/Chasergen/ Be in good humor edition

i hate my life

hi bronya you’re so cute can you make seal noises for me

maiq dismembered
maiq limbs scattered throughout county

happy 20th birthday

hii.... i dont know what a seal sounds like im sry :( and apprently the neighbrs here are crazy so im trying 2b rlly quiet... pls dnt b mad at me im sorry :c

why?

Happy 30th birthday to mef. You'll be going through mefopause before you know it!

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate

whoa bro

:o
this is the true age of meffy!
this is not the true age of meffy! lies!!

i wish i could be a woman

chasers would you get mad if a tranner after riding you and cumming would also piss on your chest?

is it true you're all transbians?

it's time to get drunk again and listen to emotional folk music

i'm barely connected to anyone, i have nothing going for me, i live in poverty, i can't even reliably get attention from strangers
i'm basically a ghost already

im sorry im so sorry ill do it pls dont b mad at me im sorry ill try and do itquietly im sorry im sorry ill be fast

itd be okay if we had like tarps out or if it was in the tub.

apparently it's too much to ask for to message back within 2 hours today. going to bed without messaging back is rude because it literally takes 2 seconds. what was he doing all night that was so important?

I would not be mad if we were in the bathtub

I can show you what seals sound like if you want (:

Melty Monday?

legal if it's in the shower i guess

haha bro chaser twinning high five

umm is this okay... ive never seen a seal so. i did my best voca.ro/16bLsXT32A1A

fuckin rad we are the three musketeers

no i just think it's rude to go to sleep without messaging back but who cares. apparently chasers are just assholes.

ME. TOO!!!

*clicks your clicker*

tfw no tall tranner in canada to message back instantly so she doesnt feel left on read

what a sport, let’s give it up for bronya guys

you have sex and she gets overwhelmed with orgasm and piss on you

hhh <3
is it ok i did my best but i wasnt sure

What makes you laugh?

I make you laugh :)
unsee cc/album#u4Yo5Fz8Q0RA

easy there hold up woah woah woah just a sec

nikocado post

i fear i also have this mental illness

wthhhhhhhh
captcha 0HAY0

being petite bourgeois causes mental illness!

whatever i'm going to bed

i wish i was a wolf

don't do that face but even with it I want to kill myself :(

i wish i was dead

Unless you have met in person then you are expecting too much and putting way too much of yourself into this

fucking hot but yes I’d be mad well maybe not if she got busy changing out the sheets
also I have a waterproof cover on my mattress to protect it from girls getting so overwhelmed by orgasms while riding my cock that they end up losing control of their bladders so it’s no big deal really as long as she cleans up the sheets

i wish mef was my gf

last night i had a dream where i lived in a star trek like society and my job was to train baby seals to hunt fish but my baby seal wasn’t hunting any fish! it would jump out of the water and attack me and give me algebra questions but wouldn’t even give me enough time to finish reading the questions!!! horrible.

I wish bronya was my gf

I need you

which part of you is petite, bougie boo (not the feet)
I respect your trips (although triple 1s are the weakest of all) nevertheless see here

go on
?

I had a dream last night where I was fooling around with this girl from HS except I was still HS age but she was like 40 like a serious milf and she was standing over me lowering that pussy down over my mouth but then I woke up right before the roast beef grazed my lips

me too anon

[…]hhhhhhhhhhhh

really…..?

my feet are kinda petite for my size and Y chromosome
huh.

he will probably respond tomorrow. you should calm down?

hehe i dont think im ready to think about that stuff seriously yet. i should probably chill out for a little while

so tired … must shower ..

I need the unsee pls respond I told you my dream

k

I have a lot of dreams about sitting on faces

i'm so glad i'm capable of handling things of this nature like an adult woman

you’re not gonna find anything in there that can fix the kind of dirty you are, son

okay thanks that was hard to keep going
BORING

woagh. chillax…
speaking of, feeling envious of my friends who already have husbands rn

litter.catbox.moe/iit3hk.jpeg

gonna cry…bronya hates me

woagh

the misplaced G in that word reads as a girl squeak bc you got too excited

ahh no im sorry anon... its not like that... im sorry...

sex

i wish anon was my bf

how do I get over the fear and kms?

