/mtfg/ male to female general

Olive won

How many CCs?

1250 and loving it on my "girls bike" the great HD Sportster

Damn there's convo now but it's about motorcycles which i know nothing about.

They go broom and the people that drive them won't shut up about it.

Kinda miss my vespa, but my small girl does the job perfectly.

Motorcycles should be banned from the fucking roads. Annoying ass obnoxious squealing useless shit engines making too much damn noise

What do you wanna talk about lets climb some trees

Motorcycle drivers are usually super unsafe I've found, always splitting lanes and trying to pass on the inside during a turn at a red etc
If I had any ideas I'd have already presented them

takes up constant 60^2 feet of the road to go grocery shopping

Have you seen any good movies lately :D

100%. 1000% Retards won't even wear a fucking helmet half the time. If drivers in general are already idiots motorcycle drivers are like prime idiots. They're even proud about it as if they were actually doing something. It's fascinating.
So much better when you deafen everyone and ignore traffic rules while anyone could run you over and turn you into a red mist.

mf does grocery shopping in a semi.

even motorcycles are better used in manga/anime
youtu.be/076McC8KMcU?si=TLXCnoHboI8DWEkv

I watched the miku who can't sing, in the local theater. It was pretty good but I think they had too many characters. Made it impossible to really get to know any one of them ykwim?
And they guilt trip about how much their ilk gets splattered too like "look twice save a life, loud pipes save lives" how about just don't drive like a retard and save your own life..

I need hot daddy dick in my bussy!!!

Yeah most people are retards, cars and bikes, trucks, whatever, problem with bikes is that it's easier to get away with breaking the traffic laws, doesn't mean everyone does it.

this scene is fun but their asses would not be able to hear each other at all and also would be in a lot of pain from the wind

i wouldn't have expected pooge to say bussy

Was probably a chaser doing a psyop

ai no kusabi has some cool motorcycle bits iirc

So true. Too true. Pure reality written down in text I tell you.
When I say everyone I mean it. Every fucking time there is a bike in every goddam stop they're skipping around like retards ignoring all lanes known to mankind sitting passing past even the red light as if they actually had somewhere to be. I hate it. Every time they're disrespecting rules. I've seen them just skip the red lights as if they weren't even there. Or get so close to people walking by they almost hit them. I hate hate hate them. And I've had so many people I met that won't shut the fuck up about their goddam ugly screeching piece of chinese metal. I hate them. Hate it. "Wear a helmet" "No but it's so annoying" "Wear something to protect your body" "Oh but that's so inconvenient". One of them got in an accident and somehow managed to survive and still fucking refused to follow any rules. Hate. Them.

i always liked durarara! the ghost bike lady is cool

Yes ty for acknowledging my genius old friend.

Heard about that showing but did not go to it because miku seems like poor theater fodder. . . shes better on the stage heh. I heard good stuff about Mickey 17 but haven't watched it yet either

youtube.com/watch?v=DVCz0qLTMuw
This shit is so good I swear

Couldn't possibly skip a red light as there are none where I drive one, but yeah I get you.

The whole thing was basically music tbf. The actual story and non music parts was mid at best. The miku song made me tear up a lil though cause recent events happening in life etc.
Mildly funny

Appreciate it.
It's peak.

I finally ordered my first girl clothes. I know I'll never pass and I don't think I'll even do HRT but at least I can now pretend in private.

Sitcom humor :3
Good job, keep improving in increments and it adds up. Next do eyebrows

why not
It was kind of ironic but I do have a butt that men have used as if it were a vagina

Whatever you say I find it hilarious. I gotta find something like this in Japanese for immersion. Do you know anything like that?

hey i know it seems counterintuitive to non bikers but sitting still in traffic/at intersections is extremely dangerous on a bike, much more so than lane splitting. numerous studies have made this clear.

Then don't fucking use a bike you disabled monkey

+1ing, lane splitting is arguably much safer for the bike and everyone around them and motorists need to check their blond spots more. but of course the real solution is less cars on the road via better public transit, and

And then what, walk?

that's such a pretty bike anon, I love it!
those are so fun I had one of those for a minute
it's my hobby ;_;
wrong

Maybe konusuba?
Nah, I've gotten very close to wiping yall out several times when someone got beside me at a one lane road red-light then turned out at the same time into the same land then they always flip me off like it's my fault like bro that's illegal as shit. Never met a biker I liked :3

tbqh I can't ride a bike at all
no idea how

same bestie

Are you retarded?
What a nice hobby. Very active and useful to everyone. Wow you know how a piece of metal goes broom and how you like to drive it. Oh wow you even know how there's so many cool brooming pieces of metal. Wowie. Fucking despise all of you monkeys with my soul I swear

To add to this I've never seen a biker wrecked from.just sitting in traffic but I see them often for doing dumb shit like going 120mph while lane splitting or riding 5 wide and in the oncoming lane cause it looks cool like a flock of geese

I mean out of all isekai it's probably the most ironically good one. Still bad. I have another ironic isekai in my backlog that's a gigantic parody of the genre that just acts as if it weren't and that's funnier to me than an aware parody like konosuba

If I could get everything delivered to me I'd never use one, and I don't have car either and even if I had one I'd need to buy a new house with garage and I don't have money for a house right now.

