/chasergen/

Cool cactus edition

No Qott, gay

bet that cactus tastes good. look at those big flat paddles

I was gonna ask if you guys ever ate cactus before but seems unlikely

i love cactus sm

ive never eaten it but i heard its a delicacy i want to eat it so bad
is it good does it taste like i imagine it would

Fuck me.

I have
Chaser from TX btw

I want a cool cactus..
I've never eaten cactus its actually the first time I hear about it

Cool thread
Gotta admit it's hella cool

it does taste like you might imagine it’s a bit slimy but has almost a sweet, acidic taste. i usually get nopales on my tacos if they have it and it’s so good

ive searched every taco place in my country and not one has nopales. im getting desperate im going to start importing it i can't live without knowing
im not afraid of a little slime... that makes it sound insanely good i never imagined it would be acidic i sorta thought it would b like. cucumber

want to be put in a shock collar and forced to be feminine

I ate prickly pears, so technically a cactus fruit, and I'm EU, so not as unlikely as you think

oughhhhh those are the other thing i really wanna eat.... what was it like was it good was it sweet. was the texture as good as it looks. did u get long term physical damage from the spikes and stuff
im in the thread 2 seconds and im already shitting it up talking about food 24/7 again im so sorry

Same

it's very sweet, slightly chewy to bite, but then it sort of melts in your mouth, there's seeds inside that can be rather annoying, but I just swallow them and call it a day lol
no spikes on it, they get peeled first lmao, tho, if you peel them yourself, get some gloves on and be ready to feel stung for days

I wish I lived in the desert.

whoaaaaaaa thats so fun i cant go another minute without eating it im gonna go track one down right now. i read on a blog that you can like burn them off but i dont think my landlord would be happy if i started a fire. its good when fruits have seeds cause it means its a real fruit i get scared when i eat modern fruits and they're like these weird nullo'd abominations :(

Hi

that's prickly pear. they make tasty fruit that tastes like watermelon.

I like strawberries and cherries
strawberry pie is the best! might make one again

whoaaa ive never seen cg this slow where's the energy... where's the passion... was there a big fight earlier or something you guys are bumming me out

I just learned you can disable your cat with cheese youtube.com/watch?v=rQgXkNYHhKU

Other threads aren't getting people instant bans atm so this one will slowly die

huhh wdym?

For a while before the hack, tripping on other gens got people banned pretty regularly but I found that here that wasn't happening and this thread got very popular. It seems it isn't happening now so people will migrate to less yucky threads I imagine.

I want a tranny gf to workout with that will also go on long walks to the beach at sunset (in Europe)

i see... that's so sad im gonna miss everyone

I want to buy Zelda a link to the past and play it again. just got nostalgia thinking about it. fun times as kid

I would like to be incredibly slutty on the internet tonight. Any recommendations? Is there a new Omegle or some place to be a slutty slut on video for someone? Do I make an only fan

Legend of Geld-a: No Balls, Just an Ass

this is the best one of these ive seen yet. i love you anon
i havent found a substitute for omegle yet... its such a bummer

How is everyone feeling?

i gotta pee soooooooooo bad

I produce a lot of precum as a chaser. I'd be very embarrassed if my tranner was less leaky than me. I would feel emasculated.

leaky chaser... i never considered this... i think i need you anon...
captcha 69HNH

al pastor bowl i’m eating for dinner ^_^

trans pre is the nectar of the gods

The precum is a big hit. Bitches love precum.

Yummy

Serious? I want to show my tits and ass and watch a penis cum to it and that doesn’t exist now

Then go, idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=wLLTaZyXDt0

Pulling out to lap up whatever leaked out of my trans gf’s cock

whoaaa that looks insanely good i want a bite...
it makes total sense, right? words are cheap but u cant fake pre... its undying proof of your affection... i think thats totally romantic
but what if i miss a post from chaseranon :(

It's nice for 3 or 4 months and then hell stuck inside for the rest of the year
Making the most of it rn

am i a bad person if i sleep w a 45 yr old chaser on grindr who has a gf? like i’m helping him cheat right? he seems rly rly hot tho and i’m kinda touch starved as fuck and the thought of being someone’s affair is kinda fun

