/lesgen/ - Lesbian General

this cope is hilarious

Please use me as your personal BDD dumping ground

I love when rich surgery-maxxers tell me how hard life is

Passoid energy vampires who need constant validation make great company

Laf simps belong in the loony bin

she's not rich at all dude

ur not allowed to use that picture stop

Yeah. I'm sure the 150K in surgeries came from Burger King or something.

No, this is real talk though. .. simps act like we're the evil ones for telling Laf to do literally anything else but if anyone had a friend like this in real life that they needed to dump emotional labor into, they wouldn't be friends with said person.

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Is she banned? Big if true. Thank you, Jesus.
THANK YOU, JANITOR! MODS = GODS

They know this. They're just encouraging Laf because it makes people mad.

god i need op pic so bad

Is she banned?

Looks like it. All the Laf posts in the previous thread (still on page 4) just got wiped too. You love to see it.

what? don't you have 150k on your pocket rn? stop being poor sweaty

It doesn't work if they're cute. You're just showing us a cute girl we like cute girls

I work at the burger king wiping the seats down after fat retarded people sit on them and fart into them while eating chicken and burgers. I'm just glad to have been able to find a job to fund my ffs after "the incident". By my estimates I should have enough for bone crunchering surgery from "Da Champ" in about 60 years so just around the time I retire!! Buger King have it Your Way!!

yay my image i found on pinterest :D

Life is so unfair because I will never have a pussy.

yeah agreed

Life is so unfair because I will never get any pussy.

life is so unfair because i will never speak every language

wtf someone booted me out of the discord that's so mean
i didn't even do anything

It was Maddie (she's a dumb bitch)

i'm honestly so confused

she's racist against white people

same. actually makes me sad

I want an organically grown self-lubricating pussy so fucking bad. It hurts.

my favorite passtime used to be looking at pics of srsussy on one side and pictures of real vaginas on the other and crying

GIRL I have done that too... you hate to see it

Well my nose is running and this means I am getting sick. Thankfully I already have my FLU and COVID shot since October. Hope I will not get too sick. I hate being sick so much.

This is antivax bait.

sucks.... :'c

Not at all.

Fucking same. I hate SRS.

Because of covid I'm instantly annoyed when someone starts talking about getting sick and having the flu and the whole rewriting of history thing concerning how vaccines work (vaccines used to be for preventing diseases but now we're told they're for making you "less sick" which is insane now people just say that like that's how it always was fuck you fuck you fuck you)

You have no idea what you're talking about.

People with the polio vaccine still catch polio... it's just less bad; they usually don't even realize they had it. So, yes, vaccines do make you "less sick" from the same disease than a person who isn't vaccinated. Stop being retarded. Stop watching Joe Rogan.

Neither do you. Everyone lied to me so I can't trust anything anymore. For all I know the flu shot is saline. How do you know? You don't know shit you just inject and trust mysterious people above you. Fuck you

For all I know the flu shot is saline.

Truth Social is that way

BOTH VACCINES GIVE IMMUNITY TO POLIO

BOTH VACCINES GIVE IMMUNITY TO POLIO

VACCINE FOR POLIO

IMMUNE TO POLIO

VACCINE FOR POLIO

IMMUNE TO POLIO

Sorry folks. I didn't know posting this would cause the Joe Rogan fanbase to come out of the woodwork and throw a hissyfit because somebody mentioned vaccines. My bad.

I, too, am able to use Google.

Stop lying about how vaccines work you parroting puppet

YOU'RE LYING YOU'RE LYING YOU'RE LYING I CANNOT BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY ANYMORE AFTER COVID YOU CHANGED THE DEFINITIONS YOU LIED LYING LIAR I WILL NEVER BELIEVE YOU AGAIN

Lesbian identifying women, at what age did you decide to identify as such? When did you decide to make that public and what was the time gap between the two?

Stop parroting Joe Rogan
Tantrum

I never watch Joe Rogan I don't know why you keep saying that. I remember Fear Factor but I've never watched his podcast.

So you managed to get this stupid all by yourself? Impressive.

Let me get this straight I am stupid for not trusting people telling me to inject stuff in my body? So you basically think my body your choice?

