/Cis Gaygen/ Socks Edition

Picture this: Cersei dressed up as a chicken and forced to lay eggs on command for wealthy business in Abu Dhabi. He's never felt more alive.

i think ima go get some cognac since its cold

What would you do if Cersei was replaced with shallo here?

Fake person dead internet

Would you rather lick your bottom's soggy boogies when he cries or clean his earwax?

You wanna know how I got these scars?

Sebastian Croft mogs him desu

No, but you're going to tell us anyways.

No, because it's probably cat scratches. Maybe something related to your bipedophilia.

add me as a life insurance beneficiary before you do plz anon