Fucking captchas edition.
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Thank you for making a thread OP, I've been checking every two or so hours all day :^(
Dinner went really well. Getting into the groove of routine. Chaos bit also feels really good having everyone visit.
There's new Darktide content drops. More lore and a new mission. I haven't played since Havoc and the PS5 launch. Not really. I've been wanting to play but not really at the same time?
I'm up! Trying the new formula, half and half it with the tiddy milk
Is it wrong I struck out the only other girl in our (elementary school-era) baseball league twice in one game?
In life if you want to do something you can just do it. Why didn't you make it?
this looks a lot more fun than having to go walk outside
I'm thinking of 4D Movies and Vidya. Imagine doing the Back to the Future ride in your own living room
ANAL SEX
I'm too shy and too scared to ask. Not really a fan to begin with, but if She asked? You better believe it.
maybe not, talking big on the internet vs getting your button stretched
I'd be careful if I were you, burger. Your wife knows this thread exists, or am I misremembering?
She do but not internet addicted like I am. I only gotta worry about her looking over my shoulder when I'm phoneposting and we're cuddling.
I'm technically doing my classes right now
We're still spooky h@x0rz dark web to her. I'm not allowed to add anyone on anything
Waaaiit a minute
Are you rooting for her to knock on the backdoor?
10 more minutes until we find out if we're heading into another recession or another depression :)
huh? what did i miss?
Imagine dating your best friend from school (your first and last love) and moving abroad to have a gay little family together in a big sunny apartment, being disgustingly happy and posting mushy photos on Instagram. Now I get why envy is a sin.
Wrong You(you)
Almost done. Gonna run to Del Taco later, take forever but it's fine
You'll never know until you try!
Don't you be giving me ideas now
She laughs at me when I tit the baby. Doctor said! Mom said! Makes me feel self conscious and shit.
All three of the /clg/ threads I've ever made died before bump limit, my OPs must be terrible :(
Business community mad about tariffs. Apparently using playbooks that worked in the 19th century but became disastrous in the 20th are "moronic" now. Everyone's mad at the US and friendlier with China, and now Trump's scrambling to "talk" with the world since the billionaire class is mad at him for possibly overplaying his hand and overestimating US soft power.
Whole thing’s stupid anyway, since Trump’s not hiking taxes in order to bring jobs back to the US. He doesn’t want to bring jobs back (at least not until the US is reduced to third world living-standards,) and the GOP doesn’t want to “waste” the revenue generated on things like national infrastructure that the rich don't even need and won't even use. Building bridges in West Virginia might be good for the people there but it's still considered wasted money since rich people don't even go to West Virginia.
The goal of these tariffs is simply to move away from a world where rich people pay taxes and towards one where taxes are almost entirely dumped on the poor. Get rid of the “bad” taxes (progressive income, inheritance, estate, property, capital gains, wealth, payroll) that the rich don’t like and move to a system which raises revenue through “fair” taxes (flat income, sales, VATs, tariffs) which are fair because they hit the poor disproportionately harder. The goal of Trump and the GOP is to build a massive nanny state that exclusively serves the rich but is almost entirely funded by the poor. If such a scheme seems unsustainable long term and looks like it might collapse the US in the future, that’s because it is and it will.
Putting aside the fact that tariffs became disastrous in the highly interconnected world of the 20th century, tariffs traditionally have three goals:
Raise revenue for the government.
Discourage the purchasing of foreign products and encourage buying domestic.
Fund domestic manufacturing and national infrastructure.
All three of these create a system where taxes are hiked on everyone, but in a way even the poor can accept, so long as the purchasing of domestic products remains cheaper and the revenue is used to pay off the national debt, create jobs, and repair crumbling infrastructure.
