I regret taking estrogen for the first time in my life because I can’t open my bottle of Pepsi. I legit tried for half an hour until it defeated me and I gave up. I’m going to wait until my brother comes over in a few days so he can open it for me. This sucks.
I regret taking estrogen for the first time in my life because I can’t open my bottle of Pepsi...
I'm a repper and I often can't open bottles.
put lid in door hinge, close door on lid, rotate bottle
ur just fucking weak dawg
you just... you just twist the cap
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That’s such a good idea, I tried a wrench but it was too small to fit around the lid. I’m going to try this now…
Not everyone has giant man hands like you do, pedocordia
Everyone can open a bottle
You don’t need inhuman strength to do it
You are just lazy
pedocordia
did i miss new lore about this annoying brownoid?
He chimped out when someone joked about him being a pedo so now people call him pedocordia to tease him lol
good to know
It just scratched the lid and didn’t open. I have a blister now. :/
put cloth over bottle cap
twist harder with less strain
dumb bitches istg
A bullet can fix that, freak.
Tried it, gave myself a blister
alr then youre just gonna have to go plead for a big strong man to help you then like a good sissy
That’s gay, I’m going to get a bigger wrench
Clench the cap in your asshole and spin around like a top. If that doesn't work, your ass is loose and you should die anyways
youre going to use a wrench on a bottle? really?
Get a jar opener?
Why not?
Does this mean you'd be too weak t ofight my off if I wanted to fuck your boyhole?
Probably but I’d appreciate it if you would open my bebsi instead
cola is disgusting anyway
I ran out of sparkling water
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Multigrips are a girls best friend.
Never had a problem opening a bottle or jar in my whole life, but I know what you're fishing for. AHAHA BETTER FIND A BOYFIREND TO DO IT FOR YOU AND MANHANDLE YOU, OOGA BOOGA IM SO WEAK UWU
t. cisf
I can usually open them fine but I think this one was sealed wrong or something. If I was stronger I'd prob be able to force it but I can't.
Just use a kitchen knife or something, holy shit.
How would a knife help?
You can cut the cap off horizontally. It's likely the security ring and cap are attached too firmly and you need to separate them.
If the whole cap is stuck to the bottle, you can try to prop it up with the knife.
Either way, profit.
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I’ll try brb
how you like me now?
I’m too tired to try today I’ll try tomorrow
Kek, why is it funnier because it's pepsi
maybe stop shoving estrogen up ur dumb ass and if thats still not working u might as well just shove that pepsi bottle up ur ass so far up u vomit it out thru ur mouth the next day and i swear yall mfs in the rainbow community be the dumbest of all faggots ever its like ur own sanity and common sense disappeared like ur own parents
Stop taking estrogen because I can’t open a bottle of Pepsi? No thanks…
exactly my point u stupid fucking faggot
I still can’t open it
lmao