QOTT: do you behave like a fucking idiot on gay apps?
/cisgaygen/ -- grindr clown edition
sometimes but it usually works for me because i’m just pretending to be retarded ;-)
its not really an idiot but sometimes i like leading guys on and giving them wrong addresses if they're fat or old
blue bubbles talk di tingz dem
anyway like 7 out of 10 messages I receive I just completely ignore so the answer is yes, probably
That's coming from a non-bubbly bottom, probably a hairy aspie
just pretending
*wink*
seems like a waste of time. does grindr still allow blocking?
yeah it does. but i like seeing them happy at first. haha
Yes but more in an earnest cringe way
Good Saturday Evening!
Its nice when gays reveal their menthol on their own and I dont have to point anything out. Its just, like, right there, revealed for all to see, laid bare, naked and exposed in front of everyone.
hi dan. im on the toilet./ how are tyou
all the capital letters make it sound like a religious holiday
oh you're one of those
it's often in the profile if you read it
getting too old to be so picky
well gigi?
i have gingivitis, who wants to kiss?
bored tired restless constipated
hurtling towards settling down age so if anything I gotta be pickier
2
Notice its one gay teaching the other how to decieve. No doubt two "verses" trying to figure out how to play the part of normal men more convincingly than admit they are two bottoms compromising, having no intuition for normal men and, resultantly, no confidence in trying.
"No, you're supposed to act like this. This is how men act"
rofl
2+4
its absolutely the opposite
How does someone get a loyal gay husband who will never cheat?
Money and drugs
Chick-fil-A mmmm
if I was married we'd both be tag teaming twinks together, it'd be fun
is it really this hard
this is you
youtu.be
sup been
youtu.be
by finding him
have many of you been cheated on? i’ve always been paranoid about it due to brain disease but never found a shred of evidence for it
How do I find femboys?
If you cheat first you can’t be cheated on
i am also pathologically incapable of it although i’ve definitely had periods in my life where throwing an upgrade in an ex’s face was the norm
absolutely
tune of the century. this song was there for me when nobody else was
I cheated before.
search for "femboy + ur location" at the top
find a concubinus
go to their profile
click chat on the far right to start a chat with them right now
or click the toggle button to send them a message
it's that simple
why?
haven't seen Lisa this happy in years
most guys who cheat get away with it more than those who get caught
Things headed that way but it never got there, I think about it a lot too but I don't date anyway so take that as you will
If they are concubines, why would they mention their personality? idgi. What does that have to do with anything.
I just dont understand gaymos. Its just so much overhead. I should just buy whores. If I even cared about sex anymore.
I was bored and I liked the thrill.
glad she’s thriving have you seen anything from minister marion lately
maybe but i’m not talking about thumbing through contacts either
i never got caught cheating so did I really cheat? in his mind i'm perfect
somewhere between 1 and 4
I feel like every other week there's a headline about how she's threatening to return to the dancehall but she has yet to go through with it. a quick glance at her Instagram shows she is still ministering away however
white domtop x brown subttm
Hello gaygen. What's up?
Grindr is mostly useless for me. I'm in a small city, so 80% of the people on there are closet republican fags. Anyone I actually wanna fuck winds up flaking out and I wasted gas getting to an apartment building and not leaving my car.
want to meet new people but too scared to fully set up my grindr profile because I work full time and am busy the next few weekends so I don't really have time to meet anyone but I always feel like that and now I'm approaching 30 and have stuck in this loop of hesitation for years
just move
Do you want a hug, bro?
can you make it clap?
okay how many of you fuckersare actually furries
I want to explore that world but how does one even get into it?
lmfao every time i remember this song youtu.be
omg chat i saw a cute boy today
shut the fuck up
Why are fags so surprised by furries being part of the gay community?
Gaygen on Saturday night. You will find no greater hive of scum and villainy.
I think humanoid animals can be cute but I don't have a fursona and only like human dicks
So I think of myself as a "furry apologist" rather than a furry myself, if that makes sense
we're just vibening out man
I just saw a video of people having fun and being happy.
