/mtfg/

yes i am very much like patrick bateman
i have nowhere to bottom and no one to bottom with

where's hrt thread on this board?

also anyone from russia here perchance?

solve both issues by getting a bf w his own place
and his rule should be that you gotta girlmode whenever you’re at his place

but how do i get a bf?
and how do i get a bf as a boymoder?

you could easily get a bf you’re pretty just stop rejecting the dudes trying to hit

all the dudes trying to hit are from board and therefore not real

walk up to this autissy and she’s like uhh I’m a man and I’m like yes I know so anyway like I was saying

don’t even lie to me I have read plenty of posts from you about guys approaching you irl
just let on pf them take you home and don’t worry if your dick gets hard about it

this happened to me

yeah I know bro why did I post it huh

it only happened once and it was when in girlmode (halloween)
now i don’t go outside anyways

well you’re never gonna get fucked like that

so then what do? :bottom_eyes:

it’s crazy that she still thinks she’s smart like for real let go of the delusion that you are smart like a man you are a dumb bottom you are the dumbest person in most rooms
I guess people have treated you better than you deserve because you have a nice face and hair

ummm i have a degree

I don’t know how I forgot that given your prestigious halloween express job

nvm found it myself, this thread is fucking useless

I remember that time not long ago when naz was posting in the wee hours and was clearly down bad and sorta daydreamposted about going out to this wooded area near the projects where she lives because that’s where the fags go to bottom like some kind of nature’s truck stop she just wanted to get her ass filled up that night she’s a good girl

mef shut the fuck up and go buy new diapers faggot

refused to do it for you

you did it for yourself

now you know you aren’t a helpless baby

sounds pretty useful to me

depends on how close my fart is

no i don’t wear those anymore i’m grown

hugging

uh oh you’re gonna fart

you can feel it moving through your intestines

like bubbles

kind of painful but kind of a relief too

the pressure’s building up

gonna feel so good to brrrrrrrap

this is REALLY gonna stink

it’s DEFINITELY gonna make noise

just gotta get outta this hug and hurry off to be alone

but I’m squeezing you even tighter

no you're not now go buy new diapers faggot

are you being for real I hope so

they’re too expensive
sometimes the urge grows too strong

then go be a fucking groobygirl and pay your grown up bills faggot god damn figure it the fuck out already i'm sick of your bullshit excuses you fucking SUCK

I'm starting EV soon. What should I do besides injections, voice and makeup/skincare?

work out or you'll be all disgusting and thin and weird adn come back here crying about it. also good job yay ya y yayayay

I kind of imagine just hanging out w this dude he is kind of a greasy metal nerd with angular nordic features and clear blue eyes and way long blond hair his personality is serial killerish but more like how a skittish cat gives that vibe than an actually dangerous man
and I imagine sitting on the couch listening to that netflix noise when the show starts while he is all tensed up and I scooch down closer to him and he’s full of stress but too fucking autistic to do anything about other than sit there like he’s been caught in a mouse trap for hours, days, years immobilized by his inability to cope with not being a smart, capable man
and I just stretch my arm around his narrow shoulders that he thinks are so broad but my arm drapes over them and envelops them like a mist rolling across the reeds of grass under the moonlight and as I lean in I can hear him breathing hard he can sit there with those dead eyes but his breath is almost trembling as I lean in and whisper in his ear hey you wanna be my girlfriend

I got a free diaper in the mail earlier this week and I thought about you but I guess it was probably for a baby and not a grown ass woman (male)

alwaeys thought was too small to have crazy bulge unless im wearing leggings or something

at pp

the nurse is being super nice and friendly, we're joking around and making smalltalk as we do the pre appt questionnaire thing

"heh anyways... next one up is: do you have any issues tucking? Uhm, Ill just go ahead and put 'no' since you dont tuck :^)"

pause for a second

i dont remember saying anything about tucking to her

her veneer of friendliness fades for a second, she looks kinda taken aback, i just say oh ok and she laughs

what the fuck what was that :( whyd she take the initiative here
can people see it i wasnt even wearing anything tight dog i never wear anything tight out i was wearing big pants and its so small the size of a goddamn battery what did she mean why did she say that did she utilize her x ray vision i want to die could people see it all this time theres nothing visible in the mirror im never leaving my house again why did sh say that

