/gaygen/ - Friday Coffee edition

prev: Q: What are you listening to? Are you doing anything exciting today or this weekend? Why don't you have a bf yet?

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What do you listen to

La dispute dropped a 3 song teaser to their new album coming out in 111 days

Will you do anything this weekend

Just study, clean etc, prolly

Why don't you have a boyfriend

Throat sore from too much singing, hips hurt from the dancing, head in pain from the drinks, and my heart aches cus I had fun all night w the boy I want but I can't tell him how much this means to me

Life is good.

I'm not gay, I'm just drive by-ing this thread to tell you I appreciate this picture of Robery Smith

Alt men are such qties

Are you doing anything exciting today or this weekend?

FFXI

Why don't you have a bf yet?

dont want

It's the aesthetic that made me realise I like guys.

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Feet

Gerard in three cheers will never not be hot, even if 3rd wave commercialized mall emo barely counts as alt

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you getting a tan on for summer?

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No, I'm a European Twink, I'm vampire moding, if I get too brown I'ma kms

Wow he has pretty eyes

I think self harm is retarded cringe shit but what if I burn myself every time I have a craving for food I shouldn't eat?

Please don't do that! I don't want you to hurt yourself!

do it

If you do that make sure to properly treat the burns. Shit can get nasty quickly of you don't

why do you make it hard on yourself? go with the trend of today which is glp-1 injections (mounjaro) or you can replace one meal a day with yerba mate tea which has a similar effect

hope those whores die for mogging me

fuck off pedo defense force

lol i'm not a pedo but idk how you explain wanting a man to piss on you at age 6

Why is everyone so fucking ugly and boring on the hookup apps now? Where did the hot fun guys go?

finally no fucking doomers in this bitch! slay ssissi

are U hot and fun? post ass pole!

qt slut
ill get cancer if i tan one more time

doomering is cringe. if you feel bad have the dignity to just let sleep wash over you

or if you dont talk to some chatbot or sm, we aint here to listen to you wine

we're not here for a long time, so the bare minimum we can o is make it a good time.

death and deathliness

1) Sometimes I dream of a name and wake up remembering it which allows me to discover artists I never heard of when I type the name on Google. Discovered these two artists this morning with similar names but in different genres.
youtu.be/BEq1btDuosA
youtu.be/ztgjcT8Yd8o
I really like both.

2) Seeing Fontaines DC tonight by myself, maybe another show tomorrow night
youtu.be/MjI1L0dBAVI
youtu.be/r3xWUdm8eBg

3) have one for half the summer but nothing lasts forever

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do some pushups and squats instead or at least while u wait... kek

do these actually burn away fat or something? i saw that pic of meghan trainor, she looks so different now

Ya'll ain't ready for my beach bod

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Morning gigi

What are you listening to?

Mostly political comedy podcasts so voices drown out the silence. Some 2000s party music and Spanish covers to mix it up

Are you doing anything exciting today or this weekend?

Meh. Gotta drive to CT for a work event I'm hosting a chili contest at. Hopefully fun but good exposure either way

Why don't you have a bf yet?

Fat & insecure because of it

tanlines are very hot

Good morning Gigi, is it gonna be a good day? I didn't even have a panic attack while getting ready for work :3

im playing dragons dogma online

i drank 600ml of energy drink already... thats 60g of pure fucking sugar and 240kcal lol
i need to buy the sugarfree version for chugging without sports...

hf, escaping, i guess

dont cause a pileup :}

uhuh hows ur ass cancer

I don't normally use my phone while driving, but it was 2 rainbows :x

shiza may not be gay, but he is still one of us

I really like the orange Celsius. All the other flavors are bad. It's 10 cal and sugar free!

fuzzy twinks :D

its almost ok thx for asking )

why are the seams outside...

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I don't know much about making garments, or the rules for scrubs, I can confirm they are right side in, though, they have thermal lining inside, because I get cold :x

crosses legs like a woman

multicolored watch band that looks like a little girl's friendship bracelet

Zero sugar drink

tucks shirt inside scrubs

Say you're a bottom without saying you're a bottom.

