qott: what game are you currently in to?
bonus: favorite game?
/chasergen/ gamer edition
Hey what's up
*holds your hand*
Qott: Nothing right now.
Qott2: SS13.
*gives your hand a little squeeze while I casually shit myself*
im back from my date
kys
How'd it go
qott
Atomfall. It's an immersive sim with a backstory about the Windscale Piles' fires, so it feels like it was made spesifically for me and me alone.
qott2
of all time? probably one of the fromsofts, not sure which, DS3 or Bloodborne maybe. Honorary mentions go to Fallout NV, Death Stranding, and Stardew Valley.
mean!
it went good!! hell yea
Yay I'm glad. Good luck on your future dates... you're going out with them again, right?
ya probably but only for the funsies
Nils is the chaser I root for.
i don't play video games, lego Harry potter is all I can think of right niw
qott: rivals, i like trolling over voice chat and making fun of team-mates that take the game seriously, it makes me laugh, often i do it with another friend so we 2v1 poor souls
qott2: bioshock!!!!!
freakishly horny but all the chasers i know are being extremely respectful gentlemen who won't ask me for nudes. help
i tried
Any suggestions for things I should do before I become a wandering vagrant and die in a ditch somewhere?
Can i see your tits bitch
can WE see your tits bitch
SHOW ME THEM
NOW
I am sleepy like very very sleepy
WHERE ARE THEY
I feel very baited rn
i am not that anon but I could post MY tiddies instead as long as you recognize me as your savior for this hour
jork it
Can i see your tits my savior
NOT AGAIN AAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
it keeps giving me spam format error because of the unsee link :(
I think the way it works is you need to remove the dot
It expired :(
/cg/ my last vibrator broke in half what should i get to replace it
Jesus bitch how hard were you gooning
a dualshock 4 ps4 controller
ive been using mine as a vibrator la,mtely
killing myself
i dont play vidya or rarely.
idk too many to think of
WE CAN FIX THIS
I THINK ITS A SETTING
I'm playing hsr rnnn
leave me alone! it must have been badly made or something!
does that work brb
unseecc
there, all that struggle for the most mid nude ever
I do that too much and it's not really enjoyable anymore.
Cute would love to grab them from behind
height and weight? my body looks similar
5'3 145lb
would enjoy that :>
Cute tits and very soft looking, would bite all over and grope daily.
hrjsjfjej needneedneed
bites r my weak spot ;-; I need to be bitten and given hickies all over!!
Well you look absolutely biteable, soft skin with nice little traps and a neck to bite, the perfect ammount of fat to hold onto, cute little tummy to kiss.
That's a good girl right there, takes a little abuse and rough love, no prob !
Gm cuties
I want to pin you to the ground and nut in you
You too
hehe my pits are so soft and squishy rn
hello
receives slightest positive reaction
immediately pivots to abuse
one day i will find a chaser who is not like this and then marry him
Deciding which thread slut I'm gonna bust a morning nut to like a maniac pointing a gun at each person in a room of hostages
Hi babe, I think abuse is bad and that it's upsetting when people hornypost about abuse
pick me pick me
chasers who romanticize abuse go after girls who dont want that
girls who romanticize abuse only have guys after them who dont want that
why is this
real. i just filter them out.
When i say abuse i'm rly larping, my definition of it is biting in the bedroom with consent being set up beforehand and both parties really having a good understanding of what's going to happen.
I'm not interested in actually hurting anyone at all and am extremely into aftercare, i can understand if the verbiage isn't up to your liking.
this thread is a psychological experiment specifically designed to maximize sexual frustration
i would like to have my thicc parts squished and bitten n stuff...
yes please, needneedneed
i mean... i like a little abuse...
fat redditor in his 30s wrote this
if you actually feel this way i need you so bad
You type like you're good at sucking dick
I do actually feel that way, but the joke is that all normal people feel that way
I'm 24 and i'd rather have people think i'm a redditor than have them know i browse this fucking place
the sloppy head I would give to a chaser who is a normal and kind person and doesn't use trans girls for some psychotic sadist fetish
real
Deciding which chaser I’m going to jerk off from up in a tree like the predator with 3 little red dots on his ding dong
Nevermind I'm the only chaser like this. You actually do need me specifically, I misspoke
I met a girl I was super into who claimed to 'need' noncon in her relationships. We clicked crazy well but I was super sketched out by that so we talked it over a ton and it basically just turned into a free use thing. Even that was too much though because she chickened out and blew things up because oops turns out most people who want that kinda stuff are larping and its really just a form of self harm even if they wont admit it.
I would like a monogamous relationship with a chaser built on extreme trust and sexual release
I'm sleepy
me 2
I’m still not okay but I have to go to work
i would honestly love letting a chaser piss straight into my stomach if he loved me and just enjoyed it for the taboo and not as an abuse outlet. we could get mcdonalds after and play some video games or something
im still prehrt but when i am estrogenic enough to confidently pass i will return for you
This is worded like it's something you want done to you but you're phrasing it as if to pretend it's something you'd go "ohhhh if you insist" to placate someones weird fetish to make you seem less weird.
