/gaygen/ - sticky fingers edition

bottoms belong in bikini briefs

This doesn't work for me

i tried wearing those but they're too baggy in the front

This is acceptable. Unless they have a big bunda like shizzler then she belongs in sissy panties

You have to get pissed off at sugar. Hate it like it's your enemy. Then you will not want it. Realize it stands in the way of your goals, and then hate it.

I want to eat so much cake and cereal until I feel full in a sugar coma
Cutting out completely makes me binge eventually

Learn healthy desserts, replacing processed sugar with honey, yogurt, fruits, once you get started you see how easy it is to cut out store bought junk or bakery goods.

are you that jomon bull from Anon Babble?

isn't he like 5 foot 7?

Do cardio

I dunno, I only remember his posts wanting to wrestle white males for dominance

ultimately it doesn't matter, lots of guys look good in different underwear but tighter is always better if it shows off your butt and bulge nicely and still feels comfortable to wear

I'm sick of brown people, there I said it.

I have done this, it doesn't help
Literally nothing helps the craving stop
Thank you for trying

You little bitch. You will NOT eat a donut or a pie on my watch.

Bottoms who know their worth are diamonds.

Short-bros, is this REALLY how tall people see the world?
youtube.com/watch?v=foNEkinS3vw

i think you're just sick of certain aspects that some brown people display but you love most brown people :)

based unicorn asian top

I hate them. They're always sex pests who fetishize white people. I wish they didn't live here.

youtu.be/JhVjfvDXDlI?si=duEg0JOnTkq5r1AQ

they fetishize white people

You say that as if that's a bad thing...

I love brown people (except Indians) !!!

delta do u like this phenotype?

that looks yummy but what does it taste like? tiramisu?

Nope lol

I fetishize white guys but I'm white

come to bed with me, baby

What do you do, /gaygen/?

Fresh donuts

really? i saw the marscarpone and instant coffee and that's why tiramisu came to mind

i think i would change the recipe, replace the oats with puffed rice

fair enough! i love it when guys wear boxers, there's just something sexy about them idk why

Tops need help with they homework.

Nein jager! Put that donut down now

I want all of them

Literally me.

how do i get myself in the mood for cardio?
I find weight training too much fun

You better not or I'll make you burn the cals through stress spankings

i would meow and curl up between his legs and fall asleep

youtube.com/watch?v=X2DTROC4JCI

I immediately go and plant my face on that happy trail of his

You just get up and go for running, it’s that simple

I want cakes more then donutsv
I almost drooling

you want food more than your bf

should I find a goon discord server to cam whore on?
I miss cumming with built fat uncut bears

depends
what do you look like

DO NOT do cardio at your weight. Especially not running. All you will do is increase cortisol and in all likelihood make losing weight harder because you will burn yourself out. Just dial in your diet and lose the weight slowly. If you're willing to be a little risky keto is THE solution for weight loss (but it's not healthy long term imo). Also caffeine abuse lol.

Twink food baby

reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1jyl9ph/do_gay_incels_exist/

how do i find a hot guy to tie me up, guys on grindr don't know what they're doing and i don't want to have to babysit a guy learning how to tie me up i want him to know what he's doing better than i do

step 1
be 11/10

I can see why, its quite delicious. Especially chocolate devil's food cake when topped with juicy berries and drizzled with cocoa sauce. The rich, moist fudge filled pastry is a great vehicle for that creamy sweet icing.

This could be Delta

Not a big fan of chocolate cake, nice try
Bad thing to say

Good evening!!
How are you doing?

Omg that looks good

thinking about finding a goon server
to fap with uncut bears on web cam
:3

Oh haha well good luck on your search!

Really irritated because i fucking want sugar very bad but on a diet, i want to devouring much cake/donuts without a care, you?

pietro won

I go to local bars. I have to reject (or realize after that I'm rejecting) women AFTER I tell them I'm gay. How do straight incels exist? Also fuck women for making me ask if they have a place to sleep in (apparently not a genuine question for them!).

*glug glug glug*

Hi rodney

thinking about finding a goon server

to fap with uncut bears on web cam

What's that like?

heaven

uhhh idk i don't think i can

hi :3
how u doin'?

I'm a white-passing brownoid you'd only know if you saw my cock color

Oh I know what you mean! That's good that you show determination though! I believe you can lose weight if you really want to!
I had a nice day having dinner with my mom and dad at Olive Garden. It was fun. ^-^

Fucking shit now my grief has returned.

