/chasergen/ earthbound edition

always ):

chasers have u had sex with a tranner? if so how many?

i'm a virgin :c

qott: no, I never had sex with a guy :(

Where on the east coast though
And are you willing to wait a few weeks

i’ve waited so long already lol, im in md

Damn too far away from where I'm going. Death to america

qott

No

Where you going?

Big appul

qott

3 I think?

I have never played earthbound

chasers have u had sex with a tranner? if so how many?

Yes. Six I think.

whore

tranner or chaser?

qott

almost happened, but i bailed on it cause he was kinda grossing me out with a complete inability to be discrete about anything and being way too open about liking "dickgirls" and also with his smell (this was a person who was fucking around with my roommate at the time)
and good thing i did cause he turned out to be a massive sex pest and all around bad person
early covid times were weird

Can we get some more details on this? It sounds hilarious.

also with his smell

Wait what?
Also, you looked cute in the pic from last night

Definitely lol

it's kinda funny in retrospect but also i still feel kinda traumatized by the whole thing lol
i'll paint you some vignettes from the night

so, what incited this all was that him and roommate wanted to do petplay stuff (they'd been fuckbuddies for a while already) so we get the bright idea to just pop down to the pet store close to our appt and buy two actual collars and a leash, thinking it'll probably be better quality for cheaper than at a sex shop. me and roommate measure our necks so we know what sizes to get, thinking we'll be discrete and not weird out the employees. but then the guy just. can't stop making these wink wink nudge nudge jokes at us about how we're getting them for two very cute puppies or whatever, making it very obvious it's a sex thing, roommate and I are sweating bullets cause he just won't stop doing it.

sometime after that, we're back at the apartment. i have the collar and leash on. he asks me to sit on his lap, explaining that there's this really hot tranny hentai he read that had this situation and he wanted to recreate it and then went on to explain what else happens in it and it was gross as hell

a while later, he removes his pants. not his underwear, just the gross cargo pants he had because of course he did, he worked in IT, also got me my first IT job but that's another story. entire room immediately fills with the smell of crusty smegma, complimenting his already musty sweat odor. he notices, and runs to the bathroom. returns after a while. smell is still there. i just go

sorry i cant do this rn

and escape to my own room. roommate and him start fucking a while later.

thank you anon :>

he removes his pants. not his underwear, just the gross cargo pants he had because of course he did, he worked in IT, also got me my first IT job but that's another story. entire room immediately fills with the smell of crusty smegma, complimenting his already musty sweat odor

So transbians are made from trauma. Interesting.

The only QOTT that matters; Is t4t chaserism?

an epilogue of sorts:
once the two of them were done, they came to the kitchen; and the three of us made fish soup. really nice fish soup too, me and roommate bought quality ingredients, big investment for uni students. both me and them had developed pretty bad headaches during the evening (probably because of the smell) so we only have a small plate each, fuckbuddy guy has two. next morning, he's slept over, we're eating breakfast. he asks if it's ok if he has some of the soup for breakfast before he goes to work. we agree. he eats THE REST OF THE FUCKING SOUP, three MASSIVE plates, leaving for me and roommate just an empty kettle. we only had those small plates each, he had five big ones. as he's leaving, he tells me that he would love to see me and roommate fuck some day and that it'd be really hot to watch.

everything only gets worse and worse

No, t4t is made from trauma, transbians are just bisexuality

imagine the smell: the story

I feel like puking now.

Sometimes, depends on if they’re trannysexual sex pests or normal trannies

Holy shit

The second one

qott:
Idk

yup
the weird thing is, this guy is like. immensely sexually successful. he's fucked a lot of people. a part of it is probably just that he has a huge cock, like, actually comically large, and he's got a reputation for it. but another is that the way he just says shit without thinking about it, cause sometimes that translates into something resembling immense charisma. like, imagine you're an uni freshman and this guy just comes up to you at a party, he's the guy with a huge cock that everyone knows about, he's a bit older than you, and he just asks if you wanna make out
a surprising amount of people will just answer yes, and when he asks you if you want to fuck a bit later, a lot of people will say yes to that too. which has led to a looooot of ppl having stories of just really gross regrettable sexual encounters with him. i got off pretty easy all things considered.

Is he even physically attractive?

no
kinda tall, skinnyfat, but with a massive nose and weird shaped head and a lot of acne scars. he looks like what you imagine a late 20s weeaboo it guy looks like.

