/chasergen/ mugshot edition

yeah i know. im working hard on myself tho. maybe one day
u gotta roast it..... be patient...

I need to do the dishes, if only i had a tranner gf to smack around and order her to do it

i always feel like im gigamogged in here

maybe idk its hard to compete with the youngshit gigapassers but we're all sisters and you soulmog all of us and thats genuinely the most important part

ily bronya also here’s me since im the only chaser who’s not a pussy

that's beautiful... thank you anon I'll do my best!

why the fuck am I sideways.

cute!!!

iphone

I know! thank you (:

here anon I fixed it for you

The next blackout drunk bronya vocaroo will be 10 minutes of you making the anime noises you love to type out

clocked…

qott

I've never been to jail or had a mugshot taken. I like to imagine if I did my mugshot would go semi viral because the internet thinks I'm hot but then I'm reminded that I'm ugly

appreciated so deeply

Any tranner wanna do dishes? I'll pay you in spankings and sex

goodmorning i feel terrible

sure but hold the sex please
good morning! what happened?

im an mtf troon and i did indeed briefly go to jail in norway recently and they took my mugshot but i don have it

eat a good breakfast

no sleep whatsoever & also no food & also uncomfortable sleeping arrangement & also psychological torment & also i suck =(

do you need money for food?

sounds like you need coffee, food and a bath maybe. i doubt you suck but even if you do who cares! a lot of people suck

what is tormenting you anon?

ive never been to jail!

what did you do to have that happen

im gonna uhhh try and cut down on the drinking for a little while I think
haha heyyyyyyy ><

thanks anon but no i am ok
that would be nice T_T but i have work imminently
i'm so lazy & it lets down those around me :/

Why are you lyin

Okay time to cry myself to sleep. Byeeeee <3

did anything in particular happen? how did you let others down?

i’m proud of you <3

well you can still grab the first two on your way to work at least. also going to the bathroom for a little cry every now and then is good for mental i think
goodnight

im not lying! im too pretty for jail
I hope you feel better soon, goodnight <3

youtube.com/watch?v=oATTd5xjJeg

i'm wasting my day off

please come up to me and hit me

don't do it
log off or at least do something nice at home if you're not going to touch grass
do not waste it on this board

Watchu mean by wasting tho?

i'm slackinggggggggg i should have been helping another person in the lab sort her samples but i didn't get much done :(
i don't have coffee unfortch but i'll try to have some food <3 no crynig for me that only happens on rare occasions for unclear reasons

i need to go to the pharmacy but when i get back i should do something fun
i'm here

u ok?

im so hungry but I don’t know if we have any leftovers and bronya’s pasta takes forever

why are you gay

You're asking for it, keep running your mouth and I'll bend you over the counter and wreck your asshole

i'll live thank you for the concern <3

fat fuck fat fuck

im a faggot yes but I don’t know how you clocked that from my post lol

that doesnt exactly answer the question but youre welcome

i LOVE fat fuck

Any Texan girls here?

dude what
takes one to know one

who's asking

LB

lbj? like the freeway?

I still hope for a day where my trans wife and I live a quiet life in southern californa. I just need to find a trans wife

I love fat fuck too. i thank god everyday for fat fuck. bless fat fuck

okay here u go this is for u. it's not very pretty but it tastes good

im worried did you poison it…

no it's 100% full of my pure and true love

does that mean your cum? please say it means your cum please say it means your cum please please please

Do trannies like 5'7" chasers?

i would eat it looks good but that seems very spicy right?

im 5’6 and have dated several trans people so id say yes. obviously depends on the person though

Not as good as the 5'6" version

im transgender I don't cum idiot

i'm 5'6... i dont care desu. the guy just need to be my height or taller, which is not something hard desu

I'm 5'11 and still am shorter than so many tranners

fuck i’m sorry I forgot…eugh I don’t wanna eat regular pasta that’s not special!

What the fuck is this?

taller people tend to transition at higher rates

i was riding this guy and he had a mirror next to his bed, i looked at myself a few times like damn i'm kinda bad with it..... feeling my agp oats

i'm sure some tranners do. you just have to find the one that's right for u.

oh no dwdw i just added pepper and chilli flakes on top cause I think it looks pretty. it's not too spicy. i made it a little spicier than I meant to but it's pretty balanced I think
it is pasta. im sorry anon should I have just made tendies again....
nooo I'm sorry I'm sorry ....

im 5'10... it's destiny...

apologize more it’s hot

uuuu im sorry im nervous now... im worried im not doing it right... please don't be angry

damn i’m shorter than you? you radiate 5’4 energy

i'm sure some tranners do.

