/gaygen/ - home cooked meal edition

QOTT: What kind of meals does your bottom prepare you?

i don't have a bf :(

Wifeslop

This literally describes 70% of the meals I cook lmao
Guychow is the other 30%

I do everything but guyslop. Foidslop is mostly snacks and not a meal. Unless I'm eating a lot of it.

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I love fubs and older men so much and how secure they make me feel

Ok thanks for telling us your father never loved you. I can never respect people with fetishes and sexual preferences that IMMEDIATELY reveal their past traumas, at that point why not just keep it to yourself forever

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A reasonable formula to fix the U.S. government: Milei-style cuts, on steroids.

All the americans that made fun of Santino are about to get their comeuppance. Yall boutta be eating out of dumpsters just like him

maybe debaser will finally lose weight

Yall boutta be eating out of dumpsters just like him

Wasn't he doing that before Meili though? He had diarrhea for half a year or so.

im so glad i dont live in america lmao

wifeslop

top tier, provides nourishment and warmth for body and soul. the kind of stuff that can become a core memory when you’re a child

guychow

occasionally nice but generally too utilitarian and meaty for my taste

foidslop

not even a meal most of the time, but can potentially be great if you put some work and time into it. it’s a lot of time to make 10 taps tho, so it’s more of a party thing imo

guyslop

no

He did love me he just hit me

f-fine

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good boy

H******h finally realised we're in here

Well, it was a good thread. See you guys later.

Is it really that bad in Berlin right now?

*long slow wolf whistle *

meh looks boring and hairless

wanting my attention this badly

Hi anon ;*

t. fatty

im not xanthippe:/

why is she so obsessed with british trips?

LMAO, poor lil guy

I'm not attracted to this at all
Does this mean I'm not gay

good morning
My top bf cook for me

it only means you don't like generic whites

thats a spicy latina

is wifeslop healthy? does it make you fat despite exercising?

well no

all slop is unhealthy, that's why it's called slop

Have you guys been enjoying the gay fishing game?

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As a top living alone my go-to meals are
- grilled cheese
- box mac & cheese with no-beans chili mixed in
- frozen pizza
- various forms of chicken and dipping sauce
- rice and that shit japanese curry sauce that comes in a congealed brick
- a salad with a truly stupid amount of toppings, the lettuce is merely a vessel for everything else

No, thats a bottom game.

Heard it has sweatlords practicing movement tech, too stressful.

Had my first ever hookup after 28 years of being a khhv. My slut phase begins now.

whore

nuh-uh

He can't burger cancel

LOL wat a n00b

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You’re perfect

My pussy still hurts when i think of you

i will die alone
i just hope it is very soon

by what standard

that is because i have a thick knob

can i see?

it’s the same as always lol. you may get a few stares you walk around holding hands with your boyfriend in the arab neighbourhoods. sometimes someone may call you a slur while walking past you. but you have to be seriously daft and unlucky to get physically assaulted. don’t know how the jews are doing tho

You mad eden

come over ;)

I cook for my bottom, he often helps. I'm better at it. I make guychow and wifeslop

post uncut penis

No

not a brit

dont open @ work
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Thanks anon :) if only that were true about the inside and not the outside...

need a top like that

i would top a stranger 4 cash

try grindr or rent men

I cook for my bottom, he often helps

*jealous mumbling noises*

no i need money
i dont want to pay
plus i am young and handsome so i don't need to pay for secs

i am a middle aged youth
now suck my boner or in fact perish

skunky wunky's smelly poopies!

wifeslop dishes

no skill

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wasted on a bottom

haven't posted in a while. thinking about this girl i wanna fuck who looks like a twink. proto-ftm maybe. bet that twinkussy is excellent. she/he could peg me too if i get to fuck it. imagine fucking a dude who has a pussy & slight tits. i'd sniff them pits & that crotch like a coke fiend after a headcold

i am old and ugly and i will transfer the entirety of my liquid assets in exchange for a young shredded muscular top who pounds my bussy

haven't posted in a while

It's ok anon, we can all pretend like you kept up your streak if you just quit now while you're ahead.