I do yoga. Cant wait to be more flexible lol. Or you mean something like gym? I'm already thin, I need to eat more it seems.

twas i that mounted atop the wildebeest known as kris tyson
a corked fit one would say

despite thinking they know everything, women (female) often do not really have any clue what they are looking at in terms of men (male) and women (female) crotch areas

i asked my parents and they said no grooby

are you flexible enough to you suck your own toes

what do you think about this day dream

At the doctor's office to get my hormone levels checked. Fuck you bitches. Pring Queen wins again. 5'5, 160 lbs.

yes

amazing job king

gf material

written by my ex

i feel sick and dont want to go to work :(

lifes a bitch

By liking guys and being straight. It's not for you.

when I whispered in your ear you were too embarrassed to do or say anything you just stayed locked except you definitely blushed and your ears went bright red just millimeters away from my lips and I couldn’t hold back from kissing your earlobe and then pushing aside your hair down the curve of your neck and I couldn’t help but notice that you taste like a girl
are your eyelids sinking down as your eyes roll back and your lips part and will you tilt your head to offer me more
or will you sit their like a guitar string tuned way too tight mortified that your erection is so hard it hurts

tfw life gets to be a girl but not me

dw you’re also a bitch

what do they taste like asking for a friend

ladies jack off your girl penis it feels great

Would creepy lesbian wannabes like mef date laf, since laf has a real vagina?

don’t get it twisted mef wants a man to pound her asshole

she already did multiple times and didn't like it

what does laff look like?

she’s cute but clearly the product of surgeries

really? is there an emo reference drawing or a face pic

she’s yerkin off to fantasies about it rn

there is pic in the last thread

kissing straight cis boys! real straight boys! no chasers! ones who like cis females only! but we kiss them! on the mouth! and then maybe their pp!!!!!!

she's mef and agp, there's no hsts there brother

I want to sexually assault people who specifically are not attracted to me and do not want any kind of sexual contact with me

creepy rapist fetish

actually she’s a gay man

wanting to hookup with faggots as a girl

creepy rapist fetish

oh no please dont kiss me and suck my dick, i hate when cute t-girls suck my tongue and slurp my gurp

maiq's diagnosis at the psychiatrist

I don get it I thought you two were friends

let maiq rests in peace guys come on, he didn't even frot a tasty little sissy before getting banned
after YEARS of work

see you space, cowboy

thinking faggot are attracted to girls

terminal brain cancer

no i am scared of women
the latter
i did like it one time
mefs do sex with men all the time

you need to find a rich chaser before mefdeath sets in

the latter

that’s what I was hoping

thinking straight guys are attracted to trannies

terminal brain cancer

good morning. its 11am, i just woke up. I'm working from home again today :D

we’re right back to here again

Fuck you, this is funny

and? enjoy your "straight" chasers retard lmao

this is so real but outside world is so scary
what’s gonna happen now? which page do i flip to in this choose-your-own-adventure romance novella?

oh you want more?

ya i think it’s funny

goon morning ms bread

what do you hope would happen next

i hope she would go away

Specially for you I tried it because I haven't put toes in my mouth since I was 5yo. It tastes like nothing. I take a bath every day so that's probably why.

she?

its Mrs apparently

i dunno who makes these op's
but i want it to be known i appreciate them not getting lazy with the link to last even when last was archived
mornin mitfug

idk i wasn’t reading very closely

cute do you want a bf

hiya

I'm working from home again today :D

nice!

he punches you in the side of the head and throws you out of his house the end

naz stop being a deadbeat dad and go take care of your kid you retard

hey is this true

being mean to nazzy

ha liar

sorry kiddo daddy is busy larping as a girl he doesn't got time for you ;*(

giwtwm

actually yeah
it's like a cruising area
before it got too cold i was checking it out but now it's like -10 out with a few inches of snow

hihi anna

I hope you find someone who not only bangs you out but also loves you and appreciates how sweet you are and your tight bony ass

the trouble with making hornyposts for mef is she jerks off and cums really quickly