Not meant to be judging though. I've pissed on people before cause they asked.
i would like a monogamous relationship with a chaser built on sexual codependency
cute its like u and anon are bethrothed
that was not intended, it is something i want done to me i just wouldnt want it done to me by a loveless psychopath, but some other cute lil pervert chaser who cares about me
I'll wait for you
chasers are people too
Fucked up that it's eurohours so I can't even pretend one of the girls posting rn is someone I could realistically have a relationship with.
i would like an open relationship with a chaser built on emotional codependency
the eurochasers are too woke where are the guys asking me to cut their name into my thigh
only the respectful ones
i’ve talked to some that weren’t ppl
anon early US hours have already started
im kinda hungry but idk what to eat mhmmm
Eat dis dick bb
a whole bag of shrimp straight from the freezer with shell
Well I suppose I'll just have to contend with all the other reasons I have to think a relationship is impossible.
:/
truth, except i'm american and i work nightshift so i'm essentially only here during eurohours anyways
Can someone tell me not to do something I’ll regret?
its so hot that you have a job
I like shrimp^^ I might make pasta with it maybe mhh
I’m in usa
I am from a country none of these girls are from and i still thirstpost for fun
is this a trannwr or chaser cause i'm the tranner that posted the unsee
i mean i'm down for either
dont do things you'll regret!
If you know you will regret something it’s not a good idea to do it anon.
But every fiber of my being desperately wants to
I don’t know what to do instead
I get told I'm too negative a lot. My response is usually just that if I describe my situation verbatim and that's too depressing for you, idk what you want from me.
I already told sobe id hitch hike up to Alaska to marry her because she likes Natural Snow Buildings, sorry to get your hopes up.
Idk I'm not really into thirstposting at random people even in the best of times. I want an actual relationship.
dont! you'll regret it after
tranner but im down wait let me check the unsee
i love you
you need to give us more info
i love you too
If you actually want deeper advice you can explain the situation, but the real answer is just do anything else and scold yourself internally any time you find yourself thinking about doing the thing you’ll regret.
Messaging my friend who told me she’s tired of helping me. I just want to send like a meme or something to see if she hates me
:( we could have watched fireworks in each other’s comforting presence
why is every fiber of your being galvanized over something so small? it sounds like there's a bigger picture here
It doesn’t feel small
yeah no shit because there are probably implications related to a much bigger issue
I don’t want to lose my friend because I do something stupid
if you cant send a meme without the friendship ending, how did your last contact end?
She told me not to try and help her and to not ask for help from her
anyone here had nhs ffs is it worth it
okay why not just ask "hey i agree with the whole not helping each other thing but do you wanna hang out just for fun still?"
Well, despite my doomerisms I still try to say "never say never". Just, yknow, don't expect too much.
youtube.com
i wonder if today is the day i finally get to see chaser hole
i don't really play video games lately
but the best game is obviously donkey kong country 2
I think I’m better off waiting so she doesn’t hate me
I wonder if today is the day I finally get to see gock
maybe we can help each other out
todayyyy is the greatest day i've ever known
Can’t live for tomorrow, tomorrow’s much too long.
I want my hair to get longer ahh it's so slow
You’re perfect already
I wonder if today is the day I finally won’t see any chaser hole
thank uu but i need to fulfill my rapunzel dream lol
Taking a trans girl home, cooking her a nice meal,absolutely disrispecting her body and soul for my own sexual pleasure, and taking her for ice cream.
based, if only all the nasty grindr chasers that just want a hole and nothing more were like you
it appears i have been diagnosed as a gay repper femme homo fag
We all knew it all along Nils
True people don't value ice cream enough.
you are my moon and my stars. every breath i take from this moment on is for you and you alone
I love strawberry ice cream!
You’re a retigga
come here cutie let me do your shot
do you have any ideas for your new name
The only trans women near me into men are BBC addicts or tops. Most of grindr is FTMs. Its fucked.
Nilshilda, perhaps Nilsbertha
Why rocket league? Why does every guy who is awesome and likes trannies play rocket league?
why do i feel like you are prodding me to learn rocket league
Four hours of reading, time to make snack then go back to reading.
i have a single white eyelash, what compelled my body to seek out such form
You're going gray
im bored waa
age has me defeated, i am old now. decrepit
been playing a lot of pokemon crystal recently
not a chaset I just wanted to poast
reading boy on boy smut and pretending they're both chaseranon this thread has been so dead im getting withdrawals
I love pokemon!
whats ur team
suppressing the constant urge to doom once again
good morning i suppose. i hope trayn is feeling better today
But I like cooking, can we cook it together or take turns?
do fujo tranners imagine themselves as one of the boys in the yaoi
i mean this legitimately i have met many fujo tranners and i have always wondered
Cooking together with a tranner and gently teasing her by pinching her butt while she concentrates
I am startled and fall forward into the open oven taking 7 points of fire damage to my titties because I was cooking topless
look at this hair
i really want to do blue or green i think
personally im not a fan of the colors in picrel but the shape of her hair is incredible
I don't know how non smiling places would even work. Do you look through people when you catch each others eyes? Blank emotionless face ignore them? Go by ape rules where you make great effort to avoid looking into the eyes of others?
Lil head nod
To men, sure, but what about beautiful women?
you just sort of look and keep walking with the same emotionless look on your face
its what life in cities is like
hello my lovely friends, I have finally managed to secure some cigarettes
I feel so much better!!
Cities are hell. Doesn't sound like life at all.
