/chasergen/ national animals edition

everyone likes cats :3

someone start a list of things that are transbian coded according to these anons. it would be funny i just can't be bothered to actually go through the effort.
we already have doodling and cats as transbian things from just today

my abs are coming in again we are so back

Both straight trannies I dated liked cats but the negger anon's retardation knows no limits

żubr
this graphic is wrong

what is your favorite national animal?

Algeria has this thing which is pretty cute

what is it with transbians and fucking Algeria

eating too much food seems to be transbian thing too, transbian polyshit fat ass

death to polyfags

tranny requirements for date with boy

must be a gentleman

must drive nice car

must do romantic things and be thoughtful

no sex on first date

Tranny requirements for date with another tranny

smoke a bowl together in an abandoned crack house, and then fuck

What is it with transbians and inhaling oxygen

Very true

Dogs are better than cats

well at least you arent a transbian, just a sad cuck

What is it with polybians and non rhyming religious poems

holy shit is that a fennec? i love him
in that case you'll be happy to know that i just hit a milestone yesterday and hit under 90kg for the first time in like five years yay

That comes only after you drop out of college and you try to support yourself on onlyfans

I have a good cat video but no cute girl to send it to

90kg? you are obese. why should anyone congratulate you for being obese you polyshit transbian obesehon

they're so cute!

snorlaxmoder big bitch

transbians be like i am 1 month free of cheating on my wife and smoking crack and i also am bmi 32 please be happy for me

I want to eat my tranner's ass but I'm not telling her because I don't want her to think I'm a freak

their ears are so unnecessarily and comically big
like what are you hearing with all that surface area little guy? whatcha listening to?

post disc

they are listening for your footsteps you big beluga whale

congratulations! keep up the good work c:
kys

big_guymandude

no sorry it’s pecha_lotte

hot
u should tell her

Post yours

What kind of dog do you have?

I don't understand, sex with tranners should always include ass eating

She's innocent and she'd think it's weird

How is giving oral sex weird?

qott

Beaver nation! Reply to this post with “beaver nation rise up!” To strengthen our forces

Nta
Butthole licking seems nasty with no pleasure involved

aren't you the guy who like stalks multiple trans girls from here? I talked to you before once I think so your username stuck in my mind
confusing
no i don't want my friends to know how desperate for attention I am

You need your butthole ate

I am a straight cis male

no pleasure involved

you have clearly never had your butthole licked

At this point if I were biggaymandude I'd probably change my discord username

everything

here

What’s the story on that guy anyway

he probably needs an entirely new account since it's likely a girl he talked to always posting his new id

I said what I said

I'm tryin to eat ass

Isn't that the discord twinkchan uses to trick girls into sending her nudes

french poodle

I think he's just a regular poster here and someone got pissed off at him and started spamming his disc. It could be negginganon spamming it but I suspect it originally wasn't. And to be fair his username is pretty cringe so it's very exploitable.

Sad sure but I got to start fighting back against the cuck allegations
None rn :(

Why you have a chair in the corner of your bedroom?

twinkchan is just a rick personality, and bigguymandude is a rick personality too, which are all card personalities

so what I'm gathering is no one is going to send me a cute cat video

What is a Rick personality and isn’t card the guy who looks like sideshow bob and spammed his bad yt videos 90000000 times

A few years ago, I finished having sloppy nasty sex with my beautiful, sexually insatiable bbw ex girlfriend who I never should have left, slid off my bed, and left a shit stain on my white sheets that still hasn't come off. We both looked at it, made eye contact, then never talked about it again. Anyway, I don't eat ass.

this anon rn

pichu has admitted to being twinkchan and sarah also admitted to being rick just fyi none of the people here are real just rick and card larps

youtube.com/watch?v=dEOI5TLv1Z0

It’s for something else I swear

yfw
trannies are insane - confirmed

Grow up

I know for a fact that twinkchan is a real person. Not sure about biggaymandude but I think he's probably real too.

LF invite into twinkchan's transbian discord server

beaver nation rise up!

She doesn't have a disc server

hey twinkchan long time no see nosehon

I'm obviously not her you dumb little faggot

if i dont get to suck dick on first date then whats even the point

she used to, they posted caps of her warning trans girls not to date us lol. ig cock blocking is her thing

Remember when lagoloaf accidentally dropped a lesgen OP in here which revealed she lurks on anon and is probably the negativitymaxxer

shouldn't you be calling me a pissbaby chaser? calling me a faggot is a new one

Who?