Hmm you don't really have trustworthy opinions
I will

Post feet

this board has ruined me, every time i see robert smith i think he looks like a gigahon

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my smol brown uncut cock leaks so much
it should be locked in a sissy cage!

hairy bottoms, yummy

I didn't even realize I was crossing them :x

and there is a reason for that

maybe you're just meant to be plus size

tfw you can hear the music from a picture

This is basically 90% of faggot zoomers say at any given time:

fr fr no cap

sliding into my DMs

it's a vibe

he ate that up and left no crumbs

my wig flew off / snatched

it's giving me...

he understood the assignment

major cringe

touch grass

main character energy

spill the tea

I'm screaming / I can't

yass queen

lolol its some good ass music

Behead those who use "vibe" as a verb

That's what I use

im fine with the faggot slang but the zoom zoom shit is cringe

need a husband who will abuse me when he comes back home drunk from work then molests me with his big hubby cock

you dont want that

born in 2000

don't say any of these things because i'm a top

bottoms really do have their own language, let's call it BSL

femocide fantasies

Also they go to university and suddenly anything barely resembling a discussion becomes "discourse"

bsl (butt slut language)

Please don't, Jager ;-;

faggot

slang is for ingroup separation

born in 2000

...u almost a boomer... 26 is basically 30

butt sucking lips

What are you listening to?

listening to Anon Babble -tier transit foaming video as a background noice

Are you doing anything exciting today or this weekend?

having a watch party tomorrow for the euro homo superbowl

Why don't you have a bf yet?

i'm mentally too much of a mess, i once had a bf who was worse than me (even though physically he was perfect) but it was exhausting. don't want to be like him to someone else.

21 savage

Gonna play some SDV, hook up because I'm feeling slutty, and shave my legs

Also menthol and need to start treatment so I'm not a burden.

Euro homo Superbowl

Is that footbol?

Its OK Marina my bf would be unhappy

Normalizing men wearing skirts

My hero

That looks way better than soccer

is your bf as fat as you are? how does he feel about your body?

No he is muscle
He loves me how i am, somehow

Fat bottoms can't cheat.
Personally my type is a man with no prospects of getting hoes, because then I would have to kill my love and some thot.

Yes, but I'm vegan so I don't like hunters :c

don’t be gay

I am a great person. I make loved ones, strangers and associates laugh and smile on a daily basis. I have a way of speaking that invites others to be their authentic selves. Everyone asks how tall I am and if my eyes are real. I play complex strategy games to keep my mind sharp. Every guy I have ever known intimately keeps my number in their phone and eventually reaches out to me. I love animals. I love music, and to sing songs. I stand up for what I believe in. I am thoughtful of other’s experiences and circumstances, and always help when I can.

there is a dick on that fly, bruh

my eyes aren't fake. i'm just going blind from over working them.

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Old Robert Smith doesn't count. He deserves better

Oh and I forgot, I am humble about it all to a fault.

the one in act 1 is cuter

main character energy

i'd say we're more like indra and asura than sasuke and itachi.

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How do we save Asian masculinity?

ok thats cool and all but can you tell the rest of the class who picrel is?

But I want to, andI don't think there are many gay hunters, anyway, so it should be fine.

robocopt02 you’re welcome

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i meant gay as a pejorative

I am a great person

i made a khhhhpffft sound through my nose

thanks, dan-kun. he is the same guy in picrel as well, right?

Oh okay. I'm relieved you're not hurting yourself <3

yup

How would you classify me as a person otherwise? We’ve never met, and even then I’m one of the realest and sweetest posters this general has ever been graced by.

dunno what this means

you are a hateful, jealous, egoistic and hypocritical little fucker, you like lying and (you)s, you feel pity for yourself because you think yourself oh so good but not really believe it
slay luv! u like everyone else

Good morning~

*Makes you coffee*
Are you a coffeeholic like me? Haha

Paranoid delusions are often a symptom of other mental health conditions, particularly those related to psychosis. They can also be a feature of personality disorders and even dementia.

really? everything missed?
also not paranoid

he is gooner core material. good find, dan

sometimes posters will make meta posts where they mock or have a satirical take of someone else that they know posts here frequently. in this instance, there's an anon that dan's post was calling out so that anon responded.

there's a whole swath of lore to the posters, but when they aren't tripfags you can't just call them out by name otherwise it can be misconstrued as you having doxed them.

timestamp or gtfo, fake ass nibba

Yeah. I need a thick Latino amazon snusnu silverback gorilla build bottom to suffocate me but I’m an otter it’s not in the cards.

