/cis gaygen/ -- plant edition

QOTT: what's the last plant you bought gay men? mine is pic related

god im so fucking horny rn

I HATE BEING UGLY SO MUCH, FUCK YOU GOD YOU POS, KILL ME, LET ME KMS ALREADY PLEASEEE

New black mirror is kinda shit

i hope someone mutilates your face or you get in an accident or smth, i hope they acid attack your face or you end up a mutilated vegetable in a hospital bed to see how i feel

For me, it's Johnny Donovan filming a trans scene a month or two after getting engaged to his bf. Is that cucking?

pls god disfigure someone here really badly so i can laugh at them

Not cucking, but it is a bit embarrassing.

I just want a normal guy to love me. Seems like every time I like someone, he's either a straight guy that just happens to act like a fag, or it's a fag that is not into me.

I'm not very handsome. Not very talented. Not ugly either, but I'm just kinda... whatever...

no it just means cis people see trannies as men.
but there's a caveat. they only care so long as they have their dick. once they get the snip they lose all priveleges.

youtu.be/LymNICNvaH8

thats life buddy
:|

I am a straight trans girl and I brought weed but I am black so that is something I have to buy every two weeks or I would die. Don't tell anyone or my people will all die we need weed to walk and breathe. You saw George he died from not smoking weed. I saw this first hand. So please if you see a black tranny please give her weed not money, food or water just weed.

Thank you for reading this message, please support your fellow black tranny by giving them weed.

Btnw tm

I am a straight

QOTT: what's the last plant you bought gay men?

are you illiterate

the weed is what makes them cope with their bod

Only if you top my boyfriend.

A study finds that unmarried individuals have a lower risk of dementia compared to married adults.

Um anon i said i was a black tranny so so you expect me to read???? I skip things because I dislike the word gay and will stop reading after. I love to post though :) :( ;)

reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1jvyqby/aio_my_18f_bf_22m_gave_me_a_black_eye/

lmao

I have no more dick I got it removed I have big puffy vag now and I don't like it I like looking at dicks so I will always wear clothes for now on my homie! Also I had this bro who told me to love vag and I said no. I can act like I have a dick does that work…

Nah you can just clamp the clam on his face and gyrate if you like.

my favorite guitar string is A

I wanna go on a cruise

how to fix my looks

I want to go on a cruise with minimum people so I can actually enjoy it, I can't enjoy going anywhere these days because thwre's too many damn people in this world

That's disgusting I am going to vomit. Have you seen a girl do that it is vile! No way homie I am telling my bros about you. Everyone did you see what this bro said he said gyrate. He said clamp. Bro no way my hesai mesai no way homie I am straight and I don't sit I walk. Do you feel me

I walk not sit. My homie I buy a double cheese with two pieces of bacon a day, a day my homie are you getting this. Oh I see too black for you.

You can't handle this, bro said he oh lawd no ayo hey he coming over to where bro did 5 jocks. See I have to lower down the nigger code.

I am very respectable I am sorry about above I will not behave like this again!

come to my cuckshed, there is no one there, it is quiet, i can bury your worthless gay ass body behind it also

is it racist to only top and never bottom for asians?

Henlo

I bought some tomatoes on the vine. Does that count?

This is not cucking, he views the tranny as a man like him

No. I wouldn’t bottom for Asians either

Also what kind of plant is that? It has holes :o

day 21

when we getting that timestamp? no?
fake

Why?

Maybe his bf said no more open relationship with other men, and he found a loophole?

Seeing a big strong guy makes me want a bf

Was Dick Cheney REALLY that bad?

Not attracted to them sexually. I love Latinos and blacks though so it’s not a racism thing

seeing a big strong guy makes me want to be a big strong guy with a bf

I don't know how to have a normal conversation :(

can you make me feel better

Are you big and strong?

Bro we know it is because asians have small to do dicks. Why lie bro oh lawd we have a liar bro here is a big fat liar bro just lies like a bro! Oh lawd we need an intervention! Bro lies all the time my homies oh lawd!