my streak? only streak i care about is my stroke when i nut over some semi-passing ftmussy excellence. seeya dood

How does this somehow feel more deviant than actual homosexuality even though it's technically straight? Either way, fucking EWW, cringe.

qott

I made gnocchi with butter and parmesan earlier
I got sad
t.bottom

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lil nas x is dating a white boy, it’s over

im a bishit. deviancy flows through my veins. well really i just dig androgyny a lot

I'm 35 year old socially retarded virgin how do I find a bf

Where will you be when the American empire collapses?

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Do you at least get kills?

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australians win again

I stopped being right wing just because I was getting splitting headaches all the time from thinking about how bad everything is. Hate was literally causing me physical pain.

i need a sex slave

Notice how the female ones never require any cooking skills? It's cause no foids even know how to turn on a stove these days

What slave name would you give him?

eat hot chip and lie unironically

oh my god shut up you dusty dusty 35 year old boomer

pookie bear

if I can find a lobby with good ping like 10-12
my controllers been giving me problems alot lately

Give it to me. I'm not shredded or willing to pound your old ass, but I'll gladly take the money.

dating

more like called some paparazzi to get photos with the young white singer to try to stay relevant

using a controller for Quake

Actual legitimately diagnosed irl psychopath?

damn i need a twinkdom ftm to piss on me

hi bishit

don't have a PC anymore so stuck with console, not alot of money on hand being a neet living with parents. I'm pretty good at doom deathmatch but thats mainly because its the lack of Y axis I need to worry about when aiming

I stopped supporting the right when I realized they were constantly lying and causing the problems they say they're going to fix, or denying. That and they want to follow an actual retard and only further enrich the wealthy. If someone's proud they're uneducated, that's a serious problem. There's no pride in stupidity.

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Hyacinth hates himself

Kek

typical gay conservative

eating sweaty T fueled ftm acne ass

Yeah I realised that later. Right wingers are all suckers being led by grifters.

life not going great huh

be vain and capricious gay who waxes his body and has like barely any body fat

Yeah I’d probably hate myself too if I was a shallow fruity fag incapable of forming actual attachments to anyone not over 9/10 in looks

currently tied to his radiator while he engages in his 5th goon session of the day. its been better but my skin is looking radiant

it's more likely the singer organized this since he is a literal who

If my boyfriend waxed his happy trial / belly hair, I would legit have a temper tantrum. You DO NOT DO THAT.

live on 12th floor

elevator starts thrashing around

Looks like I'm getting some serious cardio for a while

Ah ok, understandable.
Trips don't lie...

Hyacinth is actually a highly sensitive and emotional individual, and you’re being a huge dick right now.

taking care of your appearance doesn't make you shallow or fruity. that's a cope for fat and ugly people

you sound gay fem autistic which is really attractive
i'd buy you mcdonalds

How much do you hate yourself? Tell us.
There’s a sure limit to vanity / narcissism.

my skin is looking radiant

drop your regime

I'm mean to everyone here sis. I don't discriminate.

the original post was about people who wax their body and aren't fat. that's not remotely enough to qualify someone as vain let alone narcissistic. your standards are in the fucking toilet

I wonder how much hair Hyacinth has on his balls. Probably a shiny sack with next to nothing there.

i dont want to be effeminate or autistic... it's such an uphill battle. what would u be getting? i used to love eating a chicken aioli wrap with an egg for brekkie when i was working at maccas

usually on a good day I play doom dm like a madman but I think the people on the Bethesda servers just aren't very good and they leave alot

Smash, next question

not going outside too much
sunscreen
remembering to moisturise with cerave occasionally
seldom using a cerave cleanser (maybe a handful of times a month)
genetics

If you wax your body, you are vain. Cope.

i don't think building muscle and working out at the gym makes you inherently attractive or masculine

no butthymen no buttdiamond

dunno id just ask what you want
for me? fillet o fish & a diet coke
anyway i got to go

remember that by virtue of having a gay fem autistic voice you are beautiful

like 50% of men wax their backs at the very least

Too bad. The majority of fags think this. I work at a gym and I can tell you for a fact that these people think too much of themselves. It’s both good and bad.

