I broke up with my top bf because he refuses to say justice for peanut

I broke up with my top bf because he refuses to say justice for peanut

bottoms are very rodent-adjacent but tops arent
he will never understand but thats ok

what the fuck does that even mean

peanut will be avenged inshallah

schizo had a nuisance squirrel that he had "domesticated" and it bit someone so they took it for rabies testing but obviously you can only test by beheading the animal. for some reason rightoids made this their latest obsession about "big government" which is really funny considering they spend all their free time trying to figure out how to make the government control everyone else's daily affairs to the smallest detail, but if some schizo can't let his rabid squirrel bite people it's literally stalinism

Justice for Peanut
Justice for Fred
Justice for all my frens
Justice for Peanut

it bit someone so they took it

no they were already in the process of taking the squirrel when he understandably bit a police officer who was abducting him

the squirrel had been safely and peacefully living with the gay OF actor for 7 years and was only reported after an uptight cunt saw his tiktoks and reported him.

The NY department of environmental conservation conducted a 5 hour raid on the dudes place to grab the squirrel and raccoon that again had been peacefully and safely living with him for 7 whole years.

The squirrel did bite an agent (glowie conducting an armed raid to steal a squirrel) however given that the squirrel had been indoors for 7 years it obviously didn't have rabbies. Futhermore the agent would have been vaccinated for rabbies and even if he wasn't they could have isolated peanut for 10 days to observe if he was rabid, still giving the agent a whole 20 days to get vaccinated without any danger.

Also Fred never bite anyone and they still killed him

but he was a wild animal

He was living with the dude for 7 years and each only had a few years life in their average lifespan.

tldr Justice for Peanut

oh sorry. well it just goes to show you that kids all across america should be force to read the bible every day and women's uteruses are the rightful property of the federal government, penis inspectors in every toilet, I hate democracy!

its so funny to me that people like you dont understand why the "let the state take you pet and kill it, lol" isnt a popular position for 90% of people, but the democrats still tried to win an election with that

oh so thats what this whole peanut thing is about. i was a bit out of the loop with the latest current thing. so its literally just some squirrel, really? who gives a fuck lol, these social outage trends are getting ridiculous.

gee how terrible. in light of that, let's kill minorities and stuff!

kill yourself in morrowind you disingenuous bootlicker

peanut didn't do anything wrong
george floyd was a junkie criminal gangbanger

yeah never mind the fact that the country is being systematically dismantled by unhinged evangelical kleptocrats, what really matters is a squirrel

yeah im actually glad for the first time in my life that i dont live in the usa rightnow

What does one thing have to do with another? How is the murder of a pet squirrel a left/right issue?

whats the point of having any laws or regulations if we can just pick up random squirrels and do whatever the fuck we want

murder of a squirrel

dude its a fucking squirrel, humans swat flies on daily basis like its no deal. it aint that deep

we need to let the government tell us what animals we can take as pets or not

Are you on the pro-squirrel-murder side here? Literally why?

my favorite part was the media having to dance around him being a gay OF ho

if the government started killing peoples cats that would be ok?

Justice for peanut

It was a dude's pet. If the cops shot somebody's cat or dog for no good reason, you'd be on board with that?

I think you're just doing the retarded thing where you turn everything into a left-versus-right issue and you MUST disagree with ANY position taken by anybody you associate with "the right"

I guarantee that if left-wingers had found out about peanut first you'd be screeching about authoritarianism and police brutality (and rightfully so) but because elon musk was sad about peanut first, now you must celebrate the dead squirrel and you must twist it around in your head into a position you support

When can we be done with culture war bullshit, I'm getting very tired of people

if the cat has rabbies and bites other people

But that didn't happen

trump and elon are ontological evil and literally hitler, if they find something good its objectively bad

You also never knew the word "ontological" until you saw it in a meme here. You do not have a single original thought in your head and I doubt you're even capable of forming a genuine opinion or reaction based on your own morals or principles, you only repeat what you're told. Literal npc

absolutely justice for peanut, the owner was fucking stupid though and its his fault

it's very cool how 10 million americans are going to be dead within 4 years and we're still talking about this fucking squirrel

republicans

justice for peanut

democrats

the feds raiding your home and killing your pets is good actually

I wonder why we lost

takes the most obvious bait post serious

LMAO, cuckservatives really do be 2 digit iq

I mean, about 3.1 Americans die every year in the normal course of everyday life, so technically you're right... I still don't think the police should be going around twisting squirrel's heads off

Very disingenuous. I am bisexual and did not vote Trump and I still consider it gross government overreach.

it's fucked up that politics have devolved to the point where the government killing peoples pets is a partisan divided issue

its the pinnacle of first world problems when your political worries are if some random ass squirrel or whatever was put down

bottoms

noo por little guy they are murderers!!

tops

yeah whatever, put that rodent down

the only justice for peanut would have been if they'd shoot the subhuman retard who refused to give peanut a rabies shot for the entire 8 years he had him
qtard boomers think it's a political thing but really the guy should just be killed for what he did imo

kill yourselves

yeah the government should just raid everyone's home and kill every pet that hasnt had their shots, especially people who are too poor to afford a vet fuck em

justice for peanus

The pinnacle of anarcho-tyranny is the state totally ignoring the epidemic of drugs and mass-violence in every major American city, but using the full power of the law to seize and execute the pets of a random citizen

how is this even still a big deal. its just a fucking squirrel, just get a new one and vaccinate it this time?

