As subject says. I am looking for a live in maid with benefits in a major city with a large LGBT population. All expenses paid, including whatever surgery or body modifications you want. Here's your chance to be exactly who you want to be, in return for a labor of love.
Willing to negotiate on many points, all are welcome to apply.
Kill yourself
don't bait us desperate trannies pls
This is not bait. I'm looking for anyone who is feminine or wishes to become feminine. I have the means to afford this, and it is a serious offer. As I said, expenses included, including but not limited to: make up, outfits, implants, your own room, and whatever makes you happy and eager to be the best maid you can be.
sounds too good to be true ;-;
More than willing to negotiate on the contract if extra protections are desired, and I can prove my claims if needed.
Honestly speaking, it's a situation which would be mutually beneficial, and I would benefit more than the maid.
Feel free to ignore a job offer you aren't interested in.
Here's your chance to be exactly who you want to be
why are you not taking the chance yourself? It's pretty obvious you're gonna live vicariously through the trans maid, it's like the most popular mtf "god I wish that was me" sex fantasy, from boomers to zoomers
...what country by the way?
Your mail doesn't work
I have no desire to be trans or a maid.
What I desire is what is stated in the subject.
This is United States.
Apologies, it is "[email protected]".
I should add, you seem to think this is solely a fetish. I should be clear: I also want an actual maid who will help out around my large house and perform duties such as cooking, cleaning, taking care of various duties, etc.
Of course, while in uniform when applicable, but these duties will be written into a contract same as any housekeeper. This is not merely a fetish.
should we have experience before applying? do you provide wages or do we get an allowance? how many workers are you hiring?
Anon what do you do for a living
I prefer a good can do attitude and an eagerness to perform over experience; if necessary, training is available in the city (and, indeed, training can be paid for for any related task, from professional duties to not so professional ones; I live in a major city with lots of workshops and colleges).
That can be discussed, and I'm amenable to solutions ranging from a personal credit card in your name for both job related and non job related usage, being paid in desired outcomes, to a fixed wage. I'm flexible, and you should be too.
1, 2 max. I have several free rooms, and would be amenable to a discussion depending on your needs or desires.
I make good money, enough to live in a very high dollar part of a very high dollar city. I would prefer to discuss the specifics in private, but needless to say, I have the money to hire a less sketchy maid and to afford a house with rooms I do not occupy.
As well, please address me as master, not anon.
no second thoughts this is my dream
[email protected]
Please email me at the email provided, and include as much detail as you feel comfortable sharing.
I would be happy if our dreams coincided.
I also messaged you, just in case.
this dude finna abuse some vulnerable trannies on god fr fr
I have no desire to abuse anyone in any way.
This can only be meaningful if it is consensual, mutually beneficial, and all parties are satisfied with the arrangement.
I understand your concerns, and I understand this is a strange offer. However, I have no desire to harm anyone; I simply have a desire I wish to see fulfilled, and am willing to help another out to get it. By all means, feel free to not apply if you consider it too risky.
god i hope i respond to this and he accepts me and hes actually a serial killer that chops me into one million unidentifiable little pieces
I have no desire to see anyone harmed in any way. If you wish to be murdered, please seek help.
You're going to get nudes from them then disappear you nigger
I have neither asked for, desired, nor received such things. I will most likely make this thread again in the future as well.
That said, as indicated earlier, you are free to simply ignore an offer you do not like. I see no particular benefit to either of us to make posts such as this one; is there a specific reason you are making them?
Not really, no. Just for lulz.
While I certainly can see the appeal in other contexts, might I suggest there are richer veins of lulz elsewhere? I can't see this rather dry thread as providing particularly good entertainment.
That said, you are free to do as you like; if you find enjoyment here, who am I to disagree?
Are you gay/bi? Why aren't you looking for a cismaid? You like dick?
What’s ur career? How much money do u make? Why do you want this?
shut the fuck you stupid fucking faggot people like you are all the fucking same you all try to hide behind a guise of pseudo intellectualism and 'good' intentions when in reality all you want is a vulnerable and easily manipulatable person to use as your personal fuck sleeve. you are a disgusting piece of shit god i hate men so much
I would describe myself as heteroflexible: my specific interest is in the feminine. I would be happy with a cismaid, a femboy maid, a transmaid, etc.
I have no particularly interest in dick, but also no particular aversion.
As detailed above, I prefer such things to be discussed in private. I make more than sufficient money to maintain me and a maid in a very high dollar area in a very high dollar city. Shall we say six figures, not quite seven, but maybe in the future?
As for why I want this, it's a fetish. I like the uniform, I like the power dynamic, I want to be taken care of and take care of in turn without necessarily a romantic notion to the relationship. I also believe this can be mutually beneficial for another person, so why not see if it can work?
How tall are you? Race?
As I said before, if you do not wish to accept the offer, then simply ignore it. There are many other threads here, many of which are far more abusive than me asking if anyone would like to participate in my kink. It's perfectly reasonable if you don't like the offer, but there is no reason to attack someone simply for making one you do not agree with; consenting adults are more than able to make their own choices.
I have made no illusions about what I desire. Yes, fuck sleeve. No, vulnerable or easily manipulatable person. As stated several times, I'm more than willing to be flexible, discuss what works best from their side, be accommodating to their needs, etc. If you don't think that's sufficient, feel free to propose how I can improve, but fundamentally, I don't see any issue with consenting adults agreeing to such an arrangement, and I don't think you have a particularly good argument against that.