I'm not like these narcissistic, self-obsessed gays. As a matter of fact, I'm better than all of them.

you're a neet now

i want an outdoor gay rather than a gym gay

I wonder how hairy Hyacinth would be, had he just let loose and stopped giving a fuck and started living in the woods.

I used to be into gym stuff but was mostly a caffeine pre-workout fiend, got pretty big but ended up getting sad and deflating into a drug addict twink shut in, clothes from highschool are still shrinking

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An outdoor gay and a gym gay strongly overlap.

hard cope sis

God I hate the cold so much. I want to live in Arizona or something. I would rather explode into flames than ever have soggy socks again.

okay, have a nice day. thank you for being kind <3
thanks :)

brvtal trvthnvke

Even more in Latin America and the Middle East. I suppose he thinks all non-whites are vain. Usually when gaycels come ITT to whine about gay people having 'high' beauty standards, their complaints eventually devolve into internalized homophobia, and then various other right wing grievances

ywn fall asleep on a cute masculine guy’s ripe armpit

do they? what kinda outdoor gay? i want to go to a secluded beach to surf and ride out and then return to umbrella and then rest together

Heat off, windows closed? Nah, heat on, windows open, perfect

Back and shoulder hair can be waxed off

Leave everything else

can't do that it is raining :(

why are you so jealous sis.

Hyacinth should post more closeups of navel

We've just got freezing winds here at the moment

Do you get to know some of the regulars? That's one thing I've always thought was cool about smaller games.
I have never waxed, I just trim my body and I'm pretty naturally smooth to begin with. If I don't trim I look weird because it's just a bunch of sparse wispy hairs that look randomly scattered.

This is you

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Hairfags would fuck literal animals if they could

I want to cover him in gasoline and set him on fire to burn all that gross hair away

it makes you masculine but it doesn't make you inherently attractive. it cant save an ugly face or being indian

if they could

i mean they do

I have never waxed, I just trim my body

Just as sinful.

If I don't trim I look weird because it's just a bunch of sparse wispy hairs that look randomly scattered.

That’s hot.

I don't need gaysex because I found better things to do than to pound buttholes.

like

I see a handful of repeat players in my lobbies or in others
I never really talk to them since I only really speak in emoticons in chat or ggs, if they ask me a question directly I usually respond with BFG tracers. I post deathmatch clips sometimes but they aren't very good when I watch them over again

Gay men go to the gym because they know deep down no one lower than an 8/10 will ever be good enough for them.

I ate a whole pizza yesterday. How many calories should I eat for the next few days max?

I never really talk to them since I only really speak in emoticons in chat or ggs

Still cozy to know you're playing with the same guys. Feels more like a real community than being adrift amongst a sea of people who might as well be bots. Also nice get!

live black (party hard)
die white (leave a lot of money to your kids)

Hyacinth. Be honest. How long did your longest relationship last?

how can i find a gay that likes jeff mangum and not madonna?

live white (play runescape)
die white (fentanyl overdose after losing all your gold in pvp)

hating women

that's what michael jackson did

A lot of fuzzy Arabic twunks at my gym I hate it

wassup homos

it's just me at my apartment building gym
it's nice and serene. im too insecure for a public one

Cocky young shits at the gym are the best tho
Always checking out each other’s bods in the mirror and not realizing how gay it looks lmao

I get to go home this week and see my mum's big fluffy dog and little fluffy cat :3

My gym is crowded but it consists mainly of silly and pathetic people. Everyone is nice, or just weird to the point of comedy. Some slutty pig was denied her tanning machine so he instead called her bf and FUCKED him in the tanning machine as a “oh yeah? WATCH THIS” flip off. It was pretty funny. Of course they got banned right after.

