/gaygen/ - Chad Edition

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if you're within grabbing distance you're getting wrestled

Fuck, marry, rape, kiss, or kill?

I worship him, but I don't want him to have any attraction to me in any way because then he's GA!!!!

stfu

ignore

Homo sex, not gay sex. Homo sex is just homo. Gay sex is gay. Doing homo does not make one gay. Only being gay makes one gay.

Who are all these guys you're posting? They look like guys from your school that you're stalking lol

let's play guess the tranny instead,

ftm or mtf?

I'm not gay! I'm homo!

Go outside

mtf

I want to see him smile sis.

i feel like the eyes says female but why would you keep the long hair if you're a ftm

the shirt says i survived testosterone poisoning

i was going off the male body fat distribution

no there isn't, a gay can't turn off his horniness towards another guy, he'd be wrestling with a boner which rarely happens, also wrestling coaches regularly get rid of the fags and weirdos

maan, what a shit pick. I didn't even notice that

bottoms piss me off to no end and i'm starting to think they do it on purpose

Be on grindr

FTM asks me to come over

go to his place

we do some small talk

ask if he wants to fuck

"Oh? sorry anon I don't think we have the time for that now"

we just do small talk for an hour

leave

What the fuck

if you get a boner you aren't focusing on the act of wrestling enough
like working out with a boner. it's going to go away as soon as you focus on the exercise and start exerting effort.

They're bisexual not gay. You can be bi and have gay sex. You're so new.

were they just looking to make friends or smth?

Your guess is as good as mine

Bitches. What'd you expect sis

i've had this a few times with pooners
it's usually because they're traumatized from being raped. this is also why they transition in the first place

Maybe you're a bottom and that's why you are such a bitch

if you're about to wrestle a guy you had sex with... your body will automatically assume it's sex and you woldn't be able to control it. My body automatically gets erect over guys I had sex with. Just hearing their voice or seeing them, the memory comes to mind and my body becomes spellbound. It would be the same with a gay athlete. No matter how hard they try they'd pop a boner and become really embarrassed.

is this better?

school

No, answer

Here we are in spider season. Just smashed a big one against the wall. I hate them so much.

Sorry. Not everyone wants to be in your 20th century Jew contrived lesbian led cult.

There is a reason the term gay is used by straights to mean lame and corny, and your zealot worldview is why. If all homo sex was gay, there would be no such thing as bi. Bis are not gay nor are they straight.

Because- brace for it- some men can enjoy homo sex without needing to base every life decision on it. I know, mind blowing.

"b-but gooble gobble! GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOO-"

fuck off

posting creep shots of str8 guys who appear to be able to tell you were photographing them is weird sis

FtMs are all quirk chunguses, and all quirk chunguses are asexual. It is known.

had this a few times with pooners

Why are you hooking up with pooners you fucking weirdo, are you some kind of vagina lover?

Rate his dancing please

if i were a bottom i'd enjoy the mental games

they do it’s one of their tactics

he was asking for it

being emotional (any type) clouds your judgement and makes it easier for them to manipulate you

He gave us nothing sis.

what is their end game

I'm an indifferent bitch.

being emotional (any type) clouds your judgement

this is why mens mental health never gets taken seriously #straightmalepride

Slayer and Larry are the same

bottom pisses you off

have insane hate sex

cuddle after

remember to thank your local bottom!

Fun too.

who are you?

Homo is used in a derogatory fashion as well.

Straight People!

Idk what you want. We're here to get away from the judgement of straight people, but you and the trannies insist on judging gay men according to the values of straight people. Maybe you should go hang out with your fellow sisters in delusion.

I'm a cold frigid bitch sis. Idk what I did to piss you off

lol I love you

i know

yay i beat gore magala first try in mh4u
with gunlance
now give me a top bf pls

daddy....

Gunlance wasn't very bottom of you

idk i love gunlance
it has a big shield and explosions, what else do u need in a weapon

post choons
youtube.com/watch?v=mfEwdfCHB84

GIWIWTPT

wow can't believe you unironically spent real life time making webms for this too, that takes some real dedication right there

youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg

Question for the bongs:

What ever happened to British humor?

When I was a kid, we used to get BBC comedy re-runs on our public broadcast channels; Monty Python, Are You Being Served, Fawlty Towers, and lots of other great shows too.

Then it just sort of all disappeared overnight.

What the hell happened? They are all gone, the absurdity, the quirky timing, deliberately obscure references. And nothing replaced them. Just all gone.

Did they lose their sense of humor? Idk anyone today that even knows it ever existed. Its increasingly difficult for young Americans today to even identify what British culture is because it doesnt seem to export any sense of itself, not even the monarchy.

We hear about the pound, bombings and stabbings and general grousing about Africans same as everywhere in western Europe, and thats about it. We barely even hear about Europe anymore. Even the memes, tropes and stereotypes are now arcane because people arent even familiar enough with Britain to get what they are referring.

