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last

qott

what are your summer plans?!

Anon

above all else we're gonna rent a car and stay at lake quinault lodge for a few days hike around the rainforests smoke native american weed go fishing rent kayaks eat dank food and check out the tide pools at the beach.

paul

Soon my gf will visit for a long time, I want to camp, fish, kayak, and hike with her. I'd like to see the caves again, show them to her and show her off to all my friends. Maybe have a big campfire party or something those are always nice. Sometimes you just need a little kick in the ass to realize you're living in the good times, I'm glad I got that and this summer should be one of my best yet. Sorry to ramble, laguna would say I'm an ugly bragger but I really just have very few people to talk to so I blog post a lil.. Hopefully summer is lovely for all of you too and I mean it.

wut caves?

that souinds awesome! let me know how the cooking the head goes. that sounds super interesting. i have a jar of shucked sunflower seeds in the cabinet, i think im gonna go grab some because of our conversation lol
thank you! i liked the song a lot

Hocking hills ones
Will do anon, hopefully they turn out I'm excited to be trying new stuff again. Am also having a Carolina reaper growing contest with a friend of mine. Whoevers hrow less has to eat one of the other's. I'm a bit scared lol

do you have a plan to make sure yours grows bigger?

thats fun af!
gonna be really spicy lol
homegrown peppers are way spicier than farmed ones from my experience

nothing but working sigh

is mado ok. someone posted she oded

I got chubby too :(

I wish i didnt drool so much it makes me feel stupid

why do you drool?

I look in the mirror

giwtwm

I gpt injected with high dosage antipsychotics at the psych ward and its been a long term side effect

it's kinda a low key high key type of situ

let's lose weight togehter alright?

ur hardcore anon
congrats for still being with us

fat trannies be like yeh i'm actually a girl i'm transitioning my gender but no i can't transition to eatting salads

Rot in my room or play in my local game store

Its nothing crazy. Soery for being dramatic

i like larping as a girl but i'm never giving up peeing while standing up it's just too convenient and superior. simple as

miss kitty

Based

No man will ever be interested in me because I'm 6'2

why would u ever troon out when ur 6'2? ogre trannies are so bizzare 2 me

dw ur based
wyd in life now, what were u doing then

im jewish

DAE trannies past decade+ have fumbled the bag MASSIVLEY and history is going to look back on us and think what the fuck were these absolute retards even doing?

Like for decades the gays were just like ay yo, could we just get married? like cmon bro for like legal/tax reasons n shit. Eventually normies were like aight that's reasonable fuck it let them fags marry w/e.

Trannies be like AY YO MUH PRONOUNS, MUH PUBLIC BATHROOMS, MUH INDOCTRINATING KIDS, MUH FEMALE SPORTS, MUH ANY TRANNY IS VALID TRANNY YOU DON'T EVEN NEED DYSPHORIA ANYMORE.

Like jesus fucking christ dude it's so over for us

most self aware tranny

this image is so funny

lowkey based, i wish i was capable of stronger emotions and reactions instead of a dumb woman who cries in response to everything bad
the hon must exist to keep the luckier trannies privileged

you got it the wrong way, the privilegied trannies wont be privilegied anymore because of the hons

are the transgender bourgeois going to destroy the last few remaining bits of solidarity we have amongst each other or what
i guess probably not. maybe theyll be cool. but ultimately they are still oppressive towards the working class. is there a transfem version of uncle tom? "Aunt Marie"?

just stop praising on the kids man
and dont kill people for their thoughts
we'll be fine

fax bruh fax

eeeew
have u heard of dysphoria?

CIA psyop
trannies didn't do that

i try not to i figure they're usually cool i just can't get behind or feel happy for someone with that much power or money. her experience Fundamentally is different so its hard

sorry babe, but the reason i can go calm and quiet is that everyone expects trannies to be men on wigs

this faggot thinks we transition for fun

american made up culture war

psyop

fr this. agent provocateurs. they needed a badguy for the sign tap wars etc.

faggies act lke they just HAVE to transition with dysphoria like there's no choice. like lol like lmao fucking ogre 6'2 retard hahahahha

see gooner thrist trap

sad that ill never look like her

sad that im sad about stuff like that aimed at str8 men

think im agp or whatevs

es ist vorbei fur mich

oh shit anon is a repper, thats why he's here

nah you can just overcome and out think mental illness delusions you know

I feel you

Reppers back on mtfg. I see the natural order has recovered.

I hope you're a balding 50yo when you tranny out. The best thing for people like me is that people like you will always exist.

Do you guys like pornography?

Mtfg has been half sour bitches with bdd and half reppers or babytrannies since i was a teen, and now i'm 27.
This place is just as bad as it has always been, and the only pretty trannies coming here have severe depression, so i'm right at home.

I hope the summer is good for you two as well. Didn't we agree not to speak to or about each other yesterday though? I thought I made my point on that pretty clear. All you're going to accomplish is making me say harsh truths if you try to rile me up and tbph I'd rather not thinking about either of you at all ever again. I've outgrown you and the drama, you should give it a try sometime and just enjoy your lives with your gf mono. Take her to the track like we used to talk about when you pretended to be a sane and normal friend. Maybe that was a real dream?

and just enjoy your lives with your gf mono

master bait

Just a little typo nothing to see here

Cleaned well before but his dick was huge and I shat all over his white immaculate sheets.
It was so awkward. A very fat and smelly turd, black from eating meat and drinking a lot of wine.
I guess I should go more into dieting or take anti parasite pills to cure me from being gay. It works for a while then the parasites come back and I want to bottom again. I don't want to purge again cause it gives so much pleasure when you're full of parasites, while without them it just feels like shitting.

