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qott

How many CCs?

Pedro is almost as annoying as he is ugly

Shit thread. End your life this instant peasant.

Bike thread!!!!!! Yay!!!!
My love... 250cc....

It's alright. I prefer easier to read fantasy books desu

You're shit, you should end your life.

nerd sequel to lord of the rings

Oh my goodness... wrong photo.... Still!!!

I prefer manga because it has pictures and looks very cool. And vns.
Haha no thank you
So like a nerd sequel to an already nerdy thing? Horrid combo
It's like when americans put usa flags all over their car

Honestly same

Olive won

How many CCs?

1250 and loving it on my "girls bike" the great HD Sportster

Damn there's convo now but it's about motorcycles which i know nothing about.

They go broom and the people that drive them won't shut up about it.

Kinda miss my vespa, but my small girl does the job perfectly.

Motorcycles should be banned from the fucking roads. Annoying ass obnoxious squealing useless shit engines making too much damn noise

What do you wanna talk about lets climb some trees

Motorcycle drivers are usually super unsafe I've found, always splitting lanes and trying to pass on the inside during a turn at a red etc
If I had any ideas I'd have already presented them

takes up constant 60^2 feet of the road to go grocery shopping

Have you seen any good movies lately :D

100%. 1000% Retards won't even wear a fucking helmet half the time. If drivers in general are already idiots motorcycle drivers are like prime idiots. They're even proud about it as if they were actually doing something. It's fascinating.
So much better when you deafen everyone and ignore traffic rules while anyone could run you over and turn you into a red mist.

mf does grocery shopping in a semi.

I watched the miku who can't sing, in the local theater. It was pretty good but I think they had too many characters. Made it impossible to really get to know any one of them ykwim?
And they guilt trip about how much their ilk gets splattered too like "look twice save a life, loud pipes save lives" how about just don't drive like a retard and save your own life..

I need hot daddy dick in my bussy!!!

Yeah most people are retards, cars and bikes, trucks, whatever, problem with bikes is that it's easier to get away with breaking the traffic laws, doesn't mean everyone does it.

this scene is fun but their asses would not be able to hear each other at all and also would be in a lot of pain from the wind

i wouldn't have expected pooge to say bussy

Was probably a chaser doing a psyop

ai no kusabi has some cool motorcycle bits iirc

So true. Too true. Pure reality written down in text I tell you.
When I say everyone I mean it. Every fucking time there is a bike in every goddam stop they're skipping around like retards ignoring all lanes known to mankind sitting passing past even the red light as if they actually had somewhere to be. I hate it. Every time they're disrespecting rules. I've seen them just skip the red lights as if they weren't even there. Or get so close to people walking by they almost hit them. I hate hate hate them. And I've had so many people I met that won't shut the fuck up about their goddam ugly screeching piece of chinese metal. I hate them. Hate it. "Wear a helmet" "No but it's so annoying" "Wear something to protect your body" "Oh but that's so inconvenient". One of them got in an accident and somehow managed to survive and still fucking refused to follow any rules. Hate. Them.

Whatever you say I find it hilarious. I gotta find something like this in Japanese for immersion. Do you know anything like that?

hey i know it seems counterintuitive to non bikers but sitting still in traffic/at intersections is extremely dangerous on a bike, much more so than lane splitting. numerous studies have made this clear.

Then don't fucking use a bike you disabled monkey

+1ing, lane splitting is arguably much safer for the bike and everyone around them and motorists need to check their blond spots more. but of course the real solution is less cars on the road via better public transit, and

And then what, walk?

that's such a pretty bike anon, I love it!
those are so fun I had one of those for a minute
it's my hobby ;_;
wrong

Maybe konusuba?
Nah, I've gotten very close to wiping yall out several times when someone got beside me at a one lane road red-light then turned out at the same time into the same land then they always flip me off like it's my fault like bro that's illegal as shit. Never met a biker I liked :3

tbqh I can't ride a bike at all
no idea how

same bestie

Are you retarded?
What a nice hobby. Very active and useful to everyone. Wow you know how a piece of metal goes broom and how you like to drive it. Oh wow you even know how there's so many cool brooming pieces of metal. Wowie. Fucking despise all of you monkeys with my soul I swear

