/gaygen/ - men edition

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Sissy zigger miss J

i wish i was attractive hot so i could have an easy life..

Look at it this way- people only like Adam Sandler because he's rich and funny, not because of the way that he looks. So just be rich and funny.

Gaygen mascot
youtube.com/watch?v=1iZXes-bnwg

real pedo hours

isn t that true for any average or below average dude, unless you are hot or rich no one cares abt you if you are a man..

you do realize everyone who is deemed attractive has to exercise and work for it
it's not just handed to them through a genetic lottery
they took the steps necessary to look good

my fetish is having sex with my clothes on. Will a bottom get mad if I don't take my clothes off?

I'm not a fucking zigger or woman

what is he even saying? kids needs hooked on phonics

holy fricking cope nigga

the best i can be is a 6, that is my cap and that would be a fricking miracle from god and jesus themselves, and i will still look only average, i will never be cute..

various posters have told you that if you worked out and got your teeth fixed you'd be a 6/10 at least

Powerful

6 is plenty fuckable sis. But you are a 3, so that's gonna take some work to do.

i plan to fix my shit with the body and the teeth no money, also no 6 is my maximum, let s not be crazy here

Well yeah but men don't expect attention or special privileges for existing. You're a tranny so you want ppl to kiss your ass without earning it.

Ho-ho-hosanna!

better santa than a jew with a gomco clamp

Zig Zam the Sissy Sham Ma'am!

screw me for wanting to have an easy life, get hired and promoted easier, make more money and be way more liked as whole and showered with positive attention by others by just existing instead of being an invisible peasant slave! shame on me nigga!

homeless meth users trolling gg with their obamaphone and mcds WiFi

I recognize those gw racks. You see the funniest knick knacks at these thrift stores

Ntm on slayer

i can t sleep

Men don't ask for these things, we're granted nothing in life and a man builds his self worth through hard work and perseverance. You'll see.

mcds wifi

Lold

i am well fed

You can tell it's somebody's gma just kicked it cuz suddenly there's 40 different owl figurines all put out at once. I'm gonna put in my will that all my shit gets burned or buried with me. Like a pharaoh

you and jager can smoosh your jagercake bellies together

You're buying basmati? 20 lb of white long grain can be had for $10-15

they are still cheaper per calorie here i think, also more vitamins and shit and also for me they taste better, you only need mashed potatoes so you also get some fat too, add extra protein also if you lift and you are all set.. no need for multi vitamin jew pillls..

a lot of the potatoes nutrition are in the skin everyone peels off...

You have to season potatoes with fats to get it to taste halfway decent. Rice tastes good with just salt, pepper and a little oil

healthier

not if u kys after a week kek
wrong! its literally poisonous

I buy this kind in a burlap bag

Never mind multivitamins, when are you going to start your titty skittles?

Yeah lol that's not cheap rice that's why it costs more

so cap, rice tastes like chink chink balls
also the potato peel is good, i boil them with it
you are pretentious aristrocratic bunch of sons of bitches

And now you're starting to look like a baked potato. Point? Ima kick it with the other rice anon.

never, i want to become a giga chad and impregnate all of the women, your women relatives included too!

its the only kind of rice i like to be honest, i hate brown rice and other kinds of tried, especially that nasty yellow rice with msg they use in Mexican food

That rice isn't yellow, they add so much msg though chicken bouillon powder that it turns yellow. Try Mexican rice at home sometime with good plumb tomatoes and it will taste better

starting? you are so sweet and flattering, i have been a full exploded potatoe for years now fool
all rice tastes the same nigga, like chink chong ding dong boing bong spit, i am no asian

i think its the other way around
i read this one blog once about the irish famine and they talked about how much potato u need to aurvive and basically potato doesnt have enough essnetial amino acids , it has to be supplemented with milk or eggs, rice is a bit better on the essential proteins front
its good to have a sack of rice in case of total war, it doesnt rot, not as dense as refined sugar but also handier