He sounds safe then

Yes. The faggots of this board hate the straights.

post the caps i need this lore

why are u all the way in Poland? i need a bj really bad today, and u need some nuggies from mcd's

thank you that was a very cute cat video, just what I needed

Flower

The cis lesbian obsessed with olive I think
Idk i don't pay much attention to that whole other circle of trips

thank you Ellie but you were the only reply…beaver nation is dying..

yw!

I don't save anything from here unless it's one particular posters pics, and even that I'm embarrassed about

You have a crush

komodo dragon from indonesia !! its a real life evil fucked up monster i love it theyre so cool
either that or the shaheen falcon from pakistan,, its basically a peregrine falcon which is one of my favorite birds

what's flower?
wow what a jump scare, saving that one

BEAVER NATION RISE UP

yes big time

tfw will never have an ethereal transcendental spirit trans gf who spends her nights soaking up the aura of brutal industrial construction and masturbating to it

How can I go on

That was a cringe ig post, she’s losing it hard lately

I'd bust so hard in Ethel Cain I'd pull every nutting related muscle in my body

You don't get it and that's okay

Fuck, I could have been with her outside those powee plants

could hrt have saved her?

they are lovely animals

Autumn's delicious poggers beaver bussy

Renewing my passport so I can go boyfriendize angel before somebody else gets to her

ur prolly not even uncut

sticking your tongue in your lickable tummy trans gf's belly button

i’m getting chicken noodle soup

On who???

nugs don't buy themselves bae. ill throw in some beer because no foreskin

boymoding for the rest of my life because I'm hideous
unsee cc/album#VKcawu9EwKCW

beaver nation will never die!
also i just learned how to parry in bloodborne

Perfect day for Chicken Soup. Glad that rain was only for a few hours last night. It made the freeways (101 and 10) a wacky ride home.

passoid

It's funny how hanging out here has kinda convinced me of the idea that some tranners really do (mostly) just need a boyfriend

You forfeit boymode once you shape your eyebrows

looks like you're in gfmode to me

Malefail

Only the ones who know they look alright (despite feeling shitty about themselves) post pics
Nearly all the actual unfortunate ones know and don't. Sad dynamic

So many pretty girls. I wish they could see it.

I like giving the ones that don't post their pictures positive attention. It's heartwarming.

Honestly I’m good and feel whole without one, but I’d still like one because companionship sounds lovely. Someone to go on ice skating dates with.

no u
I have never shaped my eyebrows
no one would ever take me on a date looking like this (or any other way that I ever look)

ur a bad person and I hate u

no one would ever take me on a date looking like this (or any other way that I ever look)

You have bdd and need therapy.

You can't actually fix bpd girls, bros
It's basically just a question of how much turmoil are you willing to throw your life into

I've never dealt with a bpd girl, but part of me needs to know if the sex is really that good

You're so pretty. I wouldn't be embarrassed to take you anywhere. I'd take you to my family's tanksgiving.

She has a lot of stories about going out on her own and experiencing meaningful things
It's inspiring me to start doing the same, I don't need to sit around doing nothing all the time just because I don't have people to do things with

It’s not unless you’re a guy who’s desperate enough to fuck a bpd girl

It’s true, you don’t need other people to validate the things that you like. Just do the things that you enjoy for you.

I love her

I dunno man maybe it's worth it

guy who’s desperate

Yes maybe a bit

i’m not bpd but i am manic depressive but i don’t hurt anyone with it because i’m well adjusted in that regard is that okay

Just found a picture of this cool animal, a shrimp cat. Thought you'd all like it.

I know and I do too. My outside matches my inside.
I think it's called gender dysphoria and I don't need therapy I need constant care and attention
if you really think the shape of a refrigerator is that attractive you must have been really bummed when the Sears catalog went out of style.

Transgendereds, please love and care for yourselves

telling my qt trans gf she looks beautiful and she says "no ;*3" and argues with me about it for 6 hours until I give up then she goes on chasergen to argue with anons about whether she's ugly for 6 more hours

Unfortunately real

My outside matches my inside

if it really did you'd look like a rotting corpse, fuck off with this bdd attentionwhore shit

ur supposed to shut her up by kissing her

Is that how you like to be shut up?

i have my exam in 3 hours

ur just kissing me to get me to shut up...

yeah...