I'm imagining this song playing right when the stench hit.
youtube.com/watch?v=kLKr342VKaU

Would you hook up with him if he came up to you and looked cleaner and well dressed?

is mef really that bad?

tranners have u had sex with a chaser? if so how many?

2

no, even if i was single. i've completely cut contact with him after finding out about some really bad stuff he's done. turns out, all of his sexual successes weren't exactly consensual, which is what i was referring to by saying I got off pretty easy.

No. Why would it be bad?

Not really

i hate making ooze randomly in the day

Wait a minute
Didn't you say you have a thing for tall skinnyfat guys? Is there something else to this story or did a different tall skinnyfat guy make you like that type?

cis men of this gen how do you cope with a shitty haircut

Horny degenerate

Making ooze

oh no that's related to a completely different guy. i said kinda tall cause he's like 6' and i'm 5'6, but the guy that made me like that body type is literally 6'7 tall

shave it

Crying about it for a week and then stop caring

this, makes me sad and embarrassed for a week then it grows in and looks normal enough

i have the collar and leash on. he asks me to sit on his lap, explaining that there's this really hot tranny hentai he read that had this situation and he wanted to recreate it and then went on to explain what else happens in it and it was gross as hell

if i were in this situation i would laugh him out the fucking house like lol wtf. no way im going to debase myself even further

Eui are you single now or still with your partner(s)?

i'm happily with my partners still obvs
what makes you think i'm not

No idea was just asking so I knew whether I should ask for your disc or not

so ive decided to start an onlyfans,

i ate four bagels for breakfast

Four bagels. That's as many as four ones. And that's terrible.

fat transbians, this isn’t your blog, fuck off

if i see any fat transbians here ill tell them that

yes it is

look in the mirror hon

wait you meant me??

hon been on a diet for a month and think he isnt fat lol

Maybe it's not meant to be but it de facto is

lol who thinks that?

chasers have u had sex with a tranner?

No, i would love to go out with her first, ask her out for dinner, make her feel special
The same things i have done with my ex cis gf

Would trans girls be ok with a guy who voted Trump?

I have a friend who's 6'7 exactly..Hmm

this should be a no-brainer

some are some aren't

had a breakdown and parents had to drive pick me up

Diff guy here, I'm in PA. Assuming you live near Baltimore, im willing to drive 2 hrs for a date

let me guess, a diabetic attack?

depends, is he chad?

no

damn your fat transbian ass finally broke the floor?

youtube.com/watch?v=hcMRncsfViE

i've never had full sex with a man but i did suck a chaser's dick one time

Thank you for your service

what if i was on the other side of md

neato

so are we just not linking previous threads anymore?

sorry :(

i enjoyed it! i have an oral fixation so it was very soothing.

qott

I had sex a few times with one (female) chaser I was dating and it was very fun, but also kinda silly. We talked and laughed a lot during it, didn't feel as animalistic as I always expected having a dick/strap inside me to feel

you weirdos can't even suck dick without pathologizing it

Which side? As in more western or eastern Maryland?

Prev:

what's wrong with saying i enjoyed sucking dick?

The person you are replying to is always butthurt and mad. Ignore her

tranners have u had sex with a chaser? if so how many?

I had sex with 3. two men and one transbian

you sucked dick and you liked it
it didn't "sooth" your self diagnosed autism
i am not a her but i would like to meet the angry her maybe i could sooth her oral fixation

I call you a her because you're always menstruating

i am not a her

I don't believe it, you act like one

oh my god i'm a tranny

i don't have autism lmao

if you keep reading my posts you will

I'm not talking about you

nta but can I suck your dick you're insufferable

thank you for the pokemon name suggestions yesterday
sadly they were only funny when drunk and not funny now that i'm sober so i just did the boring thing of naming them after songs i like

I've never had sex or a gf
Had many opportunities, always failed
Couldn't get cis girls, so started going for trans girls
Closest I came was with one on discord who was really eager and ready to fuck, but gave off really dumb mentally ill vibes and I got nervous and chickened out.
Then later I actually met up with one in person, and when I saw them face to face, I immediately lost all interest and just had to endure a really awkward date.
Swore off trannies after that, until I saw more r/transtimelines pics and got the hots for them again (as well as them being my only chance)

please don't say mean things about me

thx

I wish I was home (my mantra)

nobody cares transbian polyshit

this reply perplexes me do you think you're clairvoyant or something

de nadia
hope u feel better, take a xanax (or ur insulin, whichever)

i drank tea with honey

how much honey?

