/mmg/ - manmoder general

Dessert edition
QOTT Post cute dessert, i am hungry fr!!!!!!!!

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I remember when my mom bought all kinds of cupcakes for her birthday instead of getting a cake and other people didn't like it (my father literally openly said it???) and I liked it and told her not to be upset about this

Based mom supporter and cupcake eater

I think she's always been a little bit depressed and I don't want her to feel unloved

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i miss my mom

She is lucky to have u anon :p

my tits hurt nigga

get a new isp

permarangeb&

wadafaq

same I need someone massaging them NOW

qott

I have diabeetuz

i'm not gonna take my pio till tonight, felt like hell all day yesterday just shoveling food into my cut then i woke up skinnier.

I literally look like a troonjak

exactly

I'm gonna get ripped so I can be a gachi actor

the beetus
diabeetus

my life has been wasted by trooning out too late

my butt hurts
my tits hurt
I wish someone would make me coffee

my manicure charges me 3x more what she charges her cis clients

seems unfair. unless you have six hands

How does it make y'all feel to know you could have been an unclockable youngshit if only people had built upon decades of trans research instead of destroying it and outlawing it, setting us back for decades?

i've never had a manicure

on warm days whats better between a sports bra with a hoodie vs a binder with a thinner shirt?

salty, and sad. salty because im shallow and narcissistic so i hate that ive been locked out of looking at least ok. and sad because of how other trans people have had their lives significantly worsened because of it

no bra just an oversized tee, hoodie and short shorts

choose kids over being a youngshit

troon out as a lateshit anyway

no kids, no passing

mfw

fakemoder

they're athletic shorts nigga i need to let my thighs breathe
and having big enough tits you actively need to compress them over hiding with layering makes you way more of a fakemoder

I'm from eastern europe so it was always going to be shit
god has decided to suffermax my life

i could've transitioned younger than i did had i just been less of an idiot

I say I would have been caught but that's a cope, I'm just a weak person and I deserve all the pain I'm experiencing right now

real

pointy cones does not a woman make

hahaha you get used to it. like yeah i could've been a beautiful unclockable woman, but i'm androgynous and pretty for a guy and certainly don't look almost 30. those are the breaks and i could've still done worse than i did you know?
at this point the bigger issue is how i'm a total fucking loser outside of all this

androgynous

lol

executive dysfunction

sports bra and thin shirt

that barely counts for shit anymore and if anything it stings more cuz i could probably have gotten away with it in an era with less trans awareness

I think we should do better

I literally look like any man, I would kill to be androgynous

yeah that shit kicks my ass it's embarrassing i'm an idiot fuckin drunky

do bra's clasp set off metal detector...

no

are u sure i dont want to have to explain

like i said i know i could've had it worse but it still comes down to either living as a guy or enduring perpetual embarrassment

just wear a bra with no clasp if you’re worried but it’s a very small amount of metal

you're not a manmoder

thought about getting graphic hoodies to hide it better then remembered im a personless subhuman freak who literally gets afraid of having any sort of identity because it doesnt know how so yeah never mind i guess

same

i'm not human
people that "like" me only likes that i am predictably boring and stupid

being not human really sucks a lot to be hon

nobody likes me. nobody cares about me

imagine hiding what you are
imagine wanting to be human

rotated

suicide

look at me, i don't have any of the problems you guys have!

checked
and my point is those problems and how you face them are often a matter of relative perspective

nobody cares, stop making fun of other people

being human is all that matters in this world, stop your cope

how am I making fun of anyone lmao what are you mad about

shes just pos and don't see anyone here as a person. if a cis woman came complaining about the same thing she wouldn't say a thing about it lol

he* bigot
I'm literally a bald man with tits who gets treated like a freak a lot of the time and I decided to cope with that differently than others, idk I'm just calling out this self-inhibition and fearful repper logic

yea yea sure. do you talk down to cis women too or are you it just towards online troons you don't see as people?

which part are you denying? I love that you think I'm talking down to anyone by sharing my contrasting experience

I wish I was a woman

haha what if i got a BBL and BA and kept manmoding

bbl manmoding is based but the ba would make you a honmoder

I'm having this existential pain and fear, I don't know how to describe it but knowing I went through male puberty makes me feel like that

same

I’d still be a manmoder
t. no womb

Why the lol its probably true
Unless u are a jeep and your standard for “androgynous” is tiny cis woman with buzzed hair

post a photo of yourself then

I am nta that claimed androgyny
Just making a valid point

hi boys :)
hope you're having a nice day

if you're androgynous you're basically a boymoder

boymoding has an age limit

Well yes larping as ftm is the only way to be a guy with tits without weirding people out

fuck you

dude, take it easy

What if I was a honmoding manmoder?

QOTT Guys its lunch o clock =D

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=D

Mmm what should i eat maybe a banana or some roast beef!

I wish b*rf ill

me

get the fuck out
my suffering is not your costume

which poster are you? what are you so mad at today? I'll bet you're a fakemoder anyway

I’m him! He’s me! Oh Oh Oh

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my life is a nightmare

same

my life is like a videogame

Trying hard to beat the stage
All while I am still collecting coins
Trying hard to save the girl
Obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles
I'm growing up to be a big boy

some lady having an argument with her bf or something called me poindexter when I walked by lol

black people are hilarious

I wonder if I will feel better when I have long hair again

Being a Toyotahon at Toyotathon