Is this real?
gm cg
I don't know how non smiling places would even work. Do you look through people when you catch each others eyes?
yep
Blank emotionless face ignore them?
yep
Go by ape rules where you make great effort to avoid looking into the eyes of others?
yep
interaction is discouraged in this neighborhood of this city
sadly not real
Hello hrt bitch
no cause im not gonna transition
It’s pretty accurate for a lot of agps
Guess you have to talk to them or come up with an elaborate mating ritual like those rainforest birds
this happened to me
hello chaser when are you starting hrt
only transbian smut at the smut location i hate my life where straight smut
thinking more about this, i hate traaaa images where the guy just magically comes out of some transformation looking like a real woman or an anime girl
like picrel, or the menhara "boymoder" memes
it's so embarrassing. you can't just be a girl.
you. don't. look. like that. THOUGH.
It's cringe when socially retarded men depict themselves as the Chad meme. It's based when socially retarded women depict themselves as the tumblrslop qt
I think it’s just a cope half the time, only retards believe something like that happens when transitioning.
sometimes! but usually not usually i just jack it until the skin rips at the thought of it happening
i wish there were fudanshi chasers i wanna goon to cute boys together
that pic is such a fucking malegaze-y idea of a hot woman too lol i hate it
the secret to a long life and a happy transition is to stop comparing yourself to anime women
qott
i love destiny and am still playing that to this day but without friends it’s very lonely :c
i’m also playing a bit of hello kitty island adventure and minecraft!
bonus
destiny 2
what manner of creature are you?
until the skin rips
Today I am the bird leftmost. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.
what about western animation women
iwn be meg griffin irl
okay, it's been like 32 hours now and I'm getting very worried
If you really think about it a lot of transgender people are trying to appeal to the male gaze, even some ftms do.
I am dog now
Dudes rock
worried about what?
do fujo tranners imagine themselves as one of the boys in the yaoi
yes
clown
what even is the female gaze
if you choose to believe blanchard (though idk why anyone would) then all trans women are doing that. husstusses appealing to the male gaze of the straight men they want to fuck and aygeeps appealing to their own male gaze.
i am appealing to neither the male nor female gaze, i simply am me
no appeal intended
clown
oh... i hope she's ok
So imagine the types of guys twinks go after and think way more unobtainable and add in the fact that most women are height and size queens MORE than the most BPD bottoms.
Whatever other women already have
Blanchard is retarded and should not be taken seriously, but some of his thoughts track TO some extent. But it’s not as general or black and white as he makes it out to be.
Good
that is retarded
do any of you know where the prostate is it's urgent
You’re retarded nigga, don’t ever fucking respond to me. Actual bottom, FEEDER
i hope so too. i also... hate to think that i may have had something to do with it, in some small way.
in one sense, it doesn't exist, because the male gaze is a horribly obtuse and clunky academic feminist concept of what the male sex as a whole sees as attractive and sexual and pursuable and whatever. and the female sex's social position has never given women the chance to shape society and maleness based on their coomer ideals the same way that men have done for women.
and at the same time it's the funniest shit ever, everyone should sit with a group of drunk straight (or god forbid, bi) cis women and talk about men. do yall know the biker mice from mars, that cartoon series from the 90s with the anthropomorphic mice? Like every cis women i've spoken to about this has had one of them that they'd be down to fuck instantly. For me it's Modo (the one with the eye patch)
spider has never even had his first kiss yet, but you can tell he is a sex expert since he never leaves /tttt/
studying videos of sex in virtual reality so I know what to expect when I get double teamed by 2 chasers
people are people, why do you perpetuate nonsense like this and also tf do you have against me?
Cry harder, it turns me on.
Double teaming a tranner and fucking her so hard and deep that me and chaser bro's dickheads brush against each other and as soon as they do I start cumming
h-hawt…,,,,,,,,..
the tran was imaginary all along. she was your cope to let you believe youre still straight. in reality you are simply frotting with your boyfriend
spider sees exaggerated hypergay queer tripfags with unrealistic standards on legbutt, and to his inexperienced teenage brain this is how the rest of the world is
even hawter….,,,,,,……,,,,,,,,,,……..
kissing the other chaser while we eiffel tower her and completely ignoring the girl
i saw a video of a bunch of straight girls on a podcast talking about which cartoon dogs they wanted to fuck
HOT
if only clown were here… to read this erotic bisexual smut….
yeah this is exactly what I mean. what women find hot is usually way more about vibes than, like, defined physical characteristics
i dont actually know what eiffel towering means but i just imagined too chasers making out while naked and hard
i though that was really hot
this
*two
do i have a brain tumor or something what is happening
Did you think about joining in at all?
Now that the dust has settled, can someone tell me who blobby is?
yes i thought about that a lot
I thinks it’s half physical attraction, half attraction to personality for most women. That’s atleast what I could get from having chats about guys with my cousins. Almost all male attractions is physical and it’s been proven.
cba to find it but I saw plenty of people on twitter saying things that lined up with it, about how Walton Goggins is now considered hot despite that travesty of a hairline and generally lookling like a mix between a fallout ghoul and ET. whos hot for women is dictated almost entirely by the context of who that person is to them, like how everyone was suddenly obsessed with Pedro Pascal as soon as he played 2 father figures in TV shows.
like this
aamu won
im drinking an energy drink
good heavens i see thank you this is very educational
Cool. I guess I need to kissing my friends more if that’s all it takes
spider has no dating experience, but his cousins were gossiping about guys once, and he eavesdropped on that conversation
spider is now a casanova sex master
you could just be naked and hard in front of me also and i would think about joining in
walton goggins
i've never heard of this man before, and both his name and face feel computer generated wtf this is a fucking sleep paralysis demon
but he's kinda got aura too
This is just cope. Women think that anything that's held out by the media as attractive is attractive. You can't really understand this unless you consider women's beauty standards for themselves too. Women want to buy into the idea that they're these soft gentle creatures that love men because of their character. But women want to fuck Goggins now for the same reason they want bbls or lip fillers or that they used to starve themselves: these things are held out by the media as beautiful. The lived experience and choice feminism meme wombo combo is completely destroying progressives ability to think critically about anything.