So you were just firing blindly and hoping something would stick?

dunno what this means either but it’s sounding suspiciously homogaysexual…

What do you have planned for today? ^-^

naruto was never good after the timeskip

I’m a Hidan girlie

Captcha: GAASP

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true.
the power scaling just gets out of hand. like, sure let them conjure fireballs and run up walls, but giant manifestations of their spirit energy is a bit overboard.

that's why classics like yuyu were better.

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is that because you worship me?

i enjoyed shippuden actually until the shinobi world war arc that is. i hated those raikage nibbers and that ridiculous tsuchikage character. also every fucking dead characters coming back to life. i didnt even bother to watch that goddess arc and the infinite tsukuyomi(?!?) stuff. so yeah the series became so ridiculous. at least the beginning of shippuden was incredible. the jiraiya searching for pain arc, the sasori arc was so fuckin good. the confrontation with hidan and kisame too. pain attacking konoha as well

No I just like crazy foul mouthed bad boys.

kinda
i know your type of girl, people who say that they are a good person and dont deserve it either deserve it or dont reflect at all and hence do deserve it

Why do bisexuals get all the cute twinks?

i think ill just be a gaycel after my last relationship. you can support and love a guy no matter what but he'll still dump you because he just falls out of love
now he tries to message me memes but i refuse to look at the messages cause i still love him but it hurts

like this?

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I never said I deserved anything. No one deserves anything. We’re all doomed. Almost everyone’s quality of life is deteriorating at a slow but exponential pace while entropy also increases. How can you say that I don’t reflect? I don’t think you’re seeing the bigger picture.

would you bully and abuse a shy innocent and physically weak virgin bottom?

did you see they're giving out a free mog bonanza weapon now that they allow them to be reforged?
choose wisely.
shield and horn are always a good choice, but yagyu darkblade has a special place in my heart.

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I’ve tried Bleach but it’s a little too lowbrow for my tastes.

no

no, i would cook hearty beef stew for him instead

<3

i need a husband to degrade and ruin me, steal my innocence, turn me into his dirty slut
i want to be choked, slapped, spat on, pissed on, gagged, suffocated in his pits, drilled mercilessly, and have my hole filled with his warm daddy milk while he reminds me how much of a whore i have become since i got adDICKted to his daddy cock

pick the eighteenie you would keep in your basement

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not for your fake ass tho

porn addict

u implied you deserve good things and happiness because you are a good person.
if you self reflect enough u just cant come to the conclusion that you are a good man, we are all animal sinners.
ill be real with u too, if i read that type of text in a dating app, id take a biiig fucking way around u kek.
u have the type of fake liar and backstabber energy thats gonna think himself righteous too. hate these double faced fags

that's sweet
would you like to cuddle and hold a virgin bottom in your arms while he lays his head on your hairy chest and plays with your hairy tummy?

Running in a crowd
In a faceless town
I need to feel the touch of a friend
In the countryside
I wander far and wide
The isolation gets me again

i can't always eat meat. sometimes it smells too much like rotten flesh and makes me sick to my stomach so i'll eat vegetarian meals. it's dependant on where i'm at in my cycle. other times i crave red meat. fresh meat, like venison, but i can tell if it's old. it has to be like you killed it recently, not like it's been sitting in your freezer for six months.

it stinks

i wish i could bury my nose in your crotch bush and smell your manly musk

i can't always eat meat. sometimes it smells too much like rotten flesh and makes me sick to my stomach

always wondered what the hell causes this

Did I imply that? Why are you obsessed with me? I’m going to make that my grindr profile just to spite you. (I never log on I’m still bored of passionless sex.)

Who wants more goon fuel?