To add to this I've never seen a biker wrecked from.just sitting in traffic but I see them often for doing dumb shit like going 120mph while lane splitting or riding 5 wide and in the oncoming lane cause it looks cool like a flock of geese

I mean out of all isekai it's probably the most ironically good one. Still bad. I have another ironic isekai in my backlog that's a gigantic parody of the genre that just acts as if it weren't and that's funnier to me than an aware parody like konosuba

If I could get everything delivered to me I'd never use one, and I don't have car either and even if I had one I'd need to buy a new house with garage and I don't have money for a house right now.

So no, it's bike or walking

did you know that if just 10% of current motorists rode bikes then traffic would pretty much be a thing of the past? they are a lot cheaper than cars and get way better gas mileage. so not only do they make economic sense and social sense (traffic) they are also way more fun than cars. people that hate bikes just hate seeing other people having fun imo its really cringe

How can I make my hands more petite? People keep looking at them over and over.

Then walk you worthless slob.
So true! Kill yourself.
It's slop I haven't really watched any outside of like rezero season 1 and I dropped it because it was getting too happy

aww did a biker steal ur gf/bf?? thats what im starting to think

Implying any lobotomite of that type could handle interacting with a human being.

Dude, it's like a small car, cars are even more dangerous to everyone.

awful rich coming from a trip on Anon Babble bestie. cagers isolate themselves from the world and their environment. biking is freeing and doesn't isolate u from the world at all you are more connected to it. this extends to social interactions

I have studied this. They aren't. You retarded Americans won't fucking stop making gigantic hunks of metal that make it so they are dangerous. Cars are built in every way to both protect the person inside and the people outside. The entire purpose of their external architecture is to protect people. Bikes actively do nothing at all to protect anyone. If you get hit its game over. If you hit a person they're going to get beaten to a coma by the sharp hard edges and exposed wheels. You. Are. An. Idiot.

I don't like cars either you lobotomized presumptuous ape

ugh don't make me want a motorcycle morrreeee

on an unrelated note whats a good way to get into bikes? ^^

I was just saying the insult style humor or whatever is similar. Ive never seen more than 2 episodes of it. Unsure why someone that watches purely for pretty colors and fight scenes hates a genre full of that though. You and the other..poster..

anyway miku movie was oki, no rude humor tho
youtube.com/watch?v=t5U0rrj0dio

That's not how cars are designed, they make them go faster with cheaper materials, make them look expensive with stupid designs, and then they add some "security features".

not all of us live in places with transit options. also if you would rather get hit by a car vs a bike at the same speed than i think u are the one who is lobotomized.

I don't do that. Well I kinda do but I abstain from it in fear of it shrinking my brain. I just really like dragon ball that's about it. The other anime I watch are more about like deeper stories and concepts like uh hinamatsuri I think it was and samurai Champloo and some other movie I forgot and the kimi no na wa movie

I am mad enough now that I could actually punch a hole through one. I hate nothing more than idiots. I research everything I care about and then they go oh mo you're wrong because my fucking feelings tell me so
I hate it I hate idiots so much I can't handle it

u need to learn to love urself hon

I can't even think straight I'm just going to watch something silly and chill down and sleep. I have better things to do than bother with uneducated idiots

too much thinkin in all that I just wanna see/hear "RAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRR SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!" then an episode of dust clearing to reveal no damage done... etc
night

you know what really calms my nerves? a nice motorcycle ride down the freeway

laughed

forgor how doodle. no practice.
i luv all you'll custers<3

henlo emo more doodle
This is my monster hunter wilds hunter desu
Yours is cool

I think I'm going to need a xanny actually it's 100% necessary according to my calculations