And I don't like it.
i want to be owned
Would you let a masc metro top with hair like this kiss you in public, then take him back to your place to suck each other's cocks?
sure why not
30 minutes ago
my BF is a furry and its been one of those things ive had to get used to with him
A lot of good yaoi content is furshit, so I understand it
I just think about it in a way where he's so submissive he wants to be treated like a dog
im not 100% into it, but ill admit the ears are cute
sorry my sister came over do you wanna chat still
you sit back and think about how fucking astoundingly petty you are
*you ever
Not I
Xan waited until everyone left last thread to attack this anon.
It keeps me alive sis. I keep tabs cause I need you on your toes sis.
what's rizzin' hawk tuah gang
uwu
I thought i would be unlovable to gay men because of being average american size, but my BF loves the slight chub so i guess im ok with it for now
I just want to be an old school secretary and go to work in cute clothes doing busywork and getting felt up by my boss and have the evenings free to enjoy and not work in a fucking warehouse and do doordash after work
So happy I lifted long enough to look somewhat big in clothes
2 is the cutest but i hate smelling or smonking weed
life is unfair
masc metro
does not compute
do you enjoy any drugs?
we're gonna bring it back
They always say that
beer and white claws are enough 4 me
does anyone want to admit they’re obsessed with me
No bitch, that Mexican just needed to be reminded that only desperate losers are going to give him props. You guys hype up the wrong fags here all the time.
who do you hype up?
Work on it brother. Become the best version of yourself and your boyfriend will appreciate you even more. Just don’t let it go to your head like some of the losers who live in these threads and hand out compliments like candy.
That doesn’t fix the face/body or your lack of style from lack of money.
Someone who isn’t delusional. Anon Babble is not your personal army. Buy an ad if you need to be an attention whore to be full of yourself.
Do I look that bad?
what the fuck are you talking about retard
You look like you own a PS5
oh, i work out all the time. Im rather strong, but I dont diet like I should
I play on a very outdated pc
Good advice
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Seriously- why are people like this allowed to post here? Like, its not funny or ironic or even sane. All it is intended to do is randomly attack people for no reason. This isnt Anon Babble.
Im not even blaming the poster. Hes obviously mental if he thinks random attacks are amusing somehow. Why is this site specifically without any moderation beyond very basic rules. Other image boards trying to cultivate a community do not allow blameless posters being attacked by half wit trolls.
I just dgi.
I’m so glad fags are going to be checked back to their default setting:pussies in the closet. Every subset of the rainbow mafia needs to take a seat cause they got shit really wrong thinking they could get away with all the dumb shit all the normal rainbow brigade just wanted and instead they overdosed and lost brain cells like the empty headed idiots they are. So glad the next phase of sexuality is healing. Hopefully cheating culture can be tamed once more. To many whores without fathers and to many mothers without values.
he doesn’t know the difference between to and too
why should i read the rest of that
No, its just one of our late night trolls who lurk when the thread is quiet to flame people to soothe their menthol. You can imagine what such a person is like in real life, so their behavior here is not a mystery.
You are not hot. You may loose weight but sadly you were not blessed with the magic juju unless your going to drop an 8inch dick pic and then every negative thing about you will be ignored because faggots are really that stupid.
>T. Former fatty with a big dick
why take your trip off
gets to the last sentence
notices typo/missed keystroke
"why should I read the rest?"
disregards entire statement
yeah I'm the smart one
lol
You dont get it because you are not creative. You regurgitate all the vomit you are fed and happily share your slop in hopes you infect your brain dead thought pattern to the next fag by association. Anon Babble is not and will never be the lame as hugbox you simpletons derive your personalities from. It’s even funnier because you want to be told what to do and can’t handle that normal gay people don’t have to hold back from losers like you who need someone to coddle their feelings. Grow some balls and hopefully they drop soon.
you can only read one way
kek
Not really fag, I’m just enjoying the thread such as your whiny bitch ass self and he’s throwing really unflattering pics of himself when he isn’t where he wants to be aesthetically. He needs to work on himself more and you need to stop infantilizing every word like the child your chronically online brain has atrophied into. Your not even a funny fag.
chubby tops are hot
chubby bottoms are disgusting
I never had one on loser.
why lie?