MtF here. I identified as male, although I knew I was transgender, up until I was 18 years old. I engaged in comphet for a couple months of that before moving on to get with my first gf. Identified as lesbian ever since. Now I'm 21. I'm not openly lesbian per se, but it's not a secret and never has been either. I just don't talk about my romantic/sex lives with anybody.

Let me get this straight

You were WAY off the mark. Try again.

I'm never trusting a scientist or doctor again for the rest of my life. You goal post mover liar fraud bully parroting puppet demon everything you stand for I am opposed to forever.

*dies of preventable disease*

Imagine dying from the flu because you don't get your mystery juice injected in your most sacred of places every season (you are weak I drink raw milk and never get sick fuck you)

Tantrum

Well you're sick right now with the sniffles and I feel completely healthy so there

SHUT UUUUUUUUP

I got my shots 3+ weeks ago. Having the sniffles right now has nothing to do with my flu/covid shots. For all you know I would have more than just the sniffles right now if I didn't get vaccinated. Why does this piss you off so much? It's my life and my body. You can go drink raw milk and get intestinal worms if you wish. Doesn't bother me.

Touching my lady parts right now in a naughty fashion

You should take another vaccine and shut up maybe you'll be cured

Joe Rogan has destroyed a generation

Tantrum vaccine for whiney vaxxies who don't know their place as new world order cattle slaves. I'm a transgender lesbian btw.

I've gotten flu shot every year and I've never gotten the flu. I get covid booster every time it's avaliable as well. I am not smarter then the medical community, and I follow what they say is the best thing to do. It's that simple.

This is the reasonable thing to do.

Hi. Vaccines still exist for the purpose of preventing disease, however that has never been the exclusive goal. Scientists do not scrap every vaccine that doesn't create total immunity in all individuals (an impossible feat) until they get one that does. Rather, in pursuit of eradicating disease, vaccines are developed that imperfectly reduce disease severity and occurrence. The goals of eradicating disease and attenuating disease are not mutually exclusive goals as you suggest. This is how it's been understood in the medical field for literally two centuries. And before you cry revisionism, here's a paper that predates covid by over a decade saying exactly this: doi.org/10.1038/nbt1261
What changed wasn't science. What changed was the pop culture understanding of science. And even then I still know people who don't get the flu shot because "It doesn't work, I get sick anyways" and then end up being the only ones who have to call out of work.

YOU'RE LYING TO ME YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING I AIN'T BUYING YOU FAKER LIAR I'LL NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN

Joe Rogan has rotted your brain. There is probably a literal hole in your brain where the episodes of Joe Rogan got mentally processed.

Why respond to the obvious trolling? It's clearly Jordan saying something dumb that they think is funny.

It's clearly Jordan

You're right. I am going to stop replying now. Thanks for grounding me back in reality.

Are butt plugs the play?

You are unbanned acorn and your trusted role will be reinstated.

thank you for replying

But I actually never watch Joe Rogan and I don't know why I'm being associated with him over and over. I have nothing to do Joe Rogan I don't know anything about him or his comedy. I'm just suspicious of authority figures like cops and doctors and judges and scientists I'm surprised how trusting lesgen is, frankly.

The gig is up Jordan... sorry bubs.

It’s because some of us didn’t fail science in high school. :/

I failed science in high school and even I am smart enough to know vaccines work

it’s so sad how height difference is vastly underrated

if anybody doesn't believe acorn is a janitor this should tell you proof right here folks. look how she bent over backwards for her

i just want a big tiddy goth girl to smother me in booba

You hate to see it, but more than that, you love to see it.

how the fuck would that even make sense? you are so retarded

You are unbanned acorn and your trusted role will be reinstated.

its like when the rich kid cant fail out of class coz her dad donated a whole all library

whole ass library*

giwtwm

I think it's finally time to admit to myself that one of the reasons I want to learn an instrument is so I can have sex with 19 year olds

/clg/ posters will call moids disgusting and then ask how they can convince a 19 year old undergrad at St. Mary's to sit on her face and fart as hard as she possibly can.