Well everyone left that i'd care to talk to. Lata yall

No I don't need it actually. I'm not some sort of emotionally unstable empathy lacking narcissistic manchild that needs medications to get her not burn her house down everytime someone acts a way they don't like. A mere idiot would never cause that on me. はいよ。おやすみ。

the pants r v well done in urs the crease or seams is v real. u added volume with just a couple lines. thats the spirit. i go sleep now. (play marvel gooners until 4am)
canada

Getting home and taking off your bra

Name a better feeling
(Protip: You can't)

i don't have a motorcycle yet but i kinda want a smallish one, any suggestions?

also i think im going to finally change my name in my university's systems soon and start just honmoding or smth because this boymoder shit is ass

feel ok today
hbu

Ty sleep well

Shoes are worse imo

I had a klr250 as well as a few 50cc mopeds, they're all fun

sv650 is a good starter bike

search up used ones in your are and buy whatever looks best to you, get a mechanic to look at it before buying tho

this post for the real. they made a lot of sv650s too so parts are widely available

manmoding

roomie is bleeding or something, needs some pads and she can't go

ok ok I'll go

cashier and the bag girl stare at each other and giggle hard

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

yeh. its all just so. you know.

I can't fucking sleep at all I hate my life I'm so fucking miserable I hate it all

Earlier you mentioned you hadn't ate. If you're hungry that might be why.

I just feel awful I'm not even hungry

qott

none
doubt ill be going outside much anyhow

yeh i swear im on the edge now. its gotten bad. ive never told anyone, but im thinking of dying everyday. i reached out to a therapist i did an initial consult with 6 months ago, asking for a session, but haven't heard back. im not doing well

Do you want to feel bad together anon? I'm the best at everything including feeling the worst so I can empathize a lot.

Depressed and stressed party yaaaay

So does laguna still post here

A party is seen as something joyful so please refrain from using that terminology. We will be having a group mourning of our own happiness with depressing music and only alcohol Xanax and whichever depressants can be gathered. No physical contact too or preferably social interaction as humans need that and get happy when they have it.

Sadly

Therapists aren't often much help anyway
Sorry you're going through it anon, shit sucks

what's going on with you, why are you so sad?

I feel lonely.

whats her lore?

put on some white noise and just meditate, thats what sleep is really
Good luck girl....

Risky, stock market is straight up retarded and we haven't even seen the effects of trumps shit and he's only been in office for a few months

I tried talking to myself like always which helps me sleep and tried to sleep for like half an hour just sitting there with my eyes closed but I just can't manage at all

a friend is way better than any therapist, talk to them and please try to not be alone too much, go to group stuff and keep yourself entertained

you might as well try talking to some ai chatbots if you truly got nobody, at least it helps me when im very lonely

Are you trying to make me mad so sleeping is even harder? I don't think I have the energy in me for it really

at least it would have as much depth as you

navy style song youtube.com/watch?v=AdZ2_tJOLu4

lmao, no why are you getting mad, chill out, try it out sometime, its not bad at all, janitorai, just make an account and the bots actually have decent conversation and rp skills.
but if you are opposed to it just distract yourself with something else, idk olay gacha

do not invest in nvidia lol china is about to destroy the american gpu market. don't invest at all really just save your money

What a bleak reality I live in

You suck and are a shitty person, it's only justice that your life is as miserable for you as you make it for everyone else

You draw like a disabled toddler and speak like one too I can't help but not care about your existence

go for a walk, nighttime walks are nice....
Go see the stars....... they're so pretty, download stellarium, thank me later

and maybe try to not talk, just stop thinking, in my case thats why I put music or the radio on when I try to sleep, makes my head shut up and the nothingness becomes a dream after some minutes, nice stuff

DO NOT RECOMMEND AI CHATBOTS TO SAD PEOPLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY'RE THE WORST ECHOCHAMBER EVER

God had mercy on me and brought me someone with intelligence again
I can't go for a walk at 4 am and I can't really do noise eithe, though I do do those things when trying to sleep usually. I don't know again I feel awful and it's just making me not sleep at all

What are you? Fucking Crazy?
My old shaman used to have a motorcycle and a leather jacket, I made him give it up.
youtube.com/watch?v=N0z9Em8NXlk

Damn I might've actually been wrong

AI chatbots

A xanny might fix this but I refuse so it's just going to be an awful sleepless night and I'll wake up 1 hour before class learn nothing get back and sleep again simple as

I feel awful

well, do u mind if we go deeper?
why do u feel awful?