I want to suck Hyacinths cock
t. Bi

It’s probably overly hairless and clean and doesn’t smell like adventure…

Hyacinth's stamen*

How bad do your armpits smell in the morning?

those are straight men

yeah really hoping I can get another controller soon so I can make better clips and maybe get more players in but that's just wishful thinking

all this anti-lookism cope ITT

who waxes his body and has like barely any body fat

You're going to the extremes by giving an example of someone you'd see in Mr. Olympic competitions. It's completely reasonable to expect someone to move their asses a number of total hours every week and not eat like shit. If you don't care about your appearance, you don't care about looking good to someone you love.
An hour or two session of bodyweight exercises, not even every day, even without cardio, is enough to prevent your muscles from vegetating in a state of atrophy.

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It's crazy how much better men look with their body hair completely shaved.

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they don't smell

It's snowing :)

t. Narcissist
t. Low iq retard

Stop staring at me you faggot.

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This is so stupid lol

I was waiting for the industrial accident

all these AI comments in the past 15 minutes isn't surprising, Anon Babble trying to engineer and spin conversations now is laughable, the real ones see right through you AIanons

Chaining Hyacinth to a basement
Preventing Hyacinth from bathing or shaving
Force feeding Hyacinth pizza slices (with the pepperoni slices plucked off)

lil nas x loves controversy and blurring the lines like most gay predators
that's how his sick mind works
he loves to get everyone talking on social media about him and his antics
he needs attention and craves it
cody jon is an innocent cherub surrounded by wolves and vultures
he doesn't know what's going on behind the scenes to try to steal his white twink soul

I like both hairy men and hairless men.

Kino

blasting the hotline miami 2 soundtrack in my ears while working on spreadsheets for 6 hours straight to drive myself fucking insane

Actually have not had one. Forced myself to go on dates with girls a couple times when I was still delusional about being able to be straight. Fucking awful. The last time I did that I got her back to my dorm and everything. Told her I "just wanted to take it slow" and gave her the we're-just-friends hug out of pure instinct when I said goodnight. I swear I'm about to break though. I was listening to an ASMR roleplay thing the other day. Got me tearing up, pillow over my face, blushing like a tomato. Embarrassingly desperate.

Taking Hyacinth to church to find him some closeted twink to marry and have kids with.

usually too depressed and lonely to shave body hair often
so kinda orangutanmodeing lately

me when my mom leaves the room

Why does lil nas x keep stealing album artwork? Are gay men really this talentless?

K E K

with the pepperoni slices plucked off

Demonic. I would rather be waterboarded, not kidding.

I'll take Tyler the creator as my zesty black artist of choice than lil nas any day, though I didn't mind Rodeo the music video was pretty cool but I think thats cause im a sucker for vampires

you're too fit and sexy to be this much of a closet case, coming out would free you, and the real ones will love you no matter what, you have noting to lose and I my much to gain by allowing yourself to be e gay

having your bf shave you is very intimiate and affectionate

we need more joy in the world

I hate that I smirked

Yes
Coming down rather heavy too

men look better without shaving
but also this

you assume I'll ever have a bf or let anyone touch me again haha

Tyler the Creator is an archetypal bipedo just like Birdman and Diddy

he's a weirdo, all black artists are creepy and give weird vibes imo
we don't have the same God

I only put the wig on during sex.

loiter squad was way too funny for that to matter that much, I'll take tylers hush money and give a kiss on the cheek after.

