qott: what's your favourite animal?
for chasers: what animal is your ideal tranny most like?
/Chasergen/ - fawn edition
Dog
Dog
qott
the humble & kind central mudminnow ofcourse
Clown thread
that’s like 350lbs no way
;~;
I want to make clown happy
*honk*
Sisyphean endeavor
350 is not heavy. I'm going back to 3x you
but doctor
116 lb
i need this too btw, js
The notorious biphobic?
qott: i love penguins and turtles
I'm essentially a clown with how much of a joke my life is
sissyphean endeavor
I don't have an ideal tranny
Imagine planning a whole day with clown, and and it's so nice that she forgets about her bdd, and you see her genuinely laugh and smile and come out of her shell, and as you guys snuggle up in bed at night, she says "thanks for doing this for me," and she gives you a a kiss, and you ask her "did you have a nice time," and she says "no ;~;"
black widow spider
i want her to consume me when she's done with me
“i need a bf that can lift me“
sorry thats META.
My heart would genuinely break
I can lift you, but I won't. Not interested in impressing trannies with my strength, unless it's choking them with it.
you'll never get past step 1 of that dream with her
how to make clown happy: send a deer image
I used to have a staghound x bull arab. She was a fantastic hunting dog and a beautiful dog with a sweet personality.
y would u say something like this qwq
Man this season turned to shit in act 3
Thinking about pumpkin pie
What makes you say that Anon?
lmao
A fellow Australian
Love you clown
I'm sry ik I formatted it wrong ;~;
what dude that’s crazy. i’ve never been with someone who could lift me that would be really interesting
why not both
go play with your weights Bob maybe muscle mass will distract people from your flamer lisp
Hows it going
no u don't, no one can or should
Hot and gay
don't wanna vent to much but life just sucks being a neet khhv who can't do anything on her own and is very depended on other ppl who will never care about me... its just a shitshow with me as the centerpiece
Love me then please do i will take any ounce of attention i can get at this point :c
Don't call me dude. I stand. By 350 is not heavy for leg exercises. 315 is literally a warm up for squat and dl.
See then We love you anyway though
chasers, will you be there?
youtube.com
I've always liked jaguars
I would like a cat girl maybe, or a bat in a vampire canon kind of way
what's your favourite animal?
rats
khhv people who talk about it openly or frequently are so pathetic
get better on your own, don't be a freak
what's your favourite animal?
You
wdym I don't understand?
i’m sorry i was just impressed
im not into sissy hypno unlike some of u freaks
What's sissy hypno?
I love you so much clown. I wish I was the guy you told that you loved every day.
bambi tapes are where it’s at yes
I love this heat and humidity I've been out sweating and hiking all day. Fuck paying for the sauna in this weather. Hope you get some nice cool AC on you.
Hey babe
Can't stop thinking about black trans girls visiting the ebony section of the trans tab on chaterbate was mistake
I don't know what this is
need red flag borderline abusive bf
does Germany not have like social services or case workers that could help you get a job or something? or at least a psych to help with depression/executive dysfunction
You can't appreciate any show of affection or compliment. You're cute and endearing in spite of your flaws, but you can't see it. It's frustrating and a little sad that we can't make you see it sometimes. But I like you anyway
They're just dudes lol
I will get better anon its the only way forward is to work on myself either with someone or not so don't worry i will get better! and idk if you where that anon but i just answered your question and i just answered it
I like healthy emotional intimacy and vanilla sex, and all the tranners on here are like tfw no bf to hold a knife to my throat and fuck my mouth until I cry
no you don't, and reading posts like this just deepens my sadness and loneliness, it feels like I'm just being made fun of ;~;
I can lift you easily
I just love smooth fat ebony trans ass
tfw no nuclear railgun gf to splatter the memory of me across the entire ocean floor
summerfag
I am sorry but we can never be friends
bf to hold a knife to my throat and fuck my mouth until I cry
uuuuuuuuoohhh
get fucked idiot, more trannies for me to knife play with and throatfuck til they're sore
It's banter. I'll delete it if you want me to. I also wrote
i wasn't that anon you were talking to before. i just fucking hate khhv freaks. nobody cares that you're lonely. feeling lonely is a personal failure on your part. fix your shortcomings or don't, idgaf, but stop pretending it's worth talking about to others
I mean kinda yea but id have to register with a doctor go to appointments and some other bureaucracy bullshit that's basically impossible for someone with executive dysfunction and AuDHD
The problem is most of them were molested so they're retarded.
don't talk to her at all if you're gonna be a salty bitch
I saw a dark-skinned femboy in white lingerie the other day and I keep thinking about that
bambi!
I can't I'm sorry, but u don't understand or know how bad it really is
Clown nobody makes fun of you. We all think you're hot and want to fuck you
can you get prescribed something by a GP in Germany? At least until you start feeling better enough to do a little bit more through the system?
anyone who willingly calls themselves khhv deserves worse than some mild harassment
Best board to find ebony trans Lewds?
Asking for a friend haha
uh...
if i knew you irl i would be very into that. sorry i called you dude was i got excited and was just trying not to swear
I don't make fun of her I just recognize she's a bad person
You're one of the broken ones
it's not about that, it's about you malding over it. you're not obligated to enter the captcha info and press send over something that annoys you so much
I’d love to honestly but I wouldn’t be able to do everything for you. You’d have to help me to help you. I like being depended on but having to do everything for me and my SO sounds pretty ass. You seem really cute and with a nice personality Anon. I’m both those Anons you replied too
I mean no but through him i can get a psychiatrist or anything of that sorts but waiting lists are impossibly long and it isn't guaranteed i can get one
I'm sure I don't. I hate knowing that someone's in such a negative head space so often. I hope you're able to take some of the nice things people say to you at face value at least some of the time, and that you can ignore the mean things.
baldguymancuck
how do you know my computer password
it's worth starting the process, even if it takes a long time because your progress requires you to get better babe. Please at least put the phone number on a post it to try calling tomorrow, yeah?
i'm not going to do drugs
eyy dollface how bout ya put *your* phone number in the a post here
whatdya say toots
is it ;~;
the ppl itt rn are nice, but most don't like me, a few rly hate me :/
I am but why do u think so?
