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Anon

have a blobbers day everynyan

hey yo niggos whats poppin??

yes, anon?

What's poppin'?
Brand-new whip, just hopped in

Is being nb really that cringe?
Is it better to be an nb gigahon or a regular gigahon?

Regular gigahon

its better to be a man when gigahon, its the only way even

Not very おはよう

Does this honey still post here?

sometimes
but she got axe wounded eww

I wish I could join the military as a tranny... I just want to die for israel...

but she got axe wounded eww

I hope it symmetrical and it go deep.

Terrible

is it even supposed to be symmetrical?

shiiyyyt mayyynn

you're so right bb

I love my sleep paralysis demon

My autogynephilia is crippling and completely controls my life but I love it. I get turned on just from using girly fruity bath products and perfumes and I love embodying an aristocratic/classy femininity. I’m close to indulging my addiction and buying more lace stockings and bows <3

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No sissies allowed

I’m not a sissy I’m a beautiful goddess

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legally nb gigahon here
try and stop me
sissy pride WORLD wide

goddess

oh man the absolute cringe

Im aware of the tariffs, when the time comes if it turns out the Toyota Tacoma does cost a ton more Ill settle for a Chevy Colorado

I love your outfits, you browse Anon Babble?
Dont listen to laguna its just shitposts on every passer out of resentful jealousy

Sissy life forever

I'm a cis woman now my pronouns are she her stay back troons

Sissy life forever

Indeed, sissies don’t get laser, it is known

is this u this is literally like a nightmare of mine made manifest like all the hairs getting ingrown so my skin/face is just completely covered in pustules

it’s literally Moap lmao

I just tweeze my face and I've been doing it since I was 19

sissies

anal only
never asks "am I a real woman to you?" the proof is in that his dick is rock hard and lasts for hours
pretty outfits and lingerie

it’s funny how the uglier and disgusting they are, the most vulgar and sexual they are too

the more

play erotic sissy feminization VN and, now, AI chatbot scenarios

expect degradation / humiliation / total submission

receive empowerment

In these worlds, there's really no clear cut definition of what a sissy is. A sissy is simply anybody who has accepted themselves for who they really are, aren't afraid to express themselves, and walk through life confidently. You could be sitting a top of a throne with the physique of a Greek god with thousands of servants bowing beneath you and that could be a sissy... While most certainly it tends to be adopting complete femininity. It's all a matter of interpretation and it's completely possible to be a masculine dominant top sissy. All the successful billionaires, Trump, Musk, so on. They're sissy sluts who made it.

Awww thnx they’re not my outfits though, I dress in a gothic style however I’m new to Lolita. And yes I do! I hate how dead it is though.
Woaw holy based, maybe you’re right

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Desperate Pedro

Please
A good sissy has a flat cage

The idea of Elon or Trump naked is so repulsive I think Ill retire to a convent now.

be careful
some sissies have clitties so small they can't fit in a cage
these are called the sissy princesses and are the highest of the sissy nobility

The idea of Elon or Trump naked is so repulsive I think Ill retire to a convent now.

The two of them take their business suits off to reveal immaculate feminine bodies. They "take charge" in the sense that they find well endowed men to service and use them, but they fully revel in their sissy nature but making the men think they're the ones in control. In actuality, it's the sissies proving their worth and living their best lives.

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how do u tweeze without getting hella ingrowns and stuff
i have to stop myself from tweezing cuz in addition to ingrown issue i end up like digging around a lot trying to pull out hairs that aren't completely surfaced or in some cases trying to get to a hair that isn't actually there so my face just becomes covered in little bleeding wounds and stuff so i basically have to stop myself from tweezing
laser/electro has helped but there's still stuff on my chin I'm not happy about and sometimes it's hard to fight the urge to just spend and hour or two going at it

how do u tweeze without getting hella ingrowns and stuff

careful face washing and moisterization

someone call me when niggermop and radiohon are gone ty ty

They'll be gone for five minutes and come back to give me another aneurysm out of their sheer stupidity. There's a saying in Spanish that goes like "A bad bug never dies". Try to keep it in mind for this situation

laguna what did you do during the power outage

Even though I love being a dirty alley sissy there is some part of me that longs.... could I wear floffy pretty dresses whilst I got fed cummies?