KEK

erm yes class it's now time for a science lesson on how the covid vaccine will uniquely work in 10 years when covid happens (it alters your dna for some reason instead of how the oldspeak vaccines worked cuz idk fuck it you'll just take it you take everything whore)

heh looks like somebody didn't pay attention during mandatory jewish learning, checkmate!!

sometimes i think i want to troone out and then i remember the pooners i've seen irl and yeah i stop thining i want to do that

Fuck me. Can we talk about the snobbery in academia? I don't know how it is for heteros, but I imagine it's similar. Women who have achieved something in academia do not want to settle for anyone who has achieved less. I understand this instinct, but it is an instinct. It's a primal thing. To see learned people act in a way which makes them look primal is off-putting. The assumptions they'll make about you. I'm college educated as well. Please elucidate me on how a base level topic works. This would be foreplay if it weren't for the fact that you're only speaking out your ass to sniff your own farts. Fuck ooooooffff. Fragile egos.

tfw no highly learned gf

im so le sad

I'm blue collar

The only thing worse than a retard is an egotist

And Hitler

what about rapists? i think rapists are pretty bad imo

He's a special case because he's both

Rape is an act of egotism

youtube.com/watch?v=yDHu_rvPrSA
youtube.com/watch?v=yDHu_rvPrSA
youtube.com/watch?v=yDHu_rvPrSA

To add to this, I've never been into furry shit or puppy shit. I had a grad school physicist trying to get me into puppy play. She started with saying awkward things while I was eating her out, then she wanted to try "bondage" which ended up being a collar. I had no self respect at this point and was used to women pushing me into a pure dom role so I went with it. It was strange, humiliating, and eventually I realized she was just getting off on humiliating a big buff woman. I was depressed, alcoholic, and doing heavy labor every day. My brain didn't work so good. She would say the most demeaning shit about my intelligence and really got a kick out of my reaction. She should have been a lawyer.

yeah well I ate a dog treat because my love told me to

/clg/ posters will call moids disgusting and then ask how they can convince a 19 year old undergrad at St. Mary's to sit on her face and fart as hard as she possibly can.

Grim.

i should order semaglutide

Bio strate gix if you're not willing to get Chinese raws.

I should buy a boat.

It's time for my goon session. Please wish me luck.

Have fun. Pelvic floor workouts are great for you. It's the same motion used to squeeze the vagina. One of the fun side effects of growing my clit was learning that working out my vag gives me a boner. Life is fun if you make it so.

I have sleep issues and my head hurts. I'll go to work early but yeah, am a bit down due to my sleep troubles. My right eye is twitching.

I saw a bunny themed post which I wanted to share to you or bnuy, or any local bunny enjoyers:
youtube.com/shorts/8D7w55jh2q0?si=a4YQBa7Ulge_Fpci

I've been too slepy to goon for a while. Severe sleep issues

I know SRS is obviously not the same as a p*ssy or whatever, but for me cutting off penis helped GD a lot. Id recommend it for similar transgenders with GD.

Life is fun if you make it so.

Damn right, sister. Damn right.

hello laffers. back from your latest ban i see. you are evading these faster and faster. well done.

I support everything laffers does

Aw well ty

I've mostly been asleep in between . I have bad sleep issues. Really I just shudnt be here cause it's a time sink. But I guess I just wanted a community to talk to and ask Abt sexuality issue with maybe. Maybe I'll come back after hip surgery to ask them Abt what's the best course of action for a transexual. I prbbly wudnt date women due to "rapehon" or "cluster B" worries associated with that I dunno or stigma or rejection plus I'm asexualish or low sex drive anyhwo
But yeh I just wanted to chat. But I suppose chatting here is unproductive. What is most like is a medium speed happy nice server.

if you post in the lesbeans server about similar topics im sure people would be more active and interact wih you. it's not as popular as lagoserver but nobody is going to ban you for blogposting you are free to go off

She really does act predictably. Hey, you know how you've had the same people chastise you over and over? This is one of those moments of change. Where you recognize your impulse, the action you took, and how you shouldn't have done it because you want to change. This is that pivotal moment! Take it laffers! Grow as a person! Accept change! Self reflect and gain some self respect.

Leave her alone she's a unique person stop forcing her to conform to your standards. Maybe try being tolerant to those different from you.

i love laf so much
i'd wife her up in an instant if she'd let me

Maybe if it grows. Cud work but dunno. It's ok I am lucky since i have 2 close friends. I fell asleep with my hair up in bun and it caused a neck ache too owowow

Ah man maybe. Head hurts

Maybe if it grows.