WHY do men do this? Finasteride and minoxidil have been around for fucking ever, and dutasteride is even better. Balding has been CURED! CURED I say!

good christian closeted twinks need a faithful father to live a happy life

finasteride has side effects and means you have to be taking and buying medicine for the rest of your life. i know hair pieces need special maintenance but they are probably less expensive and more convenient overall

I was skeptical of wigs until I saw Ralphie Cifaretto on The Sopranos

A year's supply of dutasteride and minoxidil adds up to only 500 bongland bucks a year. I will glady pay that to keep my hair when it starts going. I will gladly tank the side effects too.

good christian closeted twinks unhealthily view god as a spirit of vengeance and punishment for themselves and the others who have harmed them
drugs are so nice dude like really good haha videogames and such

I'm going to make a habit of looking in the mirror once a day to tell myself I'm beautiful to build my self-esteem.

I'll make a habit of casting evil cursed magicka at you once a day to cancel it out

I just ate a whole tub of ice cream and I don't care (:

fuck you.

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love is love.

I just want the world to burn sis. Am I wrong?

It's already working

Love wins (Ozempic legalized)

At 20 I can imagine why guys might want it but by 30 and later hair loss really isn't a big deal. Most guys experience some of it by then.

but by 30 and later hair loss really isn't a big deal

Fuck that, I'm keeping this hair forever. Pierce Brosnan style. I would seriously rather kill myself than be bald. I'm short with a baby face, I CANNOT afford to be bald under any circumstances.

you have such small feminine dainty hands

Good grief

lol

I feel like Hyacinth would be a flamer if he came out as gay. He would be a shameless whore flaunting his nudes. It's probably better that he's ashamed he's gay and tries to hide it instead of being an absolute slut.

this
i just dont understand why incels or gays are afraid of taking finasteride or dutasteride
you aint breeding and having kids anyway, so just do it lol
also cut back heavily on porn and masturbation

Calling yourself gay IS being slut, regardless of whether you are successful at it. That why I dont really consider him gay. He just has a fantasy life, so he doesnt have to deal with any of the horrible things gay people do. His only liability is the mental conflict his fantasies cause him, but that can mend in time.

His hands look cold and lifeless. Why are his hands a different color from his tummy?

you aint breeding and having kids anyway, so just do it lol

This except for steroids. The only reason to avoid steroids is their effect on fertility.
All gay men should receive state-mandated force masculinzation

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So you think being gay is genetic huh? From the mother's hormones in the womb

I've ghosted everyone I've met after telling them I'm gay. Why am I like this?

self hate

Partially. I think it probably gives you a predisposition if you're in a certain hormonal environment pre-birth. For instance there are studies showing that progesterone exposure in the womb has a very high correlation with non-straight sexualities.

Both of those have awful effects. One shrinks your dick if you stop taking it too fast and the other, if it works at all, is negligible and neither work the minute you stop.

I considered but good ones are very expensive, have to be replaced and often cost even more in maintenance fees. And its just too much maintenance. It just doesn't make a difference for most people.

Left is sexier imo.

i think he might have arthritis or just really low body fat

toupees are very masc

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Hey

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I dated a guy with a hairpiece once and it was annoying because I'm a hair grabber and it would freak him out. And its no wonder, the poor guy had it stitched into his head somehow.

That's exactly why I'd never use a hairpiece. I'd be cripplingly paranoid about it falling off. That humiliation is even worse than just being bald.

This haircut is probably one of the reason these guys are balding today

hahahahaha...

might have a wank
i have procured alcohol to get out of my head
today is goode ^w^

I believe in the theory of epigenetics as a potential cause for homosexuality. That means it's not somewhere in the DNA that causes attraction to men. It's caused by some environmental forces inflicted upon previous ancestors that causes the DNA to react to certain traumatic stimuli. So this reaction is passed down to the next generation and if it is triggered again by the environment, it will cause you to be gay. It's a predisposition that requires a certain trigger in order to activate the homosexuality inside a person. So some brothers do turn out gay while others don't, depending on how differently the environment they were raised in. It's just a theory though, so it's just my personal guess and I don't know if it's true. It's just what I believe if asked about it.