I know I'm sorry
I'm in a negative real space, and I know all the nice comments are just pity or because I've lied, I can't accept them
Missed me again
You keep working on not swearing and I'll keep working on picking you up and tossing you around like it's nothing.
I'm well aware another cannot do everything myself that's not what i'm asking or even looking for I'm merely looking for a pillar to lean on someone to console me someone that will take me to the place i need to be at when i can't... I don't want everything be done by someone else i doubt it would even help me to begin with if im being fr but IRL i'm not being taken serious by anyone... and ofc id help you where i could as well im not a stupid bitch tranny... tho sometimes i feel like it... its "i lean on you and you lean on me for there we are together"
luckily i have an appointment at an agency i wanted to miss i could try going there idk last time they were pretty rude to me
Got back from a 6 month trip around east Asia fucking any tranny, femboy or crossdresser I could get my hands on and now I'm just depressed.
I love you.
Rick larp repeated
It was totally just a joke. I won't make jokes like that anymore if you take them personally. And you can take all the other nice comments as insincere, but mine aren't. I don't care what you've done. I want you to know that there's one person in one place trying to make your life more positive, even if it's just a little from someone you'll never meet.
Have any photos of east asia?
i cannot stand the horrible oppressive darkness & we are a month off the solstice yet. i am going to fucking die for real
tranners, do you have daddy issues?
the pastyness
Getting dark at 5 is insane
_< if someone lifted me up during sex i wouldn’t know how to handle it
id do anything after
East, not southeast
A few. I'm not posting them.
no i love my father
NTA but I don't pity you. I just inherently believe to my core that everyone is deserving of love and compassion, even the hateful scumfucks. not that you are one.
oh yeah
it's dark at 3 here
I think you're pretty. But don't post another pretrans pic ever again.
I don't believe you then
cool tats
i can't believe how much i want to try doing clown makeup
like, in real life, with actual makeup. not just with a snapchat filter like clown the trip
no, my relationship with my dad was fine for the most part
It was dark at 4
I'm so sorry
I don't really want to risk some kind of self-dox for the sake of your belief
Where are you at sweetheart?
Yeah I'll find your home in east asia
I'm not a foot guy but you low key could make me one, your legs are so..shapely? and I love the shake and frylok tats <3
it's really rough. 5hrs sunlight
Oh, I get what you mean now. I could be a pillar easily. I was my ex’s rock, pillar and everything in between. It’s been a year of me just leaning hoping I don’t fall over. It feels amazing having someone like that. Btw are you from Europe?
toronto
kinda :c
at an agency? what do you mean by that? if it's like a doctor or something, I hope you set out clothes for that day to make it easier to just get dressed and go
I'm sure anything I post could be used to find my social media
I am from europe yes Germany in particular...
Fuck, I didn't know I was rolling non-optimally.
based athf enjoyer
fuck my gay tranny life
I want to make you my wife.
Its like for my social security have to go there or else i get sanctioned its a long story doesn't matter if i go really as even if i didn't get sanctioned i wouldn't really get more money very complicated + idc much about money...
what did you have for dinner today i had a salad, some crackers and a smoothie.
now i’m sipping some nice tea
Hi meemaw, hope you're all settled in your swanky apartment and have a table and cutlery for dinner
How many calories today?
i had a 11 hour work day and am eating horrible mexican fast food (pacific northwest moment)
idk what ever was in what i just listed that’s all ive eaten lol.
salad had ranch so not that low i think
I pop them in my mouth and spit onto the table
Aww dang, I’m in the United States of burgers. What do you usually do in a day Anon? Kinda curious what you do.
Just admit it's a larp
ah okay. You should go anyway just to at least get out of the house, maybe even treat yourself to something nice after like boba or something.
sleep with man
fucks you for 2 min, cums, its over
sleep with transbian top
1 hour of incredible kinky sex, best evening of your life
chasers, just accept that its over for you - you cannot compete
It isn't. I slummed around east Asia and it was dope.
No, you gotta spit the d4's straight into the air with a spin. Says so right there.
fucks you for 2 min, cums, its over
that’s fellas for ya
but oh well nothing to be done
What even compels someone to make such a low quality bait post?
Idk im a chaser and i can get at least 10 mins of the best average sex out there
lived experience
cope harder
no no no you swish it around wish your tongue and then have the dm take it out using his fingers
I mean nothing special much i just take care of my siblings getting them a childhood and trying my best that they don't become brain rotted children who can't read and just spend their say on their phones n stuff i eat n drink play some games dress nice to feel something chat on discord and lurk here from time to time when it isn't all too toxic... idk i don't do all much
Yea i will prob go maybe i get a kebab afterwards but most likely i will just be so mentally drained i will go back to bed that shit never goes well on my brain and heart i swear to god
ah rough, the further up north of CA I go, the more experimental the Mexican food gets lol so I can't imagine what the PNW Mexican is like. I hope it was at least filling so you can just spend the rest of your night unwinding, maybe even draw a bath with some loud jazzy tunes or something <3
no u don't
it just makes me sad to think about sry ;~;
most don't believe that tho, and idk if I can desu
thanks you are very sweet anon its nice to know that people think of me, maybe i will take a nice bath
trannies can't even get hard, let alone cum
they only date each other because cis women naturally won't, and they aren't really attracted to men, so they naturally prefer T4T even if it isn't satisfying for them
yeah I bet it is draining, I hate the idea of having to justify myself to a bureaucracy like that. Just know that by law that money was set aside for people like you and that even though it's their job to make sure you're not just somebody making things up, you have every right to that money. kebab sounds lovely, I had some years ago when I visited Denmark but I one day hope to try the German kind :)
you are clueless, trans tops just use tgel or boner pills if their dick doesnt work
weak reverse bait
i’ve seen a lot of transbian shit people post here and i’ve never seen a girl who looked like she was fucking properly.
