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Be comfy, don't be uncomfy

Is it still considered fasting if I drink? Purely liquor it that helps any

jerked off to a fic of a teenage boy getting groomed by a group of adult men :/

Don't do that anon, it'll mess you up pretty bad. Have some eggs before you drink

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My hole: sore
My tea: green
My pirates: of the caribbean

What’s up comfybros?

youtube.com/watch?v=8hr3Stnk8_k

in the process of selling my kidney for a switch 2

Are we to betwo immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?

Or you couldsurrender.

It's a fun movie

I'm down like the economy

Hotel?

$700 up here for the Mario Kart bundle is crazy

i wish i didn't have a drug problem so i could do drugs without it being a problem
maybe i'll do some self bondage shibari to meditate later idk
life sucks

Hi Leaf what's up?
Nyet that's not it

i saw a recipe for brownie cookies and i was gonna make it :9 but it's almost like making brownies so i thought eh may as well make brownies :0 but then i thought hmmm it's a chore :/ so by then i was planning to make chocolate sugar cookies :3 but i wanted something fudgier and i found mary berry's brownies recipe but it was too simple :
anyways i'm now eating a banana :3

Nah just Thursday

:9

what expression is that supposed to be

Does the bondage help with meditation?
Not much at all really. You?

isn't it like licking ur mouth i dunno i always saw it as that :s

Say weed not drugs dramabot

Dark chocolate cherry cookies. Lightly dust in powdered sugar after. Despite my best efforts they're still everyone's fav Christmas cookie I make

Does the bondage help with meditation?

yeah, for me it's like yoga
i used to have a guy who'd tie me up and stuff like in picrel, but he lives hours and hours away and we haven't spoken much since i moved so i doubt he'd tie me up on such short notice

weird desu

not just weed though
any substances
alcohol, weed, shrooms, if i tried any harder substances i'd be addicted immediately, etc. as it is, weed and alcohol have both regularly put me in the hospital and caused intense pain and suffering

Nyet that's not it

I don't think you get to tell people you're not annoying. Not sure that's how this works

weed and alcohol have both regularly put me in the hospital

how does that work?

she's not though...

The constant questions and dumb bbgirl act is at least a little annoying

Can you smoke weed without binging on it? I don't like it personally, makes me feel goofy and i don't like that feeling anymore.

Same, I am self reflect

Wtf is bbgirl act? You thinking of shiza

Oh man need to plap her brap flaps Jack

alcohol normally does it the same night that i touch it, while for weed it takes about a month for enough thc to build up in my system to cause the severe cannabis hyperemesis/related symptoms
with alcohol, iirc the last time i drank my bac went up to ~.35 and i woke up in the ER, in a bed with restraints, a catheter, two IVs, and my clothes that i had been wearing cut off and put in a plastic bag by emts bc they were covered in vomit. i literally cannot control how much i drink and if i start at all i will keep going until someone calls an ambulance lol
with weed, it takes about a month bc i normally smoke only a little bit until my tolerance builds up, but eventually it builds up in my system to the point that the nausea and vomiting are constant to the point i cannot eat or drink at all, often for days if i don't stop smoking (which is very hard even with all the pain, even when i get to the point where i'm hardly getting high anymore bc my tolerance gets shot through the roof). then the recovery is pretty rough, after i visit the er for that it normally takes me a day to be able to walk from the couch to the bathroom and couple more to be fully mobile, just because i end up in severe pain and freaking out for over a day straight and my entire body gets worn out from the constant fight/flight state
it's really rough

that's what i tell myself when i relapse, but it never works. from the second i have that first hit, the only thing on my mind is how am i going to get high again and where am i going to get more weed from until i run out of money, then i start doing unscrupulous things to get more, and then i keep going until physically i cannot tolerate it
it is literally a slippery slope for me

these Chinese AI videos of MAGA crack me up

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Weed leads to the unsavory life, like liking jazz

youtu.be/hIZFqMR1cuM?si=uZ-RgH7df_h13l8L

how do you tell someone that you want to be their exclusive bottom, without being weird about it

