/gaygen/

Yes! I have a sweater someone gave to me as a present. It's comfy and keeps me warm. ^-^
What about you, Anon?

i have a cool jacket, but im fat so i am ugly in any outfit

he looks 100x more better than your miserable autistic ginger blob ass and isn’t afraid of stepping outside unlike you. keep crying about not having a boyfriend like the lonely bitter faggot that you are.

why r u so bitter? is it because you perhaps need to get the cranky bitch fucked out of you by a real man? maybe a real, ginger man

your sense of humour sure upped and left

My wig was teleported to a dimension where wigs are shot on sight

are u black

My wig fossilized and got set on display in the Smithsonian museum

*smacks lips*

But I recently took a shower and smell clean. :s

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Anon! You are still beautiful to me!

Hello

Henlo, how are you doing?

bit rude innit

Jealous bitch, jokes on you, Delta/#1HungRapeDom is the most sought after man in Lancashire

I will now review the thread and render judgment.

I'm mostly good. I got 2 new workout machines but have worries about others things. You?

my wig was sucked into a wormhole and reached the multiverse of wigs

is timur masc

Лapиcca Лимa

Caфapee Лee Caмюэлc

yes and she has a small penis too despite her slavic heritage!

Tepeзa Джyдиc

fucking old cunt

despite

lol

Aзилия Бэнкc

I want to rape him

my suspiciously cheap vapes should arrive later today
i hope they don t send me an empty box since i got already scammed with the minoxidil and i could vape a vape or whatever the cool kids do

Tиффaни HBIC Пoллapд

Уэc Бepгмaнн

who are these people?

Джeccи Гoддepз

it is just dimitri being drunk
excuse him

wish i looked like him

i assume russian celebrities, but whatever the case its spam

Кэнди Mьюз

If Delta ever gets a boyfriend the first thing he would do is rape him due to being single and autistic for all those years.

Bиктopия Лapcoн

I'm glad you're feeling mostly good, and congrats on your new workout machines! Would you like to tell me what's worrying you?
But I'm okay! I did some exercises and stretches and took a nap. And now I'm going to help my mom get some things at a store soon.

my knee hurts

I give up I'm perma 280 plus pounds for the rest of my life

Thoughts on ear piercings?

is 6inch enough to top

Кaмиллa Пoйндeкcтep

yeah.

I can picture Texanon hiding under the sink in a bathroom while masc men take stinky doodoos and he breathes in really deep and accidentally reveals himself.

Posting hot muscular men in a gay only thread is spam to you? Can someone run you over with a car please?

no anon
I'd be repeatedly pinching myself to make sure it was real

when i think of hot muscular men, the first person that comes to mind is Кaмиллa Пoйндeкcтep

нигepинo

lmaooooioooik

delta confirmed cbt enthusiast

youtube.com/watch?v=1lwcnuqpK9k

I miss Cersei, this is how Cersei posted. To me.

i think you would repeatedly rape him :3

I believe you can lose weight if you want to! You have my support!

always about sex with you lot

that's really sweet delta

Imagine Delta, Debaser, and Piggy in a room with a single dose of Ozempic.

Jacket weather.

I think they are cool. :)

don't put me on par with those behemoths

hm hm hm

they’d be passing away from a heart attack since their fat bodies would use up all the oxygen in the room and delta would hyperventilate due to his unsheathing autism.

What would you say or do if a shy straight guy offered to cuddle to keep you warm?

hyperrapetilate

Do you know why? Would some lanocaine or camphor menthol cream help?

I am regular guy. Not fem or masc.
There are some personal things but thank you for offering to listen. Be safe.
What is the struggle?

If he is attractive and not weird then I would accept. But he must accept my balaclava never leaves my face.

Are you back to your pre-pooner roots?

Mister Barbie.

What this means?

So I am listening to Musk maunder on about "why" we should go to Mars and its all clap trap about making a back-up for human civilization, as if. It really offers nothing but being a rock to build pointless shit on. Its not even useful as a way station to nowhere. Pressed on the futility of terraforming, he ends up babbling about fake nuclear suns. Theres just no pragmatism to it.

