Dark Haired Pretty Boys of the "Left"

Please don't make this into some boring political conversation about analyzing their beliefs. Idc. I am just trying to make sure there aren't any other hot men with luscious dark hair of a similar demographic that I've been missing out on sexually objectifying. So please share if you have any. I am ravenous for fresh meat.

*Pictured: Nick Mullen, Lugi Magione, and Hasan Piker

Hasan Piker is attractive by every metric but seeing how this absolute man child behaves is such an incredible turnoff it makes him look like dogshit.

it's crazy how someone's personality can so heavily affect their attractiveness.

Luigi is left

Maxxingcope

Luigi is rightwing, literally anti-woke

He's more like your typical American with incoherent politics that lean right or left at various points.

explain? what has he said or done to indicate any of this?

truly gay men think exactly like women do

I think people found his goodreads page and his liked books are all over the place, but most people pretend that he's a communist or right-winger to score points when really I just think he's kind of dumb but totally correct about how healthcare insurance companies are monstrous.

I don't like his personality either, this thread is purely intended for physical objectification

adam friedland

NO

really I just think he's kind of dumb

how so? can you please go in depth?

What did I say in my first sentence? "Please don't make this into some boring political conversation about analyzing their beliefs." Lmao. And I put quotes around the word "left" in the title for a reason.

just don’t get sick

He is very individualistic which means he can't be a leftist. But american leftists tend to be that way.

Hasan supports islamic terrorists so he should unironically die of the most painful form of bone cancer.

Don't compare saint mangione with that turkoid libtard

Reread the first sentence in my post. This thread is purely intended to be physical objectification.

Personally I think its based that the Hamas terrorists all took BlueChew before doing the Oct. 7th attack.

Writes "Islamic"

Promotes violence

See the kind of people these are? They promote hate + violence against anyone who stands up for themselves, because they dont benefit from it.

They are anti anyone-who-isnt-me

For fuck's sake, some of you are soooo painfully doorky! Can we not just have a discussion about male beauty?

Hasan supports islamic terrorists

Terrorist means nothing anymore.

You're trying to call the good guys, the ones protecting their homes + families, terrorists.

Steps Nick Mullen can take to become hotter: 1. Stop wearing hats that cover up his beautiful hair. 2. Have enough facial hair to highlight his jawline/cheekbones, but not too much it distracts from his pouty lips. 3. Maybe stop with the glasses so often?? idk. But I'm sure of the other points.

Anyone else have thoughts on this? I think his hottest eras were around when he was on Redeye and right when TAFS started.

Yes.

What kind of person are you? What kind of person thinks the Nick Mullen phenotype is attractive

You want to top him, dont you

sociopath

islamist

murderer

Ew

Godddd Luigi is so peak
He's got an astounding combination of traits from modern beauty standards and more rugged old-fashioned masculine beauty from the 20th century
He's both prettyboy zillennial himbo jock hot and 50s-70s Hollywood, Brando / DeNiro hot

Are you kidding me? That facial bone structure, big brown eyes, luscious hair, pouty lips, beautiful smile! What isn't hot?

Perfectly said
Who cares? I'm not trying to marry them. Just objectify them.
Nick is a cutie pie. Adam is a bug.

Those dimples <3

Young Stalin lol

More

Literally so hot

I love his cute little nose too

holy fuck i'm so gay

You didnt answer my question at all. You are very lame. I wouldn't be surprised if you dont have many friends.

He's so beautiful <3 I want to breastfeed him and tell him everything will be okay

Sorry I didn't answer. I am a bisexual woman who fantasizes about him sometimes. I swear I have friends haha

Also grind on him since that's easier to do to short men

supposedly tim dillion fucked nick mullen

he had that bit about women never wanting to keep her baby; if i was a woman i'd keep it and live with my beautiful gay husband

That's also because he's a retard who thinks he can "pull out" of casual hookups and only has serious relationships with women who clearly aren't interested in having kids soon due to their careers and/or ages.

Basically, he needs a real woman in his life like me.

there really isn't enough nick mullen to go around for everyone
i think i'm going to kill myself if i don't have a gay boyfriend like nick mullen in next 7 months

I feel you. The world really is cruel like that.

that being said, this thread is the first thing that made me smile or laugh in months

Hell yeah! I had a feeling that the universe needed more organized objectification of leftist male pinups, I'm happy to have helped! :)

it’s fucked up that you’re posting pictures of my good close personal friend nick mullen here. also i’m gay