Manlets BTFO

based

this pasta good asf i used the fanciest olive oil i own. single origin Greek extra virgin baby we're eating food tonight
i am exactly average in every way unfortunately

i’m right there with you don’t worry

I have to workout aaa.
also outside wasn't too bad today yay

im getting leg lengthening surgery

the pharmacist didn't even wish me a happy pride when i picked up my e

the pharmacist will call me a faggot or a tranny next time i will buy my injections

that's unlikely

I will call you a faggot and a tranny the next time I'm giving you a prick.

it's really hard to keep the conversation going when i can't just send pics to keep him interested

im pretty sure they think that in their minds. here comes the tranny to buy estrogen injections

Is your entire personality your body?

oh for sure when i have to tell them my dead name and they see all my tranny drugs they think it but they won't say it to my face because they like being employed

What they're really thinking is I can't wait for break in 22 minutes. (They count down by the exact minute because they're miserable.)

i will marry a cute guy from north macedonia on october 15th 2027, wearing a gorgeous dress at our gorgeous autumn wedding up in the poconos

no but it could be if i was hot
this is true. it's all i think about at work

Morning chasergen. I'm sad. I've started packing my stuff to leave Utah and make my way to Denver. Utah has a lot of issues, but its my home state. Lived here all my life. Not ready to say goodbye to home I think.

lmao same i need to sign the package with my male name. i also boymode so i look like a gay guy buying these injections. they 100% know.

Look forward not backwards. This is a big change that will lead to many opportunities. Just go with the flow and things will work out better than you ever could have hoped.

yes girlie manifest it!
that's how i feel about leaving texas. moving sucks
if you are buying diy then i guarantee you the delivery person cares even less but i get the anxiety

if you are buying diy then i guarantee you the delivery person cares even less but i get the anxiety

im brazilian its OTC in the drugstores lol. i just go there and buy it lol

I would like a tranny to eat these with me (besides just twinkchan)

Third worlder or jew?

you can get e in brazil without a prescription? that's crazy. i just assumed package cause i don't have to sign for anything at my pharmacy

Where are you headed anon? The person I'll be living with in Denver is also a trans girl and originally from Texas.

Qott: have you ever been to jail? and did you have a mugshot taken of yourself?

Not yet, hopefuly I dont have another mental breakdown and go unabomber mode.

bruh I'm 5'4 and I got a kink for absolutely dominating tall skinny tranners.

oh i'm not moving yet. i don't have the courage to move by myself so i need to convince someone else to go with me. i'm glad you'll have at least one friend going in

Parents are Mexican

are you ftm?

I’m moving there but I should probably get my pussy installed first

5'4

yeah just transition

Based honestly. Where in socal are you moving to?

yeah estrogen and antiandrogens are totally OTC. no prescription needed. just need to pay it and its yours lol

Post voice

why?

Not sure yet, I think the play is to move to LA to date then maybe move to a comfy beach town once married. I’m going to visit in October.

nah
Yeah, no. I don't think I will, I like being a dude.

You said that maybe you would

5’4

dude

what if chaser post voice....

i wish i was a wolf

i just assumed package cause i don't have to sign for anything at my pharmacy

oh lmao the signing is because i buy it on the internet and just pick it up on the drugstore because its cheaper. so you need to sign to take it

anything you want me to say?

you’re not gonna like it when it’s just my effeminate fagcent…

a taco with a bit of lime and chapulin is pretty good, nothing amazing but it's good
I've had em a few times at parties, and I often see street merchants selling them

ur 5’6 with a fagcent?

Hi anon I've tried to be nice to you today but it came to this that I don't want to just beat you up I want to fucking kill you, kill you you get it?

omg are they good i want to try them sosososososososo bad. i would b a little scared but that pisses me off if it's good eatin it's good eatin

it’s just the new wave of reppers

yes but I top both men and women so it cancels out

I'm giving you a prick.

im esl i looked up and that means next time you're giving me my injections or having sex with me? it showed up two results

It's a double entendre

too violent

ate too much pasta im so full... rolling around on the floor like a gay little seal

roll around on me like you’re rolling dough with your body instead

i fear u would die instantly :( i don't want 2 hurt anyone

yea

ive never been in trouble with the law because i am a good girl. my ISP sends me angry emails about copyright infringement like weekly though

bronya I am far larger than you I can tank it no problem

Oh well in that case

Blue are the people here that walk around. Blue like my corvette, its in and outside. Blue are the words I say and what I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me. I'm blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di

Thank you twitter for showing me the accounts of other tripfags after following one

waow...