Your belly? Mashed potato
Your brown nipples? Potato skins
Your dick? Tater tot

Your brain? pee pee poo poo

the yellow rice i had has saffron in it which colors it yellow, saffron tastes great in Persian ice cream I've had, not on rice though

bro is just soft spoken and doing his thing. It doesn't fucking matter what his sexuality is because there are no out players in the nba. I can see why - any time someone slightly dips into a high voice, or dresses different, they are ostracized. I have seen multiple clips of NYC street interviews, 'give us your best KAT impression," they're doing the same gay voice that was a played joke 10 years ago when I was in high school. You can hear the hate dripping from it. Just got a clip of Lonzo Ball getting interviewed by Cameron Brink - egging him on to make fun of KAT and he won't and Brink just starts doing the voice. What the hell is wrong with people? Do they just not understand how fucking rude they seem? it's funny to see clips of Kat, whatever, but the entire media apparatus is borderline bullying bro right now for something he doesn't even publicly identify as. It's disgusting.

edit: all the replies too scared to say some real choice words and catch a reddit ban. we used to have a word for "zesty" online in the 2010s too, and it wasn't necessarily coming from a place of bigotry - we just used it to keep other guys in check about what was acceptable behavior. same thing happening here, just being typed by way softer hands who can't stand behind what they're actually making fun of.

this pic is funny. it shows larry and the only two living things that will come near him because they have no choice, and just like larry they live off eating dirt too lol

i love my life
how to get money to fix my teeth

be white trash woman
call a niglet a nigger
...
gofundme!?
profit!

potato skin isn’t poisonous is this some old estonian wives tale

holy shit adam sandler i loved uncut gems

I've had 2 saffron sticks sitting in my spice cupboard for like 2 years lol idk what to use it for

If you stopped taking pics and close the windows, it would fix everything for us. And leave the lights off. Maybe move into the cellar. And close the door.

Larry got the Jewish looks without the rich parents, affable personality, or intelligence. Dis is anudda shoah

it has the highest concentration of solanine in the skin and outer layer , which is toxic
improperly stored, or sun xposed fruit is bad
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenape_potato

put some on vanilla ice cream, I think they taste perfect together

so don’t eat it when it’s green

haha

picrel

uh this is porn

I didn't know saffron was for sweet dishes too I thought it was mainly for savory. I don't eat ice cream tho I'm trying to get gay buff and homo lean

His only good posts are porn

I told you potatoes with skin on is good

why is not my beard fucking filling fast enough, my life depends on it ffs

im tired of your dumb shit,, look at wikipedoia and weigh the skins of 3kg of peeled potato, do the math !
fuck the weight, its toxic in principle!

NEED him

who is eating 3kgs of potatoes at a time?

fuck you dumb troon and kill youself

so i can t eat 3kgs of potatoes unpeeled at the same time, good to know..

Aren't you crippled in the asshole from taking nigger cock? Seems like such a sad sack would be more humble than this if we're being honest.

so only young fresh potatoes, the old ones need to be peeled bc solanine whatever nigger bitch fucks you

its an acquired taste but I instantly liked it when I tried it in bastani icecream

Who dat

fuck you thorny, i was happily eating potatoes with the peel on and maybe i would have died eventually accidentally, fuck you

you better ride that donkey

Larry why don't you chase and then make the trannies fuck your ass if you like bottoming? That's what chasers do. You get to have sex and be around that vibrant trans game.

cant you guys just be nice to each other
all this harsh language most likely is affecting your psyche and insecurities

Are they the cutest gaygen couple?

I ordered jagercakes but they didn't ready today, hopefully tomorrow ,if not I will be very sad

Yo answer me niggas.