You should do it because it's funny

they say modern man lives better than a king in the middle ages.
I have doubt. they could just go to town and take whatever woman they wanted. I cant

its fine if she's cis i ran the moral calculus and you're all good. its not okay if she's ugly though. or bisexual

You can but you'll end up in jail
Just like they did

what’s funny ab it?
she’s cis idk anything more than that

cactus is the shit i literally have a jar of pickled cactus in my kitchen rn

I didnt know eating cactus was a thing . Idk if Ive ever seen that on a menu or maybe I did but didnt know what it was
reminds me of this: youtube.com/watch?v=SOO4fxjVbOI
Youmust go to Mexico then

I'll be here

You'd be broken upon the wheel

can you ask if she's ugly or bisexual for me rq. like you need to figure out why he's cheating. is it emotionally motivated or is it a libido thing.
they PICKLE IT i cant take this anymore im tired of living in the asshole of the earth i need to eat a cactus NEOW
i really want to go but its like totally expensive to get there right... when im rich and famous ill go. i wonder if there's many chasers there i meet a lot of people from south america in here but its hard to tell if that means its good eatin' or bad right
i dont put out for tripfags... ha toof

It wouldn’t be hell stuck inside with me

Need a tranner gf who wants to watch youtube videos about math and rock after work

What, i don't want to fuck you

i really like videos about both of those but if you show me a video about math rock i will instinctively attack you. would that be okay
is it my bad personality or my small breasts :(

I meant rock bath and forth autistically. I forgot I'm surrounded by normoids baka

they PICKLE IT i cant take this anymore im tired of living in the asshole of the earth i need to eat a cactus NEOW

check this out, this is like the second most important website to me after my hrt distro mexgrocer.co.uk

is it emotionally motivated or is it a libido thing.

his bio said "looking4tsonly, i have a gf i just like something different sometimes" and he tapped me we havent talked yet

You call me 'cute like a puppy'

why didnt u specify. know that as i read that i was rocking back and forth in my chair i feel like we're kindred spirits. what field of math are u into im curious now. i was always more of a number theory girl but lately ive been experimenting with a little set theory. im still new so be gentle if those are basic picks :(
anon im not gonna beat the transbian allegations if you treat me this well. i wanna take you away from all this
don't bother me with theoreticals i thought you had his cock in one hand and your phone in the other message him fast and ask about his ugly bi gf

you are cute like a puppy though... you're like a little sister or something to me i wanna take u under my wing and protect u from the evil chasers

don't bother me with theoreticals

yes maam sry maam

good anon. upload a photo of his gf when u get it

shoulderhon?

her body is tea

typing whole ass essays itt

Im not a girl or a baby bitch
Maybe I be your brother
You never see me, I am probably ugly and you will puke

Kms I forgot to turn my trip off

id read them anon :( i love you
thats messed up... i cant believe youd do that to her
its ok to be ugly... ill forgive u

I am a very masc man actually. You feel better today?

Should I make a Grindr tonight for entertainment or will it make me sad in my soul

Not a ton but definitelya little. Thank you again it was good advice and sweet of you to take time to talk with me. Also sorry about the gender confusion stuff, I always have trouble with it in this gen

You're welcome.
Its ok. People here want me to transition for some reason.
Where you trip at?

I don't trip here it causes too much drama. I only had it on for the 25+ check in thread thingie. Dw i respect your identity as a male I'm.just retarded

more like her body is T

that app raised me so im biased but its really fun... if u have a thick enough skin for here you'll be fine. just know that ghosting is very normal and expected and that you will probably see at least one person you know irl

butts

Pretty gay

yes you should it’s fun

if you're not super damaged and have some dignity you're gonna find it pretty gross

need

why is this labelled nopalitos. why am i only getting the itos. do they have full nopales in the back they think i cant handle. why are they holding out on me

knee*

Grindr is ok for validation but it's way too much work finding a suitable fuck friend there. Only 1 out of like 500 of the messages I get are even close to acceptable appearance wise.