*twerks*

Goontime

Invest in neo pussy technology. Neo pussies to the moon!

There is road construction right outside my house. I have to get their attention to even leave my driveway.

you tried flirting a little. maybe show a little skin

do you want me to sing it?

i find that hard to believe

Your preference

I was rizzing you up pretty good

oh in that case i'd prefer to not do it

Well no you have to say it then

bmi of 40+ don’t test me lmfao

I can't bring myself to goon for regular selfies, so I just get filled with a sense of "wow she's cool and cute, I wish she was my girlfriend"

ur 5’6 and weigh how much?

I am a fat short latino and proud!

respect!!

Both.

help you inject your estrogen, rub and kiss the injection site cuz ouchie.

one thing leads to another and were making out, tongue kissing/french kissing and lightly biting your neck and whispering sweet nothings into your ear as I lightly touch and feel you.

one thing leads to another and were both nude frotting my cock and your girldick on my bed.

flip you over and start fucking you prone bone, my cock head pressing against your prostate with each slow and deliberate pump that gets quicker and quicker as I moderate your breathing and moaning.

after half a hour we both orgasm.

I think I'm gonna go jerk off now, thanks

yeah, sorry. not happening. I got zero gender dysphoria.

The biggest repper I've ever seen.

tongue kissing/french kissing

did you know that here in brazil every kiss is expected to be a french kiss after a certain age? no-tongue kisses for teenagers and adults are only for like, when you're in a restaurant, in a public space where that wouldnt be really appropriated, near kids etc.
(i thought it was like that in the whole world but people here always says that when they kiss foreign people a lot of times they dont use tongues even if its in like the carnaval lol so idk maybe its cultural)

i've worked in 4 prisons in north east usa.
1 max, 2 mediums, and 1 womens prison.
doing sub contracting jobs.

no i dont get arrested. im a hero of the community.
and a shemale nazi from outer space.

i fear moving to Brazil may be my only hope for feeling the touch of another human being

have you ever been to jail? and did you have a mugshot taken of yourself?

no
ive been to grippy sock jail, but they don't take mugshots there
bro if you wanna beat the repper allegations you need to not use cute anime femboi pictures in your posts

they should start taking mugshots at the psych ward i think that would be fun

this is not how you get trannies to not kill themselves

they have a photo of me at Walmart that says don't let this person in

Nightreign is dogshit (I don't have any friends)

Doing all the shopping and chores because my chaser is banned from everywhere

why what happened?

caught fucking the pumpkins on halloween

I was kicked out

You're using the wrong flag ma'am

For saying anything in particular?

but i'm horny

for racism. again

good point. true

making one of those videos this year
damn...

tireeed

interacting normally with chasers

What if you used the mugshots to create profiles for the tranners on a website where you can become her penpal

why are queues so long in nighreign now :(
how is the game already dead

Masturbating now

Chasergen State Penitentiary

my grandmother just called my whatsapp with my girlname this might be the end folks

that's literally what this thread is

just like 3 ppl knows my girl name

I didn't know white people used whatsapp

hiii

you guys should its cool

What's your girlname?

i got it again just to talk to this one tinder guy, which went no where and now i might be fucked ooooh my hubris

30+ chaser that makes me add him on WhatsApp cause he doesn't know how to use anything else
sending nudes to my 30+ chaser via email

nunya

sending nudes to my 30+ chaser via email

i did this once back in high school

i wonder how secure it is

that's a pretty name
this was aol days so we hadn't invented cyber security yet lol

hot

i dont like how it seems like chasers are responsible for most of the transphobia on this board
some chasers are great but why are so many of them such fucking awful people

LMAO of course of course

meffany

I would like to call you something besides meffy.

i find my girl name cute but im a bit scared bc its not a common name here. like, its not a weird made up name, or take from anime or something like that, but its still not common

probably the constant rejection they receive

It's transbian false flags. The only people mean here are other transgirls.

chicken and egg situation I think

nah the ones who hate me constantly are definitely chasers they're not subtle. not saying it doesn't happen! but it's pretty easy to tell

as long as it's a name that fits your race and you aren't some white girl calling her roshanda you are probably good senpai

that's not a good reason to behave like shit

no it's not
it's chasers
transbians are sucky for other reasons but that ain't it

real. Transbians can't see happiness without wanting to destroy it

You're a unique case in that you're a newfag, transbian, and incredibly annoying. I think anyone who tolerates you is bad.