If you asked the average American zoomer which country likes tea, has bland food, and is absurdly polite, you would just get a blank stare.

And to be fair, not only has European identity degraded, but there are fewer Americans with any recognition of European cultures as well. Its like everyone just stopped talking to each other. Theres zero cultural exchange in the media anymore either.

Our continuing decline in basic geography skills have contributed also. Americans can vaguely point to Canada or Mexico, maybe, and thats about it. Ireland may as well be somewhere in southeast Asia for all anyone seems to notice. If it werent for pizza I dont think most would know Italy still exists.

Its just weird, is all. I am told tourism to Europe went off a cliff, but I dont really know.

wtf happened? I bet it was that EU shit. I warned everyone it was a bad idea for yurp.

the crocodile

your just out of touch

Worried shiza was invaded by brawny, horny muscular Russian men desu

I do not believe you wrote all that about british humor, i'm calling for a judge to check this for ai

you know how things feel like theyre getting worse here? theyve been getting worse faster and for longer in britain. hard to have good humor in a dying land

Go to Facebook holy senility bro my dad says things like this

where is shi/herza?

Shes hiding in the discord complaining about the thread

my dude u should spend time in the gym instead of malding at ur screen

She hate me ;_:
Can't do nothin to win her love desu

I'm making fun of you buddy, there's not a single ounce of mad in my post only joy that you make it this easy :)

does anybody else's scars itch sometimes? particularly when it's hot out or if you're standing up for a while?

discord

ew

how do you tell a guy that you want him to put his dick inside you, without being weird about it?

I'm making fun of you buddy, there's not a single ounce of mad in my post only joy that you make it this easy :)

hey dad... i know you said that when two ppl love each other very much they have sex... and you love me a lot right.... so what if..... you introduced me to your friends so i could have sex with them

This may surprise you, but: Itching can also be associated with skin cancer. In fact, research shows that skin cancer itches around 40 percent of the time, says dermatologist Gil Yosipovitch, MD, director of the Miami Itch Center at University of Miami Miller School of Medicine.

Oh no

sometimes ya just want a guy to choke you to bring you to climax.
god forbid.

there's not a single ounce

i know, ur body probably has hundreds, thousands even, of extra weight :3

Can you guys give me one good reason why making fun of him would make me mad? i don't understand your logic with this one

All I said was that not all homo sex is gay. Gay people are not the only ones having homo sex. We know this. There is verifiable data. We know that at least 10 times as many men have had same sex experience as there are self identified "gay" men, and those are just the ones that will admit to it.

That means there are ten times as many men who have had homo sex and noped out of making it a basis and plan for life.

You people act like I am somehow responsible for the consensus of all men through history. All I am doing is reporting the facts, and mine are 20 years damn old, so it has probably only gone up.

If you choose to believe they are all closet cases, then fine. But if some same sex experience and being closeted are the same thing, then there is no such thing as experimentation. Its like some weird gay version of Pre-Destination. It also reinforces the idea that heterosexuality is not about attraction to females and the attendant lifestyle, but chastity from homo sex. Its defined by what it is not, not what it ostensibly is.

Which is to say that if a guy can fuck around with guys, nope out, move on to get married and have kids, then what the hell is the point of calling him gay at all? And if he is gay, then why are his lifestyle choices not eligible for tolerance and personal choices?

You tell people it is some genetic mandate, and then when someone like bisexuals come along and prove to you that it is not, you get angry with them for not joining your "cause" which has no clear logos, ethos or goals anyways.

You tell people you want to be free to "love" who you want, then attack others when they do just that. You claim you want marriage and fault bis when and only when they leave a guy for a girl, but not vice versa, and then fail monogamy and long term relationships until its a joke amongst yourselves.

You claim you want people to be free to be open and true to themselves, and then attack bis, troons, straights and everyone else.

it's not gay!
it's an olympic sport!

not all homo sex is gay

what in the copium
have you seen a therapist before bc you really should see one

Send him a text message sis

I kind of wondered about that.

Thank you for the minority report. The rest cant seem to handle that much text without raging in disappointment that there wasnt any goon material at the end.