Put you pp in that and report back to us

wow you must live somewhere REALLY ugly
in the bag? or inside the nopal? either way you're gonna have to wait a few months for shipping i think :( but ill do it for u bb

i see a lot of people growing cactus in their yards, probably eating them. how hungry do you have to be to eat cactus? why not eat rotisserie porcupine with it to really fuck your mouth up

I do

bag

Just do both

im really hungry all the time its because food tastes so good. apparently its like sweet and kinda sour doesn't that sound incredible. when i was a kid i read a book about dogs going on a journey and there's a graphic description of them eating a hedgehog and it always sounded like the most delicious thing in the world ive wanted to eat it ever since but i can never catch them

okay i will do my best!!!

At least I know a qt is still posting here

i need knees too, a body without knees just isn't the same

a body without knees just isn't the same

this would make a good bumper sticker

You know what taste really good? Mt dew and vodka

And fireball

I miss pichu's insaneposting.....

Good girl
Anon I'm probably old enough to be your parent. My cute days are far behind me

i know my palate is maturing because i ate fireball the other day and it kinda tasted good. i wanna try it again...
mtdew is hard to find here though its a rare delicacy
awawawaawawawawa ;;
me too i wonder if she's sleeping

let me try

i'm afraid of going outside!

all chasers i gay!

trans women are not women!

i'm not crazy!

I'm 30 so probably not

you seem fun, are you new here?

I like vodka with blue monster. Worth a try

awawa

Careful you'll get called transbian again

im getting cuter now im 6 months on hrt

some knees are pretty even, maybe I'll be a kneefag

i showed up just before the site went down! im having a lot of fun posting im definitely still pretty new tho
i cant even awawawa now what am i meant to do..... i stopped keysmashing cause people said it was annoying.....

I'm 38 so maybe more like an older sibling then

again

she has a girlfriend why would anyone stop

pichu died on the ffs operating table so it goes

You're right around the point I think people start looking cute

yay! i miss being optimistic

Sad thread the transbians can't even flirt for the chasers to watch, self insert and fap to
I don't keep track

true n based

i'll trade you one bronya for one pichu

thats awful....
shhhh she's a SECRET girlfriend you'll ruin the fantasy for the chasers
right... they don't get it
so cold... im sorry anon...

Maybe they like it too much and don't want to chafe

its dangerous i worry a lot about that stuff chaseranon never takes proper precautions :(

I have 1038 messages on Grindr I can’t do this shit wtf how can anyone do this it’s been like half an hour

gotta type fast! its fun that way

Make sure to block the ones too ugly to dm or they will report you and get you banned
Sometimes a dry rub is nice but definitely limited to once a day I think.

i see... im taking notes

Such a little smartie

20+ years older then me

Really hot

wahh... thank u im not used to being praised like this in here im a little nervous

jäger are you old enough to be on this website -_-

Yes

idk if i believe u can u post some photo id

You're a sweetheart but I don't think It's would work between us :p
Ofc np at all cutie. You deserve praise, don't feel bad about receiving it

Why?
Nyet

okay, i'll do my best then!!!

With younger men i only like the soft cute kind and you said you're manly :p
That's a lovely start, good girl again. Make sure to keep up the practice

every muscle around my groin hurt from wearing chastity and I had to take it off for a night, I hate my brain and wish I could just do it with a bf instead :(

you can show them now

Chaser btw

uuu its so hard to resist the urge to immediately apologise... im strong i won't fold
classic muscle soak stuff works pretty good for this if you're careful with where it gets!

I need you

I wish my life would be so much easier
wdym "careful with where it gets"? also I have a shower so idk if it's possible

Did Boston have a birthday or do we have multiple olds

Why would you apologize when you've done so well? If anything i should praise you more.

sadly I'm european in a place with no chasers :(

Im leaving chasergen forever now

how do i know if i smell? i’m scared that i smell

rub your hand where you think you smell and then smell it

I don't know who that is
Don't leave i really like you, you're wise for your age and give good advice.

good luck with your new bf then <3
make your bf smell your armpit and ask them

like. be wary of your sensitive tissues. and stuff.
there's ones that are like topical creams they're suuuper good i totally recommend them. not really related to your issue anymore sorry
hehe im happy i did a good job!!

