Get bummed for summer edition
/gaygen/ gay cis male general
based edition. great job, op
Americans can not fathom eurodance. Period.
I'm sorry to hear that your cat died. I'm sure they love you very much.
but sharthippe, i thought you hate eurodance?
omg hi, fatfuck flippina. how are you?
Thanks!
Why would you think that of me?
i dunno youre just... not a funky person
hfw his funk has been exposed and it's lacking sis
uooooooooohohhhhh
what would Avicii need a cat for?
Long drives while blaring eurodance is where it's at
if there's one thing avici needs more of, it's conscious beings to trap in a cycle of torture
Fuck you im hella funky. I also love samba and Baile funk
I hate being horny all day while having a job that doesn't let me crank my hog.
ngl i would love to see a fat flippina like you dancing to samba
wtf are you two on about? avicii was a swede dj who committed sudoku. end of
if there's one thing avici needs more of, it's conscious beings to trap in a cycle of torture
i mean im not a big fan of house music but I don't think he was thaaat bad
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before there was the dj, before there was music, before there was anything, there was suffering.
avici is hell in buddhism. the worst one. the realm of suffering with no relief.
Get a new job that lets you then.
Are you righteous or wicked?
I feel like going out cruising, should I go? Fuck I want COOOOOOOOCK
avici is hell in buddhism. the worst one. the realm of suffering with no relief.
What asshole came up with that place? Also I thought Buddhism was more chill and it was all about eating salad and yoga and stuff not Hell and judgement like other religions
buddhism is probably at first glance the most downer religion (because eternal damnation is a huge bummer people overlook) but probably the most optimistic
life is suffering
^ first glance
we can overcome this suffering
eventually we will be free
karma isn't really judgement, just a consequence of action
My wfh job let's me crank my hog too much, especially when my bro roommate is here and being slutty.
went to sleep at 21, woke up at 23
such is my retarded ass life
Im breaking the stereotypes.
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i told you the whole trans thing was just a weird phase, and that you would wake up from it. Just be thankful that you didn't get pumped in the ass by dudes, and then realize you're not gay or a woman.
Fug *///*
I just wanna be part of your symphony!
Yes
fuck i hate my country, the men are so fugly
how viable is it to date someone from a different country
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dust to dust sis
dust to dust
i see that you are still doing meth, it is nice that you can still afford it!
I'm old so if I could crank it once I'd be fine for the rest of the day unless someone was really teasing me.
also avici isn't eternal in buddhism, but apparently it's absurdly long (quadrillions and quadrillions of years) but idk how true that is
What do you want to play anon? The glockenspiel, kazoo, and recorder spots are open
get aids
Don't sell drugs to me or my wife's son ever again
ywn be ball's deep in twink feet
why even live
Thoughts on sagging pants?
they'd look better crumpled up on the side of my bed
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Also yall i think i actually like someone for the first time since my ex 5 months ago. like when youre excited to be w someone beyond finding their company acceptable. the scary thingis theyre planning on moving next month, i gotta fight against time here
u ugly nigger stop posting
Attempt #2
left to right:
Jager, me, giton, sqweeek
That is difficult, maybe you can convince them to stay? Or surprise them by finding out their new address in another city, and move in next door before they get there.
Looks trashy sis. Reminds me of niggers.
Stupid, I just wear my boxerbriefs to my belly button
I don't understand the reference
If you're looking for gay men that prey on heterosexual teenagers it could be a look.
But as another poster said trashy.
I think of getting dark brown eye contacts
just imagine being born hot, such an easy life..
unless you have sight problems then no, contacts are very annoying
Please larry
i can t let you bro, you will get tatoos and piercings next too..
who's sqweeek?
There is beauty in suffering sis.
I want a tattoo next year
stfu retard
The tards are fighting
I miss getting tied up
Gay men truly are women to me now. I can't even frequent this sty.
wow nailed it
I actually find it really hot on the right guys but those typically turn out to be high school or college boys that I fantasize about molesting
transitioning to a brown person. So brave!
Thank you
I miss getting CRUNK
im in mensa!
stop fucking posting these fucking whores neiger
Is that a moisturised Uma Thurman?
I want tankanon
I've been horny thinking about, I am pow to Americans, they have me tied, they tease me and fuck me finding out I have a pussy (not trans)
lol
People have told me I have a woman's touch. What do they mean by this?