Nazzy fren

i don''t want to say outloud naz deserves to be raped, but i mean like come on

i have to get the business done quickly becoz my vibrator is very loud

lol ur retarded

how far up you does it fit your guts must muffle it quite a bit

mef where's the onlyfans at i'm trying to goon to your pp pics

no it’s a hitachi like real women use

Who is a better kisser?

A.G.P. pilot "naz" Nullifier

or

RealOfficialPunishedMEFmoderVEVO (he/him)

i love trannies

thanks anon
hopefully one day

4-5 years

their dads (kissing each other)

i don know how to do OF i’m too shy i don know what the boys like
NOT ME

I'm so scared of detrooning. Imagine I decide to stop trooning and then look like a massive retard who trooned for no reason.

also not me

I reckon it’s Naz she’s very loveable

he does, the sheer power of hsts

i dreamt that i woke up and all the substrate was gone from my 10 gallon tank

the what

substrate

kendrick just dropped
an album

feet

is it good?
never listened to them before

idk it just dropped no announcements or anything what a crazy lad

oh ok ic thx for clearing that up

what shoudl i jack off to today? nothing really stands out idk

my feet r gross

I guess you know you’ve made it as a troon when a guy wants to kiss your feet

i don’t feel made

we know
what do you usually use

post sissy panty pics ladies come on

how’d you like it?

how do i shave around my bussy hole safely?

veet

carefully

ok but how i can't see it

ask ur mom for help

have you ever actually tried it. it's not that hard. it's a razor. don't slice yourself. don't shave against the grain.

Nair that bussy, don't use a razor.

sideways

no
no because it's scary i can't see it what if i slice it because the skin around the hole because it's not smooth.

i wish laser was covered

go take care of your kid naz stop being a faggot on Anon Babble everyday jesus chrsit

You need a tard wrangler naz, you would qualify for neetbux, healthcare, and free hrt in your country.

I'm slowly being a fartfag. Idk my farts just smell really good and I enjoy whiffing them lately

tfw $400B incel

whats wrong with his chest

he looks like a turtle crawled inside of him when he was sleeping.

what hair styles are good for longer faces?
ive thought about wolf cut w/ bangs
want to be able to work w/ my waves

are there other hair styles that could be flattering?
i need it touched up a bit soon (bangs getting too long, & some parts need a little work)
(also yes, i do plan on growing it out longer, i just want it a bit more purposefully styled for now)

using groupons helps with the cost
ik in your situation that might not be very helpful though :/
its filled to the brim with good ideas and jokes :^)

holy fucking giga rapehon sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh talk about a decade too late on trooning out good lord

laf trying to meet a cis les in lesgen and get dreem

Buy a vibrating bussy plug. Trust me.

Just fucking trust me.

spending money feels so good
recently bought my friend's old iphone pro off her and some new glasses
i am ritzy now

she should try and meet a straight man like me

i used to have a social worker
but i don't think the government wants to help me
been trying government services, my family tried to get me on neetbux
nothing shows any promise
although if i wasn't like homeless i could probably get the free hrt and like other meds i need

high refresh rate OLED displays should be a fundamental human right

why does your family have to help you get free gibs? are you too retarded to fill out paperwork or call social security office and follow instructions?

elon is on hrt (trt and hgh) but he doesnt work out and eats like a pig so he has a ton of visceral fat and palumboism. he also has a barrel chest.