i’m sorry i’m not trying to yuck your yum i’m bisexual myself but if i’m trying to have that kind of sex i’m not looking for a woman.
Sounds like you do a lot. You sound so kind hearted and sweet. You’re the type that I feel would be a great wife. What games you play?
so what if not everyone believes that? I'm not so special that I'm the only one who thinks this way, there are many like me and I'm sure your fp would probably agree
reverse bait
lol
clown thread
never seen a girl who looked like she was fucking properly
what does that look ike?
i have clown feet
trans"BI"ans acting like they aren't some of the most desperate people on earth is funny
I unironically think about you every now and again. You deserve more kindness in your life and Marie only has good things to say about you which makes me feel extra assured that my instincts are right
Wow that must have been so cool and anyone would have taken hundreds of photos while they were out there. More than they could reasonably post to their social media, and that any normal person would be excited to share.
like actually thrusting in and out they always look like they are just mashing it against their partner.
go to bed, frog, you've had a very full day of negging
yeah im desperate for the puppygirl knot
and?
This one is true, sadly
thinks sex is just someone putting a dick inside you and thrusting
this is what being straight does to a tgirl
I took some pictures of some cars and some pictures of some locations and I dumped it all so that my friend's and family would think I spent my time travelling like a normal person and not having sex with feminine males.
he doesn't look like that THOUGH
If sex doesn't involve at least 16 minutes of tying her up and slapping her nuts you ain't really having sex
yeah yeah yeah i’m sorry that’s actually an important part
what if she has none?
It is this prob the biggest reason i think of taking it sometimes idc that im a tranny it doesn't bother me or make me feel bad if not attacked because of it but yea.... its the worst... i know its for ppl like me but everyone hates ppl like me justifiably so even the ppl at the agency dont like me... broke down once infront of one of them and he just chuckled now i have a different person its the worst i hate it so much... kebab is nice i like mine with chicken feta and garlic sauce and of some veg... german kebab is better if you find a decent shop that doesn't sell the overly produced industry standard!
It's not that much it just sounds like a lot! idk about being kind hearted or sweet my demeanor is mostly cold that's what everyone tells me at least tho they also they that i'm nonetheless a good person so i'm unsure... would i make a great wife? prob not gotta be real tho i dont know what you would consider wife material! Ah just basic stuff minecraft from time to time... sometimes fortnite with some online friends i used to be a cs2(go) addict tho im recovering i also love pokemon and not a game but i like reading lots... i like "old" classics on the wii like wii sports(/resort) party n stuff and ofc n64 banjo Kazooie :p
Any stories from any towns you visited, or interesting people you talked to? There's a bunch of foreign backpackers that go through there
what
who doesn't
balls atrophied so much it finally hit the point where 4 days ago one of them disappeared inside my body and I haven’t seen it since
Idk if he would, and it's not like that matters anyway :/
Women (bottoms) simply do not have the hip strength to top. It is why transbians have to come here and cope post about sex, because transbian sex is some of the most pathetic in the world.
I can't be the only one here who spends an ungodly amount of time playing with girl's buttholes. Might be an autistic tactile thing. Gets them warmed up like nothing else though.
i want to give a tranny an orchiectomy and put her balls into my salad like little cherry tomatoes and i want to slowly chew them alongside a nice bite of arugula and kale
clown
Slapping the bag would probably still be fun
Maybe add more perineum-pressure if it's not making her feel much
oh, yeah, because she just uses a lame snapchat filter to hide her face and doesn't actually do clown makeup
but real high-effort clown makeup like in the pic i posted inspires me to try it irl. i could steal her title.
DJ BAGSLAP
i love getting my ass played with while kissing and stuff
it's rly sensitive but doesn't hurt, more just makes u feel helpless and exposed >~<
yeah bureaucracy and bureaucrats in general seem kind of antithetical to adhders let alone those with autism as well. Not everyone thinks long-term but it's absolutely in your country and community's best interest that you become a productive member of society so that you can also chip in to help others, and for that to happen you need some help to lean on as you've said earlier. So yeah, definitely take every help you can get and never feel sorry for wanting to be helped. I'm sorry for that guy being so dismissive and flippant with you, you didn't deserve it <3
And aw man I ate a lot today but you're making my stomach want to find room for more haha, that sounds real tasty
I met an old Swedish guy who's been backpacking for a couple of decades straight. Literally dropped out of uni to do it. We travelled together for a bit through China. He was a one of one kind of person.
China had the most bussy. There's something really fucking weird going on there. I'm not sure what places like Bangkok are like but I'm sure even they can't compete. It is wild.
Japan was weird too, that was the place I got the least action and everything there was criminal or sex work adjacent. I paid a guy to take me along on some street car meets which was pretty dope. I also saw a bunch of yakuza at a trap hostess bar near Kabukicho.
South Korea sucked but had the best quality bottoms. It was way easier to reach out to them because they have proper social media and most of them speak some English.
