Vocaroo

I want you to say this in the most natural-sounding yet feminine tone you can muster:
the consumption of raw or undercooked meats,
poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.

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1 second in: doesn't sound natural

i dont really know how to describe whats wrong, but something is. i think maybe its resonance? I am hearing some bassiness with the brighter higher tones almost sounding strained

i have tranny voice voca.ro/1gQLTTHv8AV0

burger king foot lettuce lmao

its not that bad :|

I'm so sorry princess

i mean i pass over phone/irl i'm not really looking for criticism
but i don't like my voice either thanks

alright you get 1 more
voca.ro/1eTnoweFMNJL

Haven't slept in over a day. Reached the end of the line on the bus, surprised I wasn't robbed in my microsleep
voca ro/15AR4c6SWq1c

i don't know why I removed the . im cooked rn
voca.ro/15AR4c6SWq1c

someone new and non agp please
im tired of these robot voices

Beggars can't be choosers

Hi I'm a drunk anon

Your voices so far are all pretty like wow would smile if you said hello to me

Would share voice if op didn't specify feminine. You all sound pretty :))))))))

post yours nimrod

is my autism accent that obvious

i probably am pretty if youre drunk

I'm drunk let's test this

you sound like a voice trapped in an online game like you exist only in that world

Quite feminine good job

nta but thats so accurate and hilarious i want you to comment on everyone elses with the same candor and wit

Drunks love everyone but you deserve love anyways regardelssss!!!!

Also if you did post your voice congrats because everyone in this thread has been super cute sounding unironically

I feel like you're about to give me important information and I don't know how to feel about that

i did. im but this person said i sound like burger king foot lettuce so im sad

Omg just vocaroo "burger king foot lettuce"

voca.ro/1bdUD5v9dVro

you have a weird way of speaking like a lisp or something that's almost inaudible

I'm retarded and can't read.
voca.ro/12iqt3kdtirs

I like your voice a lot

least agp tttt poster

Keep going.. That's a good voice

just one agp voice after another

you can just say passoid. If you want to hear a gay man speak go to gaygen instead.

Nothing more embarrassing than a muslim slav

im basically just a gay man with tits anyways

Ahahahaha thanks I love you

voca.ro/1jRin7c2S4yN
fine desu. sounds like your nose is blocked but idk if thats really a passing thing
voice cracks in bits and your resonance drops sometimes but overall good!! think u just need to talk more. doubt many people would notice though
fine. you sound like you have a terminal illness a little bit
after effects youtube tutorial

nobody here sounds like a gay man, all the voices so far sound like straight men (agp)

I have a terminal illness its called fat butt disease

youre welcome ily2 <3. i know i said i was sad but i know i have tranny voice im really not that sad. & god that dog is so fuckin cute i wanna smoosh him

I'm as cute as that dog I swear

The guy who originally replied to

This sent me into a genuine laughing fit and I choked on my shitty 2 for $6 IPA I hate ipas you made me taste it again ANGER

i'll smoosh you too then

NOOOOOOO
You aren't like that. You have a specific enunciation but like that's it

Your voice is nice don't be sad. Its relaxing and pretty :)

I humbly accept

we usually dont say the punctuations names when we read stuff out loud protip

id say you sound okay (not particularly autistic) and semi-feminine, and i like your fancy accent

voca.ro/145GvQQExusg

its always so hard for me to give advice to ppl with non American accents... but your vowels are pretty dark and brightening them up would help maybe

made me smile ty anon. ive heard that before from a customer at work she was like i wanna keep talking to you your voice relaxes me.
how big are you can i even smoosh you

10 tries

I guess you must be super dyslexic huh

1'4"

tired from a long day of being a wagie, but also yeah I'm stupid

easily smooshable im a giant

H-how much of a giant?

Glad I could make a pretty gal smile!!!!!!!

i am 5’10 165 lbs i can smoosh

I actually tame giants. Around me smooshers are in real danger of becoming the smooshed. Just don't say I didn't warn you

i hope that guinea pig didn’t see her momma die (that is the pokemon lore for cubone. so sad) i like that you put cute animal pictures on your posts. i am unsmooshable by someone 1’4”

PASSOIDS GET OUT REEEEEEE

My attitude is 7'
(okay I didn't even know that this pic was pokemon reference, not into them)

i thought it would be funny
maybe..... scared of sounding too american though...

you sound wayyy better in second half of ur clip but i guess thats because reading some thing out can make you talk weird in general

oh no i just revealed my power level. i like pokemon, its true. how many people have you smooshed with your attitude?

how many people

I'm a novice tamer...

lotta talk about “big danger” for a novice. i’m in no danger.

oh btw are you another tranny or a guy?

It's already night and once you fall asleep you won't hear no 1'4" beasts skulking about. Sleep tight. (I'm a man)

it is late, i’m sleeeepy. almost 11:30 but it’s the weekend so no rules. i thought you were a man but i wasn’t 100% sure. this is the tranny board after all.

It's 5:30 am here actually lmao I'm fucked. Yeah I need to go good night foot lettuce

goodnight anon i enjoyed our banter

how did you get passing voices? been voicetraining for 3 months and i still sound like a whiny 18 year old man