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dont make my beef stew fantasy sexual

ugh then a microwaveable macncheese for you

me. just drop their @s when you post em

man i just started playing

That’s my baby daddy

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im not obsessed with u, i love you

wait a sec...

i love alfredo

lovely

alfredo sauce makes me gag

it's not sexual
we are just bonding :3
i have never been touched, i want to know what it is like to be held and being cuddled

it feels like another person trying to take over your nervous system so they can control your thoughts and actions

whats your fave anime, thotho?

hot
post your bush and balls

Sad to see an otherwise appealing cock in this state.

does washing it trigger your dysphoria

Same
I imagine it's the most fulfilling thing in the world.

literal dick cheese

my haters have dick cheese

dunno, i separate by genre and format
serialized garbage is probably out by default, cept maybe if multipart ovas count?
i dunno, some ghibli probably, very few weebshit studios exist that make grownup shit, its all utterly moronic shit for kids like naruto, im into narratives and art, so ... i dont remember really...
there are some comedy ovas that surpised me
its been a long time since i watched...

has to be the most disgusting image i've seen all week
gigi without the mentally ill posters would be a breath of fresh air

u wish, fembo
i had worse, gotta find pic
y?

anyone remember gd?
how he looks now

Do you like shinkai flicks?
If you wash your dick I'll play with it during the parts where I'm not crying

We stan

thats not gd

Don’t hold your breath

how old are you?

shinkai the director ? havent seen any, looks like the good ones came out after i stopped caring

what about this? wanna see some blood?
sendapic.xyz/view/7HDK4E

Fired a republican today #winning

eldritch

YOU KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?

Vanilla latte and graham crackers!

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Because xey were a Republican or...?

gross. you look like you have hpv.

I'll play with your dick and cry

No dooming luvs xx !

Just skipped his shift lol and also no one could stand the guy

lmfao

thorny's pics gave me a hard-on :/

nasty hoor

31

nice
is that you in pic?

You have zero standards then

No I just follow him on insta

OK I have to go now I am pretending that Anon Babble is still hacked my life has only improved by not spending mental effort explaining reality to people who just want attention

lol lol lol lol

You look stunning sis. Can’t believe you’re 31, you look 21

Clock that ironic tea children I fear, gaggy no?

Did you use some kind of “10 years younger” cream? Cuz you look like it babe.

what are those grey/blue/green discolored marks? ive never seen anything like that before

Thank you baby missed you

i just wanna pick your nose. i bet it's all crusty from the septum piercing.

Stop! I’ve just been working hard and moisturizing and stressing less. The secret is keeping all men at arms length and leaving them on read.

Also 8647 is the new acab

new charli xcx song is hawt

I just trimmed all the hair out of my nostrils two days ago and there was one really long one like half an inch sticking out. I don’t know how long it was there.

all calories are based?

Hi

Missed you too sis <3

Carbs. Apparently keto gives you heart attacks.

They said vitamin c gives you heart attacks at one time, because they wanted to make vitamin c by prescription only. And then check up the cost by 10,000%

They said that butter gives you heart attacks, because they wanted people to consume excess vegetable waste compressed into artificially colored sludge called margarine. It turns out that margarine is worse for your heart than butter.

I've completely dropped and support I had for RFK Junior, he's a complete sellout.

tfw low key horny for Dan

86 in the service industry means to deny someone service for being drunk or disorder.
47 refers to trump.
8647 was comey last coded message before leaving. as in stop serving the troublemaker.

acab is like:
all cocks are beautiful.

Im so iconic . Gaygen would be nothing without me x

Doesn't appear to be low key luv your bussy is salivating

Omg sis dont clock me like that.

it's not my fault. i love a good boy that wears his harness and gives me poney rides.

most of us have you blocked

Im so horny omg. If i was a whore I’d download that hookup app called grynder or whatever and hook up with a hung alpha top…

Yes
I don't want to ruin it, but the main stylistic change is in the resolutions, the old ones are really good, too.
And they all make me cry.

thoughts on why open relationships are so common in the gay community?
Why wouldnt you just break up if you want to fuck around that badly?

how old are you? top or bottom?