Taiwan was probably the nicest place I went to bussy aside, the people there are really good.
she used to do it for real, anyone who doesn't look like a man could do better though
wdym?
I feel like your number one enemy is yourself because I’m that way too. Everyone tells me I’m nice but I feel like a pos lol. Idk the human brain is something I’ll never understand. I’m simple af I would want a nice meal and a nice conversation. Being simple has made me far happier. I haven’t played Minecraft since they introduced the freaking biomes in the nether or whatever its name is lol It’s fun to get lost in it every once in a while. The N64 is one of the consoles I never owned. I played Mario party at friend’s houses tho. What else do you read?
I like to have my gf lay on my belly so I can play with her hole while we watch stuff. I feel like that is the on switch for trannies they get absolutely primed by the time you actually stick it in them.
yes yes yes this exactly
i am trapped in the acausal world & nothing makes sense & i am not alive or embodied. i'm going to die
please witness the clay
unsee cc/album#wOlzgDspWeF8
why are you posting about yourself in the third person
Your attention whoring knows no bounds.
Ok so Sobe is literally schizophrenic.
what's your favourite animal?
Hot anon, love me a pale girl
you still sober homie? as much as I wanna talk about how great you look, I think asking how you are is more important
tfw I'll never mold the clay into the shape of my gf
you can literally do that though
I appreciate it lots anon lots of nice words thank you... also don't eat more than you have too you can get food tomorrow don't want you to explode!... the bed is calling me wanting me to rest i'm tired mentally and physically its hard talking about this to anons
I am my worst enemy indeed but that goes for most of us as jung put it “The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.” not sure if it 100% fits but i like it so i'm putting it here... yes a meal and a good convo is always something to appreciate... minecraft is fun if you don't think of it as a linear game i love budling's tho i'm impatient so most worlds end fairly soon haha.... Mario party is fun!... i am currently reading fyodor dostoevsky pretty hard to read but its good i also read Jung and some other stuff nothing too crazy id say... im heading to bed anon have a nice rest of your day
was nice talking to both of you anons or anon not too sure not gonna lie but thanks for being so nice to me i appreciate it a lot i rarely speak my mind or even talk about myself i tend to be more secretive i wish you both a good day maybe i will check up here tomorrow not sure tho this place can be fairly toxic if it is i won't night <3
How many hookers did you sleep with?
i literally only exist in the perception of others. if i didn't post myself here swaths of me would die
i'm not
11 days. i almost took stuff today but i showered instead. i'm in a difficult state. it happens sometimes. there's an idea in medieval islamic philosophy that god causes everything, he creates the world every instant, & this is what i feel. every instant is disconnected from every other, i can't feel time, nothing passes, it's every instant forever. i am stuck
haha I promise it's just water or tea for me until tomorrow. you sleep well lovely <3
it doesn't change anything
Good Night Anon! It was a great conversation, hopefully I’ll see you again
Don't know. I didn't pay for sex if that is the question. My body count is probably triple digits now.
:)
gn chasoids. im comming back erryday now until get bf.
Started toking on that Lithuanian boof pack ya heard
i almost took stuff today but i showered instead. i'm in a difficult state.
I'm proud of you sweetheart, as difficult as things are. You are pushing through and doing great.
That's an interesting philosophy, but I think the sensation of timelessness will pass, you've just got to stick it out until it subsides and you feel more yourself.
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
goodnight beautiful
my favorite animal is a tabby cat
my ideal tranny is mouse coded.
thank you. it always ends eventually. it is distressing tohugh. i can't comprehend writing well & my internal monologue is gibberish. i can't feel anything except direct senses. i hate it
I like the way you put together words
that must feel very alarming for sure, do you know what it is that causes it?
Can't wait for your relapse next week.
Fix your heart
i don't know. it happens often. i think today it was stress & the darkness outside & my failure to interact with anyone or anything. it's a lack of continuity, i get up & walk across the room & i'm then across the room but i did not walk there, i just am there. there's no discernible causality
Gn see you tommorow
need hot nerdy white girl who thinks she's not, apply below
i would apply but i’m not hot…
can i still apply if im not hot
Today was difficult. Don't view it as a failure to interact with people, as you were stretched thin as it was. Tomorrow is another day for you to chat with people. Right now just focus on grounding yourself to a place and time, or something like your heartbeat, and see if it helps you feel more yourself. Then have some tea or cocoa.
so my dad has had a twitter account since 2010 and for the longest time he's been private. i check ever few months to see if i can see his tweets, and for the first time today he was unprivated when i checked so i scrolled through all his tweets and it's mostly him raging at democrats and tweeting about sci fi and fantasy but there were a surprising amount of tweets about our family, and me in particular. he would tweet about basically everything we did together, from playing catch to my opinion on his favorite movies and series, to his dismay at my politics, before it all cuts off abruptly a few weeks before i came out to him. he never tweets about our family again as far as i can tell. the rest was just increasingly angry tweeting about the state of the world and the godlessness of young people. it made me feel so sad to see how happy he was for me and how secretly proud he was only for it all to disappear. sorry for blogposting i just don't know who to tell this to otherwise. it's such a strange thing.
Nta but I think you meet the requirements
who thinks she's not
i'm really sorry anon
yeah but its true for me
That's rough anon, but if he really cares it might just take some time for him to adjust.
im actually not, like not playing around, not "oh hehe im not hot bashful emoji tongue emoji" fake humility denial
Can I beat up your dad
i live with him now. i've been out for six years at this point and i'm relatively fully transitioned (passing et al.) he tries his best but i think i will never be as loved as i was before. the boy i was will always hang over us.
i’m clocky but i just playing around in a :p hehe no i’m not way
I'm so sorry anon. You're not responsible for how he as an adult chooses to handle his emotions, especially not as his child, but I'm sure there's a sense of grief for the father you knew and the relationship you two had. I hope he can learn to grow and change and return to you with the love you must still feel for him, but don't blame yourself if he can't bring himself, please.
got called a yapper 3 times in the past month, I'm gonna take a vow of silence
Leave.