Fine, do you prefer tea or coffee?

I am losing 5-6lbs a month currently

That is very nice about the family

maaeeow! ;3
feelin kinda funny hehe. oooh

im bitch
im cunt

chugging cum all by your lonesome again?

i want to pin down a top and make him my bottom

I found a neat looking recipe for a triple cream cheese. I'm sure it's excellent on a bagel, but a cheesecake might just be so decedent it's naughty...

don't forget to use protection, slut

For many, a tasty moist cake with cool blueberry pie filling and topped with fluffy whipped cream and sweet toasted coconut is a favorite.

tea and herbal infusions :3
i was drinking a smoothie :3

i am NOT going to be infantilised

Would

grr, i just wanna strangle a faggot

I really like a lot of sprinkles though

lol

i HATE coconut flakes

odds be straight
evens be gay
repeating numbers stay the course

If your body wants carbs you should listen to it, just don't eat pastries. Have some orange juice/fruit/honey. You probably won't even break your deficit. Trust me you will feel much better.

time to make this straightgen i guess

Do you ever put milk in your tea? Been doing this lately with chamomile and it's amazing, especially with some honey.

do you ever put cock in your ass?

no

oh. well
why not

love fat black asses (male)

It has not helped
When I not can sleep I crave sugar or pizza badly, or I grieve heavily

only on english breakfast :3
i haven't tried it on camomile :0
i have some teabags of camomile, honey and vanilla infusion, i should try it with that :3

Finally, dong Elitist posts pic!

hemorrhoids

Disc?

Name a better album than this go

Wow, I'm glad you're making progress!
And thank you very much!

:o That looks delicious!

Thoughts on tiramisu?

I have beard burn on my asshole

I'm going to WAY out on a limb here, and say it tastes good!

That would be gay.

don’t think i’d like it

I like when guys are vulnerable and suddenly feel less masculine. Like if we were both in bed naked and I reached over and stuck my finger in his belly button and rubbed it

Another guy I think is cute is alread dead.

Ah, yes. Of course... Must be a day that ends in "Y."

Your throat is mine.

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

I went to a hockey game and got drunk and I thought there was going to be a party afterwards but there was no party and now I am drunk for no reason. Wat do?

youtube.com/watch?v=g_QtO0Rhp0w

Omg I think so too! :D

I need some booty

Who'd you see play?

The Flames and the Sharks! It was pretty fun. The Flames are my favourite team but I don’t get to see them often because I live in a different province.

Oh sick man, the sharks are my local team. So how badly did the sharks lose lol? That's usually the case.

5-2 was the final score but there was an empty-netter. It was close for most of the game but the Flames were better at the end. The Sharks suck now but they should have a good chance of getting better soon. They have some good young players.

fuck you you sj faggot

I hope you're keeping cozy ^-^

I’m very cozy Marina I have an electric blanket to keep me warm because I’m in the coldest basement in the entire universe. Are you cozy?

Aww nice! Electric blankets are the coziest for even the coldest places.
I am okay cozy but I will be getting into bed soon and get cozier.
Why are you in a cold basement though?

I’m just staying at somebody’s house. It’s a nice place but the basement is very cold.

youtu.be/3RONUVzHApk

Oh okay. Are you visiting friends?

What's going on? D:

I wonder if China is a real place. I guess it could be. I never saw it though. Would explain all those Chinese people. But people fib a lot too. They used to say tomatoes are poisonous. Makes you question the whole dinosaur story. Giant lizards? Really? A billion people living off rice? You just never really know.

Sometimes searching my name pays off. This is what barely legal meat is supposed to taste like

shut the fuck up

Yeah I’m visiting some friends and family
I know somebody who went to China but maybe they’re a spy lying to me

^

i want him

That sounds nice! I hope you enjoy your time with them. Sorry about the cold basement, though!

message him beeb

The ad at the bottom of the page is kinda lewd

he's in new york

trvke

His face is too fem for facial hair.