I hate bottoms because they keep making comics like this

Here's a kitten :)

What do you mean marina, we have had plenty normal conversations together?

lmao

I forgive people a lot because I don't like to stay upset with people

I don't know what's normal. :c

thank you, i appreciate it

You're welcome!

if i had sn i think i would just take it

Who cares about normal, just be you :-)

QOTT: what's the last plant you bought gay men? mine is pic related

I get plants as a gift all the time then fail to keep them alive for more than a week or two. I love plants but they hate me :(
not a furry but I got a weak spot for these gay furry comics. I really like the one with gay birds
omgg

speaking of comics
I was looking through some old stuff the other day and found these pages and cannot for the life of me remember drawing them

That's really adorable

ffs

god charlie sheen's mental breakdown was so fucking funny, celebrity crashouts are lame as fuck these days

i don't think you love plants as much as you think. most aren't hard to keep alive

i feel so horrible

everybodys fucking suicidal but we dont all keep going on about it

you are not as ugly as i am so you have hope and lived a better life than me probably

This is the worst part of fasting. Appetite no longer suppressed by morning coffee and I'm not over the hump calm yet. Just wanna order a giant pizza, fuck it, then eat it

just do it fatty, you are ugly and worthless and good for nothing anyway

smoke a cig

much to think about.

Oh yes I did have a plant before! It was a cannabis plant I grew from seeds. :D

i feel so bad, i cannot take it anymore, i should just hurt others, how bad is even to go to jail?

yugioh monsters too

Pls don't hurt anybody, Anon <3

why not? what do i got to lose?

Whoa cool!

everyone will assume you are a pedo because you are gay and obviously can't get consensual sex

you can't have black coffee?

tits :)

i could get gay sex but i feel horrible

Having the sadness of hurting someone :<

I like weiners.

Bro, why 15 minutes for this shit? I just wanted to post that I like weiners. Why? You all know trolls keep this place alive. Mandatory 15 is crazy to me. It's like Delta had complete control of the board, turning this place into his moms house.

squeak in my hole and all shall be forgiven!! >.<

do you mean the pleasure of hurting someone? you never felt the need to just kill someone that was mean to you? fuck them, fuck society, i doubt that they treated you too well, just take a knife and take a swing at them, you are fucked anyway with nothing to lose, at least get and enjoy some sweet sweet revenge and pleasure satisfaction before you go down.. don t go down like a loser, pull someone happier down with you, do these people deserve anything better? just look at them

Me too! Especially with onions.

No... I don't want to hurt anyone. :<

you get to kill one person once. the rest of us get to watch you suffer every day for life. you can never win fool

fuck society, fuck humanity, fuck people , fuck natural selection and biology for cursing me, fuck literally everyone, i hope that i will forever feel the need to get revenge if i anything i am suddenly motivated to do it right and pull down as many people as possible in minecraft ofc, not irl, i am just being edgy and a pussy and joking and i will never actually do anything bad

Marina mentioned!
did you smoke it? :O
Sex with this

an eye for an eye, seems good enough for me and i will never do anything, i am harmless, just complaining but if i were to do it, i can get more than just an eye

ho

Yes haha, with my nephew

Me too! Especially with onions.

You a mustard fan as well?

ben & jerry's icecream was discounted to $2.75/pint if you bought 3 or more

why must they taunt me like this

its not a matter of you wont. you can't. never forget that

no you can't. you are too socially repulsive to get near enough to attack one of your betters. even if you did, it would be only one, one time. you are too dumb to make a bigger plan, and too poor to pull it off

Yes!! I like the chunky deli mustard :p
What about you, Anon?

Oh I like Chunky Monkey and Cherry Garcia

slut

why make me angry? why not show me empathy and calm me down? why are you like this?

Boston cream pie (deceased), creme brulee (deceased), and cinammon bun (only available if I order online) are my favorites so I rarely buy them..

Yes!! I like the chunky deli mustard :p

What about you, Anon?
Same! We should go camping and have sex with each other in the wilderness!

why homos always corrupting the youths ?

have you ever considered that maybe it's the hot young twinks corrupting the homos?

Friend? I am the black tranny I don't have anything to trade with you but I have great! GREAT gaming knowledge. I have gotten very far in pac man. I have played on a 2600 Atari that my parents owned. I have played on a commodore 64 because that is my moms favorite console what a boomer. I have gotten very far in and beaten all the beatable shootemups because that is my dads favorite genre what a boomer!