chaser and i at a cute diner date when

bronya's bi, not a transbian

im white latina. i have italian heritage. its an italian variation of a very normal and common name. but that italian variation is not common here in my country. thats what makes me scared lol

i think we have you down for thursday at the olive garden ma'am. there are better places than Anon Babble to confirm your reservations tho

Yes the person who has only has girlfriends and lives with one is "bi".

meffy is my favourite name. i like it more than my girlname. u cud call me meffany, if u want

it's not a crime to dream

letting your tranny experience the endless bread sticks at olive garden on the first date

not anymore. im just an annoying newfag. im dedicating myself to the path of heterosexuality. never again

idk run it by some friends if you are that worried. you can always change it later if you don't end up liking it. just try and be sure before it's on your license

yeah, bi girls date girls sometimes. That's what that means.
You need to focus your hatred on actual transbians, where it belongs
Total Transbian Death

The biggest repper I've ever seen.

pls I beg you

cute anime femboi pictures

Frederica Sawyer is a girl tho (I like goth girls frfr)

neat, ya learn new thing every day

liiiike

If Meffy if your favorite name I will continue to call you that. I also will continue to call you wife when you post your beautiful face.

you never gave us a girl name here, so me and everyone else got used to calling you mef or meffy or meffany or meffica

it was a lapse anyway... ive only had 1 gf in my entire dating history in chalking it up to temporary insanity

marry me
i'll be into girl if it means i get a free burger

Bi is weaponized. Every transbian claims they're bi. Every single one.

Okay but that's worse, tho

im particularly partial to meffica i think it's really pretty
are they really endless I've never quite been able to understand this. Why would I want to eat so mny bread sficks

are they really endless I've never quite been able to understand this. Why would I want to eat so mny bread sficks

I thought they were. or maybe that's fazolis idk

You trip, you bottomcase, you post cute anime girls that you relate to, you're 5,2.
Tell me how much you lift "man".

No I don't.

fazoli is... fagioli right?? any restaurant with bottomless beans would be bankrupted by a single visit from bronya that's my dream

I almost ended that with "right Sarah?" but I decided to not drag you into it.

pov i ask u for more breadsticks

i appreciate your concern, anon, but i dont mind being dragged into stuff

POV I just asked for a dick pic from a chaser

like the purply pink! it suits you

maybe but it's not like bi girls just don't exist

you know what you are kinda cute sorry for being mean to you once

drinking mountain dew from Sarah's foot like how Tarantino did to that girl in the movie he made and writing in specifically that he would do this with Selma hayak
youtu.be/dSK5Ud6k7ys?si=G83SMEphL3Cwd2Nz&t=183

i would love to try this colour again, maybe in a cute wig or smn

I like girls with pink hair

I like girls

whatever your mom weighs lol

lol got eem

That's what I thought.
Take your estrogen rebby.

but anon
feet are stinky

pink hair is so cute, if i wasn't so scared of ruining my hair i would try it

wrong board ;)

yes this is good
ooh what about mefticia addams?

I like men

Girls like you.

i wish the app would show me flag previews so i dont have to post to see what they look like

l-like me???

oh that's everything actually. very into that

I like you.

wait does a persons contact name for someone overwrite what that person set for their own whatsapp name? i might be okay
everyone here wanted me to be morticia for last halloween maybe i’ll do it this year

that makes one of us!

the only transgirl im more friends with here in brazil liked the name but she also has a uncommon name so lmao (her uncommon name looks good on her desu)

That's kind of sad.

you can post here and people might be honest with you
it's fine

I won't be honest, just rude on purpose. Keep that in mind

i constantly have to repeat my name when i introduce myself to people they always thinks it’s something that is barely a name one that i’ve only heard once in fiction instead of my very real, albeit kinda rare name what should i make of this?

for a long time I thought this was happening to me because i didn't pass and eventually I complained about it and people explained it's because im so visibly nervous in public i mumble and trip over my words. so it might be that

my legal first name is a fairly obscure greek name, i mostly go by my more conventional middle name though

I constantly repeat your name when I'm gooning.

agp

you mean it might not be because i am a hon and the hate me????

its the italian variant of "clara"...

that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I said

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i thought it might be that, but my name is only one syllable so idk?
idea i had was that since i’m boymoding and pass so so so soo gud that people assume that or must be the nonbinaryesque name and not the man name i’m actually saying but that seems like wishful thinking :p
ooh meffy ooh meffy ooh meffy
what?

seems fine
wait so it is because i am a hon and they hate???

ohhhh that's so beautiful!!! it's a popular name here too because it sounds like Gaelic you have good taste I've always thought it's pretty

Meffy I'm so close

oh I didn't see the not I'm stupid yes no you were right the first time it's not because of that

OOOOO MEFALASAUROUS

oh good lmao
you seem the type to call out your own name during sex

"And what's your name?"
-Sissyfina
"Pardon me?"
-..Sissyfina

i think my friend is flirting with me...