Navy vs Mono really is the ultimate versus of denial and delusion

i let him hit cuz he goofy

I made that post when you guys were asleep and I was chatting to an anon about my summer plans. I know you're a narc but people can actually speak without it having to do with you. Leave it be please and live your life
Not me

We tried chastity cage for a week with my bf, removed it today and now my cock is all small and I can't get an erection lol

Do you think it'll come back?

Test it, never talk to me again and see what happens

a whole week sounds very dangerous and kind of stupid desu

The obsession over some transbians fucking eachother is surreal.

on the contrary, it’s very understable, it’s one of the only thing that is going on and it has happened for years and when you know a bit of the lore you can’t help yourself but wonder
"how is it still possible that mono thinks kat will ever love her?"
or
"why is navy keep crawling back to kat everytime she snaps her fingers even after years doing the exact same thing over and over and why is she thinking that anyone believe her when she says "oh no i swear it was the last time this time im cured!!""
etc

mono is posting the pics

I have nothing to prove, if they both stop responding to me and mentioning me I'll stop as well. I'm not under any threat, my life is secure and will be regardless of what I do or do not say here. I'm free as they say and just post here between doing shit in real life. If I see a mention or a reply though I'm not going to let lies and insults go without a response.
Not only her but yes she does it when trying to make some point. Hers are pretty obvious though

whatever bro, you will reveal yourself again anyway
it’s always just a matter of time with y’all

Who is the other person?

Doesn't matter what you think random anon B. I couldn't care less but what I said is the truth.
Olive started the edit thing, it's why they never get banned. Other used the images after they got posted, mono, snew, random drama farming anons. Olive still does it alot too.

Guess who I matched with

Her entire profile scream “AGP”

single and poly

Not surprising

honestly i can't care one bit about who's fucking who nor if someone is retarded

you two should jsut fuck eachother and stop shitting up everywhere, there's obviously some weird mutual thing going on

i have met trannies with exactly her personality. EXACTLY. and they always mog me

A dogshit personality can’t make up for looks

My looks seem to carry my disgustingly abusive bully personality p well.

How come Mono told us in January 2023 that he would never cheat on Kat - yet at that exact time and day, he was cheating on her with Eve on Discord? The screenshots Kat herself posted show Mono saying:

"I love you, Eve"

"Please don't tell Kat…"

Swapping nudes and sharing sexual fantasies.

So what's the deal? Why hasn't Mono owned up to this? And even more baffling - why is Kat still sleeping with the same rapehon she once called a rapist, liar, and abuser? Why defend him? Does Kat actually stand by cheaters, rapists, and manipulators now?

i think the problem is that k*t is dating or talking to coomers
both navy and mono are literally just dudes with a fetish = tranny chasers who want to fuck tranny ass and transitioned to make that happen
she should date a normal guy or woman at this rate

Well anon, lifes a dance you know? Like the song.

What she would've said, I can't say
I never did ask then she *went* away
I learned something from my blue-eyed girl, sink or swim, you gotta give it a whirl

That’s because your personality is what young 18-24 year old discord trannies with ketamine addictions think they want

is it ok that i'm 31 and my (cis) bf is 19.

Yea my ex was 18 and I was 36. Its a good gap

truth is, the game was rigged from the start
all this? a facade for things already set in motion
if I had the ability to still feel anything i would probably be anxious, with a bit of excitement
but there is just nothing there

I'm not a internet edating transbian. Also if a man even has a discord i ghost them.

is kat back with mono again?really?

Never wasn't

k*t said several times she broke up with mongo and that he's a rapist/abuser/cheater
so unless she is just lying...

Yo whaddap Elfi

youtu.be/vwWMaReMUio?si=-89Muj8wc5jloUHn

conetits

yikes, do trannies know how ugly those things are

anyways hullo tranners

work and when not at work rot on this website

why do you feel compelled to ask retards on the internet what is and isn't okay? I don't ask children how to do my taxes or women how to properly run a country.

is it ok

it about life stages anon
i could be wrong but im gonna venture to guess you two are not in the same stage of your lives

Tbh I wonder if anyone dislike Mono more than her own "gf"

shes a predator dont fucking sugar coat it lol

i'd find it difficult to build a meaningful connection i think
but then again not everybody is in it for love or for the long term ig

The roads are the dustiest, the winds are the gustiest
The gates are the rustiest, the pies are the crustiest
The songs the lustiest, the friends the trustiest
Way back home

The trees are the sappiest, the days are the nappiest
The dogs are the yappiest, the kids are the scrappiest
The jokes the snappiest, the folks the happiest
Way back home

wait forgot trip
the one time I post outside of Anon Babble ;-;

the tranners are the brappiest, diaps are the crappiest
anon is the plappiest

should've left it off tbhon

noh thats for people who want to slander others, like most "anons"

unrelated which one is discordia is this a new one or some sort of rebranded

mfw actually managed to cum by only stimulating my nipples

new one, much like the jewish (my spiritual, but not material brethren). I have been banned from every tranny space with any activity. If my entire impact on earth and social existence was anonymous words on an image board I'd legitimately kill myself. So i now tripfag

