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Qott: what's your exercise routine?

exercise routine

sometimes i wake up just to smoke other times i take pills, I'm currently drug maxxing my life instead of wasting it lifting weights

Qott:

i lay down in a frog pose and stretch my vagina out for two hours a day with rigid polyurethane rods. i eat sparingly so as not to be bloated and have a my lifestyle revolve around certain timings during the day that i try to complete specific rituals.

neat!

I want to cum in those manly pecs and suck all milk the nipples have to offer

Summoning hyacinth, please we need your normalness and soothing calm, things getting a little too scary

He's a pretty big fitness influencer, and there's a subreddit tier debate about whether he's actually ftm

do you look like your age gg?

i look a little younger

I hate myself and Capcom

Have you ever cummed on your own face?

This guy from Denmark is bicurious wants to fuck me but keeps ghosting and only dirty talk texts but disappear s randomly too. It's really frustrating

no farthest i’ve ever gone is tasting a dab

learn to dress yourself.
summer is coming:
chino's
linen trousers
denim jeans
linen button down shirts
cotton vest (base layer)
plain t-shirts (base layer)
more adult shoes like
loafers
boat shoes
boots
oxfords
get some sport coats
blazers
overcoats
nice polis like lacoste or ralph loren
some jewelry
a tennis bracelet
some rings
a chain necklace
belts that match your shoes
black brown navy burgundy
a proper rain coat
berkenstocks
colognes like savage

look a little more sophisticated and they'll treat you a bit more like an adult. stick to neutral tones like black gray navy khaki whits and beige in the summer. get some good denim. find a fit that suits you. if you have chicken legs, maybe go with bootcut to make your legs look more powerful. make sure things fit. snug, but not ripping when you stretch.
hygiene is important too. use a nice bar soap like dove for sensitive skin. especially if you're prone to break outs, rosacea, etc... a gentle facial cleansor like cetaphil.
learn to style medium length or get it cut. no inbetween. don't be lazy.

i thought you guys were gay? wtf?

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you needs real boyfriend Gregor

Dress like a preppy douche

That wouldn't work for me.

...serve jail time after doing so

your loss

i remember you having heart palpitations over jeb

no but he sounds like a cool fella youtu.be/3UHKlfywGig

Am I the only one where theres just such a wide range of the cuteness of gays. I feel like some look so great but another's look subhuman and strange.

nah i totally agree tons of them have weird eyes i think thats probably the hallmark of gayface

Is that you in pic?
Shut up

how long did you look at your eyes for

the average bottom looks like sid from ice age

thousand cock stare

Dead thread
I'm transitioning

have only gay experiences from teenage years until 25

at 25 for some reason meet a girl and fall madly in love

have kids. few years later she wants out

want to go back to being with men but now at 33 I have no fucking clue what to do

don't really want to have random risky one offs either

Your eyes would be fucked too if every time you kissed a guy, your eyes had to turn 90 degrees away and lock in their sockets so you could see how it looks on camera.

A hundred more years of social media and all gays will look like picrel

What is considered a gay face

Do what every other man gay or straight does and suffer. Or cope. Those are really the only two options. I don't know where the expectation came from that people should expect teenage levels of sex their whole life. But whoever started the rumor must've been selling something. Women seem to have this misunderstanding the most.

have kids

few years later

want to go back to being with men

Its refreshing to gays admit where children actually rank in priorities

Juden Peterstein is upset about Doogie Murray losing his debate on Joe Rogan

shorter upturned noses, narrower in the jaw, big foreheads too maybe but i’d have to think about it

What possibly causes this I can't be the only one that thinks gays look alike

also gays do skin care and their grooming styles tend towards extreme symmetry

Gayface is the dopey slack jawed expression framed by a bad hair style on a skinnyfat body with bad posture and meme clothes trying to look like a child.

Take away everything but the eyes and expression and you are pretty much looking at Down's Syndrome, just usually skinnier.

Take someone with Down's Syndrome and give them a stupid hair style and a ridiculous shirt, and you will see gayface. They will already be breathing through their mouth.

Biboomer looked like this 50 years ago

cun ty

cun ty

How are you Dana?

lmfao

met this cute shy dorky guy with good annual income from Monterrey Mexico last night that liked sucking cock after work last night and borrowed one of his shirts. things are swell. I’m drained howeverbeit

have you let anyone take your hole out for a spin or are you still saving it

just top tings lately and satisfied, too much I’m at work it’s dragging so bad I need food and sleep

FtMs aren't that wide and really cannot get that jacked.

post your cock crazed eyes so the people know what im talking about