I think what he has actually privatized is the same scam NASA was running for decades, getting the public all giddy with absurd unrealistic dreams of star travel and meeting friendly aliens when in fact all they were doing was acting as a public relations front to foment military applications for fun things like intercontinental missiles and satellite surveillance. Except for him, its a commercial venture to take on telecoms.

Its just disappointing that we have people who fall for this tripe. He might build a tourist trap there for nerds but that will be about it.

I'm just going to lift heavy again
And try to gain mass
I just wanted abs

I think he's actually addicted to ketamine and it's rotting his brain. He was never smart, but he's gotten so much stupider since dating Grimes.

You're welcome <3
And thank you, you too!

That seems reasonable :)

Do you have his name

Idk. I just wish he was more pragmatic. His plans are absurd. One expects more from someone professing to be interested in science.

He has very little grasp of the difference between science and science fiction.

I anon, am wiser and more scientifically pragmatic than $400,000,000,000 space man.

many such

ok u convinced me have fun on mars

YUNG
HUNG
CHUM

It sure seems that way. I get that he is romantically fixated on the idea of colonizing a different planet. But it just doesnt realistically exist. It would effectively be a prison. The "why" should be self evident. But instead he goes into all these philosophical takes.

There could be value in building some sort of station on the moon or perhaps even manufacturing there for cheap easy maintenance of satellites or strategic purposes. Thats at least arguable.

But Mars offers nothing but pictures. The gravity is just high enough to be an expensive pain in the ass, and what little air or potential to create it there is is worthless. Then you go to all that trouble for the eons it would take and it cant even hold on to it once you make it. And unfortunately, there arent any moons worth building on except Titan, and thats its own bag of unresolvable problems.

Its like Antarctica. There you have breathable air at least. But it doesnt really offer anything so no one is racing to develop it either. It just makes no sense to spend so much start-up technology on creating a space that returns nothing but endless maintenance costs.

I am sure they can and will build some sort of research lab for nothing on Mars but its just useless in all other ways. The dream of terraforming is essentially dead, and no one wants to live in a damn bubble no matter how big it is unless theres a reason. And someone has to pay to sustain all that crap.

It reminds of that crazy book I read eons ago called "Mall World" about a bunch of people trying to live in a interstellar mall. A strange but enjoyable read.

Unfortunately no.

i would kiss every inch of him

Really wish my dad did not cut off my back long hair when I was a baby
Now I will never look like Andrew wk

Why'd it get so quiet lol

What if the bottom doesn't want to French kiss?

Then he's getting the stern spank and not the soft spank until his attitude changes.

well
niggers are black

who wanna date a guy stuck in 2009, doesn't know anything current, doesn't want to know anything current, just listens to butt rock and yacht rock and looks like your dad??

youtu.be/rhzmNRtIp8k?si=kH3eU73YVmwMSvKe

then he gets a backhand

i like how available pets are now in maplestory

tfw my bottom's like this
he's also super sensitive to smells so gets grossed out when I see him after exercising and has a very low libido

was i hallucinating or was there a wow anime coming out?

i hope you were hallucinating most probably about a sandwich

You going to stay with him?
If you give him bloody nose, or busted lip, will you still want him to French kiss you?

Hey fellow anons, I gotta share something that’s been weighing on my mind. So picture this: I’m chilling in my room, scrolling through some Planet of the Apes clips, and I can’t help but notice just how jaw-droppingly attractive Caesar and Noa are. Like seriously, their strength, intelligence, and those soulful eyes? It’s like they were designed to steal my heart!

Every time I see Caesar leading his tribe, I just think about how passionate and fierce he is, and let me tell you, I have some feelings, okay! I mean, who wouldn’t want a partner who could literally lift you up with one hand while discussing the philosophical implications of human evolution?! And then there's Noa—that perfect blend of wisdom and ruggedness. If I could just take a trip to their world, I'd have my own "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" moment.