I knew you were a transbian

i didn't say she was girl

Alright? And?

how can i be sure and what do i do, oh wise one

they don,t show flag previews on the actual website tbf. also hai :3

People do the same to me all the time. My name is very normal and basically everyone has heard of it, but seemingly never met someone with my name. They constantly assume I'm saying something else for some reason when I say it.

You have to repeat it for me because I couldn't focus on what you were saying while looking at how beautiful you are.

;-;
oh nice thanks !!! ^^ i really like it but as i said im a bit scared. if for some reason i think its weird i would go with clara which is fine, but i really really like chiara better

maybe I'll biased cause it's much more normal to me but i think it's pretty and you should go for it! honestly i regret picking an overly practical name

Gotta give us more deets then! Start from the top! Tell me all about him. What makes you think he's flirting? How does he behave differently around you? Do you spend time alone with him? Do things seem different one on one? Do you like him back? How would other mutual friends react?
Ready?

well ya i’m agp there also has to be a mirror present
lmao
same

i picked a biblical name to make my parents happy :)

What makes you think he's flirting?

they've been messaging me more and being more excited about little things i tell them

How does he behave differently around you?

how would i know how some one acts when i'm not there?

Do you spend time alone with him?

sometimes

Do things seem different one on one?

yeah but idk how

Do you like him back?

maybe

How would other mutual friends react?

they wouldn't care or maybe see it coming

Ready?

not at all

I don't find this heartwarming I guess.

have you ever been to jail

Horny jail, many times

submerging chasers in warm soapy water

mirror sex would fix me actually

they didn't either!

it unironically dewormed how i feel about my body by a significant degree

Lmao. Sorry, anon, that sucks.

pratical names are good bc they are less clocky. im scared that i will never really pass with a strange name lol people will think im some kind of drag queen lmao
but thanks i hope i stick with it ^^
they got happy??

i still like the name so it is what it is

really?

Too personal to ask what it is? I like a lot of biblical names too, just not often the more common ones. Really hope you didn't pick Hagar or some shit.

how would i know how some one acts when i'm not there?

I'm talking about one on one vs a group setting. Does he behave differently?
Idk it sounds like maybe he does. Why not ask him out for a coffee or something? Don't even have to say date, just see how he reacts.

Shaking up my chaser til he gets fizzy and explodes all over everything

it's old testament but it's not an out there name i don't think

i feel like it would either fix me or absolutely ruin me
too bad i can’t find anyone to do it with

It's always Ruth, Deborah, or Ester then. Susanna maybe. Always did like Susanna. Shoshana has to clear it though, right?
Much religious then?

they just got out of a long term relationship that they talked to me about a bunch before breaking up so maybe it's just a rebound thing and they don't actually like me.

Why not ask him out for a coffee or something?

we hangout and go out to eat together all the time tho

not really religious no but my dead name was biblical so i thought i'd stay on theme. you didn't get it btw but feel free to stop guessing

are y'all close friends and how long have you known each other?

yeah i had major worms about how my bodyfat made me look mannish but seeing myself on top of this guy made me realize how insane i was being
i didn't pre plan it tbdesu i just went home with a hot guy i'd been dancing with and he happened to have one next to his bed

Lol. Don't worry I wasn't guessing for you to actually tell me, just for my own satisfaction. But yes I can stop.

the fuck is mirror sex and what does it accomplish

a little over a decade. we knew each other before i transitioned

omg cute. when did you transition?

Sex in front of a mirror. Unironically AGP.

fucking while looking at yourself in a mirror. woman behavior

hmmm seems risky
i didn't mean it to come off so rude oops. i meant like take it or leave it
sex in front of a mirror. like the guy from american psycho

they just got out of a long term relationship that they talked to me about a bunch before breaking up so maybe it's just a rebound thing and they don't actually like me.

Hmmm that does put you in a shitty space. People definitely get a little crazy after a breakup and do things they don't necessarily mean. Sometimes people get really into the idea of being wanted in the moment after a breakup rather than the person actually wanting them.
I don't think it's necessarily doom, just look after yourself is all.
But idk maybe you should just ask? That's what I'd do but I'm the guy here. I find being direct works best.

