gay death edition
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What's on your mind gaygen?
raping
Not good
It was a Catholic 'traditionalist' feminist conservative e-girl who was proudly crowing about women becoming more homophobic.
No goddam female is going to vomit what passes for a woman's "thoughts" and "judgment" on homosexual degenerate gays on my watch. They might be brainlet witless fagets but they aren't females. Besides- thats MY job goddammit.
I WILL NOT BE REPLACED
I want to hug you sometimes boomeranon
wind up watching a bunch of some Japanese food YouTuber
start getting actually tempted to travel to Japan for the aUtHeNtIc food
remember that I live in a megacity
get food from three different real aUtHeNtIc Japanese hand delivered to my house by peasants
no longer interested in visiting Japan
I love the hustle and bustle of the big city
he cute
I support the new filipino pope.
I like guys with some scruff and a bit of grey.
sometimes when i go to a public restroom and someone is popping i want to turn the light off and scare them
lol
Every silver linings got a touch of grey
When I was a kid, for some reason my brother and I had an inside joke where if one of us was in the bathroom, the other one would quickly open the door, flip the light off, yell “you go poop in the dark!” in a weird voice and run away.
lmfao i might try it
lol
Dont worry. Cheapskate assholes afraid of burning an extra $0.0003 in low wattage lighting use timer switches for that now. Because muh envurnmurnt or something.
If someone puked on my watch I would not be chill about it.
deciding whether or not I should be mad
Kisskiss
I hope yiu are well
Do gays have feelings?
Why would you be mad at me for being silly :c
daww
I accidentally mow over a bunny nest Orz
They were not hurt thankfully I'm sorry babies
Feet
they love man... so how the fuck could they
AMERICA WON SUCK A FUCKIN DICK ITSLY
post it
:)
I am a very serious man and I expect to be taken seriously. I only fart at the top and bottom of the hour so it can't be heard over Westminster Quarters.
Men irl:
You're so sweet and cute
I could take care of you
Good boy
Van I see you again soon?
Men ITT:
KYS Tranny
Fat
Skeletwink
Rapeable
Why is it like this?
how stop horny
the former are thinking the latter but you cant say that stuff irl
Im not like the other guys
have sex
I think you have it backwards, because obviously the guys that are nice to me don't have to message me or invite me places, but they do.
My cuteness may be subjective, but I am objectives sweet and a good boy.
You ated the ice cream
I havenot have ice cream for years
Work, tinder, even guys on Grindr have been really nice to me.
Although one guy on Grindr did kind of imply I was stupid because I couldn't find the door to his condo :x.
They make really good vegan ice creams, now. I like the Ben and Jerry's strawberry cheesecake one
god its not fair how fluttery pic on the right makes me feel why can't i just be owned by a man like that?
Too much calories sugar and fat
did y'all see
I ate like 2/3 last year, the extra 5 calories per day didn't hurt me too bad. Long term goals = long term tracking.
I rather have cake or tiramisu
Mmmmmmmmmm
I thought this was interesting. Apparently things are always worse than I imagine.
Delta doesn't fuck, he rapes. Hard.
Tiramisu is almost worth being fat
Is that the one with coffee as an ingredient?
Baking is my hobby, my daily calories from cakes and macarons
k
Everything you ever wanted to know (or didn't) about Tiramisu
Yes
Rodney?
Ty
I feel lazy this week, no energy, like a flu
It's really good :)
No, I've never been a trip.
Do you have a high temperature?
No
I don't have
Have you been sleeping well?
Yes except nightmares
How are you Marina?
Fuck you
Zigmares
Oh I'm sorry about that. :( I'm happy you're getting more sleep though.
I'm doing alright. Thanks for asking. I helped my dad pick up some medicine today.
And why would that be a nightmare? Sounds like someone missed the chance to be a teenagers catamite.
What are your opinions on poppers?
i like the jalapeno ones, me
eating cheesy poppers with cheeza and rubbing her mommy belly
Im fucking very hungry
What are you in the mood for?
zape
Pizza mostly
OH GOD IM SUCH A FUCKING MANWHORE
i cant believe i fell hard for the gay friend of my one of my best friends
is it gay that i want to kiss this person on the mouth?