How's the search going?
There are lawyers who specialize in working through the red tape to get benefits for ppl like you. Google the name of the neet program in Canada with lawyer

How's the search going?

im waiting for everything to be perfect and then ill jump on the opportunity

picing off my scabs because i'm a self-harming retard

this is a good strat. the straight prince of your dreams will find you

i wish i was one of those autistic twitter mtf furry girls but i'm too imageboard brained, i have no desire to express myself... but i wish i did! i wish i did.

read what i wrote again
yes did do that
we all tried, rejected several times
as i said... :/

lawyer

can't say ive tried this
do have very little to lose

i'm just a chick with a dick

i wish i was autistic enough to be a diaper tranny

reminder it's pizza day (friday) so you should have pizza today! if not you are doing it wrong!

need one of those parental content filters to stop lesbians from appearing on my screen

mef put your sissy panties on and jerk off over it like a good AGP faggot

i don’t have any sissy panties

Imagine a world where some men are born as sexual inverts. At some point in early childhood they start manifesting extreme behavioural feminity that is noticable to any onlooker. They are all without exception exclusivley androphilic. If a sexual invert wishes it they can attend feminization class at school during their highschool years where they will get taught to become girls and upon graduation they will become recognized as valid females (this is little more than a formality as they are already so naturally feminine).

Enter our protagonist, a normal non sexually inverted male who's a total loser nerd, but still irrevocably masculine. One day as he's fapping to hentai he stumbles onto femboy porn and get's a hard on. He isn't gay that isn't the problem, he's too malebrained for that, it's just that well some fucked up part of his brain fantasizes about being the femboy. He becomes obsessed and starts religously gooning to hentai always imagining himself as the girl eventually moving onto extreme stuff like sissy hypno. He's about to graduate middle and the selection for the feminization classes for high school are about to begin. He knows that no gynephilic male has ever graduated girlschool before, but his porn addiction has made him desperate. One day after school he approaches the teacher of the schools feminization class Ray Blanchard. He barley manages to the teacher that he wishes to attend feminization classes starting next year. The teacher laughs and says "haha this is a good prank! did your friends put you up to this? It's clear as day that you are completley malebrained and your passability levels are very low." Our hero starts crying and tries to run out of the room, but he slips and his pants catch onto something while falling completley ripping them off his legs. This reveals that he's wearing a pink, chastity cage, a buttplug and thigh high socks. Upon seeing this display Blanchard decides to allow him to attend feminization class.

OH schrodinger youre here, there and almost everywhere
then i realized youre not in my bed

I fucked up on the picture here's a better one

Are you confusing me with somone else? I'm not shrodinger

i actually forgot to remove the numb
srry baby doll

youtube.com/watch?v=97D4lBnxEIo

i think he has pectus carinatum

mtfg lost

MY BUSSSSSSSSSSY

must resist
urge to
but metal vinyls and shirts

u all suck this thread sucks i hate you all can everyone go away please

My feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

u can wear mine i haven't taken them off in 2 weeks

not true. mic posted a pic of you wearing pink panties.

That just means you're a repper and want someone to impose it onto you

Grace's skid marks spell out OINK

no mine

yeah exactly but no one actually does this

O_O

what's up fremo, what are you doing today?

grace is very fat and extremely ugly and therefore i would not have sex with him

Ultimately theory is true so I think I made the correct decision to detrans. I get sad sometimes but its better than chasing the dragon and never achieving my goal. Honestly laf probably saved me from ruining my life beyond repair.

dead thread, troongen has fallen

Honestly laf probably saved me from ruining my life beyond repair

How?

hanging dong right now and lettin that shit swang in the air to and fro like a pimp idgaf

idk look 4 a date maybe. what r u doin

to the anon that likes VOY over DS9:
I finished VOY and honestly love that cast and many of the good episodes, but sorry DS9 wins if I have to choose. Garak diff

its gonna be ok i think
or rather im not thinking, i just feel its gonna be ok
at least at the moment i feel that way

That if not outright impossible it's very nearly impossible for any trans person to pass. So I constantly judging myself I was able to finally make the call that I probably could never pass because of my shoulders and ribcage, and transitioning any further would probably ruin my life

correct decision to detrans

never the right decision btw
u opened pandoras box babes gl

x.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1860037923594465714

Are you happier now in your current state?