3 years ago or so? i've only been out for 2 tho and they are the first person i came out to after my brother
i'm more worried about me hurting them than the other way around desu

How would you be hurting them?

thats cute how old are y'all?

but I'm the guy here

wow, I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time

idk taking advantage of them when they are vulnerable and not thinking straight
old

oh i felt agp as fuck but in a good way
there's always an inherent risk to living like this but idk i've been around the block and know how to vet guys i'm considering fucking. the actual sex was pretty mid but the guy was a huge sweetie and i'm feeling pretty great about getting dewormed

NEED MIRROR SEX NEEED AGP AFFIRMING SEX

old

how old is old? im 23

23 is young

humping an unfamiliar pillow just feels wrong it's like im having sex with a stranger

Just play it slow if you're worried, he'll have plenty of time to figure things out at a pace comfortable for him. Also he's a big boy, I'm sure he can make his own decisions just fine, flirting with someone isn't manipulation.

bigguymandude

are there any eu christian chasers that aren't far right lunatics and not over 24 in this general?
i know its unlikely but hey

today someone asked how old i was and i lied through my fucking teeth telling them i was 25 fully knowing my 25th birthday is tomorrow

Also he's a big boy

what it they aren't?

i dont believe you

why do people take cough medicine to get high?

i'm 30. i didn't feel young at 23 but i was. i'm sure i'll think the same thing about 30 when i'm 40 but today i'm old

You're trying to date a child?
Because it gets you high.

anons i forgot to buy toilet paper

aren't a boy

What difference does that make? I'm talking about emotional maturity here. That's not a gendered consideration.

ig thats true

does it tho?

That's not a gendered consideration.

most of your advice seemed to be

diaper time

Yes it's called Dexomethorphan or DXM. The recreational doses are much higher than a medicinal one though and to curb drug usage they've put dangerous emetics in there.

i don't think cough medicine gets you truly high

Swap out the he for a she and it'd be the exact same advice. You can point at what you'd think would change if you like.

idk

I don't know why you'd think this, it does.

Sitting around and wondering what could have been is allowed too I guess. I don't see the point though.

rip my dawg dj screw.............

no but if you want a transbian thats everything else youre looking for drop your discord

Happy early birthday, old friend ^-.-^

i think i should let them make the first move since they just got out of a relationship

who?

open the schools

Would hrt have saved him?

i have been getting into the choppin’ and the screwin’
25 isn’t old :(

Sure.

i wish i were bi but alas im not

the cough syrup killed him...... why they call that sheeit medicine when it can kill you mang.....

i don’t have diapers at home

Would mirror sex traumatize a tranner who saw her own boner while being pounded out

maybe

you are really good a guilt. are you catholic by chance?

: P
I hope you get forcefemmed for your bday

I was raised catholic technically I guess. I'm just rude.

that’s what i wish for every year but it NEVER HAPPENS

25 is still young mef

omg i would kms

i think you remind me of my dad. thanks anyway, wise one

Would be cool to make hair and nail and make up appts for you on your bday and take you out for dinner wearing a nice new dress and then fuck you all night long

are y'all posting on phone or desktop

No problem, good luck with your lady.

all chasers are gay

is it true chasers don't own doghouses?

I'm doing by sincere posting from my phone with a flag and my chud bait posting from my laptop with no flag. Why do you ask?

If wanting to fuck women is gay then sign me up for the Pride uhh parade? carnival? Whatever it is, sign me up

Fluctuates constantly like a normal person
Laptop rn
Most, probably a little yeah, just because it's easier to fall into this dynamic when you're straight-leaning bi and don't have any weirdness about women being trans
But liking mtfs isn't part of the gay part
They'll never believe me on that one

why not the other way around?

you can sleep inside w me puppy

Good question. I don't have an answer though

For any tranners in Seattle, how expensive is it really? I'm from Texas and moving up there. Got a job as a barista.

we're cuddling and watching this asmr together today
youtu.be/9qOzVK9syy8

i should detrans

i should kill myself

shut up

shut up

i should eat some ice cream

i should eat a big steak. with pepper sauce. and exactly 2 glasses of red wine

Putting this on and engaging mirror neurons to try to make my brain shut the hell up for a minute

why aren't we being happy
all the corners of the internet ive been to today are so sad
i crave positivity
what are mirror neurons?

Would be cool to make hair and nail and make up appts

i had a similar idea but was too scared

i only get (you)s when i act miserable

I'm so happy you could say I'm gay
I'm so positive you could say I'm magic johnson

you get (You)s? jealous...