This has been stuck in my head for a few days
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNTkXdfET9E

How do I not choke my bottom to death when I do this?

because it means you give a shit.

the opposite of love isn't hate. the opposite of caring it's not caring. love or hate still amounts to giving a fuck.

if you don't give a fuck
like we don't give a fuck
like what?

cold ass ridin'

people have been saying this place is getting worse since the start of the gen this is just your first the experiencing this part of the cycle

i meant in the us

don't worry about it, i want tops who want to hurt or kill me

I give a shit to the point where i think it's funny imagining him collecting all this for his avatar fagging sure but where am i supposed to get mad about it? I'm having fun pointing it out to him when i see him, when does me getting angry part kick in?

this part of the cycle

so apparently we do a trade war every hundred years. that's cool.

ignore that I'm dumb

i don't understand the appeal of avatarfagging
don't you ever want to change up what you're posting?

it's just weird to watch them like animals. they're a lot better at dealing with plagues now. so there's that.

and he brings it up every day every hour, it's like she can't live without my posts :0
so now that your timur is gone you acknowledge me, very lovely >:|

it's much more important for them that you know it was them posting than it is to change things up

seriously how do i find a sugar daddy if i'm not ugly (not saying i'm hot, just not ugly)

Also, a note to acknowledge in advance that no one will have any lucid replies to answer any of the charges. However gay brain will foment responses like to completely dodge the topic as cope, and then have the gall to call it cope for having no lucid response.

The math is on my side though, so Im good.

You can all go back to your dignified discussion about dicks, pits, holes and all the other aspects that reflect how deserving of respect gays are. The rest of us will just be enjoying the laff.

I really dont think its a sexual disorder. The imitation of sex is just the symptom. The disorder is the reasoning it takes to get to a place where you abandon family, friends, reputation, opportunities, social access and even safety to seek ritual degradation from other men.

Youll never hear a grade school boy insist he wants sodomized, yet you are all certain you were born that way for some reason. Logic and causality are the first thing to go, it seems. After that, sanity, and from there I suppose you could believe anything.

I'm so sorry you thought you would get to avatar fag in peace on a image board that's famously anonymous

:)

sometimes i see 'phobes saying that gays are only gay because they were molested as kids. what point is that supposed to make though? even if its true you can't unmolest yourself

they want to be remembered and have a character arc that develops over time as they come here frequently. when it's all anon, you start to feel like you're replying to yourself. they yearn for a deeper social connection than anonymity. you get people posting discords. it's whatever. tripfags gunna tripfag. anon will always hate them for being attentionwhores. is what it is. it's only problematic when they cross the line. some can't let things go. they get so huttburt that they'll dox anons and harass eachother. you have to be careful 'lest you attract the /wrong/ attention as a tripfag.

Is someone attacking your avatars again? They get desperate when they run out of normies to attack, and then turn on anyone left. Thats how it goes here. This thread generally is an asylum for the most socially, mentally and emotionally disabled neets. Normal decent people make them rage.

I like your posts and you bring cheer. Plus you have interesting things and activities you share that arent brainlet gooner babbling. I for one appreciate it. Just my take.

hold kjeft

i guess, i do it sometimes when im on my phone or other times with characters i relate to (ciel, dokuga, etc)

idk i just didn't feel like engaging
engaging in homosexuality is gay
that's what gay means
homosexual
you can be bisexual and engage in homosexual activity, and that activity is gay regardless of what other sexual activity you engage in

Youll never hear a grade school boy insist he wants sodomized

dude that was literally me lmfao

im aware, i've been around too long so i've seen it happen

This falls apart so fast when you learn a lot of people are still gay without the molestation part but being educated is asking a lot from people like that

Which one's timur?

Its neetnog troonsucker again, isnt it? I notice he seems to rage at anyone happier than him. The worst kind of troll, the kind that dont realize they are natural trolls. Which means theyre this way IRL and dont know it.

så søt å se deg stå opp for minoritetane i tråden

it’s cooper you guys suck at this game

No, it's the has been cooper.

shut up cooper

are you excited to meet the emerald witch?

Idk who that is. I never kept track of the discord dramas, assuming that is where it came from.

This place has a cycle also where some trip posts pics, a dozen or so anons immediately get a crush, and then go psychotic if they are rejected or not picked, run them off, usually with pedo accusations, and then bring them up years later as if they are still here. I just dont keep up with it, lose track, confuse who is who. I am constantly getting them confused actually. The only one I remember is the larper with the beard and the mulatto because they never stfu about them and its been literally years.

discord dramas

lmao new

most things don't get under my skin anymore but using something horrible happening to children as a political gotcha in your campaign to justify hatred makes me sick to my stomach

it’s a fat old norwegian on welfare that has been stinking the place up for years and years don’t think he ever was on discord though

Sure buddy. It mustve been really important.

i miss mirc chat

Jäger :s
lol thank u

Is gay dating real
Like do gay men actually go on dates or do they just have sex

it was to me :(
i'm not a discord nerd

are you gonna fuck that guy for defending you

The names often sound alike too, which doesnt help. And they often have alts. Is the one you are talking about the one that larps as some Holy Crusader? Idk, there may be more than one, thats why I dont bother to keep up. They just dont seem that important to me, I guess because that one seems so redundant.

The rest are basically only known for their angry group of rejected groupies, and its just not that interesting to me. I guess its appealing to others who dont really have interests beyond the general.