I have played all the Pokemon’s I have a shiny Pickachu that is stuck in my fucking soul sliver game because I am too lazy go figure to transfer him over. I am sorry sparky! Fuck this world!

I have played every sonic game and I will say the best is sonic and knuckles not because people think knuckles is black and you think I only say it is the best one because of that it is because they gave knuckles personality to fucking shadow when knuckles is just like fucking vegetal. Both are princes, both got tricked to become evil. Both have different transformations. Both used to hate the main character. Tell me when has ducking vegeta used a gun? Yeah fuckers!

I played every metroid see now we are getting to the nerd realm I mentioned metroid!

I played every Nintendo game ever made either though owning it or by emulation. I brought two wiius so yeah

I BROUGHT TWO WII U’s not one but 2 because I wanted the windwaker bundle and it wasn't in stock so I brought the black console but then found out someone was selling the Zelda bundle and also brought that.

I BROUGHT TWO WII U’s! I am done no one stands a chance. I can say this in any room and get a standing ovation!

i invented the theory

Would you rather?

a) Commission a 10k dollars fursuit.

b) Date a televangelist.

how to feel any better, even just a bit

don’t make me tell you hard drugs again

binge a sitcom

I've been practicing my outdoor skills. I'm going to be voluntarily homeless soon. I'm about to take on the appalachias. Bears, snakes, cats, ticks, bout to do it. Wish i would've done it when I was younger, but I'm getting it done now. Cheers!

Those sound good! I don't have much experience with ice cream flavors, haha
I do like creme brulee dessert though!

We should? (@_@;)

He's 3 years younger than me

Haha he introduced me to it

Whoa you are like a pro gamer!

i can t stop thinking abt how i look and my pain and my head hurts and i can t enjoy anything bc pain
smth good please

drugs are good

went into a gay chat room and was taken over by sissies

why would you want to do that

We should? (@_@;)

Of course we should.

Good luck, Anon! I hope you find it fulfilling!

greetings everyone :3

not now rodney

But we are both male?

At this point, companies should just get rid of HR. I've never seen anything so criminally retarded and lazy like current day recruiters:

Given your experience as a Camp Counselor

Absolutely nowhere do I mention or allude to have ever been a camp counselor, or even working around kids of any age. This must be the "AI revolution" everyone is so hyped about.

I'm not smart enough to effect the world, and I want to be more than just another mouthbreather. While it's primarily special to me, maybe what I learn will be valuable to others in the future, like Emerson.

hi

ok :<

p-please be careful
I'm so confused what am I supposed to be looking at there's so much going on. How does someone get off on this?
hey hey!!

Hi Rodney! How are you doing today?

i am not mentally stable enough for them

I guess the apple don't fall far from the tree
Cuz I've been looking at you so long
Now I only see me

noir is not a good genre

When did you decide this new name? Any chance you post that beautiful penis again?

automatic shit, no one cares

i remade my cv in latex with fancy borders and have a feeling no one will ever see it... kek

devils don't cry

I feel the same about hospitals getting rid of RN's who don't do anything. Being an RN is the easiest job it seems.

camp counselor

are you my ex?

just kidding what’s up

Fuck I'm dying for pizza

should i see a psychiatrist tomorrow?
i would give a shot, the pain is too much

you really think letting the jew into your mind is gonna help?

Ok. Write a book

Like a few weeks ago
And noooo that's for my future lover
Here's my tummy though (^_^メ)

litter.catbox.moe/m2h57v.jpg

no but what alternative i got? suffer like this for god knows how long?

you should just knock it off imo

What kind? :)

Cute
I like bellies

big sausage pizza

The only pro gamer in the world I played halo and could have made it pro! But, no I live in fucking Texas and people rather watch football or spic soccer. I could have been the best gamer girl ever but I am very shy and yeah.

I now spend time playing rocket league with my husband I wished I could make it pro my dudes.

