/gaygen/ no fats allowed edish

i havent had a twinkie in prolly 10 years

My shits feel like I'm on fire.

my balls and ass are so sweaty ^w^

tooted, no scent

How do you stay skinny in america?

don’t eat like a fat hog

the megacorps put addictive additives into their goy slop to incentivise americans to do that tho lol
its good for profits uwu

idk its always been easy for me. people eat like shit, snack all day, drink alot of soda, and dont get exercise. like ill have days where i eat like shit but people do that like every day

Quite surprised a thread with a guy with a noose around his neck lasted 4 hours

deltaaaa

Fuck'em in the butt and make'em suck off my nut

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Did your janitor application get accepted?

Exercise and home cooked meals.

you don’t have to eat the goyslop

be me

zipping up old hoodies that I used to wear when I was a skinny boy

they're tight and form-fitting around my chest and arms now

I like to stop halfway and feign that it's getting stuck, that my chest is too big to zip it up all the way

post gunt

and junkies don't HAVE to shoot up

damn i am glad to not be american

you’ve been colonized and you don’t even realize it

your country’s entire reason for existence was being an american backdoor into the eu and now you don’t even have that going for you and you’re poorer than alabama lol

no the british government just has a BBC fetish so they are bringing in 10 million africans...
at least our food is healthy

You cheat on him with a woman anyway

My bf is cuter than all of you

Americans are ruining gaygen again

Sigh

post ass

we dont have shootings

i am skinny ^w^

instead you have africans beheading people with machetes in the street and sacrificing children to idols

true
only really in densely populated areas though

children of men was far too optimistic about the future of your nation

i think most of the guys reynhard sinaga slept with were consensual and claimed rape after the fact, either because they were closeted or they wanted money from the case
i flat out dont think its possible to rape hundreds of people in a first world country without being caught

men can’t be raped, end of

i live in a small town but they are building projects in the surrounding areas lmao
but the funny thing is that the projects are uninhabitable because the contractors fucked up the foundations and their buildings are sinking into the ground

I demand obedience. Do as I say. I command you.

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How about you tell Americans to stop fucking up countries so people don't become refugees?

anyway expect more fake news stories about gay men who somehow raped 10,000 people as they try to crack down on our rights

If I shower everyday my hair dries out too much. If I shower every other day, it gets itchy and flakey. I can't win.

What rights are those?

that sort of incompetence is becoming increasingly common all across the west in every industry
have you seen trump’s cabinet? we’re about to go sicko mode on dune coons i hope you like the idea of wearing hijab

Eden won

You need to pin me down and put the collar on me first daddy.

eden won a dusty wig from a raffle held at the largest korean hair supply store in lawrence, ks

How can we further expand gay marriage rights? What more do you want?

british "food"

neways*

having a gay or gays shouldn’t count against your real marriage limit there’s no reason i shouldn’t be allowed to have 5 gays and a real marriage too

Don't talk shit when your culture is McDonalds

i love it when god laughs in the face of man's hubris

i hope he keeps up the good work and keeps fucking up the african housing projects :3

probably they will make the age of consent higher for gay relationships to protect against rapists, like it used to be in britain. then arbitrary restrictions on bath houses, poppers, sex toys, and other parts of gay sex culture. then they will go after the non sexual aspects like gay clubs and pride parades. lockout laws on gay bars, harsh liquor laws to force them out of business, that kind of thing. people assume that the first thing to go would be gay marriage but i don't see that happening, there are a million ways you can crack down on gay people more effectively with less public outcry

sir keir is going to house african migrants in the homes of native britons

Skunk, what do you think of men who dye their beards?

I was thinking more of those dishes in the sink, but alright.

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ban straight marriage for 239 years so that way we're equal

so he thinks
but he's pissing people off so much he might not be safe himself
shrimply epic

non-productive citizens like /gaygen/‘s brits will be turned into nutrient paste and fed to those same migrants

you’re going to be drafted and sent to die in ukraine lol maybe they’ll make a cool song or poem about the utter destruction of your unit like that charge of the light brigade joint

i'm not charging into war for any cunt
i'll shoot my commanding officer at the first given opportunity

you choose to be fat just like they choose to be trans. i see no difference. animals.

your moms pussy is fat and squirts like an archerfish

Trump needs to wage war on stealth bottoms.

lol if you think your country can produce enough guns to arm conscripts you’ll be sacrificed in human wave attacks on fortified russian positions

TFW after 90 seconds the "top" is face down, ass up begging for it.

You can tell a bottom by his farts.

>squirts

that's just piss.

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Moo

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bottom farts sound like a horse whinnying top farts sound like air being let out of a balloon

I'm gayfat

I'll fuck you after you fuck me.

real bottoms queef

fuck not whonnying what’s it called when they blow air
out of their lips and it’s like pflpbpbpp

if it aint fartin i dont want it !!

balloonacy

my farts don't usually smell at all really
in fact i very rarely fart at all...

Skunk is too poor to afford farts lmfao

tater tot bussy

farting is a haughty pursuit of the petite bourgeois

thats good the only time a bottom should fart is while/immediately after getting fucked and it should never ever smell

yeah, when i get fucked i get gassy...

air pocket they leave behind.

Wonder how Tex is today

What an odd thing to say.

That's the one that Bin Laden's killer said he would rape. kinda based desu

walk tuah the polls & vote on that thang

why arent you raping the straight men of your small town piggy? theres no way theyd ever tell anyone

I'd go to jail for the blond. Its the hair.

True, desu rape is basically legal in this country now anyway so I have nothing to lose

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Horror if I rape dozens of hicks will you run interference for me as well

no

God i fucking love joe biden

Fake friends baka

Was I supposed to apply?

Tonight I am going to re-watch 'American Beauty'. That makes me happy. I always recommend it.

:3

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Hello gaygen,
Whats on your mind tonight?

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Forgot they made mawile a fairy

I am warning you right now, tacticool fetishes are a direct pipeline to becoming a furry

I am a furry.

the theory holds

I can barely hide my disdain for 99% of people I meet and I feel like they can tell.

I got to carry some chickens this weekend. They’re surprisingly soft and, at least the ones I moved from a tree, are very soft.

lie to them harder and actually pretend to be likeable. if interaction isn't anxiety inducing because it requires putting on an act, you're not trying hard enough

I want a PP-19
Chigdens are cute

they're incredibly stupid and roosters are assholes

but soft, yes

Is that you?

Your cock and balls is beautiful bro.

you dont have to be a pawn of satan

dawww

I saved some of your chicky pics. I always like to hear about your farm adventures. I like people who appreciate our animal friends

:3

I’ll compile all this into one. The chickens (and other fowls to a lesser degree) were great. I can run the farm on a day-to-day basis. Then I can write another book. In any case, I’m crashing out tonight ‘till bed.

how am I gonna pay rent then sis.

throw it back out of a true sense of christian charity and god will provide

join a monastery and become a monk

ugh you sound just like my mother

Did you guys have good weekend?

Are there gay bottoms that like being beaten up during sex?

peppermint twink

YES

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I want to spit on someone and slap them around during sex

no lol

How bad?
Why not?

spit

This is always so cringe when I see it sis. lol

asian bussy? call that chrysanthemum

That really doesn't matter.

my chrysanthemum needs a white man's seed to fertilize