If you simply wish to bitch about men, feel free; I certainly won't stop you or argue all men are awesome. But the notion I am disgusting for having a kink or wanting a specific relationship is childish; I don't know you, and you don't know me.
Not short, in the upper 5 foot range. White. Is there a specific reason you ask?
please address me as master, not anon
As for why I want this, it's a fetish. I like the uniform, I like the power dynamic, I want to be taken care of and take care of
well you made me leak, so good for you.
too bad it's for US citizens only
v interested but have questions
are you attractive? would we be in a relationship? what are you expecting sexually? and why someone from here?
I did not say it was for US citizens only; I said that I am currently in the US. Arrangements could be made, depending on the situation.
Indeed, where I live, many maids are actually on foreign visas.
I would not say I am unattractive; I've had no particular difficulties in getting dates. However, attraction is in the eye of the beholder; I can't assert I am a teen heart throb with any degree of certainty. But I am certainly not ugly by any means.
That would be open for discussion; I could go either way, depending on what your desires are. Everything from a strictly master/servant relationship to a fun kink a romantic couple does are on the table, as long as certain aspects are upheld.
I believe "free use" covers expectations, but as I said, I'm flexible and amenable to your desires and wishes. In general, morning service would be oral, and night service would be whatever holes are available and that we agree to.
As indicated earlier, my specific interest is in the feminine. Does this board not apply to that interest? It was to my understanding that a great many of those who aspire to be feminine could be found under the Anon Babble banner.
Do you just post here, get off on people begging in the emails, and then ghost them all/lead them on? What’s to suggest you would have any follow through?
You kinda write like it’s an ao3 fic
This is the first post I've made.
No email I've received tonight is begging.
Every email has gotten a reply.
What more can I do to suggest I would have any follow through? More than willing to be accommodating. I don't particularly what relevant my writing style has, but I'm simply trying to be professional.
morning service would be oral, and night service would be whatever holes are available
okay hot
I am happy that you see my point of view, and do not condemn me for it.
Just FYI for next larp, rich guys don't even need to go to Anon Babble for this kind of thing. They have a guy for that.
I never claimed to be rich; I'm sufficiently well off to afford this, not rich. As for a "guy", as indicated earlier, I can easily hire a normal maid or live in housekeeper.
This is not larping; this is a serious offer.
By all means, no one is demanding you believe me. I just don't see any particular benefit to you to make this post, rather than simply ignore a thread you don't like or don't believe.
I make more than sufficient money to maintain me and a maid in a very high dollar area in a very high dollar city. Shall we say six figures, not quite seven, but maybe in the future?
Hiring actual maids to do all what you want to do is basically paying a full salary. Try doing it with a hooker for just 1 week: you’ll see it’s not all what you expected it to be.
I've hired a maid before, and I've paid them a full salary before. That's exactly why I'm making this offer; I can afford it, and I'm willing to be upcharged.
That said, thank you for the advice and insight.
What would you like to know about your maid?
What are you looking for specifically? Race wise, personality wise, body type wise. There’s a reason rich men only keep people like these as toys: it can’t last forever like that. Humans are not pets. You may find someone who agrees to it now, but they’ll inevitably want to live their own lives too. And by doing so it’ll ruin the dynamic you want.
Anything she would like to tell me.
Her physical details, her interests, her kinks, her limits, what specifics she would like to see in her contract, her dreams, her aspirations, how hard of a rutting her holes can take.
For ongoing dialog, the best place to send such personal details would be to the provided email.
I don't believe that is necessarily true. I believe it is entirely possible for such an arrangement to last. After all, humans do have finite lives, and humans are quite capable of maintaining strong desires long term.
You are correct, humans are not pets, and what I seek is not a pet, but a maid.
As for living their own lives, I have no wish to totally monopolize their time; I am more then amenable to the maid having her own life, and indeed, as my OP shows, I wish to aid them in living the life they wish to live, whatever that may be. I live in an area in which nearly any activity or desire can be fulfilled, from a college education to a BDSM dungeon, and everything in between. It would be best if this situation was mutually beneficial, and the maid assisted in living my life to the fullest, and I assisted them in living theirs.
Race is entirely negotiable; I have no particular problems or hang ups in that regard. Body type is also negotiable; as long as they are healthy, and willing to become attractive to themselves, I see no reason why a specific body type could not fit this role. As well, I'm willing to pay for everything to get them to that goal; there are athletic trainers in my neighborhood.
As for personality, I am flexible here as well, as long as they are willing to accommodate the parameters of my scenario. Demure and chaste maid? All the better to corrupt. Bratty and lively maid? All the greater to put into her place. As long as the maid is willing to be a maid, I could accommodate nearly any personality type that is not a danger to myself or others.
As indicated, the most important thing is attitude and eagerness; the rest will definitely be a learning and growing experience for both maid and master.
how good does she suck dick
I would not say I am unattractive; I've had no particular difficulties in getting dates. However, attraction is in the eye of the beholder; I can't assert I am a teen heart throb with any degree of certainty. But I am certainly not ugly by any means.
i'm sorry but this reads as average and likely unconcerned with personal appearance.
I don't see anything for you to be sorry about.