/mtfg/ mother to father general

do squats and hip thrusts 3-4x a week

ok im already doing hip abductions 2x

should i do them more often too? they are more for the leggy part i think though

laguna post butt

fuck no do not encourage that

If my ancestors saw what i became they will be super disappointed, thats why I am detransitioning.

yea, you can work out that group every other day. Add ankle weights if you haven't.

okay bread thank u for the tips

I see her on steam like pretty much every day lmfao

500 rn and I take the pic mid class

My first ancestor to America arrived here in 1761 from Ireland and fought in the War for Independence.

giwtwm
what is she playing

your ancestors were dumb peasants most likely

Ew nobody wants to see her flat pancake ass

It's fat not flat.

And you are a dumb peasant just like them

read about oscar wilde, irish people have been lgbt a long time

also research.ie/what-we-do/loveirishresearch/blog/loveirishresearch-blog-senator-david-norris-on-gay-rights-and-reform-in-ireland-a-personal-history/

Nunya beeswax lil nigga

Did you know big breasts were considered something only uneducated and poor people had back then.

Blobbers won

checks out

Prove you are uneducated by posting nudes rn

stop being a sex pest

Mad cuz ugly and unpleasant

t. hayato

tfw no steam acc

Why not?

That's a low blow

She's already posted her disgusting boltons in here many times

They look nice to me

i only play solo games so i'm not paying for them...

Well yeah you are a chasoid pissant

Not really

sorry about that, I'm doing better now

You took everything from me

hon/passoid

hsts/agp

youngshit/oldshit

luckshit/cursedshit

none of it is real
there is only rich and uglypoor

I don't know who u are

Laguna I'm the only titty asker pretty much

how long before ashley from youtube detransitions for another boost in viewership? learned recently she only started transitioning in covid which was shocking to meconsidering how socially integrated she is. psychopath detected

you, nomi, and frytato are the main sex pests itt

Thanks for the insight paige

goona doesn't have tits bro, she has nubs

oh, hello.

Good morning ! I am currently in class doing homework. I hope you had a nice day

parents pay for you to get an education

instead of learning

spend that time harassing ppl on Anon Babble for tranny nudes

I can multitask and finish things fast

need it or sneed it

bread is the only real hussy tussy in thread because she likes men so much she shows us her pretty boobas when we ask

You are no different than larry

Larry hands made this post

No I'm Blobbers

i will NEVER be blobby

You shouldn't post here then. You don't like trans women and try to gatekeep them into only talking about your interests like video games. Fuck off.

You do realize the us is one of the few countries where you have to pay for college lol in an undisclosed eu country my education, apartment and food was free free and I received a monthly payment

come on champ, do not

You are just ignorant lol

peeg why

sry but i need male attention, haven’t even seen my dad in a month and he’s the only guy i interact with

probably a bit of both

nobody asks

spooge posts its malformed Larry's anyway

send him a text...

Let's see yours, they're real
Inb4

Durr check the archive from 2008 it's in there i promise!

Dog I got them removed in 2015

What do you think about flux ruining her tomboy aesthetic to look like an incel? Her body was 8/10

I'm out here on a ranch trying to make electronics work. it's nice out.

My dream is to own a ranch and make ranch on my ranch

so like a dairy? that's a nice dream

Yeah pretty much. Do you like to ride dirt bikes? I like going out in the country and riding.

Ranch electronics? Are you making cybercows or something

I didn't grow up with dirt bikes so I never got into them, but they're cool and are good for breaking bones.
irrigation related stuffs

are they watching you on they lil drones
farmers love drones

I haven't played enough farming sim 2022 to know what that is but I hope you have fun with it. I'm fishing now because they added qol to make grinding easier also. I like fishing in videogames

Who? Drop a link lil custer

Poor

yeh, that's not an insult anymore tho, it's 2024 everyone is fucking poor

crabbes

most of the farmers are on vacation rn

Those kill people.