Smooth, smooth. I respect that
See also that ugly nigga from Star Wars btw
You’ve done yourself a great disservice not knowing who Walter Goggins is lol
youtu.be
weirdo misogynist jumpscare lmao
he's a big part of White Lotus I guess idk what his deal is but without the hat he's pretty dire
I'm not gonna watch the show but I did not get the impression that Goggins was being depicted as some kind of paragon of male beauty and from what little I DO know his relationship with the one girl was the inciting reason for people finding him hot. you're right that its very much media driven as well but there's also plenty of reasons women randomly fall for fugly male coworkers who act like dads to them.
i found him hot years before the current fanfare about him idk what to tell u
some men I talk to irl wanna fuck flatties like margaret qualley and bonobos like zendaya
that’s how you know all men are gay and just wanna fuck what the media feeds them…..
i dont find walter goggins hot not my type
mfw he plays the fucking ghoul in the fallout tv show
this was my introduction to walton goggins 11 years ago
youtu.be
community spoilers
i find river phoenix hot :D
he hasnt aged a day
bitches wanna fuck tony soprano
men wanna be tony soprano
tony soprano hotter than walter goggins
i hooked up with a guy who kinda looked like tony soprano except he had a full head of hair, dressed like a frat bro, and he also was a frat bro
also related to this, i've seen a lot of weirdo femcel type women complain about an "ugly male psyop" that's going on, where hollywood tries to make us think of ugly men as hot or whatever. it's total tinfoil but it's really funny.
I'm incel
imm incel
Are femcels even real? I’ve literally never met or interacted with one ever
its okay to be khhhhhhhv!!!!
i actually think this is real but not as a psyop i just think the western film industry is sort of moving away from overly attractive actors and actresses. alot of these "ugly" actors like the rat looking chef guy idk what hes called are actually attractive theyre just unconventional looking. it just seems less real i think if a common person is portrayed by a plastic surgery superhuman so im glad that film is moving in this direction with more "ugly" looking actors
I always hear this but it was complete night and day as soon as the mandalorian came out. either way he was also above average even before he was "in" the thing that weirds me out about it was that he just looks like every 1/3 latino dads, just a bit more cleaned up since hes an actor.
didnt know he actually played the ghoul lmao, I can understand why women wanna fuck the ghoul version of him far more than the real version of him
tonys another example of a not particularly conventionally attractive guy being deemed incredibly hot by women because of the characterization in the show hes in
all in all my only real takeaway from the phenomenon is that a shitload of women refuse to acknowledge its a real thing despite it being so painfully obvious and also being backed by a bunch of studies, so theyll insist theyre only into super conventionally attractive dudes only to eventually cave and go "oh it doesnt count hes different". my own mom dated nothing but 6'2+ jarhead types for years but settled on a guy who's like 5'8, looks like david spade, and is blatantly autistic and not remotely macho. best guy shes ever dated but holy fuck.
they are by definition not real since women can get sex whenever they want it
I think you guys get off on saying retarded shit. Walten Goggins is hot
khhv army ……..
hell yeah...
they are they're just much rarer than male incels. most people you meet online who'd call themselves one are actually just larping denpa egirl types who wanna pretend to be a chuuni anime girl no one understands, they're not actually 'involuntarily celibate' its just pastiche
kinda fits though since incel got diluted to just be "any guy a specific woman dislikes" and then eventually got turned back into a self prescribed label chuds use a badge of honor, in reality 95% of people are just incapable of real love so who cares
do you think youre maybe just not attracted to men. do you maybe think you’re overthinking it and its just that
most male incels are just one haircut and one decent pair of glasses away from getting pussy
there's no excuse, if you can't get pussy you're literally worse than a retard. I've seen down syndrome people with game
thats why im a volcel
I ain’t readin’ allat, give me the tldr
please help khhv trans woman get more support in lgbt community
what if they have no hair and are obese and 5 feet tall?
I think you should try to be more like Stavros Halkias in that case, sorry bud
you don’t actually think he’s hot you only started thinking that after you saw how he looks/acts in a tv show.
nobody talked about him before but then out of nowhere he’s in a tv show and now more people know about him? something doesn’t add up.
you realize he just looks like a dad but a little more cleaned up right? you know that thing you are attracted to, dads.
what
pedro pascal as agent whiskey
It's absolutely not
yeah lol that shit is funny
volunteering down at the local khhv tranner shelter by letting them practice their cock sucking skills
dont be mean me
Straight larping transbian
I'm khhv myself, it's just not okay
I want to marry a khhv tranny and make her happy for the rest of her life
whats up with the genuine incel ideology here today lmao
Nta but how is what they said wrong
no because I'm a "reddit bi" """chaser""", the only men im attracted to are effeminate twinks if you can even count that. im not speaking based on who I'd fuck im speaking based on how ive watched women pick out the men they date and how the guys I know have had luck or not based on how much they approximate some popular male figure in some tv show. its just sardonically funny is all.
depends. a lot of them are just boring as shit or basically evil. personally im just too autistic to feel like I can have a real conversation with most women.
most femcels are BPD weebs playing pretend
betting that 21% US illiteracy rate is gonna be bumped up a few points soon
fucked up playing yumme nikki fangames on roblox
khhhv unite…
it’s literally impossible to get laid as a man unless you’re a diamond jawed tall chad with charisma
having sex is a choice
if you think it isn't you're probably less than human
Shut up already.