Laf will only BDD post to large audiences. Fucking attention whore. Lmao.

I wonder if we're part of one of her tests.. she's so enigmatic!!

I shouldn't be spending time here myself. In the small amount of time I've been here she has made herself out to be a horribly sad person with massive delusions. She's sharing her neurosis constantly and talks about suicide, then says she's happy. She's that dramatic goth girl who is always falling apart in desperate need of help. It's a common experience but she's got some extra layers of neurosis separating herself from accepting her own actions and reality. I see why people called her an elaborate troll. She's made so many problems in her head and she spews them at us constantly. Like we can solve them. There is no end, since she's so wrapped up in bullshit she can't begin to focus on real problems.

she has to ban evade multiple times per day

justice 4 laf

I don't want to BDD post. I like to read what others say and I also don't like to be the only person talking I guess. It makes me uncomfortable to be center of attention like rn, I prefer to be one character out of a cast of many. I think it just helps to pass the time to see others talk

Aw well ty that's kind. How would u use up leftover white bread slices acorn?

How do you even manage to ban evade so often, anyway? Do you like call up your ISP and ask them to cycle your IP address? How is it even possible? I've never been able to evade a ban and I always have to wait them out. I had to wait 30 days once. It sucked.

My Dad works for Anon Babble so he lets me post whenever I want.

Head hurts. I got stressed opening the catalog. Worried I'll have to move suddenly to CA and be homeless due to trans bans

toast. i fucking love toast

My Dad works for Anon Babble so he lets me post whenever I want.

Aw, come on laf, why don't you just tell us? It obviously works, they can never successfully ban you, and even if you get banned for telling us you can just evade again, so you might as well tell us how you do it.

**[spoiler]I'm a lady[/spoiler]**
Test

Well done

why would spoilers be enabled on this board ask yourself why

I work as a government agent doing covert psyop work here, so when they ban me, I/my supervisor contacts the 4ch office and briefly explains and tells them to reinstate me. Like how undercover FBI don't go to jail for being a drug dealer or something.

But what kind? Hmm welp I can have some with my pasta on Tuesday I suppose but I'll still have some leftover. I can have with baked beans maybe

Ahh haha stop it you

Hey everyone. I finished my goon session. It was great.

hehe~

To hide the shenis

LMFAO laf i love you so fucking much it's unreal
please just marry me already

But what kind?

i literally just put it in the toaster and then spread butter on it afterwards. it's soooo good. a light golden brown, where it's crunchy on the outside, but still soft overall.... hnnnggggggg........ so tasty

I had a racist/mean thought due to your post. I shudnt say it but: this is like white people food stereotype. Maybe is ok for ginger people but I don't think is for me. I used to like toast with soft boiled eggs but I had a bad egg and it ruined it a while back

LMAO i'm so called out T_T

Yeah well I had a double yolk in an egg recently I said holy moly

laf would you get this ?
x.com/theecho13/status/1860504206161166696

Hey guys check out this thread, give me a (You) for review

wtf?

Don't feel bad. toast with butter and sugar and cinnamon or honey is very yum.

Wow!! What an amazing job!! I looked into a man in LA named karam who does similar but this is even better. Could you please share the surgeons name if u cud? Id 100% get that at age 30-35.

Why would you give up so much, including years worth of labor, your whole life, just to look like a doll. For whom? What the fuck??

omg I'll be sorry to see you like this I just don't know what to say

Forgot to put picture~

Of all the many, many reasons you can find to live, you've fallen down to food, responsibility, basic upkeep, and what? Making yourself into what? For what purpose? When will you be happy? What goal? Why is it always changing to some new little problem? What are you distracting yourself from? You bring your problems up all the time. I've been paying attention. What's up?

Everyone is different. I mean like, what exactly is the "purpose" of life? It's just to reproduce and survive. But generally every creature tries to do what makes them happy. To me and many others, the idea of looking like a doll makes them happy. For males they say it's perversion or agp to feel this way, but I don't agree with that I think that's superstitious Christian morality, and many women feel similarly. It's not wrong or right, just how some people feel.
Anyhow
Regarding my own anti aging im soon to be like 24ish to I have a while before I need a surgical facelift. Past surgeries also make it confusing.

laffers let's get married
how should i court you?