NOOOOO it’s just a typo oh em gee chillax…. there is no squealing rn

#1 bronya fan in so much pain…oh well…

whos mexicos finest troon
whos canadas finest troon
whos uks finest troon
whos chinas finest troon

new instagram post got under 100 likes … and no chaser bf to buy me burger king tonight … SUICIDE BACK ON

No you don't

holy shit I need to masturbate my penis right this frickin instant I am gonna cum thank you meffy oh jeez no I’m not jokinghnnnngggg

AMERICAS. NEXT. TOP. TROOOON!

getting more than 1 like

fuck off passoad

LOL it’s a refrence to my city motto LMFAO

Headed to class this morning and checked out a cute art student headed the same way but didn't say anything. Kinda looked like leanbeefpatty, but I didn't stare too much

you're so cruel, anon...

son there better not be now let’s shoot some hoops

you’re the cruel one you won’t accept my undying love and affections and slaps and shocks </3333

are there any guys in the UK who would kill a failed troon in minecraft if he asked?

nuh uh
i was never good at sports growing up because i would get winded really easily

my city motto

“HOME OF SLUTS”

I wasted another day, wish I could do more then that

naur it’s “americas finest city” see the refrence

you’re gonna need to get better at holding your breath

Thats treasonous but a very good question

im sorry anon im sorry ill accept it

what does this mean are you gonna like drown me i’m scared

disloyal whore will say this on the board but not in dms…you belong in a cage

Happy birthday beautiful. You get more adorable and cuddly with every year, and I hope to hug you in bed all day for your next b-day :)

it’s

“ALWAYS SLURPIN NUT”
but like in Latin or smthg

Sure. I'll shank you darling.

How do I ask Mef out on a date

are you gonna drown me

in a manner of speaking

with handcuffs and a taser (bring extra panties)

please dont be angry its my fault for not checking them.... im really sorry anon i can fix it

oh good Lord
what does this mean i’m scared

The title of American’s Finest Troon belongs to Meffy until her birthday is over then the other girl can have it back I guess unless like Sobe is around

probably at least a million if you go to the wrong neighborhood in any of the larger cities

dm me every hour or I euthanize you

I’m scared

I don’t;t care …keep those …eyes … OPENNNNNN

what the frick why r we stealing my name …. its not even about looks

You must first create the universe

be honest would u hire me for a job or do the polka dots give to much housewife? I go back and forth on whether this dress is cute or makes me look like a crossdresser
unsee cc/album#xJnPtTFmebzI

Only way id plap mef is if i crossdress, like a transbian deal, orherwise im a normal straight chaser

Dm me chasers I’m bored for the next hour

The cardigan makes it look more professional. The dress seems fine

would u hire me for a job

handjob blowjob footjob but maybe not in that order

watttt

disc?

Finest does typically implies physical attractiveness. Thats not what you are going after we now know but its true

need a real life teddyman for birthday!!!
i would try to dissuade you i’ve been known to do that
i’m surprised you even still remember that, that was like almost 2 years ago
but am not even american…

No

more like

whaa-[gargling]

i am so unwanted

ofc I remember that I love that story and you are an honorary (HONorary see what I did) American for your bday but don’t tell Trump okay gotta stay between us

Battyman_skengrizzler

I want you

ty anon
this is kind of a rude thing to say to a girl

baka i need more san diego homies who get my clever references ..
WOAH .

I want you
to look at this animal

ok ok I’m sorry in all seriousness you look pretty

beingnicehavingfun

We have established that “woah” is the sound you make for consent, so “WOAH” is enthusiastic consent , right? Also sign here, here, and here

i would try to dissuade you i’ve been known to do that

why

naur im celibate until serious commitment

I think bagel bites dinner
And cheesecake factory leftovers maybe

i feel so cold

gonna hit 32B in like 3 months cause i’m starting prog next month #yurp #ididthat

These documents you need to sign represent a VERY serious commitment

Lots of tranners doomposting into the void today huh

I need a hug and someone who would help me fix my aimless life

yeah its a little rough to see

I can’t save em all it’s Meffy’s bday she’s the bday girl the princess the belle of the ball

things are a little okay

ill have you know im a chaser doomposting into the void.