You seem to know a lot about this place for someone that don't bother to keep up, no I'm not the holy crusader sorry

I wasnt judging. I am just saying it is outside my scope of interest, just as pretty much everything I maunder on about is just static to most here. Even the trips I really like fall off my radar and memory eventually.

i found my bf on Anon Babble

Is he a chud

One minute I am new, the next I know too much.

Idk who you are. I was saying Idk who Cooper is, and thought maybe it was the guy that posts as a holy crusader. He had several alts iirc. But I dont clearly remember them either. But it was usually the same general theme.

I thought it was the one someone called the "gay jew" but I might have that confused also, which is why I dont even bother trying to keep track.

Someone has to consistently trip for about a year before I can remember and have some notable style. If they are constantly coming and going, I tend to forget or get them confused, or if all they are known for is drama.

The one with the beard was funny because I rarely saw him post anything but his beard pics, but he was memorable because his groupies never, ever stopped talking about him. But he barely ever said anything himself, at least here, which is why I assumed it was a discord thing.

I was in all the discords at least once and it took about 30 seconds to decide they were dead zones and just gooners cautiously prodding each other hoping to sext or something and left. I didnt even have the patience for the siscord, and he was a lot of fun. But it was still just gaygen drama nonsense. He loved it, I didnt. He was peculiar that way.

young gays are romantic and passionate
old gays are heart broken and bitter

Lies

You're still new i just think it was funny how you go so out of your way to let everyone know what you don't bother keeping up with any of this while still having educated guesses

i don't believe u

ive talked to a few people who claim theyve done it and it always sounds like an anime romcom happy ending to me

Its real in the sense that many poor young guys do earnestly attempt to imitate straight dating rituals. Idt there is anything wrong with it if they have never experienced same sex romance in any other scenario. I appreciate that it shows they have more self respect than the ones who have no skills out of hookups or, worse, app hook ups.

Sadly, at some point, I think most stop dating and just go to hookups. I respect the ones that hold on to some structure, just because its going to give them a better experience, but at the cost of repeated heartbreaks. I think that framework is important though, despite any other criticisms, because that structure is what girders the rest that keeps them normal and generally sane and healthy.

I am known to question its validity as a plan for life. But if someone is convinced that a more mainstream, socially rewarding life path is not for them, if they really believe that, then luckily, we do enjoy a culture (for as long as it lasts) that people can pursue that path for romance, however challenging.

The ones that really do end up making something out of it other than puerile sex usually find each other later in life, after a lot of failed attempts, and appreciate each other. Which is good, it means they share values that will help them both, and each other.

So if they both believe it, then it must be real, even if it isnt obvious to everyone, or those who deliberately refuse to see it.

it's 48f out but feels like 36f
i really want sonic but i might die from hypothermia

it's trueee!! >.<

strongest i have ever been

still look like shit because riddled with loose skin

fuck

I was just trying to explain why I am not up on something that seems to be common knowledge with others.

So I am new, and yet somehow making "educated" guesses. This starkly incoherent direction of indictments flags you as the neetnog, which means if I continue to engage, I will just waste more time trying to make sense of gibberish. If its not the neetnog, its close enough.

skill issue

what you listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=m_m2oYJkx1A

Loose skin taught me that you can never truly fix the mistakes you make in life

girl you might be slow, ever considered getting this checked out?

leaving for the c store
anybody want anything?

there's something about how you break line so consistently while dragging out whatever you're talking about to a short novel that makes me think you're a robot

youtube.com/watch?v=UYv269-HcqU

They do go on dates, but it looks weird af sis.

Its real in the sense that many poor young guys do earnestly attempt to imitate straight dating rituals. Idt there is anything wrong with it if they have never experienced same sex romance in any other scenario. I appreciate that it shows they have more self respect than the ones who have no skills out of hookups or, worse, app hook ups. Sadly, at some point, I think most stop dating and just go to hookups. I respect the ones that hold on to some structure, just because its going to give them a better experience, but at the cost of repeated heartbreaks. I think that framework is important though, despite any other criticisms, because that structure is what girders the rest that keeps them normal and generally sane and healthy. I am known to question its validity as a plan for life. But if someone is convinced that a more mainstream, socially rewarding life path is not for them, if they really believe that, then luckily, we do enjoy a culture (for as long as it lasts) that people can pursue that path for romance, however challenging. The ones that really do end up making something out of it other than puerile sex usually find each other later in life, after a lot of failed attempts, and appreciate each other. Which is good, it means they share values that will help them both, and each other. So if they both believe it, then it must be real, even if it isnt obvious to everyone, or those who deliberately refuse to see it. Im sure this helped and now you have something legible you were surely about to contribute to without bitching about meta critiques.

i'm the symbiotic emotionally-dependent lover of your dreams. can't you tell??

