The west has fallen, I bummed a tranny and I liked it.
The west has fallen, I bummed a tranny and I liked it
Giwtwm (the tranny)
it's Legover.
give us the greentext detailing the encounter plz
It's a fucking long story though are you sure?
be me
writing and recording songs planning to put out a solo album
can do it all except bass, CANNOT get an even tone with my fingers and using a pick doesn't give the tone I want
put up ads at the music store I go to in the trendy/progressive part of town, inner city with full blown commie bars and posters on street poles
first call is a weird jazz guy, don't like him
2nd call is a chick who plays classic stuff like queen, led zep, pink floyd, deep purple, sabbath
I'm making heavier simpler stuff but I know you gotta be good to play those so I give her my address
fast forward to meeting
it's some shy young skinny punky looking lezzo tomboy chick
very pretty face though with the eyeliner and pale skin,
black hair & green eyes literally my weakness
we jam because if you can improv with me and we groove well, then we can write well together that's just how I always worked with other musicians
can tell keeps miring my form because I always play drums topless, asks how long I've been lifting and stuff
playing something along the lines of Final Solution / Stillborn by BLS
she whips out this sexy high melodic crescendo kinda lick at the end of a bar
like if this bass lick was a human it would be pre-bog Megan Fox
heart stops
I stop
she stops
I'm staring at her like an idiot with my mouth open
"that was so fucking tasty"
Trying to play cool but I'm starting to crush on her and we literally just met, not cool at all
thinking about hiring someone else due to this
she's still just shy, pretty sure it's the only thing she's capable of being
penis takes over brain
tell her I'd like to jam with her again
I'm not good at this greentexting shit this is basically a novel
I'm going to try to wrap it up in this post
next time we meet after jamming for a bit tell her we should have a break get to know each other
i'll drop you back at your place you don't wanna lug that bass around to the station, fuck that noise
mix some drinks, put on a deep purple record
try to put the charm on her
we're having a good time
I feel like she is flirting
Maybe I'm A Leo comes on
Use this as my chance to get closer
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I get my face close to see if she avoids me
take her face with my hand below her ear on her cheek/neck this is it boys this is my big shot
I successfully make out with her, she smells good like sweet cherry/coconut or something
lift her onto the sofa
kissing & nibbling on her neck & collarbone
squeezing & massaging her juicy A cups, nothing weird to me so far my ex had A cups
Moving my hand down her chest, belly, I'm going to try to get some
she'll probably stop me from going all the way
but I'm a dirty old dog and I'm going to see how far I can go
At this point I'm thinking either I'm going to get done for rape or the tensions been building on both sides and she was just as into me as I was her
Hello?
is this it? what do you mean by bummed? I thought you meant you had sex
theres a lady(boy) we all know.
I did I just thought I was typing for nothing, this place is dead
And she's trapping a chud into heaven (hell actually)
Anon, long is good. Don't be self conscious. Please feel free to linger on every detail.
its was op's choice.
op chose this destiny.
op chose to be op.
op chose to this board.
op chose to be op
the fall of the west was ops choice
because op is a
I was close op :(
Please fucking finish the story. Every fucking detail. I have as boyfriend but I still live for erotica. You write really well for a chud.
I would let you rail me and tie me up and vote my rights away and make you sandwiches, ngl. it's fucked up
You're not a chud. It's stolen valour, faggot.
finish the story you fag
and yes, you are officially a fag now
she grabs my hand
"anon I'm trans"
so excited not thinking, nibble her ear and whisper "I like that"
over power her and rub her pussy through her jeans
"ANON I HAVE A PENIS"
I just realised also
it's rock hard like ROCK hard
stomach turns
dawns on me that I'm sitting here kissing a guy and grabbing a handful of his dick through his pants
mind racing: anger, disgust, confusion, blood is pumping, cock(s) is (are) throbbing
this explains the croaky voice I thought she had some issue
this explains why her neck wasn't soft like I'm used to
she is actually kind of a he
it's not like he tricked me because I initiated everything
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I'm a dog with a bone to bury and a tranny is probably way more likely to put out
"Can I fuck you right here right now?"
if he says no I'm throwing him out of my house
"Uh-huh"
instantly flip him over, rip the pants and underpants off
can't put my dick in, too tight
don't have lube because I don't do gay shit and all the girls I've ever fucked were wet n ready
him
I'm out, gfy
OP you're a faggot. Just accept her as a woman or accept yourself as a fag.
Also this is a larp. No "chud" musician in a progressive city would be writing pages of woman coded literotica.