idk mom made it i just wanted to sit in a corner crying and ashamed

I'm just really into toxic men who go out of their way to correct and belittle women. It turns me on Anon, I want you. Let me suck your dick and slap me anytime I say something that's too mean for you

imagine doing nothing all day, you're just a fat lazy piece of shit all day, but you still have panic attacks despite having no cause for anxiety. you just have made up problems. this is life as a doomscrolling transbian tranny who spends all day on twitter.

what women

Do tranners itt prefer the pathetic loser chaser archetype like this or the repressed bisexual degenerate chaser archetype?

why do you do your insults in a vague subtweet format now
they'd be more effective as just direct responses i think

its ok I forgive you

imagine being a fat transbian polyshit and thinking i give a shit what you say.

This is her version of doomscrolling

i was in college for 7 hrs today woke up at 5

uhh the specific case here was you getting all weird about a girl saying she found sucking dick soothing, because you didn't like that word choice I guess?

imagine having a breakdown over sitting in a classroom for 7 hours. fat transbian things.

nothing i do is weird you're being mean again when i specifically asked you not to

i got lost in the capitol actually lol
i hope u had ur fill of entertainment mr troll <3

i got lost in your eyes

imagine getting lost when you have a gps in your pocket. just fat transbian retard things.

you asked me a question and I answered it cutie! now that we've got that all cleared up let me suck your dick

no! you'll bite it

chasers have u had sex with a tranner? if so how many?

1

did you cume?

I would never bite it except very gently if you told me to, gimme your semen you asshole

westernish

hi nadia I hope ur doin better sweetheart xoxo <3

transbians comforting each other

im not a tranny i just need my favorite racist in tip top shape

stop stop please stop you're going to break through my hard exterior

kek

i am dw <3

tranners have u had sex with a chaser? if so how many?

no, I'm a virgin and waiting for marriage

but your still 100 pounds overweight.

so uh what's going on, who played kickball on this anon's mother's grave

Based

trans gf who stains her bed with precum because she doesn't own a mattress protector

Wdym? It's the same faggot who's always crying about muh transbians and posting pre-transition pics

chasers have u had sex with a tranner? if so how many?

0
I don’t like this qott

understandably tranners don't wanna meet with a chaser from Anon Babble but if I may, I would like to counter with: beebo beebee bopey badaboo ping pang po swadi li ko, bo bee babalaba American imperial hegemony kokee pala bee bopa bope

trannies would you date a man with color neon hair?

You don't look mentally stable.

no

i've met with a chaser from here
i'm pretty sure the avg Anon Babble chaser is better than the avg grindr chaser but that's not smth to brag about

the attention whore part of me gets kinda sad my pretrans pics never get reposted
but then again they're not very funny i just looked like some guy

it feels different. angrier than usual for that anon. they don't usually do the replying-without-quoting style of comebacks like this, like how eui called it vague subtweeting
id like to understand their attitude

i am shaking the hands of my fellow anonymous haters i love you
we are so similar they cannot tell us apart

I would help this man troon out so she could be so enraptured yapping about chao gardens to me that she doesn't notice I've been cuddling her for the past half hour >:)
thats so fucked lol
I know I'm aight, I just have zero game from not being in the game for so long. Makes it awkward when women show interest in me

voca.ro/1bM7skcCZYVX

thats so fucked lol

ok?

Amen. I've been sayin' that!

was replying to the last bit about >but that's not smth to brag about
not about you meeting with a chaser from here. I apologize if you interpreted it in that way

you look funnier after lol.

oh sry ^^ i was just getting defensive because he was great

walmart cashier

seeing this just makes the weight loss in the latest photo of hers that much more obvious desu

How am I supposed to stop when your personality is so magnetic? every single cruel comment you make, just makes me want you even more. I want to break through that hard shell of misogyny to find all the hot hate-fucking underneath.

real high T chaser nigga like me knows they have a fat sloppy breedable ass

oh nvm if they have my old pic then yeah it probably is the same anon acting in a new way, a new bitchy way to be

sure love my cookies expiring for no reason and giving me a 15 minute captcha timer in the middle of this convo

you look funnier after lol.