It's a weird angle + lighting, and yeah low body fat. They do get cold sometimes though...

tfw no bf to warm your chilly hands under his hoodie.

I saw a guy leaving the college gym yesterday in a hoodie and sweatpants, he had long hair and a beard, and he was hanging the most ridiculous bulge I’ve ever seen in public. Totally freeballing and swinging away with a clear outline. And I thought “good for him.” I think more people should do the same, really.

share what you're wanking to

nothing yet
i am going to get super drunk first

i think i will watch a zombie movie and maybe try wanking to that actually
that would be so fun and kawaii sugoi ^w^

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I would guess that's generally correct. Imo it's something like: homosexuality is activated by a certain combination of psychological conditions that get triggered by external experiences, but the amount/intensity of those experiences necessary to activate the condition can depend on epigenetics. My other hunch is that maybe epigenetic differences cause people to treat you differently which you then internalize psychologically.

I feel like I'm not attractive enough to be a fag.
It's fine to be ugly or mid-looking when dating women because they don't consciously find most men attractive anyways, it's all just natural chemistry doing the work for you as it has for millions of years.
With fags you need a lot more crutches to make it work and being physically attractive is one of them, at least for me. And I'm not even beastly kind of unatractive to fit the ugly bastard niche, just very imperfect. Every time someone tries to flirt with me online without having seen me IRL I instantly feel like I'm deceiving them.
Right now I'm 24 and actively looking into plastic surgery to at least make me not hate looking in the mirror. Sorry for the blogpost, just wanted to know if anyone here felt similarly.

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rasputin was the sexiest sorcerer

there's no way to respond to this without seeing an actual photo of your face

you guys like ck too? what if i accidentally flirted with you

You just have body dysmorphia and internalized self-hatred. Fags fuck the ugliest motherfuckers all the time.

craving older cock
;__;
why are older men only into <25 year olds damn

My love language is chicken nuggets sis.

you were in the kids cuisine thread too?
Anon if I were there and accidentally flirted with you and might have wanted you to become my transbian gf.

it was fun

I didn't wanna turn this into an incel-esque phrenology thing, but the left might as well be me.
Before I started hiding my chin (or rather the lack of it) with a beard I had been told that I look a lot like Adam Driver by quite a few people, including my own mother.
So yeah, just wanna get a chin implant and if that's not enough then maybe fix my nose too.

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I wouldn't complain.

how come nosebreather has smaller nose, shouldn't his nose be big to let all that air flow through

trannies do not exist
adopting a fixed identity is retarded and a fasttrack to getting profiled, psyop'd and fuckbrained

100%. Boy-next-door bodies are the best.

if that's you, on the left at least, you're quite cute

i am going to start obsessively gymming and get super sexy shredded so that i can have endless cocks and cum

something to do with your face growing wrong? idk, most of this is bullshit since preventing genetic errors is less profitable than fixing them 20-30 years later.

What kind of plastic surgeries? Are you rich?

adopting a fixed identity is retarded and a fasttrack to getting profiled, psyop'd and fuckbrained

sometimes I get a palpatine/anakin vibe from the boomer/skunk arc

I know my grandfather and my dad were very submissive and emotional people cause they came from a background of war and poverty. So I feel like this historical background passed onto me being a submissive doormat. I remember their stories of poverty in their home country and it made me internalize it and feel guilty that I have a better life than them, here in America. I was always riddled with guilt and anxiety in my childhood. Until I got over it in my adulthood.

you're just neurotic and getting plastic surgery is not going to cure your neuroticism

No I was not in that thread lol.