Actual convicts on the first fleet.
Stitched up of course, they dindu nuffin.

oh tru its not exactly plowing season giggity
no big buff women working the fields with they sweaty backs

no theyre frens :D

No those are enemies. This one is nice

Laguna dunning kruger

Laguna freddie krueger

nah I can make frens with every animal and these cheetas arent just keeping me around as a snack for later
(thats a thing they do sometimes)

There was a temptation in me to reply to this post with a furry joke. But I only mentioned it instead. Good for me
And no all animals aren't your friends

I want biscuits with butter and honey

yes they are they all baby to me I love them and will give each and every one of them little kissies on they little heads and a hat

do i have what it takes to be a dominatrix?
also; what does it take to be a dominatrix?

You will be eaten by a wolf soon

You have the looks but not the personality. A sissy dominatrix wouldn't work, unless you dommed other sissies like maiq

just treat others the way you want to be treated

aha

no
and dw abt it

wolves are actually quite harmless as long as you dont aggrevate them, also they only hate moids and will be nice if you arent scared and id be too happy to be scared
trust me I love wolves and know some stuff abt animals

works for me senpai
skill issue

What about bears. Those kill people.

oh fuck no, not him

i can fix my personality
but my milkers aren’t big enough to be mommy
but want to be dominatrix

qott

Nothing good
aaaaaah I love kittens so much

black bears are kinda dangerous and territorial
brown bears are so few and far between that your chances of even running into them are slim af, and theyre not too agressive unless they have cubs
ant eater bears are the most agressive on the planet despite being the smallest, they are extremely dangerous and responsible for the highest number of attacks and deaths globally every year
bears are ok not my fav desu

you dont have what it takes desu

ive been here for a while retard

cats are good theyre my fav

Peak coming soon.
Ant eaters look pretty ugly. I'd be killing people if I looked like that too

what am i lacking?

oh sorry theyre called spectacled bears, theyre the smallest species of bear on the planet but the most dangerous, they are hyper agressive to fend off tigers, a tiger weighing 350 kg can easily kill one since they only weight 110 kg, but if the bear puts up a fight they might hurt them in the process and thus arent worth the effort, tigers go for easy kills and running away from them is suicide, so fighting back proably wont work for one bear, but the tiger will learn that they arent worth the effort

empathy to understand what others want and their boundaries and the ability to do that for someone even if it isnt what you're into

They look cool. Maybe they just have issues because they're small so they are aggressive due to it like chihuahuas

you can buy some disgusting bolt ons after a few paychecks

also, almost no bears eat red meat (meat from mammals) except black bears when very desperate, their diet varies but largely consists of fruit, fish for black and browns, and spactable bears only eat insects during mating season

kinda like that, but more because they have to contend with tigers in the amazon, the most competetive environment on the planet, gotta fight to survive there, gorillas dont eat meat at all but are still agressive to those who impede on their territory, they dont mean to kill anything like chimps do, they only want to defend their territory and family

nu uh
yes exactly so guise pls help me

do u agree

just snew, not you

Overcome with lust Mono busts Kats crust with a single thrust. A cloud of crust dust escapes in a dust, the color of rust.

not really, like Id want to go to space doesnt mean I think I could, I think she is taking a hypothetical too seriously

no
space is sick
the clear night sky when you can see all the stars out reminds me of what makes the world nice and it makes me feel like i dont wanna kill myself momentarily
if you were to say you would turn down the chance to go conveniently to space with no caveats or monkey paw-esque gotchas, you're either stupid or lying

i think what she means to say is she doesnt like elon musk or elon musk simp types

i think what she means to say is she doesnt like elon musk or elon musk simp types

oh that makes sense actually

i want to put my girlpenis in a girlpussy

i want to put my girlpenis in a meat grinder

i want to put my girlpenis in sissy diapers

it's kind of a waste of resources if you're not going asteroid mining

Blobby won

hayato won

snew.... won

Am I ok if this bisquick box expired in August and I made biscuits with it? Asking you because u have mommy vibes

never

always

always remember
just snew
not you

how do u all answer the man or bear question

kat won
mono lost
laguna lost
anya lost
blobby lost
pring lost

Blobby succeeded in getting snew away from this hellhole. That's a win in my book. He's a saint

How about not being a redditor?