Is it a gay baby exam? You'll ace it

You're sweet

yeah it’s fat retard and also stupid gay loser exam. i have been studying hella hard

oh no the pretty tranny posted a selfie in the thirst over pretty trannies thread time to complain

I've never had to study for those i always ace it

bdd posters can fuck off with the transbians

any tips? i’m afraid i’m gonna fail the stupid weasel portion.

Make it evident you can barely keep your hands off her, and shower every part of her she calls ugly in kisses and cum

Every single tranny has bdd

Stupid weasels are thoughtless tricksters, a weasel would not think about the test questions at all but tear off that piece of the page and eat it

they're not all bddposting

you’re right

ur probably right

why did bodygen get deleted :(

yeah i have bdd
big dick disorder
my massive hog should make u guys afraid

sit on my face pichu, k thanks

You're so sexy Mina

Good luck LB

Got damn you look so smooth and yummy

jannies don't like rating threads usually. or someone posted ass without an unsee and i missed it or something
woah.... do u have more?
thanks anon :)

CHAPPELL ROAN!?

Mina is a BDD princess

Beautiful

Derriere

Disease

I think cause that's all this board would ever be is rate me type threads, but I love telling trannies just how slutty they look when they're attention whoring posting their lewd bodies

Damn every time a guy calls me beautiful he runs away after :(

Hey beautiful

i love attention whoring so much, i live for chaser attention

jannies are so mean

Hey, it’d feel better if you had seen a pic of me first but I’ll take the win :) thank you

lol :)
yeah if bodygen was allowed to stay up it's probably be pretty popular...
they really are!

okay okay sorry I hate the way I look and am doom spiraling so I posted a boymoding pic thank you for being patient with me here's a girlmoding pic because I'm pretty and it would make my heart happier if some people told me so sorry if my earlier sad post upset you
unsee cc/album#A6ahaatzsgpN

I legit have jorked it to you on hornygen based on nothing but your face and hair, I give you the chaser seal of approval that you are not hideous. at all.

Let's see cutie.

this is tranny brainworm gen

based, cuddleable and dateable

holy shit ur so pretty??? how r u even boymoding looking like that?

I love your freckles, wish we could hang out

mods want that stuff in soc so they dont have to moderate it

i live for chaser attention

i think iit's an ok substitute for wholesome esteem retention until i find a partner >.>
actual passoid mogs me •.•
yes :

You look really sweet like the kind of girl I'd bring home to ma

Is rick real? Did you vc with him?

parrying is important, sis ToT

i love logging on and telling attention whoring tranners that I want to have intimate, public facing relationships with them, like I would with any other woman, but with consideration for particular trans-related problems they might face in life. I love imagining I've made a tranner feel desired and appreciated

I just want her to be happy

yfw

Sure where should I add you?

i need this so bad but i'll probably never have it

Of course you will. You really are wife material.

Don't you have a gf? Or am I conflating you with all the other transbian attentionfarmers that come here

kekistan

killing myself because iwn have this

you deserve it, and I hope you get it some day

this is an original compliment I guess
sometimes I just look in the mirror and see some guy who doesn't look like who I am looking back at me so I cover my body with as many baggy clothes as possible
aren't you an ACTUAL actual passoid who mogs me?
thank you anon! I hope that's true for me someday
thank u!!

i hope so
no i dont have a gf. im not a transbian either, i much prefer men
thank u anon
ur wormed dear

Unfortunately for you, the baggy clothes are very cute

pepsi max tastes so good wtf

not that many mtf do braids, thats refreshing 2 see. v fit too gj gj

The tranny paradox of honfidence and passoid bdd.

i need to learn how to braid at some point, i think it would look really cute :)

i wore makeup out today, i am leaving the neutral zone and beginning my honfidence era

Good.

Good for you. You're also the most beautiful woman here.

i could be anybody

But you're you.

im anon :D

You're the worst at hiding.

I am cringe but I am free

the basic ones r rly easy, i can do a french braid on someone else but never managed to do it nicely on myself.

braids just make me look more like a man

I am the sleepiest bitch today and idk why.

Because you've not been sleeping correctly.

ill give braiding a shot next time i get a bangs trim, i can go for relatively disconnected bangs and then be able to pull aside a braid without revealing my manforehead

Jesus, you're so beautiful!

yes we vc'd a lot, he was rly sweet until things broke off
im only stealth bc i'll gaslight gatekeep girlboss anyone who suspects im a tranny :) u could be stealth bc u pass for cis
honfidence happens when e makes trans women go from masc to slightly less masc, they only notice the changes and their brains say "wow, so fem!"
then as time goes on, they get used to their new faces and bodies and start noticing the masc bits more and more despite passing consistently

pic unrelated, unless u get migraines

There are tranners that play Bloodborne amongst us right now

Based
Because you never sleep.