I love me a good yapper though
Idk what most you you look like but you usually look better than you give yourself credit for
Just saying
thank you anon. i am going to try to take a short nap & then read some aldo leopold. maybe it will help me
can you kill yourself she's just trying to express pain
day 53 of leaveanon never telling me to leave
Good evening <3
Idk if ghost fan is in here but no I don't have my shows and such picked out for this week yet
Don't creep on your family members socials. My mom does that to me and it drives me nuts
I'm a bad one
Were the allegations credible?
leaveanon told me to leave once, I wonder what that means
t. chaser
Same. I also refuse to date so I’m hear for a wile
Not me that's why I've never posted myself
People who do post themselves know on some level they're alright
vro you turned your trip on instantly lmao
she only tells me to leave when I'm not ready to leave, never when I need to. Idk if she really cares about me at all ;_;
i wish i was still brave enough to post selfies
sure yeah it's saved me from catching a few bans probably but it's still fun when you're confident enough for it :I
i don't do that with anyone else in my family, he's just one of those stoic types who never ever expresses emotion or any sense of inner life. i've never seen his twitter before and honestly i probably won't check again. it just almost brought me to tears to actually read and think about his feelings and thoughts on the life we've lived together. i've never gotten that before, it was like reading old diaries from a loved one.
What?
why so?
hey how goes it
Leave.
i have never gotten leaveanoned
I relate to this picture. It's me when the mods see me posting a shrimp cat.
unsee
I have a tendency to draw out conversations and talk endlessly about mundane things
Ya I guess that’s true is true.
is it safe to post an unsee here?
You're exceedingly lucky that your father hides whatever hangups he has about trans people from you, and chooses to be supportive. My dad tells me every time I see him about how he doesn't like lgbt people and they're going to hell. It sounds like your dad loves you for you and didn't want to hurt you by telling you he disagrees with trans as a lifestyle. You'd be better off not spying on his twitter.
you have it harder than any of the trannies ever could..
They want to kill me for this
Depends on how the janny feels, but it seems like selfie posters have just gotten warned at worst
yeah but that can be entertaining if told right, and if you've done that all your life you might be good at it
I mean people posted pics today fairly safely, but if you want to be extra careful then yeah
not worth the effort just to post my boring samey headshot selfies
that other anon who replied seems to be taking your advice though
you set it to 1 view
i fixed it.
Wow gorgeous af
and if you've done that all your life you might be good at it
it only started when I started taking hrt, so I'm not that great at it, it's extremely annoying
Get gf or hit 34. Which come first.
All shall perish mood rn
youtu.be
Good evening
I see why you thought that now. I had just opened the thread up and it was just a funny coincidence.
i'm going to lay down now. goodnight for the time being
I want a boy to own me like a slave i will do anything to be given a collar and be lead around on a leash
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
yeah they posted amazing selfies lmao
cute desu
take care beautiful
tfw born in winter
Finally someone posting some good music
i guess you're right. i'm sorry for whining. seems small now.
Good! I had a nice day but now I'm back to work
Damn that one hit hard
i need a dad
It's always autismcore or that modern kind of metal where they mute every note and act like they could die if they tried to create a melody.
That's ok anon, we love you anyway.
sounds fun. I would make you run laps around the park while I watch, pack up my picnic blanket and umbrella for me, drive us home, and then when you step foot inside thinking about how nice it would be to shower and have some water to drink I'll shove you into the bathroom and have you give me a bath and polish my cock before you can get in and clean yourself with my grey water
yahoo, glad to hear it :)
Dank. I need a mom.
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i need a shrimp cat
hey it's me ur dad. proud of you champ, how bout we play some catch or maybe go to the mall and look for some of those clothes you always talk about getting?
just faceapped my selfie with the "male" filter and my face looks exactly the same, just with short hair
this says a lot about chasergen society
my captcha was 0n0n0p which is enjoyable
hot
not
not
not
You seem to have objectively bad taste
please choke me to death while you tell me about how much you hate me for being a tranny faggot
thanks i was about to post exactly this lmfao
not
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Could your taste in music be any more boring? Here's something that might be more to your tastes.
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You okay champ? This one of them tiktak challenges to fool your ol pa? Look champ, if you're gay or queer or whatever word is PC to use these days, I just want you to know I will always love you. Okay?
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my tiktok fyp is only makeup tutorials and court videos what does this mean
I just want you to know I will always love you. Okay?
yeah right my dad would never say this
anon this has hurt me more deeply than any slur ever thrown at me in my life and i really hate you.
Idk, mine is only cats and a guy who farts in a stairwell everyday.
You have some nerve saying this. All I did was say I respected your feelings as a woman and a friend.
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Idk I post mostly deathcore so probably what you don’t like.