I want The Best of both worlds a little heaven down here on Earth

didn't they break up

i don t need to transition, i have been on oral minoxidil for 50 days now, i a bit more chest hair hand hair belly hair and a bit of beard but is so slow, i hope i get more
i am not into trannies
kys nigger bitch tarrot faggot mucher, everyone is a pos, i would rather them be open abt it than keep it a secret

It ebbs and flows. If you aren't mean to thorny he'll push your boundaries, and larrys a good sport he knows this isn't serious were just joking

It's hot if theyre in military uniforms

Not really

i got my hair cut gaygen and this time it doesn't make me wanna kms. what did (you) do today? what are (you)r plans for meme oral day?

welcome to the gaygen junkyard

They're the only couple in gaygen sis. Bishit had a tranny gf for a while but idk if they met here.

Can we see? I'm being lazyfat today so far but I need to get up and get things done.

drink beer smoke weed and play video games hbu? post cut

I did nothing but eat and shitpost. Weekends feel so worthless if i'm not hanging out with someone.

ooh are they into polygamy now?

no sorry unfortunately i look hideous in pics but i won't let it ruin my relief that i finally got a decent haircut.
not doing much sadly since i have work. would've loved to go back to texas since my dad usually throws barbecues and invites family and neighbors over and i lowkey miss his mid-af bbq.

I have never seen a hideous photo of you, what are you talking about

Mr pancakes get on the ground on the ground Mr pancakes

You look great in every pic I've seen of you but that's ok i understand not wanting to post pics in here lately. So what kind of cut did you get?

that's because i delete them instead of posting them. maybe when the light is better tomorrow since it's cloudy and dark today.

autist

dating

lol

sifu is free on epic, it is a nice game

yeah but he posted pics of them together. Cute looking girl (don't flay me). Kind of androgynous looking. They were holding hands in the picture.

this but shorter. it's the pic i showed the stylist and i think she nailed it. she said it was skater/justin beiber hair and it definitely made me feel 30 lolz

how short did you go?

Perceiving it in my mind..... Yeah you look cute shut up. You always look cute.

fucking hell i forgot the picture and i typed a z instead of .

No

is this close to what it looks like? hot

oh wow you look very similar lol

You didn’t change even a bit lol

imagine looking like this and still wasting your life being a lonely alcoholic nigger

i will never change.

I look just like tex because we're both blond

aren't you bald now?

i donated my hair to him.

what's the last song you singed out loud? post it

Yeah adorable, pretty color too

youtu.be/m2yNjIVgaZI

ngl that's exactly how i've looked the past 3 months, i wore a beanie every day even when it was 90 degrees out.

disappointed father..

thoughts on piggiesgetfed.com ?

i am either depressed miserable or bored, tf is even the point and meaning of life

you know exactly how most of us feel about it and you get some sort of pleasure from posting it and grossing us out

u dumb virgin? y not just ask the fucking botttttttoooom????!

did you guys know that the retarded home assistant os, the iot opne source garbage, is literally incapable of starting up in a vm without a fuckinh cabled ethernet conncetion!!!!????? are they fucking insanely retarded or wtf?

Not clicking unless it's larry being force fed mashed potatoes by shiza and then having a food fight

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omg you got me sis, its exactly that :o

Larry wearing a diaper, a bib and a bonnet sitting in a high chair and moomy shiza sling shotting taters into his mouth with a big wooden spoon. Need it.

did you guys know that the retarded home assistant os, the iot opne source garbage, is literally incapable of starting up in a vm without a fuckinh cabled ethernet conncetion!!!!????? are they fucking insanely retarded or wtf?

i doubt any one of us understands this compooter go brrrrrrrrr jargon in here

its supposed to be for normies lol to automate their houses
sad, no wonder apple sells

Ask this in a tranny general and you'll get 10 expert replies

She would happily breast feed larry and larry would love it

Larry bites during feedings like a rabid dog and those big choppers of his could rip off shizas nipple in one CHOMP

gay men who are fearful or distrustful of bisexual men cheating on them or leaving them for a women are inadvertently continuing the stereotype of gay men's inferiority and that they are viewed as a "lesser relationship" compared to heterosexual society as well as perpetuating compulsory heterosexuality. in reality, bisexual men cheat on gay men with other men all the time too