My hair is 3b basically unbraidable

trans gf --> trans fiance --> trans wife

i am really bad at bloodborne

It’s fiancée for women anon don’t misgender her

one day…..

Shhh
SHHHH
I need to finish elden ring
I have bloodbourne but I've never finished it

ur womed dear

well, yes, that is the problem. just having awareness of it doesn't make those problems go away though
I bought that hoodie just because I thought it matched the stereotypical "hoodie and jeans" boymoder memes super well
oh, I would never gaslight people like that. I think growing up if I had actually met passing trans women who were open about being trans I would have come out much sooner. So I try to be that in my day to day life- I don't talk about being trans to everyone I meet, but I definitely dont hide it.
I can't believe you would misgender her during the engagement

trans gf --> trans finance --> trans wife

I'm learning this for the very first time today. Guess I'm stupid

I hate migraines so much

It’s okay, we’re all here to get better and grow :)

same but they r fun 2 do :)
false but ty anyways
u can do it.

I am actually a chronic migraine sufferer, I wonder if anyone here shares the same experience?

Get that one ear piercing that stops them

We all start somewhere.
Drop red sign, nerd. Where you at in Elden Ring? Bloodborne is one of my favorite games.

i used to get migraines but i haven't in a year or so. idk what changed. i'm still pretty sensitive to bright lights tho and they give me bad headaches but not as bad as migraines

is this real?
light sensitivity sucks :(

My brother got that procedure where they botox a facial nerve and it worked

Also I want to sniff her butt too but I can't tell her that either obviously. I wish I weren't such a perv but I was just born like this.

Do the average trans girl think about marriage, being a housewife or a mother?

This is so cuuuuute

I don't know about marriage but I've talked to lots of trans girls who want to get married and wish they could be mothers

oh nooo my man is sexually activated by me and wants to sensually envelop my body noooo it's over

Surely trannids aren't like this

are trannies more likely to suffer from migraines or something lol?

I almost got this too, tho my migraines have eased up the past couple of years to where I’m generally comfortable on most days. plus I’m more aware of my triggers now

marriage is 100% something i want, housewife sure but my parents would be disappointed, mother probably not because i would be a very bad parent

false but ty anyways

Nope, you're beautiful, cute, would want to wake up those big brown doe eyes every day and run my big beefy hands up and down your tattoos forever

Is it? That makes me hopeful. Maybe I should reveal my perverted nature to her

I'm not pichu

Here you go

I don't like how she made all of her fans relate to her new song so much only to reveal it's about a pedophile who got caught and is self-harming to relive the vigilante punishment he endured, like why would she go and do all that

yes to all three. Ever since I was little, I've wanted nothing more out of life than being a mom, and nurturing a family, and a happy beautiful home for them to feel safe in.

I’m not sure, I wonder if it correlates to our supposed high average iqs…maybe our brains are expanded like mojo jojo

i think about it an cry because im an ugly tranny freak and i'll never have anyone who loves me enough to marry me, and also i have no womb so ill never have children either T-T

I would feel less self conscious about getting something done to me that I really like personally

you're slipping, anon.

You're one of the cutest trannies though. Stop being dumb. You have a great voice and a nice ass. Shut the fuck up

That clearly wasn't me.

i'm definitely not. i anglefag pretty heavy. also im genuinely not fun to be around, and you can't build a happy loving relationship just on having a good butt

I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about her butt

oh no you're not anon, don't worry. you're anon. i could tell from the caps that wasn't you
(what if, hear me out, what ifffff you tripped :^] )

also yay i have full apartment power again

I don't think about butts at all.

oh man. ur so kind.
hazel tho. and they're not doe eyes! i have predator malegaze.

I spend a lot of time thinking about butts

Yes you are.

you should try it

I spend a lot of time thinking about shrimp cats

You can shrimp a cat but can you cat a shrimp?

You've had rolling brownouts for like 2 days? That's annoying.
I live out in the sticks and sometimes lose power for days at a time but I have a generator.