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Oh to be fed table scraps and to drink water out of a bowl
This song is actually my favorite song ever written, so it works.
would it be more realistic if I groped you inappropriately
I love my LGBBQ+ child deeply, and by deeply I mean 6 inches deep into their rectum <3
sorry, I meant to say 4 inches.
okay okay I lied again, 3 inches. take it or leave it
i love you
I love you too
would it be more realistic if I groped you inappropriately
spanking me with your belt would work too. bare bottom just like pa used to
i admit it i’m trans and want srs
Ok last one for a bit I swear
I NEED A BOY TO GRAB MY BODY LIKE HE OWNS IT PUT A BALL GAG IN MY MOUTH GIVE ME PIG TAILS AND USE THEM AS HANDLEBARS
seeing a husband with a wife and kids turn into a ghoulish looking trans woman will always haunt me
you are banned. be banned.
you go too far anon, joking about my cock size is one thing but I draw the line at roast beef jokes this far away from an Arby's
oh hell yeah, I'd love to settle a score about your latest report card..
would
id be in so much trouble if he found out
LET ME HORNY POST ABOUT MEN FUCK YOU ANON i want a boyfwiend so bad
Leave.
Leave.
Rare leaveposter valid leavepost
What would you do to your boyfwiend if you had one?
Time to post some Jade-core
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oi piss off i’m jus avin sum fun
I'm just impersonating them.
have you noticed calorie counts anon has been gone too
god bless his stupid little heart for doing the right thing and exploding right out his chest, probably. hopefully.
WHAT
Young lady you've done it this time. Your knees will know the sharp sting of grits like a blind man knows the braille of his name, and don't get me started on what the back of your deceptive little tongue will soon come to know well..
Calorie counting anon is me and I'm still doing it I just don't post about it as much.
post calorie counts, ladies
Fine stay weirdo
It's raining :)
don't get me started on what the back of your deceptive little tongue will soon come to know well..
you’re just gonna wash it out with soap right daddy
no, the anon who asks others their calorie counts. like this bastard roleplayer:
fuck yoooouuuuu 860 total for the day.
4000 so far today. Trying to get 1000 more in before bed.
screenshotting this and saving it for next time.
Go erp on discord guys. Watching other people's goon sesh isn't fun, it's gross
if we use a loose definition of soap, yes I will be washing the back of your tongue and throat with soap
about 800 i got asked earlier so i counted
not a lady but I ate half a medium pizza and like 10 boneless wings today with like 3 Dr Peppers, it was glorious and I regret it completely
i should really be tied up so i don’t act out again..
Don't regret it. Bloatmaxxing is based.
i’m finishing off my handful of nuts and that sounds so good rn
I would be his loving slave and support him in anyway i can! I would make him omletes every morning and drain him every chance i got.
i wish i could eat above 1200 without gaining like 5 pounds a day from it
Tying you up in a chair in front of a TV playing Dancing Polish Cow 10 hours so that you become fluent in polishing my dick by the end of it.
or maybe you just go insane idk who cares either is fun for me
Wow….NEEED
I love the rain :)
amen
phrasing
I love cuddling in the rain
phrasing
lol. sorry, my legumes
me too anon, me too.
Yes. You love the correct things.
killing all thread gooners now bye thanks
gonna goon to this, thanks
i deserve it i’ve been very bad.
Yay :)
I had this pic saved idk why so you all get to see it now. But better than me continuing to doom
rain? yeah I'll show you rain hot stuff when i rain my sloppy spit kisses on your navel and lick the lint out of your belly button uwee
Thanks for the pic Anon. I enjoyed looking at it
pic? yeah picture me and you naked at a Wendy's having sex on the cash resister while people try to order their food and not bump into us because we're all sweaty and humpn
Woo just had a motor catch fire at work lol
yeah can i get a uhhh
ma'am this is a Wendy's
women drivers am I right fellas
Haha classic
Idk i keep getting hit by men drivers so
rav started the fire
in ma heart
now me and my paw's geetar play this
sappy old tune
rav didn’t start the fire
it was always burning
since the threads been turning
sorry I just wanted to get a closer look at your hooters
I'm just a down bad to the bone trucker ;)
I wish some one would set me on fire
night walkin we're night walkin
turtle
turtle
rav started the fire
in ma heart
now me and my paw's geetar play this
sappy old tune
I didn't start the fire I just watched it burn (while I took photos before fire extinguishered it)
I'll set you on fire with passion
I'll wine and dine you baybee
and we'll run off to the sunset
just you and me, Bonnie and Clyde
Same.. Actually a guy did set me on fire once when I was 17
I'm trying to serenade you and you spray me with your fat hose );
dang, by a man a drink first..
What’s the temp at? Looks nice out
55 F with windy, im wearing shorts and t shirt it's that nice out noni
This place looks familiar. Where is it at?
Dang that’s really nice, we’ll be safe Anon
Killing myself recreationally as a fun activity the whole family can take part in
i perfer real fire
oh shit. did you deserve it?
This is so hot
that face when a nice guy talks to me and touches my arm
you don't get to be a martyr dude, just take it one day at a time and try to do good by yourself and friends and family
Wave if you see me friend
Tysm ty for caring
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It wasn't the same place I thought it was. I checked the temp there.
Please share them
i am awake again
no
welcome back beautiful, how do you feel?
i feel better thank you. but now i am really hungry & tired with no food to eat
Get some popcorn.
need a Anon Babble chaser bf to check on me and ask if ive hit my macros
You haven't you just eat candy
nuh uh i ate salad
slightly over on calories
10g under on protein
It's so over
don't have any. if i want food i am going to have to put myself together & hike to the store
good morning
today i woke up with an overbearing depressed mood. like my eyes open and my first thought is that the world would be a better place if i didn't exist. i hate this why does my brain do this
(i can rationalise it away easily so dw about that it's just really frustrating.)
qott
honestly i dunno. i like some wild cats like sand cats and manuls and black-footed cats and servals a lot they're so silly
god when i was going to the gym i had so much trouble getting my protein even with unrestricted calories
goodmorning eui
It's so late for that. You actually have nothing? I do that same thing and probably for the same reason.
it's manul monday!
i have some pancakes but eating that much flour alone makes me sick & i have some ramen but i physically can't eat anymore ramen, i will pass away
guapo creaturas
i think that they are funny
Holy cow I've been there where you only have pancake mix (open).