Brother is writing tall tails

She look really cute here

eui5.jpg

oh no i've been foldered

are we doing the whiney shit all day

goodmorning

chasers have u had sex with a tranner? if so how many?

One doesn't have sex with a tranny, one absolutely bodies her.

Anyone here playing World of Warcraft classic 2 next week?

hides neck and wears black to make himself look skinnier lol.

World of Warcraft classic 2

Is that a thing? I'm out of the loop

kindly slampig physiognomy
shrewish conservative physiognomy

frankly, you just sound bitter here, you might want to reconsider your approach

none of you said goodmorning back to me

shut up retard

frankly eui probably sounds like a pink farm animal.

Good morning

Sorry I’m not fully here

gm bby

test

test

Test

Good morning but it's evening here

Anon Babble.org/banned

a straight cis man wouldn't know their haircut is bad

I haven't gotten a haircut in 10+ years.

nice to meet you tranny

i need a haircut

trans gf who hasn't learned how disgusting their hair looks when they haven't washed it

why do you always pick out undesirable traits to go after

I don't think I do. I don't mean to at least

dang. guess im out. i am hypersensitive to unwashed hair and wont go outside if i haven't washed my hair in the past 6 hours

skipped his meds

Yes on the 21st a fresh classic starts, like 2019 classic just vanilla with a couple nice qol changes and banned gdkps. And it’s going to tbc fresh after so its not a seasonal.

You wash it 4 times a day?

I never wash it and I never go outside

Can you give a city you're somewhat near?

Make me, incel chud! Shut me up by giving me something better to do with my mouth!

giving me something better to do with my mouth!

i give you a spoonful of peanut butter

having gross ukempt hair is undesirable

no i just don't go outside if it's not freshly washed. i go outside 2-3 times a week. i shower daily. and wash my hair on days im going out

Having ninth cup of coffee of the day

The real questions are who is shrimpcat anon who is hardcore wow anon who is rick and wtf is his problem and will mwah and mantra ever post again they seem like sweeties

notice how with the new dawn has NOT come a boyfriend

what if it's a part of a cute, socially unaware aesthetic?

Chat I need to improve more how do I be less awful

it’s gross regardless, people should know how to take care of their hair

no sorry, what abt u?

Today was my weekly hair shampoo and hair mask day! Sitting here letting it dry now.

stop making posts like this

weekly hair shampoo

Come back in about 6 days, and I might be interested

stop tripping. melt into anonymity

didn’t ask don’t care plus you’re white

therapy, psychedelic revelation

Jokes on you! I think peanut butter is delicious and it's very sweet of you to give me some. See I knew you had a heart of gold underneath!

No.
Shampooing once a week seems like not enough. Minimum 2 or times for me.

Mwah posts occasionally and you already missed Mantra, I doubt she’ll be back.

trans gf who showers every day but only washes her hair once a week and doesn't think it's weird

Someone sniffed my hair after I didn’t get it wet for 4 days last week and said it smelled good but i generally at least wet and condition it every 2-3 days.
I’m not white I’m of Irish descent

thanks, love you

What an occasion. Should buy a pinata.

I’m not white I’m of Irish descent

lmaoooooooo

can I sniff your hair

It's just unappealing. Would you want a trans gf with an unwashed, smelly butthole just because it's socially unaware?

tfw your tranner gf lets you smell her mushy, filthy, unwashed sweaty tangles

should I jork it to miss slade today

real women will wash their hair 1-3 times a week, what's the issue

not white I’m of Irish descent

Lol

I’m not white I’m of Irish descent

hell yeah

What's a hair mask?

it makes her act human for a minute or two when people do that, so sure

men who don't know anything about women like how often they wash their hair

cis women have vile washing habits and get away with it because men are too scared of losing potential pussy to call them disgusting. Wash your hair.

phone poster spotted

Leprechaun descent

. phone poster spotted

You got me anon

dubs gets to choose my new name

men who wash their hair with 7 in 1 don't get a say in this conversation

Yes, it smells really good right now because of all the products I just used.
Completely unbrushed and smelling faintly like everywhere I’ve been this week
A deep conditioner. You leave it in your hair for 15-20 minutes once or twice a week while you shave your body to super hydrate your hair. I use the not your mother’s matcha apple one generally but mielle makes a good rosemary mint one too. I’ve tried fancy ones too but those seem to work best with my hair.