Thank you, I will return then

I'm really proud of you for not dooming and accepting my kind words.
I'm glad. See you soon friend, thank you again

need hot gooner chaser fwb

Need a tranny gf who will get up in the middle of the night while I'm asleep, rub cotton balls across her sweaty taint, and dab her smell in key parts of my home so I remember her throughout the day

qott

yeah, to be honest if any chaser knew that, i’d probably fall for them instantly

hey cg how are we tonight <3

how can I convince my girlfriend to not kill herself??
I love her so fucking much and I've made it clear she's not alone and I'm right here. it isn't enough tho and idk what to do. I don't want to lose her. rather, I want her to live even if without me

it's just strain from forcing erections so I should be fine in a short time if I would wear it more often
rel but full time one would be better

Thank you too
It means a lot when people talk to me

Hello other olderanon. We love you

she has bpd and you are being manipulated and abused. she'll never kill herself and you're safe to just leave her.

ehehe i did my best :3
this is how you keep them obsessed it works. that and the thing with the underwear but you guys know that already
im cheering u on!!! you gotta work little by little!!!
hi sukei!!! thread is kinda dead today for some reason :(

make her happy and try to help her fix her problems. also try to make her take meds for it and do therapy as it helps the most people
oh and if she will be fighting against you, you may not be able to get to her which is sad but would be the case with me most likely

You're welcome. I know the feeling of loneliness. When I see you itt I'll be sure to respond to you.
Hello anon, glad to be welcome
Absolutely precious. Your gf is very lucky to have someone so sweet.

to be honest anon, it’s not your job to stop her from wanting to kill herself, that’s her job. all you can do is support her through that journey, suicidal ideation and such is a very serious mental health issue that needs therapy and lifestyle changes to deal with, along with a loooot of time. just let her know you’ll be there to support her through thick and thin, lift her up when she’s down, patch her up when she’s hurt, and be the best boyfriend you can be. i’m proud of you anon <3

THERES NO QOTT
thats rough buddy

And I need you

pits smell like old deodorant and breath smells like warm air

Go take a shower then, you skinny bitch. Then put the collar on

it’s literally right there anon idk what ur talking about

hey bronya are you aware of the allegations against suge knight

I went on cam for a bit and everyone called me hot and said I had a perfect body it was nice

ooh pretty pink

Would people here sponsor the shock collar you can use thru the web if I would let people here use it on me?
Need

who's suge knight?
<333 thank u thats so nice...

dont gaslight me babe

I missed it, it's so over

You earned the kindness so you are.bery welcome.

discord?
I mean, we could video call.

they report you on grindr for not answering messages? what?
can you set the settings to only allow tranners not regular dudes?

It was on some Omegle type sites you didn’t miss it here
I have discord yeah. Should I make soc posts tonight? That could be fun…

Yes one of my friends was banned because ignoring people and getting lots of reports. Sadly no one grindr anyone can dm. I've never been banned but I immediately block anyone old or ugly

Your skinny girly neck is just perfect for collar training

Need

You need to know your fuckin place!

I mean, you could, but I personally want your discord if you're so cute. :P
t. some random guy

youve got some research to do

or what?

woa that one is so scary... i wonder what it feels like...
okay im reading up on it right now!!!

ballsballsballsballs

Goon day.
Singles for cis porn
Dubs for trannors
Trips for femboys

there was supposed to be a chance to not do it too

PLEASEEEE let me go in hm if i get dubs they'll call me a transbian again

NO IT'S GOON DAY

ok nice easy money see you [REDACTED]s later

thinking of not doing it as edging or someting

ok im back

I knew you weren't a real gooner. Fucking poseur

goon evening rolling

did you enjoy them jerking off to you?

yall notice how almost all trans/femboy porn these days is transbian shit or the girl larping that she wants to top guys but never actually doing it?

i messed up im really embarrassed i dont want to talk about it.

no, it's real, she has attempted before and this time it seems something actually planned and such. I wish she doesn't go through with it but I'm scared of her trying and even if giving up not being able to stop in time.

I try my best to make her happy, and she does take meds for depression but still doesn't seem to help much. she goes to therapy and I tell her to be honest to the therapist and to her family as well but still doesn't seem enough to help her.

thank you. and yes I've always reassured her how much I fucking love her and how I'll always be here for her. I've always been here when she wanted to hurt herself.
I tell her things can get better, that things can change and how we'll do nice things she really wants to do in the future, how I want to marry her and such and be there for her for the good and the bad times. still tho it seems it isn't enough to make her want to stay here.