I bet they would be nice if they could.
Only person that has them on mtfg afaik
Apricot marmalade atop a cookie

QOTT

not really
i can trace my dads family back to great britain(with heavy irish and scottish heritage, because my grandpa is a newfie)
obviously like everyone from that island we're technically related to like william the conqueror r someone
on my moms side it's hard to trace the family outside of canada
we're not native, just several generations of candians in
the only family on my moms side not from here is my great grandma who came here from mainland china

cheshire lost

never say that again please, i beg you

Those are all of Kats sex partners in the last 24 hours
Neko was mommy until she had her moment and got vanned. Rip

That's blobby felating his non-existent peenor and trying to feel like he's not just a catty brat of a woman

as long as it's sealed it's probably ok

did anya win?

This...she lost by appointing racist carol modship

I don't think that someone that would do that could be called that frankly.
You win a nuke

she should give the server to anya tbqh,,

well most animals in captivity become so nice they wouldnt survive nature, I think most animals would be nice if they could but alas, they cant
I still love them tho, they dont have a choice where humans mostly do

cool im gonna drop it on tel aviv

Ugh it was open, pray for my health
Neko went crazy from no sex and sex deprivation, and no bf despite being hsts and a total mommy who baked all day. She was too hard on herself and desu those kids had it coming.

Most bad people are bad because their parents were bad.
On what? Tell habib?
Erm.

the more i voicetrain the more i sound like my mom

mono won

ur mom a cute

I dont think that desu, most people are just cunts, I mean my parents were shit and Im only horrible to people who treat me like shit

You won't understand once you meet someone raised by a good family..

idk what you mean but im pretty sure most people are just cunts

Who are you anyway?

Most people are good, though they can be easy to influence negatively due to a system that doesn't encourage them to think for themselves

Yep

it's ok, people will be obsolete soon

Carol being racist only serves to further endear her to my heart

nooo im pretty sure some people do it on purpose specifically because they enjoy it, ever heard of sadism? the spanish inquisition happened need i remind you, people probably enjoyed that

god i hope so

I'm a sadist in that I'm sad a lot and people pity me

Okay well what if there's sadists that are good people and ones that are bad people.

there is tranny gossip at work but i don’t know what it is. worried

ilia wider than lower ribs

anamode moar if you want your hips to pass

eh nah there are people who are nice to me and those who are mean, I only got myself so I only worry abt myself desu
ppl being dicks doesnt make them full on evil or anything imo, but im sure as shit not giving them the time of day
imma nap nini

Sleep well.

So darn true

Sneed well

they're always gossiping i find
ill never forget walking into a store and hearing the makeup aisle attendants loudly mocking a transwoman they'd just seen
gn fren

The server should be given to me so I can abandon it and make it die.

I'm brown

Who wearing they sissy panties?

snew

is it a big deal if it like kinda hurts to pee (like pain is at my like .. like the tip of my dick) and it just kinda hurts 50% of the time and has done for like a year or two? I thought UTI's were either gone or way way more noticeable after like max a week

this is worrying me though

gay men are also big on gossip, they might be worse

kek
why is this so true
even my brother is a major gossip

i aint gon lie lil nigga, its over

You wouldn't feel pain in that area if it was a uti lol the iq of the average poster here is so low. go see a doctor retard

so it's not a uti then???

saltine lost

is

ilia wider than lower ribs

good?

when i post pictures of my body here people usually tell me to eat more

ancestors

Slave ship :(