Hurry it up George RR Martin
write well
I write a metric fucktonne of songs is probably why but thanks
Fuck you too tranny ywnbaw
It was the heat of the moment and I fucking hate myself for it now, might even rope
Well I love eating ass and pussy
DIVE DIVE DIVE
Slam my face in there with the force of a thousand suns
It's not really different from a girls but I'm acutely mentally aware that it's a male angus
I am horny as hell but I want to get this over with and berry my wood, it's sickening and I hate myself
spread em and jam my tongue in til it almost breaks
reach for the olive oil off the table behind the sofa
knock my fucking motorbike helmet off the table now this little bitch cost me $250
DRENCH EVERYTHING
My dick glistening like a roll of cling wrap, press the tip in with my thumb
at this point we are both dressed like a salad
oiled like a roman ball washer at the baths
I managed to work it back and forth til I got 3/4 in which was enough to
HIT IT LIKE A CAVEMAN
and finally got my nut off
So that's the story about how I failed Jesus and never want to play music again.
Truly, the west has fallen.
No the compliment is retracted because you're transphobic and you deny your mind's unconscious response to the woman which was that she's a beautiful woman just because of your internalized fear of being a faggot. So glad my boyfriend loves me and accepts me and is going to protect me from people like you forever.
SHE HAD A DICK YOU CLOWN
she
O Lord what is happening to me
Transwomen and women use the same pronouns, you're doing well
I'll be honest seeing as this is anonymous and nobody will know. Deep down, I wanted her as a woman and still do. I'm extremely confused and embarrassed about it. I would do anything for her I would suck her dick if she asked me to. Women don't have dicks and sucking dicks is gay. Make this make sense please. From my soul I beg you. I want to die.
just date her like a normal woman
That's crazy you say that shit to a random guy online. Your boyfriend would probably dump you if he read what you wrote, no?
Cry about it, buddy.
Make this make sense please
you are attracted to femininity and have an overactive amygdala
Yeah her bf is probably a soi, they're built for cucking whether they like it or not. Alpha fux beta bux it's a universal rule.
So what? She can get srs and you can just avoid it until then. All l you have to do is be mature and not make it into a big deal. Like just man up?
tfw no manipulative chud on-and-off bf who ghosts me for months then calls me and hate-fucks me into the mattress every now and then and then cries about how he's not *actually* gay while I try to comfort him and make him nice meals and give him hugs...
I don't want to be like that, I really like her, you don't even understand what this is like. Every single person I know is a chud. I am from a really rough area. I've gone from breaking the arm of a crackhead who tried to stab me to doing anal with and crushing over a tranny.
Do you see how that looks?
I'm sorry I offended everyone, I'm being the bigger man and admitting I was wrong to front like that.
is she still playing bass for you anony?
Pathetic fragile masculinity, real men don’t make a fuss over shit like this. And remember, you fail Christ every day, how is this the greater sin?
I've gone from breaking the arm of a crackhead who tried to stab me to doing anal with and crushing over a tranny
idk why these have to oppose each other when they can both be cool
picrelated
I don't really know what to do yet. I want her to. I'm probably being really brash because I'm still in shock but we could move far away and she could be my gf and bassist which is the two things I want more than anything in the world right now. But we've met like 3 or 4 times. Probably more likely to just shoot myself.
Yeah, I don't know if I could follow through, myself. Could exert some romantic moves on a tranny but full on assfucking of a now-declothed-male is something I just lack the bisexuality for.
You, however, are now a secret bichud.
Don't kys, you seem like a decent person at heart
I am a real man and I got myself into a real situation, and I am sorry if my real and raw reaction was not to your tastes.
You're such an insufferable whiney faggot
Kill me brother just pull the fucking trigger hand me the gun I'll do it
Another step further down the pipeline, well done chudanon
0/10 would take you out with me
You literally have bisexual superpowers.
Well, maybe. Kinsey 1 and all that.
Repeat offenders can earn their Kinsey 2 as sanctioned 'trannyfuckers'.
Sorry I'm drunk atm, just got a bit emotional but I won't kys myself
awwwwn chuddy just banged a tranny and is in love now. u gonna marry her and save the west,chuddy?
He's not fucking soi he's shredded and has a beard and looks like the yes chad. I'm just expressing how I feel anonymously because obviously I relate to this greentext cuz I've been thru it as the girl I would NEVER fucking cheat on my bf.
You're a good lass. Respect. Not only being loyal but sticking up for him. It's like trannies are better at being women than born women.
Post your music or fake and gay
traitor
Bichud literally WINS a pretty transwife out of this
I said chud not incel, I've never been an incel. Incels are as fucked as feminists, you both sow division and undermine the nation. I goddamn LOVE women as long as they know their place.
Next minute
local metal artist falls in love with a trans girl
How about a shitty unreleased demo recording?