Two weeks no text reply. She's playing at least 5 hours of steam vidya every day, so she's not busy, it's an active choice. Oh well.
okay sorry ill stop larping i was having fun and frolicking though.. its okay…sigh
Stalking the steam profile
We're in a bad place
the femcel aesthetic is pretty based, i want to look like this
mansplaining why certain men are attractive lol
so weird and over complicated
A khhv tranner sounds alright because she will love me way more than i love her and thats my dream relationship
She probably isn't a virgin anymore
i want to look like this and have been taking steps to look more like this
Lmao frolicking
ye she has a bf so shes probably none of those things l0le
WHO IS MIDDLE LEFT
From incel to fences huh
You're basically already bottom left just with tumblr folded, but not mixed, in.
fences unite
To femcel lol
you do look like that. Billy
yeah
I have zero hours in my recent steam activity
I hate videogames......
image search tells me that she is yuka takaoka, an attempted murder suspect or maybe worse
Did bottom middle kill anybody or can I jerk it with a clean conscience?
bigly*
I'm out in the city today...should I get a soda or a coffee while waiting?
i give you permission to find murderers hot. jorque away
Soda time.
elli literally just pointed out that there are women who think theres an "ugly man psyop". the average guys 'hottest woman' is usually some shit like scarjo and stays that way for like 15 years whereas womens tastes tend to fluctuate a lot more. nothing ive rambled about is even complicated its just slightly less simplistic than how men tend to act.
aight big blud. Walking to the convenience store. I'm in a shopping mall type zone. Kinda early for my doctor's appointment so I got time to kill
That's not what I asked though.
This is actually true. It's also true about men, which is why as women are becoming less socially and economically hypergamous, not only are we seeing women become more focused on men's physical appearance, but we're also seeing this increased focus drive men to have the same neuroses as women, ex. obsession with beauty standards promoted to them on social media. It's totally ungendered, but social conditions were such that it was less noticeable in men. Now that men have to care about their appearance, they're developing neuroses, damaging their body with steroids, etc. to fit a standard presented to them by the media as attractive. But when we articulate how this process works for women, it doesn't make women seem like selfless special snowflakes, it's some how "incel ideology." A whole genre of people unable to see how their lives are affected by the media to win a gender war online.
wow its almost like
its
wow do you think
just maybe
maybe
women are human beings and they don’t all feel the exact same way
whoa… what if
yeah i have no clue who any of those women are besides the one in the middle and vaguely bottom left
shopping mall type zone
Love Bladerunner. Your doctor works next to a McDonalds or somethin?
i think middle is jodi arias? maybe?
no clue about the rest though the faces are familiar. the top right one maybe ran with the manson family????
ok so there is a huge medical building right next to the shopping mall. Tons of restaurants too
middle is definitely jodi arias, shes the only one i know by name
dont know who bottom middle is though
That’s believable
Oh Pichu…
Oh Pichu…
The one Japanese women is seen as the “Real Life Yandere”
18
suicide
potential school shooter
Okay I messed up.
this is your life now
oh pichu what?!
i just lost the game
Git gud
You can’t just say that
Do people really buy these gross hot dogs at the convenience store lol
i just lost my virginity to anon?!?!?!?!?
tfw no amos burton bf
Get a little invasive surgery and run around the mall while you're coming down from the anaethesia, sounds fun to me. I'm bored, what's the soda pick? It says a lot about you. I want to guess Dr. Pepper, but it's never doctor pepper. Orange soda though...
Bought one once out of curiosity expecting something somehow but no they're just regular shitty hotdogs
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE FEMCEL ARCHETYPE
ill say it again
except without being a jan 6 participant and without stealing government laptops
...and also without being a femcel
(im not an incel. i could have sex if i wanted. im just apathetic about it)
You’re never beating the allegations.
Those femcels are freaking hot god damn
what allegations.
its unreal how attractive this phenotype is
the people you've murdered
I don't see it
We need more representation of femcels with no glasses though. I only wear my glasses a little bit.
you dont get it man you just dont fucking get it man you are blind man you dont see the vision
some people here are the mythical elizabeth holmes-cel
Multiple allegations.
finland had one a while ago, she was a hybristophile planning a school shooting iirc
the glasses are mandatory
I'll try again in another 6 months.
God the stupid fucking voice, I can't forget it. What a dumb woman
It's nice because I can walk over and have lunch after my appointment
I went with cherry Dr pepper zero. It's pretty good.
The smell was nauseating lol and they looked so gross. They also had shitty chicken tenders and chicken sandwiches
i need to look like this
l
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t h e m
Why are the ones without glasses always blonde though. How come femcels never have curly hair?
I just look like a non menacing school librarian in glasses
I wouldn’t mind sounding like Amanda seyfried doing the Elizabeth Holmes voice
my current internet obsession has been maritime accidents and usually what follows from here is nuclear or airfaring accidents but maybe this time i'll have a true crime phase again, this topic is kinda making me wanna get into all that again
Damn I was right on the pepper, I'm so fucking good at this.
