/chasergen/ chud gf edition

would you date a chudess?

yes, especially if she's racist

post a neu pic, is been soo long

dumb question, reused photo from frontpage. yet more evidence of why 4chasers do not have it like that, very sad

thatd be humilating, i will post on twitter when i feel comfortable

would you date a chudess?

Yes, in a heartbeat. Kayla keeps getting banned though. I could fix her, right quick

Do chasers like awkward shy boymoders in bunnysuits

would have posted something animated, but unsee is anti-boymoder and doesn't allow webms or animated gifs ree

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I don't judge you nymby, im far uglier than you

CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!! need more immediately

its not abt that its just abt how i feel

Q4 chasers:

i dont know. probably not

Good girl, for being sexy and modest all at once. Made to be wifed up

discord? you can send me all webms and gifs you made there

I understand. I'll post my peanits but not my face

bros would u still like me if i was transgendre

we're butt postan on unsee, where's yours?

q4c

No

lol hasn't everyone seen my ass already

not me

i can never see it enough though, it's literally in my dreams at night

naughty boys...
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dead already

damn...

Oh my gah

Looking good

before i started transitioning trannies were like magical girls to me
i don't feel v magical tho :<
i think i still put other trans women on a pedestal
i wish they thought i was one of them

I need that ass in my life....

I hate November

you are magical!!!

You better stay away from here if you're doing that

What's the point in not nutting for a month?

I've fucked 2 twinks in November, and plan on more if the grindr gods keep delivering

<3

Never forget you are beautiful and sexy!!! Definitely a top tier trans girl

good morning
i'm sleepy and have to do work ;_;

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Goodmorning
I'm sleepy and at work

gm eui
do u know much abt getting hrt in finland
trying to learn more abt what to expect

oo aa so sleepy

come sleep on my chest babe

sounds cozy u_u

yeah i know as much as anyone else who's gotten it. the tldr is that it kinda sucks: first you have to go to a doctor, who will refer you to transpoli (might be called sitpoli now, for "Sukupuoli-Identiteetin Tutkimuspoliklinikka"), who will then do an investigation period of like a year or two where they determine if you're mentally stable and trutrans, and then if you are they'll add a diagnosis of F64.4 "Transsexuality" to your medical record and refer you to the endochrinology clinic for HRT. you can only really get gel or patches or maybe pills, they don't like prescribing injections

but that being said, if you already have prescription HRT in the states then it might be kinda easy to get it here too. they'll probably sorta fast-track anyone who's already transitioned and lives as a woman. getting diy here sucks bc customs is rly overly vigilant and there aren't really any sellers who ship from the EU and thus not go through customs anymore? girlpotion.cc used to exist and ship from sweden but then they stopped existing, and i'm not aware of any other ones. or then you can get a prescription from gendergp, it costs money but it's kinda just one online consultation and after that you can pick up from any pharmacy. sorta like those hair loss doctors that youtube ppl sometimes shill for, you just video call with a rando doctor in wherever for twenty minutes and they ask you if you're really trans and if you say yes then they mail you a paper prescription for cypro and gel.

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F64.0 not F64.4, that doesn't exist

Thank you for music

cozy cuddles are perfect for the colder months

cool that's rly rly helpful info ty
ya i had read abt how like for someone living there to start u need to get referred to some clinic in Helsinki and there's all these tests and stuff and if they decide ur trans then it still takes a while to get on hrt
wasn't sure abt whether i could expect them to just continue my prescription since I've already transitioned
do even anti androgens get seized at customs? i could survive without estrogen for a bit but not having AA's is one of my biggest fears

yeah there's two clinics one in Helsinki and another in Tampere who do those tests and diagnostics and stuff. i'm not really sure whether you can continue your prescriptions like that, like, it'd make sense if you could and it'd probably be medical malpractice if you couldn't, but the system doesn't always make sense. i think this is one of the things you could just contact some authority over here to confirm it before moving.
the customs seem to seize most meds, no matter if they're controlled or not. prescription heartburn medicine will get pretty much the same treatment as prescription opiates, they just xray everything and if there's unsigned for prescription meds in there then they'll seize them.

mm gotcha that's v helpful
thank u so much this has answered a lot of my questions
and ya i will get in contact with someone over there, my parents r talking about having me visit for a week or two in December to start making arrangements and figuring out a plan so i can move there in January or February
I'm excited!! c:
I've always wanted to live in finland

but it's really cold though. and you're from Cali. desu i don't think it's going to work

no 1 love me desu

I love u bb

:))))))))
Ily2

Sad one month hrt London transgirl.