Okay random guy let’s link up how do I find you

I can relate. Sometimes i don't jerk off for days, then I edge for hours, but I cum by accident, and you know you've just wasted all that time

we got a professional gooner over here

I'm actually a fake gooner. I said it was goon day, but I'm just playing Oblivion. I was never planning on gooning. I'm sorry.

Kind of. It was fun making 17 penises cum without even taking my bra off but my secret fetishistic desire is to become enslaved to one cock that I master and worship

youtu.be/Bu_hw963AG4?si=z2IkNllXDNBY_N2L

its sooo annoying right it feels like a real personal failing. i refuse to be too weak ill overcome it im gonna hone my technique until no boygooner can outshine me. im a feminist

Never mind it's goon day again

reprehensible behavior sir

WAOWIE! consider me aroused!

tell me your discord lol

what did you do to make the 17 penises cum?

lol

WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY HUH?

Okie convo getting yucky again ill go for a bit

i’m gonna write some mean sissy captions about cis guy getting shock collared

i can't stop them without your help please stay

take that googoo gaga baby talk somewhere else lil nigguh it's thirsty thursday

you wish that was you huh

Sad. I wish my dick worked right now so I could masturbate. Dildos aren’t men.
Nty, real men post their discords.

ok frimtwinkly at gmail

enforcing this rule from now on thats virtuous

I stood there in bike shorts and a bra with my belly out and shook my bum a little. Maybe told a couple guys I prefer smaller cocks (true).

my therapist asked me what my reasons for living were and i couldn't come up with anything

I need a bitch that looks like Juno from Overwatch

see

might just want to stick with cis women if this is what you’re looking for

You don't play with your prostate?

Its ok if she looks slightly like Juno

if you needed her that bad u would have found her by now. food for thought

That would be enough to make me cum. Maybe some ass crack

yes i do

I can stimulate my prostate but what I really need is my entire consciousness stimulated by the complete physical presence of a man, including both violent and gentle prostate stimulation. I want to love him so thoroughly I randomly find his scattered body hairs in my bed all week.

What's smaller to you?

4.5 inches to 6.5 inches is the sweet spot for toys and me

Need to hold hands with a girl while she grinds her prostate on my dick

Do you slightly look like her?

belly

Hell yeah. I'm at 6.25 inches (not bone pressed) so not small but hopefully acceptable

what’s that actual novel about forced feminization but it’s not like sexual it sounds pretty traumatic it’s like “sisters of X” or something?

idk

i dont think i look like her even slightly i am sorry anon. i love you anyway though

Can I see?

Bronya quick question: what's the ideal penis size for chasers?

Please don’t hit me with this stuff I’m existentially and painfully romantic horny tonight
I just don’t know what would happen past 6.5” anything smaller is perfect
Hmmm yes I can show a lil peek but what’s in it for me

every time dick size comes up mine lands right on the cusp of being 'too big' so I imagine its basically perfect and yet I have no one to use it on

Hi guys I feel bad
I can no longer cope in solitude I've broken the apathy and realized I need strong human connection but don't have the skills to get it because I've been developmentally stunted and afraid my whole life
For some reason being here just reminds me of that all the time now instead of being an escape
The therapist still hasn't called back

honestly i want to be more of a size queen than i am. i still think 7" is like comically large porn sized to the point where im like struggling to tear my eyes away from it. for me personally im a little out of practice so i get kinda nervous if its too big... but they're more fun to look at and play with, right? i think there's appeal to a bunch of different sizes its hard for me to come down hard on one particular number i would just maybe approach them a little differently

it sucks a lot yeah

As long as I fit inside you. You like missionary? I like how intimate it is

I've broken the apathy and realized I need strong human connection but don't have the skills to get it because I've been developmentally stunted and afraid my whole life

welcome to your new home I suppose. thats how it went for me and after years of trying to figure out where to find anyone I can relate to this was the only place with consistent results. though, a lotta people are horrifically shitty, so ymmv

i have never measured my cock but i think its 6

Sorry, I'm feeling the romantic horny too and fantasizing out loud

Nice bro, good solid length

You wanna use it on me no strings attached? I just need to borrow a horny chaser for one magical weekend together.
“Too big” is better for oral stuff, like I want to shove the fattest possible cock in my mouth just not my asshole you know? Maybe post srs I can be a size queen.
See I’m scared of letting someone big inside me but mine was 7.5” and insanely girthy pre trans so most dicks actually still instinctively look and feel small to me even though they’re plenty big for my ass.
Missionary is great, I feel like I’m probably best from behind though because I have a fat ass but god the validation of someone fucking me and making eye contact with me at the same time is something I haven’t had in 4 years
6 is awesome
I’m listening to Lana del Rey you can’t do this to me. Can you post something for me? A pic of you? Or something you like?