I was about to say cute, before you put the trip on

Honesty is the best policy anon.

another whiny one huh

It was a cute post but you're still a snake not a puppy. Honesty policy and all that.

how am I whiny you fucking asked moron

There are far worse here than me, as you know

lol

Lia is King of the Hons I tell ya'what

why iiii aughttaaa

youtu.be/fsLPj_BG3fg
I hope you all are having a good eveninig. It is 6:32 in surprisingly sunny Wales and we are hoping here that over there is warm too and bright likewise.

true.

wish i had some gabagool

True enough

name some then.

whats the comfiest python logging lib

I prefer anaconda

spawn of Saturn

I fancy myself more a spawn of Jupiter but I do appriciate the compliment.

asmongold is live everyone come get educated

Thanks dude I'm watching now. Is he gonna give us updated jeet vs jeet war coverage?

the war is over bro, snew lost

i think im gonna try loguru kuz it seems laziest but ngl i hate the mascot almost enough to avoid it

youtu.be/__Pi6xKDdQk
sad? sad enough to do 100 crunches right quick? lfg yagmi god <3 u succ n fucc the beast of life WAGMI BROS

bro nobody here is a fucking codebro my guy like stfu about your male career faggot god damn

wat logger do you use anon

he rite uno

dude look like i wud need a expensive gpu in order to gib him neck. shid lol

thats ok idm

shut yo bitch ass up nigga ong

just use logging bro

If norwood reaper is genetic does that mean someone people are predisposed to mald?

just got out of the shower. thinking about digging out the calluses on my heels while the skin i still soft so it's easy to peel off for a quick snack idk

look how much lazier it is tho
what willyou dip in?

just use print

i like it raw the chewy rubbery texture is yum :D

oy vey
at least sprinkle some salt and pep anon cmon you're not an aminal

what is this screenshot i don't speak computer code? are you hacking something? what is logging exactly and why are you logging?

this is the io signtag to the ddf backlog. She's just memeing
t. comp sci major

are you hacking smth

def not im a retard i just know enuf codes to trick corpo into signing my check
wat

can u hack the bbl surgeon and add me to the schedule pls?

do you want to supersize iit?

can you just explain what ur doing in english like wtf does any of that shit mean god damnit

just want to be rid of cursed hip dips

Just gonna say it. If you didn't smash box before you trooned out, you're legit retarded and missed out on best part of being a boy. Simple as

ew

python is a comfy programming language for stuff i do real quick at work
when i make myself scripts for stuff i want to get better about consistently recording logs of 'what the script did' and 'what went wrong' if anything

in the image, the left side is and example of the default python log method
on the right is an example of a third party one thats way less annoying to set up

im lazy so lazy is better

Like the gamimg controller?

No bro I'm talkin slayin slits, poundin puss

I need to do some python stuff for uni, i wanna cry

faketrans if you use your penis on another being

They changed the recipe on the chicken fried rice and now i hate it

I made cheesey chicken sliders and I didn't like them :(

I dont like vagina.

unforgivable
work forces me to use powershell count your blessings
post your trutran selfie newfren

faketrans if you refuse to use your penis rather than being agreeable.

ewwwww
already have and I am cute enough for zionists

Does anypony have that one screenshot of nick fuentes receiving a donation full of /tttt/ brainrot language?

Something about the donator worrying that their agp brother was being incited to be a honbeast instead of repping by some theyfab.

i had a cis gf as a teen, wish i didn't, left me with deep emotional scars and trauma

the truth is often repulsive

that's fuckin gay dude

lia when you gonna build a new PC? j/w when i should start nuthugging you for the leftovers

Uh

you know all of you would be so much hotter if you were actual women with the bodies you have now (skinny,no tits,medium asses)

sorry but i have tits and a big ass

i'm looking to get a gaym laptop next kuz iv been spending a lot of time out of country
my desktops i run till they catch fire literally, last mobo burned out 3 of 4 pci slots before i upgraded

tfw no black nazi bf

females are more desired than trannies

Hm

are you a pirate?

man fuck why you gotta break my heart like that. have your pc break around elder scrolls 6 releases in a couple years, ok?

probably cheaper for you to get one out the country ngl

Also this is like literally not the case to a single tranny i know.

Arrrh matey, have i sailed the seas, you ask? for sure have i!!

If you're American then buy one when outside, it'll be significantly cheaper, like, 30% or so.

im sure by then all trannies will have been executed dw
duh we go shoppin :3
don't tell me my bidness pssht

I hope that i pass
Oh man
So worried

tryin to get dicked down on the daily. that's it. that's my life goal rn

cud?
bruh have you seen me im fridgerator with bigger biceps

Bitch just step outside then, boyfriends come easy.

shutup faggot i don't live in portland or w/e liberal faghole ur in

lmao what

Last pic i saw of you just looked like a late 30's woman wearing a uncle clothes

Chew the cud
Cry the bed
Lose the body
Die die

just the dick pls no bf

I'm not even American

Yes, try talking to men if you're into men and done. And its not even like i have hot privileges, i'm as mid as it comes.