My discord is harmfulkelly

can I add u even if I'm not from London

sure just need someone to talk with,

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

sry about this

Euro hours are almost over
Cute kitty :)

who else tryna get their mexican orchi done before next year?

This is like the only surgery I think I could trick my insurance into covering but I've heard it's best but to do if you might get srs later

i’m way too poor for srs and i have no insurance and im worried about the possibility i wont have access to hrt at some point in the future. plus the cost of aa’s

Same. I just hope I can afford it one day
But.. You also make really good points actually.. I'm gonna look into it more now

semi unrelated blogpost but i'm trying to get my state sponsored socialist orchi asap but probably gonna be until next year, i gotta lose like 10 more pounds and then I'm under the BMI limit for it, that should be easy enough and i might reach that goal before the new year, but then the waitlist for the actual surgery will probs be from several months to over a year.

I'm so sick of work, Eurofriends

Me too
-usa friend on night shift

what’s the bmi limit?

you guys wanna do horrible bosses? i can’t take it anymore :(

Please don't tempt me...

My boss is actually a nice guy I just need to quit my job. How bad is yours?

same
i gotta do a support call with some rando today too. at least i'm going to see a play with my mom tonight so there's something to look forward to after i'm done

30BMI, which for my 168cm/5'6 ass means like 85kg/188lbs. i'm at 90kg/199lbs atm, started at around 102kg/225lbs two and a half months ago, so i'm getting there.

90kg at what is practically a midget height is a lot but if you've already lost 12kg you'll lose the rest easily. Good luck

it's so flippin coldst tonight chaseurgene
i woke up at 5:30am because cold + hungry + had to pee + murder dreams + hungry
hope you're all doing well tonight though!

murder dreams

Umm. Is everything okay friend?

I want ppl to hate me

jokingly asked tranner from this board to shake her ass on cam for me last night

she gets up and does it

Anon Babble trannies are the wildest

What's the play about

Which one?

Only 1 day left until the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight bros and broettes
I really hope Mike Tyson wins, I hate Jake Paul so fucking much

Was it the blonde nerdy one from passgen? It feels like she would do that.

Secret lol

based

yeah everything's cool, i just had dreams where i was being murdered, not unusual

are you paying for it?

It's going to be streamed on Netflix and I have a Netflix account so sort of

yup it's a lot and i'm really mad at myself for letting it get to this point
i'm sure i've told this story before, but like, before this year I was working a horrible three-shift job that was killing me, struggling hard at it with unmedicated ADHD, and simultaneously also very very hondosed to the point where I had male T levels.
Then last december, I got diagnosed and medicated for the ADHD, which also gave me the confidence to ditch my old job for one with less predefined structure and also way better hours and pay, which then made me not be dissociated 24/7, and also helped a lot with my general mental state bc i wasn't going paycheck to paycheck anymore.
this all then led to me getting the motivation to look into my hormone levels, which I did in may, and they turned out to be terrible, and promptly got fixed. and that was what finally gave me back my will to live.
so then i quit smoking and started eating better and counting calories and exercising daily because i finally felt like there was a point to doing so. and now i'm feeling better than ever.
it's a translated version of Shear Madness, which i hadn't heard about before, but after googling it a bit, it's apparently somewhat popular in the States. It seems kinda horrible and cringey, but oh well, the tickets were free and I get to spend time with my mom which is always fun.

me and you

I think it's going to be boring. Tyson is almost 60 and Jake Paul is not a real boxer. I've watched tysons original fights from 1986-1990 hundreds of times and I have no interest in this. It's just entertainment probably like an exhibition match

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giwtwm (shaking my butt)

I completely agree. I just think the whole thing is an insult to Tyson's legacy

youtube.com/watch?v=PGGxlPE7FZY

also helped a lot with my general mental state bc i wasn't going paycheck to paycheck anymore.

Been there. It's actually insane what financial stability does for your mental well being. Anyway good luck

His legacy as a boxer died with the Buster Douglass fight realistically, and died again and again with the 2 losses to Holyfield and the ko to Lewis. He was a shitty undisciplined fighter after Cus D'Amato died and he fired Rooney.

tldr they'll spar for a few rds and each make $50 million. I would spar with tyson for that money

thanks anon :> i meant to thank you for the kind words the first time around but forgot, lol

Haha dw :D

Just praying that Jake Paul develops anal warts

Lmao well we're in agreement there

I've had those before. I hope they go away for you soon <3

According to an interview in Details, his first fight was with a bigger youth who had pulled the head off one of Tyson's pigeons.[29]

I love this

You wake up and /transbiangen/ has invaded your home. What do?

