/ftmg/

Fight edition

QOTT

Can you take on the heavy weight sumo champion Gloves in a 1v1?

QOTT2

If you were in a fighting game, what would your gimmick be? Would you have a signature weapon?

-anti chaser seal-

Why do pooners have such fat asses?

how do i become a ftfemboy im sick of being an incel

QOTT

he could devour me without chewing

QOTT2

id like to be a really annoying character to play against, like one with easily spammable stuns. i also want a cliche scythe

ABA

Didn't even pick the best spook. NGMI

i wish i was that key so bad bro

Which ones
The guy who posted ass here was flat

ftfemboy

Makeup, skin care, girl clothes (that look good)

i also want a cliche scythe

I feel like this choice says a lot about someone

Just in general the pooners I see have fat asses, even fatter than cis women's usually.

qott1

no comment

qott2

i'd most likely be either vampire or magic themed, probably both. likely i'd have some scratch/bite/punch OR swordfighter melee, while the magic would probably be either 3edgy5me or lightning based
although you're not the first person to imagine me as a sumo, makes me laugh every time
my main in smash has been marth for years (although i was also really good at lucina, my jr high graduation in 2017 had a smash party and i won multiple times, people were impressed lol. i probably SUCK now)

girls clothes (that look good)

that's the issue, all of them look weird on my body

this choice says a lot about someone

what does it say?

Lost weight

There should be ftmg GG sessions or something. NOT Strive though. That would be fun.

i am back after not lurking for months. why do i still feel horrible?

you need dick

no thank you

i'm nearly underweight i just have a manly skeleton

someone i know was groomed by someone who's massive in the community so i unfortunately have very bad blood with it

qott1

i would throw gloves so hard he'd turn into a sparkle in the sky.

qott2

i'd fight via sentinent computer wires and my gimmick would be androgyny.

Bullshit, post it

QOTT

i think so yeah

QOTT2

i would have an annoying to spam move that would later get my character banned from competitive play

Any other game. GG sucks

how do i become a ftfemboy im sick of being an incel

dont do it unless you want semen in your poon

QOTT2

As a kid when I had to rake the leaves I would pretend it was a heavy weapon I had to drag behind me so probably a rake.

scythe users

you made me sound kinda hot. thanks

i don't have the courage to be a seahorse dad in my rural area, sorry th

How about you become a human mom?

i'd have to look/act/sound like a woman to be a mom

no. this wasn't in men's clothes though because i was reppermaxxing. the shirt is the same size i wear now, maybe a bit smaller

Hello fags

Just be yourself, it's okay to be a tomboy

I was never a tomboy and never want to be a tomboy.

Just be a slightly masculine mom then

I have a beard and male voice.

Do you want to be an ftfemboy or not? Shave the beard retard

this is true. my mother was a repper and cured it by giving birth to me. she says that she could have been more conpletely cured if she had had more children, but the government hates white babies and tried to sterilize her. she's been trying to get me knocked up since i was 14 so I could avoid years of suffering. I regret not taking her advice

government hates white babies

Kek'd

Which trips would be the funniest, best, and worst to get pregnant

i have a deep voice that no one would confuse for female.
this anon isn't me i don't know why they hijacked our convo. i'm shaved

This thread is triggering my baby fever q_q

LITTLE GLOVES?!?!?!

are you a mutilated afab?

you could have been normal if only you were impregnated early. sad to see such a beautiful futurw wife and mother (what you were born to be) destroy herself.

yeah, i keep saying me being fat only really started at 15, and i didn't get to 200+ until i was 18. now in my 20s im even heavier
i was put on estrogen birth control at 16 instead of testosterone and proceeded to chase my dad with a knife and have other homicidal ideation, obviously i dumped it. i can guarantee i'd have postpartum too if i didn't rip it out of my body, and postpartum isn't normal depression, it's closer to psychosis.

tranny hater likes me but he has very low standards. i don't think any real. and decent straight men would find me attractive

Are you sure? I'd imagine that you had that response to birth control because your body was freaking out at the thought of becoming infertile. Normal 16 year old girls 200 years ago were getting knocked up left and right, hell, even 50 years ago. Your biology yearns for something greater. You've learned the wrong lessons.

get better bait

I was always surprised people got pregnant so young. I recently started helping my cat take care of her kittens and it's been keeping me very busy. I can't imagine how exhausting a human kid would be.... Especially for someone under twenty.
No problem brother
Resident rakist

Just find a masculine Trad bf to turn you back into a girl. You're thinking too much.

i mean obviously it's trolling and it was funny to give one response. while it's disgusting and that really happened, it was never consensual, and a lot of deaths occurred from it

The comments about knocking up FtMs would be more fun if you weren't borderline pedophilic about it

Back then people would get much more help from their parents and extended family. People didn't move out as soon as they turned 18.

People don't move out until they're 30 now.

People were planning on moving out?

The TH impersonator clearly isn't

breakthrough bleeding for the first time almost 7 years on T

already been dealing with shitloads of discharge

supposed to go out to dinner and get freaked the fuck out after in 3 hours

I HATE HAVING A VAGINA I HATE HAVING A VAGINA I HATE HAVING A VAGINA I HATE HAVING A VAGINA I HATE HAVING A VAGINA I HATE HAVING A VAGINA

You're probably aromatizing if you're consistent with injections

so basically its over

Sure if you’re a broke, retarded loser.

shitloads of discharge

I don't miss this. It would be the #1 thing I would hate to have come back. Good luck brother.

t. underage

You need a big strong man to hold you and tell you everythings going to be alright

Are you crazy frog

i don't get it
also why does the frog have a knob

Get your estrogen levels checked. If they're high, get an ultrasound.
The ultrasound is to check for endometriosis or a tumor, both of which can cause sudden bleeding and high estrogen.
If there's nothing wrong with your uterus, lower your dose slightly. If there's something wrong, you almost always can get a hysterectomy.
If your estrogen is low, you're probably having a problem outside of hormones/reproductive tract.
Poverty is a serious problem in most civilized countries. The US and UK are big examples, and once you're poor, outside of luck you will never stop being poor, because you cannot afford to get a degree or good job.