Phillis

Washing it daily with shampoo can dry it out.

Anonymous.

Dog

faggot

So you're saying you're hair smells like apple or mint? Yum yum

washing your hair daily is actually just unhealthy for it for most hair types

jade slade from grooby girls

Cisco

Bingus

There's not every day (normal) and there's once a week (disgusting)

Alice

Jungus

still nothing yet guys

Corey Feldman

No, don't say that . Thats ignorant , no. Theyll be back youll see you dont know what youre talking about
Washing long hair every day is bad for it . If you are an adult you must already know this
Benis

kluntje

love you too so can I suck your dick?

Astrid

It smells like apple today because it’s wash day, but on conditioning days and refresh days I smell like strawberry conditioner layered under murumuru, dragonfruit, white cedar, lavender, and thyme. I don’t really wear fragrance though and use rose water body wash and unscented antiperspirant so hair smell is kind of all you get

fuck

Trips aren't dubs, sorry.

Rolling for this
NO
This

mfer got hit with the "astrid" joy emoji joy emoji crying emoji laughing emoji 100 ok hand sign

Please tell me everyone here showers every day

you can try *runs away giggling* *i trip and sprain my ankle* ahhHHH

What? Astrid is a nice name and common in scandinavia

I never shower. I take a bath every day.

blud 99% of these trannies don't even have jobs, what the fuck do you think

I don't live in florida where swamp ass is a reoccurring problem

every (few) day(s)

wait true keep going guys its still up

I work from home. I wash my face every day, and that's it.

I'm near Philadelphia

TheMainCharacter"ChoseOne"Protagonist.

poor faith bad stats peddling, we have checked and most transes here not only have jobs but have high-paying tech jobs
most, to be clear

i can smell you through the computer screen gross mf

Hjørdis

DrinkMyDiarrheaWater

same
my skin would be sooooo fucking dry if i washed my body daily, i'd have to lotion my whole body daily too.

I showered last night because I had to get groceries this morning, asshole.

stump

I only leave the house if I have showered in the last 12 hours
if I just rot at home I shower every 3 days

tfw stinky tranner gf i can convince to bathe daily by taking baths with her

trips are dubs
trips are dubs

DingDingDing! Winner Winner!

this gen reeks holy shit walking like pig pen goddamn

You should take more showers, smelly

lathering soap on my tranner gf's jiggly butt

This whole general is covered head to toe in shit

rav and who else? yeah thought so blud

i like stump thank you

When I can start smelling ball sweat when I move around, I'll shower either that evening or the next morning.

that one tranner who used to ask chasers if we would introduce her to our family doesn't post anymore, she's decided to become transbian and make diaper porn

decided

she always was anon

nta but probably 90%
i make more money than u

need this very badly!

Post salaries (and Country if you want)
Only post the number nothing else so you stupid fucking bottomcasers and idiosyncratic typers don't reveal who you are

I cannot fathom how trannies can not shower every day.
Isn't body care and cleansing yourself supposed to be euphoric?

trannies need a big strong chaser to take care of them and bathe them

Post salaries (and Country if you want)

Only post the number nothing else

???

when you don’t like seeing your body in the mirror/naked, showering kinda sucks sometimes

crazy how there's literally not a single tranny in this thread who isn't a transbian

women are stupid what do you expect

350

Golden shower every day :3

75000

showering and seeing your naked body is more often than not intensely dysphoric to transes
the few that like seeing their naked body are a loud minority, before and after transition alike
and not all of them are responsible enough to push through the dysphoria and shower anyway

they literally dont have jobs, they are all neets who larp about having lives, they just doomscroll all day.

Chaser
USA
~2,100 per month
But also a leech so no expenses and it just builds up

i'm not gonna do it as anon bc i don't care
i make a few hundo more than our national median of ~3300€
i'm always jealous of IT salaries in the states, like i'd probably be making double what I get now if I lived on that side of the pond. but then the living costs here are also very cheap in comparison

68000, US, tranny

at least you have 2 other incomes in your transbian throuple to make up the difference

alright I'm going to go be productive and do homework and clean

I showered every day before transition but now I usually shower ~every other day. I hated the way my body felt and smelled, but now it doesn't really bother me. I don't wash my hair every time I shower, probably just twice in a week
People compliment my hair, skin, and smell all the time too, so I don't think it's negatively impacted my hygiene.
Showering also takes me a decent bit longer than it used to. In addition to longer hair taking a lot of time to wash, I also use different soaps on my face and body, go over myself with exfoliating gloves, and often use shower time to shave parts of my body that need it as well.