I am a victim of bottomphobia.
obviously not enough
Yes chubby tops are the best especially when they have a fat set of balls and a thick long cock. Cuddling and fucking is so special with a big guy like that. Chin bottoms on the other hand are disgusting pigs who have dark pigmentation from obesity and diabetes.
im a top, so i suppose that's a good thing
I’m actually the one being the most honest here, unlike your thin skinned bitch baby tears.
chubby bottom x lanky top uwu
squat brown toad hands
Post cock, shaved chub cocks are the best to ride and praised for being dominate horny sex dogs
Ok I will try to gym more for another 2 years then post again thanks for the criticism
Incinerate her ass sis.
Shaming is a good thing,
you can’t control how disgusting you treat yourself.
Ribbet.
I will screen cap this so I know you won’t lie, hopefullly your journey is difficult and prosperous my brother. Where are you located if you need a gym buddy.
my cock and balls are average and might look a little small compared to my body. I dont have anything to prove because my BF likes them though
He also prefers me with a bush, so I stopped shaving for him
where is your pic?
Your bf is old school, nice. But don’t get complacent if you love your man. Give each other the gift of uncovering the hot guys inside you two and shed the fat. It’s amazing but if you are a muscle bear that’s acceptable too. Also your bushy cock will look even better when you are skinnier. I didn’t know I had a big dick until I lost weight it was life changing.
What’s up homos
What up slut. How’s it going tonight?
but if you are a muscle bear
that's exactly what I am
muscular arms and legs with a bit of a gut and hairy all over
Faggots if the red tsunami overturns the anti-sodomy laws what will you do?
I’ve been playing Resident Evil 4 all night
and u
marry a woman and have children
do fuvking basef.
im not american but because the whole west are american-israeli puppet states that will start to be influenced with a right wing agenda then I just assume that I will never had sex and I will just be celibate or enter a mixed orientation with a straight woman or even a lavender marriage with a lesbian, btw im virgin so there isnt gonna be any proof that I had gay sex anyways
hello tex how much snow did you end up getting
cocks
balls
cocks
balls
cocks
balls
Typical gay conversation again I see.
Why do they think we're obsessed?
If straights talked like gays
I like fat vagina lips with a giant clit
oh no bro you want a tight cunt with a tiny clit but not too tiny and shaped like a bean not a thumb
I like sniffing her armpits and then getting pissed on
I like sniffing her feet and when her twat smells like fish and not clams and
oh man I want to get her ass preggers and
Actual straights:
nice tits
yeah
Usually two eight balls a week.
what color is your hole?
m8 you have never seen porn comments it seems, they write fucking essays about sex
no, a normal person
texanon on cocaine going a mile a minute about guys named owain and branwen sounds like a good time
brown and constantly moist with a sickly sweet smell is my bet
Faggot
I think I've mentally matured very slowly. I was in awe of kids who could actually DO things. Like you can play an instrument? You know judo? You can speak French? All I do is play video games and watch youtube videos. I didn't even know how to try hard at anything until I was 17.
But youre guilty of wrongthought anyways and evidence is right here so you will be put in government conversion therapy.
I love normal gay guys.
How can twinks survive/plan for survival post-Jan 20th?
that sucks you missed out on the best time to learn how to do stuff
Its not just maturity, its the mental discipline that is supposed to arise along side that; they arent quite the same thing, and both need guidance from adults or you just end up being another primate.
I think people hear discipline and they imagine negative connotations of deprivation and stern mindless structure for its own sake. But that isnt really the point. Its to tame the mind by using the simplest motives to reinforce thought habits, and from that behavior. In part, it makes one resistant to smaller disturbances and upsets, because the habit of resuming a goal is less swayed. But it also keeps one focused.
People make fun of people without a lot of deep thoughts, but in actuality, such people are more productive. A lot of thinking is not necessarily a good thing and, in most ways, tends to create detriments if not also disciplined.
For example, if one is having a lot of bad thoughts, then less thinking is a good thing. Often psych medications are based on artificially producing that outcome.
This is a eminent theme in Buddhism, to avoid "monkey mind". It makes a high virtue of mental discipline for these very reasons. Thinking for its own sake and rewarding ones self with endless fantasy tends to be problematic if not focused on specific matters and solutions.
i have never used a gay app
i hope to meet my future hubby in real life
There is nothing wrong with waiving your rights to be another man's concubine.
i want to be a loyal and loving husband to another man, but i dont think i will find someone who also wants the same
You withold sex from him and make him addicted to your bussy at the same time sis.
no, we would cuddle and hold hands
we exist
i wont
i know i will be taken advantage of very quickly by sexually frustrated alpha males far physically stronger than me
my only choice to avoid molestation would be finding a loving and caring hubby who will protecc me from the molestation battalion
At least I became sentient eventually. I could've spent my whole life as an NPC if the sudden realisation that I need to build a career didn't set off a nuclear bomb under my ass.