Tire iron

Pop a Blue Chew and get to work on some conversion therapy

oh my who would do such a thing O.o

Gm cuties, I did not sleep enough :)

Trans gf who needs 3 cups of coffee to wake up then starts breathing her hot coffee breath in your face

Stop oppressing bottom chasers.

he’s one of the fucking worst narcissistic manbabies i’ve ever met, micromanaging constantly and projects all of his faults and insecurities onto his employees, and rewards the worst people simply because they suck on his egoboner everyday. i hate being a poor tranny i’m stuck till i get a new job :(

Hope you find a new job. What field of work is it?

i used to dislike chasers but ive realised that i like the sweet autistic ones that infodump and treat tranners well

It’s so fucking cold outside I don’t wanna do my morning mission :(

i used to dislike chasers but ive realised that i like the reppers

Based transbian

whats ur morning mission

Unfair, I just woke up from a home invasion dream.

i actually think those are less likely to be reppers and no im not a transbian

Do your morning mission.

perfect way to wake up desu

I’m a nanny, I take care of kids for a lesbian couple in my building. I have to walk the older one to school which is like a 30 minute round trip mission
I have to!

no they should die

Sounds fun, enjoy cold walk :)

The neighborhood feral cats and kitten are playing on my roof

Cold walks > hot summer walks

Why aren't you up there playing with them? I bring my cat onto my roof sometimes. Also yes cold walks best walks.

does anyone have that sad person sushi blanket comic? i thought it was really cute

I kinda prefer hot walks personally though being sweaty is not fun

i only have the edit where he fucks her

It's raining and only like two of the younger ones let me pet them and such, the rest only let me within about 5 feet lol
My 3 cats are indoor cats

At the beginning of summer and autumn where it's like perfect temp I can agree with. But in general I definitely prefer cold bc I can just layer up and yeah not sweat to death <3

i want to be a lil sushi roll so bad

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Rav's sweaty asscrack

My kitty cat is also an indoor cat, but we made a deal that the roof counts as indoors so long as I go up with him. Don't need to pet them all to enjoy their company, and after enough months chilling nearby they might eventually let you pet, maybe. I love the rain :)

Oh that's cute!
I've tried getting one of my cats used to a harness so I can take her for walks bc she used to be an outdoor cat, but she absolutely can't stand it lol
And she really doesn't seem to mind being indoors only now

And I've been trying with the outdoor kitties!! I've managed to get them to eat sitting right next to me and a few to let me pet them, but there very timid. But I do hang out with them in the driveway occasionally :)

Gross

Pan or Stupidassmotherfucker? My lil buds only ever been on the roof and sometimes when there's lots of snow I'll toss him out into a big pile of it for a second. Don't feed the outside cats, that's cheating.

What's my simp been up to? I couldn't post for him yesterday.

lol june is still horny about that from last night

i want a boyfriend so bad

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Can some American chaser please fuck June so she stops shitting up the gen

It's 9 am.

Do you walk or drive? I hate bundling up and hiding my body because it’s the best passing part of me lol

I would if she would let me

aren't you ugly?

Animal postan hours is the best time of day.

all chuds that enter Anon Babble should be given estrogen via suppository

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okay. i still want a boyfriend

Oh I drive everywhere, the only thing in walking distance is a gas station

Would it even work rectally?

he's been coveting more teenage boys than ever

I’m in a city so I have to walk in whatever the weather is and icy wind does not feel good in my butt hole or blowing my hair around. At least I don’t shovel snow

Sounds about right.

i forgot to answer the q4t this morning
uhhhh i dont really like other trans people most of the time. its not a specific chud belief. i just dont vibe with most transers.
i would probably have ended up a twitter terf if i was a real woman

this could literally be us if I was in your dms

how old are you

Samf just came to join me for league! :)

Must be nice to have friendz

kinda same except it's just kinda surface level stuff that i have problems with, i just don't get along with most other trannies that well, i wouldn't be a terf if i was cis but i probably wouldn't associate with trans ppl that much.

nobody cares transbian polyshit

Trans gf who thinks your family and friends are transphobic, but they can just tell she's autistic and does drugs

autistic and does drugs

Literally the tranny I'm currently seeing

dream girl right there

I want to smoke weed.

chaser bf who lets me get a "theyfab haircut"

I want to flirt with a man

more pics for people who missed them last night...

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this one has a longer expiration, so have fun boys~

If you want new ones that aren't part of the same set, you'll have to wait until I get off work though...

what makes you think he wants to flirt with you

Wow cute

Looking good lad

you look like a droopy eyed retard

What's for breakfast?

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That's an entire man. Are you trans or a crossdresser

dumbass is eating raw fish, enjoy homosexual parasites

Breedable

Rudeposting ALWAYS starts during American hours. Coincidence?