can you just go jerk off already

this stray cat is retarded. I noticed multiple little holes dog in the field behind my home and a turn laid on the side of the hole

its like sub 2 unerect though so i cant bulge max :(

I can get my dick sucked but what I really need is my soul sucked right now . Im talking a spiritual journey. Tell me someone in here got some fn peyote or ayahuasca

almost no chance you're near me and I already jack off too much dont get me started

The eye contact is the best part. Cumming while you're looking into the eyes of someone you care about is better than any kind of physical pleasure

I don’t jerk off weirdo
lol that’s intersex micro penis territory
I’m the most spiritual creature on Anon Babble
Wya I have a lot of flyer miles

im totally jealous that seems kind of optimal... i was never all that hung so im just easily impressed i think! but ive met people that take crazy shit like no problem and its totally intimidating to me i think im just too much of an amateur... its embarrassing qq

I haven’t had romantic sex since my husband died but it’s good to know it’s a possibility again one day there’s still people who want it

why you gotta be mean

I don’t jerk off

we have become painfully aware of that

jerk me off tenderly ?

you people are so fucking gay oml

I don't want to have sex with anyone I can't have romantic sex with desu

I'll do it with two fingers gently and slowly

I can't stop gooning my agp sissy clitty to bnwo bbc sissy hypno feminisation porn.... >.<

I'm starting to think I might be a real woman!!!! >_< Maybe I'm really a real girl....I'm totally not a pornsick freak.... >.<

these are the same post to me

youre so freaking valid noner

dawg what did i just read

Yeah.

The horny anon is the best anon in cg. The thread is always better when she's horny. Other tranners can cope, seethe, &c

thanks babe feel free to like gnaw on it a little if u want

Don't ask jade
Don't ask stu
Don't ask autumn
Don't ask (probably many more)

I can gently nibble

im pro horny anon the chasers complain when the threads not horny enough and then they can't handle it when it actually takes off... they're impossible to satisfy...

interesting lmao

i wish i was unaware as to the existence of lesbians.

I was going to give a genuine answer but I remembered my delusions

you can like girls and still be invalid or whatever your goal is

i wish i was unaware to the existence of sissy and diaper fetishists but uhhh

Some of the weirdest people on earth are in this thread right now

what about sissy diaper lesbians

ive never been aware of anything an i like it that way

I'm totally a woman!!!! This definitely isnt just my fetish!!! AGP is a hecking transphobic chud lie!!!!!

want you all to myself

tfw no canadian gf

The infamous bronya tongue could satisfy me quickly, completely and easily

hehe thats cute anon... im the type that's hard to pin down but i promise im worth it in the end
its my signature!

when’s the gladiator fight between yall happening

oh u know just what momma likes... thank u baby

i would never let a chaser be hurt it would break my heart. even emotional pain is too much

i want to chain her up in my shed
he wants to have gross sweaty honsbian sex
we are not the same

Just being scientific
Who is we?
Same nowadays
Sure why not
They’ve been hurting my feelings the last couple days and making me feel like horny isn’t welcome anymore here
What delusions? I want your answer, please?

yeah get outta here you fucking loser

we will be seen we will be heard

I live in the midwest (emphasis on mid) and I would only actually fuck someone who meets my standards of morality

#nevergoon

Horny is meant for private, not public. Your behavior is bad.

don't put down your fellow chaser.... you're brothers in arms... (i need you so bad dont tell the other guy)

Are you the anon with the fantasy about sitting on a guy's lap and jerking him off?

i only fuck people who meet my standards of morality too (none)

What the fuck bronya? I thought we had something. You're breaking my heart bronya

god DAMNIT bronya

the two of you aren't in competition... you should be working together not against each other (you were always my favourite. don't tell the others)