..wat
do you not speak laf or
ya right im a chad wearing chad clothes as always

You probably have standards as low as agartha lol. I also can't talk to people so

whats agartha also what do you look like are you ugly

crying panicking. my chicken sliders taste bad. crying tears running down face. worried is true i will never cook good food again. pls help

agartha is subterranean. Also no i dont think I'm ugly

can any1 help me with test thingies? halp me?

oh ya elfi taught me that anime

Also no i dont think I'm ugly

then wats the prob with the boyfriends or w/e
mby

You probably have standards as low as agartha

I don't, i want to fall in love and it hasn't happened since my breakup. I'm not doing anything unless i fall in love.
Tbh tho, like easy half of all men are quite yummy, and maybe one in a thousand women also tick my brain, but i swore to myself women aren't worth it like two years ago. My issue with men and essentially needing a unicorn is because my filters exclude over 85% of all men on ideological and moral grounds alone, that, plus i need to both be attracted to them and /fall in love/.

I'm pretty much sabotaging myself, thank god i'm neither on seeking behaviour nor craving of sex.

I also can't talk to people so

Idk, get therapy? honestly no idea what to respond about that.

then wats the prob with the boyfriends

socially inept and maybe high standards

how do t4t have sex when their both bottoms? do u just like spread bussy cheeks then kinda scissor them together n stuff or what?

Just get married
It's over

like easy half of all men are quite yummy

yeah def low standards.
like maybe 1/15ish are hot and then 0.1% are suitable on grounds other from physicality. so 1/15 / 0.01%

think cud make ooey gooey chocolate chip cookies? think cud eat good food one day?

no such thing as bottom trans women they're all sexual predators

why did you let a baby shit on your hotdog?

how dare you those hotdogs look delicious
respect the relish or there will be consequences

Are you american? If you're american then i get why we have such different opnions. Given 74% of americans are overweight or worse, while 40% are obese.
Like if those are your country stats no wonder you find under 7% of all men attractive. Either that or you just don't like men.

There's too much shit on it.
Bun, Dog, Optional mayo
done. Everything else is ridiculous and gross

lmao the obesity rates near me are less than in europe, you just have low standards if you think HALF of all men are hot

wat? It's not ;_;
Based relish enjoyer

If you take ketamine more than once a month it literally does nothing with the tolerance

Is this guy hot?

you just have low standards if you think HALF of all men are hot

Yes, i do think easily half of all men are doable. Unless you're sorrounded by deformed men, is american or just don't like men i can't see how that will ever not be the case.
You do realize you're human right? and if you like men people range of attraction is very wide right? like, most people are at least yum, some are yummier than others.

Did you consider that maybe you might not like men? but rather just be forcing yourself to?? I mean if only 6.6% of /all men/ can turn you on its the only explanation.

mtfg straight tranny

look inside

meta attracted

Every single time

If a cis man says the kind of things that keep being said here but about women the first thought that comes is that the guy doesn't actually like women, that he's gay and closeted.

no, too large, too many melanated spots on skin, too much hair. overall unattractive vibe.

I do like men, via meta-attraction. I exclusively imagine myself in sexual and romantic scenarios with men. I can appreciate the female body, but Moreso from an agp perspective

would

quit reposting my pics

oh my god

I cannot stand people like you who have the tastebuds of a literal small child. Grow up faggot.

there was that one repper who posted a few days ago who had the ideal body and was going to throw it away

not rly true but also the case with any drug
dissociatives have perma tolerance. meaning taking tolerance breaks does nothing, it only goes up and stays there.

however it's antidepressant and...."pacifying" effects remain regardless of tolerance and like weed Ket has this effect where everything is more fun, especially movies, anime, tv shows ect

it's very habit forming tho and fucks your nose if you take huge amounts.

i wish that was you 5 years ago, i'd be in your dms trying to detran you

stop being a vacuum cleaner and putting shit on your food. You don't need all that, especially when it's gross

ah yea i was always just a little twink tho oh well

hoe do you even hear yourself when you're typing these things

Relish has important vitamins

What's a good butt workout routine? I already walk 16k steps and cycle 4miles a day

stop putting toppings ontop of food designed to have toppings on it!

????? have you been diagnosed? or going ignorance is bliss route in life?

yes he was not on hrt or twinkmoding. He was so fucking hot. no spots on his body, toned, white, hairless

lol what is this cope as justification.

diagnosed

with what good tatste?

squat that shit nigga. tf your boyfriend once upon a time was a literal gymbro ask him to bro-out with you why tf you askin here?

Yes, i do think easily half of all men are doable

giga disagree
id put that at 20%

starting to see why discordia struggling with relationships sigh

neither of those are good for the butt thats just cardio which will burn fat and decrease boota. Do do squats and sumo squats, romanian deadlifts, glute thrusts, hip adduction (abduction optional) thats a good routine of the top of my head

enlighten me

Do you just disagree with everyone for fun as your name implies?

ayo dis nigga really out here like uhhhhhhhhhhhh put mayo on my hotdog MAYBE but that's IT nothing else like bruh he deadass fr fr? nawwwwwwww bruhhhhhhh i'm deaddddddddd

you dont like relish lol wdym is that not obvious to you

i do lots of squats and lifts at work but nothing dedicated

no but it is ironic when I was choosing a new name I chose this one bc I used to have ODD

i do lots of squats

heh ya u do

that just gets rid of the dating pool of 30+ white men

lia rate the last hotdogs i made

all angus beef dogs

brown mustard

dill relish

minced garlic

jalapenos

sliced pepperoncinis

would of subbed out 1 of the peppies for onion but didn't have any

i was already off the menu (manu?) dw

all angus beef dogs

can be ok but you gotta put a sear on it
i kinda preper the nasty leftover meat kinds of hooties

brown mustard

dill relish

minced garlic

jalapenos

extremely based approved and doogpilled

sliced pepperoncinis

these taste funny to me but i respect the flavor overload strat fr
onion would be better for me here but in absence of them mad respek

i was already off the menu

you are a turkey?

gobblegobble

thx for backing me there on my hotdogs lia my day would of been ruined otherwise. also lol @ the mayo only doggie trip, yikers!

