$2,000 in bank account

do you really need to join the military to get a gun in the US? I thought they were added to every box of cereal.

I meant as a form of employment

1k rent

Go live with family for free

My family has bedbugs and recently got roaches I don't want to go back i cant go back I've left that life behind. 1k rent in LA is amazing too.

1k rent in LA

Too good to flip burgers? Afraid your gonna end up bent over a pallet of frozen french fries?

Y u no clean up the house?

It's an apartment. They've gotten rid of it multiple times but unless every unit does as well it will just keep spreading

Ewwwwwwwww good on you for leaving

I would take any job for any amount if offered. I am just not offered

Well in 3 months seems I'll be back, or homeless.

5'3 90 lbs

If you have the face for it, get a sugar daddy

I'm alright I think. I don't know how to get one though, and it was sexually I'd be very picky with looks

Sugar daddies are a thing of the past

you can network on grindr, say you're desperate for a job

What is the implication here. I don't wanna get dragged into some underground gangrape ring

Just get your boyfriend to cover your rent for a few months.

great idea, now I just need a boyfriend

Say you're willing to suck cock for a work referral, play it like that to get sympathy

hmm maybe. but what If i don't get a referral and they just made me give them head for nothing

You can't win if you don't play

I feel like it's not gambling it's burning money. I'll just get my virgin mouth used and none will refer me

lmao that's retarded

i wonder how well something like that really works, but I'm too shy to try

why is it retarded. The benefits are good as well. I'm too fragile to be an effective fieldman so I'll just be a desk worker

5'3 90 lbs

Is... is this youngshits? Is this their power?

Can you not create your own job? Do you have a creative hobby you can exploit?

Not a youngshit just chronically malnourished from birth

because it's better to be a neet or dead rather than supporting the military? Even being a thief is more decent than that

lol get with the times ai slop exists now, creative jobs are dead

No. Also thats not realistic, 99% of artists in any field fail.

Easy to say when you aren't in the position of neethood or death.

fucking lol how naive are you

Jobs do not exist anymore, get a fent golden shot or smth its over
I used to be an artist, loved my job, but that's never coming back, in the same position as op rn

I made furry porn for 2.5 years and did pretty good. Now that's on pause so I can prepare to sell fruit juice and vegetables. In between you could do gig work or temporary jobs, hell you could even sell plasma. Is everyone really struggling that bad at coming up with a job?

thirdie?

No, richest state in richest country. I was just retarded and didn't eat

I made furry porn for 2.5 years and did pretty good.

yea me too

Now that's on pause so I can prepare to sell fruit juice and vegetables.

heckin farmers market never pays off,

If the furry porn is working you should be fine, then?

heckin farmers market never pays off,

People in my state love farmers markets. This might depend on your area. You don't have to nitpick what works for me, I'm just suggesting entrepreneurship.

5'3 90 lbs

unless your face is busted just escort babe. I worked with a girl that made 1000 a night with a single john doing the whole girlfriend experience package. you could literally have your rent settled in an evening

K, how do I do that. These are not readily accessible jobs, you have to be tapped in i think.

Plus I'm a khv so unless that's their fantasy I wouldnt do a good job I think

If you failing to get a job In this day and age you're absolutely disfunctional. Literally just fucking apply to EVERYTHING. Work is a number game. Stop trying to find a place you might enjoy. Apply everywhere.

That's what I'm doing retard I've applied to everywhere near me. I applied to be a literal dystopian human AI answering prompts to improve AI responses and I haven't heard back from even them

Do you think anyone one here is actually believing that. You don't live India bro. Quit lying and quit being lazy.

t. basically a howie thread

Retard

Does your resume say you fuck children? Like how bad is your rep at this point? Do you ghost every place you've ever worked for?

Ur out of touch fuckhead

Hey anon being able to get a job, which there are millions of in supply, would make me the opposite of a retard

I've literally never had a job besides a few months as a sporadic tutor for my uni

Besides education my resume is literally npc buzzwords because I have no work experience

I make my jobs so I never struggle this way. However I'm aware of how hard it currently is to get hired by someone else.

Yeah make a bunch of shit up
That's because no one treats their employees like the swindlers they are. You don't kiss his feet in hope he'll hire you, you give him bullshit until he wants to kiss yours.

Why kiss his feet when I could kiss yours?

what if my feet aren't pretty?

That seems like a bad idea. If they ask about it wtf do i say. Starting off with a lie is cooked

Fucking retard

Don't lie about things relevant for the job. Lie about other grand abilities. If you're not a terrible employee, it'll never come up.

Being able to get any job doesn't make me retarded anon. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get better.

Oh i meant employers are swindlers here, not employees. that changes my post

mogs me
t. live with my parents and have been burning through savings as a neet