I envision us swinging through the trees, hearts racing, sharing tender moments while the world melts away. Forget conventional dating; imagine cozying up with a chimpanzee who's not just intelligent but has the physique of a Greek god. I’d take my chances with big, furry arms wrapped around me while we plot our uprising against societal norms.

But hey, I know what you’re thinking, “What about the boundaries of interspecies romance?” To that, I say love knows no bounds, especially when it comes to the irresistible charm of apes like Caesar and Noa! Their charisma is off the charts, and honestly, I’d trade a hundred human dates just for one evening with them in their jungle palace.

So here I am, a hopeless romantic totally captivated by the allure of chimpanzees, dreaming of a world where I can be with my furry loves. Who’s with me? Let’s embrace our passion for these majestic creatures and celebrate the unbreakable bond between man and ape!

You're a furry!
Could be worse though, at least it's our closest relatives.

Not reading all that.

derivative

I want him if you know what I mean

Wanting a fictional cartoon character isn't healthy

My ‘signature’ steak recipe was a hit with my farmer friends!

Do gay guys really care about dick size that much. I saw this dude I knew from middle school on grindr (hes 20 now retards) and he said "size matters" In his bio. mines like a good 6in, I feel like thats fine I don't think i'd feel like I need any more then that. Do people really give a shit lol, I feel like if ur a bottom it'd be better if it was like average so it dosent hurt

Awesome, share the details of the recipe if you don't mind.

Bottoms definitely go around acting like it's very important to them. Mines average size but wouldn't win any beauty awards. I think the size and appearance of dick matters much more to gays than to cis women.

Sure, but it’s inexact and I’m also going to see if they’re willing to just text me a picture of it. I wrote it down for them today.

there ain't really anything that you can do for the mentally ill. i simply ignore it

You going to stay with him?

We've been together in some form for 5 years, we love each other and are very emotionally supportive, there's lots of cuddling and affection but it's rarely sexual. It's an ongoing issue which does nag at me. I've told him before that going weeks without sexual contact impacts my confidence, it makes me feel sexually undesirable and feel like shit, but it's like we're at a stalemate because he can't change when he simply doesn't feel like it. He also rarely bottoms because preparing is too much effort, I can't host and he has a tiny bathroom which doesn't give him much space.

I don't think there's such thing as a perfect partner, I'm scared I'll never find anyone who meets more criteria than he does. So it's like I've chosen the emotional relationship at expense of not getting to experience a strong physical relationship.
We have an open relationship but I rarely see anyone else because I work full time and I find the logistics of messaging people at a time close to when I'd be able to see them overwhelming

6in should be respectable if they're not a size queen, it's already slightly above average. Not breaking any records but still dignified

ain't nothing to it but to do it

I can't host and he has a tiny bathroom which doesn't give him much space.

That's the problem you got to fix to improve your relationship anon.

There we go, I wrote it down today.

You should do so with measurements and times and stuff while actually conducting the cooking.

but that is not a cartoon is a real life chimp

WHAT THE FUCK the british bi guy from tiktok went private again >:(

i miss Gd. Rip god's gayest angel

Are furry visual novels doomed?

The cashier at home goods was handsome and I got nervous and awkward and weird. >.<

YOU GUYS ARE BOOOOOORINNNNNGGGG!!!

Why would they be?

oooooo I think I remember you sharing part of this with me once, the oyster and soi sauce part. I havent tried it yet, but Id like to
<3

dementia? I've got de men, sha

biophiles must die

how do you cope with gay/twink death?

>tfw you're practicing spanish cause the asian guy you like thinks the boriqua accent is hot

erm

latino gays always win :/

how embarrassing, my fly was undone oh drats

travel with bf to go see his team

he bought tickets like 3 weeks ago

never asked if i wanted to go

plus don't like his team to begin with

the game, home game, is like 150+ miles away one way

acted like a fucking CUNT to him this whole weekend

been a really quite sunday (thank god)

fucking faggot. maybe if you showed some interest in doing things *I* want to do id be more receptive but you dont so fuck you.

hope i soured your weekend :)

oh i forgot to add that i was cheering on the away team. watching his team get btfo'd was absolutely bussin ong fr fr no cap lmao

it's a problem for bottoms to deal with.

