/Chasergen/ - Lazy Fucks Edition

Qott: Do you ever make the thread? Why not? What kind of image do you like in the OP?

how fast is ur 100m dash? u need to be a good sprinter if u plan on chasing

finally a decent thread

yes
sissies

who wants to recreate this with me

Yall not making this easy tonight
Do better

I have made a few. Was lazy today tho

The deleted threads were better than this one...

it isn’t hard, this is the actual thread simple as

I love that movie it really makes me wish I was gay instead of bisexual heteroromantic

I agree. They contained shrimp cats.

This should have been a towa thread

you can be my boyfriend and i can be your boyfriend with tits

Need me a tittiful boyfriend

I think that would be a good arrangement

Qott: Yes. I don't care much, but there are images I dislike, such as this one.

it’ll be like i’m ftm with less steps

I kinda wish I weren't gay for trans girls

Wow passgen hugboxes the shit out of a lot of people

yep. passgen has truly fallen. the thread is completely useless these days
yes this was worth salvaging and reposting from the 404'd thread dont @ me

Many trannies are saying this

fewer

Not you, pichu
The english language is past needing "fewer" on technicalities, we have simplified
Same with "whom"

that was me. thank you very much

i so do not care about grammar conventions, we’re on Anon Babble

Im not saying soba should return and post more pictures but I'm also not saying soba shouldnt return and post more pictures, you know what I'm saying.

i modeled shrimp cats gun after one of my own. It's like I gave that animal, the shrimp cat, a loaded firearm.

Sobe, like the drink

I remember

Would trans women date a man who likes JK Rowling but in a purely objectifying, sexualized kind of way?

you'll all have to suffer me

Sobe going from glass to plastic was bad, but nothing was worse than losing 40 ozs to Big Plastic

They call me crazy, but would

40s aren't glass anymore?

Do yutes even drink 40s still?

me. horse anon. lets go.

i hope they remake this movie and have tariq nasheed direct it and it is called buckbreak mountain.
where 2 fag trooned out whiteboys ride horses into the city and find a qt troon black boy and kidnap him on their horseys and ride him out into the wilds up buck break mountain and break that buck.
directed by tariq nasheed rated G

I thought a yute was a gay little australian pickup

tfw no cowboy bf to do it raw with up in the boonies

Making them have nothing to eat but beans for the week leading up to unwashed spontaneous buttsex was certainly a script choice

Not even a hard choice. Easy would. She's dripping with nasty sexual energy. She's a guaranteed freak.

It's good fiber

we need spell checkers and grammar police more than ever. the youth are never getting corrected, they constantly spew malapropisms and run-on sentences

No the gay little Australian pickup is my friend.

Easy way to get girllube on your boyclitty

The only one that really gets me is zoomers starting to say "woman" for the plural of women all the time now

I don't know what a yute is

Imagine the smell.

A yute is a jit, a YN if you will

Using my fatgut to support my tablet

I don't like that my brain morphed this into "splurting my faggurt"

Lmao

the english language has degenerated so far in the last 15 years. im immensely grateful when im corrected on a mispronunciation.
here's a word: 'indefatigable'. that threw me for a spin when i tried pronouncing it

I've procrastinated reading just to post here

Darkest Dungeon word

I'm straight but after a few drinks I'm indefaggotable

'ick on 'eck?

i haven’t shit in 4 days i think i’m fucked

You're probably gonna fucking die.

that's a cool game. i found it in an introduction to moby dick, or the whale
it's a weird contradiction of prefixes

I haven't in 21 days. It's no shit november.

i diagnose: water, coffee & a lot of celery

The prefixes were less confusing than connecting fatigable with fatigue, at least initially for me. It's a relatively sussible word

Not you, pichu

i know, i stopped posting in passgen anyway
i just had to air my grievances about the general and how people threw away the reputation it had to be nice (and useless)

Like indica with an F and then teegable like "damn I wanna teeg that bitch"

also celery is very good for making good b.o. smells it has chemicals in it.
same with lemons.

celery is better to enhance boy smells
and lemons are better to ehnace girl smells.

but also you can mix both no matter what.
like me. because i am between both worlds.

and the good thing is celery and lemon and water arent even expensive.