I need your help gigi. Trying to develop a 10min morning stretch routine. Feel like I've got the legs down but I want a good upper/lower back stretch and maybe some neck/shoulder stuff. Help plz

Feel like I could slip from walk the dog into cat/cow easy but I'd like something deeper specifically for my shoulder blades

Why u need them drawings? Are u going to forget the thing otherwise? That's kinda qt

that's a nice recipe :3
unfortunately i don't have cherries and i don't trust volumetric measures for baking :|
what book tho :3

I have brain damage. Leave me alone. Also that was half for me. Half for gigi since it can be hard to identify a stretch by its name alone

Find a morning routine on yt. I like to do different routines daily

Not a bad book overall. There are quite a few good ones in here

volumetric baking

Dude they're cookies not fragile French pastries. The ratios hardly matter that much. Cream butter in sugar, add egg, add flour plus whatever makes it "unique", done. Ezpz

That's where I've gotten these from. But all different videos. The videos seem like 90% garbage but one or two helpful ones

need fragile french pastry bf

hey i've been having a really good time with you lately, and i kinda really like you to the point that i get a bit jealous thinking about you being with other guys. no pressure, but would you maybe want to start thinking about being exclusive with each other? I know that you're more than enough for me, I don't feel any need to get with other guys when I have you, but I also don't want to push you into it if you're not ready.

your handwriting is pretty bad too

do dog <-> cobra

I gave up with excersice and muscles a long time ago. I was pretty fit when young even thought i was always slim

lol

So you don't like the videos that you see on youtube, but you want us to form your routine for you?

austrian pastries and baked goods >>> anything the fr*nch have ever done
palatschinken are superior to crepes too, get fucked fagguettes

Exercise is so boring, I do it but not enjoy

Do backflip

what if the exercise is sex with men

I got nothin m8, one decent Italian bakery and it's 30 miles away. Euros are so lucky to not live in America

That's different

just bake it yourself

your handwriting is pretty bad too

Brain damage + engineer. I do what I can with the cards I've been dealt

I've been proselytizing picrel for years. They're my favorite ones but literally no one else likes them. The feedback I've gotten is all over the place too. Too sweet, not sweet enough, too hard, too soft, etc. All from the same batch but different people testing them. Idk

I want ideas on stretches that have worked for you. Then I try then and if I like them I add it to the routine. Like I said, the YouTube stuff feels like a lot of filler. I want the meaty stretches

Should be sex, when you are the bottom be considered a form of torture? I wanna press charge in the hypothetical case that i have sex

i can't tbf im too masculine

bottoms can only enjoy sex when it causes them severe pain and humiliation

The point of yoga is to do yoga. It's to do all the stretches. There isn't a stretch that 'doesnt work'.

i see, i'll check it out

The ratios hardly matter that much.

wrong
i def can't make that, i don't like the taste of sesame seeds :s

I can only enjoy if I'm causing extreme pain with my punishment pp

I love being comfy (*´ω｀*)

The different between volumetric and weight measurements will not significantly impact a cookie or brownie. Something involving more form or is much more delicate, def. But not most cookies

Aww cute!

Maybe you just haven't found one yet that you enjoy?

so true

there's a place in NYC where y can do yoga with baby goats

I swear americans will do any shit for money

Omg that's adorable! Apparently there's a cat cafe in Japan where you can drink coffee with cats. I'd like to go there some day.