Last time i went on a date he showed up with a large painted on black bar a cross his face that he said he planned on tattooing. I was out of there so fast

every gay would be in a happy relationship if there were a cure for bpd

exsqueeze me, wasn't talking to you. step aside

Good lord.

You've offered a nuanced perspective on the complexities of dating and relationships within a culture that often prioritizes quick connections over meaningful bonds. It’s commendable that you recognize the value of structure in dating, as it can foster self-respect and lead to more profound connections down the line, even if heartbreak is part of the journey. Your acknowledgment of those who pursue a non-mainstream path highlights the importance of personal choice and the understanding that love can manifest in various forms. Ultimately, the resilience and shared values that emerge from these experiences can lead to fulfilling relationships, even if the journey is unconventional.

youtu.be/TjyQUGQRPd8

crushing on a coworker for a while

during the week there's a remodeling going on and he can't work one of his locations so he instead works one of mine

i end up finishing early and helping him at his (normally mine) location anyway

no thanks

ff to saturday (today)

the location that didn't get worked by him got a delivery so i end up working half of it since i have a lot of time to kill and i feel bad just leaving it for my coworker on monday

his response is only verbatim "appreciate it"

i love this man but i hate him so much i wish i could kiss him.

You are the lamprey of my shark sis.

what a riveting storytime

i'm going to push my thumbs into your eyes until you are permanently blind.

why don't you ask him out?

have you tried being more appealing

If you're trying to imitate male/female romance, you're doing wrong. It should be like heterosexual male/male friendship. Like a friend you have fun with and can fuck and trust.

i've suspected he might be gay but he flipflops between hot and cold towards me so i think he' sjust a normal str*ight man and i'm just retarded.
i cannot alter my physical appearance, if i am ugly then i am ugly and there is no changing that.
so basically it's just fucking over chat.

uwu *seductively raises my eyelids* really? just for me?

I guess there is also bravado in hetero male friendships cause they're trying to impress each other with their strength and prove they are the best in the group. Gay friendships don't really need this if there are established (top/bottom) roles in the group already. So it's the friendship without the bravado.

hot and cold

a tsundere

describe him being 'hot' towards you

Tex wake up after musk implant surgety : but where is my latino top asexual boyfriend hairy?

Doctor says. He Dead. Another family of four killed by Texanon's drunk driving.

he wants nothing to d owith me, i must accept this otherwise i will keep groveling and trying to get his attention only for him to mumble and then never reciprocate anything.
true love.

she fell for a straight man again

mama never learns..

Straight guy chasing only leads to misery

i cannot alter my physical appearance

this literally isnt true, lindsay lohan got an insanely cunt new face after looking like an elderly plastic surgery monster for a minute

reciprocate these

he used to text me out of the blue to help me and "kill time" at work. now even if i have a tough shift (which is literally every shift compared to his) he never even bothers to ask me if i would like any help despite me helping him every chance i get. i have to go help him if i ever want any time to talk to him which is few and far between since i always have a heavier workload than him. he used to smile at me when he'd see me and talk to me but now when i meet him anywhere he's just stern. it's over, basically.

there's for sure some brand new surgery going around in Hollywood that fixes the botched faces

I commend you for at least trying to use intuition and making an effort instead of waiting for him to wave a billboard in your face saying "I WANT HOLE" like most of the chucklefucks in here. Adapt, and keep at it. There might still be something there. Although if he is straight, it will have to be more situational. You know how straights need the decision to opportunity window within about 30 seconds from each other. They tend to just be too much work because they need too much time to talk themselves into it unless they already have experience. Setting them up to chase you instead only works when they arent neurotic about it, so its usually a dead end. They don't want chased, but they don't have the sense to cash in quickly either. Thus, "straight".

kinda sounds like he clocked you and feels weirded out

i'm not too worried anyway he's like 25 and i'm almost 30 so it's just a viscerally nasty feeling anyway. i need a man my age or older to understand me and my experiences and feelings.

Disgusting

Yeah it sounds like a dead end. At least you tried. Unless you have a ton of time to develop it, and its just never worth it. One tactic is to get some distance and let them be the one in pursuit, but straights just normally don't have that intuition. They have a menu in their head and just stick to it.

so, in so many words, you are saying that it;s fucking over?

'm almost 30

jesus christ, you're ancient

It's been 30 fucking years sis. How long does it take to pull your pants up?

yeah its genuinely crazy, we had some sort of breakthrough in plastic surgery technology

Let's do a group review of this guys posts
lgbt.anonbabble.com/

First thoughts, "Calling all bottom chasers" in /chasergen/ is quite the embarrassing start for your namefag career

I'm sorry that its fading. I know that can be hurtful, and you don't want to risk being exploited. A general solution is to give them what they want, and if they want distance, then give them that. If nothing else, you get the satisfaction of showing him what its like when he doesn't have his special friend around. I still think you did real good. You represented very well, as well as for yourself.

soon you'll all be old maids too and then we'll see who's laughing

I'm already old :(

Wait a minute. I just remembered tex was mean to me for no reason. Fuck that nigga.