And that's how HIV jumped to humans!

Why are bottoms like this?

What kind of events do you like?

fine I'll post another one

you mean why was i pissed at getting steamrolled yet once again? you must be genuinely retarded irl lol

not picky because unlike most homos, i actually like to go out. im game for a lot of things, my bf isnt which is the real problem

I'M SORRY

I'll go anywhere I'm not fussy I'm a real homo supreme

but not the sports game!

sounds like you're a fussy hussy after all

esl

many such cases. literally added afterwards i had a fun time there, retardo lmao

I'm American and you're a bratty bottom too dumb to even know which sport you watched LOL

get btfo'd

retard doubles down on being retarded

lmfao. what are you gonna project next

Which sport was it u spoiled child?

how to find an obedient submissive loyal virgin bottom boife?

i'm not virg

it was a hockey game and a commemorative night as well so watching them lose was kino

are you the bottom or are y'all vers?

make me feel as much pain as possible

Bend over babe

fuck idk. cant even remember the last time we had anal

so side then. ok. i was just milking u for (you)s idrc about the game story

omfg man, why did you have to do this, you scared and disgusted me

Hi

a side? are you that much of a whore thats the first thing you came up with loool

lol that's why i did it. you wanted pain u lil painslut and that's what your gonna get tonight

A side is a fag who likes bj and doesn't do anal. Which hockey team was it you utter retard?

lose weight fatty, you looked like you had a double chin

fuckin bitch look at my nuts LOOK AT THEM LARRY THAT'S YOUR FUTURE YOUR FACE AS WRINKLED AND HAIRY AS MY SCROTR

never heard of a side

forced look up a side

Tf is this gay zoomzoom term? When did this come about?

a side of log off for you, eh hockey gay

chill out girl
just troon out already

How are you?

I'm gay. I've been gay since i was a little kid

Hi straight boy. Can you post me a voxa please? Your voice cheers me up

Why are you uppercase schizo posting now lowercase schizo?

weren t you bi

Idk it's confusing. I've had crushes on girls and dated girls but I always felt more comfortable with a guy. I love the way guys smell, their voices, and the dynamic of topping them

tf are you even topping them with

Aren't you basically a troon larry?

it depends on how many emotions/dysphoria i feel

Whoops I killed chat lol.

my cawk, usually one and done but I'd like a bf

Be 10/10 Rich, hung, muscular, tall, hairy, masculine, not an old fart

you should go and get mental help first, you are very mentally ill

how so?

god, you are a fucking retard

will i find a bf working in healthcare?

will anon ever find the post where i asked?

mental healthcare? yes, me. a nurse bfgf would be so the vibe

Work? I piss 10 times a day, and you think I have time for WORK???

my straight guy friend told me he's spent over $1000 on ubers alone over the past couple months, for the girl he's been seeing. do straights really? she never picks up the bill either like wtf is up with women

lol retard. youre ugly if you cant get a guy to pay shit for you. jealousy is an ugly trait

incel experiences pussy- it's over
he'll go broke for it, doesn't matter.

i dont make the guy pay for me because im not a gold digging hoe. it's tacky and uncouth
he's not an incel tho, which makes it more interesting. maybe it's just irresponsible spending habits

most men have to simp and pay for shit and get gifts for women, this is the reality, meanwhile my chad friend in hs used to have girls buy stuff for him out of their own money just so he stays lol
chads live life very differently than the vast majority of men

Maybe he's rich and a g isn't anything to him. Are you the healthcare anon? What position do you want to go for in healthcare?