I give my (You)'s very sparingly. I don't want to devalue dawgcoin before I retire it

Personally I’m having a great day. Feel pretty today, got some bourbon to drink later, going to treat myself to something yummy for dinner.

the key to having a good day?
here's some dawg wisdom
tear up that newspaper
nothing worth reading about there
the news can wait
the news can change
the news cannot withstand your teeth

ive been telling my folks to turn off the constant news channel since i was a kid
we were never meant to be exposed to doom across the world in the news 24/7
and it has gotten worse in the 20 years since then

what about the rest of my idea

wud i be able to hide eyebrow threading from parents?
even scarier

my honfidence has completely evaporated overnight. i am now suddenly cg's most wormed tranner. the pendulum has swung back and I am throwing out all my clothes

stop chewing on my newspaper I have a perfectly good bone for you

do not usurp my title

i think its not super noticeable! if they ask just say you plucked them

Give my worm some brain, babe. Come swing my pendulum, puppy.

Not a lot of mugshots in here. Im starting to suspect you are all a bunch of authority loving straight edgers.

I love sucking cock and following the rules

all of my selfies look like mugshots
that is also fruity behaviour

i need to disconnect from tranny spaces and go back to my irl friends
hanging out with a bunch of cis women who always treat me like one of them will fix me, unironically im pretty sure

your bone will be chewed upon for nutrition

this is also fruity behaviour

hanging out with a bunch of cis women who always treat me like one of them will fix me

HA good luck finding that

you're right you're right im sorry
ghhhh you can type the stupidest babepost in the world and as soon as it has puppy in there i melt instantly. it's not fair....

dogs have been friends since the first man throw their left over bone outside the cave entrance

just say a bunch of them were ingrown or something! idk

Keep being yourself. The world needs this energy
Good point mef. They really do!
IRL > Online, regardless, in general

as in, you want it but you’re nervous

I will pet you during

HA good luck finding that

mef you dumbass i have access to that right now
i already have irl friends who did that and *i* was the one who disconnected from *them*

only fruity men know what an ingrown hair is
:(

yeah. be sad. we're not all antisocial losers like you who can't keep friendships or handle being around cis women

:(

probably a youngshit >:(

I'm up early 'cause ain't enough light in the daytime
Smoke two sweets and sold three chickens 'fore the clock strike nine
Big nut holder, my boulders smolder on the PA pipes
AK loader as I get swallowed under city lights

nope
cope

i will never be happy

yea you just know broseph smokes that good shit
straight from the pipes
the waste pipes
he up early to get what the chickens lay under them stools

alaska mmention

i am worried that I might only be attractive to transbians. need to figure out how to fix this. maybe diy ffs

ksonya

anon are me feel so bad i cancelled threading appointment :(

i want to live in wuhan

ksonya

How rough is your ideal puppy scenario? Would you ever wear a shock collarr?

i will never love a european

bronya I literally want to get you pregnant you know this

Why do you have a bnwo flag?

i miss her so much

Yo it's Broseph, rollin up with no fear
Weird little dude with a snack so severe
Caught him in the kitchen with a spoon and a scoop
Bro, what you eatin? He said, just a lil poop

That's right nigga, it's the 'seph on the mic
Outside the kindergarten at night cruisin on my bike
A sick little fuck I'll eat shit for a buck
Still ain't gettin busy cause I'm such a muthafuckin cuck

be Mefmoder

have birthday

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hear tires squealing outside man cave bedroom

go outside to investigate

it’s Anon, parked on parents’ front yard

”Happy birthday, babe”

get into Anon’s car hoping to be murdered

drive to salon instead of Canadian suicide booth

get princess carried by Anon into salon

too weak and ashamed to resist

”Can you do anything with her?”

be looked up and down by skeptical cosmetologist

”It won’t be cheap”

be dragged into the various mysterious chambers where cis women labor to de-grease and exfoliate la creatura

be painted like a whore for the male gaze (moar like gayz amirite)

be humiliated that Anon has paid extra for these women to address you with female pronouns

be humiliated by raging hard on squeezed between thighs in near-panic

finally be carted out to Anon and see his face light up with lechery

be driven to mall to pick out “some nice things for princess”

erection still has not subsided

awawa im sorry im sorry im sorry
np brexit means brexit im totally viable now. or sth
hehe, i still don't really know so much about it... im kind of learning from the beginning... but the idea of a shock collar is. kind of hot. really hot