Coincidentally I kind of did your thing where I passed out at 5 or 6 and just woke up. I fear that I have completely fucked my schedule.
soda crackers and jam dinner
that sucks, i am sorry anon. mine has gotten increasingly bad but it's been fucked since i stopped taking stuff a week & a half ago. i think i am just gonna be fucked until the semester ends & i have a bit of time off
god i love the little jomp he does at the beginning
bouncy guy
i'm just remembering that i said something bizarre & nonsensical to my roommate about my alarm when i woke up. i kind o fhope i die
constant tummyaches since I started eating less
Ok nobody knows what bmi numbers mean
gm, sorry you didn't wake up feeling the best
i know what a low one is and what a high one is
hai its okay
also i forgot that i posted nudes upthread. i kind of wish that i had not done that. oh well
hhhghhh Anon Babble guys i wish i was a gay
What the fuck Rav that guy tried to murder you
I know 17 is the BMI at which they kick you off the Alone show for it being too dangerous to continue
i hate you for not reponding to this to ask me about the central mudminnow by the way
Fesh
trying to suppress my ed instinct to take this as a compliment -_-
Stick a hook in that
no :( they're too pretty & special
You'd be more likely to get them now though
aww, that's a really cute scale pattern! That a pic you took?
It's my dinner's dinner
hi um is this the thread where we get to talk to weiner women my brother said its this one
*sprays u*
*sksksksksk*
ya it's one i trapped when i lived in wisconsin. this was in a beaver pond upstream of a swampy drainage lake. really hypoxic environment so they were basically the only thing that survived in there. i miss them, up here we have a related species which is a really cool fish (symbiosis with muskrats!) but they're not so cute
no they're all closeted homos, they don't wanna sex piggy woman
lol
no im not i swear
i love women im just scared of them
symbiosis with muskrats
oh, how does that work? and maybe not as cute, but definitely cool looking scales as well
well ur Anon Babble buddies are gay
The masculine urge to eat several eggs and steak.
scared of women
The Dude?
prove it then and fuck my ass
you won’t
eggs AND steak wtf
i wanna eat eggs but i wont cuz then my stomach will just hurt again i think i have a virus
With salsa on the eggs
You have to eat all the eggs
thats fcked up but we dont eat steak here so i dont rly know how its served i guess
we dont eat steak here
???
why are you doing this
ya a lot of them are
i have been spotted
you won’t
true
eat 12
It's so great. Prime rib cooked in a nice butter bath with scrambled eggs and salsa. Eggs + salsa really only works with scrambled eggs. Albacore tuna and salsa is also really good.
its "american cuisine"
i never had one before
Wtf
it's literally just a cooked slab of red meat. does europe seriously not eat this?
cows have not been invented in Poland yet
i didn't say europe i said poland
plus we eat it its just foreign and kinda bougie to be quite honest
we just do different dishes with beef okayyy T _ T
Do they have sockeye salmon in Europe? It's so good.
sockeye are a pacific salmon species, europe only has atlantic salmon fisheries so any sockeye is gonna be imported long-distance
Sorry I meant as an available protein not as a native species. Also is this sobe?
idk, dancing polish cow is pretty innovative if you ask me
lol
Polish food looks metal.
I'm thinking about getting one or two of the redbox machines
i only know about this dish from mickiewicz's pan tadeusz so i dont know how fair it is to call it polish food
i heart grape fruit
Grapefruit sux
Icky bitter
hell yeah
me? im an ally, not a chaser, heh. no idea where'd you have gotten that from, nooop no chasey for me..
grapefruit technique
juice with nadia
*jet engine sounds commence*
wanna juice cleanse?
ya i probably need it.
unless it's butt stuff.
most of the rest of the board is literally all reddit/twitter tourists. unusable. when did it get so bad? it's been going downhill forever but it wasn't this bad even like two years ago
i want a boyfriend
Night everyone
Tommorow will be better
goodnight. I love you
hi
there’s so many refugees on Anon Babble in general and they’re all acting like they’ve always been here it sucks
goodnight anon
hi
feels bad. this is about the last place i can post & not feel alienated & it's just getting worse & worse. hopefully by the time i'm completely incapable of fitting in i'll have integrated myself into normiedom
hi
hows your night going?
I can't stand the constant culture war threads that are obviously tourist disruptors that never get moderated
I just never look at other threads anymore
its worse on the more popular boards. its just a bunch of newfags calling each other newfags
Goodnight sweet unconscious brain movies
it's going ok now but it was a bit rough earlier. i have a bunch of work to do but i don't know if it's gonna get done :/
how is yours?
ya i basically only use this thread & hrtgen now. but what's worse than culturewar threads for me is the people who don't understand board culture at all & still participate, they just slowly undermine what makes the board usable at all
i've only ever used Anon Babble & Anon Babble, Anon Babble is still ok i guess because it's so small. but the Anon Babble retards are still there & it's so obnoxious
Globsters
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it's going ok now but it was a bit rough earlier. i have a bunch of work to do but i don't know if it's gonna get done :/
that's real, its tough having to fight through stuff that you can push back. like more difficult for having the flexibility, hmm.
how is yours?
it's just that time of night, i feel lonely and am scared for the future. Gotta resolve to draw more octopus and mushrooms, that's been the current distraction.
ahh i'm sorry anon
you should post some drawings!!
or maybe its interesting? this thread doesnt shut up abt it either
Oki doki
wan smoke angel dust with LB and explore other planets together
Mushrooms, still need to fill the page more
i heard chasers hate it when you fall asleep on their chest while cuddling is this true
That sounds very cute.
