/gaygen/ thorny edition

Good afternoon!

A little bit

imagine someones shits on your dead relatives and you makes a thread in his honor, just a broken straggot

hii

cocky beefy cornfed midwestern guys are my type. as opposed to a gaydead chubby flippina like you. (sorry not sorry ;)

what is wrong with your president American gays? why is he so focused on what celebrities do or think instead of those who voted for him? what a weirdo creep

Perfect dom top sub bottom

no :(

doesn’t matter, i love my bi son

can i grab your tummy and jiggle it?

Omg hiii Anon
How are you?

Sis he’s literally obese , greasy , not very tall, has a small dick, low intelligence etc. why are you attracted to him?

you prefer it when we pretend to be straight like all gays because no one is more homophobic than a gay

OMG HI MARINA!!! MISSED YOU SO MUCH HUN!

Who is xanthippe?

Who the fuck are you hun?

I want to find a man that writes in cursive. That's hot.

a fat old romanian gypsy with a worn out droopy hole

Hi Xanthippe! It's good to see you too!

everyone says my writing is really pretty

beefy, 6'1", above avg dick, business major. thats more than enough. your cottage cheese wrinkly ass cant compete. you'd be a janitor at a local law firm after you graduate at best

did they stop teaching cursive in schools

I'm good! Just having a drink. How are u
it was a joke sis

I'm not your hun
Gg has 2 romanians?

need me a white bf. i'm a small brown fem daddy

a certain ms. schurr aka velcro head probably

He’s not that tall and his dick is 12 cm also he’s clearly a bottom . I’m starting. To think you’re debaser off trip like this can’t be real lmao

show us sis
yeah they stopped teaching it in america

how roos used to be before trannyscumsucker psychotically malded around here ... ((((( sad
voca.ro/1cJ24lSEbbhF

need pics or didn't happen, i love hung fat dudes with nice asses

a bottom's main duty is to stay thin
but bulimia is kind of gross, don't do that
choose anorexia instead

marina is white american

Don’t act like you’re not new here sweetie. I’m one of the icons of gaygen I’ve been here for years through several recessions. You’ve been here since yesterday Actin like you own this place like get a grip pookie

Nice! I'm doing okay! Thanks for asking! And what kind of drink? I'm having an iced coffee. ^-^

A bottom’s main duty is to serve his top. And to give him respect and worship.

i have seen pics but keep malding tho kek fat fuck. go easy on the sweets okay

I been posting here for 2 months, I'm not new, slut. Give papers

He's like a mouthy fucking teenager

retruths

Kek

in an exceptionally thin way

Each day, bottoms should show their tops they walked 10,000 steps on their step counter.

More keys are starting to die on me wtff
comfy podcast. idk what he's yapping about tho
rum cola
yes but also respect goes both ways?

jager has better presence in gaygen in a short time compared to your ugly ass that has to rebrand after every few years

You’re clearly mentally ill
2 months ? You’re still new and you clearly have a lot to learn about how things work around here. I’m the queen B. The queen bottom. Or alpha bottom. The tops dream of me and the bottom
Wanna be me .

Oh I've heard of that drink but I've never tried it. I don't drink alcohol very often though, haha.

I'm ticklish though

I thought shiza is queen bitch, idk who is you
Aww

seethe more, unfuckable fatluv xD

who asked, pooner?

I don't drink alcohol very often though

good girl

hot

Shiza is a bitch amongst other bitch, the title of queen is derogatory

^u^

I don’t drink much alcohol either, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs and I have to tattoos. I prefer staying at home with a book rather than partying in a gay sex club . Oh and I’m a Christian

Never had it?? Weird. Also just remembered it's called Rum coke in english?
why are you so rude what did I do? :(

good boy

shiza would knock the shit out of that xanthie bitch. no contest

title of queen is derogatory

I know

your old ass doesnt belong in partie and clubs anyway

There's gay sex club parties?

I don't have much experience with alcoholic drinks. I've had both a strawberry daiquiri and pina colada though! I like them both.

Sexo

Tops that aren't very dominate--

How will you feel if your bottom say he wants you to be more aggressive sexually?