Was this a 7/11 or something? I'll admit I do go in for those taquitos.
Autism, BDD, and Chudette allegations
Have you read about the USS Maine yet or just about the whaling expedition turned cannibals?
ice cream
I SCREAM
Oh it's mostly been modern stuff this time. The DB29, Kursk, El Faro, Estonia, Costa Concordia etc. But the Essex is one of my favorite Ye Olde maritime disasters along with the Erebus and Terror. I've not read up on the Maine yet, though. I probably will now that you've mentioned it.
need a bpd femcel gf that just fucking hate me
nice cream ^_^
also a spesific old fascinating one is the sinking of the SS Kuru in Näsijärvi, a huge lake that i've lived next to all my life. The fucking think just sank and killed like a 100 people. One of the last broadside ballads ever written in finland was about the Kuru. And also its wreck is just in some random person's beachfront now.
i love life
MISTER HICKEY
STOP HAVING GAY SEX ON THE SHIP
its giving meffy
not autistic
not bdd
i dont know about the chud aspects. i used to be a chud
i was almost gonna say that and then decided not to
i am experiencing religious ecstasy, i am piously life loving
Sure buddy
yall
me and who
KISSLESS
HUGLESS
HANDHOLDLESS
HOPELESS
HOLELESS
HATED
HAPPYLESS
VIRGIN
hybristophile
hybristophilia is coined by John Money
chvds... no...
there is a bump on the inside of my nose what do i do is it cancer?
Sexy shemale
transitioning into witch
what do i do
cast spells on men
You probably scratched the inside of your nose
what the heck
can you turn me from a beast into a hot guy
or are you more of a beast type girl
Cuddling.
im more into androids. do you want to be transmuted into a robot magically or rebuilt into one surgically? you will remain conscious the entire time either way, so pick your poison.
mef though will probably turn you into a giant teddy bear if i had to guess.
I’ll take 7
it’s not giving meffy
Only 7?
yes
or i wud force fem hehehe
I'm making an oven pancake
Watched a joke video of a guy paying a sexworker to say nice things
Ngl I would pay to hear nice things said about me
Her voice is so hot. I went to school with someone like a voice like hers. She was at least 6'1", too
I’m sure you don’t need to pay for compliments anon, I bet you’re very charming.
does anyone want to undergo a bdbv#b mutual eurgery where augemtnijg each irger$d limbs robotic srs ;b;hd;
Lol
Only if the risk of death is high
yes!!!! omgggg “””””yes&))66
I would liek to become a being of pure energy
Just found out what bnwo is, what a rancid thing.
pichu ur hair is gorge stop this immediately. My hairs actually become very thin due to the stress these past few months im literally considering going on finasteride.
None of you are anime girls
yayyy
yayyy (you will never be allowed to die once we have rebuilt your body)
and thank god for that
correct this is not a rude statement just a fact
chaser on finasteride
Is it really that bad? I have been thinking of stopping it but scared of hair loss
Sorry, just a chaser
i dont tend to associate with other transwomen in general, I prefer they thems and cis women. Trans women in my experience are very draining and self centered. ill especially never associate with a tranny who envisions herself as an anime bitch. if anything i like the broken whore hussys yknow? theyre always the funniest, most self aware bitches out there.
imagine calling yourself "Rudekun" and then not being even remotely rude
i want my money back
Ok some of you are anime girls
I need a tranner anime girl gf (the anime girl is griffith)
Who?
You for instance!
probably all of us who said we were glad we're not anime girls
rudekun is so silly
Do you even respond to people being an asshole to you? Or better yet do you even have people that are assholes to you? I thought everyone *except for a certain schizophrenic* liked you.
I look like Goku
I'm a guy
You’re more like chi chi if she had a tiny shriveled penis
chi chi if she had a tiny shriveled penis
I need her
Are you worthy of her?
I have a huge gorillamoder penis
there's def more than one person who doesn't like me lol
i just had a long streak of responding to a weird rudeposter like the day before yesterday lol
ive been in one of those diy penectomy at home moods again lately
You lied about the broccoli…
yearning for a byrne
I never lied about the broccoli, it makes you gassy and cures the 'tism (temporarily)
My aesthetic is more Disney princess than anime girl
Gonna make broccoli illegal.
im sleepy bored but i exercised yayy
Taking my tranner to Disney World and she dresses like a Disney princess
It does neither of those things for me. You deceived me
omg need
forcing my tranner to dress like zelda
Watching a lizard do push-ups on the back wall
which version
I want to dress like Cinderella!
you developed a resistance to the broccoli
you need to eat bigger trees
chaser btw
im not a chaser :c
Which Disney princess would you go as?
you can treat all sorts of things with jenkem
Ariel^^
I want a tranner like the Switch girls
is that the chick from severance
Hoping my tranner wants to go as Belle because the Beast is kinda the only Disney prince I could even sort of pull off costume wise
I’m going to eat you
I deserve to be a princess mhm
I need you.
ariel is the cutest!
any men?
Yes?
hey what's up
Why is the rest of the board /polgbt/ now
Seriously it's all just polcels dropping tangentially tranny related reactionary shit here
incessant headache today
Treating my tranny like the Disney princess she deserves
Not much babe how are you doing
idk the entire board is both slow and shit today
Happens every once in a while
just had dinner sitting in bed
I just want a total, missionary, vanilla relationship with a trans girl that's all. No POPPERS and WEIRD SEX
chasers should marry their tranner gf
What did you have for dinner?
