Why do boys lie

a guy told me his cum tasted like vanilla. i wanted to try. it did not taste like vanilla.
why guys are like this? :<

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you posted this in another thread yesterday,
when you post this what replies do you want?
does writing this get you aroused or is it just funny to you? what's the deal with the anime girl image? how does using that image to represent yourself make you feel?

You need to get you a diabetic.

It's a little basic, pH-wise.

I've never been freaky enough to eat my own coom but I imagine it's like raw egg.

Thanks, ladies and twinks. Swallowing that stuff is probably gross but it means everything to us.

Not the worst comparison tbhon.

Though it is really heavily influenced by diet.

i think it tastes like when you eat a fish with a lot of salt and theres the leftover juice of the skin and stuff

did it taste good though?
I think it does but it might just be that I'm super horny whenever I get it...

when will men be able to cum edible bad dragon cum lube?

why do boys tell you that they love you when they don’t mean it

no problem, its actually really hot <3

sometimes it is easier to eat it than find another way to dispose of the evidence, it's just gay: simply lateral thinking

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My boyfriend's cum actually tastes nice and creamy and mild

tbf, the taste of cum from the same person changes all the time depending on diet and other factors but, charitably the best i've tasted has just been lightly sweet but def still cummy
trying your own cum feels like such basic shit to me, idk, is it that freaky?

My cum doesn't really taste of anything desu

I honestly just need a loyal cum swallower. Could be cis woman, trans woman, or twink.

i mean you might be right, my dick usually gets glued to my underwear with cum even after i’ve wiped it off with tissues

i used to just flush it

why would you ever believe that

i dunno...

I don't do anything or go anywhere until after I've peed and showered

And ideally slept lol

it tastes like bleach and sunflower seeds lol

no no his cum doesnt taste like vanilla but mine does. i promise. pinky promise

A Tgirl I was hooking up some months ago used to say my cum tasted like pancake batter. To this day, I still think she was lying and just wanted to make me try it. So it's not only guys anon.

lol

cum literally tastes exactly like pancake batter tho. pancake batter doesn't taste good. it tastes like slimy raw flour dough. not bad but not good (like cum)

a man in his 40s wrote this post

What on earth are you putting on your pancakes? Batter tastes slightly sweet and smells like butter. Cum smells like chlorine and most people agree it's salty.

I just need someone to look me in the eyes and let me bust on her tongue and without looking away send it down the hatch and open her mouth again to show me it'll all gone. I deserve this.

feed him your cum instead as punishment

wya?

her

I mean I have some extra equipment downstairs and no tits, but a mouth's a mouth

based
west coast USA

west coast USA

im in wa

mine tastes like salt

way down south :'(

I NEED A DUMB TRANNY GF NOW!!!

Also if you have leftover pancake batter it will smell exactly like cum after a day or two.

My only conclusion is that all of you must suck at making pancakes.