I will rape you nigger nugget.

dont ever reply to me again

a good top cries before, during and after sex

Hope you enjoy pussy, faggot

everytime a brown boy gets dumped by a white guy i cry

Only my penis cries and they're tears of victory and joy. In your butt, the vanquished, the conquered, the whimpering servant of my almighty cock.

hmmm that make me chubby a little

HELTH

lmao

tops who cry are gay

youtube.com/shorts/v2djDu0baHA?si=5-kUOnsnMdKd6ShB

This is me.

still need a 2-3 years dagestan bottom

I cry easily

we are soulmates

pedobear
buddy is gonna die from heart enlargement in a yeat... sad

(ʃƪ＾3＾)

cutest twink of the day award goes to him

pedobear

You

buddy is gonna die from heart enlargement in a yeat... sad

Also you

aids by 20

He looks like an obnoxious faggot. Asian bottoms are perfect.

Gross

Do you ever wish you were cuter?

Every day
But you already cute

look at this tasty little faggot

You will get there Jager <3
And aww you're very kind, thank you!

I don't want to go out and buy a dishwasher tomorrow. :/

Marina tops in this relationship because jager is an uber sissy bottom

Is that mountain code for buying a wife?

scrub a dub dub your own dishes
single guys don't need a dishwasher

big things get delivered...

loser who roleplays as multiple trips/sonas

Haha nooo

Im not a sissy

I would take a robo husbando if that was a thing.

I've been doing that for years, but if I'm going to make cheese, I'll need a way to have super consistent sanitization.

Yeah, but it's a pain and I know the salesman is going to push me to buy an even more expensive one, which is super annoying.

You're way tougher than him girl, you're going to have to dick him down or he'll cry a throw a tantrum.

silence sissy fag

impressive thighs. what causes this body type

no meat on those bones.

You just jelly

I'm not tough hahaha

Leg exercises? I've been doing squats and my thighs have gotten a little bigger.

Being 5' 0" tall and riding my cock
I'm rock hard solid muscle not jelly or jello like you sissy

I can't click these

is that an ant eater?

meaty and fat are not the same thing

nice. after i did squarts a couple days ago my legs were fine but today they were soreeee. need to get used to them again.

Yeah, I get more sore the next day too, but I usually don't get very sore overall.

worm! Worm!

Do you ever fantasize about being touched?

but if I'm going to make cheese, I'll need a way to have super consistent sanitization.

people have have been making cheese thousands of years before they started washing their hands for childbirth...

no, i fantasize about doing the touching

I fantasize about beating gay people to death in the park.

a million dollar bottom

Schizo/10

you're 33 years old, go have sex
do you really want to be 45 and on Anon Babble asking the same questions?

Geffen reportedly married 30-year-old former go-go dancer Donovan Michaels in 2023.[

fucking proud of the brown gold digger fucking the kike wowzies

Found him.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1747690343721302.webm

Historically, the 'good' cheesemakers had a cleaning routine that they strictly followed. The cleaner you are, the more consistent your cheese will be.

any advice on how to get more flexible? i've been to yoga classes but they don't really focus on flexibility
im thinking ballet classes might help but I don't want to be the only guy in a tutu among women

It's my BRC not a anteater I'm never sharing my pics again

nice dick too
that's good

BRC. Brothers cock?

saw such a beautiful guy on the street in downtown manhattan. tall, side-parted dark wavy hair, handsome face, athletic body. kinda looked like irl version of picrel. he was wearing black tshirt and shorts and was wearing some kind of guard on his left lower leg. probably recovering from some kind of wound or fracture. so handsome and chances are i'll never see him again. dont even have enough time or chances to admire beauté in this faggot bitch life, do we?