Ok bigbacks wtvr

20% is a more reasonable number but only if you're American with your national 74% of overweightness or worse, otherwise

Again it's more like 5%, maybe even lower i havent seen many naked. Also stop being a dumb euromutt america is a big place, obesity in my county is literally around 20% and it's still one of the biggest counties in thew country

Shutup and die alone already faggot

nyo

I'd rather die alone than live with an uggo

If that hit i wouldve creamed

post selfie and lets evaluate if this is even possible

I already have but fine wtvr jesus

Oh my god you don't actually like men, refer back to Just go be a transbian, you'll save yourself a lot of pointless suffering by forcing yourself into being straight when you literally don't like men. Being meta is so fucking funny, but like, seriously, hoe, just go be w women

uhhh scuse me you WILL conform to heteronormativity

I don't like women i find the thought absolutely fucking disgusting. I also don't like femalebrained people and I don't like female relationship dynamics. So toxic and catty.

I like men. Hot men, not ugly men

who is this clown husstussy larper

You clearly don't like men, thats the entire point you dumb bitch.

I like hot men too but one must be practical.

I do fucking like men, how are you gonna tell me. I just don't like ugly men

6 months on hrt moment

I'm not on hrt yet and wasn't in that pic :(
i developed injection anxiety so I'm trying to get implants

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

white peepole dun like seasons dey chikenz n sheeit

mayo hotdog

Do better nog. Do fucking better.

oh nevermind i can just counter any post u make by calling you a nigger thanks for clarifying

shud prob start hrt before eyeing up the balloon rack at the sissy store fren

People who are male attracted to in fact not find 6.6% of all men acceptable, and by your own words "more like 5%.
You don't like men, you're meta, and thats just so fucking funny.

mtfg straight

look inside

meta attraction

Every single time

I hope the next 5 years makes you less retarded then, and that you save enough for to get work done at a decent surgeon.

death before capitulation
Arguing ghosts retard
Estrogen implants not bolt ons
I will not call you any racial slurs not even the c word bc I'm a good person

BASED QUEEN YAAAS

desu even ciswomen dont seem attracted to men

Stop trying to cope about your low standards lol
My standards will only increase after hrt

You guys are the same people who put relish on hotdogs. No standards, just accepting whatever slop you can get. You should value yourself more and refine your tastes

there are no racial slurs for white people
I literally cannot understand why cracker would be a racial insult, it's a snack.
Also I'm German and we abolished racism in '45 so by default anything i say can not be considered racist.

Nigger.

I think I could quit Xanax easier than I could quit this website I'm ngl to you

Estrogen implants not bolt ons

why would you go straight for that
also you recognize that pellets require surgical insertion right
like they cut you
with local anesthesia

Also only 5-10% of men are actually attractive

who let Shaniqua in here? gross

splains our disapproval of you
fucking roasted omg

As an american I can never be offended by a german. You took our fat american Schwanz like good little Germänchen

little high but more real than these slop accepters

Cam you explain it for a 2 year old

yes because i have the intellect of a 2 yr old

Yeah that's why they are called impants

There's nothing else. Injections are not on the table. I'm too embarrassed to ask for a change in my form of E and they are all worse anyway. Implants seem the logical option

As an american

sheeeeeeeit

You know worst part is this motherfucker has a goddam Anon Babble pass

You just have a different pallette, there is no right answer here it is subjective. We can all enjoy weiners our own way, this is the beauty of America.

Trannies will do literally anything but take their fucking meds

my pallette is correct tho tbda

Then do it fodsam bitch.
Brother is just retarded food is nothing without condiments seasoning and spices. Reminds me of seeing gym bros just eat boiled chicken with fucking raw ass white rice. 0 condiments. So depressinf

plain hotdog

my pallette is correct tho tbda

muhfugginbixnood type shit Deshawntay

i get confus by the captchas
pass is an accessibility feature
ikr
what are you doing newfren just order estrogel off inhouse or united

green toddler feces on hotdog

ok

I won't do diy, also i heard gel isn't very good anyway

Cousin came out as trans

mtf

I don't care at all, it's 2025

Writes letter to grandparents

they don't even respond

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These grandparents don't consider me Mexican(I am half), they are big pro trumpers

Mfw if they don't consider my brown ass mexican, good luck for them considering you a women(Cousin is fully white on a sidenote)

Today is mothers day

We're about to meet together as a family

I hate familial confrontation.

I expect things to go to shit and quick.