Who cares about bisexual men

i'm a virgin at 28 and feel like i've already wasted my life away
but also feel like it would be better to start looking for someone in my 30s, someone i want to spend the rest of my life with instead of meaningless hookups and flings
i wonder if other gay guys also start looking for that after they hit 30

thats not the language of normies at all lol

no. gigi is my only sanctuary in this board

u escaped the homophobic country filter ;p
piggiesgetfed.com/crying-just-makes-him-cum-harder/

lol

youtu.be/VesakLE7MTs?si=yWxyjCnxOXYD2_4b

Be you
Try this
Go on grindr
Set position to top
Call yourself DL Guy or Straight Guy
Watch every bottom in your grid DM you immediately
Nothing's easier than being a straight passing top in a community that loathes gay ppl, especially bottoms

Should be shorter

scary larri

No sabotaging sissy

cryingjustmakeshimcumharder

He would look better

This doesn't benefit bottoms

No he wouldn't. I used to see the girls in chasergen trying to sabotage each other by giving them bad advice on how to change their look. And besides you're a sissy, you would want Tex to get a buzzcut and dress like a Marine and fuck you.

Life's just a big bowl of fancy, assorted cashews.

look at the beard on this poonee lawl!

Back to good posting I see. Tldr

yesterday, i learned (from a kurzgezagt video) that heroin gives you such pleasure, bliss, ecstacy and euphoria that you'll spend your whole life chasing it but will never be able to experience cauch a high again and thats how people end up with addiction and turn into those dead-eyed zombies

to be honest i just wante (you)s and thought bisexuals would be an easy bait topic.

Ok

you would want Tex to get a buzzcut and dress like a Marine

absolutely based

its a nice vid, tops coq too small for all that whimpering

they should legalize it and mass produce a improved and regulated version of it :D

how are you today

come to my thread
thanks love you

I'm only pretending to be dumb. It was our plan remember?

dont laugh. drugs are no joke, mkay

Tex is for dominating, fucking, cuddling, kissing. Tex is NOT your Big Drill Sergeant.

I’m going to bed

no

but we like it in here, luv

Stop posting these ugly flamer nogs from America with horrible fashion sense. Stay in your thread.

goodnight anon

Where should a bottom's hands be placed while his top fucks him on his back? He's not allowed to touch his dick.

it's not a /gg/ thread it's just another thread
if you don't like it you don't have to visit. i do stay in my thread, i just came here to invite more people

but you guys are asshole so NVM!!!

Whats the most efficient way of spotting a homosexual man?

on the tops abs nipples ass

Chicken and giblets aisle 5, Jackson.

Stare them in the eye. The gay knows his shame and weakness and look away.

did you just call me monkey at the end

I'm fat as fuck nobody tells you how heavy being fat feels I feel as though I could sit down and never get up

I was thinking he needs to go down to a #4 on the sides and back and get something similar to this

And yet the only place I can find the ambition to walk to is the fridge

Krabs is a _____

its in the eyes, forehead and jaw

mkay doesnt stand for monkey, mkay

Play a Beyonce or Charli song on you phone at top volume and the homosexuals lurking in your midst will begin dancing. It's how the Albanian military tests recruits to determine if they're fruits.

Jodie arias my hero in the lesbian spot

what about todrick hall's

Always behind his bed while the top subdues his wrists

then what does it stand for, my key and you?

did you see google's latest ai shit called veo? what did you think?

There thirteen bad words you should never use.

Idk him because? Not gay. I'm only 30% gay.
*behind his back
Log off time

do u know any good sites with snuff play where the twinks on the receiving end are hard?

Classy sophisticates like us should stain our lips with cursing

Should I come out to my family? They don't really give a shit and they most certainly know that I'm gay already.
My brother in particular will go fucking insane because he's a super ally and half of his friends are super gay.

Get Auschwitzed already zigger. You're crap.