Is she really a 33 year old virgin?

that's what they've said

i dunno ive seen them just use their hands to wobble shit around in churd, though the containers are coppercovered and cleaned each time.
i dont think u need a dishwasher with boiling water. just soap will kill really everything on the walls and can be used on containers of any size

Watching teens do cabaret tonight. Hope I don't get a boner. Wish me luck!

stretching...
ballet classes include ballet dancing...
post ass pls

i wish someone would spot me in real life and be like i recognize you from Anon Babble, i probably would just play it off like it wasn't me lmao, i also realize i haven't posted my face enough for people to create a snapshot in their mind of me and i don't yap on discord with posters here so that would never happen

FUCK the lady just said these eighteenies are doing A cabaret not THE Cabaret. So basically a talent show, fml. Punishment fits the crime desu

Oh...

I'm working on my body to hopefully get more attractive to men.

Yes :)
I think I'll do more leg exercises today.

Infinite ropes of gelatinous cum

Yes...

you are now a top

cute drawing the background

Y'all it's 80 minutes of theater kids singing to the delight and adoration of their crowds... This is undeserved. I'm not that bad a guy. Why would God do this to his favorite faggot???

Bossy possessive bottoms <3

lmao why are you forced to watch it? theater kids are the worst

people have used their feet to crush grapes for wine-making and that hasnt caused any big health issue in the antiquity or before the germ theory became prominent

you... type like you have adhd. stick to the subject, babe

beautiful guys are everywhere in NYC who cares about the gimp you saw

I volunteer usher so I don't have to pay. Can't leave in the middle or they'll count it against me for real shows

It still comes down to consistency, which dishwashers are good at. There's also a lot to clean and I'm not going to stand there scrubbing over a sink for eons.

if it's this complicated and messy to make cheese, just buy it from the store

might be time to return to the bisexual homeland and kill myself when i run out of money like a divorced swedish dad

Fresh cheese is way better. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make: That throwing things into the dishwasher after I'm done using them is a sisyphean task compared to spending 20 minutes thoroughly hand washing and drying a dozen+ things?

I need jap cheesecake every day

it's easy to make

Tedious is not easy, this is why I hate baking

Why? Just go fuck someone of grindr.

you sound really OCD about food maybe it's just my brain

Rate them gaygen

so it turns out idubbbz wife cucked him with... another onlyfans girl? wtf

i'd sex #3

what country are these freakish looking things from?

i keep looking at other guys when i have a bf

I want love

I don't think being cucked by a girl is a thing. It sounds like a straight guy got a good show to crank his hog to.

Scandinavia

Norway

I was gonna make a post but I forgot about what.

a 10/10 today sat infront of me on the bus. He looked like a cuter Jeffrey Dahmer. Super tall and fit. My poor gay heart
omg embarrassing! >:D

swedish dad

Is this a reference im not getting
Guy on the left look like adoring fan

they sacrificed all their good looking men to create ikea, worth it

I knowww (~_~メ)

just that a lot of swedes end up in thailand for bisexual reasons

Marina is a 33 year old virgin in the Los Angeles, CA area

any takers?

Ok, but at this point in the game if you do get a boyfriend then:
1. You're gay, your virginity is worthless.
2. It's weird and kind of red flagish to be a virgin at 33
Like literally go have sex with some men, so you can look like a retard with somone you aren't in love with. Then get on some dating apps or go to gay spaces.

nah, im gay, i dont fuck with fems

I was a vurgin until 50

ethan klein is actually islamophobic

a freshie.... :3

I agree about it being a red flag, especially in Los Angeles...

swedes sexo

so eepy~

im a top but id bottom for him
true blondes are so rare

Maybe the confusion is about the cheesemaking process? If other cultures or bacteria get into the cheese, it can (though, not always) completely ruin it. Also, compared to beer and wine making, it's a process that's much less forgiving about that. The last thing you want is to spend a bunch of time making and aging (which often requires additional routine work) a cheese for months just for it to be ruined.

The mustache ruins him

fugn disgusting! ...........

Anyone who would bottom is a bottom

you just have a real love for food that is rare and yet you're some data analyst? why not get a culinary degree, i feel like you'd have more opportunities in that world

3 :3

someone use AI to a mustache on deltoid and shiza, i need to test something

90% of guys i'd only top, but he's an exception

You're still a bottom

Wort part about scandi is that some guys are just too attractive so you just feel bad about being around them cuz you'll never have them :(
aah I know alot of gross boomers go there to fuck trannies and come back with a wife half their age.
wrong

noodles...