I feel sick, going to meet up with everyone in about an hour

Nothing worse than someone that pays to post

i taste food with my eyes

bix nood, Nog. bix nood

I won't do diy

but y tho
are you murcan just go to planned parenthood what the fuck are you waiting for
i do plenty of things that are worse than that wdym

are you murcan just go to planned parenthood what the fuck are you waiting for

I did after i turned 18, thats why I got injection anxiety tho. They don't do implants

but y tho

Too complicated to explain

just take pills or get patches

They don't do implants

but they do AA and pills or patches or gel
holy fuck you are an idiot

That's true. I need to get a list done of worst kinds of people. I of course would be n1 since I'm the best at everything.

No i don't wanna tell them I have injection anxiety and they are worse than implants anyway

so you're gonna let testosterone cook you for how long till you get your pellets
do you have a source for pellets identified and scheduled yet

you just need your E and T in the correct ranges,

take your pills alice

lia, pedro and a literal who nig episode of /mtfg/

we've never been down this bad before bros. maybe by tomorrow the janny will fix this tragedy

You know what nothing worse than someone that helps an idiot. Let natural selection do its thing mkay

Theres a place near me I'm just waiting to start my job to pay for it. It's like $500 to see the head person tho. Ideally within 2 months or less

Can you sing?

Even if t molests my body for another year I'd pass better than most trannies so its wtvr

HAHAHAHAHA

maybe by tomorrow the janny will fix this tragedy

i doubt it desu
sigh i shoulda learnt by now

Ideally

whew gl but fr just get pills immediately

Yeah I got that dutch autoinjector but only used it once before it was also useless

Are you aware that you quite literally perpetuating the sterotype that black people are low-IQ? Holy fucking shit dude.

2 of my friends honestly don't like men, but they date for the perks. Thats something that happens i guess but its a weird wide statement to make.

Bitch you're a crossdressing straight man behaving on meta and i was as nice as i'd ever be to you.

you're a crossdressing straight man

same

i mean we all trooned out from crossdressing if we're being honest about it

straight man

lmao ok. Didn't know straight men desired to get their vaginas getting pounded by other men
You have low standards and fuck uggos, that's fine. Some of us have self respect hon

no hrt

calls others a hon

I mean yeah definitionally if you pass you aren't a hon. I pass irl even without hrt.

Implying

Ah hell naw
New lolcow just dropped

you're so delusional its surreal

bitterhons everywhere

sounding a bit agp there
lol

I pass irl even without hrt.

lmao
hahahaha

I am agp. If you aren't agp and bottom for men you are faketrans. Essentially a man in a dress

why is this male negro spewing his stupidity here? why not go do something productive like fixing your homophobic culture of your people?

pass irl without hrt

and is this "passing" in the room with us right now?

have you met larry

keep huffing that copium maybe you'll actually convince yourself

oh i'm sorry did you not like the black rat replacement i left you (((girls)))?

true, i should defer to your copium experience. truly it tis greater than mine

ok elfi you do that lol

also you don't have to use "it" with "tis" it's already a contraction. Like saying "She's is"

ugh wonder what passing is like

You retarded faggot who the fuck speaks online with proper language

swings and roundabouts

iev nvber tyeopoed b5 vtw

theres a difference between typos, shorthands, colloquialisms; and just using a word wrong in a retarded fashion

unrelated this was my first phone holy shit its so cool actually

it was a typo of "it is" to "it tis"

Samsins
Disabled faggot you're the definition of retardation who the hell are you to speak of the stupidity of others

honrage, are you mtf? If so either up your dosage or accept androgenization has made you irreparably male in the emotion center of your brain. If ftm, nice job

ic

YOU ARE LITWRALLY NOT EVEN ON HRT YOU FUCKING NI

androgenization

inb4 newfag intersex larp backstory kek

yet you are somehow more masculine than me, tragic really.

the nog unironically included a semicolon in his rationalizing grammar sperg post.

just knowing how he thought that was a big brain move is the real chefs kiss. god bless chimps who chimp

While I did cd for a minute, I had dysphoria from the beginning of puberty. Cd'ing is usually just a cope.

One second please.

It would be unreadable if it did not have a semicolon, if i just ended with another comma, it would logically mean all 4 are different. but I was grouping the first 3. Are you in need of remedial english classes? Are you esl i don't wanna make fun of you too much if you are

? post gynecomastia

Oooo she's doing the thing again. You really need a new hobby, you're not fixing these people.

I'm referring to her spirit, it is very masculine. Her behavior. I have no idea what she looks like

ohhhh you mean like you're not actually passing but like being a gay boy stereotype

No I am passing, but I can't say if she is more masculine bc she may pass better, i haven't seen her. I have the mental wherewithal to not screech about someone's traits in cope. She may be very feminine looking. Also you guys are all closer to fags than me. You behave just like them. It's interesting.

Why are you ladies arguing with a male chimpanzee?