how is the feds coming into your home for no good reason a big deal

I thought everyone was dooming over government tyranny becuase trump got ellected but I guess we chill now?

i guarantee there is more to the story. im skeptical of feds but i refuse to believe they just waste resources to randomly enter peoples homes and kill pets for literally no reason.

p sure i read that the thing bit people and was possible rabid over not having vaccines. in the end they saved this guy a headache, imagine if it really was rabid when biting a human, that would be the lawsuit of his life and possible long term prison sentence

they're not ignoring the drugs and crime they're talking about and putting out policy solutions for those things all the time. they're just failing completely. probably because since the 90s we've been pursuing "tough on crime" policies that don't work at all, while also having our spy agencies prop up cartels for uh a very good reason i'm sure
so, arguably even worse than ignoring it. but yk

i refuse to believe they just waste resources

lol

p sure i read that the thing bit people

it only bit a fed that was abducting him out of his home

was possible rabid

the guy had the squirrel for 7 years, and there was no indicators that it was rabid at all

honestly the real issue is why the fuck did they have to behead the squirrel??
viral load for rabies is carried in saliva and humans can be tested this way or from blood iirc. there is no reason except preventing further bites to do that -- and if it's not actually rabid preventing bites didn't matter and an animal was killed for no reason.
unless that species of squirrel was invasive in the area it's fucked up

You're a moron. In places like SF and NYC you have violent criminals that commit totally random acts of violence and walk free the very next day.
In Philadelphia and LA you have open-air markets of extremely lethal narcotics that are slaughtering people daily.
The state priority? A squirrel that has been locked inside for seven years.
Anarcho-Tyranny.

do you have a source on these claims or is it just schizobabble?
this reminds me of things i've heard about seattle when i was at the time living there and observing it be perfectly fine
also not everyone in the government dropped what they were doing to converge on this squirrel? there are millions of people in federal, state, and local jobs. this event probably involved like 5 of them max, following some protocol

TOTAL SQUIRREL DEATH

I broke up with my top bf because he refuses to say justice for peanut

Is he a big government lefty? He deserves to be made into a bottom or to face the wall.

It wasn't just P'nut. It was Freddie too. Every bureaucrat involved deserves to be euthanized.

t.misses bottomposter threads.

source is some youtube video where a guy from the suburbs drove to skid row and walked in circles for 10 minutes. meanwhile the head of the DOJ is going to be a guy who got a sweetheart deal on being a sex trafficker but the important thing is a squirrel died

Justice for all my frens

no they were already in the process of taking the squirrel when he understandably bit a police officer who was abducting him

That's their post facto emergency rationalization. Someone pointed out there was news of a high profile migrant rape of a very young child that happened the day before and they needed something dramatic to "bleach" the news cycle.

Sort of like how the Pentagon reported that their audit revealied the military "lost" two trillion dollars. That report came out on Sept 10, 2001.

isn't that where armagnac is from? I'm afraid I don't know enough about your head canon to know whether you're insulting me or if I should feel insulted

but the democrats still tried to win an election with that

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE DEMOCRATS EVEN MENTION THIS YOU FUCKINH SCHIZO

DA of LA county? Either you don't know shit about the place you live or you don't live here at all. In either case you should stfu

not a good time to be fed bootlicker if you're trans, just saying

trying to argue with people who literally want the country to be run by the brain worms from TNG is probably a waste of energy, just saying

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oh, that's why. no one cares about LA, flyover.

I know its not the end of the world, but people ITT are actually ok with what the state did to that dudes squirrel?
You guys are mad retarded if you think that was ok. What if it was your pet? You think your own pet should be executed because you didn't follow the rules to the letter? Have some empathy

Are you talking Gaetz? He fucked a legal age of consent 17 year old. They used the fact that he paid for the hotel room to create a pretext for a very, very thin trafficking charge.

If he had committed a real crime, State police could have arrested hit, it wouldn't take a multi year house ethics "investigation" to determine if laws may have been broken.

Need I remind the NPC chuckleheads in this thread that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies relating to the Stormy Daniels NDA because NY state prosecutors twisted the interpretations of laws completely beyond recognition to claim Trump committed a Federal campaign law violation that could be prosecuted under state law. The fact that Federal prosecutors deemed no law was broken was disgregarded. and the 34 separate counts stemmed from 34 signatures on the documents.

This is like charging Tyrone with 34 counts of theft because he stole 34 items from the store, or charging him with 34 counts of assaunt because he hit his coalburner 34 separate times during one beating. This isn't law or justice, it's using the fiction of law as a bare pretense to go after one's political enemies. Next they'll just drop the pretense and just start killing them, and then hide the search results about the Trump assassination attempt.

You clowns who think lawfare is fun and cool when your side uses it, but will really regret being robotic NPCs when the shoe is on the other foot. There still needs to be a reckoning for Russiagate.

Lest you think you can escalate from lawfare, I can only PRAY that you go kinetic. It's my wettest dream. Two options, peaceful divorce and permanent separation, or a bloody civil war where most of the lefties are either killed or made into concubines.

Your choice bucko.

Anarcho-Tyranny.

That's the correct term.

the question is not being asked in good faith, the squirrel drama is completely irrelevant and is being inserted into discussions about the fate of american democracy by russian disinfo agents who correctly understand the stakes are too high for most people to comprehend and it's easier to distract people by spamming about a squirrel until people exhaust themselves debating schizo nonsense

its the owners fault for not vaccinating it, i dont wanna be around and at risk that some randos plague rat pet might kill me or give me a bad disease.

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