Why we're so many pooners lesbian before they started test but once they start test they become gay?

Plenty of poor people move out. I make like 45k a year and live in my own apartment in a city and take night classes. 11% of Americans and 15% people in the UK live in poverty. It’s not a “huge issue”. There’s a bunch of programs in the US that help younger people get job training for decent jobs. Like the job corps and apprenticeships for trade jobs. This is delusional and lazy. I can tell you just complain without ever doing anything to better yourself.

I did this for maybe 5 months in middle school. They didn't put trans men on the TV and we never learned about them in school. Even if you were exhibiting obvious tranny behaviors, you calling yourself one would have been due to outside factors (knowing one irl or internet). Even if you identified as FtM most people would just straight up call you mentally ill. Especially if you were under 14.
Pipe down, brokie. 45k a year? Shameful.

What about schizophrenics or particularly disabled autists? I'm not speaking about myself, here, just what I've noticed
And 45k is unliveable if you live in a blue state, unless you're in a hood.

All poonies 5'3 and under deserved to be raped violently

i'd imagine a lot of gaydens started as lesbians either because they're t4t only or because they were coping about not being into women and wanted to seem more "legitimate." or their genital dysphoria was too severe pre-t for them to see they didn't swing that way.

That’s why I’m taking night classes dummy.
Depends on your other expenses and your credit, but it’s doable.

Also there are probably programs for disabled people to get cheaper housing.

night classes

45k a year

Also there are probably programs for disabled people to get cheaper housing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
there's section 8, but most disabled people won't qualify and it's a glorified homeless shelter with insane rules.

would you drink this, /ftmg/?

Calories 2600

"I can't gain weight" anons please step to the front

oh god no. i hate chocolate ice cream, chocolate milk, etc etc. it's disgusting, i don't know how anyone likes it
i like cookies and cream as well as mint chocolate, though. mint ice cream is the absolute best that you can find normally. cotton candy is my all time favorite, though.

Just follow the rules? What’s the problem?

why does it have crustaceans
I'm concerned

granted i've never looked into it, but i've heard horror stories
you can't drink. you can't leave or be loud after a certain time. you can't have pets. because they're crack shacks in shitty neighborhoods, your shit gets stolen.

Be honest, a big strong man would make all of your "gender dysphoria" go away

I'm not attracted to cismoids or dick sorry.

It turned me into a yaoi boy

Yes, learning a trade while you’re poor is a great idea and more of my fellow poors should do this.

qott

maybe idk im pretty heavyset myself

qott2

i mean i think it would be cool if i was either an autistic mechanic with a lot of machines to grab or angel with big sword
gain weight and let it go to ur ass
CULTURED
this is true! it happened to me!

Someone offers to be fwb with me and I immediately get insane anxiety about it, its so over for me

This is because you're hardwired to be a stay at home wife and being a FWB breaks your programming

last time i tried a fwb set up w someone we ended up catching feelins, bottom line fwb is overrated anyways

What's making you so anxious? It took me a while to figure out I didn't like hookups. I'd rather have a partner.

autistic mechanic with a lot of machines to grab or angel with big sword

Boss level

Woman moment

khhv with low self esteem.

Where the hell are we all getting low self esteem from

born to be a boss in a video game forced to be a productive member of society
also idk i jus know that i kicked it after i moved out of my mom's place

You're women, women have low self esteem unless they have a male partner constantly complementing them and telling them they're pretty.

we

skill issue, i've never had this much confidence before.

Weren't wombyn supposed to have automatic value? Why would they have low self esteem?
Spare confidence, sir? You look like you have a lot on you.

Being called ugly and treated as such all of my life. I think I’m handsome but I know no one agrees.

Kek

Maybe you have the wrong audience. People used to call me ugly until I moved.

being a weird ugly autistic loser growing up

Do you enjoy being spread and bred?

Well how old are you now

To answer the question of the FTM that was pissed off and sad about being so ugly yesterday. No I am not a virgin. I fuck you good mam. I almost exclusively fuck cougars but I also like petite sluts too.

Some things are objective.

They don't want you, you slut. Courages have children and children have cooties, so you have cooties.

my friends weren't allowed to hang out with me growing up because i was a disgusting tranny and their parents were afraid i'd give their daughters rogd. i got bullied for being a faggot by the boys

awwww why did you get FATT

What's objectively bad about your appearance?

their parents were afraid i'd give their daughters rogd

Based trans super spreader. You were so powerful they had to take their impressionable young daughters away from you.

adorkable even, it's scary what happened to you tbhf

25

Same age. We will make it brother.

Did you guys ever leave home to be a pokemon trainer? I think the old equivalent to this was either joining the circus or becoming a cowboy.

I have crooked teeth, a slanted mouth, no jaw, weird retarded looking eyes, chubby cheeks that don’t go away with weight loss, I’m black, 5’7, I just look retarded and autistic as fuck. Despite these things, I still think I’m hot when I look in the mirror though. It’s weird.

The teeth can be fixed... Maybe we could start mewing together to fix the jaw. Have hope anon.

i'm black

so over, so fucking over

I do try to do that when I remember to. I have hope that one day I can get fms and buccal fat removal lol

I hope so. I know 25 is young objectively but I feel old because I haven't done anything interesting. I've been trying to step out of my comfort zone though, I had my first solo trip out of state earlier this year