Please we can do 4 or 5 days and I’ll be a different girl every day for you
me :)
no breakfast no lunch no dinner today we can do this
That's the plan, IF I HAD ONE
Ok sounds like a plan!
i just want a platonic relationship with a robot. no sex, just hanging out with my robot best friend. sometimes i do maintenance on my robot friend. pluh
i made a salad with some potatoes and veggie strips i bought
last night i practically begged someone to post their discord so that i could send them a potentially large number of compromizing photographs catered to their specific desires & nobody would do it. i'm still in disbelief at this
Pichu's future bf
thats my robot not pichus >:[
i've done this to guys i find hot here, they're just very illusive
This thread is very sperg dense. The other night some tranner offered someone jerk off vids and he just publicly sperged out and said he couldn't accept them even if he wanted them and had a meltdown lmao
what's maintenance entail then. is she doing surgery on him?
Tranners send pictures of yourself dressed nicely and videos of yourself cooking
need but with a chasr
I like baking cakes!
all my clothes are falling apart & idon't eat anymore nudes are all i have to offer
I mean I like you and I pretty much hate most people in this thread.
You should start taking your estrogen again
how much do u weigh why don’t u eat anon
Damn woman send me a pic of yourself in a frilly apron next to a cake you made
Those are good too
I would have to buy an apron for that
i think most chasers wud dislike the fact that i only wear unisex or guys clothes
You should start taking your estrogen again
i have been
check out this stupid balatro build
it's weird to think i might have that effect on someone
i'm kinda ambivalent on everyone. ppl here are nice for the most part mostly.
you can't eat me, I am gargantuan, I would crush you
Wearing fem cloths are better, but not a dealbreaker
Busting in Andrea long chu
i would wear fem clothes i just down own any because im ashamed to do so around my roommates
This is hot, actually
why is this hot?
ambivalent
That explains how I feel about most way better than I could put it, I want the best for everyone here but sometimes I can’t stand how they talk, conduct themselves, or always look for pity and never have the ability to do anything introspective to their situation.
I think most tranners would dislike the fact that I only wear lolita dresses and sissy panties
no way you're actually rocking this, what stake & deck?
Any women who dress like a goblin? Any women who look like a goblin? Any goblin women?
I just like how men's clothes look on women. Couldn't tell you why
Need a tranner with a fat goblin pussy
I just live full time as a woman
these came from a friend. are they legit or copes? the left one is terrifying and the rightmost one seems extra uncomfortable to try and put into practice. should i try and incorporate them into my life and thought processes?
Chaser btw
These are pretty good. Try to incorporate these into your life, yes.
The voice of the author sounds unpleasant and unfriendly but maybe that is necessary to override the servile groveling instinct
Affirmations won’t help you if you don’t want to help yourself. You need therapy
they seem nice but i suck at doing this stuff h
yeah i dont vibe with the "i *deserve* to think these positive thoughts" attitude the author seems to have. it all feels too unmerited to be that smug about it
people pleasing is just people-manipulating
real
i live as a full time normal well adjusted woman that larps as an unstable shutin neet tranny online for fun
i weighed 145 last checkup up from 125 so i have some fat to burn lole it's ok i'm just on new meds so no appetite
well why did nobody want them then!!!
I live as a full time normal well adjusted wizard that larps as an unstable goblin online for fun.
Functionally I live the same life as a 16yo on summer break whose parents are out of town except for I'm 31
It's a bit odd
yeahhh
idk i apparently come off as kinda hard to please even IRL? like the first time I met one of my friends' gf, she pulled me aside after a while and was like
you seem like you're really rigorous with who you let get close to you, so the fact you're so close with <friend's name> is really reassuring for me
which like, cool, but also that's kinda an insane thing to say to someone, is it not?
zodiac deck white stake, i won easily but this build doesn't really scale past that lmao
yeah these seem fine, like i tell myself similar things constantly and it seems to work well for the most part
I live full time as a woman but i actually am a hikineet bpdemon at the same time lol
i dont think i really live, but im functional within the bounds ive set for myself
I would want them though
ok well post discord maybe i'll get horny again soon
i'm gonna say it
Based and fundamentally unhappypilled
Go on then
It's actually a double larp because really I live as a full time normal well adjusted druid/monk that larps online as a full time normal well adjusted wizard that larps as an unstable goblin online for fun.
it
chasers are _
kinda asceticmaxxing here, being in my tiny converted studio apartment with bare white walls (except for ~him~), alone, 24/7
without owning a couch.
bareback only
You actually don't need a couch or TV. I don't use mine, ever. You just need a bed and a chair for your computer.
i wanna go back to living in a shipping container that was fun
You don't actually need a bed.
I want to look like a femcel
photo rel
Do you have any idea at all what you already look like
Gay
Chaser btw
Very nice art. Good choice
you don't actually need a chair
you do need a computer
I like having a bed its comfy
I have multiple tvs, but I watch 99% of stuff on my phone or computers.
I was voice chatting with a cute girl but she had to go to class now i'm bored :(
True, you do need a computer. I like not having a bed, it's comfy.
all i need is a desk, a chair, a bed and a small table for cooking on inside a shipping container. the bed helps vertically divide the space for more storage
talk to meffy
voice chatting
what's it like being an irredeemable scumbag normie
the tv always seems nice but in reality the phone an inch from your face is higher resolution and also bigger
My first warhammer models came in today. I feel robbed. Are they supposed to be this small?