I will deworm puppy so fucking fast if she ever entered my sightline

save me :(

A shock collar for when you're bad and one of those remote control prostate vibrators for when you're good

unironically dm me when you’re dysphoric I literally got my ex to start girlmoding after an entire year of boymoding, I am a professional dewormer

hhh... ive tried those vibrators before they're, really, really, fun <<33 it kinda sounds like. how you would. train a pet. hhaha

gym or like just lose weight idk

*still ain't getting bussy
Sorry I'm tired but you get the gist. Broseph eats shit and likes minors

hehe ill keep it in mind thank you! i don't want to give into worms i want to believe I still have honfidence left in me but we will see once I try going outside

tell bronya to lose weight again and I kill you

we got boymoder, repressor, hon, and twinkhon flags again this year. but when will they finally add a passoid flag for me and others like me?

yea i was thinking that too im gonna see if i can find a good deal on membership somewhere once I figure out a living situation

truly evil that the second you become heterosexual you regain all the worms. cruel society for our women

Let's see the dump truck

i don't know what caused it... maybe it'll come back once i get through the brief spiral but im literally hiding in bed all day with the stupid fucking shark like a boymoder

bitch stfu! creepy fat fetishist losers omg

i bet relapsing would be so fun

aaaaa im sorry im way too wormed it's too embarrassing... i need bbl urgently

I literally have only dated people who are skinny I just think bronya is beautiful lmao

that’s kinda sweet awww ): i’m sure it’ll get better sweetie, im sorry

can confirm it is

so affordable too

my lil short stack of pancakes

thank you anon ....
hehe it's ok i feel like its balancing out for all the unearned honfidence. if i did it before i can do it again i think

mef is currently jorking to this hope she shoots many ropes amen

why do I get so horny every day

i'm pretty fucking broke as of late but dope sounds better than food atm

You just had a big breakup. You need to give yourself time to recover mentally

call it honfidence one more time and i bring out the zapper

is this true?? will this happen???

yeah for sure that's the plan. im gonna hide out until things are a little less scary

aight u got dubs so i have to go through with it

This is like asking why you get hungry or sleepy

pleading emoji

this greentext is my day-before-your-birthday gift to you

fag…

You need to be tied up to calm down, like a hugbox for a horny autist

i'm horny

hehe... it would probably help...

why

let me help you with that.

i will cherish it

sleepy
no

please?

i'll confess what i've done, in time
lived through worse and never cared for anyone

But every day so intensely, usually the same times of day.

I unironically love you lilsis even if I hope you never get dream

brb anons i’m showering ily all

did you read what I said about sleepy and hungry

brb i'm pouring toilet water on my head, hate you all

do u think i will not get dream?

the dream I do not want you to get his always been suicide dream

surgery is overwhelming

most relatable thing I’ve ever read here

suicide dream is so peaceful v-v

i'm so wiped

Same

I know but you may not have it
Instead you will be forcefemmed by a loving bf who will make insta reels of user a taser in your bare feet to make money on facebook

Incredible. Hear something new every time you listen to a song again
They dont want you waving it in their face

there are so many hidden requirements and fees. i hate it

back from my shower…if anyone even cares…

hope you have a relaxing one

but it keeps not happening v_v

i don't!!! i can't be forced to either

I’ll tell you this much I am not watching reels of your wife UNTIL HER SOCKS COME OFF

chasergen

lilsis look okay when a guy comes up to you at spirit Halloween and wants your number don’t tell him you’re a dude he knows you are a cute tranny you don’t need to make it awkward just give him your number and let the pieces fall into place

:( but he was SHORTTTT D:
and knew i was a trannyyyyy DDDDDD:

tranners on left

Me on the right

yeah we all know and we like that or at least don’t mind, it’s okay, and hey we couldn’t indulge your fetish if it were otherwise

no way lol

ally

Some girls have all the luck…

:( want dream even more now

I miss bronya

NO NO, BAD TRANNY
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iwn take gym pics with bf it's not fair ;~;

why is insurance so complicated

I’m right here?

let’s be honest you will never be at gym

when i broke up with my tgf i didn't have sex with i kept living with her for years, have to respect just moving out like that

moving out and still being the best cgen poster, she really does it all

It is intentional
You just kept living together in a sexless relationship for years?

we were only in the sexless relationship for like 2 years, we've been roomies for 5.......

sorry i was getting my laptop finally working!!!!! WAHOOOOO!!!! they said it couldnt b done
i still dont have a terminal emulator and for some reason its lagging like crazy but ican finally post again...
idk i know that thats the standard route but if i didnt get out of there i would just end up back in it you know what i mean. im still worried thats gonna happen
awawa thank u anon
to be fair i did this too. its normal for transbians

but I'm a man so iwn
maybe if I got all my surgeries I would...

ghehehehe i cant believe i finally got it working it only took me like a couple months am i good did i do a good job tell me im good tell me im good i worked so hard are u proud of me am i good