Sorry but I would never trip.

you can't build a happy loving relationship just on having a good butt

This

Damn go on I need stuff to fantasize about for the next few decades while I slowly die alone

You're really cute actually

A hazel-eyed angel with a supermodel glare, and sexy tats all over? Goddamn, I want to paw at you and make you melt!

I WAS GONNA SAD POST BUT I DID MY INJECTION AND I AM NOT SAD ANYMORE CAN I GET A GOOD JOB ALSO PLS TELL ME I AM WIFE MATERIAL AND ALSO MY BODY ISNT UGLY

Why would we do that, jade slade?

Remember how much better the gen instantly got when jade and june got banned at the same time?

Good girl. I'm proud of you for being so good about keeping your schedule

nope false
exactly its not all about the body
im only picking the pics from a good angle where i pass and look cute. i usually look like a 3/10 moid with long hair

Well okay. I love her body, especially her legs and butt. She's insecure about being taller than the cis woman average but it makes her legs look great. Inbetween her freakouts she's the sweetest but she scares me a bit when her craziness acts up. Anyway she's the best, she's sort of otherworldly. Weird and hot af.

paw

r u a fury? thats ok, but im only into latex and leather stuff. im a traditional degen
congrats on injection idk wut u look like but ur prolly beautiful anyways

Pichu I have a couple days off for the holiday can you suggest another game?

sengoku rance is good

Ok this isn’t sexy ur just in love buzz off

Well I also think her ass is my property and I want to eat it but that's a secret

kys

how do i fight the urge to post pictures of
myself

I will not. Life's a wonderful gift

gonna do it anyways
litter.catbox.moe/msesav.png

I just don’t wanna be archived and made fun of, that’s my motivation

-1

bridge piercings are soo cooooool

r u a fury?

It's another way of saying that I want to manhandle you. Roughly toss you about, make you feel weak and have my way with you. I want to make you feel special and powerless at the same time! I also want to get you outta your own head and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world

cutie :)

Get one

they rly do be lol
r u a sexy dude?

What do you think it would be like if we were all put in a room together in real life

what is this supposed to mean?

You're very cute and you have a sexy voice

No

probably stinky. i have a feeling that some of u dont shower....
sexy voice? i dont think anyonje has ever said that before. in what way?

Some of you might actually talk to me

rick

oh
:/
im sorry

I have a fetish for American women and your voice just really does it for me

hi anon

I'm bloatmaxxing currently so I will get all the attention

Hey how’s your night going?

Voice is maybe the most important thing to pass. Voice train now.

hey me too

trans gf who falls asleep in your arms with her head on your chest with her mouth open and starts drooling a little and it feels gross but you deal with it so she can sleep

I'll second that
It's also very attractive when a tranner has a cute voice. I love my tranner's voice.

you might be the only person in the world like that... fascinating
truke. ik so many trannies who are genuine 10/10s but dont voice train so ppl clock them

It would be shootout

its so hard tho :(

voca.ro/1dBvYmgKIHsz

voca.ro/11gShlcxil1s

Almost

I think it would be very mean.

God I love this voice

sexy dude?

Not in the slightest. I'm a fat Neckbeard

Thanks for stealing my thunder, bud

Thank you for responding. I don't think it's for me though.

realize that you’re a hon no matter what and you need to get off your lazy useless ass and so something with your life

I love you voice

i like beards :D

fat

i wud cook u chicken and veggies and make u go for walks n bicycle rides until ur a sexy neckbeard

voca.ro/1kYBOM412wua

Am I technically bissexual if I can tolerate clocky trans girls despite not feeling attraction to cis males?

Who cares?

You're full on gay and soon will be blowing old men in public restrooms

Not exactly. You're just high T.

Taking a tranner out to a conveyor built sushi place and confusing her by eating a plate of edamame beans pod and all for 20 minutes before getting another plate of sushi.

There's arguably nothing straighter than enjoying twinkhon bussy. Every great civilization has had ethereal beautiful twinkhons. From the Scythian Enaree to the Roman palace eunuchs, all great men enjoyed this commodity. Not liking twinkhon butthole is one of the gayest things you could possibly do.

i have a lot of love to give

I'm gonna marry a Zooey Zephyr type bitch

To whom

nobody

Oh I thought I could take it

cute i think ?

Not really a twinkhon, more of a regular hon. Still lowkey based.

maybe

For me, it's Shizuka.

