Why do fat bastards always make the best top bfs?

Why do fat bastards always make the best top bfs?

I don't know but I want one to take me hiking and hunting and then make him watch a shitty horror movie I like while we cuddle

i like to ride men like that when they have big thick cocks that the rest of you aren't ready for yet.

So you want your dad/substitute dad?

Fat Ugly Bastard

If I have daddy issues than why do I hate him so much
Checkmate liberals

why yes what an astute observation

gosh imagine being inbetween 2 of these guys while they smash bellies into eachother and their cocks are in your mouth and ass.

easy: big strong powerful man

Because we're strong; we protect you, princess carry you with ease and manhandle you with ease. Also because we're at least twice your size and an epitome of masculinity. We also love and appreciate your cooking which keeps us large and strong. Get yourself a big fat boyfriend today

than why do I hate him so much

because you have father issues not daddy issues.

Would be hot without fur coat

Why do you like fat tops?

Yes please

I like strong fat. Like strong man competition

“because we’re strong”

“epitome of masculinity”

Holy cringe. High body fat is literally estrogenic, and your lack of self-control around food and failure to maintain a lean and athletic physique is the opposite of masculine. I’m happy for you that trannies with daddy issues can project this fantasy onto you but don’t kid yourself.

you're hot, anon.
i dumped emily, can you be my daddy now?

Go have a hissy fit elsewhere retard

But why. Is it because they make you feel feminine, Timur?

this is what staring down the barrel of twinkdeath does to a mf

I don't want to be feminine

Suure.

I like it because they're gross and ugly, it's humiliating to fuck them. That turns me on.

Why everyone thinks this?

Because you're a submissive bottom with a micro penis that never gets hard

Because you're a submissive bottom with a micro penis that never gets hard

Just what I needed
T. Fat strong top

I fucking love this picture so much holy moly>////<

Come cuddle

no

I wish. I live in the middle of nowhere

idk why, but the matching boxers just makes it extra cute

Where is that?

rural northern Michigan

I'm only submissive if the top is strong enough to force me to submit, I'm not a bitch

Good girl. I'm going to slurp cold cans of creamed corn while you blow me

I'm a big fat strong daddy and I need my princess

lmao

I make thousands of these in AI. All with ridiculous cocks and balls. Hopefully ill find one in real life.

Because at night it all turns to dick.

fat people are gross
kill yourselves

*dies from cringe*