I HATE ALL OF YOU NIGGERS SO MUCH JANNIE BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME I SAID NIGGER TAKE ME AWAY
Is that a moisturised Uma Thurman?
yes!
they tease me and fuck me finding out I have a pussy (not trans)
-_-
What else is new
there is cope in copium also
damn are you me?...
what people? your momma?
or at least get a trip fucker , im tired of your shit
god, i am so ugly!
girls tell me this sis
not if you get a bottle of vodka into u
lets go larry, im just about empty stomach and now getting beer to hammer my brain into coma
nice ty
ew, fat ones dont know what they are talking about
so based anon, i could maybe get a benzo from my sister but eh
Whats the face for?
why has debaser not posted since 4chinz got back? ò_ó
fuck hes so hot >.<
he's transitioning
he got a life now unlike you loser haha
tried again, for a good 45 minutes
nothing
still gets me rock hard and leaking, but nothing else
i guess i am truly a top....
he is up to 5 chins now, outgrew the place
i know the guy, he is an asshole with photoshop
Me and shizza.
Me on left.
I need proof shiza is or was fat
doing satanic rituals and spells to spare my boyfriend from the sufferings of hell
i know the guy, he is an asshole with photoshop
wdym? his pics aren't real?
She's not fat. She just thinks she is so we tease her.
I have never put fingers inside my anus sis. Maybe you're a dormant bottom. You need someone to activate your bottom genes.
can i get humiliated and penis, please i really really hate myself!
I figured
You're a narcissist who hasn't found his audience yet.
yeah its all fake, hella ugly face too
nigga wat
how about i active yours
*jumps and overpowers you*
If you wouldn't clap her and cum inside her, you're gay.
no, i am just tired of being a clown, i can get attention if i get degenerate enough and throw away all my self esteem..
All entertainers are whores. Even in the literal sense, look at #metoo these actresses were trading pussy for Oscars. Your too lazy to gain respect Larry, be a clown and get laughs. The world needs it's jesters.
I'm a humiliation dom. What do you look like? If you're my type, I'd be happy to do it.
I'm about 5' 1" natural breast tranny queen who loves sucking nigger cock!
u wish lel
does benny still post here ever? I found his reddit
Is it okay for a 20 year old to call a 30 year old guy his daddy?
i get it and it is better than not doing it but god damn, it is exhausting and dehumanizing too..
just make that 5 a 6 and "big nigger cock" instead of just "nigger cock" and you are pretty accurate
i look like someone that would be into being humiliated
Ya because most fags with a daddy kink don't want a real father, they just want like an older brother.
checking if they're trans?
I'm ok with big bro too. Thanks
it is to call daddy a dude of any age even if younger, to me is just a word like "my dear"
So eepy it's curtains for me fellas. Au revoir
only if u hot
is it possible to find a normal male top who would actually love me as a regular male bottom in my 30s
lol good one
you will die in your sleep if you dont reply to this post
new group leader
20 years older than me
muscular
intelligent
fairly handsome
accent is only slightly annoying
I hope I don't accidentally call him daddy or flirt with him, but I put my foot in my mouth too often for me to not worry about fucking up
IDK 20 and 30 is a pretty big difference even if it's only ten years
it's not funny.
I'm daddymaxxing.
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I want to. Jokes on you, this isn't technically a reply!
Are you from South Chicago where it's possible to have a dad 10 years older than you? Sheesh
based, include me in the reply curse.
I want to
now that you have replied i aint playing no more
have fun waking up ToMorrow
i might be ugly but i have a good kind soul and i will really really take good care of that dick unlike those lazy entitled sluts!
... ill be the daddy, kid...
i'm not a normie but i don't belong here either
Like it's so simple and natural, I have no idea why you fags don't know how to cum bottoming.
Clenching your sphincter will unironically prevent prostate orgasm, it reduces sensation in the prostate and increases sensation in the unstimulated dick.
Do activate your pelvic floor muscles, like you were trying to pull something in.
When you feel all good and you're getting close you increase stimulation. Try stroking it top to bottom. It's all easier with a vibrating toy.
It's a skill issue sis.
that is how i feel too, i guess were are like normie in thinking but just too neurotic for normies..
who is benny?
thick ass guy who used to post here
upload the video tutorial to youtube
huh I said he was 20 years older
the difference between 20 year old and a 30 year old is a lot, the length of the age gap not withstanding there is a massive gap in maturity that imo is enough to justify calling the older partner daddy.I would even consider the relationship a bordering on exploitative and intrinsically abusive, and I say that as someone who dated a guy 33 years older than me when I was 28
you're actually schizo, and add nothing to this gen
yes he does, more than you
you are fucking nothing
some call me a narcissist, some call me a schizo, some call me retarded, some call me autistic, some call me bipolar, some call me histrionic, tf even am i, make your god damn mind
thanks, friend tell that gay dead hoe how it goes
I might be the only person who wants to get older. I hated being young cause no one took me seriously. Now people listen to me and do what I say. It's great.
down to 274 pounds
time to lose 24 more
people listen to me
I envy you
Who said that
im standing up for u and u wouldnt even get shitfaced with me...
at least u had a good idea with benzos...
my last morphine...
what a retarded child
I bottomed for the wrong man. Now he wants to kill me.