Enjoy fish, maybe tuna, and a medley of vegetables. I have decided to diet, and those will be my staples, perhaps potatoes for carbs, some fruit juice for sweets. I would still have to exercise to lose weight though, but thats not really the goal, just to cut out so much sugar from other drinks and processed food. Many people drink most of their empty calories, as do I.
I am sure if you had some tuna with juice you will feel better, or a nice baked potato.
its pretty gay that you think anyONE ASKED
i like the jalapeño ones too
man on man kissing can be straight if you're both totally cool homebros and not zissy fags like Jager.
Im not a sissy
You're a ziggy
The only person I would ever kiss is the hypothetical <20 year old married mother of my children, my grandmother or mother if they werent both dead and the latter wasn't a whore. Who knows where those dead whore lips had been. Or my fathers, for that matter.
tldr everyone is a whore but my granny
I think.
Why do I like it inside? Like evolutionarily it makes no sense, I van't get pregnant, but I want it so bad and it makes me feel so fulfilled and happy after, what's up with that?
don't take the bait don't take the bait don't take the bait don't take the bait don't take the bait
Pizza and donuts must be inside me
Straight here, is it true that most gay men are bottoms, and that tops are constantly feasting?
Asking for a friend.
No. All gay men are bottoms. Some of them think taking the inserter position somehow mitigates that. Flapping ones arms does not make one a bird.
You're a true bottom. None of this mountain dew fake russian drinking pee at the truck stop stuff you see.
Yeah get in lad!
Why you mean today?
yes
I sleep like shit, up all night with cursed migraine but have to grind and gym today
Yum! Are you going to get some?
I wish
This isn't my fault
Why not?
Mtn Dew, Pee, Russian nazi's, and truck stops are all gross, I was envisioning snuggle sex in a bed under a blanket :x
Ok, time for some real talk. I fundamentally do not understand how a disobedient gay is not the definition of insanity any more than a girl boss. A disobedient gay is a living contradiction. Its like, nature. Physics even. Logic. "You had one job."
I mean, you can do it. You can be a feminist independent woman. You can be a bossy bottom. You can probably even settle for some broken simpering man to entertain your menthol happily ever after, its a big world.
But dating? Its a buyers market. If I can find some hole who is happy to do as their told, why tf am I going to pick some snarling cunt whos constantly trying to grab the wheel?
Russian nazis
The fuck
Im dieting and only allow pizza 1-2th a month
Oh that's smart. :) Is it going well?
Also I haven't be able to exercise much this week like normal
Yeah but cravings never stop, I really hate it
If you don't support your fascist government and it's invasion of Ukraine I'm not talking about you.
I kinda like bottoms, how do I fuck one?
Sometimes I just act bratty so I can be roughed up and put in my place, not because I actually want control of the situation at hand.
I'm sorry about that, but you seem very strong willed to stay with your diet!
I have emailed Putin repeatedly asking him to nuke the US and end our suffering.
Thoughts on the new pope? I like him
Do you want to be cut sis?
Well I hate my (USA) fascist adjacent government that is sliding further and further right, as well. So I don't really know how to interpret that.
Have you ever tried taking responsibility for your own life sis?
I should have srs
be yourself fuck nigga you out here tryna be everybody else and you cant just be yourself
Its sort of like a tesla lock. If you put your dick on their lips, the mouth opens. If they resist, its a defective unit, so you are immunized from any hate-crime charges that follow.
Thats why you can't rape a man. If its a man, it can stop you. If it doesn't, then it never was.
Nature makes the rules, don't shoot the messenger.
Same goes for unmarried women over 20. Its just a whore, so its not rape, just shoplifting.
i left the catholic church a few years ago, and it's looking even worse now with this new pope sis. good thing i left.
the young pope was better
is he hot?
show them your unit
I'm trying to figure out why the last two have been from south America
Idk anything useful about this new guy yet. Probably a cvck.
Wanting to be sexually dominated and being generally acquiescent, doesn't mean I don't have responsibilities. I'm the manager at work and a dedicated cat dad.
Miss Pancake?
I unironically hate being called a good boy. It gives me the ick.
Same
:o it's been so long since I've been in here I didn't think anyone would remember.
My mom also got a new kitten and he's so cute :3
I love him
I literally went to jail so people would stop calling me that. I will literally fuck shit up and fuck your life up.
