/mtfg/ manatee to flatfish general

Blobby won

no it just flopped around

hehe

what did they win

why is blob so obsessed with paige

sleep well desu

my girldick is bigger than ur girldick

Its an abstract statement.

still thinking about him daily almost constantly

it’s been over four and a half years

almost half a decade

when does it get better

the timeline where Jesse used the meth money to transition and started banging Walt Jr

You stink pooner.

hollywood sucks, that would have been such a good plot. i hate these tiptoeing coward writers.

it had to be said

There are two ways that would have gone.
1. The actual writers do their best to use transition as a twist with a middle aged cisman's understanding of what trans is. They rely on tired stereoptypes and the whole thing only further reinforces prejudice.
2. They brought in some DEI hacks to write it for them and they make a dog's breakfast of the whole show. The absolutely rabbid and mostly right wing fans blame us for ruining yet another of their favorite things and the whole thing only further reinforces prejudice.

3. I write it.

Jesse is torn up over the loss of his girlfriend. As he rejoins Walt in the lab he cracks and synthesizes estradiol on his own, but she's a slob so she leaves traces that Walt discovers. Walt has no idea but suspects something's going on. Jesse no longer has any facial hair, his skin is smoother, perky little breasts that he tries (unsuccessfully) to hide, and a suddenly nice bottom.

Meanwhile Walt Jr. visits the arcade, he notices a tall cute girl playing DDR. It's love at first sight.

Yeah that's actually just 2.
This is apparently happening at some point in season 3 at the start of the Gus arc, the general theme of which IIRC was control.
This is the arc where Jesse buys his parents house, establishing himself as an adult who is no longer in their control while at the same time slipping further and further INTO walt's control.

So you'll probably now say something like Walt starts forcefemming Jesse, but the fact that I had to explain this to you means you didn't really understand the show, the complex and intelligent subtext was beyond you. Much like the MCU phase 4 you don't really care about the underlying IP, you just want to stamp your personal politics on something OTHER people care about.

Those other people won't appreciate that. That's why DEI in hollywood has been an unrelenting catastrophe that has now destroyed the industry entirely.

i'm not a hack ;_;

no forcefemming, wtf its not a cheap porno

how to inject without hitting vein?

all Walt would have to do is support Jessica's transition and she would still kill Gale for him.

z track

Then how do you establish the theme of control?

The thing about the Gale murder is it ties Jesse to Walt forever by turning him into a killer who can never be redeemed.

how

That's where the relationship between Jesse and Walt Jr. comes in. Walt Sr. discovers that they're dating. Sr. finds them eating together a and just loses his shit and physically drags Jesse out of the building. Walt Jr. is shocked at chases after them and just beats the crap out of Sr. with his crutches.

Hello mtfg. What's up?

That's Jesse rebelling against Walt and working in conflict with him.

You are in fact, a hack, and you're just going to have to find a way to live with that.

you're so dense. the theme of control is a control triangle but you cant see it. this is why i stopped screenwriting, i'm tired of dumbing it down for you people.

such an unpleasant poster

what

I am coping with the fact I am a hack by pretending everyone else is too dumb to understand my hackery

Well at least you did that well.

you're just mean, why are you so mean to me?

they're mean to most people, might be something to do with being a 40 something year old australian with a cuboid body, or it might be because they're brain addled on antisemitism, who can say

Because feminists broke all my friends' toys and pinned the blame on me and now they hate me.

I'm nice to tripfags.

i don't want to do injections anymore yuck

nice = ingratiating

I'm ingratiating AND nice to tripfags.

what about the jewish ones

i am a tripfag tho

Not the Jewish ones.

Then put your trip on and I'll be nice to you.

but then people will ask to see my boobs :(

Then you must be some sort of worthless bitch and I hate you.

i know i say thing make me nauseous a lot but that injection actually made me sick i'm genuinely fighting the urge to vomit, I'm sweating coldly, and my hearing has been impacted

(Trans) Gf doesn't want to have sex anymore and I don't want to be a whore and sleep with anyone else

Idk how to cope with this

Did you inject bleach?

i injected expired estrogen

trans?

Maybe go to the hospital real quick?

that's called vasovagal syncope. drink water and lay down, dont walk up or down stairs.

how have you talked about it with her so far

ur fine the only thing expired estrogen does is degrade in potency

fighting the urge to vomit, I'm sweating coldly, and my hearing has been impacted

happened when i did my first injection, all psychological, likely a panic attack. but i wasnt able to even to anything except lay down and breathe, sus ur posting this...

but i have to go to bed so i can go to work
i’ve been doing injections for a while now but idk i’ve been getting worse at them especially on my right thigh last time i had blood literally squirting so i was very nervous this time

purified

anya won

helo
I didnt eat those mushrooms btw too risky, they look too orange compared to pics online and also bugs n stuff

yes

you'll transition to old woman then

Transition really is the waiting game on nightmare difficulty. I was just practicing poses with my webcam, I actually started to get some good ones except my stupid short hair and manface ruined them.