I'm turning 30 in 3 months sis. Gonna eat a big ass buffet to celebrate.

i'm drunk so yo probably deserved it (jk im sorry please dont hate me).

youtube.com/watch?v=jkncVA-XRN0

(jk im sorry please dont hate me).

Stand up for yourself, he did deserve that

So it's not true what they say about Texas?

i will never feel at home on Anon Babble(nel) because i can never rest easy if i am mean to anyone on the internet.

Have you ever considered growing a back bone?

H-hold hands?

i like it when you're mean.

It's hot? <.<

There's apparently more than steers and queers there.

You're an empath

im not in any gigi discord lol

See the difference me and you, bitch, my shit hits

You're a size too big, bitch and my shit fits

Might be the hardest lyrics ever put in song

unironically.
i can usually tell if someone i meet is someone worth trusting or not.

i just lied for fun, no hard feelings buddy

has woman's intuition

claims to not be intersex

and yet you trust these straights with your heart???

I'm not worth trusting. I broke an empaths heart. I wish I was a better person.

top

under 7 inches penis length

HAHAHAHAHA

i would be in poxcord but im persona non grata

i don't understand what this means

poxcord

i am better at reading auras through text and text conversations, i m garbage at vocal interactions (autism). i see an attractive man smile at me and actively try to help me at work and i assume maybe he's gay but then the more i work the more i realize it's just over and he's not gay and it's over.

I'll reapply as a side then.

lets get you some latin lessons

I feel so left out, don't do me like this

IQ too high to be a bottom

dick too small to be a top

too horny to be a side

The world wasn't meant for me.

wnt2die hitting like the boxing day tsunami

nothing is as it seems

is this post not what i see?

Aka doxcord. You should feel fortunate to be left out. most servers don't live up to your expectations

what i do? what is you talmbout?

Laxative stack until June 22 aka Beach Day

Same. I post cawk and the nicest compliment I received was someone said they would suck it in silence, no talking or they leave.

splitting off on your own to a different place always seemed like a bad idea to me, i remember back in the days when it used to be manycam links that got spammed before discord arrived

I think the appeal of this place to me is seeing people at a glimpse, and them seeing me at a glimpse. Anytime he gets more intimate than that that's when the warts show. I have no gay friends in real life. I've never had any gay friends or connections to gay circles. All of my in real life friends are straight.

lmfao

One person asked if im ftm:(

sides aren't horny

Why do people think this? You can still kiss and suck dick for hours sis.

If they were really horny they'd be using every tool available

What do you want from gay friends? Is sex off limits? You need to be clear with your intentions upfront. What do you wanna do with gay friends?

Gay friends are overrated anyways, find comfort with the faghags that will endlessly hype you up instead

so glad to still have my anal virginia

At this point I don't know that I want gay friends. Because I spent so long repressing that I don't know how to interact with them. I still get uncomfortable if they want to be touchy feely or a flirt, so I guess this board was an outlet for being completely dysfunctional and having missed the boat on living a normal life as a gay. It is what it is, I don't want sympathy for being like this.

Good plan. Except I'm completely straight passing and women who are interested in me are usually interested in me because I'm tall and athletic and fit the bill for a straight guy. faghags don't want me

holy shit am i shadow banned why am i not getting any (you)s wtf i hate you hiroshimoot!!!

being around gays makes me feel like im not some unique breed of freak that the hets semisecretly want to dissect and study

I'd like to take your Virginia to Pennisylvania iykwim

same. oral all day but have never let a guy do anal on me.

It legit makes you wonder what sort of mental state someone would be in just to say something like that and not realize how batshit they are.

just give the girls false hopes and keep them in the friendzone

I'm completely straight passing

That's how i collected all of mine lmao, every single one of my best girl friends used to have crushes on me growing up

We can see you luv, we're just ignoring you

shut up pls

so rude today

that's so mean
i'd rather be a sex slave than ignored

I don't pretend to be mentally well. I am mentally ill. I'm not in denial about it
It's worked so far! Even when I had sex with them

You're just indecisive and don't know what you want. It's fine if you don't know or never practiced, just figure out what things you enjoy then add gay dudes into that activity and see if it's fun. You don't have to have sex if you don't want to. It could just be a group of bottoms going to kpop concert together and having a fun night out. Set boundaries and know what you want. Then set out a plan to go out there and have fun.

Nor should you. Gays are horrible, horrible people. Not even, really. More like slobbering animals. Want proof?

Go to a gay bar and try having a normal conversation that isnt supposed to end in hitting you up for sex. I dare you. I fucking dare you. And see what they are like.

Foul rotten wretched beasts that should be herded like swine and driven into the sea.

INTO THE SEA!!!