She named him Sammy Davis JR. Which is kind of racist, but she's a boomer, so what can you do...
racism is based
Good girl
I really like any praise, probably stems from childhood trauma and being rejected by my parents.
I don't mind it, but I'm not some soft cunt trying to act hard. More the other way around and the headpats help.
It's fine and occasionally funny when anons on Anon Babble do it, but I don't like it in the real world.
a man is only hungry when deprived.
Very nice. Thank you for sharing your kitty friends.
Fried chicken would be amazing right now
Now good girl I'm okay with. People literally did not respect my boundaries cause they all saw me as a small harmless good boy. Until I went to jail of course. So I treat it as my boundaries being disrespected if I'm ever called that.
Somehow Jager talked me into grabbing some tuna. Or maybe it was all the cat talk. I always get the albacore in oil.
Also people really hate it when I push their boundaries now. I am very aggressive when I push, so they really have to stop me when I push their shit in. They defintely feel like calling the police again when I put the pressure on them, so they know their place now.
Same experience here. Family treated me like dirt till I went to jail for extreme violence. I guess it never occured to them that I can get angry.
We're like opposites because I am a small, harmless, and good boy with a crippling fear of jail and enforcing boundaries
I like tuna steak
I'm way happier being feared, than being loved.
tasty
pope looks boring
freak the squeak in the WAH that's right cheeks
we wanted a nigga pope sis
he looks like a man with a boy harem
Well you like you're fun to be around so I guess we should give him a chance first.
People fear you?
her wig is excommunicated
Well you like you're fun
My first crush was a guy my dad worked with that gave me grapes and a kit-kat.
Who was your first crush and what did they do to earn it?
immensely sis
did he molest you?
He was an artist and he drew pretty flowers at an art contest sis.
Did larry turn his life around?
The Candyman has his needs
Probably sewered
did u all bite your tops cock off while swallowing cum?
finally down to 276 pounds
only 26 more to go
aaaaaa please dont post this shit im trying to not read BL anymore
Awesome
I would go swimming with an older muscley boy who was the son of my moms friends friend who and he would change in front of me. It didn't click until I was left alone at the pool and some older boys started bullying me. He showed up and sent them fleeing with a just a glare.
I was making out and having oral sex with boys by 5 years old.
Gross
did he molest you?
No so when the next older boys came along I never let the chance slip away again.
how old were you both? Do you wish he molested you?
You guys are fucked up.
oh excuse us mr normie vanilla
back the fuck up to reddit
You used to beg bald fat chasers to pee on you in chasergen. You're worse.
I never been to reddit, fag
You guys have fun making up things
if you cant handle gigi at its worst you dont deserve it at its best
got muted for 7 days in the r9g server for calling them bipedos and left lol no better than poxcord jeez
that dude is hot
ikr
Does he have feet pics?
discord
get off the pedo platform then
boys boys boys boys boys boys boys
this
Yeah right lol what about you jacking off with bigguymandude in the middle of the chat?
idk
I want to see you getting fucked by him in the car
@grok Link his feet pics
What chat
Chasergen
What was your reaction to the first time you smelled the B.O. of your gay man partner?
ooh its getting cucky here
it was like a rando basic read though apostle is deff an ephebophile at least
we're not dating so nothing cucky about it dear. i can't fock you anyway you're a bajillion miles away.
Hunger
you can't - it's a horrible thing about being human
you have this thing inside of you that warps your thinking and makes you crave something you cannot have... it's a waste of mental energy
i've become very good at optimising my wanks to be just a couple of minutes long, so that i can get back to doing whatever is better (which is usually doomscrolling on instagram lmao)
Why am I so cold on a warm day
Bottoms are cold and dead inside, like cemetery frost.
disgust, men smell like shit
I deeply crave innocent silly love and physical contact with another guy. Can't even go to the gym without just looking at cute / handsome guys with a sense of longing. I can't drink or socialize without thinking "Man, this would be so much better with someone I could love and hold hands with and kiss".
It's almost summer. Still a virgin. Still never been with anyone.
How to fix this?
post hole
Summer time bummer time. At least there's cake.
Get a bf
Be loyal to him
Honestly pledge your mind, body and heart to him
Hopefully he'll do the same to you
Love can change you
how can be a boy be so beautiful... it is unfair
men should wear this underwear