/mtfg/ male to qt female general

everything of you is bad why single out voice?

you always seem to be in a car visiting or just having visited your father it's liminal do you even exist

im ready to be cute now. this ugly shit isn't funny anymore

Lmfao

i did as u asked anon...its back there.

lol this si fuckng unhinged great stuff

except my bed the sadness spills from me in wrists

youtu.be/T5XfPiRril8
is this the song but u heard a whale fuck remix?
also stop posting lil boys u nonce etc.

i hug u

also for headlight issue driving at night get some blue light blocker glasses from like walmart or someshit, they take the stink outta those 98798698698698satan lumen lamps ppl drive with now but dont make it impossible to see in the dark.

i would NOT hold a purse

i'm scared i have cancer or something my throat is so fucked for 3 weeks now and these antibiotics on day 7 of 10 and they haven't helped fuckfuckfuck

sry

because as bad as everything else is my voice is the worst bit
and also voice is always going to be the most damning thing unless you have a face like tom brady
my face is ugly and unfemmine but somehow I've managed to malefail to normies who don't know me
the only thing that genuinely gets me gendered male every single time is what comes out my throat
if my voice was good it would confuse the normies
they'd be stunned and more likely to overlook the other bits
but that doesn't work the other way around
if i got ffs my face would still look masc just from the sounds
I've gone mute before and it's just not a viable solution
genuinely what i need most is hrt and vfs

take them all 10 days dummy

face like tom brady

face and/or body*

grooby male pornstars look so gross. im glad mef didnt go through with it

thank u
u seem more nice lately I think that's cool and you're cool

you seem to know abt as much slang as I do desu I dont know all the lastest slang and stuff, hope you have a nice night too :3

i was looking at tripods at store for OF career
ur welcome
see guys i told u i am nice now idk if it was the molly but i don’t fantasize about hurting children anymore

paige eating car footwell food

ya ofc but i never not had antibiotics not work within first few days. my throat just feels like it's constrained, stretched, and my tonsils are inflammed and the swab they did tested negative for strep so idk don't think i have infection from bacteria and it's not getting better. i vape so that's why i think cancer or something

ty ig mef and snew left me behind in tim hortons, i weren't hot enough for them

go see your doctor then stinky.

i thought thats what happened lmao
i misread the prompt im sry idk wtf im doing i been feelin glike a big swollen jelly brain lately i got the BIG dum rn

always put a seatbelt on your food

im sry 4 ur loss

voca.ro/1o6XXpklDkU3
how do i even fix this
i spend so much time talking to myself to no avail

I'll meet them again one day

no idc if I'm in it, it's funny either way especially if mef and snew leave together and ditch me in Horton's. i love you emo, don't feel bad. I've been mean to you in the past and im sorry for that.

voca.ro/1e2pz8DwX2Ow
its ok 2 b mean 2 me cuz im subhuman and just...im just bad. like im rly no gud at all but i dont mind and i love every1 just the same. and u def get 2 hang out with all ur pets in heaven jesus told me.

no you're not emo you're nice and deserve big stronk but nice and loving viking bf

i deletd all my dating apps. i got tired of being ghosted. im gonna just hang out in chasergen n marry the first dude i meet irl from there prolly.
did u get husband dreem yet? or gf or whatever ur into?

whatcha drinking?

can easily see emo being the type to get pumped n dumped on

yes I have lovely puppywife from mtfg by being nice and supporting her in her times of need and she perfect, I hope you find someone nice and perfect for you too, it can happen

Wait people actually primarily breathe through their noses? Like all the time? That's not just an insult? Mine doesn't pull enough air. I feel like I've been living wrong my entire life.

Virgin here, but I think I'm attracted to being peed on by non cis men. Trans women and AFABs I feel like I'd really enjoy it if I'm emotionally and/or romantically into them but I feel like it would be gross and like being used as a toilet as opposed to like feeling like a flower getting water if it was a man peeing on me.

stone cold sober. just so fuckin sleepy.
aw congrats.
all one can do is try n savor the pumps and survive the dumps

I feel like I've been living wrong my entire life.

yeah it's odd
struggle to breathe thru my nose too
but mouthbreathing unfortunately isn't just a meanignless insult thrown around
it's also kinda genuinely unhealthy as i understand

for me its herbal schnapps

Lol ur funny and lovable and rly gud actually. Sorry if I'm being cringe I'll stop.

eepy is its own kind of high u_u

qott

ive got this little freak and it does funny little dances

get it fixed or you'll die in your 50s

what are the herbs?