What does it depend on

I don't think any of you could actually be mean to eachother's faces, it would be like when little dogs are held back from eachother on leashes and they're snarling and lunging at eachother but then you let go of the leash and they just look down all awkwardly

darn my voicehon life

Twinkhon appreciation posts make me happy cause I like to imagine I’m a twinkhon and can be loved despite my clockiness

Post voice. Say something sexy

You can be

Probably the most loveable subspecies of trannid

Come on love doesn't exist

idk theyre iffy on me, it would just emphasize the size of my nose i think lol

Bridal carrying a hon in a wedding dress to our honeymoon in addition to the most brutal boyremoval in history

I didn't think they would say mean things, I think they would think mean thoughts without saying them. Which is even more mean.

That won't stop me

I still have your goth vocaroo saved devilish smile emoji

You could get something new still.

I wonder how Autumn’s cuck bf feels about everyone here having nudes of her saved

Thinking about Angel

big lizzer

Probably pretty great when he gets to hold her at night and blow her back out

Kangarooo

Damn, by that logic we should all be dating pornstars then.

I didn't know your mom was single.

Fuck I shouldn't have responded lol. Don't slutshame for trannies blessing us when they're single or they'll quit doing it, though I figure it's jealousy. That's all I gotta say

Pornstars aren't people

shhh, you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud

I hardly think posting 1 picture of my boobs on Anon Babble makes me a pornstar

I didn't know I was participating in beastiality

Autumn's boihymen is busted....used goods...no man will kidnap her during a raid

he doesn’t, autumn is still pretending to be asexual lmao, her bf is that much of a cuck

I am asexual

Do you think if i was prettier people would want me?

Why do you keep insisting on this weird headcanon? She has never claimed to be asexual and she has described in explicit detail how she sucked her bf's dick

Yeah

Maybe

People do want you

He keeps going on about it because he had a crush on you and feels cucked
Tons of girls in relationships who post pics but you're his focus it's cute

anon why did you marry your pawg trans wife

Negging anon has a crush on autumn? He seems like an interesting person

I love her with all my heart.

We all do apparently

Meant to link this post not sure if it works though

and you got your HEAD all the way UP IT

there goes the thread... good job retard

I too am a grower

Rough.

Yeah that did not work

Clicker-training my trannerd gf but instead of a clicker it's a sick pinch harmonic

chaser shrimpies can't compete with transbian hogs

LMAO based

ummmmm cringe

Not him but I go from ~2" to 7" it's kinda neat
Exactly

lol wait let me whisper affirmations in your bum hole and pledges of marriage fancy
We all know that. Transbians are packing the real heat
Ur based emo my friend from mtfg

specifically the pinch harmonics used here wud make me a slave
youtu.be/KBc5BSUhEUs?t=194

another deathcore enjoyer

Based
Technically I think that's natural harmonics with whammy bar though

the one at the second to last breakdown riff cycle sounds like a pinch harmonic then the v last one is the natty version around the 5th fret...the ones in the build up to the breakdown are those dimebag whammy style harmonics yes

sucking dick is not fucking you virgin

called it

im not asexual anymore

why didn't you ever discuss guitar techniques with me in mtfg? you knew how to play this whole time

waow chasergen really is just mtfg2 now

my boymoding pic reawakened your hnng

it's boring lately

nope youre wrong!!

emo is good fren. I hope she sticks around cg she's a lot of fun

Come here I'll prove you wrong

post something entertaining like your balls

fibber can't fool me

you’re gonna suck my dick like the gay cuck you are?

thats what I thought but the first time my bf whipped out his huge schlong and then was like “baby please suck my wenis” and it was so big but i was like “well okay i guess” and that was a mistake because it went all the way through my body and out my butt becauE it was so long and thsts how i lost my virginity :(

:o
woah waow even

thank you for.. hearing my harrowing tale….. its a. scary world out there., be careful dot dot dot…

Oral sex is indeed sex.

Yes.

What's it like pooping a penis?

Kissing is sex

Eye contact longer than 5 seconds is sex, especially if the participants willingly smile at each other during the duration and continue holding eye contact after said smiling begins

there is no such thing as sex. its all made up

That's true

i quit lol
even gave my amp and an ibanez rg away 2 this chick i work with who is just starting out learning.
i wanna get a drum kit and a bass someday tho.

Briefly making eye contact with your tranner and she starts blushing and looks down shyly and giggles while tucking her hair behind her ear is sex

Categorizations are so weird if you think about it
Like what you decide to mentally label something as literally doesn't matter at all, a thing always just exists as it is

Quitting your instrument is crazy how could you do that

Fish.