I'll message him for you

nigga you used to post your spread ass on here don’t play innocent

Plus he has that weird zoomer face that looks like a combination Pizza of every racial facial feature put together on the same face

asian =/= fem

i wish shizzler did, pffft hmppph

Yeah it’s all good!

zoomers really be looking like Chinese mexican mulatto European arabs out here famb

hes just wasiantino

He'd look better without the stache sis. You know it.

the stache and hair and body hair is like the whole look that's attracting me

this what no dick do to a nigga, he be getting crushes on Mr Potatohead.
Grass, now.

he just awakens ancient mongol trauma idk what to tell you

LOL

dating asians isn't even gay cos they are so fem

Just longing for Ghengis Dong

yes exactlyyy

^u^

Morning fags

24

He looks soo old for 24! Pretty tho

Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling today?

why

yes love thats how mustaches work

shiza’s butthole is uncommonly wrinkly

Feet

it's an appropriate amount of wrinkly

The main problem with buttholes really is the shitting when you really think about it

Shizas butt has its own zip code

you should zip it

navel

that’s why when i’m in charge we’re gonna have bottoms with no digestive tracts they will absorb all the nutrients they need from cum

You envision a strange future anon

leg

it’s gonna look like a butthole on the outside but inside it’s gonna be like a coochie

and there might be a tongue in it gonna need to prototype it first

finally some peace and quiet

I’m gonna play the hard game.
I’m gonna stop talking about shiza completely. Within a month she’ll be begging me to reply.

Good! Just omw to work. You?
I think its less cuz its a mustache and more because its one of those nosferatu mustaches

She'll be too busy riding this deek to care

one of those nosferatu mustaches

its a cossack mustache retard

I’ve always wanted to do a moustache. Maybe I’ll go for it this summer. Moustache summer.

growing stache now that i know it's shizzlers weakness

now to practice squinting my eyes so i can look chinky enough to captivate her bwassy

I went on the worst boring adventure with some heterosexuals that came to my bar, I got a haircut from the male a few weeks ago. Couple of nine years both with kids from other partners. But you know what? I fell in love with them all the same. Theres something about being straight and tied down that being homosexual just cannot breach. Anyways, ciao.

uh oh gaybros...

I’m so glad I had the best sex of my life instead of carving out my genitals and typinyg messages in discord

I was horney and stressed about starting a new job tomorrow so I said yes to a "daddy" who said just wanted to eat my ass and while i was on the way he messaged me a few times to see if i was still coming which i couldnt respond to in time because the burning pile of dogshit aka grindr decided to show a minute-long unskippable ad. And then when I got there he's already got me naked when he says someone else is joining because he thought I wasn't coming and asked if it was ok. So I paniced for a solid minute thinking uh oh, his buddy is coming to overpower and rape me together or worse, which was also kinda hot in a way because of the adrenaline dump. And then the other guy shows up and thankfully it's another young man eager to get his hole ate just like me. Now I'm feeling incredibly awkward for some reason, feeling like I didnt mentally prepare for a threesome nor did I have time to really process it.
During the threesome I felt like the host was not distributing his ass-eating time equally between the two of us and it made me feel bad for my colleague. Also he was making the other guy suck my cock and I felt like he didn't really want to but went with it anyway. I couldn't cum because it was all a bit too overstimulating. He had crazy good technique btw, I didn't realize the extent to which one could truly enjoy eating and chewing ass. He tried really hard to make me cum but I couldn't. The other bottom also couldn't finish, I think.
So now I'm trying to figure out how I feel about thr whole experience but I can't really tell if it was enjoyable or not.
Also before you call me a slut you need to realize that my butt virtue is still intact and this was a one-time hiccup in my almost 30 year streak of celibacy and I didn't even jizz so it can't count as real coitus.
Thanks for reading my blog post

nuh uh nosferatu has it

I grabbed myself another beer. Here a popular beer-drinking song of Newfoundlanders.

youtube.com/watch?v=mlimZYGsT-o

eating a strangers ass from grindr

Yikes

I'm glad to hear that! I hope you have an easygoing day at work. I'm just feeling a little sleepy and getting ready for bed. ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

I shaved my facial hair into a moustache but I look like Freddie Mercury haha.

I've never seen you with any facial hair

That's because I shave it off <.<

nosferatu has a cossack mustache in this one movie, there is no nosferatu mustache, you bimbo

ah ok lol

Really wanna see Marina in a mustache now

in a mustache

Post hand luv

Noooo I look silly hahaha

You look like trans Mario with a mustache bab

so many tasty littles on grindr rn, could have a new one every day of the week

It's a me, Marina hehe

:(

i am nothing

I am the foot molestor

sleepy (─.─||)

Just found a great track.

youtube.com/watch?v=DtJzr1Wcy_s

Peter Thiel has two children, a daughter born in 2019 and a son born in 2021.