<3

nobody asked plus you're bald

I’m hot and clocky like the lil chaser fellas like

I have a full head of hair

It's probably the same person desu

you have a head full of nonsense

belong to me?

Take that back

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Raw fish

Is smoked salmon really so uncommon, poor people don't know it exists?

gm frens i have to go to the dmv today ;~;

would you date a chudess?

of course, it would be fun to teach her about democracy and how QAnon isn't real. and plow her bussy. really let her know this is a liberal country

nta but it's kinda debatable whether cold smoking counts as cooking.
also god i could go for some cold smoked salmon right now

malding
looks raw disguting fish

I want to stop smoking weed forever. I've been off for a week, I think I'm gonna make it

You absolutely can. Why though?

Goodnight!! <3

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hi eui thx again for helping me with information issue ^^
are u anywhere near oulu
mayb we can hang out some day

Love that there are like five different ways this could be interpreted, all very real

This thread has mostly been good, what's the problem?

of course the fat transbian polyshit gotta have an opinion on disgusting food

this entire board is dying

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

Are you actually moving to Finland, Marie?

yupyup

hi :> np, i'm glad to help
and nah sadly not, i'm in the Tampere area. i have some business up north sometimes, maybe like once a year, so it's not totally out of the question though.

Cool. Can I ask why?

because Drumpf is a big meaniehead

bad orange cheetoman is taking away the free gibs to the useless trannoids

I mean Finland is a way better country than the US, it's just a pretty random place to move to so I'm curious. I know she's part Finnish but she doesn't even speak Finnish or Swedish AFAIK so integrating in Finland might be difficult?

first time back in months so i’m just watching, what did i miss

she will be getting free gibs in finland, what's not to like? it's a paradise for useless neet trannies

do any chasers here like musicals

I like Les Miserables

Honestly no. Not at all

No, I hate them in fact

cool I've never been to tampere
never rly been to Helsinki either... just oulu
but i know oulu p well
i think i could live a more comfortable life in finland than here
there's so much abt this country that seems completely dysfunctional to me, from the healthcare system, housing, crumbling infrastructure, our society's total reliance on cars, the amount of homeless ppl
and that's to say nothing of the media and politics here
then there's the fact that i find finland prettier, the air is cleaner so my asthma is less of an issue
god whenever i go there the difference rly is like night and day in terms of like just general cleanliness, women there in general are not as afraid of going outside unaccompanied than they are here
when i come back here from finland this whole place just strikes me as incredibly depressing
then there's the fact that I'm a finnish citizen already and i have family there so that makes moving a lot simpler
and I've always been closer with my finnish relatives than my American ones, even if they're on the other side of the globe.. they always made more of an effort to be part of my life
i just feel like i could live a better life in finland than here

i speak finnish, I'm not quite fluent but ik enough to get around and will learn more

Alright. Yeah makes sense then. It's a beautiful place

that's a cis gay thing

just saw my doctor and she is making me get a breast ultrasound

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Low sleep quality (and I only smoke it to FALL asleep)

Anxiety, intrusive thoughts. I hate being high

Makes me dumber/more scatterbrained

it's ok that's p normal

just saw my doctor and she is making me get a breast ultrasound

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isnt it tiresome to be such a bitter loser every day

this

Fair points. Has your sleep been extra bad this week without it helping you fall? I don't ever get the anxiety or intrusive thoughts and I enjoy being high immensely. Being dumber is part of the fun :)

no its cause i got a lump

So cruel that more boob means more likely boob problem

hot

have you tried sucking transbian dick on cam? i heard it makes you happier

you’re on here posting like a bitterhon every day in a very recognizable and predictable way maybe u should get a hobby or a job ^^

why are you talking about yourself like this?

Hell no
real
If I had a nordic dual citizenship you bet your ass I'd be eating salmiakki by now, very jealous of you but hope everything works well for you there

unsee

You need to post again

Looks good. I had smoked salmon cream cheese on a bagel.

sorry hon but i think most people here recognize u by now
and not a single person likes u

you dont have to keep saying these harsh things to yourself, its gonna be ok

also she put bdd and arfid on my diagnosis list last time and this time i was like

so why did you put this on my sheet?

because i think you have them

okay but like

i think its an accurate diagnosis

..okay

no u

lol

aw I'm sorry that's kinda scary i hope it's benign :<
I'm sure you'll be fine!

you are being very cruel for no reason so im sure you have some issues to sort out! i'm praying for you hon

oh damn it's probably cancer, sucks to be you lol

if it ends up being a tumor and you need to have it surgically removed, you will probably get tissue expanders put in for reconstruction and you might be able to push the size even bigger than they were originally through implants

trannids when was the last time your parents said they were proud of you?

i do find it funny that people instantly resort to calling someone a hon, like if you’re gonna insult someone at least make it funny

i think it was when i graduated 2 years ago. my mom tells me she loves me a lot but she doesn’t tell me she’s proud of me very often.

idk its pretty funny to be called a hon when i am a man, reminds me that trannies are living in a different reality

is there a way to share webms with the kind of protections that unsee has?