He’s a bottom pushing 30 that’s why he’s so mad

because physical and emotional needs may differ.

i'm horny for anyone older than 28
i don't know if i am a bottom though
i always thought i am bottom because i like being submissive and because i have a smol cock, no one's gonna be satisfied with it haha
but i also love thrusting like a top while jacking off, talk dirty, be aggressive and little dominant
i'm a virgin, so yet to experiment and find out what roles i could be
maybe vers bottom?

Have you ever put anything in your butt?

imagine being sandwiched between two guys, that's why

i love going to paris

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idk. i had some guy force me into that shit and it was horrible. i basically had to just become numb to it after a while lowkey felt emotionally abusive

Bitch I will drag that weave off your head

he looks like a drug addict

bitches love drug addicts

no, but i want to

has he posted his face?

countless times. he did it in this thread

It's not something you need to wait for a special day to do, you can literally do that anytime you're home.

anons how do you get over a breakup? ive just been depression nap maxxing for the past month

where?

i wouldnt mind candyflipping with a guy but weed or anything physically harmful is lame as fuck to me

get an 18 year old twink and be their step dad

Yeah, he looks good

How is weed more harmful that mixing psychedelics and amphetamines?

T. My favorite drug is mushrooms

Thoughts on the Diddy trial so far? I think diddy might get out of jail soon.
Cassie has no real evidence of him doing anything that wasn't consensual. She literally texted him shit like "cant wait for the next freak off". Yeah he abused her sometimes but he never prostituted or sex trafficked her. Charges will be dropped unless another star witness appears. This hoe could have left at anytime and she finally did. Diddy so far seems innocent of the current charges. Can't believe he's been held in jail for so long, all for what?

hell no. 18 year olds are retarded and have zero grasp on life

i didn't say it was, i just said weed is lame to me. weed does make me lazy as shit the next day tho which psychs dont rlly do they just make me tired as hell. sometimes i get this retardation fog that lasts a few days after weed idk

i want to get married to a racist nazi chuddy Anon who will come home drunk and abuse me

they have clean butts and are less likely to have ibs or other issues

If that’s your definition of perfect I’m sorry to tell you you’re pedo

find a new guy to get interested in

Hi how are you feeling?

I feel amazing. Better than anyone else.

Oh, that sucks, I'm definitely lazy when I smoke, but then I'm fine after a nap.

He's literally 19

im not over the previous one tho. i have a friend i could hookup with but it feels like a betrayal so id rather not

I'm getting Derek Vinyard buff im ready for the gaygen race war

He looks like a child

if that's his definition of perfect, he probably wants to take advantage of them because they don't know any better

it's almost hot boy summer, enjoy yourself, do anything fun that takes your mind off him

Great! I'm glad you're feeling well!

So did i when i was 19. He wants an older daddy bf and there's nothing wrong with that.

You should. Happy Xanthippe means a happy gaygen.

Can we normalize not calling men that exclusively hook up with barely legal teenagers pedophiles? It gives them an easy out because these relationships are legal, they should be accurately referred to as predators.

Are you gonna check his ID?

if im emotionally immature for my age i should be allowed to date younger

they are not predators, that's sb abuse of the word
they are just normal men who want normal guys with less baggage and better bodies
do you consider an 18yo exclusively into older men a predator?
no, because that would be dumb

Me in the coffee shop talking to the twink waiter

oh... i prefer divirced dad types. you know the ones, got the house, but not the kids. turns the garage into a home gym.

bottoms go 1 nanosecond without making up a retarded reason as to why fucking guys hotter than them is bad challenge

im more looking towards fall cus that's when i start up uni again. i get super depressed when it feels like i'm not doing anything with my life. summer is too damn how here as well

This. Through no fault of my own, I'm mentally stunted and have the same maturity level of an 18 year old. This is a disability that should be rewarded with perfect looking nude twinks swinging from my cock like monkey bars.

predators

Based.

truth is older gays don't have kids so they need a teenage bf to make them feel youthful and whole again

i thought this was the case for me, but no. i figured since we were both in university it was fine (and because i wasnt too far in life in general) but theres just a maturity difference that comes with age regardless. the younger guy i was with was really impulsive and dumb with things like finances. he constantly wanted to do big risky shit instead of being realistic

They make me feel whole, I fill their hole, and they feel loved. It's a beautiful thing really.

you are a predator

teenage gays want older men

no one's offended by that word

usually we just get a puppy...

impulsive, risky, young, and wants an adventure

vs

clingy, cheapskate, who wants to stay at home and watch boring sitcoms

Only one is attractive.

adventure is fun but its just too much when its constant

There's nothing more spiritual than an older male satisfying a younger male prostate, and making him his personal property. There is an obligation to not hurt a younger, more sensitive male as well, and to be a positive influence in his life. To be a father/big bro figure, help him, guide him. If you've been with dirtbags who didn't treat you right, that's sad but it's not what I'm talking about.