real life teddyman

You're totally perfect and an amazing skinny cuddle princess. Youd be my birthday gift that's always giving :)

what do u love about that story?
because i am a skeptical person

thank u anon sorry for calling u out like that
yeah it's that kind of day where it feels like maybe attention from cute guys will distract me from the bad thoughts. I really wish I hadn't seen that FBI post

it's not as bad as it seems

What's going on?

oooh idk …

I am making tea

OMW to pick up AFT to the mall for when she needs some new bras from VS

just another example of how cute and hopeless you are typical woman

That's pretty cool. I am currently nugmaxing and huffing paint

gonna have to go bra shopping again over the summer … goodbye wallet

i should start doing hard drugs

tea baggin w my dawgy

sorry man

I go hard on the paint

sorry im trying 2 keep it 2 a minimum

there should be round-year mall teddies like mall santas and u cis sit on their laps and whisper things in their ears and such things

:p

if it bleeds we can kill it

In the meantime, my lap is wide open, babe.
Women

i recorded this so i might as well post it here too. look at my clarinet files.catbox.moe/si8vlr.mp4

I always tell goodnight to anyone I care about, so it's his skill issue

Wishing I could tell goodnight to a tranner, but I've yet to find someone willing to date me here

montreal is full of tranners but I hate that city

I miss feeling cold

sorry i just took a look in the mirror

i booked eyebrow threading with a place that advertises #GUYGROOMING and i’m scared

forgot to mention, i'm trans btw

Jesus Christ, you're so beautiful and cute and soft spoken! This is for you

youtube.com/watch?v=FLvp7aOWNbU
thanks nonno

wait in case yall didn’t know … i wasn’t born a biological woman

sit on their laps and whisper things in their ears and such things

You're making me overheated in my suit already, princess. I'd want my big fuzzy arms around your waist. You're so cute and beautiful and genuinely dont need anything done to your girly eyebrows

How about you wet my reed, babe.

i have a COCK

whats your favorite piece to play on it

tfw no gf with a penor

me for the time being

added

a cock that i will cut off in a few years inshallah btw

should i do it tonight guys

i am mainly a bassoonist so what you are asking is for me to place your penis in a pill bottle filled with weeks- to months-old wood water for ten minutes
i dunno i mostly just improvise lole!

<3

nope ! stay safe

I've got some wood water for you, babe.

play the opening of the sacre du printemps

does mef like shorter guys

i have a COCK
:(

OH NO NO NO

what happened to Ava?

God I need some fat hairy guys lap on my face.

dont wanna

i could do that in highschool but i don't play regularly anymore :(

Turn that frown upside down babe

i have a donut

WHO?

I think I'm going to that makeup class this weekend

I just saw a drone outside my window and I started recording it and it flew up to my window wtf drones are so creepy

even sayuri got srs. its the future for all of us

How do you change flags?

):

That's not how you do it, try this
:)

not me, at least until transplants are possible so never for me :(

i demand a black pussy transplant

<):(

shes so pretty

Americas finest american.webm . Patriot day in just over a month folks its a beautiful thing

Why did you put a cowboy hat? And why doesn't it make you smile to be so silly?

NO!

is it the day to do it?

yes i will cut it off today

you should ask a magic 8ball

Its so fucking over

need a surgeon to rip my face off and reconstruct my genitalia

order a magic 8 ball online, perhaps on amazon from jeff bezos, it will answer any question you throw at it
if you are too cheap to buy a magic 8 ball online from amazon you can also learn to flip a coin, but beware the coin flip will only give yes or no answer........

Was gonna make a crashout post but fuck that to be honest. I am choosing to no longer be mentally ill instead. Tonight will be good
Tomorrow will be good

Do you know why I have car wash people put cocoa butter smell in there? I want prostitute to feel welcome I don’t want them to feel like it a death trap

by it i mean, hahaha, my peanus

BASED

should i (a tranny) have sex (gaysex) with a straight man (a chaser) tonight?

no, sex is malebrained

I wouldn't

no save your celibacy

Yes, me.

k ig that's not working, disc is anarya._ tho I was retarded to even make a post like desu

have you tried consulting the magic 8 ball?

No. The prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him, forbids it

Where in the UK exactly?

: P
could’ve been GAYGROOMING?
this where we exchange you for someone else?

why?