What I really need is a necklift, which aren't even that expensive, but I'd have to lose weight first.

And I can't lose weight yet because I want my boobs to grow as big as possible natty to get the best results for my BA.

Which means I can't start a pornhub/onlyfans account to start monetizing my femininity.

It's just waiting. That's how to do my transition right now. Wait with all my effort.

What a beautiful Blobby day

Nomi post

milfy meffy with the seasoned bussy

Dead cope thread

It's funny how the most beautiful girl on this dedsite detransitioned and calls herself a man now, while wildebeest hons practice posing in front of a mirror, hoping to pass by 2030.
It needed to be said.

That's just two cases of mento illness luv

2027.
EARLY 2027

absolute state of em lad

be me

start losing all hearing in one ear due to bad genetics

go in for surgery to fix it

doctor alerts me that a really rare side effect is the numbness of the tongue due to the position of the tongue nerve around the ear

of course lose the surgery lottery and end up with a numb tongue

numb tongue also just so happens to taste like blood

tfw gonna have to live with tasting blood for the rest of my life

My life is so great

that's fucked sorry anon

Look on the bright side, you'll impress the shit out of edgy goth kids.

Wish I could be Catholic and trans but can't but every other religion and occult is edgy or hates gays

Why can't you be Catholic and trans?

Because they hate fags and I'm a fag

They don't hate anyone.
30% of the clergy identifies as Gay.

The God hates fags thing is Dutch Reform calvinist bullshit. Even the other heretics don't like them.

who fucking cares do what you want

Find a universalist church or whatever they're called, the ones with the big gay flags plastered on them, those are filled with like 60+ y/o lib boomers who have too much life experience and worldliness to be bigoted (or smoked too much weed in the 80s)

They're stupid tho. They don't worship God, they larp as Christians because they think it upsets the conservatives.

I promise you, you ever visit their place, they got like a billion crosses and framed pictures of Jesus with that fucking "footprints in the sand" poem on them

So what? If the faith isn't genuine it's pointless.
It's the final form of protestantism, a perfectly hedonistic and masturbatory parody of the one true faith, rising apropos of faddish politics of the day, not only absent any genuine connection to Christ, but not even recognizing that one is necessary. Not only does it not kneel to God, but it actually has the hubris to demand God kneel to us.

It's as Christian as scientology, as sensible as pentacostalism, and as moral as televangelism.

are you christian Emily of Anon Babble?

Roman Catholic.
I thought the Anti-semitism would have given me away desu.

ah.
have you considered worshipping our true savior xanluthagarl? i was roman catholic too, once, until i saw the light.

the one true faith

Catholicism doesn't worship Enki though

Have you considered staying right there while I get the flamethrower?

what a shining beacon of catholic values you are. but it doesn't matter. one of us is achieving shnarlinkenfel while the other plays their life to the tune of their limbic system.

im catholic and trans.. everyone is v accepting at my jesuit (lefty) church.. even got given free flights and accomodation to go do some volunteering overseas because the community thought it would be good for me.

honestly being around the ppl at church helped me realise cis ppl weren't so bad lol, but im in australia and i think american christians are v different to here......

hmm the unfunny nazi poster is still here

Heil Hitler

Based Anon.

you have no immortality emily you will have no descendants to carry your blood

You don't know that. Once we enslave all the foids and put them into breeding camps, my career as a professional bimbo will almost certainly be able to afford me a clone or two.

the worm is very close now

ignorance is bliss, child. allow them this brief respite before the laboring.

hmm, a sophisticated human can become primitive

This place smells like balls

That's because you stink pooner.

If vagina didn't smell like shit I think i would be straight

JFC start T already. You look like a girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=USSTap0XeuA

That's an old pic, I'm juicing now and smoking Marlboro reds like you only dream of. You wanna date a pooner or what?

d smok

stop that. I guarantee you it's not helping.
You wont get this body by smoking. You need to eat and train.
Plus they make you stink.

You wanna date a pooner or what?

Lolno.

I don't want to look like a meat square. I'm kind of twinkish I've been told and I'm 6' 3" irl what's up with it

You lie like a girl.

wait is emily trying to say she's a catholic that worships a jew? despite always bagging on jews??

Jews killed Christ

and u killed this thread
cheers hondas

Apple.