Slightly funny, mostly repulsive

Awwwwwh fair, I used to own a lot of lolitadresses but they dont fit anymore after I got breast implants
Still cosplay tho

Theres a principle about how in social animals the lowest status ones infight the most because they're desperate to get out from the bottom, you should consider that one instead when you're coping about how they wont let you into their minecraft server.

and come back

sobbing
time for Patrick Bateman skincare routine and twitter slop ig

I am only permitted the floofy pretty dresses for cummie time so yes

I studied in the morning pre blackout then talked with my family then went shopping then cooked then read then slept.
Anything is better than being here really

mtfg

look inside

sissy thread

:(

Please leave and never come back

open twitter

instantly jumpscared by someone retweeting this brainrot

people have no filters on social media

Twitter is just Anon Babble but worse

omg Spaniard anon hiiiii

Can I be a pilot even though I’m a stupid tranny?

わたし の スパインじん です か? そう です?

*especially* if ur a stupid tranny

Oh it's the other way around I hate this の possessive shit

anyone can be a pilot if they study hard enough
I know an omega otaku fag who is a pilot so yeah

no hablo takataka habla bien subnormal

Y si no me apetece que pasa soplapollas

Yeah but like medically though since I’m on diy

Whats dubai chocolate and why are people flooding search algorithms with it? What are they hiding?

How to cope w high underbust to bideltoid ratio? I feel like my thorax is very round and big,
I never had a flat back or chest like all those twinks, even at <17 BMI?
Is there something such as thorax flattening?

I mean we can try running you over

new gigguk video

time to add more anime to my watchlist that I will never watch

You first, you disgusting worthless faggot

Idk I just feel like I look like I have barrel chest or sm

nope, try to fatmax, you're fucked and so am I :)

Yeah there's no solution to that. Maybe try rib flare exercises or something? Idk.

nada nada... no me insultes que eso me pone.... >.<

uuuh yeah???? if women can so can you, can't see why not, it's just hormones

You should identify yourself. Are you some sort of what they call "newbie faggotry"?

it must suck being trans

identity yourself

anonymous image board

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

newbie faggotry

kinda, I retuned to /tttt/ recently after avoiding it for years cuz back in the day it gave me demonic brainworms and headaches, I've been semi active on Anon Babble but that's it really

I see. So a nerd. Very curious

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Everyone hates you and you're ugly

Only important things are in people's minds. I'm glad you consider me one.

still can't decide on BA size
worried too big will look bad and live with regret and too small will summon ghost of laf and I start chaining surgeries due to issue
sob

unironically this tbhon

that's just amab bonestructure
u gotta roll good spawn RNG
or hydraulic diy mayb xd

would post a screenshot but I don't have my shitpad on me rn, I use a default-ish i3 and I don't even have a wallpaper so there's nothing cool to show really
anyways I'm on the road so here's a pic of the A-7 in the middle of nowhere :p

WHY IS IT UPSIDE DOWN!?!?!? ffs
-_-

"newbie faggotry"?

aren't you like 19?

newbie faggot

pot...kettle...

I'm getting one too and I've no clue about it either
Wow I didn't know nerds could drive on the ceiling of earth. Very advanced technology. And I also have a thinkpad.
I'm almost 21.
Problem?

that's just amab bonestructure

What about the twinks w the 30in bust who are like 8 inches wide I keep seeing at the gay bar

It seems you aren't familiar with the concept of chance

Tfw lived long enough too see K and M reconciliate, some will say that only being back with T could bring such desperation but they don’t know what true love looks like

I'm not the one driving... </3
I'm a jobless bitch so I can't afford being milked dry by driving schools and La Putísima DGT™

which tpad do u have? I have an x260

It's over. Goo early (3pm) to allow dysphoria to take up space. That's reserved for past 8pm