He's inside, slaying the Chess Dragon. No one beats the Chess Dragon not even me, and I'm retarded.

turn that frot upside dot

We should know the general area, south England? Scotland? Northern Ireland?

brit chasers, where tf are all the trannies. Went on grindr and after hooking up with 2 I ran out (excluding 50 year old men in their wifes panties).

Am I missing sources?? Everyone is either t4t or 50+, where are the cute trannies man. I'd take em on dates n shit :(

das rite, they're going to exchange me for your mother

she died almost a year ago

I would find this a lot more believable if you included a picture of this Mohammad fellow with your post. You can tell a lot from a picture about someones trustworthiness

england, south ig

bullshit. ava is not dead.

I know there's one really cute one out there that posted here on the board, I wish I got her contact...

she is bro

Absolutely haram

2/10 (added a point for the ebonics)

She told me so herself, idiot

Sonmebody in this thread has to

Not one man in this thread has sex with trannies

bearded fellow, a bit mad-eye

this is transbiangen

a 2/10 is good enough to graduate in the USA, I win

hol up now lilbro there are some transbians here

I did once

forbids anyone to repost her pics

Mohammed was trans?

got that GED (God-Fearing Ebony Dawgy)

Did you like it?

i did with 3 though

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

She topped me and came in my ass without a condom, it was the best feeling of my life

I lied

Yerking it to the birthday girl’s chaste ankles oh yes

I'm scared of twanniez :(

no sorry

Yeah I just post here because I'm socially isolated irl ahaha

sexted a tranner once (immediately ghosted her obviously)

Ok I won’t post any pictures then I don’t want to frighten you my fragile little prince

I miss Discordia.................................

Frighten me mommy

I'm not scared of them
I'm tired of them, maybe even more tired than I am of cis women

frogposter is like 40...

yea but he identifies as 21 so please respect that

hi guys

why

i worship you

Hey Blob

hi

Thank you. ily

where

huh why
that's not me...

twinkhon..

what flag is that elder abuse

alaska
oh. well i'm heavy on the hon side

i cant quote everybody but i was joking sex is actually disgusting ew

why arent you reading right now

Trans gf who understands that even though I spend all day being racist and transphobic online it's all just a big joke :)

talking on da phone

oh my gosh it’s my dream girl

when are they setting you loose in the woods

captcha 4DOPT

doesn't matter if it's "all just a big joke" or not desu

MY SKIN SO SHIT

i'm flying out to the bush on the tenth i believe!

how long will you be out? will you be doing multiple stints in the bush?

But I'm just le kidding :)
Can't you take a joke :)

I would more often if they existed in the wild.

true, tho it's not a joke is it

anyone want to overthrow the government?

Your entire life is a big joke and you're the only one who's not laughing

three stints. this one'll go till the the twentyfourth which is typical. gonna be working eighty hours a week while i'm up there which is scary

and replace it with awhattttt???? hmmmmm??????

ideally nothing and everyone dies

i hope you do alright. i believe in you. i love you

Post unsee I am close

But anon, I am laughing :)

thanks anon love you too. hug

my head hurts and i hate doctors

Pack tylenol and some good snacks

its late, chaser friend is asleep so I can't just vc with him and I have nothing to do but I don't want to go to sleep, my life is just suffering from nothingness

-_——- i am unsure
of?

soles

God its rough out here. Even London is pretty desolate. I've done ok in Bristol but still, yikes. Where are they how do I send them flowers and rhythm game manuals or whatever they're into.

sad no one added me but don't even know what I would've said

suicide

anon! i am a god-fearing MEFster! not before marriage!!

scotland!

i try so hard to make people not want to interact with me, and yet they persist. is there something wrong with me?

deer with dog friend ;~;

Repost it

feet hands tummy anything

will do boss

yes how hot of a girl you are despite being male

anarya._ there's no point tho, like I have nothing to say, gonna have to kms but I knew that :/

sent

i'm stupid

Hi stupid I'm

can we talk again or are you keep ghosting me?

I'm in the south west unfortunately, everyone is too rich and too well adjusted.