I've been paying attention.

I'm shock you have been sadly but honestly my whole life feels like an iceberg floating in the middle of sea just chilling

Who the fuck is that? The username sounds familiar but I don't know why

You on second life?

How true is this?

HOLY CRAP That's the mod on the Second Life subreddit. I actually hate that stupid bitch. She banned me from her subreddit before
I actually am Yeah

Omg its chaos over here! Wait... So do you post from /slg/ too?

I don't think wud be a good idea for many reasons but also I kinda touched upon it here briefly but I need to replace my hip surgery before considering even dating. But plus I'm a male and asexualish, and confused. And ur interested in women/impregnating etc at least according to memes lol. But yeh, that's Oki. I am slightly undecided since haven't fixed hip yet on the broader topic but most likely I'll remain single forever yeh

Laffers gets away with obvious ban evasion because acorn is a simp

Grim

Look, I'm not all up in the agp, man, Christian brain worms. I'm not up in that shit at all. I'm just recognizing you as a woman. A person. Look at what I wrote again knowing I'm not judging you on any of those aspects. Not thinking of that at all. These are your projections onto my words. These are your worries.

I have never heard of /slg/. Is that a thread on another board, for SL players? Where at? I would like to participate .

You can if you like

What board is it on? Sorry. I am confused. I was not expecting to see a screenshot from the SL subreddit on here, and I don't know what /slg/ is but I am assuming it stands for SL Gen and is on another board. Right? Also your post here goes nowhere. I am so confused lol

I understand. I didn't mean to accuse u of calling me agp at all. I was just talking more broadly. Anyhow am sad due to worries Abt life, election homelessnes paranoia, hip surgery replacement money.

You hate to see it

My bad I swear it use to work I'm not use to Anon Babble stuff honestly
boards.Anon Babble.org/vg/thread/503110121#top

it's okay laffers! i can just get a surrogate, and we can raise our kids together ^_^ it'd be so cute, and you could play with kittens together and help them with school and all of that stuff. you'd make the perfect domestic wife

This rocks Thank you for bringing this place to me attention

I know I need to move on from this woman but she keeps popping into my head in ways I don't expect or want. It's already over and it's only upsetting me. It's a problem with my brain and myself. Thinking on it only gives it power but fuck me if emotions aren't powerful. I'm weak. It's stupid. I need to get over it. But dammit. That weekend was so incredible. It was exactly what I wanted. To be told I'd only get it every month or so? No. That sucks. How could I accept that with any self respect? I'd just be dragging myself through the mud like I dragged my tongue through her shitty asshole.

I have a ton of opportunities on my hands. A lot of fun people. They don't get me immediately hungry like she did. Some I know are bad ideas and I shouldn't be flirting with nice kind shy women I have no intention of going further with. But at least they're cute, honest, and very nice. Predictable. Safe. I can just be as kind to them as I want to be. But they don't feel special. Shit man. I felt like I found a treasure and my brain did something stupid and over valued it. Why can't emotions just work on logic. :(

See, that is literally your thought spiral. Any good therapist would call it what it is. You have negative thought loops. There's ways to interrupt them. They don't need to rule you.

I don't think me dating people in general is a good idea, or at least I'm confused on the topic. That part of why I came here. I. Not sure if u recall. I said like, back when I used to have meta attraction, I worried that it would be dishonest to date a man and not be actually interested in him how normal people are? Kinda that similar concept. But yeh Im investigating it sorta atm. I most likely will stay single forever but regardless I won't tackle the topic til I fix my hip surg in like April

Wow. Can you make friends here and stuff? Cool

Wow. Can you make friends here and stuff? Cool

Yes. You should play second life, Laffers. I will invite you to my house if you want

it's okay laffers. i've known you for years and years at this point. i'm quite familiar with how your brain works, so you don't need to worry about that. i will start the wifing up process in april, then. good to know... be prepared!

Hmmm I shall add it to my list and think Abt it. Can you play it on a Mac? I used to play Roblox sometimes

Lol well IMHO u shud try to date a bio female/woman etx whom u r more interested in and who is a better fit etc etc. would u suggest toast with curry or baked beans and hot dogs?