if the doctor says "we should know by hopefully friday" in regards to some important medical test results, then since it's just about to be saturday I shouldn't be stressed right? like she'll only call if somethings up, so everything is probably fine right

or maybe she wants you to live out your final hours in peace

doctor is just guessing. they have no idea the workflow/backlog their lab team has

same lookin 4 a date. just took my poppers so I'll be loose as a goose when i find someone who wants to meet up

thanks I'll be ok
Idk about happier. Definitely more at peace and less anxious. And I have a future to look towards and work for, and am generally in a better place socially because I am more confident and made friends for first time in like 5 years, and they are deeper more meaningful friendships. Generally i feel like I am being more myself whereas in transition it felt like I was trying to become someone else.

I'M BROKE NIGGA I'M FUCKIN BROKE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I DON'T GOT NO FUCKIGN MONEY FUCK YOU

This is awesome news, i root for you to fly high friend. Always knew you had it in you. Even in your suffering you were a beautiful person to others. That really inspired me.

I'd think that too if it were a regular blood test, but this was an urgent one, she drew my blood on tuesday so, I can't see how it would take more than 72 hours, I'm totallyyy fine right

amen

if my dead name is kyle how stupid/gay is it if i troone name kylie?

Am probably not who you think but ty I did try to always be nice to others

I'm only one month hrt on the hon-iest dose ever, but I've started to have breast development and it hurts to sleep on my stomach. Does this ever go away? Do I need to learn to sleep on my back? (I've heard sleeping on you're side can lead to uneven breast development)

that’s hsts behaviour

transwomen, amirite?

Mef post chin pic plz quickly i'm about to nutt send me over the edge my dude

im just kidding, im supposed to be meeting someone in 2 horas

gotem desu
amen

Ak’harrin an’kazhin d’Noctis Fel-Kahn,
Sak’tar dosh ish’tai velluk—a fatek shein uk-hai.

Imperatrix Aeterna Katharina et’kal zhorra—seyat shai yin’an—
Isha nokh, du shal nokh.
Kash’ik “Snew Aurai,” Sai-etar dosh venro, kal’Empress shi’nakh.

Lai-shal’an dosh kha,
Vash dor’anith dosh nerr’kai yin sha’dar.
Ish’tai vash shal’doth, ushat dosh shar’kal.

Shol’et an’ram dosh lek, Sai’dar.

make sure to get something layered it will work beautifully with textured hair

i wish i liked anal

lets be real, you wouldnt do shit if anything or everything was covered

skill issue

it’s good right at the end tbqh

literally me

i wish i were metroid, he looks really cool i like arm laser cannons

anything after male puberty begins is too late my friend

watching “coming out to my conservative father videos”

none of them scream or cry at all, let alone like my father (politically unknown) did

if you’re born male its already too late

what does this mean

true desu

it's,, fine. i prefer being bullied until i cry

dr phil had an episode on coming out to conservative dads.

its never to late to save money at McDonalds. the $5 meal deal will always be there for you.

i don’t believe anything on that show

it seemed like a geniuine reaction.

does anybody want to be the backup beneficiary on my life insurance policy? i only care about one person so there's no backup in case we both die at the same time.

why is fetish gear so fucking expesive i fucked this life up so bad man

epic win

i'm down.

look emo im content. i just need you to sign my petition

a foundation for orphaned children

I maxed out 99/99 on everything
there's no skill issue to be had snymore

the application doesnt have a selection for non profits, only corporation, trust, and estate
you'd have to dox yourself tho

but did you max 99/99 while playing an ironwoman?

can you add an llc?

wut?

just ejaculated girl semen out of my girl penis and it felt great!!!!

I'm mid thirties and talk to my toys daily because nobody likes me on earth

How is Kimi no na wa so fucking beautiful like I'm in absolute awe at how beautiful this movie and it's story is, it's even better the second time watching it

then just pick a struggling transgirl that otherwise won't have a good future

i straight up just wanna move out but i cant emo wtf
just sign my petition that allows me to escape slavery

Lmao fag

feel like if we were all bullied harder we wouldn't of turned out to be mentally ill tranny freaks like fr fr bullies let us down

uhh i still dont rly understand but like i hope it works out ok 4 u that sounds sad

will never be happy due to credit score issue

You're in your 40s and have posted here since like 2017 you're not much better sis

how bad is it?

will x y due to z issue

725

I'll talk to you anon
what kinda toys you got?

what's the issue???