Don't give drugs to that guy, or give him drugs whatever outcome is funnier

My chest feels weird I'm anxious I feel lonely scared and lost
I'm feeling bad enough to actually be transparent. If you read the lore books you've got to know that's seriously no good

ty for the investment advice parrot

a bit

Here for bike thread
I have a '16 GSXR600 :)
I've been wanting to get a DRZ400sm but haven't been in the right place financially to do it yet

My chest feels weird I'm anxious

whats your sleep schedule like lately?
Mine is fucked up and I feel the same way when its really late and I'm still awake, tired but not really sleepy cuz my mind wont shut down, like rn, maybe its the same for you

I know this doesnt mean much but there always are people out there for you, the world fucking sucks but some of the people in it dont. rely on them, in the end human connections are all we got

whats making u feel that way?

I don't have people because I go out of my way to separate myself from them as much as possible it's like practically playing a persona but just unconsciously you know? At this point I feel I've brainwashed myself into abandoning whatever I might've originally been out of fear. People hurt me a lot often so I'm practically a shell and no person now. My sleep schedule is pretty bad since it can be. I still always wake up early since I hate wasting my time. And yeah I feel the same as you as in feeling tired but still not being able to shut down my brain

I miss going stargazing but it reminded me too much of the man I love
Of wanting to be with him
Of wondering if he's looking up at the same stars, thinking of me the way I'm thinking of him, and knowing he's not
Feeling so alone that I wish I could be a star and not have to suffer heartbreak

Could an autistic twinkhon girlfailure fumble a chill androgynos theyfab? Been in class with them for almost a year and we've known each other casually but it turns out we're working at the same place now too.

I hope that you can find someone to open up to soon... or just to spend time with

being inside a shell sucks so much its unreal, honestly I would say that its more damaging that being "outside"

but please dont give up, social relationships are important to life a happy life...
the good they can bring outweights the bad really hard and this will be too much of a "wagie mug motivational phrase" but oh well, the bad moments should be use to build character and become a better, stronger person instead of isolating yourself and reliving them in fear again a again

think about it, letting your life get washed away by the waves of time is exponentially worse than living it, bad or good, at least for me the time spent in my bedroom tortoise style is almost worthless compared to the "really hard and tiring time" I spent with friends or simply existing outside these 4 walls and my mind

its 4:30 for me so I'll go to sleep cuz if I have to fix my sleep schedule and actually wake up at like 9am when my body tells me to instead of sleeping till 5pm and doing it all over again while :/

you should do the same, a good sleep schedule affects your mood in ways you cant even imagine

good luck and good night!

Tomorrow I'm going to get my hrt, i really wanna see my endo again cause idk how badly my levels are right now so i rather not feel too much pain

I understand but it's complicated. Whatever I'll sleep whenever my body lets me. I also hope you're not who I'm imagining you are but whatever good night yeah

lost love is just like stars, anon
what we see is an image of the past, something that is only that way for us, right now

who knows what he's up to but you shouldn't hang to much to that old image light years away....

not to be a weeb but.... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi

its complicated

EVERYTHING IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta smash it with a hammer and torn it into manageable pieces, like ice really

and you should at least use one of those really aggressive blue light filter apps, your body prob wont let you sleep until it physically cant stay awake so try to force it!!!

and I'm 60% sure I'm who you think I am,,,, dunno if thats bad or good but oh well
Gn!