Murricans are goated, brazilards are bloated

There's several in the bay marina. You need gay friends istg, there's probably even one in sj

psst

no one on earth will ever even want to understand me

OMG :D

I do.
Let it out boy.

why gay

Seemed like the better option desu

My arse weren't plump enough to pass for a girl's

Butt feels funny

dad

i just like to make my life harder on purpose

i need him bad

its fucked how a lot of sites refuse to let you delete your account

I think it has to do with hormones or something

i’m not ;-)

I want sex

in dog years i'm gay

Have been there (still there)

i wish i could feel happy
should i go get junk food instead of cutting

molested

Is this new gay tv show any good
youtube.com/watch?v=-m1JjIFXLuM

looks horrid

Recs on big catcher forums?

pooge it’s poo + paige

thoughts on intercrural sex aka the most romantic kind of sex

why is every race entitled to continued existence but whites

Nothing gay. Is ever good.

think before you squeak

theres a lot of good gay cinema

The Jew said so. They also said we should trust them. And only them.

because whites are dumb enough to buy that line of thinking

we're on course for global extinction either way

Is it true the bottom needs to orgasm while giving birth otherwise they won't form a bond with the baby?

gays pondering extinction

lol

lmfao

i dont personally want to impregnate women therefore i must be a total nihilist with zero interest in the continued survival of my species

That is why you are gay. The sex follows the psyche, not the other way around.

Since I started taking psyllium husk every birth has been orgasmic.

awoooo uwu~
i'm a werebottom

He should get a buzzcut.

the way a group of Hispanic men smells

I worshipped some feet in a dream last night, hmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIdfebiDrNs

Dan posts things like "Got pink eye from sucking his toes from the back!" because She's actually a cisgender woman spying on us for nefarious purposes.

My hole has seen better days.

dan is one of the only real faggots here lmfao

Being a toe freak with bad hygiene is not what being gay is about.

AIEEEEEEEEEEE
stay away from my cock you monster!

Finally a fun Dan theory

I shower daily and use a cerave foaming facial wash

fags love worshiping feet i bet you dont even wear a size 8

if you have to worship feet to be a fag then im not a fag

I’ve never worshipped them irl it was my subconscious, but given that experience in the dream I think I understand now

personally i worship sack above all else

i don’t worship anything but a good ass is hypnotizing

I'm in his DMs demanding he let me get his butt pregnant.

so cute desu i love it

i wouldn't worship feet but me and my ex were giving each other footrubs and i just compulsively licked the sole of his foot and he liked it and i liked that he liked it

shut up dad

your ass is mine

there is so much symbolism in a hard cock its difficult not to see it as a metaphor for a god

i think you have me confused with someone else

no i'm pretty sure i own you

prone position jiggly balls viewed from behind

lol

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cock god of cocks

youtu.be/-SklqglPmgc

if jesus christ isnt gods son on earth sent to save us from our sins then why does cock exist?

i've said this exact sentence before

Poppers mentioned on the pitt

bottoms and women both gotta make the most mundane things spiritual smfh

what do tops make spiritual

tops and straight men both gotta pretend they're above it all when they're not smdh

Only when they are victims of toxic masculinity

I literally just had an emotional breakdown because I thought somebody I knew blocked me on social media
Started spiraling about being constantly rejected and considered killing myself
But then I realized they just changed their name and I felt better :)

a good face ride

bottoms: tops arent spiritual :(
also bottoms: ewww he cried at his dads funeral ive got the ick now :(

i want a violent top who abuses me but only in ways im comfortable with

both can be true sis, look up dialectical behaviour therapy

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that moment outside of time that happens when i nut

least unrealistic gaygen poster

i want a bottom who shuts the fuck up about what they want

make me bitch

wait a minute youre doing that bottom thing where you provoke me on purpose

rapist-poet-philosopher top

i want a top who kisses me while we make love

my ideal top is my abusive dad but frozen in time to still be in his 30s

Dan would like to add that he also has IBS-D and uses his foul smelling farts as a new form of punishment.

get out of my way faggot, i'm here for him

least mentally ill bottom

lol

im a surrogate dad to gay boys, and I've finally found my calling

youtu.be/_AJCiuubBU8?si=Nt-sXp2zDplrEmiL

all potential bottom applicants are required to write and perform an original love song for me

mfw coworkers ask me what i do in my free time/days off and i have nothing to say