Wtf

Marinio i needa u ta tickle my cocka wit ur mustash luv

who was the father?

still no word on the very suspicious circumstances his "boyfriend" died under
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11926699/Peter-Thiels-model-boyfriend-died-WEEKS-NYE-showdown-billionaire-husband.html

Matt Danzeisen is uglier, thiel was down bad when he married with him

Danzeisen, 56, was enraged that Thomas was among the attendees and started a verbal confrontation with Thiel that took place in front of a roomful of guests, witnesses say.

Sources told DailyMail.com that the romance between the 55-year-old Thiel and the 35-year-old Thomas – 20 years his junior – was an 'open secret’ in elite gay circles, particularly in Los Angeles.

Thomas knew that Thiel was married, but whether or not Danzeisen was aware of Thiel’s relationship with Thomas is uncertain.

lmao

Hahaha stoooop

rich evil gays luv

Or just chillin' n' grillin.' Well, the ones that aren't also sex pests.

this was my initial thought lol

chantilly cake without the strawberries basically

there are no ethical people in upper echelons of finance, you can only be elevated if youre unethical and perverted, its a private club based on the threat of mutual destruction

another thoughtful post ignored, not good

Eggs :)

I learned this watching fallout on Amazon

Depends on what you mean by "ethical." Either way, if you're competent, it's the best place to be because the only consideration is results.

all the clues are there regarding everything. That’s my problem. everyone is willfully ignorant and I just can’t abide by that. Disney ass Debbie homosexuals. Fuck that.

i feel more grounded when I hang out with straight bros

i learned it from epstein lol

doesn't your dad work in finance?

yeah, there’s this unabashed honesty and sincerity like they’re not afraid to be stupid and happy. Meanwhile faggots put up a million facades and barriers to try and protect themselves or stand for something and we all end up miserable.

Wtf i love straight ppl now

Maybe we should just run the world while having the straights tied up and used like baby factories? Honestly, probably less of an annoyance that way.

no, where did you get that from lol, those champagne socialist memes about me have spun out i see lmao

i feel like i'm always in a den of thieves when i'm around gays
i can see why so many guys become loner gays as they get older
you can only take so much immorality before your soul starts to feel crushed by the weight of your decisions

I'M GONNA CUM!

the girl didn’t have her id and kept having to use the bathroom and the 2nd and third place we went closed after 1am or wouldn’t accept a phone ID picture but I was vibing with them just driving around and taking shots from the bottle in the car. I would pound her man out but it’s not about that. There was a beautiful three way mutual respect. She’s three kids in and killing it and they had a firearm. I love self defense.

is he the most magical, majestical, awe inspiring boy-genius ever chat?

Gross! Put that away.

He’s hot but his music sucks

hes the first successful male to wasian lisa rina transition

Lol sounds like a very exciting night out. If they ask you to a threesome, would you?

The only things were good at are giving pop music direction and pornography. In the least homophobic way possible, I’m entirely over being gay. I’ll never find my dream guy. It’s over!

You just give up on making that connection.

I'm sorry, you're going to have to post something musical to make such a patently absurd claim. It's taken me years to be able to play Playing God, he is a f*cking genius.
LMAO even cheeza knows

Not post some generic slut pop made by some sow with a cow anus vagina, subhuman

no I could never touch pussy but I would risk it all and ruin their relationship next time he cuts my hair.

Such a gold star, luv. This guy is your barber, or cuts your hair in his spare time?

get your dicks out right
Now
Now now now now

Technical =/= good
Something can be hard to play and still sound like shit
and something can be easy to play and still sound great

where did cheeza come from anyhow who coined that

I overpaid him for the location a few weeks ago and we were vibing. They’re a couple doors down from my bar and I ran into them a second time after he said he’d take her there post haircut. Tonight didn’t pan out but I wanna go to some straight clubs with them and get weird.

zoloft time om nom

Be the dream guy you wish you could be. Also, crush your opponents ruthlessly--unless you encounter another. Then just negotiate objectives. Symbiotic duo-homos is hard strat to beat.

You know nothing swine. Go wear a dress and jerk off to cardi b idiot

is there a pill i can take to make me smarter?

I coined it, because thy skin reminds me of the freshest cheese i want to nibble on forever.