I don't think I am but Ivd noticed a lot of older gays (over 30) seem really depressed deep down and hopelessly single. I think it has to do with not having young energy around them to keep them motivated and want to have fun. It's like they lost their lust for life.

purpose can be derived from servitude

I want to frot in military gear

tfw not partying in Sicily with a hot muscular sexy young hung Italian twink top

Yes!!

Omg he's hot <.<

swag

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What game is this from? :-)

i very much enjoy bottoming but i don't really see myself as gay. but at the same time, i kinda want to find myself a relationship with an exclusive top (or vers) should i try to get a bf despite being tainted?

I still hang out with the evil twink that rejected me and he keeps snuggling up to me, asking me to carry him in my arms, jokes about him raping him, etc. Why?

That looks one step away from furries and other cringe hobbies.

Would, he cute

him raping me*

mtfg is the thread you're looking for.

Do you like Deadly Premonition?

I have a fursona

He's egging you on, you need to be the aggressor and show him his place.

Not surprised.

Isn't it hard to remove your physical from your emotional need once a bunch of dopamine is dropped into your system?
I'm talking going out and having extra-relational experiences without your partner
Did you get anything out of it or was it mostly your partner going out and leaving you with your dick in your hand?

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halfling sex is sus anon

DDON

im *aware* of it

do you think the hybrid in hellnight is just the protagonists delusions?

considering they're considered prey and an old one?
considering that which sways tells you it only shows you your inner thoughts?

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it was the latter + threesomes because i didnt actually want to fuck other guys and it felt wrong to me.

He looks ideal, my perfect idea of a twink. Idk what halflings are, but probably some nerd word.

This is unironically what my current relationship is
I'm 27, he's 21 and I've been helping him navigate early adulthood as much as I can between getting him boipreggers
On some level I feel a bit enabling when it comes to stuff like if he wants to sleep in until 2pm but I really like to think I'm being a positive influence on his life

what the fuck is wrong with people he went from a dilf to a gigahon. sad.

never seen lotr?

Im not in the community though

Totally normal for someone that age to sleep in late and to stay up late. I did it at that age, everyone does it. As long as you're a net positive in his life then you should be proud that you're making a good impact on the world. Also 28 and 21 is like a totally normal age gap. I wouldn't feel self-conscious about that at all.

bruh. i did 20-25 and even that felt wrong

Agp are stupid retarded, it's a mind virus.
No I've never read the book. Never seen the movie. Never played the video game. I have no interest in anything nerd related whatsoever, besides fucking them.

Where do you guys get these ideas from? That's an honest question. Like who told you that the 25-year-old is an old man and a 20-year-old is a helpless child? It's stupid.

because he was a retard. i thought it was fine until like a year in. your brain is physically different

Yeah, I remember going through everything he's going through
Uncertainty of his future, the weird hours, desire to experiment with different jobs, sex and travel
I wouldn't say 27-21 is an extreme age gap but there are definitely some notable differences between us when it comes to adulting
We've been together for over a year now and he still reminds me of how lost he felt before we met
Also I'm just a worrier by nature so having someone to worry about makes me happy

new

Because, their problems are child like, class is annoying, their mom is a bitch, etc...
A 25 year old probably has a job with a career path, is done with school, lives on his own, and generally has the type of independence most non-drinking aged people just don't.
A 25 y/o isn't an old man, but he should be a grown man, and if he isn't that's unattractive, too.

And to tell me you've burned through a dozen 18-20 year olds that all had their shit together is not frankly believable.

And you probably are a loser yourself if you can't see that.