/transbian gen/ - jimmy carter will probably outlive our pathetic attempt to revive this gen edition

Thats what u get for being coombrained!!!!
BAN SEX

35 year old ex goth girl blah blah give me attention or something

I don't even care about the sex, I'm sad about the cuddles:(

*gives attention*

Hihi

Are we playing dark souls 3 TODAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WUUU?!!??

*strokes your girldick*

Maybe!
I'll try to be as quick as I can but I get home kinda late today so we might not be able to play.

Darn... guess ill just watch dragon ball then

No i didnt merely have a kebab, iv been on a life long culinary journey and have discovered many kebabs, some awful, others mid, some amazing. The most frustrating realization of this journey was to understand that there is no, 0 correlation between the type of establishment, the location and its people, and how good the kebab will be. This is damning. You just cant know until you've ate it. But this brings us to a rather dark conclusion.
The amount of success a kebab owner has is not strictly tied to the quality of their kebab. Bad kebab shop owners can earn thousands, whilst good kebab makers make cents.

Is this perhaps a microism of the main problematic found within capitalism, namely that it is a system not meant to generate happiness but rather money.
And does this only apply to kebab shops? What other possibilities are we missing out on due to the wrongs of capitalism?
And finally.
Maybe it is not greed and money that keeps this world afloat. Maybe its the tireless autists who strive for perfection and order within their respective departments, the good people who strive for quality, the nameless engineers behind everything we love and cherish, not the demonic populists who claim the credit and those unwise seek to emulate.

I might send what i just wrote to the kebab shop i just visited, as a sort of high compliment.

What kind of girls are you into transbiangen?

My favorites are dorky shy lanklets.

i have a strong preference for short nerdy girls

Short girls are never impressed when you princess carry them though.

Outgoing talkative ones. Makes it easier when I'm nervous and wanna turtle a bit.

my girlfriend makes a big stink every time i bring up bottom surgery even tho she literally always tops like my dick is of so little interest to her and i can’t figure out the problem what do?

That's kinda toxic.. what's she say is her issue with it?

she just says i don’t need it and im perfect the way i am and such. which like that’s not what it’s about. i probably just need to hold her to an actual conversation about it.

Yeah I would definitely cuddle up one night and get emotional and honest about what you want.

this is not true and i have the experience to disprove it

if shes cis then she shouldn't get the prized possession

penis

nah she’s also trans
im so slowly getting past her barriers to where she’s willing to have deep conversations with me. she’s going through a lot with her gender rn

Mike tyson.... lost..... tfw life isnt anime where the old guy is actually the strongest....
Im a bit deflated....

you are so god damn cute I would lock you in my room and makeout with you. of course the fight was rigged.

No id rather not. In my head im a supervillian so being locked up and kissed would mess with that

Plz respect my not so delusions of grandeur

/transphobicgen/

Thats the flesh pyramid gen, two doors down the right. If you see trump supporters and people being casually transphobic you know you're there, and some repressor called liz.

I think i accidentally drank alcohol, im not feeling so good

idk I kinda want to make you flustered and bothered. so maybe ill ignore that request

fails to quote trump from a kids movie

Why are AGPs so easy to notice?

Agps (high iq) would get the quote right.

Thoughts on vaginas?

False