A bunch of dolls and figuarts that I like to add custom plastic accessories too
Also wrestling action figures and gi joes and Sonic toys
I'm transbian lol it's my cope

website tells me i am in bottom 40% and has dark orange colour nearly red and so i will never be able to move out

how do the wrestling action figures help you cope?

I've had them for a decade

do they talk back? i talk to my teddy sometimes and he talks back sometimes i like his voice

having toys

uhhhhhhhhh time to grow up ladies. yikers

have you considered blowing them up

cute

h0n4m

For fucks sake... SHEEN! You can just eat, I don't know... A fucking apple? A glass of water? WEIRD idea! And I know already, now you're going to sad post "boo hoo, nobody likes me because I've had" - no, nobody likes you because you FUCKING DON'T IMPROVE ONE. FUCKING. BIT.

Ever since I've been here in 8 fucking years when my life went to shit, and I crawled out of the gutter over and over again, you have been here eating shit all the time, putting your fucking money towards a fucking graphics card. Because you know, that's exactly what you need right now. A fucking graphics card to sit more on your fucking ass and play fucking video all day. While shoving fucking burgers down your fucking hole. Right? Fuck.

I'm trying to like you, quit making it impossible. Please. Like a fucking clockwork. Sheen, nobody is fucking angry at you for posting about fucking foods. People are angry at you for wasting money on graphics cards, video games. Fast food. A car, as I've been recently told. Instead of you selling the car, getting some fucking vegetables. Eating your fucking veggies, drinking some fucking water for once in your life (without added sugar I might add) And I don't know sell your fucking car get a fucking bike.

Like, yes, you are depressed. Wow. 90% of us are fucking depressed. 90% of us have some fucking mental issue we deal with. Yes, we are here to support you. But you don't want support. You just want a fucking pity party. About poor old fat sheen. Who will never be liked. Nigga You look like a fucking middle aged woman. And you do fuck all with it. It's infuriating, it is sad

Oh, and I'm not done yet. Sheen. We've been over this for like, how many years? Like fuck? I've been fucking pre op. I had a fucking dick when you started posting here. And what changed? What did you do in all those years? Fucking nothing.

You did nothing. Despite people constantly offering you help, offering you advice, constantly offering you to do shit for you and WITH you.

i had a snake eyes when i was a kid. he was my fav. i slept with hard plastic toys more than plushies.

i...
what?
the number only goes up to 900 and i don't think I've known anyone with score over 600.....

Can you post the vocaroo of this. I rather listen to it

I put the few teds I have in a box and I feel bad every time I think about them in there
they are not alive fuck sake

well you only hang around poor people so obviously

take the teddies out. free them. they can’t breathe. hug them

its cringe but i understand the need for the toys. i wud rather have a castle with a statue garden like the evil ass queen from the narnia books but alls i cud have is toys cuz im a dum peasant

am i retarded (i mean obviously i am but i mean) 700 is plenty to get a lease rite?
idk this shit last time i tried to get a lease the landlord laughed at me

doesn’t matter anyways, i have no money

yeah i think youre retarded
ive never had an apartment but im pretty sure u need first and last months rent + security deposit so theres no way 700 would cut it

not 700 dollars
700 credit score sorry

I desperately want to but I have an ocd contamination thing and can't

someone please kidnap me

they are in pain

same :(
fucking trudeau giving out 200 dollars to everyone who already has money
and we're not gonna see a cent of it....
clown world