I want to be sexually objectified. Turn me into your property sir.
where can one apply to be a boiwife for an older male?
have some self-respect ladies
think about the type of people that post here, you could end up erping with conbot or theapostle
My sleep schedule is all messed up. Fuck my life. Or as I like to say, rape my retarded nigger faggot life in the ass for eternity in hell (RMRNFLITAFEIN).
you messed up your acronym
you type like a boomer and are likely autistic and ugly. don't bother cunty
rude
So I did. Rape my retarded nigger faggot life in the ass for eternity in hell twice (RMRNFLITAFEIHT). Time to go to bed.
Based bratty bottom
yjk tex is a stern taskmaster
Can the words acronym and anagram stop being so similar please
my dentist told me i have to get a filling
i'm literally undateable now
youtube.com
what are you going to do now that gay dating is out of the way
GOCAD gallon of cum a day
i am a sweet, innocent, shy, and reserved virgin bottom looking for a serious and romantic relationship
where should i find my soulmate?
They should bring back Joe Biden for 2028. Then for 2032 when he loses and if he's still alive.
they should make him drink a gallon of cum a day so his ass gets fat
meet me at the catacombs under the Vatican at midnight sharp
PAWP (phat ass white president) soon
big bunda biden
possibly suicide
Let my love adorn you
The only guy the left has is Newsome, and hes not going to swing the country with a record like his.
You know who would make the perfect democrat nominee in 2028? Youll laugh but Im dead serious:
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He talks like an old school democrat. He thinks like an old school democrat. Hes a moderate. He has oodles of star power. He hates Trump. And he cant be blamed for anything in California in recent memory. Hes popular with young men and already has government executive experience. He is the perfect crossover.
All he needs to do is switch parties and not let the DNC ruin him with their shit campaign incompetence. We already hired at least two sex offenders as president and at least two adulterers just that we know of. A third shouldnt be a heavy lift.
Calling it now.
the bottom forgot to floss his butt teeth
AGAIN
thinkin bout baking mac and cheese for thanksgiving
And as for the natural citizen qualification, trust me, the left can work around it. If the Republicans made a case out of it, it would just reinforce his appeal.
why are tops terrified of their dicks being eaten off?
if joe biden had thrown ass for kamala she would have won but duplicitous nancy pelosi poisoned their friendship
circumcision trauma
Primordial fear of the serpent.
He sounds like a good idea. But he's as old as Trump and Biden yeuck. I'm rolling with Vance just cause he's not a fucking fossil.
butt teeth
what
I dont think Vance is there yet and Im not confident he will get there by 2028. Hes still a choker. And he is possibly even more divisive than Trump. The more you peel back his history, the worse it gets. But the party might go with him (because the party itself likes losing; they have monetized it simply to hold various elite agendas hostage, they dont actually have a problem with them. It squeezes money from donors and all they have to do is nothing).
Desantis has a solid track record but needs to open up to the moderates and tone down the conservative rhetoric, its now played out completely (although militant leftists will keep digging their own grave and give him plenty to complain about.)
But by 2026, the center is going to be sick of right wing tropes. Even if Trump delivers, the public will forget the benefits by 2028. People dont want to hear right wing talking points for another 4 years. One of the problems both parties have is they get in power and immediately spike the ball and trip on their own dick.
America doesnt want a right wing government, they want one that works. By 2026, the Republicans need to be able to point to identifiable failures on the left contemporary with the next election, and thats going to be hard to do when the right is incumbent. People have had enough of the culture war bullshit on both sides. They just want to not be poor and feel safe in the streets. And the problem is that if Trump succeeds in that, people will forget the insane last four years. I dont think Vance has anything new to offer. And he cant run on tiresome left wing memes from four years ago.
Plus he needs to be likable. And he fails at that pretty hard too. He comes off as arrogant and sarcastic. He has all the Trump bombast and none of the charm. At least Desantis knows how to talk to people without belittling a legitimate concern of the opposition.