Nah, I got something else from the doctor, my sleep is great. Also fuck melatonin. When it runs out I wake up after like 2/3 of a night of sleep. Went without last night. Definitely want to stay off that stuff.

well ur a repper who spends all day negging trannies on the tranny board so calling u a hon isn’t far fetched

That might be a likely explanation for why that poster is like he is

probably not too long before my dad died. when he was sick and stuck in bed, i had a phone call with him where i took him on a "walk" through the city with my phone camera. that was probably the last time he said anything like that.

idk when my mom last said it but she certainly hasnt said it in the past 2 years since i started transing

your a deluded hon that thinks everyone must wanna be as mentally ill as you lmao

yeah ive seen it before. def a repper chud

Well dang, sounds like your problems solved. That's good, cheers to many restful nights without the drawbacks. You can give me any leftover weed you didn't finish kthnx.

if you are confident with stripping out metadata manually (there are websites for this too) you can post a webm or mp4 to litterbox.catbox.moe to have a file that expires after a set amount of time.
it will not watermark the video with an IP address though and there are no download protections.

At least we don't have to deal with them during Euro hours because they only post during American hours

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aww. the ip address watermark and download protections are the main things I wanted. Thanks though

oh my god do not try to spin this into a thing about my boob size

oh damn this hon thinks i'm a repper, bet 'she' will try to groom me now lmao. your all the same very predictable

all trannies need giant implants. at least H cup. not sorry

pretended to like them to impress someone and it didn't work so actually i hate them

seeing some wild accusations slunged around this thread today

fuck off my boobs can be whatever size i like them at its my body

you are hereby accused of being my honey, my sweet baby gurl

brother eugh

you have been found innocent....

twinkfucking slut

does anyone else read all the posts in lower case letters only as tranner/bottom posts and the ones that aren't as chaser/top posts

you're gross
stop lol

yes

):<

Yeah

i dun wanna go to the dmvvvvvvvvvv :((((((((

No.

womp womp

no

I went a few days ago, it was very painful

already happened

lb can u give me encouragement to go to the dmv

no

;_;

already happened
just go, it'll be easier than trying to procrastinate it away

What's dmv

Different anon. I hope everything turns out fine, EJ. You're a cutie-pie and make these threads better. Dont worry yourself into a tizzy, princess

Voice passes. God. I need to hear this voice telling me how to treat her in bed. Wise words too.

nope

repo the genetic opera and I've seen les mis in person which was awesome

save me zillakami
on.soundcloud.com/PovWf

ok :<
department of motor vehicles
need to get new license
c: ok I'll do it ty <3

Chasers would you date someone even if they were 3 years hrt and only just now put their name change in?

It doesn't seem like something very important

lol are u me

i would never date someone with enough confidence to get their name changed

Just go today. If you put it off till fri or mon, itll take longer on those days since that's when people take off work to deal with the DMV. You'll be fine, Marie. Just get it done. It's not like you'll miss anything here

Good girl, LB, for always being so nice to Marie

college anons is it possible to make friends with greek life people before classes start? Where are they? i really want to get invited to a party

just walk into a frat house that's throwing a party
they're not gonna complain about a girl showing up
tho i wouldn't recommend going alone...

they're not gonna complain about a girl showing up

lol

don't do this, even at bigger schools people prefer you to know one of the brothers to be able to come in, both men and women

what
am i wrong?

It's all about cuteness

i mean you're technically correct but it doesn't hold much relevance

lol what. Non what are you lolling about. anon?

fine whatever
at UCLA nobody cared
maybe if u were going to one of the more stuck up frats they might

THANK YOU MILADY

okay how do i get to know one?

umich? Idk what the environment or reputation is like there

i just want to meet some boys

talk to people during orientation, your classes, clubs/sporting events. you just need to talk to as many people as possible and maintain those connections. a lot of guys that you meet during orientation will probably want to rush, so if they make it in and you're still friends, you can use that connection to get into parties

do you want some peanut butter

don't overlook school clubs and stuff
that can be a good way to meet people

You should convince other American trans girls to move to Europe

Gay porn virus planted by Lucia Banton don't click

but theyre transfer students? The only people are orientation will be transfers so most will not get bids

also doesnt help if i want to rush though chances are slim anyways

why? I dont like peanut butter

transfer students get bids all the time. making it through rush is entirely dependent on whether or not you're cool. plus if you're in a frat at one school and transfer, most of the time they'll let you in at the school you're transferring to.
i really don't think being a part of greek life is good for you june.

god why do you bitches have to make everything philosophical just say no thanks and that you hate my guts? and want me to die

why?

i just want a social life again

june how many calories have you eaten today?