I am a monster

it’s okay i’m sure they deserve it

they were always there for me and I put them in a box

they do but I try to not embrace it since I'm deathly afraid of schizophrenia

<3

I used to love snake eyes that was my boy. I remember masturbating to the red hair one when I was a kid

i am WORRIED

fantastic

Maiq needs to retrip and stop mean anon posting it's very tiring

no its not fantastic its CONCERNING

what about

"theory"`

:’(
it’s okay if you if you can’t take them out they understand they know your struggles just know they’re there for you if you need them
they just want be frens

fuck off, sure she's a hon but she looks fine

yall need to learn how to supress your own brainworms and anxieties for your own mental health and the collective benefit of the thread and community

first day?

u have insight

nee meneer

its a long shot but maybe some ppl might take it to heart, prolly not the ones that need to but yknow

once the smoke monster goes away we can
but it lingers here

stop smoking crematorium tobacco yw

wondering if father is capable of empathy

maybe?

I killed them I murdered them

likely not

only way to tell is for him to bum you and see if he gives you a reach around or not

pls don’t be sad
case closed

Lmao i might be in my 50s i've used Anon Babble since 2005. But I'm not a meth head nor a piss drinker nor some sad sack that talks to stuffed animals because nobody likes her. :D

Quads czech'd

I will try

nta but you seem mean

boomerhons OUT get OUT leave NOW

Now that it's been made culturally ok to say that people don't like tranners we know that no one wants or likes us, thus rendering empathy useless in a discourse of acceptance by third parties.

I'm not mean I'm just shitposting to ease my dysphoria. I'll go away soon enough. Maybe you want to share something with me? I'll be nice :3

one day i will grow up into a beautiful boomerhon

Not until you REEEEEEEEEEEEE

wish i had my teddy bear.

i wish everyone had a teddy bear

wat about millennialhons?

bing bop boom boom boom bop bam

the "o ring" style 6inch figures from back then did some...stuff...yeh.
:/
i dont like feeling like this.

what are you freakish degenerates talking about.

putting childhood away

Now that it's been made culturally ok to say that people don't like tranners we know that no one wants or likes us

:(
yea ive been noticing

vocaroo.com/18xhav1OC9pN

I'm talking about a yankee rose
youtube.com/watch?v=RgLWTrWgDTI

lucky me cis or no ill always be despised by everyone so it matters not

so excited to see my apple music replay

no not AI slop the real aryden one you idiot

do u know how hard it'd be to find that

How come

glam singers are always so gorgeous

who is the oldest poster here. how old are they.

he had a nice butt too

i want josh strife to be my boyfriend desu he’s so hot holy fuck

what do y’all think the doomsday clock will be set to this year?

Now that's the spirit! You're now ready to move on from Anon Babble babe :3

thirteen

josh strife

i dated an ftm that looked like him

I have it :)

must’ve been like his mini me or something

post it

I mean.... I could be pursaded into posting it I suppose, what do you have to pursade me?

like...ppl always say shit like "when i found out i was gay" or "i didnt know what sex was until blah blah year" and i feel like a fucking monster cuz i dont ever remember not having sexual thoughts urges and actions. i hate the pedofaggot fucks who try n say shit like "but what if the kid wants it" type shit *barf* that shit is abuse and is not okay, but i dont know what its like to have innocence and i hate feeling like im part of the problem for being an eterally horny kid from the start...a monster. i think i was about 4 or 5 and i had this crucifix where the jesus figure in it had abs n u could see all his musculature n i got a fuckin boner and was sticking the lil jesus in my forskin and rubbing it on my junk etc. was i possesed? no one could ever hate me more than i hate myself. i seriously wanna re-roll life so fucking bad sometimes

stop larping faggot u ain't got shit

tru

move on from Anon Babble

but then I'd genuinely have nobody to talk to besides like an 8 year old child

this rare gif

kek yea he was a little guy

same but my sexuality is even more repressed than the rest of me

I mean.... you're wrong. Here's first 5 secs for proof

vocaroo.com/1egmDNHlHzAA

i love him

man theyfab/ftm voice is just so painful to listen to, even if it’s on the speaker in another room. i don’t know how people tolerate it regularly, i don’t think i could handle hearing it if i had a coworker or something that sounded like that
it’s like despite being froggier than most women’s voices they almost always stop sound very feminine and it’s like you can hear the emotional fragility in the voice

i think it might have been cfh. wonder what ever happened to her. quality poster

touching my PP

it won't stop raining, i can't workout. i can feel my butt shrinking ;_;