My glasses have the blue light protection thing but I can't be arsed to wear them while in bed. And yeah whatever. I'll hazard a guess and assume you're the poor soul that texted me some hours ago and went without a reply. I'm sorry but you always talk with such like quality and like commitment I can't help but actually care about what you're saying and I can't really provide a proper response while feeling like ass in bed. Though I really hope you're not her seriously would be like a massive cagada if it were. Whatever gn yeah whatever

riding down an empty road

put my hand on the tank, arch my back and push up with my arm to change my posture

realize there's a guy driving behind

Good advice yeh but my heart won't stop loving him

kintsugi

how to fix something that's been ground to dust
first by a father then by a friend then by a procession of lovers and rapists and no I do NOT mean my prostate I mean my heart

Why must you ruin this angel by making her waste her precious time with someone as meaningless as you paige come on now

You're back in love with Kat??

I see you're still awake laguna. You shoulda drank the salt water like I said dummy :^)

Hell you talminbout?????

I bet the salt water was just to exorcise me

being inside a shell sucks so much its unreal

youtube.com/watch?v=zuo0YOiPPlk

It helps with hunger feelings and makes it easier to sleep on an empty tummy. Make sure you look up the amount of salt though, too much makes you die

Now I'm craving some of that salt water for real

Easier less painful ways than liver/kidney failure :/

have to take either taxi or drive to the workbus stop

I use a motorbike

after some days see some dude that stays there waiting for the taxi

offer him a ride

like a mile in

grabs me by the waist

Motherfucker I almost dropped him, cis people are so fucking weird.

Party pooper

why do I feel clingy the tireder I get

to be fair maybe he hadn't ridden before and probably thought it was safest thing you can do

The more tired the harder to be strong aka the easier to be vulnerable and when vulnerable one feels lonely and being lonely and weak makes you clingy. I know because a cat told me once.

Nah, that was intentional, someone that don't know how to ride passenger on a bike can't even get on, he took curves fine.

I'm sorry you're hurting old friend, I know what loneliness is like and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. No advice for that one from advice anon sadly..

Its just passive advice anon now I guess. I appreciate the thought I suppose

That's like what you're supposed to do? I mean idk the seating arrangement for the bike, but people always told me to hold onto them when I rid with them.

Kinda wish I’d gotten the tuxedo one too tho

Lean on the friends or people available to you that's all i can say, try to find something that makes you laugh for real with them and then immediately try to sleep instead of chasing that happiness feeling, failing, and feeling even worse after. Sometimes has worked for me in the past when things were worse.

That person just fell asleep and I don't want to bother anyone else at these hours. Can't even enjoy a nice silly yt video because I can't do noise and earphones annoy me.

It's rough when you only have one friend, I'd say make more but I'd not be able to follow that advice myself so can't expect others to follow it. Even now I only have one real friend, though ig we don't talk anymore either

Well it's impolite to check so I won't simple as.

cycle cuddles are for friends ONLY

I mean yes but not like that, it's different

I can't believe I never actually had a real friend like someone that I had near me I could interact with like a normal person that I actually acted like myself with there's like dozens of discord friends but like I can't really count any as real friends at all honestly all the edating shittery feels like nothing but superficial relationships out of sheer hedonism I've actually never connected with a real person in my entire life holy hell

And he knew well what he was doing, the moment I flinched he instantly recoiled and stopped talking.

Never said anything though, I still wave at him when I see him, that's what I liked he wasn't in any way rude but there's better ways you know

Just talking with people online simply isn't the same you know? Doesn't feel the same to me at all so it's like I want something like that but you know nobody here really connects with someone as strange as I so it's like I can't really even have it can I

anon is like a devout buddhist she works to improve herself and do good no matter what even when every one thinks she's human garbage

This is so me but I only do good for myself and think everyone else is garbage because I was born extremely evil.

@A, expected that one, slightlu... disappointed ig
how thin the bridge, how brittle each step
and yet
nothing to lose

@You
sleep is good when xan spiraling

it's hard to be alive on the earth alone but it is worth it in the end when you can find everyone you'll ever touch, or be touched by

You know what that's true I just need to get some human interaction in my life you know I can't keep denying it
For now until I wake up and it's like nothing happened at all and the mask is fully back on yippee thats how true willpower is you see the will to be safe from humMifg humanity tyay

i hate society
i love my pooter

そうですよ

now its just you and me and the tubes

Have anything to say other anon?