What apps do troons (or even better, femboys...) use to date? They don't go outside so there has to be something.

keep ghosting you?

im too sleepy to tell you to kill yourself. they mostly use grindr if they use anything unfortunately. we get banned off everything constantly for no reason. sucks

i don't understand anything at all

I understand maybe a few things but they are no use day-to-day

yeeees

I was given this

How is he moving. He is cooked.

imagine bronya playing bagpipes on that thang

i'm intersex now

or even better [transphobic term for tranny]

yeah this is ur problem actually, there's been multiple gigapassoid trips from southwest uk lol

First trap, now femboy? You people take everything from us.

Shrimp cat is not cooked.

who are u?

manual stimulation of the muscles using an electrical current via an inserted probe
gently but firmly pressing on your sack with my elbow out of habit

should I just message you again on discord?

I'm really stuck with the 5 on grindr? Agonising. There has to be a place for you all to date (preferably not each other though, there's too much of that already) though surely?? Like grindr is fine if I need to put my dick in something to keep me off the traintracks but like what about dinner?

hello! someone be nice to me right now!

the population is low cause most people who can are evacuating

trap isn't even that bad ig, but femboy was always used as an anti trans psyop. and u said troons(worst one btw) or better femboys like...

hi

hi how are you?

if u want, only one person added me tho

Die, unless you're from the southern half of england, in which case hi.

That wasn't me. I skimmed his post and didn't see troon

Die

thank you

are u actually from the southwest anon?

I'd have sex with you

drunk

I realised, I'm dumb

It's ok anon. I don't think you're dumb. I think you're great!

but i try to cover that up best i can

I still have you in my friends list I just wanted to know if you are done ghosting lmao

i won’t fall for your lies satan

I just finished my masters, I suppose I'll get the fuck out then too. You can take my jobs, my liberties and even my dignity, but taking my trannies is just one step too far.

i will never wear a bra

Well I've fallen for you, babe.

I've only ghosted one person here ever and I feel really bad about it, idk if u just think I'm someone else tho...

educated... good for u go somewhere nice

i'ma deeply gay/retarded person

I'ma be honest, just thought it was a dumb way of saying tranny (I saw it here earlier). I'm not an etymologist and I have a job.

I've met like two gorgeous tgirls from the southwest. One I hooked up with a few times but fumbled the bag (went AWOL and didn't text her for a month) and the other was a dyke.

but it's ok

Would you say you're a Gay Retard?

when I finally meet up with my twinkhon princess, I know this will happen

ok but like why did u say better then?? also rip, where in the southwest are u? just curious

can I be your chaser friend

why are they crying

They just saw your mom naked

she died 10 years ago

I gotta lay down

Then it would be pretty upsetting to see her

Yes, approximately Bristol. Assuming you are by the question?

nonono I'm talking to the right person but I can't believe that I'd be the only one from here that you ghosted, that would be funny af

i'd make a nice broth

oh lmao I'm way more southwest, bristol seems nice tho, only visited a couple times

*random Comanche raid*
the next two posters get shot with an arrow

did we call?

over my dead body

yes!

did I fall asleep on call...

I did

Wait was femboy the transphobic term?? I thought they were distinct things. Like, you know, one's a boy. There needs to a be a wiki for these things its brutal trying to keep up with the nomenclature.

As for location, consult

teddyfren u r so silly!
but no i think u interpreted i meant i wud go commando super sexy like but i meant i will never wear girl bra because i am sad

If its south enough to be cornwall can I move in pretty please xoxo

I make absurdly good ragu

mistype, yeah ok that's who I thought it was, I genuinely am sorry tho, like I've never really done something like that before

might be, I'm a man tho sorry.

would anyone notice if i killed myself?

i wish men that looked like this were real. need him so bad

ur poor bodily cells wud :(

As long as I don't have to pay rent physically and you're reasonably close to the coast, I'll live. I come with a paddleboard and miscellaneous mathematics facts.

nah that's okay, I was just annoyed for one or two days, I mean the situation was kinda weird so your reaction wasn't totally unjustified
soo would you have a problem with me messaging you again? If so I'm not gonna ask again I promise

voca.ro/14adtXrg3FJf
chaser bros it’s over

Let’s not kill ourselves sweetheart

guess not

I ate a mcdonald's and now I look like this you want me shawty?

I'm a poor neet who's too ugly for flatmates. I do live on the coast tho, ever been surfing anon?