Gold digger

youtu.be/VNcc4PTZDAg?feature=shared
beer time

Aids king

I wish this post had dubs

No, save this one for someone else.

??????????????????

$230k plus benefits and bonuses / usa

$0

Tranny or chaser?

I appreciate the honesty.

Tranny

gm chasers and mtfrens

Almost out of morning

I am only capable of honesty.

It's literally the only thing you can provide.

Can I be your stay at home husband? I'll cook for you, rub your feet after a long day, and shave your legs for you

Loser

£38,000
tranner

:)

Yeah.

hope you have dental insurance

still morning on the West Coast :3 for another 40 mins

All I want is to lick armpits.

From casual jokes to media portrayals, the myth that the British have worse teeth than Americans has played out over and over. But findings detailed by the British Dental Association suggest that this myth doesn’t hold up against reality. In fact, the results showed people in Britain may actually have better oral health.[1]

Tranner or chaser?

I'm sure ur teeth are great and all but the British medical establishment is just a mouthpiece for the ruling class

i want a penis in my mouth

thank you for the profound wisdom

i can’t understand you with your mush mouth because of your fucked up teeth

Tranner or chaser?

tranny

Hello. Are straight trans women ever afraid of cis women stealing they mans?

wow such a smart transbian whore

i need u

yeah but you don't do hair whitening and other aesthetic procedures which to americans means you have bad teeth.
in the states they do those a lot, white pretty teeth are a status thing that you need to be a good successful person over there

anon i'm so lonely

she's funny when she's being serious, shh

trans gf and heterosexual chaser bf bonding over their shared love of soul sucking toe curly sloppy toppy

"hair whitening" wtf
teeth whitening was what i was trying to say

I wish I could make you feel alive and loved, but I'm just a loser

i need that chaser to give me head

Is Finnish cost of living really low or do you have a low salary?

I can support a guy but want a guy that is driven and passionate about doing something. Also I like to cook and don’t need to shave my legs because I got full body laser. My favorite rub is the strong hands on my neck and shoulders that only a man can do

Her salary is actually above average

the transbian polycule shit spends all his money on food.

Oh it's monthly wage. I thought it was yearly.
You are boring.

i mean
the cost of living is low compared to the states. the rent for our 1000sqft apartment is a bit over 1000€ a month, electricity and insurance and groceries are... fine, gasoline is expensive though.
my salary is around 3600€ per month, a bit over the median for a full-time employed person here, which i guess means i'm doing better than most ppl, and i'm really happy with that, especially as i'm 25 and have only been in the industry for three and a half years at this point, so in some way i like to think i've made it, this is where i'm happy. though of course more pay would always be nice, but that'll come with time I think

I thought you made 3300€ a year.

oh. right. yeah that wouldn't be survivable i think. here, we always talk of salaries by monthly pay before tax, but i guess yanks usually talk about yearly wages, so that's an understandable misunderstanding

trans gf and chaser bf who are both sexually dysfunctional because of psychiatric medication

lmao that would be a cute couple
t. psychiatric med-induced sexual dysfunction chaser

this is the essence of st4t too

any advice on getting a tech job in binland ><

lmao

being a transbian polycule and fat is also very boring wouldnt you say? almost walking stereotype.

sure thing buddy

sadly i don't really have any
i just stumbled my way into my first one with connections and good timing, and then went from there. everything good i have in life i've just gotten by being lucky.

and don’t need to shave my legs

you're too good for me

how do you get your food? it just falls on your lap? explains so much.

my balls are throbbing

how the hell are you single?

driven by being a trans gf's house husband
passionate about being the house husband to a trans gf

with pain or with pleasure?

This board always remember me how poor I am lol

Imagine eui taking a gargantuan big fat smelly steamy shit

poorfag tranny + median salary chaser with no kids probably puts you into a better position than many cis couples with kids desu

if you marry me you will get a visa and I can help you look

My husband died and I only very recently started considering dating again.