I want a cute helmet but all the girls helmets are too girly and guys helmets have shit like skulls, is there no one with taste in the helmet business?

6am

wish my pills wud still work

I think the strat is getting a plain black one with kitty ears

「そうですね」と言った方がいいでしょうかね?

are we talking about honkers?

lmao yeah, I would like one but that's for the young people, I don't mind looking girly but I wouldn't want to give the wrong impression.

You think a tripfag has the mental wherewithal to speak japanese even the tiniest bit sensibly

yeah so. what's up with human expression. we all do it so desperately yet so uniquely. the default desire of love is overplayed in every art form on the earth but none of them feel just right for you when it comes down to it. there's so much that gets skipped on because every body wants. and maybe that's all you can do. i love all things. the balance of shared loneliness between the inanimate and the me feels necessary. do you feel me? i guess perception bakes itself into your reality more than you really know so it's hard to press on for the individual. it's pretty impossible to define "quality" for the self anyway so maybe the goal should be to express it in the best way you know how! well. that's just what i think anyway. it isn't just you and me and the tubes any more, so. :D

I think it's best to do what makes you happy and not let silly hangups like that rule your life. Keep it up and eventually you'll look back and see nothing but wasted time and regrets.

Ah yeah that makes more sense, excuse my autism

A helmet with cat ears wouldn't make me happy desu, maybe one with flowers? But classy flowers like nouveau.

Deep bro

So get one, stop holding back for silly reasons.

feel like this would read better as 「と言った方がいいんじゃない?」

Yeah there's this problem that those don't exist, I've seen some with bright pink flowers and barbie pink the rest but it's not my style, gotta do it myself I guess

Pay someone on etsy to paint one

Actually found some brb

i just think it's interesting i don't know i think about this stuff all the time it's fun to waste time with personal philosopical bull crap

Yeah the mass produced ones look kinda...mass produced and the flowers are not that nice

did injection for the first time in a few weeks due to med mix-up

did it at an angle with a shorter needle

worried I didn't get it deep enough for intramuscular

almost going to wake up my mum who was a nurse to ask her if it's ok

manage not to despite anxiety

I can't wait for my OCD evaluation follow up, I wonder if they're going to say I have OCD or not
I don't want not diagnoses but I really do think I struggle with this desu

it is actually better to inject into fat anyway because it disperses slower throughout your body and lasts a bit longer

youtube.com/watch?v=jGjs8TCGvQI

need a handsome late forties white man to rearrange my guts and call me a faggot and choke me and fuck me really rough ugh ugh ugh pls I need to sleep why does my brain bombard me with these thoughts

Sounds like hon science but ty I guess

そうかもしれません。日本人ではないので、よく分かりません。間違っていたらすみません。

I try to stick with one concise thought when typing that out or people will zone out or miss the point I'm making.

it's okay im not nihonjin either we only do our best. mandarin seems more logical sometimes

Japanese is a fake language invented to hide the fact that nihonjin have inherent telepathy

YEAH thats how they come up with all those idioms lol they just sit around all day and feel each other out

She's just trying way too hard to sound ladylike. Like when I add わ do the end of my sentences to sound kawaii

are you like jacob's ladder but scarier

I'm just retarded and forgot to remove the name after a bit lmao

jacob's ladder was basically dante's inferno

Unless I really misunderstood these two stories they are nothing alike

there are some good patterns if you look for them, you can also make your own decals.

i mean. he's basically descending purgatory

よし、見ていろ!俺様が立派にやってみせるからな!!ここではな、女の真似なんぞ絶対にしない!

俺様

she's the most polite lady on the earth i understand now .

I'm not gay but I want to get cummed in by multiple men who violently use me for their own selfish gratification