Oh no it's a vocaroo thread I'm too autistic for these

je suis fatiguee et retarded

Sorry.

Is it weird if I can sound like Samuel Hayden?

it's okay, if you mask your voice in a thousand layers of irony they can't make fun of you <3

This is the best verson
I’m far too dyslexic and stupid to say big words

look at this gay delicate little wrist, i could pin them to the floor and do whatever i want afterwards

It's delicate and hairless. A flawless eunuch.

Lol

I feel like this could be a line in a great American novel

i totally read that in my cormac mccarthy internal voice

good description, I think I'll call her a flawless eunuch after I've pinned her in our wrestling match

You're talking to the fat guy again

I went for Attenborough

Exactly, the type of shit where he spends two pages in one run-on sentence describing roaming catamite slaves and then cuts to two incredibly short sentences for impact

maybe we'll spit roast her together, chaserbros unite

It's okay to be 5'8

how much more gay can we make this

So it's all just dilj

I don’t know what is going on but its entertaining

you have no idea how gay I want to make it bro, i would blow that twinks back out and inseminate him

My license says 5'10 but I'm actually 5'9
I wasn't ready to accept it at 16 but I am now

is he talking to himself

im tall as a tower and stout as a tree

That would be crazy

I'm not involved in this.

not me either which is weird

If i ever do quit can you just know i appreciate you guys caring about me. I just can feel myself running out of strength to hold on and keep going. Im not sure when im finally gonna break but just try to think im not suffering anymore

pichu ur like 30 years old. get a fucking grip. either be a woman or be a man. stop going about in pity for yourself

Jesus, maybe break out of that mindset a little. You're not doomed.

The only one that was me was the stretch out midge

We want you to stay and keep going tho.

ennis del mar...

This is sad, please don't quit. Your life has value too, and you mean something to ppl

Please don't continue this train of thought. If you ever feel yourself close to your limit, seek outside intervention so they can help you keep going

tfw ywn be a gay cowboy in the mountains with ur gay cowboy bf

POV: your tranner is having floor time and playing wii sports but she accidentally flings the wii-mote so you give it back to her

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I'll take you to East LA to get a cowboy hat and assless chaps if you want

Is the joke just porn?

If any of my anonymous friends from here who don't know I exist take themselves out I will unironically cry for days

is it rly like that in East LA o_o
ik u can prob find that stuff up in bakersfield
i lived there for a little when i was a kid lol

Do you think anyone has jorked it in space or have all the astronauts and cosmonauts thus far been too big of nerds to claim the record

No the joke is your tranner is having floor time and playing wii sports but she accidentally flings the wii-mote so you give it back to her

my city's state government is planning to fix the housing crisis by plopping a bunch of fuck off huge high-rise apartment buildings in the middle of already dense suburbs that families live in
and all the redditors and lefties call you a 'nimby' for opposing this property developer's wet dream of shitty builds solely open to premium buyers
like there's already so much traffic

they once sent a married couple up on the space shuttle to test things out

4 days since a post by june or jade

chasergen is healing

I was jerking off in space earlier

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They're definitely busting nuts into the piss-vacuum for morale
Now that you mention it the gen has been way more fun and interesting. Damn they actually do shit the place up

do they be fucking in the is, is the real question

we’ve been trying to tell you

i wonder how it feels for your penis to be engorged in space. like is there a sense of lightness to it?

I wish I held the title of first man to Jork it in space.

What would you do instead? Suburban sprawl is a pretty equally bad problem. No wins really

Im not pichu sorry anon
I have always known i was going to kill myself i just dont know when its all gonna be too much for me
I just dont belong anywhere i dont fit in with transwomen i dont fit in with cis people i just do not have a place in this world

Hey chaserbros. Anyone ride down the freeway at top speeds like a maniac and take your girl out to the fancy new hotspot in town, the Copacabana recently?