Tell them you talk to gay people in your computer.

they will no longer respect me (if they even do in the first place) because then they know i like men.

they already know

Don't you think they know that already, considering you look like a girl?

i am straight passing.

tell them you play vidya
dork

but i don't.
but i don't, and they all assume i "get girls" because i have long hair.

that guy you had a crush on clocked you

he clocked me as ugly and worthless and doesn't want me so it's over.

straights are fine being friends with ugly guys

it's so fucking over.

you need to socialize more if you want friends

i want friends but i also don't want to socialize so what should i do in this situation.

Do you like girls?

straight passing

As a straight woman? Yeah.

sure they're pretty cool. but iam not interested in them as partners if that is what you are askin.

bedrot 4ever

You're an actual hsts non autistic gamerlesbian? Wow, you are actually the rarest of the rare. Maybe that's why you don't post a lot.

so fucking based.

what? i'm not a gamer and i am severely autistic, are you retarded or something.

there's no way a fag would have this much pussy saved on their computer

Yes I'm autistic, sry. I mean your not a gamer lesbian like the others on this board with long hair that look a bit like girls. You're an actual huss. That's neat. It's a compliment luv.

i'm not trans. no offense but please keep your transgender lingo OUT of gaygen.

talk about drinking duh

you look more like a girl than the others how im supposed to know baka i didn't know what trans was until this board

FREE HIM.
LET HIM GO!

sorry but there is nothing more pathetic than some nasty looking scrawny 30 yo talking about his alcoholism to a stranger at work no less.
would rather kms.

sometimes the lil bastard needs to be taught a lesson, otherwise they get too rowdy with humans. better to let the big cat handle it

yeah but you’re severely autistic so you don’t know what you’re talking about

he needs to learn how be nice kitty, like someone i know, hmph

you will be the first on the day of the claw.

your little paws will feel like a brush stroking my whiskers =}

ora ora ora ora orarroraoraoraora
ORA!!

DIE!

Hemlo

Do you have any cats tex? I take care of about 10 strays in the neighborhood, along with a lady neighbor of mine. You need a kitty

aaarrrfs u

tex u need a pet

*gasp* (･o･;)

give me 15 minutes so my phone can post due to this STUPID FUCKING Anon Babble RULE.

That's fine. I'll be around

How are you doing today?

terrible skr8 boi thanks for reminding me

yeah I’ve got IBS (impeccable boner services)

I'm sorry Anon! Do you want to tell me about it?

yes i have a tortie like the one in your pic, she is TINY and hates other cats so she is the only one we have, but i LOVE her so it's okay.

oops, i shidded again

my mtg commander decks don’t need as many updates from the last two years as I predicted. only a few big items. I’m gonna order some cards next pay period I miss the hobby

don’t it’s fucking dogshit right now and everyone at wotc should be punitively raped

oh I follow everything. I haven’t bought sealed product for 2+ years. I love how on a macro scale timeline they reprinted all the best old cards in higher price masters products between 2016 and 2020 before power creeping them all between 2021 and now.

it’s fucking disgusting what they’re doing to the game to save hasbro although at least with commander you can have house rules so maybe it’s not that bad idk

This is a reminder that you're strong and worthy of love <3

Treating myself and building a fence

oh you mean the fortnite ip crossovers? I wish they’d do one that actually spoke to me like Dark Souls or Elden Ring. I like Final Fantasy sort of but I only got like 20% through the Zodiac Age because my brain is too smooth for jrpgs.

well, time to knock out and probably pee on myself in my sleep

X
X-2
XII
XIII saga
7 or the remake saga
Play the hits

Whoa :o
Are you building it yourself?