Same
t. Chaser

how much does eui budget every month into paying plumbers to unclog her toilet from the gargantuan nasty shits she takes?

aw well that's ok fren thx anyways c:

Black widow I see

i want kids but chasers categorically do not. should i kill myself?

does being driven and passionate about serving your breadwinner wife count

I'm sorry for your loss, but happy for you that you're in a place to look for love again <3

no one should kill themselves
be nice to yourself :)

RIP

did he kill himself

pain

i want love :/

you made that up

Yeah, after Kamala lost he just sort of lost all hope for the future for us.

good
i love you

yeah and i want a unicorn

i made WHAT up

I am unlovable

untrue.

true

Short haired brunettes are so fucking hot, holy fuck

I don't actively want kids, but if I accidentally get my woman pregnant I'll raise the child with her. I'd be a good dad.

DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

incredibly based post

i want kids, RETARD

Wasn't trying to.

very patriotic of him

can I get you pregnante? I will be a good papa

My posterior is bleeding.

€1000

I am ungovernable

You have hemorrhoids.

This is the girl pichu yanks to, and I must say she has really good tastes in yank bait

No, it was a widowmaker heart attack out of nowhere

soft, breedable slampig trans gf
SOFT, BREEDABLE SLAMPIG TRANS GF

excuse you, i clearly dont jorque it to her, i merely skinwalk her

oh. why are you calling me mean names now

im not judging you for that, let's get together and yank it for her. it'll be bromantic.

it's infeasible

Were you hitting them

i am incapable of the yank

what about a vibrator

functional but i dont care for them

are you telling me you're not retarded?

That's hot actually. A girl who's pp tries in vain to rise during smex is goals

Literally my tranner

pichu looks exactly like that

I thought that was Icky

hello how is everyone

i wish i had boobs

gtfo with that

Fine.

hello how is everyone

I just et yogurt and cottage cheese and eggs I woke up at 12:40

unbelievably horned up

that’s good
I’m okay, tired, currently having a bath

hairstyle, piercings, glasses, huge boobs
they look identical

would

I'm doing good, exercising soon

ye tomboys are hotter than big titty nerds, but we can't all have the same tastes

you are afab (assigned faggot at birth)

if you ignore the differences in head size, shoulder size, ribcage size, jaw shape, face masculinity, browbone prominence, makeup skill, attractiveness
iwnbaw and you should stop with the false flattery

I’m 16 in that picture… :/
which now that I think about it, it’s incredible weird that that anon has pics of random minors on their computer but each go their own I guess
good luck! :)

i wonder how June is doing
i hope her ultrasound went ok :<

you do and they look nice, the world would be boring as shit if every woman had E cups

Trans women don't like guys who wipe their ass.

Because they think you're a bottom if you do.

So don't wipe your ass after shitting. Don't be a sissy.

Just let it dry like a real man.

I thought you said you were taking a break, tranny-demoralizer kun
Back to the grindset so soon?

yeah I'm not putting my fingers down there I'm not gay

I don't care about any of that shit I just want a pretty gf

kind of weird for apg hons to be posting those kinds of pictures themselves so willingly don't you think. its like they have humiliation fetishes but only when they feel like it.

So that's why I kissed my best friend in 2nd grade?

yeah

oh sorry :) i didn't mean it

fuck off with all of that shit lmao nobody pays attention to any of that

being attracted to a girl makes you a faggot?

actually this picture was posted as a catbox link, so only those actually interested in my progress would open it instead of random lurkers. so….

it's ok anon, i forgive you

its a picture of a boy.

if you can overlook the bright, glaring signs of masculinity that easily then idk what to tell you

Most of you were straight and ended up here as an alternative to the straight world, because futa porn got you hard or agp got you hard. Don't come here and disrespect true faggots

you posted that yourself hon why would you lie can you not see Anon Babble filename? transbians stop lying challenge impossible.

bright, glaring signs

are they in the room with us?

idk what to tell you

But I sure as fuck know what to tell you. Get over it. Accept it. Move on with your life. The world will not bend to your perception of yourself.