June's stupid questions general

egg sandwhich

>english muffin

eggs
g mayo 10g mustard

>pimento peppers

g velveeta

apple, maybe 100g

you do the math

why?

why?

why?

why?

RETARD ALERT

:(
i want to know

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marie's stupid transbian blog
rav's stupid transbian polyshit blog
june's stupid questions corner

I want to be June's food

You look over at your date (Marissa) as she hands her id to the waiter. “Martin” it says beside the picture of the sad bearded man. The waiter looks at you, suppressing a laugh, and hands her back her id.

let me ask questions, im not turning to redditors to ask how to grow up

You don't need to show your id to waters where I'm at

did you peanut butter has 7 grams of protein per serving and that i'm going to put it in your mouth with my spoon

I would tell you to ask your parents, but your mom is an autistic dork like you, and your dad probably wants to fuck you. Sorry June, but you're fucked. Having to get advice from Anon Babble is the lowest of the lows

make sure it’s the real June by checking that the trip starts bfl (bigmouth frickin loser)

no it has a lot of fat though..

i used to be involved with greek life. they do not take kindly to members of the lgbt community. you can have a great social life without ever being a member of greek life

at ucla they had this surfing club that was rly chill
always threw parties and they let anybody in if they passed the vibe check
i never went but my twin did a lot
I'm telling u June, check out the clubs at ur school

i hate being lgbt so much though

who tf am i going to get friends without being forced to be around people?

fats dont make you fat
you need them to absorb nutrients

monosaturated fat is good for you
polysaturated fat is bad for you

What do we know about krissukissi's butthole? Any data available in terms of colour, shape, smell, taste, tightness, etc? Any intel?

Thanks in advance.

i made friends in my classes, at sporting events, clubs. the first 2 weeks at my school my roommate and i sat with someone different for every meal, you get to know a lot of people very quickly doing that

you should ask wren, according to krissukissi herself, wren fucked her so hard her asshole bled

We do have some data on Wren's butthole due to a video circulating where she gets anally impregnated by a man.

if you ask wren she will answer any questions, she has a big fat mouth, bigger than marie's

all fats make you fat

9 calories per gram

okay anons i need to go to class ill be back soon

no wrong and apologize for misinfo

who tf is teemo
waittt is that the lil jit in league of legends

fat is only a bad thing when it's stored in your organs and tummy, which is why you should avoid pufas

gets good advice

completely ignores it

i don't know if i like this june person

june wants to look like a holocaust survivor, you are giving her bad advice

i was talking about the social stuff not food, is she bad about that too?

i wish there was an animal crossing mmo
that would go so hard
like yooooo bro has a lvl 99 bug net dammmmmm
they could go the Fortnite route and have lots of cosmetics and crossovers and shit like dammmm bones the dog got some yeezys

she has a cnc kink and she looks at nothing but pro-ana videos on tiktok, she's bad about everything

Some pufas are okay though right? I inevitably get some from fatty fish like salmon but most of my fats are saturated and monounsaturated

You have no clue has nutrition works
Calories=/=macros
Caloric intake can come from an assortment of foods. While it is true fats may be more calorically dense per gram that does not mean that they in turn make you fat. Protein, carbs, and fats all have specific caloric attributes to them that make them helpful in nutrition. A simple carb from a cracker with less calories per gram is not as nutritious and lets say fat from a steak. Fats work with a diet to aid in helping digest fat soliuble vitamins, as well as provide calories in the same way carbs might. Its better to look at nutrition through a lense less focused on fats and carbs and calories and more on micro nutritional intake per calories, as macros tend to really only be useful in terms of building muscle or losing excess weight. In fact, a high fat, whole food diet consisting of red meat, veggies, fruit, dairy, eggs, and and some root veggies is actually a lot more micronutrient and macronutrient dense than something like a low calorie, high carb food like rice that is normally used as a benchmark for "healthy food". "Healthy Carbs" tend to be lacking in nutrients outside of calories and are therefore usually less healthy than a whole food fat. Avoiding processed oils would be the good advice here, demonizing fat is just something that food monopolies have done to aid their pockets.

t. former bodybuilder

oh
thats too much for me

What's this about CNC and June? Big if true. Yesterday she didn't even know how anal worked.