Sounds like something I'd post sis.

honey u know damn well i get way ruder than that

This is really dramatic but you are right, gay friends are not worth it

Well at least I didn't say the other part that I wanted you on the Floorida
Oh hey you can be my sex slave. But I have a food fetish, and I want you to go in the kitchen and make cinnamon rolls

You aren't looking for good fish if you're at the bar sis. Maybe try a cafe or opera house.

go to hookup spot

get mad when u get hooked up

?

Nice. I think the problem is that I wasn't around the kind of girls that liked sensitive guys, or artsy guys so I projected the opposite. And it got me into a lot of trouble because then I attracted girls that wanted those types of guys.
Saving this
I've never been to a gay bar only straight bars. Well one time I tried to go into one, and the first thing that I saw was like really fat Latinos and drag, and I had to get out of there as fast as possible. It was not what I had been hoping for I guess.

where's the wholesome kind boyfriend spot

I want you to show me, I've been trying to convince this pooner to try to troll our thread.

Go over there and let him know how pathetic he is for not even trying

i think u just meet those organically idk

naurrr

why are you in ftmg anyhow

naurrr

Why not? :( I thought we had something special, my perfect shiza would have

i throw around bait posts in the other gens when this one slows down, /ftm/ is usually the only one dumb enough to fall for any of it

If I had gay friends, I'd be open to sex but we're not boyfriends. It's not like we're pretending to be friends, then later we slowly develop romantic feelings and become boyfriends like how straight women and men do. But the point is that I have plans made and I want them to come ride horses with me or take dance lessons with me. It's about doing the stuff besides sex first, then we have sex later if we feel like it.

oh figures, poorly imitating men is the peak of foid naivete lol

They're at church and libraries sis.

you're the reason why having gay friends is a bad idea

I'm fat and ugly though, so I'm working on that lol.

Gaygen is just a bunch of trannies and loser fags violently attacking and fucking with normal gay men.

how are you working on the ugly?

keep in mind this "guy" is only mad now because i provided a direct link to all of his cringe posts

Hello normal game in here. How are you

the church???? disgusting heathen

The problem is sex makes you exclusive to somebody and makes others jealous. So you have to ban sex from the group and make it purely platonic friendships. Or you open up to polygamy. Unless you want that weird hetero romance where a woman and man pretends to be friends for awhile before actually dating for real.

I don't get it, what were they asking for?

attention

Lmfao I was just shitposting on here like normal, that’s actually fucking scary ewwwwwww get a life.

Not at your house, based on your nasty attitude.

/ftmg/ is baited constantly from other boards, generals, so on so forth. It's 25% people taking bait "sarcastically" (Pretending to be retarded), 25% taking it genuinely, 25% people calling them retards for taking bait, and 25% the baiters themselves. There might actually be more baiters, it may be the funniest gen to piss off. The second funniest is /chasergen/. Mad props to Spider for pissing everyone off.

I'm saving up to buy a wig for my bald spot sis.

It sounds to me like buggy did a rebrand, but it still as unlikeable as ever lol

Oh >.>

i was just pretending

What a classic

good morning!

Girls

I unironically want a bf like Adam. He's such an adorable weirdo
I'm sorry for being a loser fag

The times that I visited ftmg I thought it was sad how it's just a bunch of men and trannies harassing them for sex. Like they can't even have a thread of their own here without these imbeciles harassing them. Most ftms that I've met have been WAY nicer to me than gay men or trannies. They're kind of like an open book and I find that more appealing than the rest of the people on here

chasergen totally ignored me, what are the right buttons to press in that gen to get them going?

I don’t know how to say this in words that would do it justice, but this lunatic is actually fucking nasty.

He’s talking about raping men in here and when I said he was disgusting he started no life searching through my posts.

Get therapy you weird fucking chud.

For me, gay friends are like straight friends except you can have sex with them.

me too esp since im so lena coded

Buggy you are the most unlikable person I've ever met. I like nothing about you except when you're gone.

cool story bro, why are you sperging out about him to me? don't feel like i asked for this

Definitely, if they want to bait there's ways to do it other than copying Tranny Hater.
It's a gamble but I generally copy Spider.

lena coded

lmao

Like what's the difference between gay friends and straight friends, if you both do and play the same hobbies with them, but you also don't have sex with either your gay or straight friends. Your gay and straight friends are practically indistinguishable. There's no difference between your straight friend and your gay friend anymore.

i am! im literally lena dunham of gaygen!

voca.ro/1dDVoFXPE7lH

Not buggy but buggy vibes. Are you also from some desolate armpit portion of the United states? Buggy is from Cincinnati, maybe she has a retarded twin separated from birth

shameful take incoming, i actually really liked her Girls tv show a lot

I’m close to there actually

I think it's like picking on the weakest kid at school when you go after FTM though. They already admit that they are messed up, whereas with trannies they are so far up their own ass with their delusions and then being aggressive about defending their delusions that I really don't care if you pick on them

Every gen hates Buggy/Spider

Kek

You should go and have orange soda McDonald's Kentucky sex with buggy, because I'm pretty sure no one else wants her

The only meaningful difference would be that a fem bottom would have different interests and hobbies from a straight friend. So even if you won't have sex with the fem bottom, you can still talk and do gay stuff like painting your nails that you wouldn't do with a straight friend.