I meant to reply to oh well

bronya how you do you say your name
is like like bron yuh or bro nigh uh or something else

im so sorry..... qq
idk ive just been reading it like the name... the former of ur examples

bro nig uh

Gooning is for the marital bed between husband and wife. It is sinful to goon outside of marriage

bro-nee-ah
like brony

pretty sure its a reference to HSR so bron-ya iirc
bro-nya is funnier though

got it got it i will be using these interchangeably

bronigga ftw

im not a tourist... dont associate me with that afab slop... its a hi3 reference cause im cultured.
actually i just picked it cause i got bronwyn on unsee as a randomly generated name and i thought it was pretty but i didnt want to appropriate welsh culture
exactly as intended

i am so much cooler when i talk to people in my head

nya~ :3

I like watching LBs tiktok.
LB, if you are reading this, ily

i forgot how good katy perry was if only she didn’t do the dumbass space shit

are u talking abt the new stuff is it actually listenable i skipped it on principle cause it pissed me off so much

Biggest I have ever been

look like complete shit because loose skin

FUCK

Shame.
Yes, that’s one of my top fantasies.
I’m pretty moral, I’m from Catholicism and the south so I have all that internalized prudishness and shame. Midwest isn’t that far.

It's the same tiktok tweaked like 5% over and over
But that's how you game the algorithm I guess

Katie Perry is one of those women you get horny for as a kid, but as an adult, she's mid. Also, not a big fan of her music

no i’m listening to her old stuff the new stuff is so bad

i figured....

I have all that internalized prudishness and shame.

sure don't act like it

my morals are chuunishit and in some parts antithetical to Catholicism - at least how its typically practiced

a lot of my favorite artists i started listening to because i thought they were hot as a kid

you eat poop, nobody cares what you think…

is anyone here into hapa drunky white trash girls

Well thanks for the good jerk the other day with one of your top fantasies. You have good taste

Nice trips, and yes. Wanna get drunk some more?

I gave you my email.:P
and I want a post srs tranner.
t. 7 1/4

I look like this and I say this

thats way too young to be using this website wtf

i’m a virgin now

yall can both hang if u like... what's ur poison? i'm about 4 beers deep but i'm big into rum

depends on the type of asian

haha look at the fuckin virgin lmao

i am a virgin again (havent had sex for 12 years)

As anon on the tranny chaser thread. How many of my nudes have you seen though?
Idk what that means but I am not catholic anymore
Describe your taste
Email? It’s 2025 and you want me to email you? Email? Is this the 1998 Nora ephron directed romantic comedy starring Meg Ryan and tom hanks, you’ve got mail? I have srs consult in september but I think it’d be fun to do all the dickgirl stuff before I get it

shut up

I have half a bottle of vodka in the fridge and some zero sugar sodies to mix it with but I probably shouldn't
I can tell tonight would accidentally turn into a saddrunk night, been feeling weird all day

yes, just to exchange discords
and what's wrong with 1998?
I thought you zoomies were
"totally 90s kids"

i’m a born again one if christians can do it so can i

viet-chinese
rest of my family is mostly french north americans of various sorts
ahh that's understandable anon, it's been super summery today so i've been on light beers and smoked some hash while outside hehehe

Ok fine the other board’s cg thread is more active anyway with men posting pics tonight, I just keep coming here out of nostalgia
I’m not a zoomie

ew no thanks

ew you bitch

never gonna let a man inside my ass, that’s gay

you seem like you just don't want to email me or give me your discord.
it's w/e

women let men in their ass all the time

they are gay as hell for that

i always make sure to hide it inside as soon as possible whenever im around a dick so i dont have to look at it bcs im not gay

I'm kind of a hopeless romantic. I really like scenarios that are emotionally intimate. Probably the primary way I think of sex is as a way to express intimacy. So I like anything that aligns with that. I especially like things that maximize skin to skin contact. I love teasing and foreplay too, giving and receiving. In terms of personality, I like women that are confident and who know what they want, and that seems like you

You seem like a creep yeah

i have to become natalie mars

hey babe im totally non binary lemme hit

Right? If I'm having sex with a woman she has to hide her dick in me so it's not gay

who do you plan on grooming meffy

So if you’re into me then make a move? I’m leaving this board when summer hits.