I dunno but I think on motherless you could find those if you lurk, for me I use it more for real dad son incest and nazi uniform gay sex

Ive been thinking we both should consider getting into an open poly relationship

Thirteen bad words (you) should never use

need a racist nazi husband to molest me anytime he gets horny

its a south park reference, retardluv

If you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to work like sailors.

had no time or mood for news this week

old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1krmsns/wtf_ai_videos_can_have_sound_now_all_from_one/

but its basically shilling from the jew, there is no point to these generators, the kike does not understand the creatives at all, than again subhuman npcs went and watched superhero movies...
the tech behind GANs is gonna be a primitive for real artificial intelligence, its a classifier that inherently creates categories in layers, this will be the structure that kills the human race in the future...

I have no talent. Mr Testicles has all the talent. If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his testicles on my heart.

files.catbox.moe/rupbe0.jpg

Long beard is starting to suit me, I guess. I was thinking of shaving my head. Thoughts?

no, just get a bf

u aint a 19th century philosopher, trim it to postmodern length...

youtu.be/nRQSfBhd7FE?si=WQX6yv_r2MgrCO3W

You can't actually walk, but maybe you can do 10k revolutions on your wheelchair wheels?

It's not that long pal

lol OLD

you look like a young christopher lee in some of your photos

i have a long head, it makes it longer
10k steps is 10k joint injuries

Maybe it's the shapenof my face, but I don't really see it

My head is 23 cm/9 inches long

Why this is a hole, good sir

your proportions are 900 to 1750 pixels
even mine are better

Jagercakes

I've been walking or cycling 2 hours minimum daily the past month, and I'm hard all the time and shooting bigger loads. It works for some reason. Do the science lesson.

zagercucks

I've never seen your face

how am I still thinking about him every day almost every hour
I miss him so so much, I wonder if he ever thinks about me
if it makes him smile
I wonder if he remembers that hug that one time or that Halloween, or if he ever thinks about the last time we saw each other
it's been more than five years and it's still an almost constant hurt, an ache deeper than my center that just won't stop
it hurts more than almost any other thing in my life, more than being raped or beat up or neglected or most things my father has done, and it's just torture bc this is clearly what he wants and I love him to much to not do anything I can to make him happy
it just kills me inside that the things that makes him happiest is not talking to me
I wish we could be together even if only as friends, I want to see him smile again, I want to make him laugh. I want to make new memories together, I want to be a part of his life. I want to be there for him, I would give all of my heart to him if it made him happy
fuck
I hate being in love

I'll find his identity eventually and expose him to everyone on here

Hi I hope you're feeling well and you're staying healthy

My mother told me the best way to get over someone is to get under someone. But then again, of course, she was a whore, so...

you too

I've heard that before, tried it and it didn't help much
it's hard finding a good guy for a hookup, let alone a relationship
last guy I dated proper was a rapist and a pedo, which is why he's an ex. IDK why but I end up dating the same kind of abusive guys so it's probably best if I don't date at all

what a waste of time, 2k steps is the best i can do, its 500m for a smoke and 500 back,plus the cantina and toilet runs...
post load/s
sendapic.xyz/view/0eqg88
im the elefantman
pls dont...

Wow, thank you, Anon. That's very nice of you!

squeak

voca.ro/16jYfnCl3tJd

Trip off - I used to jerk off to squeak daily for months. I came to him probably 100+ times, and could cum just looking at his face, eyes, hair. He never posted nudes so there were none to jerk to, and I'm too autistic to ask.

Ok trip back on!

There are fucking CLOTHES JUTTING off of my body it is so spooky all the geometry in my life is fucked up these shapes got COARSE edges and they don't fit my eyes properly and it's just not. It's just not.

He did post nudes, I believe they're still there in the Anon Babble Anon Babble guys thread

my white undies have yellow pee stains that haven't been eliminated by the enzyme liquid. i think it's permanent. is it inevitable? a whole new set of undies is expensive

Waiting for the Great Satan in the sky known as the sun to ease up a little so I can walk. Getting restless.

