/gaygen/

Astrology realness

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when the tea is chile but the finna is gag

6/10! fakultät

lmao
i remember in high school theatre class one the day chorus teacher came in and we had to each sing a bit for her
she said i'd make a good tenor (maybe counter-tenor?) iirc and i had no idea what i meant

fuck it time to derma roll my chest again

i hate astrology because women unironically believe in it for some reason

women believe in men too so you know its bullshit

Makes as much sense as any other political analysis right now

Who will sit naked in hot bath with me?

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majority of the posters here are dyel incels with gross beards
so no

mom's a libra and asks me to read her stars from the tv guide sometimes

I just read one at random

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No gross guys allowed, I'm friendly not desperate

you make some of the grossest posts i see here

3/10

Reminder to stay hydrated

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nooooo don't drink from the hose there's parasites

are you okay with mustaches?

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tops love when their bottom cries

There is a twink underneath that bush. I will rescue him from that ferocious caterpillar.

those narrow shoulders

yuck

What did derma rolling do?

help with loose skin

I'm very good hygiene

open up like a flower after hydrating

cover up your waist whore

unironic suicidal thoughts came back

oops time to go full self-destructive mode
cute
If that was true I'd have like a billion bfs by now

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The more you know. I wonder if I can derma roll the wrinkles out of my balls

post face

How much help are we talking about? II thought people only did that for hair.

should I shave?
beard getting too long and nasty

vocaroo your whimper

anything past 5 o clock shadow is nasty

Let's see it. Anything more than a week's growth is probably too much

No I don't want to get AI'd and doxed or whatever
Trim it at the very least

I have a huge container of spicy pork that gives me vicious shits but I don't wanna throw it away cuz that's wasteful... Life is so hard sometimes

larp

shut up dad

Colon spring cleaning time

I only shave when I want to kiss my bottom. Otherwise I'm not shaving.

horoscopes are nonsense
it always sounds the same anyway

larp

AS WHAT?

Hes most evil. Lies to his own mother who only wants a little hope from fate. Just a monster.

looking at Delta through my whoroscope

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selfdestructive mode, u attention whore, shut uuup

here

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he could top me

Lol hope you got good dental insurance

The closest I've come to doing drugs is drinking alcohol and monster at the same time

o k like I care
I wanna touch it

what?

long and nasty

lolwut

This looks delicious

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sexo

I made a whole curry once with too much lime juice and it gave me acid reflux and I had to throw it all away but it was delicious and I was sad

u care , avatarfag, now post something, gigger

howdi pardner :3

trim it so it's soft and neat

Didn’t you care about me, the things you put me through
The heartaches that I lived with over you you you
You left my love go hungry while you fed your evil pride
Cheating right behind my back with all the times you lied

bottom crazy

I don't believe it either but pisces sun taurus moon captures my nature really well

why don't you have a bf yet?

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I have high standards
and most IRL guys are gross

For me, it's tarot cards sis.

watching ink masters and some of these guys can't even draw without tracing, like imagine tattooing someone when you don't even have the basics down :/

are these song lyrics?

unemployed and overweight sis

tarot cards are ur bf?

outdid thorny by a large margin
boys need to learn to fake moan

don't they trace the tattoos onto you tohough

not really, i mean they glue an outline to your skin, but that's more of a guide, if you just trace over it it's gonna look awful unless it's something very simplistic

I think they're cool symbols for the various stages of life you experience. I relate to them internally. I don't do fortune telling or draw cards for divination though sis.

Ate too much fiber stuff now my belly hurts alot D:

now post something, gigger

look at these glasses

why don't you have a bf yet?

problems in my brain. retarded if you will

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i didnt even try!
thats a troon

tattoo ruins the whole thing, should be a 9, is a 6

dont need or want one rn

ur just mad cause nord left you

i AM a boy!!

oh that's fair enough, i have one very simplistic tattoo and it was so long ago i don't really remember how they did it
i do remember loving how it felt and grinning/biting my lip while it was happening and then noticing a couple of women waiting were looking at me and i got embarassed

bfs are just penises that make you go places and give you gifts sometimes and then you spend the same amount of money treating them to a dinner so you end up with a pointless new item and less money

I do

have a 8 inch length 6 inches girth pp

think i may be a bottom

oof

woah! anon ur clairvoyant!
whitelotus has a tarotcard reading now!

shiza is so fucking mad lmao

I am bigger and a bottom, so what?

because i pick my nose

you uncut?

doubt

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at my ex

Da

That's okay we'll find a cage for you.

you ever cam2cam before?