Okay well I guess not then.

upboating this post tbqhon

nigger
it's "nigger"

Was the "one second" for posting yourself or something? You can still do that if you want

Nigger don't you tell me what I can and can't do

honestly reddit has gone too far at this point

i still can't get over this nig only wants mayo on hit hotdog

Guy complains about not having friends like my guy no shit

ok anyways whats for dinner??
do we still get b& for rolls

Mayo covered weiners yummy

You seem too impassioned about hotdogs

damn ngl i am feeling pretty passionate about doogies rn i wonder if theres a hotdog place around here

Pedro relax, you also don't have a single friend. in b4 cope about internet discord friends while being turbo alone irl

ill be gooners fren dw

I live in a place where there's only fucking grandmas bro fym make friends irl
And I'm literally talking to someone rn. I don't need you. You're an ai tech bro. I might be okay with you at a distance but I certainly would not want to interact with you in private

Whoops! You gotta be more careful, anon.

ugh rejected again ; -;
i'll never b loved

Depression is killing me, i can't get the will to just sit down and type down something i know how to do today.
Didn't go out because i'm supposed to do uni stuff, then also didn't do uni stuff. I'm beyond salvation

nigga you like 19 like tf you were such an unlikeable faggot retard in high school you couldn't maintain friendship with any of your peers?

wait actually that makes a ton of sense. lmao classic pedro, fucking CLASSIC

just get medicated

fym make friends irl

I cannot stress how much stepping outside changes that. Get a hobby, do such a hobby and done.
Best part even; Your new-found friends will share the same interests as you, and from there you'll get in contact with friends of friends, and on and on. Sooner than you realize, you'll have an actual social life.

Recently i picked up tennis just to get some exercise on and the 10 or so irls i enjoyed and spoke to daily doubled in like two or three weeks.

Its always anxious kids complaining they can't make friends while not doing anything about it.

Anon Babble nns tell me what to do with my life episode 2224, same shit as always edition

just take the pills goy they surely will fix you!

just ignore socioeconomic factors that are fundamentally against human nature and cause depression!

social mobility? poverty? bleak future due to old men in politics ruining the world? nahhhhhhh, here look the sackler family has just what you need!

I cannot stress how much stepping outside changes that.

do you live in lalaland where people just walk up to you and talk to you?

Get a hobby, do such a hobby and done.

and if the hobbies are solitary?
You reek of privilege

are you gonna bitch and moan or take your pills? You think you are special? People have been saying exactly what you said for millennia, get over yourself

alright but fr what is for dinner
i gotta call my mom too damn

just get medicated

bruh this is p hypocritical but ok

Damn little nigga you might have some braincels on you

Stop complaining you have no friends

I cannot believe the crossdresser is this stupid

I cannot believe lag is also this stupid

Ambiental collapse will only really happen after i die so i don't care about any of those, meds just never made me feel better.

Stop complaining you have no friends

And when did I do that again?

Not really. I'm not complaining about masculinizing, I acknowledge I'm making a sacrifice of my own volition

I cannot believe the crossdresser is this stupid

given the tiniest most obvious flaw in their statement

lul u r has the dummy

ok guy

pedro relating to a literal nig

I'm not complaining about masculinizing

gonna screenshot this to bully you with next year

Why? Just wait until I complain about it, that would make more sense.

dw you're not complaining about masculinization what's the risk lol

are you off a yerky right now? Can you rephrase this.

I want YOU to start taking testosterone today. Report back with a picture of your medication.

Nigger

peek at catalog

do your legs pass?

who do you skinwalk teehee

what are you people doing

do your legs pass?

nooo ill love u platonically lia

t. you know who :)

kek
ty anon that means a lot

lia how do i get an ez wfh tech job

idk its been like 15 yrs since i did a real job hunt
my last interview was like 5 yrs ago and they lowballed me by 40k rip
prob make some github projects and learn the vocab from a niche skill
ime easiest place to start is consulting kuz their business model is to squeeze new hires hard as fuck for a low salary, but it gets your entry level resume material covered

Is 38 years old too late to transition? Asking for a friend....

is anybody else gonna post holy moly are we just gonna LET THEM WIN LIKE THAT?? WHERES YOUR SPIRIT
well ya obv

never too late to transition. It's too late to pass though

just nutted AMA

nvr too late to faceapp anon we're all gmi
john fifty more like passoid amirite

lia hook me up with a private tracker invite i know you got some good ones so don't hold out and be stingy with me faggot

a wat

hmm complaining you can't make irls

John Passoid played by Keanu Reeves

Complaining? I said I can't because I live in a place where there arent people around my age, not that I want to

Pedro, have you considered oh I don't know, gettting a fucking job and moving out? Loser

wow the pornification process is complete

Shitty normie incest vn merch drops this from a 5 to a -10
Don't feel like it

literally look uncanny like a gooner designed her.
bum

do i pass?

yea

amufknwestwood, cis, womb haver, made a few shorts pretending to be a tranny to get extra attention

Wat? You think people would go on the internet and lie?

but the real question is
do your legs pass

i'm curious do you manipulate your parents to feel bad for you or something? or how do you get them to allow you to be a neet leech life failure as an adult?

my parents showed me tough love, real love, and i had to have a job in summer since I was 16 and pay rent since 18 before i moved out so i can't comprehend how they just let you do nothing in your room all day while you eat their food

"lie" lmao if you think she could possibly be trans you have fucking mush for brains

Cool
I mean taking you as an example frankly it'd be impossible

got my mom a cheeseboard for mothers day
was a hit #wedidit thats a happy mom right there

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP you guys love the smell of your own farts too right? bwap bwap BWAAAAAAAAAAP mmm love it

死死死 lmao

i hate seeing our token brown boy and token black monkey fighting ;-;

静か

That's a nice gift. I sent my mother-in-law flowers.