I own two wiius and a ps vita! Oh lawd

I know that belly, and I remember that beautiful cock. Maybe I'm your future lover. =)

automatic shit

Honestly, if a company bars filtering candidates except for the most rudimentary stuff while having actual people look at resumes, they'll have a big edge over their competition when it comes to hiring. This automated shit is just wrong most of the time, and they're no doubt filtering qualified candidates.

At this rate it's tempting to go for that, but fuck hospitals tbqh.

I've never had a partner, so no.

if i could just do that why would i stay here all day? i am literally in chronic pain almost 24/7 and it hurts a lot, this is not me being a pussy or attentions seeking, i am literally doing this out of pure sheer desperation

you can you just don’t want to

I'll be keeping a diary. Maybe it'll be a book someday, like meditations.

wait what? two Wii Us?! why the fuck would you own two of those?!

why wouldn t i want to?

How long do you plan to do this

Thank you!

Yum!

I played Rocket League once and liked it! Now I mostly play GTA Online.

Oh gosh ^///^
I suppose my future bf could be anyone!

I explained above! I wanted the windwaker one but could not find one so I brought the normal black one then someone wanted to sell the windwaker one so I brought that one too. Windwaker is my favorite game I would easily simp and fund more of it! And yes I waited while only having windwaker and wonderful 101. I waited for nothing because it all went to the switch.

I want to play gta online but last time I was harrassed by total and real niggers! Can I make cute pretty black trsnny in gta online if not can I make man face big bone man black tranny in gta online?

Ideally a year, but if all goes well, maybe more. Barring catastrophe of course.

Oh gosh ^///^

I suppose my future bf could be anyone!

Wanna come hang out in the woods with me?

Extra cheese pepperoni stuffed crust and ranch dip

Sounds mental but have fun

humans have really slim necks compared to most animals

what can a psychiatrist even give me or do to me to help me besides taking my money like basically everyone else?

It's gonna be great. Something I've wanted to do since I was a child. Cheers!

Is it worth it getting behind on weight loss for 2ish weeks to have pizza today, I asking myself

You have wanted to live outdoors since you were a child?

SPRING BREAK WOOOO
Crack the cold ones and roll the blunts immediately brothers
Gotta build a fence for the new pup this weekend

i would go back at the gym and have a routine and at least do that instead of rotting all day, it is at least more productive and in all of this free time maybe even a few more months until i feel better get more muscular but i am overweight

Yeah. Ever since I read the "my side of the mountain" series. It left a mark on me more than any book I read as a child.

crack my hole

I want donuts and cake too omg

why the fuck are so many bottoms refusing to douche

eww, is that an actual thing?

i wish gaygen was kinder towards plus sized people :/

So you have a job?
"They know their body"

judging by xitter, yes

Uhh :s

That sounds fun but I have too many responsibilities here at home! (´-﹏-`;)

Oh that sounds good! There's a local pizza place near me that makes their own ranch and it's so good!

I would never be mean to you for your size, Anon <3

they'll have a BIG EDGE over their competition when it comes to hiring

mostly, good hiring does not give you an economic edge as a company when you are beyond like 20 people, as a software shop at least. looking at it from software dev perspective, if you hire an average dev or a good dev, does not actually translate to sales, no matter how good the resulting software is!
there IS an advantage to preventing bad hires tho...
case1
3 good devs VS 3 avr devs will lead to economic advantage
case2
20 avr devs plus 3 good devs VS 20 avr devs plus 3 avr devs does NOT move the needle much
here the direction of decision making and marketing/sales create advantage...
there are of course ways to manage the good hires into an economic advantage but companies that start using automatic shit are way to large and convoluted politically to care

why?

So you have a job?

Yes. Why?

It's an outdoor job? I'm just interested in the logistics of living like that

That sounds fun but I have too many responsibilities here at home! (´-﹏-`;)

I hope momma is doing well. =)

stuff a fat cucumber up your ass, film it, ill give you (you)S

i don t hate myself that much i still have self respect, i am not you

should i read it?