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Shame I did it first.

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It's called filtering anon. After you're dead, that housing will be affordable to regular families. Also, we're not fixing transit.

I just don't think you need to be so fatalistic

Ah yes, let's solve it not by taking houses back from corporate profit interest but by forcing average citizens to never own anything

This is not far from one of the E line stations

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I don’t think that’s a good reason to give up tho.

i really want pretzel m&ms

which girafarig head do you feel like today

Ice cream

If you get peanut M&M's you combine the salty crunch and chocolate into one treat

Pichu detected.

1. decrease immigration
2. build decent townhouse rows with sufficient commercial and industry space to match
3. rather than zoning suburbs for housing to still run through the CBD for jobs & industry, focus on building a infrastructural network of commercial hubs rather than making the sprawl even worse
im a zoomer thou. these builds are supposed to be for me. but most of the ppl who buy these apartments are already wealthy. they're not for young people or fresh families. a lot of indians pooling money and chinese nouveau riche
at this point id prefer a soviet block to the stuff that's built today

Bottom left. It looks like a chain chomp and I'm kinda freaky like that.

that’s why i like pretzel m&ms, the peanut ones aren’t salty enough

I love you
Please hold on

The international sex station
Now that would be worth looking into.
The unbearable lightness of having a semi in zero g

The ISS piss vacuum was asking for it. That's all I'm gonna say.

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yeas
i felt like being present before going to bed instead of staying silent. to show the dooming before wasnt me

ALSO the fucking wind tunnels from these buildings pisses me off. it makes walking so uncomfy

Fuck. No one every cares about the guy who was the 2nd place jorker
I’m going to go get some rn
Left one

You've just gotta start alienmaxxing. I take colloidal silver every day to get a nice hue and my hair has been gone for a decade.

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I really don't see immigration anything but increasing in future really. Populism sells, but protectionism generally doesn't, so we'll see what wins out. There's just too much money in immigration for corporations and if you're a bleeding heart refugee numbers are only ever going to go up globally.
I can dig the rest though.

I had one of those between me and my grocery store back in college. I remember being horizontal during a bad blizzard. My girlfriend at the time was using a fence to climb sideways.

they literally ruin this place

I can hear you, you know.

I typed up a post on my thoughts of global migration and population and then backspaced it all to type this.

Don't curse it

see, 6' 3"
Twinks shadow is tiny and has cat ears and whiskers

I don't have the attention for the bit tonight anyways. Busy drawing waifus.

It'd be a long conversation. I'm predicating a lot on the assumption that continuing and escalating climate disaster is likely.

There's just too much money in immigration for corporations and if you're a bleeding heart refugee numbers are only ever going to go up globally.

yes, and it's going to make our cities worse for young people. international students who stick to their own and dont know english are so prioritised for entry-level jobs because of how servile they are, and the money they get under the table to finance their stay here. rather than the money from overseas coming into our country. so it's harder and harder for young people to get jobs, universities are degrading because of their reliance on visa schemes, there's no long-term vision for the city because of how transitory the migration is (italians and greeks and slavs were the backbone of our most historical suburbs), and then the vitality just evaporates. no industry, no innovation, no culture, just empty finance

show us a waifu wip

clocked.
that is a girls shadow. nice try.

Ok true. I’ll work on turning myself green

now I'm a short girl? lol u would so pay for this if we weren't separated by a border wall twink

those hips

i want to fuck him

your arms have that soft girl hair on them
alot of guys would pay $1k a night for you to talk to them alone in hotel rooms.

I swear someone says this for every guy that posts themselves

Just calculated that you're 5'8 based on the shadow and the pixels.