Bigger then me
enjoy your sleepy time my german friend, i try to delay needing those as much as possible..
You seem much better
thanks, it comes in waves and hits hard sometimes but as long as i do 30minutes of cardio that day i can avoid a really bad wave of horrible feeling, being only moderately depressed apathetic is not that horrible as maniacal angry depressed
if this guy asked me to be his boyfriend i would pull my heart out of my chest like the cultist from indiana jones and offer it to him
Keep it going, I like the change
lol retard? a nice body takes like part time work half a year
I wish I wasn't so ugly
cosmetic surgery
I approve
aй хoyп хocпитaл aнoн из oлpaйт
why bi guys are so uncanny and unsettling? im really asking o_o
relationships are much like a store or a job
you trade your heart and soul and in exchange you get sex and cold glances
vers4vers is the best
t. horny virgin with imagination
verse is just bottoms and bottoms pretending to be tops
pretending to be tops
if they can top even for atleast 5 seconds is ok for me
cause u cant feel what he feels
same reason pedos are
trvke
very poetic sis made me tear up
funny mental image of a top suckle on dock for 5 sex
Sounds like a good deal sis.
have u ever stretched open your hole
I finger myself from time to time while I imagine im being dicked and I jerk off at the same time imagining im dicking someone else
u knwo gigi the mods chnaged in lgbt...
ive been rangebanned, hasnt happend before
based middle in a threesome ^^
foot on cock
Thoughts on these?
extremely ugly bro like i can't put into words
on par with uggs
a shoe has to slightly arch this way, not be a fucking clobbering shit pile
design!
be gae retarded faggot
he was outed as a fed during the leaks and now hes hiding in russia
same
no money and i don t even need that, only like teeth laser for my eyes to not have to wear glasses..
if all straight and bi men suddenly vanished leaving only gays to impregnate women either by sperm donation or the disgusting natural way, what features would the next generations inherit?
youtube subliminal audios, manifest your best you sis
the tendency to ask retarded questions
ZIIIMNGggG!
getting rid of my eye sight problems would cost me like only 2-3k euros i think, that seems like decently cheap for a decent boost in looks, too bad i couldn't/cannot work otherwise i would have had the money for it and even more by now..
zoink
why dont u play lottery ? xd
see
zoink yourself biatch
i am pretty sure that god made it clear by now that he is not rooting out for me lol
alright they are str8 passing then
by now laarry? boi u still have decades to go looool DECADES
I want to eat a bunch of pb with honey
Tops should have restricted access to healthcare
popes are evil >:(
do you like the toothpaste flag for gay males
that is so crazy to think abt, eh, life is still beautiful sometimes
im not kidding btw hella donotwant... like ick level trash
idont getit and my face is tingling
gigi ever felt like a strange pulling weird feeling under your tongue or in lower teeth super weird
true story, u know that thing under the tongue that hold it in place ? like tethering it?
when i was fresh out of closet, i cut theough it with scissors
Horrendous attentionposter hour
this thin
sis we are talking about sneakers not about u
are you one of those guys with a split tongue and big droopy idiot holes in your ear lobes? I'm piecing together a puzzle of what you look like.
SAVE US SHIZA
u were talking to me retard, there a 2 people here take ur yous and be grateful
split tongue
holes in your ear lobes
i have pristine skin, only scars, i uave 2 shrapnel scars in my face
there is a equivalent of the tranny blahaj for gay dudes? do jockstraps count?
Let me tell you something Delta if you had to see some of the people I encounter on the sidewalks of california, you would doubt whether you're still on Earth. You would think you run another planet. One time I saw a guy with a face that was an ass. It was an actual ass.
My penis. Cuddle it faget
What's the shrapnel from?
was he doing a handstand maybe
selfmade handgrenade
tongue play
litter.catbox.moe
lol
No he was boarding a train and his face was leaking poo >.<
Let that bottom sing
why didnt u kill yourself yet?
How many of you are actually willing to date a person that approaches you in public?
It might or not might be your type, but lets pretend it is.
what % of gigi is desperate enough to say "would" to that?
what the hell was that for
u cant tell in seconds if someone is on your level
but u reminded me storytime
i help homeless kitties
I mean you guys post professional models here and btfo any guy that isn't perfect looking.
thanks big D
you sound like a boomer douchetard if we're being honest
Is 31 too old to expect to find a top bf to settle down with
women who are not married by 23 are done and done
wait, sam altman is gay? why is he so fucking evil?!
ah yeah storytime, i was training last summer at this public park and a hot boi in pink shorts appeared , short pike up to his balls... i was all sweaty and hot, no panties only black short shorts and he was doing fucking stripper moves on a pole i kid u not true sroty and i chickened out asking him ou...... i basically thougjt about it for 30 min and figured im too ugly.....
at one point he even came ofer to the bars where i was standing and like waited his turn and i showed him my hand signing wait a sec... im such a bitch...