Also there's been 200 posts and none of you bought any plants? Lame

It's a semi outdoor job, but I also live semi outdoors. I've built shelters and slept in them for weeks, for years. I just want to get away from the whole world, and i've planned it out so that i will.

i literally just got back from the garden center with some seeds
i was gonna buy some plants but there were so many i almost started puking from overload

last year i was planning to buy a shitton of venus flytraps and plant them all over my house to deter flies and mosquitos, but then i realized it was a retarded idea

It's my favorite childhood series. The "My side of the mountain" series by Jean Craighead George.

please i feel like shit, give me a you and tell me smth nice

She is, thank you! ^u^

I want plants that bear fruit. I dream of having a garden of fruits and vegetables but it's a lot of maintenance I've heard.

Your penis matters.

show puppy

i just want a nice guy to love me but i am ugly

She is, thank you! ^u^

Glad to hear it! =)

^-^
What about you, Anon? Are you close to your family?

can i get a boyfriend

just want a nice guy to love me but i am ugly

Join the club. I'm fucking off innawoods, see you there.

I see. Good luck
What kind of seeds
Aren't those tropical plants. I see them in stores but I don't live near a rainforest so it seems like a waste unless you have a greenhouse

parsley sage and some green beans
i wanted to get some flowers and flytraps and a couple rosebushes but it was so overwhelming i just couldn't process everything and left with only seeds

if your diet is really good, poop comes out in one whole piece with nothing left behind. i have experienced these "no-wipe" poops and have been flabbergasted by it myself.
my diet is NEVER good. i eat whatever the fuck i want, whenever i want, with no remorse.
in fact, i just inhaled a fish-fillet with fries and i'm still hungry

Close to my mom. Was close to my cat, but she died. So now I'm fucking off into the woods.

I see. Good luck.

Cheers =)

You have space to grow food?

Aww that's nice about your mom, but I'm sorry about your cat. I too had a cat I was close to. I hope you enjoy your time in the woods!

just because it's a clean poop doesn't mean there aren't still poop particles on and in your hole. retarded bottom.

out in the backyard yeah, there's a couple free spots in my mum's raised beds where i can put some stuff
was gonna get some spinach but decided against it bc i couldn't decide which variety

Wish I had space. Lettuce, carrots, Pak choy and cabbage are real easy to grow and cook

you couldn't make a carrot grow, trust me on that

Imagine if you will that I typed out those specific vegetables for a reason

Hopefully your penis is available to be kissed upon my leaving for the wooded country. My dearest straight boi, I would hope you make yourself available to me. If so, I shall make reference to you daily in my diary. Let me know before I embark on my journey, and I shall write you everyday.

It's been like 6 days and Anon Babble is still chimping out over Minecraft

DEAD. MEN. TELL. NO. TALES.

did they expect it to be good or something?

i am too ugly and shy and miserable for grindr and dysphoric :(
but i would love some cock

I just wanted to kiss someones weeny. Thats all.

I... Uhh... (@_@;)

Teen zoomies have been chimping out over a scene with a chicken jockey and throwing popcorn all over the place. Idk what the joke is but it's kinda like the suits and tie minions movie thing. Didn't get that either but as an elder zoomer I approve but cant understand their antics

Oh, that webm that's been going around. wasting food and making a mess for someone else=le funny.

i am horny, i would like a nice guy but all people on grindr are horrible, i like none of them or maybe they treat me like shit bc i am ugly

post a grindr conversation that you had that you felt was like that

plan edition

eeh my bf is a florist AMA

I just think it's weird that some kids having a food fight is really THAT big of a deal? Like millennials and xers were never young, never cut loose and did something mildly mischievous.

How hairy is his hole

just pick an uglier guy... uggos are perfect for ego-boosting as they're usually frustrated, crave attention and easily cave to most requests

not much (he's southeast asian and he shaves (most of the time)): his bush is smol (not his duck tho)

Who's making a big deal out of it? It gets spammed on Anon Babble but that's 90% of their content anyway. Otherwise I'd wager a few clickbaity Facebook tier articles and that's it

Delta sex arse

i haven t been on grindr in a long while, i just can t handle rejection well or at all so i would rather just avoid it, i always try to post the worst pics of me everywhere so ik that if they are ok with that they are not going to reject me, logically idc and shouldn t care but it really hurts me, especially if the person tries to be nice abt it and sugarcoat it, i would rather them go "eww", at least they are honest, it wasn t this bad in the past but now i genuinely don t want to see it..

Why carbs are considered so bad? I'm losing weight on mostly a carb diet (many vegetables/fruit) and i have treat every day (1 can soda, one small dessert) all carby

I've seen it spammed on several other boards, always with exaggerated outrage attached. I remember getting high and having food fights with my friends when I was a teenager. We didn't do it in a movie theater, but still we made a big mess

Eat protein not carbs. What you doin man, you'll burn out on that diet and end up binging

Fourth channel having a problem with spammers???? Say it ain't so

most outrage these days is exaggerated

marea looks ftm holy gadzooks

i need you

last thread tho

youtu.be/gWJMlDNFZ6E?si=lplKPc64ANH3dRUm

what is that

the last thread was literally just me spamming

sweetie, I'm uggo myself but at least I'm self-aware of my condition..

I've been transitioning (mtf) for 8 years, but I'm socially detransitioning. someone at a gay bar thought I was ftm. Is it over for me.

It's worse for me being misgendered I'm not tranns

And I'm not femboy

bishita getting topped by 6'6 anon

its you...

Completely tragic I feel slightly better now

How can you tab my posts when i don't use a trip or name?

Barbossa really was a g

youve been hacked :3

literally anyone who is fully literate can spot you morons name or no

i miss her bros

What are we looking at here?

My poor hole. Can't hardly sit. Empathyyyyy

I hope it means I'm pretty

Autism luv

Posts over a timeframe showing when each trip is most active. The limited timescale is throwing me tho. Not sure why it's 8 to 14 unless this was autistically done by hand and he lost interest

Someone didn't do too well on the science portion of the ACT huh...

or it means you're so annoying you MUST be a woman

lol slayershirt is here constantly

its annotated...
time is vertical, i think its utc maybe, i dont remember, too lazy to look
every dot is a post
boxplot, standard deviation, you probably dont know, never used, but the line in the boxes is the average time that the poster posted at in that thread
so u had like 5 or 6 posts on average at about 10 thirty

its only the last thread 317 posts

Actually according to that chart donger is here constantly and slayer only posted once. Each dot is a post, the vert lines show earliest and latest post, the squares show density, and the horiz line is the average. Think it's called a weighted average bar graph. Damn you really did do poorly on the ACT

trying to solve something, already over

anyone else thinkpilled?

Aha. Probably not impossible to write a script to search for gaygen and process posts based on trip. That'd be for the trannies tho. My STEM is more concrete/steel related

kissing pretty boys gay!

it is scripted... u think i ripped the time of three hundered posts by hand rofl...

Then why not run more threads through?

cause its an experiment,
cause the data has to be fixed up a bit,
eg its not slayer its larry, i change my name constatnly too

no cuties in thread, fucks sake lads

I'll never trip. You'll never catch me, copper

im saying your little chart is false
stop wasting everyones time trying to play pseudo girl

Need blonde bf with pouty lips

need a brojob

what are you scraping posts for?

so yeah, i put all my life savings into tesla stock, it's gonna make a comeback and i'll buy a lambo for my bf and shit

I literally just had an emotional breakdown because I thought somebody I knew blocked me on social media
Started spiraling about being constantly rejected and considered killing myself
But then I realized they just changed their name and I felt better :)

he's a bad seed. doxer too.

BPD moment

gaygen activity level

oh yeah, definitely mtf

wouldn't be surprised if he was using automated stylometric analysis to identify Anonymous posters

this gen is his life

Definitely Not

Good on jager for having a life/job. Donger on suicide watch

Are u a bottom bc this post sounds very bottom coded

i would never date someone with a fox sona, those bitches dumb and catty as hell

What about a scalie, like a dragon or some shit

What about a cow? A big strong cow with juicy tits?

foxes are canines tho

oh hell naw, they always collect monster hunter dildos and shit

:3

on single line messages? thats not gonna work...
maybe single word triggers are possible but thats kinda pointless

i guess ill make a word cloud in a week or so?

beatles real love
your brother is worthelss trash like you
rope

real love is one of my favorite beatles songs and this cunt is trying to ruin it for me :/

I’m so gay

uh huh