100%
Honestly worst thing could be said tho

I got a two hour nap in before work. I think I'll try and get a 2-3hr one in at work if I can

qott

I have three times. No one liked the last two :(

is that really so bad

Almost choked on a dry ass piece of leftover chicken
That woulda been game over since I live alone, damn

He(Pic) did an interview with the yogscast years back that I still watch once in a while bc they had a lot of fun with it

I'm starting to regret my discord cam whore days I think people are drawing gay porn of my likeness

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You can give yourself the Heimlich with the back of a chair or body slamming the ground at worst

Loll

Lemme see your likeness and I'll do it

dam those jackets look sick

lol i don't like the way this is going
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

I'm gonna breed this twink if it's the last thing I do

your ass will be mine

Crazy how every song has "2024 anyone?" commented on it

What soft guy hair bro ppl call me Mexican in here
ty 5' 8" anon should I get ny steaks or some flank steak and BBQ it?

I had a strip tonight.

Ya it’s kind of dumb. People don’t understand music dosent have a shelf life
I have seem people posting 2025 anyone that kind of made me lol.

If you're not twinkchan stop it. My bolillo belong to her

i seriously doubt you can open jars or use a can opener without spraining your wrist.

you on hrt?

Ahh popcorn wall

I'm starting to regret my discord cam whore days I think people are drawing gay porn of my Loch Ness

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Asbestos popcorn yummy

This is actually fraking wholesome

I like being alone, but that is one down side. If I have a heart attack or something I am fucked. No one will give a shit until the smell becomes bad enough

God I wish that was me

your bolillo is stale and limp, mine is hot and crispy

uhhh this is the internet sweaty you can curse

Fine have it your way, I'll top and you bottom :) can't ask you to top this smashed wonder bread

how do i be trans

google.com is does kyle maclachlan count as twink enter

Change your online bios to she/her

jerk the fuck off into your own mouth

Crazy huh

is does

Sounds complicated

Blast drugs thinking it will morph your skeleton like a retard

the rumor come out
does kale maclachan is twink?
he's so dreamy
he's so dreamy

lol

I think Biden has done some gay shit in his life before. he was more than likely the aggressor too

it morphed mine this is what i look like now

He's like a million years old. They don't make boner pills that strong.

check these bad boys out
i could buy so many [unknown objects]

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I look like this but I've never said that. Going down a rabbit hole would be nice or a mouse hole

I was looking up bands and seeing how they connected through ex members
And that dude is peek masculinity

this guy won

I'll going to make him my grindr profile pic just to prove bottoms will still send it nudes lol brb

with no disrespect, him looking like a cispooner on the right completes this

Yeah, YouTube is calling it sad grunge and I love it because I am a sad mess. Maybe you'll like this one better:
youtube.com/watch?v=GBRAnuT48qo

I wish lb was here

I wish lb was real

It's okay to be the simp friend

How do you rizz up a tranner so she becomes obsessed with you

Take what I do, and do the exact opposite

That requires sex.

i kinda want to recreationally simp for a friend just to hype him up

finna throw my pussy on the dude

beat them

Don't unless you mean it, he's just gonna fall in love with you

i think it would work out in this one specific case but you're right, safest not to risk it

i kinda want to recreationally shrimp for a cat just to hype him up

I used to listen to this album so much. I even have it signed from them somewhere.
youtube.com/watch?v=lJMjCDb9_zg

He needs it

Absolutely based
I've posted here before that that's my favorite album of all time
Well between that and Cynic - Traced in Air

Sucks that they totally threw out that style to become a worse periphery clone

if you want him to get a gf you can pretend to like him while around other women and to raise his confidence. the first sign of any girl being slightly attracted to him, just be really bitchy towards them til the point where they hate you and want to fuck him just to piss you off.

jirkcling now

I don't remember typing this, entering the captcha, and pressing 'Post'..

Woah she's back

sounds complicated.

Good luck

Gonna jork it and go to sleep I think

didn’tleave
thank

goodnight. I love you

happy jorkling anons

Oh my
Ok…
I’m in my longest dry streak but it’s not been that that long lol

I have not had sex in 7 years

twinsies

13

I have not had sex

This is a very good song <3

Are you still NNN? My balls would hang down to my knee caps if I went a month with no boom boom

Same.