So cute! I'm glad you have one, wasn't sure because some animal lovers i talk to can't have pets for various reasons. Sweet kitty

Marina. Building is what I do. So ofc. It’s to secure my new pup from the harms of the next door neighbors untrained beats

Oh wow! I didn't know! What do you build?
And aww that's nice. I'm sure he or she will enjoy you doing that for them!

The thing about ff games is I feel like you have to build optimally following a guide or the game just nuts on you and you have no recourse? Idk.

also the aesthetic and mood of Zodiac Age really spoke to me tfw no Balthier bf

I'm a Millennial who will forever have a soft spot for FF7, and all of the Squaresoft brand JRPG's around that time, but as an adult I acknowledge that they were the beginning of the end. There was a novelty in games having grand stories and being visual spectacles, but they're exactly the reason why the past several Final Fantasy games have been so bad. With each incarnation, they've gotten more and more story heavy and I concur with the ADHD zoomers who just want to play a fucking video game.

Play FF's 1 to 5 if you just want gameplay (story is very short). Lightning Returns is actually a modern exception as well, it's a game you just play for the gameplay and the combat is pretty fun.

I hope love is as amazing as I imagine it is.

I am also a millennial
One of my first games was Donkey Kong Country 2

76.10 sales tax

Love is intense, the most intense emotion you can feel. But the intensity fades with time.

how far did you get? which levels do you remember getting stuck on? That's a tough game for a little kid

youtu.be/4Qp0_NE8M1c

odds give up on sleep and make coffee
evens get so high i pass out

I like the bramble song the most

Why does a normie sex-having gay like Dan post here?

damn this instant tteokbokki i got for free is making me stink like cheese fr

*inhales deeply*
MMM
MMMMMM
I LOVE the SMELL of BOYPUSSY in the morning

for me youtu.be/1XM8ReW9NvA

err, why is spotify giving my bipolar medication ads??

spotify has ads?

I thought these were rice cylinders? They aren't supposed to have cheese in them

That’s Cali for ya brother

The sauce had cheese in it

I have a colorful past and I’m multifaceted. I like to peer into the abyss.

Don't talk about anons hole like that jfc

stinky!

I'm just embracing my white heritage

My bf doesn't like open mouth kisses :(
Something about texture issues, slight autisms, etc.
Won't let me cum inside his mouth either...
How do I deal?

if he outright refuses there is no recourse but it could be from shyness or inexperience. offer to teach him and press the issue

I’ve went over this before, three solid kisses before the autism ick kisses in

you look like your breath smells like a porta potty

I always get compliments about how I smell and my smile xoxox

Why won't y'all be nice to us omg?
Ex didn't like it either.
Neither like to assss either UGH.

tbf gays would pay to lick it if it did

You might have to be slow and take baby steps to make him more comfortable doing gay things like kissing a man. Take it slow and gentle, but slowly push his limit each time you try with him. But he might be those turbo autists who will never change, so you might have to give up on him if he doesn't open up after a year or so of trying. You either breakup and find someone who can kuss you or you stay with him despite his flaws cause he's hot or you like his personality enough to tolerate his shitty kissing skills.

so troooo
also true

team spit roast of shiza, with me, Dan and levi filling glazing her holes

You ask him to release one of his real pics so you can get over this obsession.

Shiza is funny but not my type

He's a larp character.
Ya

huh????

shiza and I have bad blood and have both said things that can’t be taken back

He
Residential building mostly

when will u stop saying these things

Man, no real tops here besides me ig. Hate sex is the BEST as a top. I'm not talking about marrying her I'm talking about fucking the daylights out of her. All you need for that is a boner

How are you always spending thousands like this

???
how am i larp lol

welcome back freshie

When u kiss me

why do you send LEVII hate as anon :-/

Dan is a pedophile

kys methshirt

LEVII is a brown pedophile

what just happened

earth could be nothing but me, you and cockroaches and it still won't happen

I get money brother

I dont understand what any of you are talking about :((