I can taste the afternap girl-breath already

what is that

I just don't think there's anything to talk about

you dont sound quite as cute as you look but thats ok

idk my housemates rn are also pretty ugly, if you've got a room i got cash lets behave on the ol looks front. As for surfing, yeah a few times. I suck despite growing up on the coast myself (east, unfortunately) but would love to go more.

you gotta stream again when I'm bored af

damn rough

girls with autism are so cute
like REAL GIRLS

I hate summer

Why do I have the insatiable need to worship a girls big round ass in the showers as she sits on my face. I start to cry, I've never had a fat ass on my face before, I've been blessed by the ass gods. Tears strolling down my face as I realize that it was all a schizophrenic dream. There is no ass for me, I haven't worked hard enough, I don't deserve a fat tranner ass in my face.

I would spend the night on a bed of nails to hear you call me a dumb faggot

yeah I suck too lol, don't leave the house at all tho really.

bottom chaser gtfo!

Dated one and she left me after I threw one of her stuffed animals, 3/10 would probably do again.

can a man not want to be berated by a tranny w/ a cute voice without wanting it up the ass?

shower time les go
i would uh not do that sorry

the way you said "i forgot what i was gonna say" was genuinely cute

Night on the train tracks instead then I suppose

no.

Bob lazar was right

I hate you

i think i have autism but i went through many psychiatrists psychologists and therapists when my parents wanted me to stop being trans and they never suggested im autistic so maybe im not really autistic after all

i dont think i have autism i think all of u do so i seem autistic by comparison. i do think im probably retarded tho

what an absolute fucking babe holy shit

Wtf shes cute as fuck

done with shower #yay

can't believe I thought I could ever post a selfie

getting ignored/mocked in weird indirect ways is 100x worse than just being called an ugly hon and told to kys

smelling bacon in my dorm… want bacon… haven’t had bacon since i was 12

i wish i were at least a bit cuteish to post one

literally right. i was thinking that earlier idk what was wrong w me

leave my girlfriend alone

kys passoid
shut up bronya

kys passoid

i never posted my full face i think you're confusing me with someone else nona

took a lawnmower to the bush rn

No! Dont ruin your beauty!

had to trim her … need to get some wax strips and wax it into the shape of a heart

Goodbye/cg/ im not gonna be coming here for at least a month or more, hopefully i don't come back for good though, may God bless you all with mountains of Silver and Gold

Cute. Heart bush with evil eyes would be a good match.

i’m not evil what the frick >:(

Hot. Promise me, after you're an Post-OP princess, you'll let that bush grow wild for me

You're evil and beautiful. Need to pin you against a wall tbqh.

It's the one thing you don't have. Every day is a new bronya mental illness lore drop

post op princess is beautiful love that
woah . cute

Good evening cg. Here is a raccoon heart.
Qott: Scary Movie 1 and 2

its not ghosting her if she never speaks.

You're cute, dummy.

You're like a modern day jeffery dahmer babe

i am not, i look a man, especially without makeup; but i just showered so im about to do my makeup :)

im about to do my makeu

You got a date, buttercup?

i look better with my hair up or in a bun than with normal hair how is that even posible for a tranny

have to leave the house, don’t wanna go out looking more like a gross man then i have to

Post it. Bunmoder would be proud

we just keep on doing this chasergen thing day after day, thread after thread

I'm gonna give you a lil kiss.

like a gross man

You look like a total hot piace of ass

i want to have SEX

Mean >:( we just did girly taxidermy stuff
Also heres my weyes blood shirt. Its rly big on me but super cozy to sleep in !!
Got drunk and confessed to that dude ive been crushing on. I feel a lil silly never had an internet crush so idk how they work. Anyhoo heres whats been on winemom radio tonight hehehe
youtube.com/watch?v=U_FbpaQc2nQ
youtube.com/watch?v=T-Fx-Dq73Hs
youtube.com/watch?v=xLqmr81qVxY
youtube.com/watch?v=m-Oe--fDF1Y&t=33
youtube.com/watch?v=zGLGR1JJgzY
youtube.com/watch?v=fnhtLtDFoAw
youtube.com/watch?v=9ECqiZs35Fk&t=1

Heres the back :p suuuper cool

I wish she was up

New

oof that’s a rough 20