/mtfg/ male to qt female general

guys immhorny but im only a few months post op so i still cant cum what do

I sometimes imagine kat after she's done foaming at the mouth raging at lacoomer waddling to her toilet pulling out her dick and peeing in the toilet. Drops of pee just falling from her dick and she closes her eyes. Wow...

thanks anon

Looks yummy c:

youtu.be/EI_Fm41gmYw?si=s1S5M-7d2sdIticv

nice to know even the severely retarded can find love <3

Whatever happened to Irina Libby and that diaper girl?

any love would suffice rn even janny love.

libby lives off the grid deep in bear country.

i want a bunger. why aren’t bungers real?

body horror issues

hi anon, how are you?

bunger bunger bunger

FOR FUCKS SAKE SHEEN

did you ever hear berlusconi's bunga bunga joke?

no

i smell a stubby bottom chasey disobeying janny's orders

were you around when some inexplicable anon was talking about bugsnax everyday?
like before it even released i think

would you like to hear berlusconi's bunga bunga joke?

Irina

she was cool
we lost all the genuine schizophrenics i think
well i mean anon is probably schizophrenic

no

ok

mef how much do you weigh

sunday night doodles, dearest friends

kick rocks maiq

i don’t recall these events
okayy
is not me!!!! >:o

I'm okay. I'm slowly working my way out of a depression that started with a guy, however ashamed I am to admit it.

I'm trying to get back to where I was before someone suddenly ghosted me, but the tricky part is that what the ghosting really did was illuminate how sad my life is in pretty much every way, so it's hard to go back into the cave, to borrow from Plato.

How are you?

u cud write cursive p gud.
the gun came out alright too.

two friends are captured by an african tribe

the tribe offers them the choice of death, or bunga bunga

the first friend opts for bunga bunga, and is brutally raped to death

the second friend, seeing this, opts simply for death

the tribe chief pronounces that so it shall be: death, by bunga bunga

it's not very funny I have a better one if you wanna hear it

i'd guess she's 150-170 somewhere around there

like 140lbs
i’ll hear the other one

ah i overshot it. not too far off tho

thanks yeh
i normally write cursive, i can even make it look nice if i try but normally it’s sloppy like that bc im just writing

gun

i was surprised desu, that and the dancing penis thing turned out decent given how much i struggle with perspective
maybe some things are slowly getting through my thick fucking retard skull
ugh idk which is thicker, my skull or my dad’s
ego

idk tho i haven’t weighed myself in years

do you skip meals?
thats way off. do better.

encarnación fernández puga getting gang raped by African refugees while her fat smelly midget husband faps in a corner
I bet she's one really ugly fucking pig of a woman considering how her son looks, probably just as fat and greasy too
I bet she grunts like a pig while getting railed in her Favela
in the background the sonic OST comes from her son's bedroom as he rages online with no friends to hold onto or support him

bathed in sweat, his father enters the room, naked and about to climax while the mother pig grunts in the background

he finds his son on his bed, furiously grinding on her stained and sticky blahajs, and unloads his crusty yellow globs of cum on his sons face

bro it's not that serious rlly

no

bout to go jerk off my girl penis

the dancing penis face reminds me of the paranoia agent pink dog thing's face a lil bit lol
well if she's like 6'2 thats not a bad guess given her build, but her muscle density must be like nothing if she's rly that low, but if she also hasent weighed herself in a while maybe its closer to the 150 range

trans youth of yester-years

three friends, rob, thomas, and edward are on holiday in south america and decide to trek into the jungle to see what they can see

suddenly they're surrounded by a local tribe

a tribesman comes forward to tell them they have trespassed on a sacred spot, and must undergo a ritual to be forgiven, or else must be put to death

the friend are sent out in three separate directions and must bring back three fruit

rob comes back first with three apple like fruits

the chieftain commands that to be forgiven he must put them all up his ass and make no noise

after a heroic attempt rob fails to get the second apple up himself and cries out

tribesmen take him to the place of execution

thomas comes back with three berries, worrying they will not be good enough for the chief, such as small offering

the chieftain commands him to put them up his ass

how lucky!

right as thomas is about to get the third berry up there he makes a noise and the tribesmen take him to the place of execution

kneeling on the ground, thomas commiserates with rob, facing up to their imminent demise

"what fruit did you pick" says rob

thomas says "three berries"

rob looks confused

"but" thomas continues "on the third berry I saw edward coming back with three pineapples"

god i always wanted to be the cool interesting girl in a male dominated cultural niche
real girls are special, trans girls are not
6’1 ACTUALLY
and no i’m actually much stronger than a real woman

not putting all three berries in at once

beginner mistake

no diggity

6’1

i wonder if im taller than u
like closer to 6'2 to than not but not quite there

twinkhon on twitter is criticizing me because of my age gap preference

what u mean?

cringe
dating men decades older than you is hot and based

sounds like paedophilia

it's the other way around
i don't go out with underage guys lmao

you posted an image of a woman and a boy anon

a gay boy at that

thats how ali g says no doubt

thats surprising. didnt you say you eat a lot of candy?
mef has very low body fat and doesnt lift so 140 sounds believable.

jea i belieb it

We're in the pipe, five by five

i used to, but now i eat a lot of ice cream

three pineapples
he would have to stick three pineapples up his ass

roger

holy shit why does this thread suck so fucking bad

pineapples

Where'd pringe go?

dysfunctional people

behold, the person who ruined this general