You're walking through an alley one night and this squeaky voiced...

You're walking through an alley one night and this squeaky voiced, 5'6 little hoodie gremlin comes up to you and timidly asks for your money in a very high-pitched voice.

Do you give up your money... or is there something you'd like to say first?

I would bludgeon him to death with a tire iron and then call the police and tell them I killed a MAN in self defences

How could you possibly bully this eager little entrepeneur!!??

fpbp

I'd steal your pistol, plap you in the ally, and take you home with me. you're mine now. you can have you pistol back, but you're still mine.

pls dont rob me :<

^ this but you’re in my basement & I tell you to self reflect while I violently ruin your body. & I make you eggs sometimes

no, you're in my basement, not his basement. I called you first

ask him out

t. 5'7 boymoder

Hey I was just expanding on your idea! …Wanna share?

Never ending alley buttsecks

pull out a real gun and shoot him point blank

If troon;
bludgeon it savagely and leave it to die

if poon;
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
traumatize it and leave it to die

what could she steal? my tree bark?

Sweetie... they probably never thought about what it would do to you emotionally, and regret it deeply ;~; you can go ;~;

Ohhh Caaanadaaaaa... ;~;7

Also no booli or horni >:c

i wanna make a canadamoder but i cant gen pics now :<

KILL YOURSELF.

No new AI boymoders?!? Hit the boyalarm! Call boyrescue!! We need a boyligarch to allot us some new computers!!! >_<

Also a beavermoder is pretty similar to a canadamoder!

boymoder is rip

:c

i guess i'll have to make do with what i have atm :3

wheeeeee! :3

das a cute one :3

dis one is sad ;~; Also boymoderchan is now canonnically 993 years old

boymoder lives :3

aggressively majestic anime music plays

would you watch an anime about a boymoder in a fantasy land where she joins a knighthood that has very girly armors?

an adventure with her shorky companion

This is stretching the limits of credulity!

Okay, this one is just a full-on girl! Also I think carrying around a shorky fren would be cute :3

idk i just like the whole lady knight aesthetic :3c

or maybe just boymoder shamanism...

Hehe... okay, lunchtime! Time for borgie...

also canadian beavermoder :3

They all have 2 boots!

joggermoder