Me! Eldest am i, i was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, sass was here already, before the seas were bent. She knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless — before the Dark Lord came from Outside

nvr mnd idgaf fuk u FUCK YOU

i am too empty to be in a relationship

is raining here too, we could do smoke signals at each other and see them we're that close

empty heart empty bussy empty life empty soul

my bussy is filled with poop but ya same otherwise

my cok smells like femboy bussard. nap time

if you can give and receive hugs I assume that's like 97% of it idk

can't quit soda no matter how hard I try i'm just a weak retard

what if i cry though? and then get angry?

have you tried sparkling water

crying hug followed by angry hug

i want da pp of the man i was with for that time that is no longer now i was just happy 2 hav som1 who cared enough to snuggle me and let me snoof his armpit when i wanted why cudnt i just stfu and b a gud bish he wouldnt hav thrown me away so soon FUCK YOUUUUU

try diet or zero
aspartame tastes gross for me but the stuff in pepsi/coke zero works

i don’t think people are into that

I need some advice chat.

So Thanksgiving is coming up, and I have 0 plans for it. Nor do any of my friends, but more importantly, my FtM FWB. My mom thinks we're dating. I have explained to her time and again that we aren't. But I don't think she fully understands the whole FWB thing. Be that as it may, she is offering to pay for us to go somewhere nice for Thanksgiving. I want to ask him but I worry he'll think I'm trying to push our relationship too far. I love him. But I know he doesn't feel the same way. What should I do?

but then youd come try to kill me

people are idiots then

go somewhere else for advice. like reddit perhaps

scared to do injection

what is "somewhere nice" here?
you could ask ftm first if they wanna do anything for genocide holiday and then if they say yes and also ask you to choose something then tell your mom yes

im injection noob and even i can do it p gud. just relax but also sike urself up like "yeah bish u got this shit fuck yeah tiddy juice time lfg max booba muthafuka c'mon ho u got dis shit" etc

why does your mom know about your friend with benefits?

just take the money and use it for whatever you want

can't recommend "hounds of love"
that was a mistake to watch
now I need to get some heavy hitter drugs
quicjly

just ram it in

ups sucks so bad

I'm not sure what you're talking about but I love you anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=Pz49hyOla6s

the driver will scan the package as delivered even though it wasn't. i have to check my mailbox and then go all the way to the leasing office to ask them about it looking like a retard in the process. this is the second time this has happened. last time they sent me a fake photo of a package in a mailbox. i have to spend 10 minutes dealing with some robot on the phone before i can reach a human being just for them to tell me it wasn't actually delivered. this time they told me the driver had a personal emergency.

and like idek where it is now because it just says "delivered"

She asked if I was seeing anyone. I told her sort of. She asked what that meant. I explained. Her response

So you're dating?

I like this one place in SLC that is high end Italian and has a dress code. It's extremely expensive but I haven't treated myself in a minute.

i havent been doing the airbubble behind the thing lol woops.
also im not doing a quick jab. i go p slow i think. like i feed that fucker in there.

im doesn't hurt at all if your needle is like 27g

i’ve been doing it for over a year now but i haven’t been the same since squirted blood

it's a very date-y kind of place sounds like

ah yeh got rattled. ikwym
once u have a good one again u will be back in the groove. honfidence boost n such.

there was once a time i thought ffs was possible

thats how i would do it too, so slow, until beads of sweat were falling from my forehead. i like the cough jab idea form the vid.

lol savor the flavor of pain.
yeah looks easy enough. the nurse who showed me said do it one steady movement, like specifically dont just punch it in there so thats how i been going at it

back in my tripping days i used to get so many (You)s.....

one for the road

pring mom is even more retarded then he is. honestly, that makes a ton of sense

she