Wow you don't have a driver's license or a car? So totes unrelatable. And I don't know. I'll check it later
Just take shot or two of rum and forget about everything bad

Acting retarded isn’t “cute” or “fembrained” you fucking dumbass

acting retarded

baka personally I don't "act" retarded I just am retarded

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She wouldnt say this

No but I did

It's okay. Driving sucks anyways. And cars. And everything related to it. Frankly I plain refuse to drive at all. Every time I did I had to see everyone ignoring every rule possible and using their cars as if they weren't giant metal bricks that could obliterate anything inside at any moment. Funny joke also. Very kekkers.
I didn't think there was anything worse than a pm fan but actually there is. 2 pm fans. Of the newfag phenotype too. Bleak.. very very bleak

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Dont worry
I rarely come here anyways

Thank goodness

driving sucks anyways

every single one of my friends tells me that driving is cool but people are retarded, I agree that it's scary but I want the freedom it gives and being drove around by friends all the time and being unable to do the same for them sucks ass....

it actually is because people associate being """retarded""" with animals/anime/kids/whatever and hence associate it with feminity

It's not anime
Well I'm fortunate that I plan my entire life based on not being willing to drive anywhere, I understand the feeling of needing to learn how to drive for independence.

it actually is because people associate being """retarded""" with animals/anime/kids/whatever and hence associate it with feminity

First person on Anon Babble to not be mentally disabled congratulations to you

Also I ate half a cheesecake and now I feel like I'm going to die. I couldn't help it though. It tasted like eating clouds. Best cheesecake I've had yet.

shot or two of rum

Still gotta do my hw unf. Plus I have class early tmrw so

I fear you'll just have to thug it out as they say.

how it feels to be a cis woman and also not have homework

imagine having a girlfriend

touching her
kissing her
sleeping with her

sobbing

yes, thank you for noticing

Hey mtfg! How's everyone been lately?

dw you're safe

a bit too much personal info but whatever if any of you know who I am and you're here hmo on WhatsApp or whatever lol

I live in salamanca, my friends are all around the country so if I want to see them frequently I need a car, I want to move to a small town eventually and pretty much all of them are car dependent and in any case the utility is so great it justifies having a cheap car at least

First person on Anon Babble to not be mentally disabled congratulations to you

ty.... (´..̫.`)

salamanca like in breaking bad?

I live in a small town curious enough. And I don't use that outside of when it's needed. You can add me on discord though. It's lagunamarina.
Exactly.

sounds dangerous

mtfg, what do you do when depression has you down? Can't motivate myself to do anything today.

rot in bed and flip between twitter and Anon Babble

aw u poor little dysgenic creature, come here u poor gender confused thing i will take care of u I'm cis btw

Ive never been safe, anon.
Id say more if it wasnt 4channel with bitterhons lurking waiting for me to reveal my actual insecurities.

I tell myself everyone feels the same way as I do and the only difference is Im giving into it.
I dont think its true, but it works sometimes.

i rofld when incelsuka got rekt by her chad mom

What isn't dangerous in life really?
At that point physical self harm would do less damage

Don't be scared. I'm known to be the most innocent user in this platform.

go outside, a long walk and music helps a lot....
that's the only thing that actually works cuz when you're depressed long enough unironically your room "absorbs" your bad energy and whenever you're in it your mind automatically goes into doom and gloom mode

Just randomly came to thread and maybe got to see laguna meet her possible first real gf. Very cute.

Vn protag tier jump to conclusions

WHO THE FUCK E

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those are not insecurities, you are at best a fat middle aged twinkhon, you never were beautiful and never will be still act like it’s the case, i can get why people are tired of you/people like you

I'm hopeful for you though. It would be super cute.

E-recting the tower of babbel
You know what else would be cute? Me studying

remind myself I'm not you and im instantly cured of all my mental peculiarities

minecrafttttt miiiiiinnneeecraaaaafffttttttt
howcome Minecraft doesn't entertain me anymore i just get bored after 5 mins
12 yo mariemoder could play minecraft for 14 hrs straight

You're not gonna tho

Rood.