i remember this one guy on reddit who got obvious chin implants and explained it all due to mewing and nose breathing. then he got mad and raged to everyone on comment sections that had doubts about his story

good luck

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i am a skinny dude but i want to fuck my muscles up so i look shredded and gnarly as fuck

fat ass bucko desperate for attention like usual

show hole

thats not u though
your hands dont match with the cloths pics

Lose the shorts

hello faggot

genioplasty and maybe rhinoplasty later on
and yeah, quite rich but very far from spoiled since I've never been allowed to have even a semblance of an ego
I very well might be, but I don't really see any other solution aside from going full Ted K living alone in the woods forever
Honestly that was kinda my plan too. Had this beard for 4+ years so hopefully the shift won't even be that noticable since I'd be going for a normal chin and not a diamond-tipped jawline

more like fucko

it stopped snowing
now it's just going all slushy

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t. geriatric pedophile xanthippe

i am drinking a fuckton of beer but i am going to get ridiculously sexy and fit next week for my fellow inmates when i inevitably get sentenced to life imprisonment for saying the n word

I've never been allowed to have even a semblance of an ego

Whoever is holding you back from living your own life, cut them out of your life sis.

i just found out nottingham is a real place i thought they made it up for the movie

durrrr

poor guy had it stitched into his head somehow

wtf, wouldn't hair growing under it be super uncomfortable? or does it keep getting retailored as you bald more?

Man I thought the same thing about New York, thought they made it up for the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.

So, everyone except for online friends who have never seen my face? Yea, I don't think so.

lol

in the uk if you use a racial slur you get 2 years custodial sentence
if u are and arab and you rape 200 little girls and feign ignorance of the law you get off scot free?
two tier kier

Skunk is on his gammon arc

well i am facing a potential custodial sentence myself for calling a white man a nigerian

everyone except for online friends who have never seen my face

Yes. That's what I did sis. My life is way happier now that I don't have to deal with fake people all the time. Start fresh and find better friends.

Hahahaha your life is hilarious

yes it is funny and a bit cute

...so my plan is to get super sexy and get a prison husband :3

Just try not to get hepatitis or HIV or some other incurable STD

i don't really give a fuck anyway
this existence is hell dominated by the tyrant generals of satan (saturn)
+ it is inescapable because our souls inevitably degrade over time until we turn to stone

i theorise that is why people are so fucky fucked up
they have been condemned to hell for an eternity and their sould have eroded and turned into feces shit fuck ass

I think you personally have fucked your life up and you have no motivation to fix it. This existence is actually quite pleasant if you don't ruin your life like you have.

bro what the fuck

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you might convince yourself of that but i hate people and i see them for what they are
a bunch of fucking droids

Yeah man I work for a living so I can be comfortable. I'm a droid. That makes me bad I guess? Because being a homeless penniless drug addict is a good thing or something? I don't understand hippies/anarchist types at all.

everybody has some stupid fucking plan
that doesnt make you clever or special
the economy favours the most underhanded shit

if you are a psychopath you can make a shit ton of money money money isn;t it funny in a jew's world

that doesnt make you clever or special

Never said it did

the economy favours the most underhanded shit

Yeah, I know. I've lied and exaggerated plenty of times to get internships, jobs, and uni places. What's your point?

this is why america is the greatest nation in the world

my point is i fucking hate money golems

i like interesting shit like god and universal energy and astral projection and telepathy and art and stuff
not marvel superman 69 shitt fuck with added africans

god i wish but sadly nothing ever happens

Because of barbecue, duh.

I personally am obsessed with financial security. I'm not materialistic beyond being comfortable, I don't desire expensive cars or mansions or designer clothes, I just want to save a fuckton of money because I'm terrified of homelessness and poverty. Is that anxiety-fuelled motivation so terrible?

that all sounds like a bunch of marvel comic book bullshit to me

post nothing ever happens hole

Fear keeps me alive and healthy bruh

fear makes you a fucking golem slave conformist asshole just like every other rat in the maze

yes i have a very bleak view of humanity and rightfully so :3

man thinks everyone with a job is suppressing their desire to learn astrology and smoke meth
man is (astral) projecting hard as shit

I wanna be Hyacinth's bf!

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