well I turn 30 this year and haven’t started HRT. I found this place when I was 19 but never acted upon these feelings because im a coward. It’s so over

laf said theory of 14/15 early transitioners is true so unless u can do test and debunk theory is over yeh everyone must kms due to 14/15 issue

only if ur tall yeh theory says is true due to long legs astatic on fallopian tube havers

...your parents made you pay rent? lol
idk living on my own since age 14 has robbed me of this apparently exquisite experience but paying rent to the two Homo sapiens who forced you into this world(and somehow managed to fuck up so bad u got the transism) seems absurd like u wanna have a child okay then go and support it until it can stand on its own legs

which brings us back to the topic at hand, legs

Kirby looking different these days

Vertical belly button = afab

kat stop bullying goona enough is enough

how are people doing here, i havent checked in a while :(

cute anon i hope she felt special

only if ur tall yeh

ugh its over fr

My legs are the fattest thickest softest most clear things in the world I just can't show it because of John image ip range

when i die bury me with my hard drives

whatcha got on them there disks anon

No, we'll use them to train an ai avatar of you.

nothing you nor any 3 letter agency needs to be with concerned with ok? OK?

Can i have your crypto?

Same desu. Got 10TB worth of media hoarded, maybe I can watch it all when I'm dead

i had the most masculine dream of all time

real having a suicidal psychotic break days because i hate being retarded
anyone else in this boat

no

everything gonna be ok paulfren <3

i hope so
i hate sucking at the only hobby i put any effort into and being horribly bad despite effort because my brain and hands are broken and i hate being stuck and i hate having a human body and i hate being alive and just like
can't stop crying like a retard so I can't do anything and i can't stop thinking about suicide because i hate being a talentless retard that can't do shit with a broken body
hopefully it passes and i can go back to ignoring how awful everything is

yeah i think i was manic the past few days
slept 18 hours today so i think it's turning a corner now

quit crying bitch nigga watch some anime and jerk off or somethin damn

Artists when their life isn't heaven

relatable. i didn't sleep enough and I've spent the whole day having a borderline psychotic break because I hate being a talentless retard so badly lmfao
fucking retarded psyche meltie. hopefully I get some sleep and stop wanting to die
i tried but i was with family all day and i can't focus on anything but sperging on the internet lmfao

You should try to focus on suicide

somehow people saying this to me makes feel slightly better instead of worse

The fuck is your problem Pedro? Stop being such an asshole all the time

it's a matter of comparison, your life no matter how shit is probably better than theirs. Shows jealousy, if any emotion at all

gooner you gotta cool it with that paul is based

You can't ban from made up bypasses anymore so you're just stalking for the first report to ban over are you? How depressing

Makes no difference to me

This nog really, really should just lurk moar honestly it's embarassing

No snissy brappies?

its the moment you've all been waiting for
after 11 years of our loyal fans logging in to the legacy mtfg services every day, im happy to announce that male to female general 2 is announced.

what type of shampoo and conditioner do you niggas use? feel like i need to mix my shit up n shit

i use mane and tail because i like horses

Function of beauty.

you may be too poverty stricken to buy it though

I don't think anybody needs your help regarding anything beauty related

aussie curl kind
cheap but its fine
i did olaplex for a while but didnt feel worth it

I think you do, you fags probably still use head and shoulders

I could use bear feces and end up looking better than you

post timestamp pic of you having this or stfu nig

lmao bl brokie

lmao bl brokie

oy vey

I will repeat don't make slights towards the jewish please

thread so bad im considering susans oh man

wait nvm this nig using $10 target shampoo and acting like you're poverty if you can't afford it lmfao god classic nigbrain shit

ugh we can't all be as well off as you

thats ok, but remember, what's good for jews is good for you

Hi. I used to go by Arc here a long ass time ago. I highly doubt anyone is still on from those days. I just wanted to say hi and if anyone’s here from the ancient times I hope you’re well.

mf shopping on target you really are a brokie lol

i hope i die and thats it
its the only goal

lia should i aim for principal/cto level or should i cruise on staff level

Bro..
Mine literally costs 40

Are u black Israelite? Worried.

niggroid you the one using $10 target shampoo acting like it's high class tf?

Legit

that's the drug store product for broke poverty stricken ppl like
No I just admire the jewish people

umm based.
i shampoo horses with this stuff when they get b.o.

I mean this is just a larp right

do you have horses?
i unironically like it because the shampoo is very strengthening and my hair is pretty fine so its well suited and cheap

i thought for a minute but idk... seems believable for like an 18 yr old

no i dont own any animals i just take care of them

Is this a bit or you actually putting fucking horse products in your hair

If there really is someone genuinely this retarded on earth I think I'm going to need to take another break from society

of course its not a bit

its a snaffle bit

why not use dedicated human products instead of broadly applicable stuff

do you work at a ranch or smthn or as a farm hand? i really want to get a job as a farm hand so i can get a visa for my gfs country but ive been struggling

lia add me on troonecord

Why flex over using 10 dollar haircare you retarded nigger

because the average horse has prettier hair than the average woman

vaush?

janny plz save us from this embarassment of a nog

i used to live at an emergency rescue base for equine and work at handful of farms around it and was a team mate for english horse show competitions

lmfao what is going on here

NEW

faggot black acting like they are high status and is trying to flex because he washes his nappy nog hair in $10 target shampoo. just typical nig shit