You will never plap laffer's srsussy, acorn
give up lmao

Soooo.... you can see why people don't think you fit in the lesbian chat room when you're having your negative thought loops and compulsions? No one likes to see expressions of pain. You might not recognize it as such, but everyone else does. Because it is. Please look back into therapy. Do one of your "experiments" and put effort into researching how to be a good patient in therapy. Discuss these thoughts. You really need help. What you're doing on your own at 24 can be greatly, greatly sped up with good care.

Ah ok well I'll consider trying again. I've just tried a lot of therapy and it's never been useful. Also I'm paranoid if I go to one and say anything too truthful they'll punish me in the post 2024 election environment and threaten my hrt somehow?

Calm down alright I did it out bored-ness

unfortunately bio females/women etx are not interested in me ( ._.)
otherwise i would already have a gf
i think you are cuter than most of them anyway because of your brainworms and the fact that you use Anon Babble
i think you should have curry! it's very good
i don't need to plap her, and i wouldn't really have the desire to unless she was into it. i am okay with a (mostly) platonic life partner person with whom i can raise kids. provide she's as cute and adorable as our laffers, that is

I also need help but I post horny stories from my past as payment for my emotional bullshit. I hope someone gets something from them. I'm very nervous about finding a new job on top of trying to find connections on the apps. I'm feeling equally happy with myself and my achievements and horribly inadequate. No one likes an overly emotional person. So I try to get it out here. I get you.

Da daw whispaher

unfortunately bio females/women etx are not interested in me ( ._.)

Therin lies the rib for all T4T and is my fundamental issue with it. The trans partner is always the second choice, a bad consolation prize. I don't think that's a good thing for either party. Not that all trans x trans relationships r that way, some can be legit coincidence meeting/connection, but it's my general issue with the concept. But yeh I'm questioningish and investigating but IMHO u shud pursue what ur most interested in I suppose. Or be hermit like me
But I understand yes I feel women r most likely not interested in me too. But isn't a big deal since asexualish. It's a subject I'll investigate more on after hip I suppose.

Ah well ty for the support. I hope u can find a job. Is very tough and scary. Have u ever had emotional success on apps?

i am most interested in laffers ^_^ she's the cutest

Dang it Charlotte you were too good to be real. I'm going to pretend you didn't exist. You were a fantasy that is now enjoying her new job, exploring herself and her sexuality, being a gorgeous swamp witch. It was never real. A silly little story I made up in my head. A dream I'm going to forget. I don't know why I'm reacting like this. I've faced a ton of rejection and missed opportunities. Why am I caught up like this. What's going to break the spell.

acorn going after laffers should be considered pedophilia shes seeking a person with a personality of a 14yo and the brain capacity of an 11yo

Truth Nuke
I could never fuck Laffers. I get the vibes of a 12 year old from her.

I miss her. I’d forgive her easily. Everyone says she’s no good, but I can’t help loving her. My days are dull. No one is as witty as she is.

Is it true that acorn ruined this gen with her impregnation fetish and horny-posting about breeding cis women 24/7 like a lunatic?

Ah well I can't tell if I'm an idiot or not. I think ideally I'm not an idiot since I did ok in school. I've panicked Abt getting brain damage from surgeries but I took some tests for training program in late 2021 and did well so prbbly can't be that dumb. Since then I've only had like 2 surgeries.
I do feel incompetent like Jeb bush tho

clearly no

Can someone give me a fake internet hug? Thank you please

hug hug
pet pet
there, there. it'll be okay, anon

*Hug*!
There's a real Internet hug anon

Oh man ugh

Should I have baked beans and hot dogs or pasta on Tuesday? I'm having constant intrusive thoughts Abt the Linsey lohan plastic surgery thing. Thinking Abt making sure I go to the right dr when I'm older and money. I hope can afford to replace hip and be safe with election.

hmmm, pasta. that will be good, i think. i don't particularly like hot dogs, though. for whatever reason. not entirely sure why
you can come live under my bed laffers. i will keep you safe as my cute domestic wife. you can just turn your cute little brain off and stop thinking all of these complicated thoughts and focus on just being cute

Oh I just had a positive thought! If the technology is good right now then ideally it'll be even better in 7-10 yrs or so when I sign up for a facelift. I dunno how quickly it advances tho but the Levine guy is youngish