I've never seen a vagina or bussyhole

They were really cool dudes. I think I was a junior or senior in high school at the time and we were helping them put their shit away and they gave my friend and I two copies of the Common Man's Collapse and all signed them for us. Marc let us see his guitar too and it was this beautiful natural wood Washburn. Oh, also Animals as Leaders and Periphery were at that same show. Animals as Leaders made my jaw drop.

Jaraxxusing my blingtron rn

tosin is the closest thing to god on an 8 string

No lol. My real goal was 10 days and I went a like 2 or 3 days over I was done with that bs

seeing him and Tim Henson play made me want to sell my guitars and pretend like i was never an aspiring guitar player
lol

who are you and what do you do
Hmm
No

He is incredible. I'm trying to pick up his double-slap double-pop technique and it's kicking my ass. He has some other bands that are pretty good that I can't remember the name of. One of them is a jazz band if I remember right. I got to talk to him a bit during that show and he was tired and really didn't want to be there lol
I really want to see BMTH live. I take it you're a BMTH fan?

that reminds me of a funny post I saw in the fallout general on the Anon Babble board.

Watching Shady Sands get nuked was the equivalent of watching someone fuck my wife. Even though I have never seen a vagina before.

TRAM and Reflux

tim henson is a faggot i don’t like him scottie is cool though
good luck, i tried to pick it up but fucj that

he's not a fucking twink. he's a silver fox
jesus. he was never a twink. just a handsome suave man

Why are there suddenly a billion prog and deathcore enthusiasts itt
Not that I'm complaining it's usually just so niche

sorry. i hate when people throw around dumb categories and homosexual lingo when there is no need
men just cant be men anymore. they ahve to be a twink, a daddy, a femboy, a ratboy, an otter, or blah blah blah

ya i don't really care for that business either if we're being honest.

what do you think about femboy tim henson era: keep it or sneed it?

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i hate tattoos, pass. too fem, as well

Imagine stretching out his hole while his girlfriend encourages him in the background

that's a girl

I don't think I will

where is the anon that posts his prog metal i want to listen

that's why you're the voice of integrity in this thread of degens
that's so fucking hot, be like YEAH your shreddy virtuoso genius skills mean nothing when I'm blowing your back out
nuh

i must make my bed but it's 34 degrees and the humidity is exhausting me

I was going to link you swim to the moon if you didn't already

Colors is one of the best albums in the genre

Based. I saw them right as Colors had come out and I hadn't actually heard them before, but some of my friends loved them so I went to the show. I was in the pit during White Walls and holy shit.

There's another original instrumental poster now too, but I've posted a few things
Here's the current thing I'm working on lately:
voca.ro/1bgwS0YcnsWB

There's another original instrumental poster now too

that’s me. i like it a lot, heavy riffs with fast tremolos are always fun to play

Oh nice
Thanks, yeah that type of riff is fun

i haven’t written anything recently i’ve been learned a lot of knocked loose instead

I've seen a coyote and a mountain lion while exploring nature. Neither tried to tongue kiss me

I need to go listen to their new album again, listened through once but it hits so damn hard

my cat licked my nose last night and she's not a very affectionate cat, and i did think it was cute

Cute.

I cannot fucking believe metal/hardcore mixes have gotten this insanely thick and fat it's almost funny how perfect it is
Devastating as an amateur producer because I will never come anywhere near touching it lmao

it’s something i’ll never understand, which really sucks because it is the best sound in the world. i’ve made a lot of progress but my mixes still sound like they’re being played off an mp3 player comparatively

A leaf just flew into my room through the window :)

its so white outside

also the wicked press tour is insanity

Every woman should get a lot of tattoos
Tattoos seem to piss off and filter all of the worst men

Tattoos on women are hot.

They filter me.

jesus shut up lmao. people can dislike tattoos, on men or women. they're aesthetically hideous. the human body is beautiful as is

i think one or two coherent ones are ok but it's usually just a visual clusterfuck or scribbling on yourself like you're a shitty notebook, never seen a man or a woman be hotter for having them

getting a tattoo is basically trend-hopping because everyone else has one
if your woman went along with that, you know she rides the cock carousel. low inhibition. high group fealty.