sleeping with someone is uncomfortable
Yes because I will refuse to disturb your peacefulness but it's really uncomfortable after awhile unfortunately so I just have to lay there uncomfy
I do it for she
i’m a deep sleeper just shove me off
how cringe is it to want a bf that gets off to feminising me
t. sperg that can't dress herself
ok that gave me butterflies
It's not cringe it's just not realistic
What is a man going to know about women's fashion? He can put you in fetish gear and the Amazon tranny skirt but that's about it
This is usually a t4t thing
very cringe i want a masc4masc that masculinizes me
id be concerned if he knew too much about makeup and women’s clothing
le sigh
I remember that list of all the words that have the most disparity between men and women knowing them, the women's side was like entirely fashion words I've never seen in my life
tried to record some campfire guitar bs but wasn't really happy with the end result so you guys get nothing
gotta get some work done again too but i'm too sleepy for anything i hate this
i blame the guy who said i looked like that one r/transpassing post last night that was an insult that actually kinda got to me tbhon
what would a chaser do with a tranny who is borderline animalistic due to how unloved she's been? one who shudders and whines at every touch, one who cries often and feels so bad that the only way to cope is for her to not think at all
I swear I'm gonna accidentally say "tranny" irl one day and get chewed out because you bitches made it not seem like a slur here
Rapid touch exposure therapy, hold her tightly through her sobbing breakdowns
you ever fap to someone's pic, and then realize that you've never seen their face before, and you have no idea who this person is?
list of all the words that have the most disparity between men and women knowing them
this list is actually kinda funny
men are significantly more likely to know the word "shemale"
half of women don't know what a katana is
three fourths of men don't know what tulle is
hot
i’m screamimg lmfao i found the list or a similar one and on the male side is a bunch of computer words plus “shemale”
link.springer.com
katana
bushido
needed..
you can say tranny and faggot irl in poland
wow i only know one female word
kek
I know none of them and all of the male words. The fuck is chignon or chenille? These sound French
you don't know what sateen is?
i also know damask, i missed that one, so i know 2
well this told me nothing. i guess i just know words
you know your fabrics haha x)
but how do you not know gauss and azimuth
No, these sound vaguely familiar at best but I don't know what any of the f words mean.. are they all like scents for candles?
it's like all plants and flowers and stuff like that
peplum is a type of hem, tulle is the holey fabric that gets used for petticoats and such, chignon is a hairstyle, bandeau is a kind of cut for a top, freesia is a flower, chenille is another fabric, etc. i would know none of these fabric words words probably except i'm engaged to a person who studied to be a dressmaker when younger so it kinda comes with the card ig
it's weird that so few men knew the word espadrille since i'm sure i've seen way more men wear those than i have women, they were really big for men in like 2016
i didn't know what sateen is desu, that kind of distinction between silk satin and other things made with a satin weave (which is what sateen is) doesn't exist in finnish, it's all just "satiini"
i mean honestly degauss is really spesific, it's that thing you do to CRT displays to make them less staticky, you press the degauss button and it goes "bzzzt" and then it's stabler again. i couldn't explain azimuth though lol.
it’s math stuff looks like and i don’t know anything about math
in polish we have satyna and atłas so they sound quite different, also idk what degauss is only gauss (the guy and the unit)
azimuth is astronomy
also not knowing femtosecond is weird to me bc it says what it is right in the word, it's a femto (1/1 000 000 000 000 000, the "fem" refers to there being five of those thousands there) of a second
thermistor is also kinda guessable cause it's just thermal + resistor. a resistor that changes resistance by temperature.
yeah degauss is more generally the process of removing a magnetic field, apparently.
i just knew it as the thing you do to CRTs to neutralize the magnetic field.
we really do live rent free in their heads huh
also men just call espadrilles loafers lol
idk anything about that either really. space is pretty though.
femtosecond
i was reading it “fem-to-second” lol
idk im sure i’ve heard them but i have no idea what they mean
frankly i still dont reading your post >_<
I hope you're pretty
so the wicked movie is like not even a full movie and has a 2nd part next year?? do they think theyre dune or harry potter or whatever what is this shit
wicked marketing is a psyop i don’t believe there’s actually a movie you can go see.
Every movie is like forty parts now, idk why. They just keep stretching everything out more and more so nothing ever ends
it's 1/1000 000 000 000 000 of a second. a millisecond is a thousandth of a second, a microsecond is a millionth, a nanosecond is a billionth, a picosecond is a trillionth, and then that divided by a thousand is a femtosecond.
nop.
Be more confident dork
i believe in it cuz i know americans dont play abt musical theatre and they have all those little band kids and theatre kids programmed in school to eat this slop up and then throw all the ariana stans on top its the biggest thing in musicals since glee and its crack to them weirdo kids
yeah but i couldn’t possibly remember that and be able to define it if asked.
i hope that one anon is serious abt taking me to mcdonalds (hes not)
where do i find a chaser bf who isn't my father's age or ugly
need chaser bf who is my fathers age
It's amazing that you're Finnish and I assume English isn't your first language, yet you're better at English than I am lol. Real girl moment.
agp
hsts
wtf
No attosecond
Lame
I know 21 of these but I know cis f's that know at least those too of not more probably
Oh I misunderstood left vs right
But my statement still stands lol
Agp
Hsts
I'm your father's age and have old man tech capabilities
how old anon if you don’t mind me asking
my man should be 25-30
Man, I need to get a gf asap before dying
a transgender gf?
no
Cis or trans, anything goes
Not me
bf who's 25-300
if hes gonna be ancient he better be ancient enough to see full glory of mesopotamia