Is kissing male family members gay?

i dont make the guy pay for me because im not a gold digging hoe. it's tacky and uncouth

translation: copium for "im an ugly hoe jealous about not having a setup like that"

you dont fool me dumb bottom

you would kill yourself if you knew how good women really have it

What position do you want to go for in healthcare?

i was gonna spend some time as a CNA/HSA and get a diploma of nursing to work as an EN. you're a nurse in a psychiatric ward? i think when i do end up specialising, i would be interested in working with disabled ppl. but i cant tell, just yet

*yawns*

why do only nelfs know how to train people to shoot a bow

No I'm not a nurse, I was saying that dating a nurse would be a nice situation. Does en stand for emergency nurse?

talking with friend

suddenly goes silent

send pic of being at [the thing]

whole ass day later

OMG YOU WERE THERE WTF WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING

Ummm but i did???? Dumbass roflmao. Maybe dont go silent if it mattered to you that much

an EN is an enrolled nurse, so just one step below a registered nurse in certification. a registered nurse is qualified via a bachelor's, while im only starting with a diploma.

I was saying that dating a nurse would be a nice situation.

it does involve a lot of patience and resilience, so i guess it would eliminate some traits in a partner. but yeah, i love men in healthcare

i feel so bad abt throwing this but i don t use it
the quality is decent

you should do some push ups and planks

some recommend a me a DEEP conspiracy video. i mean like "uploader has 100+ subscribers and is likely an unhinged schizo off his meds" type ish not some gay shit like watchmojo or infographics show

I'm disabled and retarded, please nurse me

some fork downs too haha

not that deep and not really a conspiracy but have you heard about the pitbull lobby?

yeah some people are just built like that

no, explain

Fauci created the aids pandemic. I kind of believe that one myself.

well there has been a concerted and moneyed effort to push pitbulls as harmless misunderstood pibbles in 'research', the press, NGOs, and animal shelters. now they have infected every single animal shelter in america and people keep backyard breeding them because they think the pitbull can be a source of revenue
youtube.com/watch?v=1xXVdZUgusc&t=205s

oh and mexican cartels are involved in this

it is so hard to do anything when you always feel like shit

i can nurse your cock. and feed you. but what else would you want?

Xanthippe looks good here

Yes

give me free ozempic

To hold someone and feel love. I think a nurse would be uniquely good at that since you're very sympathetic people to work that job. The first part sounds nice too :)

that would be a given, dear. im a big cuddlebug

open this

read the comments

"ackshually dogs le bad worse than ppl"

lmfao no

gay
yikes
cringe

:) i didn't think you'd say yes lol.

recommend a me a conspiracy video

youtu.be/-f3_odnbDig?si=bvHqiSOdY0v5K20m

think im gonna beat my meat instead

me too. I'll think of you while I do anon. we were almost a thing

you should play this game
i am not gay enough so i will close it now but gl

lol

gay furry hentai games were not enough they said
no problem sir, we have obese gay furry hentai games

why are there so many gay furry hentai games
there are some straight ones too but most are gay

where did you find that? I'm so vanilla I'd never stumble across anything like that
Nothing about furries appeals to me or hentai. I need real skin on skin to get turned on

youtube.com/watch?v=7Db_deZ7C0I

pussy in my ass

youtu.be/HUFHgKereb0?si=oKf_pPBiu_mRY0xq

just write 'download hentai games' lol
most are japanese, and that game is pretty vanilla actually, the obese stuff is not that wow, you can find way way more fucked up shit but they are made for straights, not many gay games and most are either furry games or they just suck, if you want fucked up just look for guro, the most fucked up games i played both visually/plot were all guro gore

Thanks I'll look into guro games out of boredom, I can't see myself getting into this just need a laugh rn. Peace out larry

gl but the guro games are the gore decapitation ones and blood and guts and rape so idk if you will laugh

it’s an awful feeling like a rot the way it just twists and turns at the insides.

Thoughts on tall twinks?

you deserve your mental illness, that's punishment for crimes in past lives

youtube.com/watch?v=Ycury4S4i00
how would you gays handle this? i would start crying

you will never be funny

Are you asian? I'll protect you from the crazy boomer ranter asia boi

no. would you protect me if i were harassed for being a gay jew?

yes. i wouldn't let my bf or friends be harassed, I'm good at handling confrontation

N word

Would you let your bf fuck your undouched ass in the shower in the morning?

me after i marry tex's mom, and become his step dad