It really depends where and what they are
but generally, I like them

See?

^rides the cock carousel

chasers with giant tiddies and pierced nipples when

I love bmth! I want to see them live too but haven't yet

Nice! It would be fun to see them together sometime.

you're so right lmao

Quick rundown?

Anon Babble taught me this
Any time an attractive woman with tattoos is posted, chuds shit piss and cry about it
I have literally never seen a man irl express distaste for tattood women because I don't hang out around reactionary conservative losers

ok ppl irl just aren't rude generally

why are u such a leftie cuck
why would they outwardly express it? are u stupid? ppl dont voice their opinions on tattoos because you'll get called a bigot, weird, etc..
btw, im a homosexual, men with tattoos disgust me

why are you such a leftie cuck

you'll get called a bigot, weird, etc..

yeah no i trust you you sound like you have a lot of experience of being called a weird bigot lmao

why are u such a leftie cuck

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im a homosexual, men with tattoos disgust me

when a hot guy in porn has idiotic tattoos thats fucking the worst honestly T o T

it's called hiding your power level. i have immense distaste for poly transbians but i wont say anything and will instead silently dissociate myself from you.
i dont even care about trump or kamala or whatever they're both freaks
i go my own way

its so white outside

giwtwm
not really a fan of snow tho

it's called hiding your power level

do you guys not update your memes anymore, that's what yall have been calling it since like 2016

lol
i wish it was the other kinda white outside but alas ukrainians

it's narcissistic honestly. like wow you need to be so special that you affront my eyes with retarded images on your forearm. why dont you kys and stop disturbing the human form
i dont care

since like 2016

It's way older than that

i go my own way

have fun ig

lmao girl give me Ukrainians over blacks and mystery meat any day

yeah sorry i don't know my chudology that well
2016 was when i started hearing it idk anything else.

atp give me blacks because its like toxic animals being funky colors to warn you you know

Another leaf, yay :)

LMAO crying

I swear this is how the UK talked about Poles a few years ago

what kind of leaf

Yellow, lil bit of green, some caterpillar bite marks.

fuck if i was english I would slag off poles too, so fucking what

he's hot but he would be hotter without the tattoos i think even though theyre not so bad
poland should welcome 500,000 asian hunks

that is fucked lol

yah

how come 0 ppl of long hair experience ever talk abt finding their head hair down their butt crack

I like Asian hunks too, like this one.

My least favorite is when they get in the foreskin

When would that ever happen? I wear clothes.

post shower I always find some..

all my clothing is rly loose

oh i fucking hate those two creepy as fuck vlogs and even creepier porn

That's real? I've heard it smells like Parmesan cheese under the blanket too, yike

right is sugar maple. left I don know

Don't they look like anime people come to life? They look fucking weird matey.

It's leaf, silly.

he looks like how white people are drawn in manga and the boy has like rly weird bug eyes which dont look natural and there's a distinct sex tourism noncery vibe even though they're adults but the way they each parade one another around though

Uh hm and then there's the mystery of where those 8 inches go when they're balls deep in 90 lb asia boi, like how is he still alive?

nah I don't even wanna know abt their weird sex feels dirty like watching a sex tape

This isn't a video of Sandy Cheeks sucking up a car into her urethra
files.catbox.moe/0kjjn1.mp4

honestly would rather it was

honestly, I wish it was

whats with new jersey butch for trump, thats the most staggering part of the video

drinking diet dr pepper before bed bc im evil >:3

look how qt my lil raspberry pi 400 is

an evil diet dr pepper drinkin knievel, as snug as a weevil :)

:33 i love my bed so muccchhhh
being all cozy and getting to sleep
nobody can bother me when I'm sleeping
wish i had a bf to share my bed with tho ><
that would be premium S+ tier cozy

Very nice. What projects do you have planned for that thing?