u would doubt cause youre a cock hungry slut

qott:

im a transgirl and i want him to fuck me.... 8/10

uncalled for

No

but not untrue

damn i tried
lol

Elden Ring lore really shit the bed didn't it

heroin and estrogen

a grrm specialty

Sorry bottoms don't turn me on either

Yeah, it's kinda lame :(

lol!

who is your fav character in white lotus s02?

is it just me or is a photo for just a soft or hard dick boring?

aww I just wanted to see some uncut white meat
been awhile

rexie sucking my dick

plox plox plox

hate myself and ironically have high standards

too retarded to ever be happy

lochie cuz he could top me

it was horrible desu
games who focus on lore rather than story are objectively fucking shit in terms of worldbuilding and ironically even lore
bc lore means nothing if there's no connection the world it describes, which comes from connections to the characters. dark souls somewhat satisfies that connection by grounding the player in the world in such a tactile way that you feel a part of it, but later games imo lost that and started leaning too heavily onto the lore to compensate for things they're lacking in the story department

too shy and reserved

who is that lol
i dont remember their names rofl

It's too big to show you

I really need to find another discord goon server

the evil twink

It was totally Miyazaki's fault.
Half of the DLC is good, the other half is bad.

You like bigg dom Russian bullz?

games who focus on lore rather than story are objectively fucking shit in terms of worldbuilding and ironically even lore

It wasn't actually the lore's fault. The Japanese are better at worldbuilding than character building. The issue was they did more retarded shit than usual. The furnace golems are proof they weren't really thinking.

just pale uncut cocks in general

im not that far, ep2 ended

The Rellana character is also way worse than the whole Radahn+Miquella thing. A literal coomer oriented deviantart oc donutsteel tier character.

pale cocks should look into getting a tan

perhaps that's fair, idk enough about japanese games to say
they do have good anime sometimes with solid characterization, so i know it's possible at least

yeah she's particularly egregious, but radahn magically showing up just so reddit could snoyface over it was pathetic plus it RUINED the mohg-miquella otp

I will never forgive Miyazaki for turning Blaidd into a simp.

"WE'RE GONNA RE-INDUSTRIALIZE AMERICA!"

WE'RE GONNA BRING JOBS BACK TO AMERICAN WORKERS!"

"WE'RE GONNA BRING IN TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND USE IT TO REDUCE TAXES!"

"OF COURSE THERE WILL BE NO PAUSE- PAUSE?!- WHAT PAUSE?"

"AMERICA FIRST!"

ha ha j/k "we gotta take care of the world too"

Someone put a bullet in this globalist piece of shit

American bottoms be like

I want a jewish arab black Hispanic bf

tards the lot of them

mental that sega bodegas is straight but did an album with homoerotic pic on the cover

im an american bottom and will only date white tops

No politics please

wanna see what my hole looks like?

maga twink x maga daddy

Zelenskyy will kick your stupid russian butt.

the guy who used to tie me up had a trump sticker on his car lole

maga squeak

the conman conned you
again

cumman...

quality
tho the play is very short for some reason...

Hahehe

hair really does get in the way of licking body parts

Thinking about watching that walking dead porno with Carl and Negan
hot!

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sure

no

watched it, was bad

I’m a lonesome astronaut. I am fucking gay.

i never thought about it before but this is why i like body hair in certain places but not others

I'm short (5'6") and my hairline is receding. Fuck. If it keeps going I'm probably going to try treatment

I'm shorter

you're basically a girl, like if I saw you irl i would probably misgender you on accident

plus it RUINED the mohg-miquella otp

It ruined the whole Godwyn and Miquella thing. I thought Mohgwyn was meant as a sort of cope and emulation of Godwyn.

Watching it now. Negan actor is really hawt but they should've found someone with longer hair for Carl
Literal hobbits lmao

No I'm masc, I only been misgendered twice

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im an 5'4", effeminate asian male with long hair

so much wasted potential

male

Bleh!

I'm wearing the sluttiest lethal company thong right now

Weird how gaygen fems mogs most trannies on this board

Hidetaka Miyazaki is the literal opposite of George R R Martin. The former rushes his shit to completion while the latter remains constipated.

I'm a 5' 1" trans top who exclusively tops bears and otters

What looks fem about me? All I see is man

I wish I was 5'4, ngl, I'm like average to above average in terms of height.
tbf, I've been told I have hair that women would be jealous of, so there are always things to be thankful
should probably start taking care of it, then

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trannies that start out gay are usually more feminine in all aspects from what i can tell

We thought you were a pooner for like 6 months. Only you and dong elitist because you're both femmy

The worst part about Elden Ring is that I don't think From will make another game with just as interesting ideas and concepts.