baby

big penis in my mouth give it to me NOW i will SUCK on it and make it feel really GOOD

ur drinkin?
lol ur all gud

FERNNANNDOOOO
LAGUNNNNNNNNNNA

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU
MONO WANTS ME TO SUCK HIM OFF BUT IM BUSY THINKING ABOUT YOU

MY 35 YEAR OLD DICK N BALLS ARE IN MY PANTIES RESTING RIGHT NOW
WHILE I SEETHE
THINKING ABOUT YOU FUCK

boys boys boys i'm just a boy

voca.ro/1d7Nb2e3SBXP

dunno
always this time of year, the quick sundown and bad memories make it hard not 2

instant regret
oh well

mono lost

emo and naz sound so fucking ugly wtf

lol im so down lfg 2 vegas next year everybody!
ikwym but carol if ever there was a chick who should put the drink down you are that chick. i ask the blessed virgin mother of god to intercede for us and the lord to purge this poison from you. ur so brilliant and the piss gets right on top of u and is robbing ur of your best years but ill shutup i dont wanna ruin ur high pls b careful and dont hurt urself.

the spice must flow

I think they sound hot, emo in a slightly threatening way and naz in a safe and comfy unthreatening way

wut did u expect?
im a whole ass disgusting fucking man and nothing will ever change that

you look really femmy actually, more than I remember

Laguna actually won ;)

Navy won

Don't worry, as soon as I'm out of this city I'll drink less x.x

maybe it's the fact that my eyelashes r more visible in that
side profile was mostly to show how fucked my long nose n brow ridge are

you have shit taste desu they are nice frens and I like their voices they sound coool

my nose is longer desu

get off the internet and go take care of your kid naz you degenerate faggot

this is all i see when i look at the pic desu

u look fancy n rich but if u shampooed ur hair once in a lifetime damn cuh tha greezy is real lol sry
i hope errything works out 4 u

dude kill yourself

but if u shampooed ur hair once in a lifetime

funny
but i might actually run out of shampoo soon and then we'll see an actual grease fire catch on my fucking head
the split ends are real bad too
it's just completely unkempt, low camera quality does me alot of favors on that regard
used to get bullied alot for it
i mean i still do by a grown ass adult now is that even possible?

youtu.be/yuZuvvuspj4?si=066mGVNyYAkFFKbx
There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me

safe

unthreatening

i hope this is true
always worried about coming off as like the exact opposite of that

unironically yes
normally I wouldnt humiliate myself publically like this but I like you and want you to feel atleast a bit better so here
the lois griffin

are you seriously going to isreal? rn?

so many trannies here are jews jeez

the chosen passoids
<3

no you seem safe

its a reference to how "next year in jerusalem" is said at the seder
I'm gonna be in a better place next year, if it kills me.

my knowledge only goes so far, welsh queen

my browridge/orbitals do what ur noses do.
if i cud have the choice between a longer nose or a literal cavechimp skull i'd take the nose.c

desu first time I was kinda welcomed into mtfg was when i posted side profile while drunk and said jew nose lol
vibes are different these days but idk how to describe it, like less fun or something

shuddup girl nose, jews are scheming

look at my neanderjew fivehead. its over without skull dremel procedures that im not even sure have been invented yet. u both just look fancy n roman or someshit and have nice head shapes. i am gorillahon.

fampai Id nut you into next week weak ass brow bone my skull is harder than concrete bruv kiss me nohomo
I literally have stubble lmao

not kidding
I'm sorry, gonna assume people were probably about as nice to you about it as they were to me... which was not very

btw 'nut' is british slang for headbutt

woman u r drunk lol

you look kinda like michelle forbes

lmao vanessa nutting emo into next week

ppl said I sound like squidward as a kid, no one really commented on my nose specifically tho
yes
nohomo btw I aint gay lol

I don't have a pet and I don't want a pet.

unironically people used to call me "jew" like in place of my name
about as embarrassing as it was lazy of them
...very

God knew I'd be too strong if I could control my hyperfixations
If I'd been hyperfixated on programming when I was 10, my life would've been set, I could've been the next John Carmack

I used to headbut concrete walls my forehead is a lethal weapon

um
im sorry i just realized i set everyone off into spiraling with me

you're good and we like you

I forgib u anon

bongs language is funny. ygmi still
wut surgeon
it hurted like a mofo but im still standin lets av it etc

idk how ive maanged to avoid it, like brits will be racist as shit but ive only ever been compared to a scot or irish, idk maybe its a local thing jews dont really exist in the public conciousness over here

senpai ill kiss you to make it awkward im not strong ill do anything to win ill lick ur nuts famm ill make it gay bropai
also pls dont get a nosebleed its bad for your blood

nosebleeds r just a fanum tax 4 the jewgod

stop flirting with emoooooooooooooooooo

imma stop posting these cringe pics so i wont hafta delet them in shame

babe this isnt flirting this is how all my old mates used to joke with me its not gay senpai its like just a joke bro lmao this isnt flirting haha I totally didnt find it hot when i was a teenager or antyhing lmao haha

ok thats why I alsways got nosebleeds during the summer, gotta pay that heating bill one way or another

thanks
i just dont wanna accidentally cause everyone more pain than they already suffer

running the heat in the summer

u rly r bri'ish

sometimes when i get really disassociated i start to believe in god.