I need a big bed so I can put all my plushies on it
But if you don't have a bed everything becomes bed and so there's way more plushie room.
Can you put them next to something like a soda can?
antimatter voucher and a negative showman would make this deck awesome i feel
but but my plushies deserve to be comfy
does your shipping container's metal frame act as a perfect antenna for the wifi from the building next door
meffy
pic related
They are innately comfy, that's their main power. Are you a comfy denier? I'll tell your plushies your answer, so think first.
that's not how antennas work retard
i’m too shy to voice chat with tranners
i need moar plushies
no its a faraday cage but it would have an ethernet hole
wait is it not? why does my old piece of shit radio get better reception when I put the antenna against a metal windowframe?
I didnt even notice the art in the back for a solid 5 mins
I got distracted
They still look pretty cool. Arnold Palmer is a great drink
Thinking I might goon
noo dont tell them I need my plushiess,,
shut the fuck up
If you give the right answer me telling them won't be a problem, why the hesitation? Someone a comfy denier?
Love it desu
ngmi
i can’t believe no one talked to meffy
i know
because that is a different scenario and how antennas work
I dont know what a comfy denier is :c
dont tell them tho!!
Oh it's much too late for that, I'm telling. I'm gonna have a long conversation with each and every one individually to make sure they understand fully the gravity of this situation.
I'm going to goon alert far more often now because of this
I'll let you know when I'm done
need a chaser that talks to my stuffies
Voice chat with me I’ll help you practice
nooo my plushiesss what am i gonna do nowww
what do chasers goon to exactly?
Yeah it really is, some people are just awkward around people they don’t know or don’t really know how to socialize.
I haven't told them yet, so I guess you've still got time to talk to them first and convince them not to believe me or something. Who knows how they handle the news, maybe it'll be fine. Maybe it won't be.
Its gonna be impossible to paint them
For such a bad ass lore the figures seem too little. Robute Guilliman is a 14 foot tall human
I hope they trust me then!! I need my plushies :c
is clown okay?
Amateur pov masculine top on twink sex, mostly
Sometimes solo mtfs
Who the fuck is Kayla?
for anyone else who was left unsatisfied by this answer: apparently how antennas work is that their size is a multiple of the wavelength so that they "catch" the signal or something like that, plus a shipping container would internally reflect the signal and cause interference because of that
She unironically killed herself so no
larping lolcow with a decade+ history across imageboards
Study your history lilbro
Her presence here is honestly a terrible sign of the gen's health
lol gay
True
Wow, how absolutely fucking rude of you asshole. The absolute gall
it's not my job to satisfy you
You, ideally
Don’t care, give me the tldr of her lore.
You look like a cis hon (derogatory)
I can’t answer that
well that's good since you didn't do that
if it was your job then you would have failed at it
Thought this was a thread to interact with chasers, apparently it's been destroyed by transbian freaks who don't even date chasers. Y'all don't even deserve me
Which one of your simps provides your favorite goon material?
Aww i wish
You’re an irrelevant fucking nobody, nobody cares if you leave.
that’s actually sorta true yes
how do you know i would have failed
is hurting my feelings your job
Refer to
you do not have a guilliman mini THOUGH
the chasers have all paired up with trannies and gone, so they say.
you could tho
if you wanted
:eyes_looking_to_the_left_emoji:
need a chaser to touch myself to desu
how do you do it ironically?
anytime a woman kills themself it's ironic
Clowns not dead
i haven't heard from her in 34 hours now
very worried
hopefully she's in a psych ward
Do you know?
Update us plz
New thread >>
Before you ask why no one's taking you up on this it's because I know I'm not good enough
Real thread coming soon
pretty sure kayla's some tranny who larps as post op and talks about fucking black guys while being epicly based maga
Don't shit up the catalog and get us deleted again that thread is fine
what does that mean, seems unlikely
That is a shitpost goon thread intentionally made bad to force this issue
I'll let them decide
No, I just don’t believe anything would’ve happened. She’s probably institutionalized like Sarah said
epicly based
maga
Get your dumbass back to Anon Babble
Where the hoes at
yo
yo
Heyyy
They not rocking wit your lame ass :skull:
Hmmm
oh sorry, did I forget to put a /s after it? you fucking spoonfed tard
don't joke about that
yeah hopefully. do update us please
99% of the multiple preference respondents are queer straight women guaranteed
It’s all trannies getplume.co
Maybe bed time soon, undecided.
You’re the retard, how the fuck could I tell if you were being serious or not?
god damn you all
how the fuck could I tell if you were being serious or not?
epicly based
maga
the fact that you won't reproduce is a miracle.
By offering freely you deny them the opportunity to chase. No fun.
Thank God you’ll end up killing yourself, I hope it’s soon.
the gen has been so rancid lately
I've got something else rancid for you, puppy
More time for hobbies isn't so bad. I read for 8 hours today :)
I've got something else you'll want to do for eight hours, baby
I've got zero reason to do such a thing. You though? May as well just spare everyone the hassle and get it over with.
Actually I have no reason to kill myself. But both of you should kill yourselves.
You're right, I should go to sleep.
I’ll outlive you
I will outlive you too
i think its wrong and bad that i like when someone calls me puppy and i should stop
Im 68. You all will outlive me.
When I call people I'm being weird on purpose. Why do you like it? What's wrong with you lmao
noooooo
because im a strangr perfert
The more you post, the more I start to doubt that.
well i'm not being chased either
No one’s ever going to chase me