You're right. Hollywood made it up and now everyone pretends they've had sex after they hang out now.

Tree, even

this is what ive been saying! i have yet to see definitive proof that sex actually exists, and i wont believe its real until i see it

My favorite number is TREE(3) to the power of TREE(3)

Yea it's called a daith piercing!
Remind me and I'll send it to you!
I can't remember exactly, I'd just killed the first deer

Does anything exist until it's perceived?

Rav's butt lol

Welcome back lol

its kinda weird like...i never picked guitar. there was a dum lil guitar class at my middle school with these lil dinky plastic guitars and my dad signed me up for the class and a fucking couldnt stop crying, i had ZERO desire to learn an instrument and also am petrified of performing and stage fright, but i kinda had a knack for it and the noise making turned out to be a p addictive stimmy for my retard brain but after trooning a felt like i could finally just put it down. like the guitar was this "cool guy" thing that was bolted on to me to support this lie of me being a man.
shedding skin.
liberating.

I'm a different anon lol

voca.ro/1mTZh3xXyJml
also i really sucked lol heres a vocaroo i still have of me jorkin my shit i got lotion on my shit

Going to the grocery store
Buying zucchini because of the anon who cooked zucchini

Oop. Well it was a good response to lol

Remind me and I'll send it to you

I was teasing. The red sign is how you invade a specific person's world. The white/gold sign is how you do co-op. To do co-op you don't need anything more than to set a password for multiplayer from what I remember.

so the guy at work ended up touching me again yesterday and i told my manager, he basically acted like it wasn't a big deal and told me he knew he didn't want me to get the guy in trouble so he wasn't gonna move the complaint up. it's cool how when i get groped at work it's not really taken seriously at all. extra cool that i came home and called my dad about it and he said that if i didn't ask the guy to stop touching me in the moment then it's basically my fault, and that because i'm a "big" person (i'm just tall, not that strong) i should be able to deal with these things on my own. i wish i had a boyfriend who could kill everyone who has ever bothered me.

Should a new thread be baked?

i can't believe you guys had a fish thread while i was banned
i could have assigned you fish

So why didn't you tell that dude DON'T TOUCH ME

Who is the best chaser here?

Not fish.

I like the part where it goes ABLABLABLABLABLABLA

you’ll never have sex or do anything significant with your life, you’ll never leave your room

Me, never lost a single chase
(I have never chased)

because i'm frightened of him

Hi lagoloaf

What's his address

Start documenting things and consider lawyering up.

what does that mean

Lagoloaf literally anon posts here attacking women trying to recruit them to lesgen. An abusive lesbian wow what's new.

why
i guess. i don't have the money for a lawyer and i honestly don't want the fight i just want to be left alone. i don't understand why this guy can't just fucking stop touching me. i don't hate him i'm just scared he wants something from me.

How can I save all women

I only want to save her

You should hate him if he keeps touching you

why

I am a women respector

it would be really cool if you could beat the shit out of him but honestly i'm not capable of getting angry, i just get scared or sad instead. i think something in my brain is wired wrong, i have the brain of a perennial victim.

You have to ask him to stop. You are obligated to make it known that you are uncomfortable.

Some lawyers only take money once the case is over and will do a free consultation with you. If he's touching like that now he might get more comfortable and start doing worse shit. It's in your best interest to lawyer up imo. You shouldn't be working there if they aren't taking that seriously.

thats true
did you know that youre always right about me?

I just do.
Now go back to coping with your fake transbian friends, sharing memes with each other in order to make the crippling truth hurt a little less. For a while, at least. Maybe post your nudes for thirsty anons to have ogle at, so you can feel better about your hon body, too.

what do you think i should do?

this phrasing makes me think it's less about you caring about my safety and more about you thinking i'm trying to trick him or get him in trouble or something
i need the money from this job unfortunately. i'm looking for something better right now but i need to maintain my savings.

I assure you I am not trying to trick you. You have to be completely unambiguously clear or everyone will dismiss it.

First reply itt are you ok . I know I'm not

i think it's funny how all the chaser trip/namefags call themselves stuff like TheDude or Broseph or Bigguymandude or so on

i'm just terrified he'll get angry at me and hurt me

Yeah I understand and you're definitely in a hard spot. I'm not saying to get loud and make a scene.
I honestly don't have a good answer for you I just know that if you shrivel up and do nothing he'll keep doing it.

stop coming here, delete your discord, go outside and start trying to live your life
stop waiting for other people to live your life for you and stop comparing yourself to others, just do something
or you can just continue to rot until you inevitably kill yourself

Almost as if they're trying very hard to prove that they're MEN dammit, not repressing womens!!!