I am and have been that guy for like two years except for superficial details. All my past contacts and every guy that approaches me ain’t it. I almost sent my bi fwb from last year a dick pic because no one has impressed me like him since. Mother fucker.

not very appetizing

Are you trying to flip him maybe?

it's what they call japanese cheese crackers (similar to cheez-its but much better tasting), i had them once

Best I could do. Breeza because i want to waft your scent?

So whats the power position?

All I’m saying is I’d rather have Tim in drag sucking my dick than ever listen to one of his songs again

Idk you but if a 9.3/10 wanted to nibble on my skin forever, I'd be flattered.

lol i love how obsessed with cheese they are even though they cant digest it

lol snatch sisma's wig

hot gays are still... le unhappy?

Fuck off bimbo. You don't get to troon in gaygen and then take it back and pretend you're not a troonard. And post you playing something that's better than Tim. I'm waiting.

9.3/10

come on now chile

I AFKED IN THE MISSION AND GOT KILLED ARRHGHGHR

You’re such a fanboy it’s ridiculous. You can’t even stand me saying Polyphia sucks. You could insult any of my favorite bands and I wouldn’t give a shit because I know music is subjective.

No I’m not actively trying but if he wanted to kiss and touch while she wasn’t present I’d run with it.

You mean how to win Dan’s heart? You have to not care about anything and be good at kissing. Bi fwb still had political leanings but we were just fuckin like every night for 5 months and he could carry a conversation when I was crashing out. Also he’d get on top of me and demand sex and put pills in my mouth.

that's your candida controlling you

9.25 that's as low as i go, and strictly on a bad hair day and when my breath smells like tacos
That's not it retard, and you're changing the argument now like a girl would. Just take hrt and admit you're a weak bitch with sub-100 IQ who doesn't understand complex music.

big gay cock

*cries*

when the finna is gag

this is reminding me of when my ex ate things i find icky and then i didnt wanna kiss him even if he washed his teeth

That doesn't exactly sound healthy... I mean, I'd be into it if I were IRA or something, or if the christcucks were being dealt with, finally.

Look what do you want me to say? I already said earlier that technical doesn’t mean good. Do you want me to say that Tim's playing is very technical? I’ll easily admit yeah it is very technical. Is it anything I’d ever actually want to listen to? No lol

ye but you allergic to flavor gurl, you find white rice to be too spicy

No. I want you to say that you don't understand technical music because you're an idiot. Or, name some technical complex musicians or songs that you do understand. Otherwise I'm going to write you off as a bimbo

i can eat spicy if its flavorful i just dont like things that are spicy for spiciness sake + i love vodka and vodka is spicy

not following the conversation at all tbdesu

i lowkey hate food i wish i could just eat nonspecific crunchy balls all my life and be fine and healthy

vodka isn't spicy >though

it burns your throat, its basically the same thing

It wasn’t healthy and that’s just it. Caring about concepts and philosophies is actually more unhealthy than just raw undiscriminated sex. Imagine letting things you will never change or impact impede on your interpersonal relationships. That plus I can tell from like 10 seconds of exchange that someone will pan out that way or is just ultra boring.

if you don’t like technical music you’re dumb

LMAO

LMAO i can't with youse

what did i say...

Polish food is fucking good though

So would bleach but it doesn't make it spicy

youre ginger

Average IQ in Brazil is monke. Go get drunk and play your frying pan drums retarda

You funny, that's all in a good way

i see

my music has lots of notes and chords in it so it’s good!

Igor, the only Brazilian man I slept with loved biting my lower lip. Three years later and he’s still single despite having a medical degree. It all returns to nothing.

Good observation

I actually know one. Lives in a rural town and refuses to use any kind of dating or hookup app besides anonymous gay chatrooms (but doesn’t meet up with anyone from there).

Dreams of finding his perfect match while shopping as that’s the only time he leaves his house.

This could describe SO many people here...

What your problem with red hairs you targaryen ho?

just don't like em, simple as

Does virginity grow back?

ok I have to be up in 6 hours thanks everyone for helping me to ponder especially dark eye dark beard Idanon who presumably has a fat ass and cock mostly Idanon. Thank you.

You wouldn't get it monk, go record yourself shooting your pistola at the moon.

you just don’t get it man, so what if this song sounds like shit? It’s hard to play so it’s good!

Go clang on a coconut tree with some bananas joao