Let's do it! <3

mmm not sure i impulse bought it a few years ago cuz i just liked it so much
i've often thought abt trying to make basic little games for it tho
might be fun seeing what i could make w the limited resources
I'm not super knowledgeable abt making games tho, but i do know a decent amount abt graphics programming and c++ so i figure i might be able to make some little things
not sure what exactly tho

is the bulb actually pink or is it a trick of the lighting and you just have a lot of pink stuff on your desk? also can you peel the warning sticker on the inside of your lamp? ty <333

wish i had a bf to share my bed with tho ><

Damn that's crazy, if only somebody from chasergen lived nearby am I right fellas

Night everyone

goodnight pal

Goodnight <3

men just an accessory to yall but in a deeply insecure way instead of empowered

This but Marie sucking up a hot pink Miata into her butt while I'm inside behind the wheel, oh yes

ya it's one of those rgb led bulbs so i made it soft pink
and idk, i'm sorry >< for now i think i want to stick to just interacting with guys here
every time i've gone and rushed into irl stuff to soothe my loneliness it's led to bad things happening
idk
i'm sorry

Hell yeah
Goodnight

i keep seeing videos where ppl are cleaning their mobile devices with hot glue and i hope to god that nobody actually tries that shit that's such an easy way to break your airpods lol

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Honestly that's so based and redpilled

Like when you and mouse scissored on your dad's Miata at the Norms parking lot on la cienega?

That's some great initiative from you to try to inflict an equal amount of psychic damage as was inflicted onto most who watched that video haha
You've not done anything wrong, sweetheart, I'm only teasing. It's good of you to be taking care of yourself in this way
I'd be like that too if I only had budweiser to keep me company </3

same thing happened to me

I was walking around at work and stopped in this one room bc it's warm..
I sat on a trashcan right under the heater and dozed off. Apparently both my legs fell asleep so when I woke up and hopped down I just hit the ground loll

But us tickets to their next show <3

People don't scissor at Norms? Weird.

damn, I got my bootyhole ated at the Norms parking lot on la cienega too. Why's it so popular?

<3 thx for being understanding

But us tickets to their next show <3

I might if you're serious lol

Oops accidentally deleted name.

No matter who I post on here from passgen, they end up becoming a chaser gen poster. I have some magical power to attract them. So I'm posting this delicious traggot

>You've not done anything wrong, sweetheart, I'm only teasing. It's good of you to be taking care of yourself in this way

you are so fucking compromised man you're hurting me. please cease the cuckoldry

Apparently both my legs fell asleep so when I woke up and hopped down I just hit the ground loll

ow I hope you're alright, but also astonished you were able to doze off in such a position lmao
ofc <3

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I got nice balls but I'll only show them to someone I love and I've never been in love this sucks

That's what I'm here for little buddy. I'm a bull in a china shop

death to all those who would whimepr and cry

What's nice about them

ooOOO00ooo you're in love with meee you want to show me your balls o000OOOooooO
little buddy? How'd you know I'm 4'9 (6'2 in heels)?

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God I'd be so down desu but I don't want to make any plans I can't keep so don't do that lol
I'm fine! Just had to lie on the ground for a few minutes and got covered in dirt
I am very very sleepy rn loll

bjorkfanchaser acts like such a bottom it makes me want him face down ass up

Sad :(
Maybe he's into that.

Stop sleeping at work. Sleep at home.

Maybe he's into that.

i will force him to stop acting like a cuck

Welll.. Are you gonna fly both of us to Brazil? Loll

Make me :‹

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eeby sleeby -_-
gn frens <3

get a job bum

see u at norms on Fri ^-.-^

Brazil

Yeah I saw that too. I'd probably wait until they announced a US tour again and also until after we'd gone on a few dates already and met in person tbhon.

Those are both probably good ideas lol

My tranner used to post there a lot but she never posted in chasergen

Then I didn't post her here. Simple as. I am the tranny whisperer

Based. I think she was posted here like 4 months ago but must not have been by you.