What’s your ethnicity?

I don't think being a 'foodie' is all that rare, and it's a nice creative outlet. The culinary field sucks and isn't worth doing full time.

no they arent. you dont even live in nyc, dumbfag

i'd let skunk top me, I'd let that blonde norwegian top me, guess i have a fetish for guys who look like punks when it comes to bottoming

my dad is french/german/austrian/scottish/etc.
mom is swedish/asian/indian

stop copying th0rny's style. come up with your own original content, bumpkin

So I'm like 30, and my county has like 100k people, and if I found out through normal first date talk that he had 0 relationship experience and is a virgin... I'm offering to go halfsies and blocking.

cute

mom is swedish/asian/indian

dont make me puke. wtf are they doing in scandinavia in the first place? what cuck freakshow is this?

Someone posted webm of a ballet boy curling his toes in while doing a leg stretch and it make my cock twitch with yearning for him. White socks ballet bottoms can get it.

0/10
0/10
7.5/10 would fuck blondie

i've lived in brooklyn, chelsea, and for 2 months greenwich vllg but now i live in spuyten duyvil

Bro my normie best friend says eepy, and this random guy in my runescape clan...

Not to get too personal, but how do you afford it?

Thorny is 38 and steals zoomer teenager styles of typing. He's a dead end. Fuck off.

I'm in NorCal

1. You're gay, your virginity is worthless.

I'm not gay though

2. It's weird and kind of red flagish to be a virgin at 33

:<

Like literally go have sex with some men, so you can look like a retard with somone you aren't in love with. Then get on some dating apps or go to gay spaces.

I don't mind being an inexperienced virgin... I'd rather share my learning process with someone special...

Why is it called a blowjob? You're supposed to suck, not blow on it.

because you're supposed to make the guy blow his load, you also use hands so it's not just sucking

Would you fuck this straight lad

I always thought the same :/

He's cute...

I'm not gay though

all you do around here is post your shitty nudes and talk about beautiful men and getting fucked by guys. stfu and go touch some grass

i created a streetwear fashion brand with a friend and then we sold it last year so i don't have to work, i can live off interest for the rest of my life if it stays up this high

avert your unclean turd colored eyes

ok but this is gigi, not some vidya lobby

we're all dead ends, luv

thx buddy... bit i stole it from an anon... or dan... kek

I'd rather fuck this guy

Wow, honestly wasn't expecting you to be an entrepreneur. That's really cool man. Congratulations.

lol choosers

i thought you were original õ_õ

why is it called a boner? there is no bone

Hahaha

why is it called cock? It has no feathers

bottom asked me to not bathe for our meetup tonight, odd request

how? im old and pathetic
my best creation is coq and cawk which are sad derivatives...
i havent been in creative mood in months

He just knows whats good

Last memorial day I was out at ptown for the first time and this guy messaged me asked me if I wore deodorant... then immediately deleted the message

maybe people used to think there was because they were dumdum

I did it because he's hot but I'm kind of ripe right now lol, it's 90 degrees today in my locale

He probably got embarrassed by it and did a hasty delete lol. Do you wear deodorant?

I love going on nature walks and seeing all the different plants and animals

my car is gonna smell like Shit now
eKe

(((white)))

me too

Yeah but everything I use is unscented or very subtle. Can't stand smelling like a chemical flower. I've been told I smell like a wet, decaying cedar log. Which I take as a compliment

how am i not fucking dead yet day 3

uhh what about buddeh then?

(人•͈ᴗ•͈)

fucking weird that he’s giving money to a gigolo

..................im very sorry...

when he says he smells like the woodlands but he just smells like cheap patchouli and sandalwood :(

this world is a fuckin LIE

Can't even give a guy the (you) but still got shit to say... rude

wanna know where pumpkin comes from...
trifecta of disappointment eh
at least im not a shoe salesman lel

the next thread is gonna be "marina is a faggot" edition. what do you think?

pls no trips jesus

it's made from my pit sweat

What about

what biome does your grundle smell like?