Is pufa Spanish for fupa??

Good time to mention that if you speak with authority on something that you obviously know little about you look dumb.

Lol it's polyunsaturated fatty acids

if you are getting them from a fish yeah, you just wanna avoid all the processed oils and food slop with preservatives
if you are cooking the salmon make sure you cook it with something like virgin olive oil or real butter
she pretends to be clueless about everything, don't be naive

You're right lb but earlyjune is pretty dumb and will likely not read your post or not believe/ understand it

LB, what's a good routine for looking toned, like that type of tone a lot of girls think is hot and just a little bit muscly?

I avoid processed foods and never use seed oils for cooking because that's slave food

I’m not a stem tranny but that sounds unhealthy as fuck

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I'm aware that she's a "I was just pretending to be retarded" troll. It just took more words than I was wanting to use at the time to call that out.

Just lift and don't have a shitty diet

t. look like that

most sneed oils are overly processed garbage that might as well be gutter oil, it's why I only really recommend virgin olive oil because olives are good and tasty and it tends to be less processed
butter is the goat otherwise tho

Just lift

Yeah

don't have a shitty diet

Fuck

How many days a week can you work out? Upper lower or ppl are popular

all this talk abt diet is making me hungy
wish i had some salmon and potatoes rn

can i offer you some peanut butter....

Is not shitty diet mostly lean proteins and greens, low carbs, and low other shit?

I know so many niggas blasting T and tren who are on the shittiest diets and end up ballooning once they hop off gear

Thats fine. Pro-ana talking points from the uninformed should be shut down regardless.
bodyweight exercises are pretty good for this and can be measured even for the less informed/less intuitive. Whereas freeweight lifts require knowledge on progressive overload, bodyweight can be measured by an increase in reps. If you want tone id do bodyweight lifts for upper combined with hypertrophic compound lifts for lower. This allows for an overall well rounded look from multiple compound workouts. If youd then like to progress further in terms of aethetics you can then look into adding more accessory, isolated movements into the routine to compliment your compound stuff. You could also swap out bodyweight stuff for hypertrophic compound upper lifts if youd like.
However 70% of progress comes from the kitchen. Replacing most of your macros with protein is a must as it aids protein synthesis and muscle growth. You can go for simple carbs but id go with potatoes and butter as your compliment to protein as it has fiber, vitamins, and carbs (as opposed to something like rice). Dont be afraid of food, if youre lifting correctly your body will 100% need what it can get. Just make sure youre eating the right stuff.

hm?

Low carbs always seemed dumb to me. Just eat starchy tubers like potatoes, sweet potatoes, beets and fruit and berries. Maybe rice too every now and then.

hey guys it's me Derrick from more plates more dates here today I'm gonna tell you about how doing tren made me a chaser

when exactly was i speaking with authority?

bitter

hm?

braindead idiot fucking ret ard

yeah june, lb is obviously a bitter haghon with zero tits who regrets doing porn, you tell that dumb bitch

You speak when authority when you tell people who were correct in what they were saying that they were wrong and that fats make you fat. hope that helps! :3

Thanks frens. I fucking love potatoes. I'm excited.
I can probably ramp up to 5.

DO NOT use my peanut butter offering to assault others. you are all very intelligent

all food makes you fat

and dont :3 me this is not tumblr

The goal is to hit a muscle group 2 times a week so upper lower 4 days or a pplxupx would also work ok. Fit has some good routes for both

this what brain damage looks like

Be comfy.

woooo
potatoes goated
potatoes w onion sauce and salmon that's been topped with dill and let to sit for a few minutes and then a had touch of lemon juice and salad with olives and bell pepper and avocado and vinaigrette dressing
yummy yummy yummy now im hungyyy

This is not true :3 Your body burns a lot of calories per day surviving, even when stationary. Additionally your organs need micro and macronutrients for cell regeneration and energy stores. :3

according to that one anon i have 141 days left until i submit my name change request to the courts on my 3rd year of HRT date. how the heck do you settle on a name

i maintain that having a guy name me would be better. and according to some it would be "hot"

You're so wrong. Look at LB's body and ask yourself if she's probably learned a thing or two about nutrition that you haven't learned yet. She's lean and well proportioned, with a thick feminine ass.