Dong show his pics?

The other ones are doing their best to mimic femininity but they weren't feminine as boys. Some of them are pretty even, but once you get to know them they're just guys pretending to be feminine.

Never but I would bet $1k she's afab

Being real i don't want to be fem

i liked the not!harrypotter part of elden ring :)
wizards obsessed with snorting rocks haha

heh, not me
i like being a faggot

i think i want to be a girl actually

I think you want someone to force fem you

squeak

I dont

They all want the same thing, a full time tard wrangler

i want to get force-gayed by a cute guy; who shall be my bf..

me but im not physically fem
kms

le ebin incest is interesting

grrm is a hack

I don't understand this

Warm ass

HARD COCK

They don't snort rocks they shove them to their faces. They wear the stone heads of their founders, and underneath them you can see it fusing to their faces.

What the game tries to tell you is that Rennala isn't actually the best sorcerer in the land, and she fears the stars, banning the science of transcending the human mind.

The incest was expected. Radahn was not.

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It means a lot of bottoms want a full-time parent to do things for them.

true for me atleast

I made bf amazing potatoes but I can't have because I'll go over my calories
I like independence

daddy bf...

you have a bf??

This surprised you?

Is he taller than you?

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proving you can flip a temple upside down without driving the player insane too

Why isnt there a Universal Internet Video Volume Level?

yeah quite a bit

That's why I like asian bottoms, they aren't sitting at home waiting for rich bodybuilder dad boyfriends to find them.

Chang. Stop this.

Think I'm gonna do a coffee enema tomorrow then power through my taxes and write a project paper

it's called rms, usually at around -10 to -6 decibels. anyone can go higher, bit it'll clip digitally and probably fuck up speakers. average youtuber doesn't think about that shit though

Asians are literally the ideal boyfriend, they're shy, reserved, yet intelligent and focused on educational achievement, submissive, and they just want to be a perfect bottom for their white boyfriend. You won't hear them give you lectures about feminism, misogyny, oh I want to be trans today, oh I think I'm a girl today blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

gross are you the pedophile poster too

Allow me to change the subject, and force you to prove that you're not a pedo!

See what I mean?

3rd day of not jerking off and cumming
hope it does not make me have a slight erect pp at my gym
poking out through my tight pants

I watch a lot of platforms like everyone, and I just bought new speakers from the last ones that got blown out after the ones that were blown out before that. Its maddening. I have to turn up the volume just to hear some clips and then the next one blasts the volume. I don't mean little variance, its quite a lot. Its mostly the low volume ones at fault.

I'd ok dating a serial killer if he washed his hands, didn't collect trophies in the house, and kept his hole smooth

demure

I’ll be honest with you I really don’t understand this tariff thing at all

oh, well i dont got that problem because my audio interface controls the outputs, so in windoze i have volume always at 100 for peak resonance. and then my interface delivers like -50db to speakers or whatever volume i want. if i was feeling angry i could set it to 0 decibels and make shit explode on purpose

don’t worry your pretty little head about it it’s man business

Also they're never fat and don't cut themselves, Asian bottoms are just better.

kys

I think I know what you mean. I keep my speakers physical volume control at about 50%, but my Windows volume is usually only at 20% which is fine for most videos. But some are so low that I can barely hear them at 100%. So I use Windows to turn up the volume, but then if I forget to turn it down again, it blasts the speakers.

I don't use the "Normalize Volume" function in Windows because it seems to mess things up if I am listening to two or more things at once, like playing a stream while also playing video games.

id be attracted to more asian dudes if they actually looked masc like this

hope i can get my hair to look like pic related

kys

Why are you even here

you keep preaching your mental illness as if anyone cares. sht the fuck up already

I think you need a specific hair type for that. I think its ok if you are like 23 or younger, but it looks like attention getting after that. I can't completely respect a man that tries too hard to look like a teenager.

is that really considered a teenagers haircut?
29 here btw

what da heck my armpits smell like sweat how did this happen

unsee cc/album#ierSwTJdlniu

not an amish ass beard thats just incongruous

Its just how I see it. I am only speaking for myself. If you like it, you do you. But I do think you need a very full, thick type of hair. Its more common in some ethnicities than others. It seems less common in whites, but some whites do have it.

All I said was I like Asians and then you called me a pedophile and told me to kill myself. You might want to address your own issues.

Cute twink

you look like you just had sex

I noticed my hair has been getting thicker from taking metformin for some strange reason

nah its just bedtime
appreciated

The Trump administration has revoked thousands of international student visas across the country, setting off a desperate scramble for them to leave the United States within days.