Please no bullyyy

Never really interacted with "showy" theater kids. They really are the worst huh

What do we think of Demna in Gucci?

dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/66850/1/did-we-just-get-our-first-taste-of-gucci-s-demna-fication

Who?

I don't get why fags have such an obsession with tops and bottoms when in real life most of us are vers

Ex Balenciaga fashion designer

Vers gays are not for me, I need bottoms that know their place, and like worshipping my masculine body.

implying any of these >bottoms actually have sex

entertainment

smoll

Maybe a stupid question to ask in the lion's den but what percentage of gays do you think are kid diddlers? Or have an attraction to children? The far right seems to think it's most of you but obviously I don't think that's true. But looking at the Catholic church and the horror stories about gays adopting kids and molesting them it makes me wonder desu

Interesting. Ngl it's hotter when you keep a bit back for the imagination. Just a bit of the shaft or softie next to your coffee. Also, did you just take a hundred nudes in the same outfit or do you exclusively wear grey sweat suits? Feel like I've only ever seen the one fit

guys i'd bottom for are way different than guys i'd top

True af. What causes this?

wasn’t slayer in prison for raping a little girl

Hot take but I think there are several sexualities we clump into one big "gay" bucket. And one of those types is borne out of trauma during development. There are all those project veritas videos and all the nastiest pigs were raped at a very young age. Obv not exclusive or all encompassing either. Just feel like it's a trend nobody talks about except the homophobes

when you're schizophrenic and receiving information about your perceived enemies from the voices in your head, you're always right!

bigger than u
how many different sweatpants do u have? ive 2 grays, 2 blacks that are 10yo

Like 30% or so.

shut up chomo

I honestly don't think it's any higher than it is for straight men

the horror stories about gays adopting kids and molesting them

Obviously a horrible thing when it happens, but I mostly see the same couple stories from years ago get used as propaganda again and again, so I don't think this is as common as made out to be. And again, familial abuse is unfortunately the most common form of sex abuse in "regular families" too, largely because it's the most common situation where adults have unsupervised access to children

Obviously, anyone can agree that child molestation is indifensible in any context, but I don't think it's a "gay issue," I think that's largely just a smear tactic. The general public stopped caring about the idea of two adult men hooking up, there was no solid moral argument against it, so right-wingers started painting us all as pedophiles to stoke up moral outrage against us again

Yeah but why are you ALWAYS wearing sweatpants? Do you ever leave the house? Post shaft in denim or slacks or some shit. Mix it up

embarrassing that you take this silly general so seriously and lie about ppl but you do you winner

I think it's very rare, there's only about 3-4 known cases of gay men abusing boys that I remember reading about in the past.

What's on your mind gg?

So, the flagrant social deviates are just an optical error.

But those goddam christian niggers with all their stupid standards... now THATS suspicious

I dunno. Sometimes when I browse for porn on xitter I see some freaky comments by old guys about "young" gays/guys that are borderline. I once vame acroas about a guy making very upsetting comments about his nephews and even possible stepsons.

I'm not pretending for two seconds that gay pedophiles don't exist or that they're not disgusting. But if you just hop over on the Anon Babble board and wait 5 minutes you'll see similar comments about female child actresses. No sane person will disagree that pedophilia is bad, or that it's a problem, I'm disagreeing that it's a larger problem in the gay community than the straight community

you can come up with something better than that i’m sure

i think it probably is a bigger problem, proportionally. but its like... what am i supposed to do about that exactly? its just a canard if theres no purpose or possible solution to placate the person bringing it up

like why is it always pedophiles with you guys say he rapes his elderly father or something think outside the fuckin box

xcancel.com/conecofilm/status/1924404665153708238
LOL

fuck off pedophile

eww your post reminded me of that indian guy raping his retarded grandpa :(

Full hour in and FINALLY I get a cute one. AND he's singing a song from Meet The Robinson's. Cha-ching

guess you can’t :-(

Exercise, getting cat food, brushing my hair, that cheesecake haha
What about you?

never seen it glad i haven’t hope to never see it

why is this pedophile stuff only brought up everyday on gaygen? someone has a motive...