Refresh my memory, what's her trip?

i've lost all interest in posting in passgen but unfortunately pichu also stopped posting there at the exact same time so now i'm kinda feeling like me also not posting looks like i'm trying to be her or something and it's making me very self concious and kinda feel like i should post there again

maybe i'll wait until i hit 30BMI and then post, surprising everyone with my weight loss (joke, i'm not expecting anyone to actually remember me lol)
also my scale showed 90.0kg today. i'm so close to having the number start with an eight god i'm so excited

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me also not posting looks like

i assure you nobody gaf

oh yes that is probably true in the real world but your mistake is assuming my brain works rationally with these kinda things

What

i sometimes get scared that i seem like i'm skinwalking people if i do something at the same time as they do

i know i'm the only one who would even notice, but i can't convince my subconcious of that

YouTube trying to straight cissy hypno me aaaaaaaaæ
I was thinking this also, good post

i sometimes get scared that i seem like i'm skinwalking people if i do something at the same time as they do

Just stop giving a fuck. That's all you have to do.

We don't benefit from hearing about these kinds of crazy thoughts. Posting them here is bad.

lol

Pichu detransed so if you're gonna skinwalk her, you have to go all the way.

lol just got a company wide mail from HR saying "The contact details for our recent intern at the <city> office have changed. Instead of the address [email protected], they can now be reached at [email protected]"
this person has been interning here for a whole two weeks lmao what in the fuck made them think it was a good idea to introduce themselves with the wrong name and then replace it two weeks later that's so awkward

oh yeah that's what I usually show on the outside
this is just a look into my fucked up twisted psyche and what happens in there...
showing a bit of vulnerability yk. i've been told it makes one more relatable.

if someone starts benefiting from my posts then idk what the hell i'm doing but it must be not right

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Doesn't Pichu re-trans and de-trans like every other day?

honestly i feel kinda bad for bringing her up like this i think it's kinda mean to talk abt someone behind their back like this

Posting should be done with the intent to improve the quality of where you post. Almost all actions should be about improving the quality of what the action associates with.

sounds kinda exhausting ngl

Nah, it feels great.

ya it's very non conformist and tranarcho

She's your crush. You have to tell her.

You know what's exhausting? Transbians in chasergen

this makes me uncomfortable

Maybe you're the one for her, who knows. You'll never know if you don't try.

but im not transbina ;_;
congrats anon you've really found a thing i'm really scared and self concious of, i'm terrified of seeming like i have crushes on people very good well done now you can drop the bit and let me go

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Idk what the big deal is, I'm straight forward with people I like or dislike. I'll let you go because you asked.

You brought her up from nowhere and referenced something only she would relate to (she often talks about skinwalking ex. won't get piercings or hair styles others in this gen have) and specified you were trying to be more relatable by showing vulnerability. Most will connect those dots and assume that means something.

thank you anon that's very fair and kind of you

specified you were trying to be more relatable by showing vulnerability

oh god my jokes really don't land via text

Trying to tell jokes over text format to autists is a near impossible task. I will take everything posted as purely literal. I will come to conclusions based on all of your bits being real opinions.

lol i guess i should know better by now
but no i'm not actually manipulative enough to deliberately show vulnerability as a tactic to make people like me more, that would be kinda fucked. it's what the joke there was, it's such an obvious admission of being a kinda horrible person that i didn't think anyone would think i'd be saying it for real

I still think you were saying it for real.

but im not transbina ;_;

You gots to suck a man's dick and break up with yo 5 fives if you finna post here

was fun shitposting with yall this morning but i acc gotta work now
sorry about shitting up the thread a bit lol

Bros I have the most ethereal elflike twinkhon baddie you could imagine on the hook

I know not what any of those four words mean. Good luck.

Lol thanks

I'll be thinking about you.....

Fuck off

Shiet what'd I do

That's not toopypush

based

i should orcmaxx

Zug Zug.

me not that kinda orc

Tfw no orc gf.

what kind of an orc blushes
that's not what orcs are supposed to be like i dont' think

Get in

My bad. Tfw no orc gf.