There’s some normal people in here, and by normal I mean not violent schitzo phrenic sexually depraved evil fuckers. Not talking about every poster

Also I’m doing good thanks for asking just made brownies

Why are they black or something? Anyone have pictures and can describe their personality.

why would it be shameful its literally women's tv goat alongside fleabag

I really did like you at first because I felt like we had a lot in common but when you said the thing about being a chaser and wanting to suck off trannies that was when I was like nah get this nigga over to his meat pacifier general I hate chases more than anything

extremely based take. picking on MTFs is understandable when they are extremely narcissistic, the ones who admit they're fucked up are fine imo. same with FTMs.
at least the FTMs stay in their general (except buggy) though

Someone said that they've seen buggy in real life and that they are trans. She doesn't post real pictures which usually means uggo

08:32:30

08:33:32

Oh no he's crashing out

youtube.com/watch?v=1q77P4mXnPQ

I mean can you blame someone for not posting their selfie on Anon Babble? Lmfao if you work a 9-5 it’s like the stupidest thing you could do.
Okay but you completely spazzed out, you don’t have to like someone. But turning serial killer out of nowhere is why I never seriously considered you. You just seemed like some mean asshole who’d switch sides and stab someone at the drop of a hat. And you did.

Imo DARVO is not a very good manipulation tactic. Not at all.

Yeah but they can't post a hand picture even? They can't post a picture and crop the face out? Sus. The reason they couldn't do it is because they're trans, a guy from her hometown said he ran into her with her boyfriend and she trans
Yeah that's because that 99% of the board is trannies and chasers now. And I do think it's such a gross fetish to want to suck a trans woman on the dick because why would you want to do that? Like have some standards about yourself. Keep something so you're not just a guy that will do anything with anyone.

you're the only one that has been spazzing out in this thread

crazy post history

That's really based actually

which part? the straight porn or wanting to bang someones wife?

youtube.com/watch?v=LWCe9Rhg6EE

Lmfao talking about sex and actually having it are completely different things.

Actually laughed out loud at the top post. What's up with how many bi men end up being cucks?

modesto

I'm convinced most bi men only call themselves bi because they're scared to admit to being just gay

Buggy didn’t, but look where running your mouth got you.

What's your excuse?

good aim

Sick comeback dude, you really showed him

He actually did tho

You would think that wouldn't you

tooth plaque

swollen sebum glands on back

that slime between balls and thigh pit

smegma

that gel that forms behind ears

tonsil stones

i sure make a lot of stinky cheeses

I literally can't stop myself from sniffing my finger after dragging it a long all those closed off sweaty places like behind the ear and the bellybutton

[Advertise on Anon Babble]

That's why they call xir Shiza.

umm

come thru lil bro

I think the apple's rotten right to the core from all the things passed down from all the apples coming before

I post pics

go away you're a dirty old predator. the cops will get your kind soon enough

I hate how all the female artist try so hard to associate themselves with gay culture nowadays, it feels so forced

oh really? post your face

I'm the same guy posting about how I'll never meet anyone from this website lol get a life loser.

Lmao take a peak at this thread

/MEFgen/ - Shattered Masculinity Edition

what is MEF?

"Masochistic Emasculation Fetish" is a term that gained internet prominence through the posts of a reddit/tumblr user called whxylup and appeared on some microblogs in the early 2010s.

Hiii

you'll try to dox me

How? it's just your face, we would need a name or something to do that

try

He doesn't know...lmfao

I like to imagine they're all transmaxxers from the pinkpilling of Anon Babble that somehow didn't detrans yet. I feel bad for the HSTS of the board.

You've already tried.....and tried..... and tried to dox me, since thorny last November. Why are you such a seething little germ who needs to harass people? Have sex

i vaguely remember the name thorny

Sure pig. Eat my asshole

So angry, do you want me to pretend to feel bad about whatever i did to you?

People are so easily brainwashed and the current brainwashing of the typical straight male is "be utterly disgusted, but say you tolerate gays." There have been plenty of times throughout history when the brainwashing was "be utterly disgusted, KILL gays." So we should be grateful for that, but I hate how the world is full of drones who basically hate your guts if you don't If you don't share the same sexual preference as them.

I'll never understand why they even care, not once have i ever seen a straight person and thought about what they do in bed to a point where it makes me angry

Yea how about that

Aww I was too late :(