Is this affecting anyone's bf?

Japanese men all have haircuts that look like that even when they're 50+ years old. I'd rather have the korean bowlcut than deal with japanese guys who refuse to mature from teenage shounen hairstyles.

I hate can't binge eat shitty delicious food.

Yes it's a teenager hairstyle. Very dense anime style hair that looks noticeably tryhard irl.

i thought you lived in america it’s only 8pm

maybe he was raised properly

I finished all my lab work for my phd, now I just gotta finish writing it

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i just like having thick non thinning hair for once

I've had the same haircut since I was 13 except I brushed it forward and slightly to the side, now I brush it to the side and slightly back, and in the future I'll do it all the way back

Choose the hair you like, most gg doesn't like mine but I do

same been getting fades for most of my life

I'll be offering video calls soon where I'll get BLACKED on camera by my BBC BF. I'll pretend to be your cheating boyfriend :3. Do you think people would be interested in that?

your hair is good, some of your style sensibilities are bad

I know you guys hates the curls

Getting on dutasteride and minoxidil soon. I can see the very earliest stages of a receding hairline. Well, I made it to 27. Not great, not catastrophic. About expected for man in a family of bald men. This is the price of being a whitoid.

Later gg

Logically, in my head:

I'm a dude, I rock hard with my cock hard, hell yeah I like fems with cute faces

But in my instincts:

Oh my god look at that stubble and that jawline what is this warm feeling in my belly

I still love you if you bald baby.

I like when the twink has a cute lips he's trying to hide because he's trying to sound masc around me. Want to scoop him up in my arms and kiss him

I've seen it affect black men too

*Lisp

don't start both at once

Night timmy

Your brain and dick are at war. You will only find peace in your heart.

I'll start dutasteride first, wait a couple weeks for side effects, then stat minoxidil if it goes well.

I see Asians with fucked up hairlines quite a lot, and they don't even try to hide it

NGL, when I end up roiding I'll have to do that too. No one wants a bald bottom

Anyone else hate men under the age of 25? Look at these things and tell me they aren't disgusting inhuman creatures.

holy fuck i want to die

Have another angle

is it topical min?

no one wants a bald bottom

haha

These are all straight men sis. Sick disgusting creatures.

No, everything I've read says that doesn't work as well as oral minoxidil. The downside with oral is that it helps hair grow EVERYWHERE, so I'll be getting a few extra unibrow hairs I think.

Imagine the stench. Not the good kind either.

no one wants a short sub fem bottom

You never see gays do wild shit like this unless it's pornographic exhibitionistic stunts.

That poor chicken was probably so confused :(

He was probably happy about all the popcorn

You were the good boy who never broke any rules while growing up did you? That's why you feel seething jealousy when you see rebellious teenage boys having fun in their own free ways.

Okay I guess there's that

ah okay i was going to recommend waiting like 6 months if you were going topical because that shit is annoying as hell and you don't want to be locked into using it if you aren't one of the 60% of people who respond to topical miin

Popcorn fights are literally genocide!

Oral minoxidil is bad and has tons of side effects. Topical+microneedling is just as effective. He should also look into RU58841, it's a research chemical and topical anti androgen.

way too many ear piercings sis

It's rude and disrespectful to the people who have to clean up that shit afterward.

How did they keep a fucking chicken concealed for like 70 minutes in a fully crowded theater?

Don't be a stick the mud sis. Boys will be boys.

Vacuums don't exist. Each kernel must be retrieved by hand. Oofy woofy

Theaters will happily take the extra money from a bunch of retards going to the movies over a meme, but how dare anyone expect them to pay $12/hr for an extra person to help clean up the theater!

Those cleaners aren't paid extra you fuck!

Chickens are really dumb. If you put its head under its wing it'll just go to sleep

yeah I'm lazy as fuck and I'd rather just take pills, gives me motivation to take my multivitamin every day as well since I'll be taking 2 other things too

Topical+microneedling is just as effective

Lots of effort for the same effect. I'll take the side effects. Also I'm not taking any experimental chemicals.

Go fuck yourself

I remember when zoomers wore suits and ties to go watch the Minion movie. God I wanna fuck a zoomer.

Think of the heckin corporate profits you sick fuck!

We need to sink California into the ocean and bring back formalwear culture

that lineup of broccoli hair

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Silly kids. I love them.

Not even our escapisms are safe now

Learn to type you mouth breather

they're all australian private school kids wearing their uniforms lmao

You can fuck me but you need to be Norwood I - III, sad in the face and have a prominent nose bridge.

new

What kind of niggers throw popcorn all over fhe floor for someone else to clean up? They should all be arrested.