Sometimes I wake up expecting someone next to me and there's no one there

There's no way man. He's very private. I think you would have to know him intimately and be someone he really likes to get a nude.

terrible feeling desu

I'm never lonely during the mornings, I have to get up and get stuff done but nights are pure shit.

Sleeping on the couch is the solution to this. There's no room for someone that way. There's no rooooom

I hate being single so much

My bf spoils me too much

I love this thread.

I can't stop drinking Pepsi Max, it's the fentanyl of my people..

Do you top or bottom for your bf?

I'm usually still partially asleep when it happens. Maybe I'm coming out of a dream where I was with someone but it's hard to remember...

Me too sorta

Can two people not fit on a couch if they're cuddling tightly?

It's okay, Anon. You will find someone and this will all be a distant memory

Mt Dew and Pepsi mmmmm

No rooooooom

Thanks <3

That's personal

can't believe you have a boyfriend

I've literally seen them, with his face and all.

sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat, scratching at my own flesh

How did you see them?

Irn Bru looks like hobo piss.

AAAAAA
youtu.be/lHtgF5h1iJw?si=SaHNmeCDavS6GklM

Why?

bottom, got it

should I go get some fast food or try playing monster hunter or just lay in bed feeling depressed until I fall asleep

personality

Jager's bf reminds me of bucko iykwim

What is wrong with it?
My bf isn't flamer

lol not what i was referring to.

When light reflects off an object or comes from a source, it enters the eye through the **cornea** and **lens**, which focus it onto the **retina**—forming an inverted, reversed image. The retina’s **photoreceptors** (rods for low light, cones for color) convert light into electrical signals, which travel via the **optic nerve** to the brain. The **visual cortex** then flips and processes these signals, combining input from both eyes to create a coherent, right-side-up image with depth, color, and detail. Ultimately, **vision** is the brain’s interpretation of these neural signals, allowing us to perceive the world in real time.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

I finally had a successful sexual encounter with someone attractive and can rest peacefully knowing im not completely worthless.

?

slut

What do we know about bucko?

Why are good tops so uncommon? like a top who knows how to dom and tie you up and hurt you but also comfort you and be a father figure and a lover as much as an owner and who let's you do things for him and make him happy but who's also ok if you start crying during sex and won't dump you if you get clingy or don't want sex every day and who's basically a violent rapist but also a loving father and a best friend and scary and comfy and who likes me even though I'm severely mentally ill

it's a good feeling

does he know you want to be a tranny?
lgbt.anonbabble.com/

I don't know what this proves
He knows I want a pussy but I'm not trans
He's a flamy top and mexican
My bf is not these

I'm off the market girls

I want a pussy but I'm not trans

this is part of that personality issue I was talking about

We all have fantasies

Uh huh. How do we know that? Has he posted real pics or anything that seems trustworthy, besides a 2 second vocaroo he quickly deleted because ppl said he sounded like beagle?

your fantasy makes you a tranny

I don't pay enough close attention like this

Bye gg, please pray for me i get my special Jagercakes order tomorrow

This is me. Tex let me hold you

Okay haha

You're welcome <3

I get cold sweats too

Who's the lucky guy? How'd you meet?

evens food
odds dad sex
dubs sleep

I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.

I have bpd

I'm a zillennial diagnosed with many things pls be my bf

I wish it was Tex but she don't love me desu

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun

Do you have a story of overcoming difficulty?

Same but centennial

Badboy Pussy Destroyer

Sorry lol but Tex is a man with taste

Big penis disorder xD

Tex is a nice person afraid of trusting and getting hurt. I wish I knew something better to say to her but I'm bad with words

I wanna holden like they do in TeX please
Cersei is not the same without a gun and baby when it's shiza it isn't fun

I'm actually not interested in anyone at the moment I just wanted to post those lyrics because everytime I read Tex I get them in my head x3

Time to walk. See ya sassy bottoms

Haha no but I'm actually really sick and it's not looking too good. Pretty bad. Yup. I gotta lotta prollums nobody else does. Mmmhmmm

If I was a pokemon what pokemon would I be

need

do DBT, it really helps