today i had a thought i liked that i might try to keep.

maybe god made me the way that i am because if i had a baby, and they had a disorder, i would have been a horrible mother to them. thinking about it, i can see that happening.

ill always luv you carol
i miss ur singing

got the xiu xiu on

why want the singing of an old 'un like me?

ye senpai im loik well bri'ish bruv yunno me senpai hangin at the tesco pickin up girlies in me thir'ies doin it dir'y yudunno

because i like your voicw

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiq

im not maiq ive had a crush on carol for years

are the big choonz more expensive than the regular sized choonz?

i rly gotta sleep tho. gn crazies

idk what a choon(z) is but yes probably
gn emo dream of big hunky viking bf chopping wood in the wintertyme

plz dont

maybw its spelled choons idk...perhaps theyre govt subsidised to keep the price at chwenty quid or something idk

nite fren
sleep well

desu I still dunno wut it means, wut is a choomb :3I hope they like pasta al funghi or fajitas, I make good fajitas

that sounds like something maiq would say

unfortunately ive known her for a while and got infatuated

youtube.com/watch?v=Y71KOOM1mlM
i dont think i was built to survive in this world

vanessa stfu

what's up your bum?

vanessa mogs?

yea i know who you are.
im just saying maiq used that line on someone else

I think the tard who skinwalks me in here is nomi.

the board is dead, every gen is empty
i guess i will have to finally kms now :/

rlly?

or maiq. I've noticed my vocabulary slipping into his posts. Neva trust a lawyer boys, they're not human.

lala no

Oh well, ok

not maiq. i wish i was
lifes cool but i never feel good

what's her name again?

I don't want to go to bed I don't want to go to bed I am raging at time's passing

i hate my life i wish it was different its too late. i hate it

don t worry fren i can t die it seems
you should have a better sleep schedule though

This would be truly psychopathic to say if you're maiq

they are going to make me soon but I think I have that thing blind people sometimes get where the day+night naturally lasts something different to 24 hours, mine is closer to 30 hours
I will go to bed and sleep furiously, and I hope you sleep ok when you do

unfortunate sorry anon

I had a lunchsble for the first time since I was a teenager. I kinda liked it. Had them on clearance at work so I said "Fuck it. Why not?"

charcuterie for the masses

Maiq 100% still posts here as a creepy shit talking anon

yeh

Had to look up that word. Learned a new word today. Thanks anon.

are there any other furries
which one did you get
the ketchup pizza or the cheesy cracker

Ham and cheese cracker. I never liked the pizza one.

That's so pring. My housewife. Don't look up any meanings to words, it's malebrained.

are there any other furries

i don't think i can be considered a furry
but ive always liked the fandom
fursuits especially i think are super cool
id love to wear one or like visit a furry con just to see all the cool artwork and costumes
i mean maybe im like a little bit of a scalie i just dont watch that much anthro media so id feel bad stealing valor

did anyone else think they were the antichrist while growing up or is this my special catholic delusion

lizzards are honestly super cool
i used to have a pet basilisk
he was really chill n my gaming buddy for many a year

Watching pic related. For a film in Black and White, it's really gorgeous.

I had no self esteem growing up. The antichrist is too important a person for me to be him. I did think I was demon possessed at 14 because my parents believed being gay was a sign of demonic possession.

did u see minus one/minus colour?

i was kind of schizo myself. think ego dissolution is the cure, u kno? like evangelion.

Pretty birb

Dissatisfied trans porn viewer here, trannies are hot because they are failmales whose naturally fat thighs and pert sensitive nipples and fat flabby ass and wide hips and weak useless cock made it only natural that xhe should turn into a cumslut who can only get off by sucking and grinding on every dirty hobo dick xhe can find.

There is a severe dearth of trans porn featuring this general gestalt, please one of you break into the industry and make it happen!

I haven't yet. I would love to tho.

Oh wait I'm sorry. I have seen Minus One, but not Minus Color.

i ruined my only chance at love. the next poster who posts should kill me

CHIIIIIIRP

I have seen Minus One, but not Minus Color

same
was asking about the black and white one specifically dw
but yeah i think im gonna watch it again for the monochrome grading
my lil bro got me into old toho tokusatsu like the og gamera n ultra q so it's super cool to me they did that

i also just really liked minus one
my heart goes out to earnest anti war fiction
i cried, i genuinely cried really hard