If you're chubby (I don't know what you look like) it's probably because you're short, don't move around a lot, have a less than ideal diet and because of your hormonal profile. Chubby trannies are cute anyway so who cares

I ate an entire box of pierogies today I am doing medically supervised weight gain

omg i cannot believe a virgin 20yo doesnt know about sex and relationships they must be pretending to be naive for some kink

makes me sad that this board is full of so many gross age playing vestites that you assume anyone that is unaware of this stuff must be lying

Bpd

thick feminine ass.

you started this post so strong

it's me I'm the age playing vestite

Zhe didn't see the recent lb unsees

ngmi.

yes i am chubby

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Does anyone have that comic of the guy going "hurr durr durr durr" next to two people and then they say "wtf go away retard", and then the guy walks away and says "Jokes on them. I was only pretending to be retarded."? That is June, and I propose that we post that at her whenever she does this shit.

NTA but did you never bother to look up how anal sex is done? Odd considering you don't have a vagina (yet) and presumably want a bf

Where are the eu chasers? Inever seen or meet any near me and only two in my country, my life is so over

900sec wait before I can make a phone post IT IS ACTUALLY OVER RIGHT NOW TIME TO ROPE

we know
weird gooner

She cries out in pain as she strike you. Classic EarlyJewn

im chubby and all i got was these lousy a cups

Looks good maybe go outside instead of being retarded here

Here. I've met lots of EU trannies but I don't know of many other European chasers

no i havent watched any anal porn ive only heard people talk about it

u never showed me your butt, lb did shrimple as

If youre from uk or germany then thats nothing new for me

did y'all not learn about anal from yaoi...?

i'll keep it that way

I'm not from there I'm from the north

I don't think june knows that that is

Nvm. I found it.
Pic related.

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Youre the guy dating nym?

The power of the Finnish male in action

Imagine how horrific anal was before all the homos told people how to do it properly without being asked. As disastrous as early flight. Rules written in blood.

No

I posted a few days ago. I'm seeing a tranner for a few months. And we got into an argument. She was going to break up with me on the phone but I asked her to let me see 1 more time to work it out. She said okay on her day off. Her work schedule wasn't out yet.
The next day, I sent her a good morning text and told her I love her. She sent one back and said she loves me. Later that day, I asked her if we can talk on the phone. She said no because she needs to process it. I accepted it and told her I love her and she said it back to me too. A few hours later, I sent a good night text and it got no response. The next day, I sent her text messages I told her I'll give her some space. I also said that she doesn't have to reply to my text. That same day, a friend messaged me saying that he saw her profile active on OKCupid. I went yesterday to check if she was on and she wasn't and her profile hasn't been updated. It's been 3 days since her last text message. How much time should I give her? How do I go about asking her if she is ready to talk? When should I ask? I really love her and it hurts me to think that she is with someone else.

i just want to spoonfed ugly girls peanut butter i dont care about this shit

I clicked you on accident. Sorry senpai.

:( still hurts tbf have a nice life bb

you can keep clicking on me, if you'd like :)

please locate your self respect

Woah
Show ass or smth I'm a old old (23yo) and lonely tranny so it could be a charity thing and be used as a tax rite off :33333

Wya though? Need to know that first

Show ass

Wow, tranners that want to top chasers really do exist.

fascinating convo
i want a whole thread of just you two arguing

I hope she doesn't want that because I only top

Czech polish slovakia border area
Also if any tranny want a failed bf I can be it too but I have smol tits
No I just want to see ass

Czech polish slovakia border area

Never mind then. Hope you find someone near you though

Cmooooooon at least do a flip
For the vine and thread

June go back to not posting please, you suck

Sorry babes you gotta be closer if you wanna see these chuddy cakes

i got a 404 screen trying

My life is truly over

must record guitar video

What kind of guitar do y play?

strat and tele

Nice i just bought my first nylon string classical guitar and i love the way it sounds. It's a fun departure from electric and steel string acoustic

Please help.

one of my friends has one and i've been thinking about buying it off him because he doesn't play

you are truly allergic to communicating with each other, break it off and call it a day
stop being a retard

Nah, heshould become her paypig and fix it this way

at the market square they always have this snack called muikku, they're these tiny fish and they cook a whole bunch of them in something resembling a very large wok and u eat them kinda like french fries with ur choice of sauce
it's not bad lol i kinda like it

I'd recommend it if it's a decent guitar. I wanted to improve my finger picking and play mozart on guitar. That's what I'm doing now. Then when i go back to playing electric it'll feel fresh and

potatoes

dairy product

worst looking fish you've ever seen

Yeah, I'm thinking it's finnish

it's yummy don't knock it till u try it bro

It's over, move on.

i started playing with folk acoustic stuff so i'm pretty accustomed to fingerpicking but i've yet to dive into the realm of truly playing classical guitar

Bad taste anon

Yeah

here's the big pan i was talking abt

Thats not a woke shaped pan...

ya i guess its flatter on the bottom than i realized

I never use my wok.

I walk everywhere.

sneed oils

Word

Migrate