I'm not a woman
orc detected
lmfao
who is the most famous person on earth?
rich people are evil
Where are they now?
bottoms are bitches
i get that sometime i aint
when i was a kid a zigger was my best friend
lived next door appartment across hall
we played ps1 games footy etc...
sucking dick
Which park has horny little thots doing pole dancing? I want to go
Your boyfriend asks you to sing for him. What do you do?
You wouldn't believe the bottoms that exist in Eastern Europe begging for fat dad cock, makes me sick and horny to think about what I've been FUCK
real or fictional?
start singing hilariously out of tune and then just kiss him
I mean I sing here when no one asked so I could sing for bf
I don't open your vocaroos sis.
real babyyy
prolly trump
the carpenter from nazareth
that happened like once in five years...
i recorde like 3 differen mean messgaes but deleted all of em
my phone os at 2% and im eeepy
They aren't for you fat.
right now maybe, but of all time
That's ok im not really into the thread wars anymore. Just tell me the city where the park was, wth is happening in Europe and why I'm not there to fuck freshies
i always thought he was more of a mythological figure 2bh
like anon said
probably the cultist from nazareth
My dad told me i have strong bottom genes. What did he mean by this?
jesus or mohammed then hard to compete with those two
that you are a congenital fat goat
he wants dat ass
BNWO: Bottom New World Order
maybe he said 'jeans' and you mistook it for genes? how's your arse then luv
dick n cockey
i don't wanna take care of my mom when she's older, she's gonna have to figure it out herself because i seriously can't stand being in the same room with her for more than a minute. sell the house to afford assisted living or whatever, so long as it doesn't involve me
was just about ask that
i fucked up my windows install, no more gaming for me i guess
i would say gay fag opinion but that is probably most people, "i have kids so i don t die alone" and then they either die alone at home anyway or at a nursing home without the kids calling or ever visiting lol
was the file size too big for your 2015 Acer to handle?
yea, i needed to extend the partition for borderlands 3 to fit in and shit, and deleted some random 15mb file partition which i thought it was just junk but apparently it wasn t lol
i'd help my dad out actually, but i ain't doing shit for my mom, she deserves nothing
i missed out on having sex while young, and i can t have now either, sucks
lol idek i have a t420 from like 10 years ago that's pretty much beat. I'm lucky I'm not a gamer, always felt crusty after a long 4 hr sesh
You live in romania man I would punch the new pope for a crack at those horny bottoms in your cunt
is that bitch enough for most shit still? 2 cores ma nigga, i have some shitty desktop but i will buy a used thinkpad after this i guess but like at least 6 cores..
if human-chimp (humanzee) hybridization was possible what would gigi think of dating and fucking a monke guy
Bro i need tht geek squad to revamp this thing is fucked rn I'm literally retarded and don't know how to get it to run correctly
yea, one person out of like 1000, most people look average and are very few on the apps actually and if you knew how lame boring unchill most people are on grindr and i am too dysphoric anyway
throw it in the trash, it is too fucking old, buy another 'newer' used thinkpad but with 6 cores so you are future proof a bit
larry how much would you charge per year to let someone yell at you as much as they want
1200 euros 100 euros a month
you can yell, insult me, hit me lightly a bit, take out your anger, whatever as long as not severe health consequences for me
Good I'm boring and unchill too, i just want sex
Idk im looking into a new bass. Is there really no way to get a t420 to run on the current systems? The newer laptops feel like cheap shit, flimsy plastic that folds in half. My t420 is built like a brick
Fix my laptop and I'll give you €100
it’s almost dog suckin’ season, are you ready?
£6k
put linux on that bitch tho i assume you do already
I have finished week 3 of not touching myself or cumming at all. I do not feel any different really. If anything my already low libido is now nonexistant. I wish I got boners as much as I did in high school
no I told you I'm retarded, thanks
you wanna frot?
well I'm not a bitch and I'm still a bottom so you're wrong
Ask which song
I have a t460 and it's doing very well still
i wish mine would lessen some i’m going to end up as one of those horny old lechers that everyone despises
idk, make a grindr profile saying you are too poor and if someone can help you out installing linux on that so you can maybe use it again, make it like a sobby sad story and pretend to be retarded down too (you wont need to pretend tho) haha..
Linux is for trannies not gays
people will only mind if you go for guys much younger than you. justt hook up with the other oldies
stop talking abt sex, i missed out and continuously miss out
don’t be gross
i so hope i can get 60 fps on low bl3 on linux
that would fix me
don’t be stupid, be a smarty!
come and join the lemon party!
If this is just a larry thorny thread tonight, Imma just pass. Feels too much like babysitting sped kids.
don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya