Cis f friend asked me I'd ever lick someone's butthole and I said if I liked them enough and they wanted me to and...

cis f friend asked me I'd ever lick someone's butthole and I said if I liked them enough and they wanted me to and she asked if I liked her enough then played it off as a joke

is this how women joke with each other or is this some kind of way of her spontaneously dropping hints that she likes me or is she trying to tell me that she actually wants me to eat her ass or what? I'm a retarded transbian and she's my only cis f friend and I don't want to be weird

That's about as much of a move as women will ever make. She did the female equivalent of feeling you up during netflix and chill. Just fuck her.

She wants your gock SO bad.

it's physically impossible for me to believe you

and she asked if I liked her enough

and she asked if I liked her enough

and she asked if I liked her enough

She must have obviously tried to signal before but you didn't notice so she's just saying it in plain writing now. Very malebrained of you!

I just thought she was being nice before, I am not mentally equipped to handle being liked by someone

People don't talk about whether you'd lick their assholes just to be nice.

I do

probably her bf tried to lick her butt last night and she wanted to talk about it without admitting that (once my bf licked mine and i've never admitted it to anyone)

I didn't think cis girls would talk about someone licking their asshole at all

She doesn't have a bf

They normally don't. Which is part of why it's clear she's hitting on you.

oh..i do!

why do you talk about people licking your asshole

Not OP but is it bad that I wouldn't ever do this because of my mysophobia? Like I already hate the idea of cunnilingus or blowjobs and wouldn't ever do anal with protection. But licking someone's asshole is just too damn far for me.

It's normal for regular people not to be into licking assholes but if you're a tranny you're generally expected to do more disgusting things than regular people would to make up for how you're a tranny.

anal without protection*
I'm into a lot of freaky shit, but for the life of me couldn't do unprotected anal, cunnilingus or blowjobs. Receiving, sure. Giving, hellllll nooooo.

Very malebrained of you!

anon...op must be one of those useless lesbians

Nah it's just a non gendered result of low self esteem, she fails to realize the hints because she sees herself as too inferior to be wanted

yea but would u ever eat my ass?? aha just kidding lol im such jokestr

she want u to eat her booty

do people actually want their ass eaten

God this thresd is making me want to turn lesbian. I want to put my tongue in girl asshole so bad. Doesnt matter if she's cis or trans.

genuinely why

Are you a tranny yourself?

Holy based.
She’s flirting. I wouldn’t joke that far unless I wanted to fuck someone and was already sure they’d be down.

Well i did it before as a straight cis man. Women's assholes are amazing. They are not very hairy, and taste and smell divine. Its a very wonderful intimate act. If you read the unbesrable lightness of being, it is mentioned that the protagonist tomas's favorite part of a woman's body is the anus.

Yep i'm a full blooded troon, and in a heterosexual monigamous relationship. But i am not getting my ass ate often enough.

(I'm trans) one time a cis f ex of mine said to me "you seem like the kind of girl who would looooovvvvvveeee to have her ass eaten" with the biggest grin on her face, and I looked at her like she just kicked over a kid's sandcastle and went "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?"
she did not elaborate and we did not do that. i still don't understand why anyone likes that or likes doing that, it's so scary to me. Isn't that place dirty? but maybe it's just because I've never tried it...

isn't that place dirty?

Not really you do it after preparing your anus for anal AND showering and washing thoroughly so it tastes nice and clean.

I think getting a bidet might be mandatory for that, even though I've never tried one. If a partner ever asked me to try that with them again i would say maybe but only if you get a bidet installed in our bathroom first.

Ok I am op. Should I just ask her if she likes me?

you shouldve been coy and say "maybe" that's how women flirt
t. afab

Why am I so malebrained

no. shenanigans will ensue and somehow you will end up looking like a creep for even suggesting that

A bidet works but a plastic water bottle and some gentle foaming cleanser works too. You just rinse it out, rhen get your fingers all up in it while showering. Get soem ahir removal cream or shave her carefully and you have yourself a perfectly nice pleasure zone.

The good thing about ass eating is that it only involves the end of the digestive tract, so there's no risk that you're going to poke really deep and dmto7ch somrthing unexpected.

Wanting you to eat her ass is different from "liking you" she doesnt necedsarily want to be holding hands in the park. She wants quick and dirty degenerate queer sex.

ur a useless lesbian
i remember trying to flirt with a girl and i tried kissing her and she still thought we were friends

dont be that direct thats malebrained. maybe drop a subtle flirt like the one she did or be vigiliant of her actions so you can see when she does a subtle flirt like that again and then reciprocate

they're repressed transmasc and only likes the idea of anal sex
they're down to fuck, avoid any form of PIV or boob suckling if you go for it unless they explicitly ask
groping is usually fine, fingering is a maybe, if you rub their clit during anal call it giving them a reach around

also if you think of them as transmasc it's a whole lot easier to approach sexualizing them without feeling like a creep
because it's okay to perv on boys

just try to avoid gendering them wrong as much as you can, that's how you fumble

this may seem like an insane reach but lesbians who are into vanilla anal without a dozen other insane extreme fetishes piled on (ie. I know a couple who are gas mask + leather fart slaves) are incredibly rare
if it's just a thing for anal then they were probably a trans man all along and when they're interested in trans women the odds they were a trans man all along are waaaay higher (reppers be chasing)

Are you a ftm chaser or a pooner wishing op would eat your ass

Here's a quick tutorial on picking up women.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_LakJTsIE

Yeah, it’s best to be upfront about these things, especially with women who tend to act coy and mysterious. Hate that shit. Being direct but polite (not crude) it’s the opposite of creepy.

I am both of those things
I am a disgusting cowardly he/him butch who fluids his gender solely to pick up lesbians because cis women are scary and don't like dickless manlets

Yeah absolutely do not fucking assume she’s a poon repper, anon. Ignore that moron. Nothing would dry me up faster than someone treating me weird and refusing to gender me because they’re too sexist or self absorbed to believe a cis woman would be into kink or anal. Way too many of you, trans women, do that shit.

lago its just proven that pretty much every single self proclaimed cis lesbian intro trannies either has weird gender fuckery problems or is a fullblown repper. youre the exception and you arent even into trannies that much

no, that's the thing
anal is too vanilla to be something that someone is obsessively into on it's own, it's always got a second thing attached to it like a traumatic PIV experience or a hyper specific fart/infantilism/scat fetish

incidental anal as a once or twice just to see if you like it thing is different
liking both holes filled is different too
specifically being into anal and specifically using anal as a flirting opener is a giant flag to me

Some of us have vaginismus??? Which is also literally more common among cis lesbians???

I need a trans gf

no you don't

I have "vaginismus" and it's just that I stop dilating the second I feel dysphoric, which is any time anything is penetrating if I'm not completely wasted
I know it's a real thing I just default to assuming everyone is like that
it's dumb as fuck too because I got the genuine thing and dryness on T for a while so I know hormones alone can do it, I'm just a retard

anyway it's a moot point because it's never made a difference to giving/receiving head for me to give any incentive to analingus