this argument has convinced me. i will apply tgel religiously from now on in order to maintain my heterosexuality

she did a grooming? why didn’t she groom me? >:(

I dont believe in being born again or christianity but I would believe in miracles if I talked you into my bed

why wait

Because I’ll be bored in the meantime until the semester ends

are any of the chasers black itt

ok im gonna go sleep make sure to do at least a little skincare tonight anon... when was the last time u put moisturiser your skin needs it extra bad as the seasons change be gentle to it

not allowed

lame

non binary isn’t real, it’s made up just like the moon landing and the female orgasm

I always moisturize after showering

never because i'm not a woman

im proud of u anon that's smart thats the most important time...
i just know ur skin feels like an old leather couch. kinda cute i wonder if it smells like one

yeah you're a transbian for sure

You like bbc baby?

LMAO you guys get nervous about the weirdest shit its so cute... let's scroll grindr together then im an expert i can get u whoever you want from on there

i wish i was a wolf

idk abt all that bbc fetish shit i just have a normal preference okay

coyotes only

My tattoo artist said I have great skin, easy to work on. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

our bnwo queen

Why do so many chasers have this tattoo?

oh stawp it u guys ^^;;

cute puppygirl arc

god i want some fucki mf taco bel

They're just so much bigger and stronger and manlier

That was quick

a wolf is not a puppy

shut up bitch (literal)

why are liberals so obsessed with increasing voting numbers?

meow

doctor i need a bandaid
i need a bandaid on my dick

hey babe i need mouth to dick resuscitation

i need a bong hit transplant

I got into an argument with a friend of 5 years, because my boyfriend (now fiancee) proposed to me on the 17th (3 days after my transition anniversary, hit 7 years on the 17th), she said

You see, he doesn't actually love you, if he did he would have proposed on the 14th, he's gonna leave you just like every other man.

She considers herself quote "A proud misandrist." Sometimes it does make me upset, but argument ensued, and now she's blocked me on everything. She and I have been friends for close to a decade, and now it's just over?

that's illegal in Albania

good riddance

Stable people usually don't want to be the kind of person who's bigoted even if they are. Calling herself a misandrist was always a red flag.

Good news, someone like that being out of your life is a blessing.

sounds like she cant get a man and your happy

were u friends for 5 or 10 years im confused

She's a lesbian. She's cis by the way. She helped me figure out my style early in my transition.

Reading comprehension 100

Damn bros, I don't wanna use tinder or grindr or any other apps to find a local tranner GF. The broads on here are cute and funny, but I'll never be able to make a connection on any edating-slop app

Sorry I mistyped, I've been with my fiancee for 5 years, friend for 8.

got into an argument with a friend of 5 years

She and I have been friends for close to a decade

which is it
5 years isn't close to a decade

apps are good and fun imo met some really cool people on then

The friendshiip is over and you should just poison her. There is no other way, unfortunately. At the very least you must slash her tires. At the very least.

I was being sincere actually. You caught the discrepancy

I'm not doing that.

I've accepted being alone

Christening your gf's srsussy by smashing a champagne bottle against it

Unfortunately there is no other way. How about starting small with a curse or a hex

ive beat off like 3 times today and im about to do it again good night

oh okay <3 yay

I look like this, and it never panned out. Only those with the most severe mental illnesses seem to want any attention from

you will be sorry when I manifest into a wolf

Doing Gods work, son. Or daughter. Do not go gently into that good night. Go jerking off like a monkey on meth

i doubt you actually look like that but who knows. i suffer from what most people would consider a severe mental illness and some of us are out there trying to do better, but a lot aren’t. keep up faith you’ll find someone

what other board

My brother and his lesbian wife sent me some gay candles
Do you think they're trying to tell me they can tell I'm half gay and should come out to them?

ur brother has a lesbian wife?

looking for a chaser to do a lavender marriage with

Yeah she's comphet
Horrible upbringing, got pregnant at 18 and made some more kids then had an identity crisis 10 years later after experiencing some trauma
They're together still, I don't ask about the nature of their relationship so idk if maybe she settled on bi or they're cool with being soulmate-friends as a happy family, it's working for them

the doctor is supposed to do that

I saw a girl today who was very non-passable today but I still found her really cute/wanted to bone her
what does this mean

ah well as long as they're both happy with their situation that's very sweet