Express it mildly at least, like a soft please no/stop, maybe he thinks you're secretly into it because you haven't outright said no

this seems like a pretty good idea actually, ill consider it

i like that this thred has dudes :)

i've pulled away from him but idk. he used to bring me food but i declined enough times in a row that he's stopped doing it. btw i talked to the guy above my manager about it and wrote a statement, but i felt like that wasn't even worth mentioning because he also tried to downplay it and told me it meant nothing would probably happen, it was just for the paper trail. is that gonna do something? i got really scared and almost backed out because i'm afraid they'll fire me. i'm debating going to work tmrw (my day off) and telling them to shred it.

it's nice having people say nice things about you

We are all actually one person. one dudebroguymandude . Also we are all Rick
The people who obsess the most about that are the ones themselves who eventually troon out . I'm here for you if you need to talk

I think just keep doing what you're doing. You must have made it clear if it escalated to a report like that.

When someone touched me at work inappropriately I immediately sliced their arm open. They tried to complain but were told "You deserved it."

i self tattooed a giant sobe lizard on my thigh down to the lower shin and had two frens fill it in black, its now coved with black hexagons but those were some lit times. alcoholism.

that's cool anon. i never even knew about the drink until people started talking to me about it after i started tripping

do u use it as just south beach?
does sobe have other meanings?

u sure? i'm just terrified. i was sexually assaulted a few years ago and it's my biggest fear that it would happen again. but i'd rather it at least be without the possibility of harm than have it be violent. you know?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobe_(sister_of_Saint_Anne)
it's just aname i like. pronounced sew bay but sew bee probably also reasonable given sound changes

I have zero rizz, holy fuck

I'm not sure no, I've never been in that kind of position. I wish I could offer you comfort and safety.

This hurts my heart to read. It doesn't sound like either of your bosses are going to pursue it further and so I would just leave things as they are right with a paper trail and maybe one of them will tell him to knock it off at least. And then really get down to finding that new job to keep yourself safe as unfair as it is

pocket sand on next poster

i do too. i haven't felt safe in a really long time anon.

i'm going to literally kill myself if i can't get ffs in the next few years

Sands of time.

Don't kill yourself, you are so cute ha ha...

huh nvr heard of it.
the drank is pronouce "soh bee"

this new York cop on this show said who wants some cahwfee

bakers are on strike until y'all stop calling us mandudebroguys reppers! the apron is coming off!

i'm sorry i didn't mean to make you feel bad

i just show my dong and hope for the best

I just wish i had importance in some way that i can be proud of.

You deserve to feel safe <3

it's not a common name, i only ever found it trawling through biblical genealogies. also just a pseudonym ofc cuz i don't want a notable name

watching the new zelda romhack or just funny coincidence?

sobe = so bae

What do we know about these 3 boys

i'm so fucking jealous of this person for having the exact same chin as me & a similar jaw & having the facial cohesion to make it look cute & not male

You're such a Zelda chick

Watching it, knew you would be too.

i'm sorry

Sorry I just meant I wish you didn't have to hurt like this and there was something I could do

I should had banged the milf hon that mentioned sex in the first few messages of conversation

I am such a stupid fuck

same exact jaw & chin silhouette but my eyes are too close together & i have negative canthal tilt & my midface is too big. i can at least fix my nose & brow & maybe forehead but i'm just completely fucked still because of my stupid fucking eyes & midface. completely unsalvageable. i'm going to shower now

Why would you be sorry?

short names r cool
lol

this post looks like some incel making this exact comment about an obviously beautiful woman

Why does no one want me like they seem to want other girls. I dont get what is so awful about me that i dont count as a real transgirl why am i not good enough

It's the porn

have you tried dressing like a slut?

she is beautiful. i'm not talking about her because i don;t look like her

Are you sure about that?

i'm sorry, i don't know what to say. i regret telling you anon i don't want to introduce negativity into your life.
i don't know i feel really sad and weird and i don't deserve that and i'm sorry

Okay which one are you, how often do you doom here

it's jade

I fear I might not be boyfriend material and will pretty much live my 20' single

No scabs!
I am so-corny

Obviously no need for you to apologize sweetie I just feel for you that's all