However, the GOP is against deficit-reduction since they’re the party that increases it the most, and generating a surplus would rob them of something they can complain about whenever the Dems are in power, just like how permanently securing the border would see the GOP lose something they can always get white people enraged about. The GOP might want to encourage domestic consumption, but even that claim’s doubtful since they also want to hike sales’ taxes on domestic goods, they don’t want to bring jobs to the US unless the American worker is willing to be worked harder and paid less than someone in a Bangladeshi sweatshop, and (as said earlier) the GOP thinks building anything the rich don’t need is a waste of resources; why build bridges in all the rural states they claim to love (but actually consider to be losers) when that revenue can be stuffed directly into the pockets of the rich?
Trump’s just trying to implement the GOP’s harebrained scheme of a radical tax reform that’ll allow even more money to be redistributed to the billionaire class, and the rich are mad at him because they feel he overstepped and moved too far and too fast into the project.
my crush has been fucking someone else.
we're in the zone. the pain zone
forgot to include pic, on account of the pain i'm in.
what the actual fuck is "mental attractiveness"
also genuinely what does any of this mean, this chart makes no sense
Instead of a vendiagram as a ventesseract
ok, but why does the relationship become closer the more attractive the person is? like how does that make sense? like they're hot so you're suddenly fuck buddies? i don't understand
omg you guyz were supposed to hugbox me not talk about the graph.
ugh you Anons suck at talking for-real. i hate all of you.
We love you but graphic was Silly
I'm sorry you're getting cuckold'd. Tell us about her, pretend you're in a simp contest and you get to finally tell us why she makes your tummy flutter
There's a safe spot right there
All I can provide is petty simping for right now. I throw great pity parties.
She's exceptional, a go-getter, smart, funny, polite, has unique interests, all this impressive shit that would make anyone cool.
But on top of it she's legit a sexy mf. I get horny from the sight of her sometimes. To be ultra-candid. She's got good proportions and a pretty face with clear skin. Full lips and long soft dark hair. I feel so fucking stupid falling for her. She's out of my league. Why am I attracted to what I can't attain? It's like an unconscious form of self-abuse.
Im butt hurt that i cant find others like myself, i am one Thousand percent a real atheist, i am also a real true to life gold star lesbian born female. I have no beef with men, but have all the beef in the world with people who try aggressively passively force me to validate their seriously unstable lust for dick praising. I agree with abortion when its obvious that the parents are going to be trash and vehemently believe that rape should be the punishment for rapists (ALL RAPISTS, IDC if you're male OR female)...
I am aware that its more likely for me to be insulted in here, but at least i KNOW its trash in here, but its honest too, as opposed to going everywhere else that its all fun and games until someone does to YOUR kid, what ever YOUR kid did to someone else..
There no one out there who thinks like.
Never tell me i dont walk alone...
This is so tempting.
Should I get the hpv vaccine? Benefit vs side effects? I want to slut it up while I'm still young.
also, just stopped by to bitch about my not being able to lean in any direction now. both sides pretending to be the other side to show that the "other side" hates me, so that i "fall" on their side. Then have true hates me on both sides, and loves me on both sides. Its all so gross to me...
It's 3 shots over the course of a year or so. I say just do it.
I got mine when I was 25 or 26. I still haven't had sex anyway, but at least am protected from something if I do go for it?
Side effects - I always feel like absolute shit when having blood taken or getting vaccines. But I did get really tired for a long time after having each vaccine and it got progressively worse. I think I'm better now, has been a year or so, and I also had burnout etc. But I did wonder at the time if it was from the vaccine.
If you are slutting it up just get tested regularly yeah.
I was in a virgin4virgin relationship so I'm perfectly clean.
year
So I have to wait a whole year to hook up? Holy shit.
Is this the thread where we LARP as cis
Why not? Seize the day. Unless it's something serious, of course, then don't mind me.
Four one.
disembark in tokyo
get lost and miss the departure time
I wonder if the boat waits around a while for all passengers at each destination. The tight schedule probably makes that impossible. You'd have to fly to one of the later stops and get on there, I guess.
I get horny from the sight of her sometimes.
Honestly same. The other day she was sitting on this elevated table in the half-light and looked much too cool. I even like the way she walks. Why am I so gay