So no, it's bike or walking

did you know that if just 10% of current motorists rode bikes then traffic would pretty much be a thing of the past? they are a lot cheaper than cars and get way better gas mileage. so not only do they make economic sense and social sense (traffic) they are also way more fun than cars. people that hate bikes just hate seeing other people having fun imo its really cringe

isekai is poison to my soul

How can I make my hands more petite? People keep looking at them over and over.

Then walk you worthless slob.
So true! Kill yourself.
It's slop I haven't really watched any outside of like rezero season 1 and I dropped it because it was getting too happy

aww did a biker steal ur gf/bf?? thats what im starting to think

Implying any lobotomite of that type could handle interacting with a human being.

Dude, it's like a small car, cars are even more dangerous to everyone.

awful rich coming from a trip on Anon Babble bestie. cagers isolate themselves from the world and their environment. biking is freeing and doesn't isolate u from the world at all you are more connected to it. this extends to social interactions

I have studied this. They aren't. You retarded Americans won't fucking stop making gigantic hunks of metal that make it so they are dangerous. Cars are built in every way to both protect the person inside and the people outside. The entire purpose of their external architecture is to protect people. Bikes actively do nothing at all to protect anyone. If you get hit its game over. If you hit a person they're going to get beaten to a coma by the sharp hard edges and exposed wheels. You. Are. An. Idiot.

I don't like cars either you lobotomized presumptuous ape

ugh don't make me want a motorcycle morrreeee

on an unrelated note whats a good way to get into bikes? ^^

I was just saying the insult style humor or whatever is similar. Ive never seen more than 2 episodes of it. Unsure why someone that watches purely for pretty colors and fight scenes hates a genre full of that though. You and the other..poster..

anyway miku movie was oki, no rude humor tho
youtube.com/watch?v=t5U0rrj0dio

im considering a woodchipper but unfortunately my hands turn out to be a very powerful asset so I just ignore them

That's not how cars are designed, they make them go faster with cheaper materials, make them look expensive with stupid designs, and then they add some "security features".

not all of us live in places with transit options. also if you would rather get hit by a car vs a bike at the same speed than i think u are the one who is lobotomized.

I don't do that. Well I kinda do but I abstain from it in fear of it shrinking my brain. I just really like dragon ball that's about it. The other anime I watch are more about like deeper stories and concepts like uh hinamatsuri I think it was and samurai Champloo and some other movie I forgot and the kimi no na wa movie

I am mad enough now that I could actually punch a hole through one. I hate nothing more than idiots. I research everything I care about and then they go oh mo you're wrong because my fucking feelings tell me so
I hate it I hate idiots so much I can't handle it

u need to learn to love urself hon

I can't even think straight I'm just going to watch something silly and chill down and sleep. I have better things to do than bother with uneducated idiots

too much thinkin in all that I just wanna see/hear "RAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRR SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!" then an episode of dust clearing to reveal no damage done... etc
night

you know what really calms my nerves? a nice motorcycle ride down the freeway

laughed

forgor how doodle. no practice.
i luv all you'll custers<3

henlo emo more doodle
This is my monster hunter wilds hunter desu
Yours is cool

San Francisco, New York or Toronto?

I think I'm going to need a xanny actually it's 100% necessary according to my calculations

Well everyone left that i'd care to talk to. Lata yall

No I don't need it actually. I'm not some sort of emotionally unstable empathy lacking narcissistic manchild that needs medications to get her not burn her house down everytime someone acts a way they don't like. A mere idiot would never cause that on me. はいよ。おやすみ。

the pants r v well done in urs the crease or seams is v real. u added volume with just a couple lines. thats the spirit. i go sleep now. (play marvel gooners until 4am)
canada

Getting home and taking off your bra

Name a better feeling
(Protip: You can't)

i don't have a motorcycle yet but i kinda want a smallish one, any suggestions?

also i think im going to finally change my name in my university's systems soon and start just honmoding or smth because this boymoder shit is ass

feel ok today
hbu

Ty sleep well

Shoes are worse imo

I had a klr250 as well as a few 50cc mopeds, they're all fun

~

sv650 is a good starter bike

search up used ones in your are and buy whatever looks best to you, get a mechanic to look at it before buying tho

scritches where the hard spots of the bra are
esp back

this post for the real. they made a lot of sv650s too so parts are widely available

manmoding

roomie is bleeding or something, needs some pads and she can't go

ok ok I'll go

cashier and the bag girl stare at each other and giggle hard

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

yeh. its all just so. you know.

I can't fucking sleep at all I hate my life I'm so fucking miserable I hate it all

Earlier you mentioned you hadn't ate. If you're hungry that might be why.

I just feel awful I'm not even hungry

qott

none
doubt ill be going outside much anyhow

yeh i swear im on the edge now. its gotten bad. ive never told anyone, but im thinking of dying everyday. i reached out to a therapist i did an initial consult with 6 months ago, asking for a session, but haven't heard back. im not doing well

Do you want to feel bad together anon? I'm the best at everything including feeling the worst so I can empathize a lot.