I dated a cis woman that looked more masculine than her, I am very comfortable being straight

you shouldn't because it will happen again

nope that is a girl, notice the repper eyes

Thanks, wishing you luck with what you do today too

hey hey hey relax, I’m not mad I’m flattered that you’d go so far as to save obscure pics of me , ily anon

I wish autumn was president of Canada instead of that gay guy

What would autumns do if she were the president

lol idk, i think most guys would be p happy if every woman had e cups

not that there's anything wrong with being gay, just pointing out that he is

thank you, today I will be drawing :)
I’d be a good Canadian president I reckon, I have some good ideas

youre right, the world is a hugbox built on flattery too

do nothing. thats what transbians do all day. nothing.

yall wanna see a real ugly bastard??
get a load of this shit
autumn is like boy->woman
im like quasimodo->eastern euro whore

My first ever gf had E cups, my 2nd had A cups. Believe me when I say that teenager me was extremely happy with them in both relationships

what changed

hm that does make me feel a bit better
i just want boobs that are enough to make a guy happy ><

e cups

too big imo

Finns aren't eastern euros

only fat people have e cups

damn those finnish genes were strong, you looked like that finnish comedian
you look really pretty now, you looked good before ffs but now you look gorgeous

I literally made sausage and eggs and laid on the floor today, im on that grind
I think we both had a similar extremely depressed Slavic man vibe haha, and may I say you turned out very very pretty!

no but i have a wide square jaw

why do post ffs results always make people look like they're wearing a mask their skin always looks so matte after

it's called foundation + powder lol

Humble bragging now

I think ugly sons going on plastic surgery treatment journeys should be just as common as trannies getting ffs/etc

Trannies shouldn't be the only ones who can radically un-incelize themselves

Balts aren't slavs

yeah yeah the whole wide world is just an echo chamber and you're the only one who sees the truth, that totally makes sense. If the whole world is that intent on flattering you to be polite, why are you even afraid of going outside then? They should be propping you up on a royal throne and carrying you wherever you wanna go, no?

i know you're wearing makeup, that much is obvious. i was speaking in general

What the hell even goes on in the baltics is it even real

not true. my ex did tennis and track in hs and was very fit

I know, I just think the vibe we had was Slavic for whatever reason

moomins sing and play and go on adventures c:

Estonia has the highest rates of blue eyes and blonde hair in the world, now that scandi countries are mutted with brown immigrants. You never hear about the Baltic states because they're having sex

Autumns do you have a bf

do you want to be pitied and lied to by a woke public? would you be content with knowing that youre a fraud, and the entire world knows youre a fraud, but everyone is just playing along with you out of fear and pity?
its an incredibly disappointing and uncomfortable position to be in. it makes it so nothing feels real.

and worse yet it wears down your guard until you let your guard down completely, after which you have no defense against the rare person willing to fight back against you and the deception.

indeed I do

because they're having sex

No, they have some of the lowest birth rates in Europe and even lower if you exclude the Russian immigrants. Sex forbidden, not allowed

Is he a gamer?

there is not a person alive that hasn't lied. the world is inherently built on them, but you're not lying to the world by trying to pass as a woman because you're a tranny, you're just being true to yourself.

he is :)

Then I'm going to go Estonia and have sex with them. I'm chad Mexican guy from America

there are multiple lies at play
me lying to the world about being a woman is relatively minor and unimportant
the important lie is coming from the world, directed towards me, about them seeing me as a real woman and not a man in womanface. thats the big lie that makes everything all so hollow

there is not a person alive that hasn't lied. the world is inherently built on them

this post isn't gay at all

i need a bf

What happened to accepting you're transbian, don't take some poor guy on your transbian-repper arc just stay accepting now

need? or want

I would

i'm not going to run around in circles trying to argue with you about your internalized transphobia. girlmode if you want to, don't if you don't want to, but don't go around saying that you, a trans woman are a man in woman face. i know it isn't your intention, but you're insulting every other trans woman when you make comments like that.

i'm a man in man face

just want ig
you are my bf now :)

i need a gf

fear of what? what the fuck does anybody have to be afraid of you for? you get panic attacks just thinking about people looking at you. The woke mob that just voted in Donald Trump? That one? No cis woman could ever meet your perfectionist goal, but that's okay because it's a standard you only apply to yourself right?

You are completely asleep at the wheel at this point if you can't even agree with the rest of us on what is up and what is down. You are in greater danger because you live in a shitty neighborhood than any transphobe, but because you're so petrified by this one singular specific fear, you refuse to acknowledge that.

Nice now we need to go on a date